1. Grand Prix weekend is almost here,Copy !req
2. and Neo Yokio is preparing its streets
for the world's most famous urban race.Copy !req
3. But in spite of the excitement,
it's a solemn day in Times SquareCopy !req
4. as workers clear away the last
of the Bachelor Board.Copy !req
5. City officials remain tight-lipped
about the incident,Copy !req
6. but are calling it a deliberate act
of terrorism,Copy !req
7. most likely demonic in origin.Copy !req
8. Thankfully, there were no fatalities,Copy !req
9. but the psychic toll
has obviously been substantial.Copy !req
10. I can't watch this.Copy !req
11. Who am I without the Bachelor Board?Copy !req
12. - Who are any of us, sir?Copy !req
13. Now arriving
at the World Trade Center.Copy !req
14. Next stop, Staten Island.Copy !req
15. - Um, I didn't order any wine.
- This is from the gentlemanCopy !req
16. with the turtleneck and blazer.Copy !req
17. Kazzy-K!Copy !req
18. No, thanks.Copy !req
19. It's probably poisoned.Copy !req
20. This is Château Lafite.Copy !req
21. If I wanted to poison you,
I'd have sent over an Oregon Pinot.Copy !req
22. Why are you sending me anything?Copy !req
23. We're rivals in sport and life.Copy !req
24. Consider this an exquisitely dry
French peace offering.Copy !req
25. Peace offering?Copy !req
26. In light of the recent tragedy,Copy !req
27. there are no longer West Side Gentlemen
and East Side Gentlemen.Copy !req
28. There are only gentle... men.Copy !req
29. You're cuckoo bananas.Copy !req
30. Who's in my seat?Copy !req
31. Arcangelo was just leaving.Copy !req
32. Meeting your aunt for lunch,Copy !req
33. I love how important family is
to you people.Copy !req
34. I really admire it.Copy !req
35. Hey, do you squash?Copy !req
36. We should squash sometime.Copy !req
37. I thought that buffoon
was your archnemesis.Copy !req
38. He is!Copy !req
39. This Bachelor Board bombing
has the whole city upside down.Copy !req
40. Well, it's the best thing to happen
to our business in ages.Copy !req
41. What do you mean?Copy !req
42. The city's on high alert
just as the Grand Prix is starting.Copy !req
43. It's a perfect storm.Copy !req
44. What's my assignment this time?Copy !req
45. This extends well beyond
our typical clientele.Copy !req
46. You'll be working directly
for the Soviets.Copy !req
47. The Russians?Copy !req
48. Exactly, the Soviets.Copy !req
49. They want you to escort
and protect their Grand Prix driverCopy !req
50. while she's in Neo Yokio.Copy !req
51. Do I have to?Copy !req
52. My existential dread is acting up today.Copy !req
53. This is not a conversation, Kaz.Copy !req
54. The ruble hasn't been this strong in ages.Copy !req
55. This will be our biggest payday
of the yearCopy !req
56. and your easiest job yet.Copy !req
57. Okay. What do I have to do?Copy !req
58. Pick her up, get her to the hotel,
take her to the race. Simple.Copy !req
59. Langoustines from Mr. Corelli.Copy !req
60. You gotta try 'em, Kaz!Copy !req
61. They're like little lobsters!Copy !req
62. Where is this girl?Copy !req
63. This woman is flying in from Moscow.Copy !req
64. Show some respect.Copy !req
65. Mila, welcome.Copy !req
66. We are so pleased to have you.Copy !req
67. Spasiba, spasiba.Copy !req
68. Very good to be in Neo Yokio,Copy !req
69. richest, most decadent city
of capitalist empire.Copy !req
70. Race car drivers
are so full of themselves.Copy !req
71. Humility would only slow them down.Copy !req
72. Mila Malevich, may I introduce
your personal security detail, Kaz Kaan.Copy !req
73. Kazimir.Copy !req
74. Slayer of demons.Copy !req
75. Very nice to meet you.Copy !req
76. The pleasure's all mine.Copy !req
77. Charles, let's give Miss Malevich a lift
to the Plaza.Copy !req
78. This room truly deluxe.Copy !req
79. Plasma television,
recreation of famous Barcelona Chair.Copy !req
80. Such beautiful minibar.Copy !req
81. So, this is king-sized bed.Copy !req
82. It's actually a California King,
Miss Malevich.Copy !req
83. You can lay on it in every direction.Copy !req
84. Fantastic, fantastic,
fantastic, fantastic!Copy !req
85. She seems like a bit of a nut.Copy !req
86. Have some sympathy, sir.
She's from the Soviet Union.Copy !req
87. What does that have to do
with anything?Copy !req
88. They don't have the same luxuries
that you're accustomed to in Neo Yokio.Copy !req
89. That's a damn shame.Copy !req
90. In fact, capitalist culture can be
quite tempting for these collectivists.Copy !req
91. - Dare I say, too tempting.
