Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide 1x8

Directed by Jonathan Winfrey

Daran Norris as Gordy • Rob Pinkston as Coconut Head • Meshach Taylor as Mr. Wright • Dave Florek as Mr. Chopsaw • Alex Black as Seth Powers

School Elections: Ned doesn't want to run for class president because it's a popularity contest. Moze and Cookie think he'd be great. Ned tries to drop out by vandalizing, starting food fights, and that. It comes down to the undecided vote, Coconut Head! Now its a mission to find out who he will vote for. Talent Show: Ned and Cookie create "Talentpalooza" when kids are excluded from the school talent show. Moze must decide which of her many talents would be good for the show. Cookie gets people out of the regular talent show and into "Talentpalooza" which gets the principal mad.

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1. IN A MIDDLE SCHOOL FULL OF BULLIES,

2. INSANE TEACHERS,

3. AND GROSS SCHOOL LUNCHES,

4. NED BIGBY—THAT'S ME— AND MY TWO BEST FRIENDS

5. TRY TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE—

6. CREATE A GUIDE THAT WILL HELP YOU SURVIVE SCHOOL.

7. "NED'S DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE"--

8. YOUR RESULTS MAY VARY.

9. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND NICKELODEON

10. I COULD SEE BY YOUR SMILING FACES

11. YOU'RE JUST AS EXCITED AS I AM.

12. THE ANNUAL JAMES K. POLK MIDDLE SCHOOL TALENT SHOW

13. IS BACK.

14. JENNIFER, I AM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD

15. TO ONE OF YOUR JOYOUS TAP ROUTINES.

16. YES, MR. WRIGHT.

17. WE'RE REALLY LOOKING FORWARD

18. TO THAT JOYOUS TAP ROUTINE.

19. THE ANNUAL J.K.P.M.S. TALENT SHOW.

20. MY CELLO AND I ARE BURSTING WITH ENTHUSIASM.

21. AND WHICH CONCERTO WILL YOU BE PLAYING THIS YEAR, MARTIN?

22. ACTUALLY, I WAS HOPING TO PLAY SOMETHING

23. A BIT MORE STREET.

24. NO.

25. ONLY THE CLASSICS ARE ALLOWED IN MY SHOW.

26. MR. WRIGHT, I'M READY FOR THE TALENT SHOW.

27. BUT THE TALENT SHOW IS NOT READY FOR YOU.

28. NO.

29. A, B, C...

30. NO. NO. NO.

31. EVERY YEAR, HE FORCES US

32. TO SIT THROUGH THAT LAME TALENT SHOW.

33. AND EVERY YEAR, IT'S THE SAME KIDS

34. DOING THE SAME LAME ROUTINES...

35. AND I'M ONE OF THEM.

36. WE CAN'T LET MR. WRIGHT

37. GET AWAY WITH THIS.

38. WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT A WAY

39. TO CHANGE MR. WRIGHT'S SNOREBORE FEST.

40. I WISH WE COULD HAVE A TALENT SHOW

41. WHERE KIDS COULD DO WHATEVER THEY WANTED.

42. I GOT IT! WE'LL THROW A TALENT SHOW

43. WHERE KIDS CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.

44. WE'LL HOLD AN ALTERNATIVE TALENT SHOW.

45. A TALENT PALOOZA.

46. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

47. IF YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR SCHOOL,

48. DON'T JUST COMPLAIN ABOUT IT;

49. CHANGE IT.

50. BUT WHO'S GONNA BE IN IT?

51. ARE YOU KIDDING?

52. THIS SCHOOL IS DRIPPING WITH TALENT

53. MR. WRIGHT WON'T EVEN LOOK AT.

54. SO WHEN'S IT GONNA BE?

55. THIS FRIDAY. 1 P.M.

56. WAIT.

57. ATTENDANCE AT MR. WRIGHT'S TALENT SHOWS

58. ARE MANDATORY.

59. NO ONE'S GONNA COME TO OUR TALENT SHOW.

60. THEY WILL WHEN THEY FIND OUT

61. HOW GREAT THE ACTS ARE.

62. IN FACT, YOU'RE HEADLINING.

63. WHAT?

64. I DON'T WANT TO TAP DANCE.

65. WAIT. WHERE ARE WE GONNA HOLD IT?

66. I MEAN, WHAT TEACHER IS GONNA LET US

67. HOLD A REBELLIOUS TALENT FESTIVAL IN THEIR ROOM?

68. THIS FRIDAY AT 1:00?

69. AS A TEACHER,

70. I MUST SAY THAT'S CLEARLY AGAINST THE RULES.

71. I UNDERSTAND.

72. BUT THEN AGAIN...

73. I AM A SUPPORTER OF THE ARTS.

74. OFFICIALLY, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS,

75. BUT IF I WERE TO— OOPS—

76. ACCIDENTALLY FORGET MY KEYS

77. ON THE DESK TO MY CLASSROOM,

78. AND SOMEONE WERE TO FIND THEM

79. AND WANTED TO USE THE CLASSROOM

80. FOR A SUBVERSIVE TALENT SHOW,

81. AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT, WELL—

82. THANKS, MR. MONROE.

83. FOR WHAT?

84. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

85. AND IF THAT SOMEONE WHO FOUND MY KEYS

86. WANTED TO ASK GORDY TO CLEAR UP SOME OF THESE DESKS

87. AND BUILD A SMALL STAGE,

88. THAT PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE A BAD IDEA,

89. BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM ME.

90. REMEMBER, WHEN IT COMES TO TALENT SHOWS,

91. EVERYBODY HAS A TALENT.

92. SOME ARE USEFUL.

93. DO ANOTHER ONE. DO ANOTHER ONE.

94. DUDE!

95. SOME ARE ENTERTAINING.

96. AND SOME ARE JUST PLAIN UNUSUAL.

97. BUT IT IS TALENT.

98. SO DON'T BE AFRAID TO EXPRESS YOURSELF,

99. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, HAVE FUN.

