1. Wow,
courtside at the Neo Yokio Knickerbockers.Copy !req
2. Isn't this a thrill, Charles?Copy !req
3. Being the number one bachelor
certainly has its perks, sir.Copy !req
4. Hey, over here, buddy.Copy !req
5. You got it, number six.Copy !req
6. Ladies and gentlemen,
please rise for the national anthemCopy !req
7. as sung by Neo Yokio's
new global ambassador—Copy !req
8. Sailor Pellegrino.Copy !req
9. Man, her voice is pure cashmere.Copy !req
10. As if from Loro Piana, sir.Copy !req
11. One more round of applause
for Sailor Pellegrino.Copy !req
12. And look who else
is sitting courtside tonight.Copy !req
13. Neo Yokio's number one
most eligible bachelor— Kaz Kaan.Copy !req
14. Neo Yokio's most eligible bachelor, huh?Copy !req
15. Oh, it's nothing.
It's just this silly ranking we have here.Copy !req
16. My life is probably quite boring compared
to yours.Copy !req
17. Darling, you'd be surprised.Copy !req
18. I'm just a humble pop star
from North Cackalacka.Copy !req
19. I spend most nights alone
with my cat Medusa.Copy !req
20. So, word on the street
is that there's a big dance this weekend.Copy !req
21. You know anything about it?Copy !req
22. Oh, yeah. The Black and White Ball.Copy !req
23. It's a major high society event.Copy !req
24. I don't suppose you got a date?Copy !req
25. Actually, I'm going with Neo Yokio's
premier fashion blogger,Copy !req
26. Helena Saint Tesoro.Copy !req
27. Oh, well. Can't blame a girl for trying.Copy !req
28. If you change your mind, pumpkin,
here's my card.Copy !req
29. Uh-oh! Looks like Kiss CamCopy !req
30. has a couple of VIPs in its sight.Copy !req
31. Knickerbocker fans,
do we wanna see a kiss?Copy !req
32. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.Copy !req
33. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
34. Come on, Kaz.Copy !req
35. The fans are asking for it.Copy !req
36. They want it.Copy !req
37. Let's give 'em a thrill.Copy !req
38. Kiss the woman, you magical bastard!Copy !req
39. Okay.Copy !req
40. For the fans.Copy !req
41. Bingo!Copy !req
42. Yo, B. I still don't get it.Copy !req
43. Why are you wearing a tuxedo nowCopy !req
44. when the Black and White Ball
isn't till Friday?Copy !req
45. A tuxedo is a living thing, Lexy.Copy !req
46. You can't just yank it out of storage
the day of the ball.Copy !req
47. It needs to be reintroduced
to human society, slowly and carefully.Copy !req
48. You're psycho, Kaz.Copy !req
49. Well, it fits perfectly, sir.Copy !req
50. Helena Saint Tesoro will be delighted
to have you as her date.Copy !req
51. I don't know how delighted she'll beCopy !req
52. when she sees you
kissing Sailor Pellegrino.Copy !req
53. What are you talking about?Copy !req
54. The kiss went viral.Copy !req
55. Oh, come on. That's not a big deal.Copy !req
56. It was just for the fans.Copy !req
57. Helena will understand.Copy !req
58. This just comes with the territory
of being number one bachelor.Copy !req
59. Yo, either way it's a bad look, son.
Sailor Pellegrino is wack. You know?Copy !req
60. I can't stand that white-bread pop shit.Copy !req
61. Her music is for corn puffs,
but you can't deny, she's talented.Copy !req
62. She's more than talented.Copy !req
63. Charles, how many albums has she sold?Copy !req
64. One billion, sir.Copy !req
65. One billion.Copy !req
66. And Lexy's free mixtape
barely has a thousand downloads.Copy !req
67. - Sorry. Was that too mean?Copy !req
68. No, dawg.Copy !req
69. It's your tux.Copy !req
70. - What about it?
- It's not black.Copy !req
71. Of course it is.Copy !req
72. It's as black as this espresso.Copy !req
73. Charles, run a diagnostic.Copy !req
74. I'm afraid, sir,
that your tuxedo is not black,Copy !req
75. but rather the darkest shade
of midnight blue.Copy !req
76. - What am I gonna do?