- What are you getting at?Copy !req
92. Soviet athletes have a history
of disappearing in Neo Yokio.Copy !req
93. I would advise we keep an eye on her, sir.Copy !req
94. Better safe than sorry.Copy !req
95. Smart thinking, Charles.
What's next on her schedule?Copy !req
96. The Drivers Gala at eight, sir.Copy !req
97. I'm sure Cathy's gonna be there
with her loser boyfriend.Copy !req
98. Actually, he's not a loser, sir.Copy !req
99. He's a winner.Copy !req
100. - Grand Prix Champion four times over.
- But I can't let her see me like this.Copy !req
101. Watch the Russian
while I go home and get gussied up?Copy !req
102. Of course, sir.Copy !req
103. You're a peach, Charles.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
104. Excuse me, officer. Can I get through?Copy !req
105. Sorry. They had to reroute the Grand Prix
'cause of the Bachelor Board bombing.Copy !req
106. The street's blocked off down to 72nd.Copy !req
107. But I live right there.Copy !req
108. - Are you a Formula One driver?
- Uh... no.Copy !req
109. Then walk your ass down to 72nd Street.Copy !req
110. Hey!
- Kaz Kaan, former ichiban bachelor?Copy !req
111. Yes, but I don't have time to talk
to fans.Copy !req
112. Oh, I'm not a fan.Copy !req
113. I'm the Remembrancer.Copy !req
114. Huh? What's a remembrancer?Copy !req
115. The Remembrancer is a position
as old as Neo Yokio itself.Copy !req
116. I work directly for the founding families,
protecting their interests.Copy !req
117. Thanks for the civics lesson,
but I desperately need to take a shower.Copy !req
118. We need to discuss a matter
of national security.Copy !req
119. So, let's try this again.Copy !req
120. When was the last time
you saw Helena Saint Tesoro?Copy !req
121. I told you already, I don't know.Copy !req
122. Sometime last week.Copy !req
123. Have you known her to harbor any radical
or anti-Neo Yokio beliefs?Copy !req
124. I mean, she had a conflicted relationship
with fashion, but not really.Copy !req
125. - What's this all about?
- Miss Saint Tesoro is the primary suspectCopy !req
126. in the Bachelor Board bombing.Copy !req
127. But that's impossible.Copy !req
128. She's hikikomori. She doesn't go outside.Copy !req
129. I just searched her parents' townhouse.Copy !req
130. She's not there.Copy !req
131. What? Really?Copy !req
132. - You exorcised her recently, correct?
- Yes.Copy !req
133. Is it possible you didn't do it right?Copy !req
134. Excuse me?Copy !req
135. Is it possible she's still
under the influence of a demon?Copy !req
136. Kaz, don't say another word.
How dare you drag my nephew downtown.Copy !req
137. You of all people should know
that we have magistocratic immunity.Copy !req
138. I'm just asking him a few questions,
Agatha.Copy !req
139. You have no authority over our family.Copy !req
140. We will only answer
to the Lord Mayor himself.Copy !req
141. Don't you ever disrupt our business again.Copy !req
142. Aunt Agatha, the Remembrancer
said Helena might be a terrorist.Copy !req
143. - Do you think she did it?
- Who cares who did it?Copy !req
144. - I care.