100. HEY, HAVE YOU HEARD OF TALENT PALOOZA?

101. IT'S THE FIRST ANNUAL TALENT PALOOZA—

102. MADE BY US FOR US.

103. A TALENT SHOW BY US

104. FOR US.

105. TALENT PALOOZA— BY US, FOR US.

106. TALENTS SET. LOCATION SET.

107. COOKIE IS MAKING SURE MR. WRIGHT IS CLUELESS.

108. SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

109. ALTERNATIVE TAP.

110. I DON'T HAVE ANOTHER TALENT.

111. I'M A TALENT PALOSER.

112. NO, YOU'RE NOT.

113. EVERYBODY HAS A TALENT.

114. MOZE, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.

115. THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

116. THIS FREEDOM THING IS KILLING ME.

117. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

118. ORGANIZING AN ALTERNATIVE TALENT SHOW

119. WHERE KIDS CAN SHOW OFF THEIR UNIQUE TALENTS,

120. INCLUDING YOU WHO NEEDS TO FIND ONE NOW.

121. FINE.

122. I'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING.

123. YOU CAN DO IT, MOSELY! YOU'RE SO TALENTED!

124. GO AWAY.

125. THAT'S THE ATTITUDE!

126. TALENT PALOOZA IS TOMORROW,

127. AND I REALLY WANT TO BE IN IT,

128. BUT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING DIFFERENT OR WEIRD.

129. I JUST DON'T HAVE A COOL TALENT.

130. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE TALENT PALOOZA

131. IS NOT A SCHOOL-SANCTIONED EVENT,

132. BUT IF I DID KNOW WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT,

133. I'D SAY WORKING YOUR MAGIC ON THE LATHE

134. IS A COOL TALENT.

135. REALLY?

136. JENNIFER, THE LATHE IS A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT,

137. AND IN YOUR HANDS, IT'S A STRADIVARIUS.

138. PLAY THE LATHE, JENNIFER.

139. IT'S YOUR GIFT TO THE WORLD.

140. MR. WRIGHT DOESN'T SUSPECT A THING.

141. DUDE, WE'RE GONNA THROW THE GREATEST TALENT SHOW EVER,

142. AND TOMORROW,

143. EVERYBODY IS GONNA BE HERE.

144. NOBODY'S HERE!

145. EVEN MOZE BAILED ON US!

146. I GUESS THAT WOMAN WAS TOO AFRAID

147. TO SKIP WRIGHT'S TALENT SHOW.

148. WE'VE GOT TO FILL THESE SEATS.

149. GO TO WRIGHT'S TALENT SHOW

150. AND TELL THEM HOW COOL TALENT PALOOZA IS.

151. IT'LL BE COOL WHEN THEY GET HERE.

152. GO.

153. PRETTY LAME TALENT SHOW.

154. I'LL SAY.

155. YEAH.

156. I JUST CAME TO CHECK THINGS OUT.

157. I'M HEADING BACK TO TALENT PALOOZA.

158. YOU WENT?

159. I DIDN'T WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE.

160. TRUST ME. IT'S WORTH IT.

161. TALENT PALOOZA ROCKS.

162. PRETTY LAME TALENT SHOW.

163. I'LL SAY.

164. WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO TALENT PALOOZA.

165. COMING AT YOU IS COCONUT HEAD