- Maybe no one will notice.Copy !req
77. Don't worry. You'll be fine indoors.Copy !req
78. This is a disaster.Copy !req
79. Hey, homeys.Copy !req
80. Man, it's Arcangelo
and the Eastside Gentlemen.Copy !req
81. Pfft. I hate these dudes, man.Copy !req
82. Sharp suit, Kaz. Just kidding.Copy !req
83. Wait.Copy !req
84. Is that... midnight blue?Copy !req
85. What, are you insane?Copy !req
86. It's called a Black and White Ball,
you dummy.Copy !req
87. All right, gentlemen,
let's go take a jog around the reservoir.Copy !req
88. Peace.Copy !req
89. Don't sweat it.Copy !req
90. Arcangelo's just jealous
that you're number one now.Copy !req
91. Yeah. And he's number two,
which is doo-doo.Copy !req
92. Hey. What up, Agatha?
Your hair's looking tight today, ma.Copy !req
93. Kaz, I need you immediately.Copy !req
94. You have a job at The Met.Copy !req
95. Do we have to?Copy !req
96. I just got some seriously distressing news
about my outfit.Copy !req
97. Get in the Phantom.Copy !req
98. Ms. Kaan, perhaps I can give
the young master a lift.Copy !req
99. Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
100. I won't have Kaz showing up
to this meetingCopy !req
101. on a mechabutler.Copy !req
102. I'll see you back at the apartment,
Charles.Copy !req
103. Later, ichiban.Copy !req
104. Don't worry.
You could be as cool as a Phantom.Copy !req
105. We just gotta throw some suicide doors
on you.Copy !req
106. Hmm.Copy !req
107. Ah! Dear Agatha.Copy !req
108. Thank you so much for coming.Copy !req
109. Maxwell, how are you, dear?Copy !req
110. I'm an absolutely wreck.Copy !req
111. Hosting the Black and White Ball
is so nervous-making.Copy !req
112. All of Neo Yokio high society
in one place.Copy !req
113. It would be a field day
for those damn demons.Copy !req
114. Not to worry.Copy !req
115. My nephew will make sure
the whole museum is demon-free.Copy !req
116. Kaz Kaan, Neo Yokio's number one bachelor
and demon-slayer?Copy !req
117. I've heard so much about you.Copy !req
118. Nice to meet you, Mr. Curator.Copy !req
119. Adjunct curator.Copy !req
120. Let's get started.Copy !req
121. Clear.Copy !req
122. Double clear.Copy !req
123. Also clear.Copy !req
124. I really doubt we're gonna find any demons
in The Met.Copy !req
125. Just keep checking, Kaz.Copy !req
126. One can never be too careful.Copy !req
127. But one can waste one's time.Copy !req
128. I've never heard of a demon hiding
in a Greek statue.Copy !req
129. But surely you've heard
of a demon hiding in a diamond.Copy !req
130. For the Love of God, Damien Hirst, 2007.Copy !req
131. A platinum cast of a human skull,
encrusted with 8,601 flawless diamonds.Copy !req
132. Perhaps the greatest work of art, ever.Copy !req
133. It's a goddamn demon's paradise.Copy !req
134. A demon can use a diamond to transform
and magnify its powers.Copy !req
135. It's like Botox for the bastards.Copy !req
136. Uh, fine. Let's take a look.Copy !req
137. As I expected,Copy !req
138. just a perfectly normal
jewel-encrusted skull.Copy !req
139. - No demons?
- Not a one.Copy !req
140. - Aunt Agatha, can I go now?