- We'll care when they pay us to care.Copy !req
145. Now, just focus on the task at hand.Copy !req
146. By the way, Kaz, take a shower.Copy !req
147. And don't leave the Soviet alone again.Copy !req
148. Mila, are you ready?Copy !req
149. Mila?Copy !req
150. Mila? Mila?Copy !req
151. Damn it!Copy !req
152. She's gone.Copy !req
153. That sneaky Soviet.Copy !req
154. Oi!Copy !req
155. Hi, Kazimir.Copy !req
156. Where the hell have you been?Copy !req
157. Prada, Gucci, Cartier, Ralph Lauren.Copy !req
158. You know they have café now?Copy !req
159. Ralph make pastries.Copy !req
160. Of course I know Ralph makes pastries.Copy !req
161. Mila, we need to be at the Drivers Gala
in 20 minutes,Copy !req
162. and I don't want you leaving
my sight again. Do you understand?Copy !req
163. Come on, bro.Copy !req
164. Sorry for snapping at you
back at the hotel.Copy !req
165. I'm a little on edge. I just found out
that a girl I know might be a terrorist.Copy !req
166. No worries, bro.Copy !req
167. Champagne?
- Spasiba, comrade.Copy !req
168. I'll take that.Copy !req
169. Cheaters don't deserve champagne.Copy !req
170. Kazimir, meet the Quebec driver.Copy !req
171. A very sad man.Copy !req
172. I am not a sad man. I am an angry man!Copy !req
173. You stole the Montréal title from me!Copy !req
174. Ugh. Let it go, comrade.Copy !req
175. You crashed into me on purpose.Copy !req
176. You— You— You woman!Copy !req
177. You spoiled French-Canadian brat,
you only complain.Copy !req
178. You have no idea how good you have it.Copy !req
179. Just look at this beautiful jumpsuitCopy !req
180. with logos
of many excellent corporate sponsor.Copy !req
181. Come, my friends.Copy !req
182. There's no need to fight.Copy !req
183. It's only racing.Copy !req
184. Easy for you to say.
You're the champion of the worldCopy !req
185. and the best in the West, eh?Copy !req
186. Your name is already in history.Copy !req
187. How are you, my friend?Copy !req
188. A bit on edge, to be honest.Copy !req
189. My new girlfriend's from here,Copy !req
190. and I'm a little worried
I'll run into her ex-boyfriend.Copy !req
191. Apparently, he's a jealous psychopath.Copy !req
192. Kaz.Copy !req
193. You two know each other?Copy !req
194. Yeah. This is my ex-boyfriend.Copy !req
195. What are you doing here?Copy !req
196. Are you stalking me?Copy !req
197. No. I'm protecting the Soviet driver.
Isn't that right, Mila?Copy !req
198. Mila? Mila?Copy !req
199. Not again.Copy !req
200. Damn!Copy !req
201. Mila, there you are.Copy !req
202. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
203. What are you doing here?Copy !req
204. I'm racing for Neo Yokio.Copy !req
205. My dad hooked it up.Copy !req
206. - Probably gonna win, too.Copy !req
207. We'll see about that.Copy !req
208. I thought you defected.Copy !req
209. Defect?Copy !req
210. No, bro.Copy !req
211. - Why would I defect?
Stop it.Copy !req
212. Why don't we defect from this party,
homeslice?Copy !req
213. Yeah, good idea.Copy !req
214. Fine.Copy !req
215. Let's get the hell out of here.Copy !req
216. What is this area we are in?Copy !req
217. So many type of bar.Copy !req
218. There are well over 3,000.Copy !req
219. It's the densest drinking district
on the planet.Copy !req
220. It's also the only place
you can get an official Caprese Martini.Copy !req
221. Let's get Caprese.Copy !req
222. - Arcangelo?
- No, no, no!Copy !req
223. No East Side Gentlemen allowed in here,
man. Get out!Copy !req
224. - Tell him, Kaz.
- He wants to be friends now.Copy !req
225. No board, no beef.Copy !req
226. Let me try one of these Caprese Martinis
I can't stop hearing about.Copy !req
227. A round for everyone!Copy !req
228. Coming right up.Copy !req
229. None for me.Copy !req
230. But you must have a drink.Copy !req
231. You are official Caprese Boy.Copy !req
232. Eh, I'm not thirsty.Copy !req
233. All right then, I'll have yours.Copy !req
234. You should take it slow, Mila.
You got a big day tomorrow.Copy !req
235. Slow? This is Grand Prix weekend.Copy !req
236. It's all about going fast.Copy !req
237. I love this guy.Copy !req
238. Hey, light bulb.
We should take Mila on a club crawl.Copy !req
239. Absolutely not.Copy !req
240. Come on, Kaz. Look at this brilliant squad
we've assembled.Copy !req
241. We can't let this go to waste.
This is the Neo Yokio dream team.Copy !req
242. But I'm working. It's my job
to get her home at a decent hour.Copy !req
243. And who's paying you this job?Copy !req
244. The Soviets.Copy !req
245. Exactly.Copy !req
246. So, I'm your boss tonight,
and I say we go.Copy !req
247. That settles it.
Group photo and we're off.Copy !req
248. Everyone say:
"Grand Prix weekend international posse."Copy !req
249. First stop, the Boom-Boom Room.Copy !req
250. Street's off-limits.Copy !req
251. - What? Why?