166. WITH HIS FUNKADELIC BUBBLE WRAP.

167. LET'S MAKE HIM FEEL WELCOME.

168. PRETTY LAME TALENT SHOW.

169. X... Y... Z.

170. THAT WAS LISA ZEMO WITH HER ALPHABURP.

171. UP NEXT IS BACKPACK BOY WITH HIS AMAZING BACKPACK.

172. GIVE IT UP FOR BACKPACK BOY

173. AND CLAIRE SAWYER FUTURE LAWYER.

174. PRETTY LAME TALENT SHOW.

175. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

176. SORRY. WRONG NUMBER.

177. HEY, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

178. OH.

179. I'M GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

180. NEXT UP IS...

181. MOZE, YOU MADE IT.

182. GIVE IT UP FOR MOZE AND HER...

183. LATHE.

184. WHOO!

185. OK.

186. IT'S TIME FOR OUR FINAL ACT OF THE NIGHT.

187. MR. BIGBY.

188. GIVE IT UP FOR MARTIN QWERLY AND HIS FUNKY FIDDLE!

189. WE'RE DEAD, RIGHT?

190. WELL, YOU SHOULD BE...

191. BUT THE STUDENTS REALLY SEEM TO BE ENJOYING THIS,

192. AND THEY NEVER ACT LIKE THIS

193. AT SCHOOL TALENT SHOWS.

194. WE JUST WANTED TO GIVE THE KIDS

195. WITH DIFFERENT TYPES OF TALENTS

196. A CHANCE TO SHOW WHAT THEY GOT.

197. MAYBE I WAS A LITTLE OVERZEALOUS

198. WITH MY CLASSICAL PROGRAM.

199. MARTIN'S SOLO CERTAINLY IS QUITE PHAT.

200. MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME PICK

201. SOME OF THE TALENT NEXT YEAR.

202. ALL DONE.

203. WITHIN REASON.

204. YOU KNOW, THE ONLY ONE STOPPING YOU

205. FROM SHOWING YOUR TALENT IS YOU,

206. SO FIND YOUR TALENT AND GO FOR IT.

207. I'M GONNA SUE THE BACKPACK OFF THAT BOY.

208. ELECTIONS ARE THIS WEEK,

209. WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME TO CHOOSE THIS YEAR'S CLASS OFFICERS.

210. THE TREASURER, OR SECRETARY,

211. KEEPS TRACK OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL FUNDS.

212. IT'S A GOOD OFFICE TO RUN FOR

213. BECAUSE THERE'S USUALLY NOT A LOT OF COMPETITION.

214. IT'S TRUE.

215. I'M THE ONLY ONE RUNNING.

216. HEY, NED. I'M RUNNING FOR VICE PRESIDENT.

217. AS V.P., I'LL BE CHANGING VICE TO NICE...

218. THE VICE PRESIDENT TELLS THE STUDENT BODY—

219. THAT'S US— WHAT'S HAPPENING.

220. WHEN THE DANCE IS, SCHOOL CAR WASH—

221. STUFF LIKE THAT.

222. DOUG, DOUG, DOUG, DOUG!

223. DUDE, VOTE DOUG!

224. CLASS PRESIDENT IS THE TOP DOG.

225. THEY PLAN SPIRIT DAYS, HOW TO IMPROVE THE SCHOOL,

226. AND SOMETIMES, THEY CAN EVEN CHANGE CLASS SCHEDULES.

227. VOTE FOR SUZIE.

228. BUT RUNNING FOR THAT OFFICE

229. CAN BE A HUGE POPULARITY CONTEST,

230. WHICH IS WHY I WOULD NEVER RUN IN A MILLION YEARS.

231. NED BIGBY FOR PRESIDENT?

232. I DON'T GET IT.

233. WHO WOULD NOMINATE ME FOR PRESIDENT?

234. HI, NED.