- Shut up, Kaz.Copy !req
141. Maxwell, darling, are you satisfied?Copy !req
142. For now. But I don't think I'll truly be
at peace until the ball's overCopy !req
143. and every socialite is sleeping safe
and sound in their four-poster bed.Copy !req
144. Well, you let us know
if we can be of any further assistance.Copy !req
145. Agatha, your generosity
knows no bounds.Copy !req
146. And, Kaz... midnight blue.Copy !req
147. Interesting choice.Copy !req
148. Hello, Saint Tesoro Townhouse.Copy !req
149. Hey. This is Kaz Kaan.Copy !req
150. I have a question that only a premier
fashion blogger can answer.Copy !req
151. Is Helena home?Copy !req
152. Kaz, you didn't hear?
She's in the hospital.Copy !req
153. That's terrible. What happened?Copy !req
154. After the exorcism,
she was feeling a bit dizzyCopy !req
155. and took a little tumble down the stairs.Copy !req
156. Maybe I should pay her a visit.Copy !req
157. Oh, I'm sure she'd love that.Copy !req
158. I'll bring her a big Toblerone.Copy !req
159. How thoughtful.Copy !req
160. Honey, the snacks are ready.Copy !req
161. Kaz, I gotta go.Copy !req
162. Snacks are ready.Copy !req
163. Knock, knock. It's me, Kaz.Copy !req
164. I brought you a big Toblerone.Copy !req
165. So, I'm really excited
about the Black and White Ball,Copy !req
166. but my tuxedo's midnight blue.Copy !req
167. What do you think? Can I still wear it?Copy !req
168. Oh, Kaz. I've come to realize,
it doesn't matter what you wear.Copy !req
169. That's an odd thing
for a fashion blogger to say.Copy !req
170. I am not a fashion blogger anymore.Copy !req
171. Of course you are.
Don't be hard on yourselfCopy !req
172. just because you've taken a sabbatical.Copy !req
173. Kaz, you don't understand.Copy !req
174. Something's changed in me
since the exorcism.Copy !req
175. I'm done searching for meaning
in the aesthetic cycles of commodities.Copy !req
176. Fashion is not a commodity.Copy !req
177. - Oh, yeah? What is it, then?
- It's a glimmer of hope in a cruel world.Copy !req
178. I'm not joking, Helena.Copy !req
179. I'm not joking either, Kaz.Copy !req
180. The Black and White Ball
is a vapid celebrationCopy !req
181. of capitalist values.Copy !req
182. I think we should boycott it, together.Copy !req
183. But it's gonna be so fun.Copy !req
184. - It's a grotesque display of wealth.
- But our friends are gonna be there.Copy !req
185. Friends? They're petulant snobs!Copy !req
186. You sound crazy.Copy !req
187. I sound enlightened.Copy !req
188. Okay, okay. I get it.Copy !req
189. You had a profound experience.Copy !req
190. You were possessed, and now you think
you're better than all this, but come on.Copy !req
191. At the end of the day,Copy !req
192. you're still a rich girl
who lives in a giant townhouseCopy !req
193. in the Sea Beneath 14th Street.Copy !req
194. On second thought, Kaz,
you belong at that ball.Copy !req
195. Your midnight-blue tux will be a glimmer
of hopeCopy !req
196. in a cruel world.Copy !req
197. You know what, Helena?Copy !req
198. You don't deserve this big Toblerone.Copy !req
199. Where to?Copy !req
200. Anywhere but here.Copy !req
201. You got it, boss.Copy !req
202. Hi, y'all.Copy !req
203. I'm Cultural Ambassador Sailor Pellegrino.Copy !req
204. And why do I love Neo Yokio?Copy !req
205. How about that food?Copy !req
206. Yum!Copy !req
207. Can't forget the fashion.Copy !req
208. But most of all, the people!Copy !req
209. This message brought to you
by the Neo Yokio Board of Tourism.Copy !req
210. This is the office of Sailor Pellegrino.Copy !req
211. May I ask who's calling?Copy !req
212. Oh, hey. This is Kaz Kaan.
Is Ms. Pellegrino in?Copy !req
213. Oh, hey, Kaz. It's me, Sailor.Copy !req
214. Sometimes I pretend
to be my own secretary.Copy !req
215. It's just a silly thing I do.Copy !req
216. What's up?Copy !req
217. Well, things have been reshuffled
on my end.Copy !req
218. I was wondering... would you like
to be my date to the Black and White Ball?Copy !req
219. It would be an honor!Copy !req
220. Pick me up at eight.Copy !req
221. Excuse me, sir.Copy !req
222. - Yeah, buddy?
- Do you think I can wear midnight blueCopy !req
223. - to a Black and White Ball?
- Well, I'm just a cabbie,Copy !req
224. but no, I wouldn't do it.Copy !req
225. In that case, take me to Bergdorf's.Copy !req
226. Kaz Kaan, the ichiban.Copy !req
227. How can I assist you today?Copy !req
228. You tell me, salesclerk.Copy !req
229. Oh, good God! You look like an animal.
I'll get you a black tux immediately.Copy !req
230. Well, what do you think?Copy !req
231. These are tuxedo masks.Copy !req
232. The hottest new accessory straight
from Milano.Copy !req
233. - I don't know. It seems a little flashy.
- Exactly.Copy !req
234. West Side Gentlemen need a little flash.Copy !req
235. - We earned the right to stunt.
- I'm going to the ball with a pop star.Copy !req
236. I want people to see my face.Copy !req
237. - Pop star?
- I thought you were going with Helena.Copy !req
238. I've traded up.Copy !req
239. I'm taking Sailor Pellegrino.Copy !req
240. - Dawg, you cannot take Sailor Pellegrino.