- The Grand Prix doesn't run this way.Copy !req
252. This isn't about the Grand Prix.Copy !req
253. SWAT team's sweeping the area
for the Bachelor Board bomber.Copy !req
254. Change of plans, everybody.Copy !req
255. We're going to Tiger Bar.Copy !req
256. Kaz, you think Helena really did it?Copy !req
257. I don't know what to believe anymore.Copy !req
258. Password.
Fearful symmetry.Copy !req
259. All right.
Four vodkas and one boring club soda.Copy !req
260. This is so cool.Copy !req
261. In Soviet Union,Copy !req
262. government would never let you keep tiger
in apartment block.Copy !req
263. Yo, I don't think it's allowed
in Neo Yokio either, but we in the hood.Copy !req
264. All right, you guys done with your drinks?
Let's go.Copy !req
265. I didn't realize
it was an actual greenhouse.Copy !req
266. It sure is.Copy !req
267. - And what do they grow here?
- Cocaine.Copy !req
268. What a rush!Copy !req
269. Can we please go somewhere else?Copy !req
270. Oh, Kaz. You're such a prude.Copy !req
271. I can't believe we're best friends now.Copy !req
272. Arcangelo Corelli.Copy !req
273. Welcome back to The Box.Copy !req
274. Simon Hammerstein, you crazy bastard.Copy !req
275. So, how big you trying to go tonight?
Jeroboam-big?Copy !req
276. Maybe Methuselah-big.Copy !req
277. I don't understand.
What are they talking about?Copy !req
278. Champagne sizes.Copy !req
279. What? Yo, champagne comes in sizes?Copy !req
280. I'm gonna pretend
I didn't hear that, Lexy.Copy !req
281. But to answer your question, yes.Copy !req
282. Champagne has sizes.Copy !req
283. Each is named after a biblical king.Copy !req
284. Jeroboam, Methuselah, Salmanazar.Copy !req
285. In fact, maybe tonight,
we need to take it to ancient Babylon.Copy !req
286. A Nebuchadnezzar?
No one's ever ordered that before.Copy !req
287. Because no one's ever had a dream team
like this.Copy !req
288. Enjoy.Copy !req
289. None for me. Thanks.Copy !req
290. Kaz, you have to drink.Copy !req
291. Tomorrow is big race.Copy !req
292. It's for good luck.Copy !req
293. Yeah, Kaz. Come on, party with us.Copy !req
294. It's a special occasion.Copy !req
295. Okay, fine. One drink.Copy !req
296. Wonderful.Copy !req
297. Ah, quiet.
The show's about to start.Copy !req
298. Ladies and gentlemen, freaks and worms,Copy !req
299. tonight we have a very, very special guest
in the audience.Copy !req
300. A magistocrat.Copy !req
301. - Yo, they're talking about you, Kaz.
- He's right over here!Copy !req
302. I mean, it's not every night
we get a real demon slayer in the house.Copy !req
303. So, we wanna dedicate
our first performance to him.Copy !req
304. Please welcome to the stage—
Darla the Demon!Copy !req
305. This is in very poor taste.Copy !req
306. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
307. I'm fine, thank you.Copy !req
308. Come on, Kaz. Go on stage.Copy !req
309. She's so beautiful.Copy !req
310. Mila's not lying.Copy !req
311. Live a little, dawg.Copy !req
312. Make some noise for Kaz Kaan.Copy !req
313. - They love you, buddy.
- Get up there.Copy !req
314. All right, all right.Copy !req
315. Mmm. Looks like Darla found
a boy toy to possess.Copy !req
316. Yo, don't go too crazy back there, Kaz.Copy !req
317. I think we need to open this curtain
and see what's going on.Copy !req
318. - Yeah!Copy !req
319. Wait, what? Where's Mila?Copy !req
320. - Where'd she go?
- I don't know.Copy !req
321. She was just here.Copy !req
322. - Have you seen the Soviet driver?
- Who?Copy !req
323. She defected.Copy !req
324. Take to the air.Copy !req
325. Mila, please!Copy !req
326. Hey!Copy !req
327. There's nowhere left to run, Mila.Copy !req
328. Hello there.Copy !req
329. What? Who are you?Copy !req
330. I'm a fisherman.Copy !req
331. - Where'd you get that jumpsuit?
- Oh, that foreign lady just paid me $200Copy !req
332. to switch clothes,
then she jumped in a boat.Copy !req
333. Aunt Agatha is going to kill me.Copy !req
334. You did your best, sir.Copy !req
335. Race car drivers are very fast.Copy !req
336. But she wasn't even in a car.Copy !req
337. Fisherman, we'll give you $200
for the jumpsuit.Copy !req
338. Oh, I really like this uniform.Copy !req
339. $300 then, sir.Copy !req
340. Charles, what are you doing?
I don't want the jumpsuit.Copy !req
341. Sir, we may not have a plan,Copy !req
342. but we certainly can't afford
to have this perverted old fishermanCopy !req
343. running around with Mila's jumpsuit on.Copy !req
344. Fine. $400.Copy !req
345. Hi, Kaz.Copy !req