- And why not?Copy !req
241. You're Neo Yokio's most eligible bachelor,
and she just moved here last week.Copy !req
242. She don't know what a chop cheese is.Copy !req
243. Now, this one should be perfect
for the Black and White Ball.Copy !req
244. Ah, this is much better.Copy !req
245. Kaz Kaan, the midnight-blue don.Copy !req
246. Oh, Arcangelo, what, do you live here?Copy !req
247. I wish I lived here.Copy !req
248. Me, too.Copy !req
249. So, my sources tell meCopy !req
250. you're now taking Sailor Pellegrino
to the ball?Copy !req
251. You're damn right I am!Copy !req
252. I wasn't aware you listen
to popular music.Copy !req
253. I don't.Copy !req
254. But I'm a great fan of Sailor's success.Copy !req
255. She just likes you 'cause you're topping
the charts right now.Copy !req
256. But guess what. You're a one-hit wonder.Copy !req
257. I'm a career artist,
and I'm in the lab with my pen and my pad,Copy !req
258. working on some real fire
for my comeback album.Copy !req
259. Whatever you say, Arcangelo.Copy !req
260. Man, check it out.Copy !req
261. These masks are el fuego.Copy !req
262. We gonna be the belles of the ball!Copy !req
263. - Yes.
- Yes.Copy !req
264. Charles,
play me a song by Sailor Pellegrino.Copy !req
265. - Which one, sir?
- I don't know.Copy !req
266. Whichever is her most popular.Copy !req
267. Good choice, sir.Copy !req
268. - Charles, who's calling?
- It's Aunt Agatha, sir.Copy !req
269. Put her through. Audio only.Copy !req
270. I said, audio only!Copy !req
271. Kaz, I have some wonderful news.Copy !req
272. The adjunct curator still feels uneasy
about the demonic threatCopy !req
273. and wants you to personally
oversee security for the ball.Copy !req
274. But I can't work at the ball.
I'm going to it, with a pop star!Copy !req
275. I don't care who you go with,
but once you're there, you're working.Copy !req
276. But she won't wanna go with me
if I can't be a proper escort!Copy !req
277. The money's too good to pass up.Copy !req
278. End of discussion.Copy !req
279. Oh, hey, Kaz.Copy !req
280. You're early.Copy !req
281. Hi, Sailor.Copy !req
282. Listen, I have some bad news.Copy !req
283. I won't be able to take you to the ball.Copy !req
284. Oh, no. What's wrong?Copy !req
285. My wretched aunt is insisting
that I run security.Copy !req
286. I'm so embarrassed that I have to work.
You deserve better.Copy !req
287. Pudding, I grew up in a trailer
in North Cackalacka.Copy !req
288. My mama had three jobs.Copy !req
289. There is no shame
in working for your money.Copy !req
290. You mean you still wanna go with me?Copy !req
291. As long as I'm your plus-one
and I can enter the ball on your arm,Copy !req
292. well, that's all I need.Copy !req
293. No wonder you sold a billion records.Copy !req
294. You're amazing.Copy !req
295. Boy, are we making a splash.Copy !req
296. They love seeing us together.Copy !req
297. People just can't get enough
of other people standing on a red carpet.Copy !req
298. Kaz! Kaz!
I've been looking for you everywhere.Copy !req
299. Kaz?Copy !req
300. Kaz!
- I'm sorry, Sailor, but duty calls.Copy !req
301. Go keep the ball safe, you stud.
I'll save my first dance for you.Copy !req
302. Please, Lexy. Be nice to her.Copy !req
303. All right, dawg. If you really like
Ms. Cackalacka, she's cool with me.Copy !req
304. Thanks, bro.Copy !req
305. I took two beta-blockers,
but I still can't shake my nerves.Copy !req
306. This should give you
the best vantage point.Copy !req
307. Here's a pair of binoculars,Copy !req
308. and some charcuterie
in case you get hungry.Copy !req
309. Great. I'll keep my eyes peeled
for anything strange.Copy !req
310. Thank you, Kaz.
And I'm sad to see you lost the blue tux.Copy !req
311. - Really?
- It was so fashion-forward.Copy !req
312. I remain optimistic
about the Knickerbockers.Copy !req
313. The new center is a beast.Copy !req
314. Where's Helena?
I can't wait to see her gown.Copy !req
315. - Do you think she'll wear Céline again?
- My money's on Ralph.Copy !req
316. Funny you should ask.Copy !req
317. It's midnight blue.Copy !req
318. Yo. Arcangelo is macking your girl
right now, son.Copy !req
319. I can see that.Copy !req
320. Fuck this!Copy !req
321. Sure.Copy !req
322. Black would have been the safe choice,
but fortune favors the bold.Copy !req
323. A midnight blue tuxedo?Copy !req
324. What gives, Arcangelo?Copy !req
325. I played you, Kaz.Copy !req
326. Midnight blue is the new wave,
and I alone will take credit for it.Copy !req
327. You bastard.Copy !req
328. I did you a favor, man.Copy !req
329. You're too neo riche
to pull it off anyway.Copy !req
330. Excuse me,Copy !req
331. but there is nothing wrong
with being neo riche.Copy !req
332. Old money doesn't make you
any less of a jerk.Copy !req
333. You two hillbillies deserve each other.Copy !req
334. Arcangelo!
Is that midnight blue?Copy !req
335. God, that's great!Copy !req
336. Sailor Pellegrino, may I have this dance?Copy !req
337. Oh, my goodness. I'd love to.Copy !req
338. But let me go freshen up real quick.Copy !req
339. Don't you move.Copy !req
340. Helena Saint Tesoro arrived.
Can you see what she's wearing?Copy !req
341. It looks like a hospital gown
and bandages.Copy !req
342. Next level.Copy !req
343. Yo, she looks crazy, B.Copy !req
344. That's the truth.Copy !req
345. Oh, God. I better make sure
she's not having a nervous breakdown.Copy !req
346. Helena, what are you doing here?Copy !req
347. You look ridiculous.Copy !req
348. My parents forced me to come to the ball,Copy !req
349. but there was no way
I was putting on a stupid gown.Copy !req
350. But everyone's talking about you.Copy !req
351. Let them talk.Copy !req
352. This is all meaningless spectacle.Copy !req
353. Seriously, you're embarrassing yourself.Copy !req
354. This ball is an embarrassment.Copy !req
355. And this is my protest!Copy !req
356. Kaz! Kaz, For the Love of God, it's gone!Copy !req
357. - What's gone?
- The Damien Hirst skull,Copy !req
358. For the Love of God!Copy !req
359. I can't catch a break!Copy !req
360. Oh, no.
The trustees will blame me!Copy !req
361. Go get the police.
I'll look around up here.Copy !req
362. Sailor? What are you doing up here?Copy !req
363. Just got a little lost
on the way to the bathroom.Copy !req
364. This place is huge.Copy !req
365. Is everything okay?Copy !req
366. A Damien Hirst is missing.Copy !req
367. This ball has truly been a disaster.Copy !req
368. Oh, Kaz. You sweet ichiban.Copy !req
369. Everything is going to be okay.Copy !req
370. You really are my favorite pop star.Copy !req
371. A diamond?Copy !req
372. What? This was in your mouth.Copy !req
373. Are you the jewel thief?Copy !req
374. A respectable girl like me, a jewel thief?Copy !req
375. No.Copy !req
376. I'm much more.Copy !req
377. Behold my new form.Copy !req
378. Still think I'm cute?Copy !req
379. You're a demon?Copy !req
380. Of course.Copy !req
381. I thought you knew.Copy !req
382. How could I have known?Copy !req
383. You're the most famous
demon catcher in the city.Copy !req
384. And you escorted me right in here
as your plus-one.Copy !req
385. That's because I liked you.
And I thought you liked me, too.Copy !req
386. I do, Kaz.Copy !req
387. But my hatred for this city
is so much stronger.Copy !req
388. Tonight the Metropolitan Museum of Art
will run redCopy !req
389. with the blood of the bourgeoisie!Copy !req
390. For the Love of God, a demon?Copy !req
391. Sailor, please, can we talk about this?Copy !req
392. If you insist on staying
on the wrong side of history,Copy !req
393. I'll have no choice but to kill ya.Copy !req
394. Whoa!Copy !req
395. I'm coming for you, Kaz.Copy !req
396. I can see you, bitch.Copy !req
397. You're wearing a black tuxedo
against a midnight-blue sky.Copy !req
398. And it's sparkling.Copy !req
399. Damn you, Arcangelo.Copy !req
400. This is a war!Copy !req
401. You have chosen your side!Copy !req
402. Alas, poor Sailor,
a pop star of infinite elegance.Copy !req
403. His tuxedo, it's despoiled!Copy !req
404. He's clearly not a gentleman.Copy !req
405. You just can't get it right, can you, Kaz?Copy !req
406. Damn, Kaz. I told you to stop messing
with these out-of-town girls.Copy !req
407. I guess I'm not the worst-dressed person
at the ball after all.Copy !req