235. WE NOMINATED YOU FOR PRESIDENT.

236. I TOLD YOU, STAY ON MY RIGHT.

237. UM... HELP.

238. CALM DOWN.

239. ACCORDING TO POLK ELECTION RULES,

240. YOU NEED 50 STUDENTS TO SIGN A PETITION TO GET YOU ON THE BALLOT.

241. THEY'LL NEVER GET 50 NAMES.

242. THAT'S 50 NAMES. YEAH!

243. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON THE BALLOT.

244. DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR SUZIE.

245. I'M THE SHARPEST.

246. VOTE FOR ME.

247. "VOTE SUZIE. SHE'S THE SHARPEST."

248. YOU'VE GOT TO RUN.

249. EVERY YEAR, SUZIE CANDY AND PENCIL BRIBES HER WAY

250. TO CLASS PRESIDENT.

251. YEAH, AND LAST YEAR,

252. SHE SPENT ALL OUR CAR WASH MONEY

253. ON THE NEON WOLVES.

254. WHAT WE NEED IS SOME TIME OUTSIDE.

255. SINCE THEY TOOK RECESS AWAY,

256. THE ONLY TIME WE HAVE OUTSIDE IS GYM.

257. IT'S MORE LIKE WORK.

258. I TOTALLY MISS RECESS.

259. IF WE FINISH LUNCH EARLY, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO OUTSIDE

260. AND GET SOME FRESH AIR.

261. SEE? YOU'RE FULL OF GOOD IDEAS.

262. I'M NOT RUNNING.

263. YES, YOU ARE.

264. NED, I POLLED THE STUDENT BODY ALL DAY.

265. I'M PRINTING THE RESULTS AS WE SPEAK.

266. CAN I JUST SAY,

267. YOUR PRINTER PANTS REALLY FREAK ME OUT.

268. YOU'RE BEHIND SUZIE AND DOUG,

269. BUT YOU'RE TIED FOR THIRD—

270. WITH THE WEASEL.

271. THE WEASEL?

272. EVERY YEAR, SOMEONE NOMINATES THE WEASEL AS A JOKE,

273. BUT IT WINS 25% OF THE VOTE.

274. NED'S TIED WITH A WEASEL?

275. BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS,

276. THE HUGE CREW HAS A NEW AND EFFECTIVE CAMPAIGN SLOGAN.

277. "VOTE NED OR YOU'RE DEAD."

278. AND YOUR NUMBERS ARE RISING.

279. YOU'RE GONNA VOTE, AND YOU'RE GONNA VOTE FOR NED, GOT IT?

280. YEAH! YEAH!

281. THIS WHOLE PRESIDENT THING

282. IS JUST A BIG POPULARITY CONTEST,

283. AND SUZIE AND DOUG ALWAYS WIN.

284. BUT YOU'RE ON THE BALLOT NOW.

285. NOT FOR LONG, AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?

286. BECAUSE, AND I QUOTE...

287. I'M GONNA GET IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.

288. LOOK, EVERYONE.

289. NED'S CLEANING UP OUR LOCKERS

290. AND MAKING OUR SCHOOL LOOK BETTER.

291. I VOTE FOR NED.

292. NED! NED! NED! NED!

293. NED! NED! NED!

294. YOU GAVE ME SPRAY PAINT THAT MATCHES THE LOCKERS?

295. WELL, I CAN'T LET YOU DEFACE SCHOOL PROPERTY.

296. BESIDES, I'D HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP,

297. BUT IF YOU WANT TO GET IN REAL TROUBLE...

298. CAN'T ANYONE THROW A DODGE BALL AROUND HERE?

299. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? PUT SOME ARM INTO IT!

300. WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO COULD GET ME KILLED,

301. BUT IT'LL ALSO GET ME OFF THE BALLOT.

302. NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

303. WHY CAN'T YOU JOCKS BE MORE LIKE NED?

304. HE'S A TAKE-CHARGE GUY.

305. NED.

306. NED! NED! NED! NED! NED!

307. NO. NO!

308. NED! NED! NED! NED!

309. NED! NED!

310. STOP! I'M NOT RUNNING!

311. I'M DONE FOOLING AROUND.

312. IT'S TIME TO GET OFF THE BALLOT

313. WITH A FOOD FIGHT!

314. FOOD FIGHT!

315. HEY.

316. NED JUST CREATED A SUPER-FUN

317. AND NEW WAY TO RECYCLE.

318. YEAH, NED!

319. NO. NO, I DIDN'T.

320. NED! NED! NED!

321. NO! STOP!

322. NED! NED! NED! NED! NED! NED!

323. I'M NOT RUNNING.

324. IT'S ABOUT POPULARITY!

325. NED, THE LATEST PANTS POLL IS IN.

326. AND YOU'RE IN SECOND PLACE!

327. NOW WILL YOU RUN? YOU'D BE GREAT.

328. AND YOU'D BEAT THAT CANDY-PASSING, PENCIL-PUSHING CRABGRASS.

329. IT'S JUST A POPULARITY CONTEST.

330. NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE ISSUES.

331. NAME ME ONE NON-SUPER-POPULAR KID

332. WHO HAS EVER WON CLASS PRESIDENT.

333. MR. CHOPSAW?

334. HOW DID I WIN PRESIDENT?

335. BECAUSE SCHOOL ELECTIONS

336. ARE NOT ABOUT BEING POPULAR.

337. THEY'RE ABOUT ELECTING THE BEST PERSON FOR THE JOB.

338. OK, BUT HOW DID YOU WIN?

339. ON THE ISSUES.

340. I SAID I WANTED TO PUT MORE POWER

341. IN THE HANDS OF THE STUDENTS.

342. I TOLD THEM I WOULD USE OUR SCHOOL FUNDS WISELY

343. AND PROMISE TO CUT THROUGH ALL THE RED WOOD.

344. DON'T YOU MEAN THE RED TAPE?

345. NO. I MEAN THE RED WOOD.

346. I USED ALL THE CAR WASH MONEY

347. TO BUY THIS BAND SAW...

348. AND SHE'S STILL CUTTING

349. LIKE THE FIRST DAY I LAID EYES ON HER.

350. AND YOU CAN WIN, TOO, WOODCHUCK.

351. BUT WHAT IF I LOSE?

352. DOESN'T THAT MAKE ME A LOSER?

353. NO.

354. A LOSER IS THE ONE WHO DOESN'T TRY.

355. BEING A LOSER ONLY MEANS THAT YOU TRIED,

356. AND ANYONE WHO TRIED IS A WINNER

357. WHO DIDN'T WIN, BUT LOST.

358. THE POINT IS,

359. YOU CAN WIN IF YOU HAVE GREAT IDEAS

360. AND DON'T BACK DOWN.

361. IF YOUR COMPETITION IS CRABGRASS,

362. JUST MAKE SURE YOU'RE A 140-HORSEPOWERED WEED WHACKER.

363. REEEE!

364. REEEE!

365. OK, I'LL DO IT. I'LL DO IT!

366. YES.

367. YES!

368. OK. NOW, HAVE I MENTIONED SUZIE'S SMEAR NED CAMPAIGN?

369. "NED USES THE GIRLS' BATHROOM"?

370. LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.

371. IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S HANDING OUT CANDY BARS

372. THAT SAY YOU'RE A TOTAL LOSER.

373. "NED IS A TOTAL LOSER.

374. VOTE SUZIE."

375. SUZIE, THIS IS TOTALLY UNFAIR.

376. DON'T EAT THAT.

377. IT'S NOT NICE,

378. BUT TOTALLY FAIR.

379. I'LL OFFICIALLY APOLOGIZE TO YOU TOMORROW...

380. AFTER I WIN.

381. CANDY BAR? THANKS.

382. D'OH! OK, THAT'S IT.

383. BECAUSE TOMORROW, I'M GONNA WIN.

384. ZZZZZ!

385. WHATEVER.

386. ZZZZZ!

387. WHEN RUNNING FOR OFFICE,

388. POSTERS ARE AN IMPORTANT PART OF WINNING AN ELECTION.

389. SUZIE'S DONE A NICE JOB HERE,

390. BUT I THINK I GOT MY MESSAGE ACROSS

391. A LITTLE BIT STRONGER.

392. YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO TALK TO EVERYONE,

393. SO HAND OUT FLIERS TO EXPLAIN YOUR IDEAS.

394. IF KIDS LIKE THEM, THEY'LL VOTE FOR YOU.

395. I PUT DOWN MY FRESH AIR FOR LUNCH CAMPAIGN.

396. AND IN SUMMARY,

397. NED'S A LOSER.

398. WHO WANTS A FREE T-SHIRT?

399. AND WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR SPEECH,

400. KEEP IT SHORT AND SIMPLE.

401. DOUG! DOUG! DOUG!

402. WHOO! WHOO!

403. THOSE WERE PROBABLY TOO SHORT.

404. AND AS YOUR CLASS PRESIDENT,

405. I WILL FIGHT FOR SOME FREE TIME

406. SO WE CAN GET SOME FRESH AIR.

407. TOGETHER, WE WILL SURVIVE MIDDLE SCHOOL.

408. WHOO!

409. I LOVE YOU!

410. COOKIE, WHAT'S THE LATEST PANTS POLL SAY?

411. IT'S A 4-WAY TIE.

412. IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THE UNDECIDED VOTE,

413. AND ACCORDING TO MY POLL,

414. THERE'S ONLY ONE KID UNDECIDED.

415. WHO IS IT?

416. COCONUT HEAD?

417. COOL.

418. AS LONG AS NOBODY ELSE KNOWS ABOUT THIS,

419. I CAN TOTALLY GET HIS VOTE.

420. WE GOT TO FIND COCONUT HEAD.

421. FIND COCONUT HEAD.

422. I GOT TO FIND COCONUT HEAD.

423. DOUG! DOUG! DOUG!

424. COCONUT HEAD,

425. IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR VOTE,

426. I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE T-SHIRT.

427. OW! OW! AAH!

428. VOTE DOUG! VOTE DOUG! VOTE DOUG!

429. YEAH, COCONUT DUDE.

430. I NEED YOUR VOTE.

431. NO! NO!

432. VOTE DOUG! VOTE DOUG! VOTE DOUG!

433. HEY, THANKS, NED.

434. HEY, I REALLY LIKED YOUR SPEECH TODAY.

435. HEY, THANKS.

436. HEY, COCONUT HEAD.

437. WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR VOTE.

438. NO, NO, NO. DORIS, STOP.

439. HE'S ALREADY VOTING FOR ME.

440. OH, HE'S DEFINITELY VOTING FOR YOU.

441. AAH! AAH!

442. YOUR SEVENTH-GRADE ELECTION RESULTS ARE IN.

443. TREASURER—

444. LISA ZEMO!

445. VICE PRESIDENT—

446. MARTIN QWERLY!

447. AS V.P., I PLAN TO CHANGE VICE TO NICE.

448. I'LL BE NICE PRESIDENT MARTIN.

449. THANK YOU, MARTIN.

450. IDEAS, IDEAS, IDEAS.

451. BYE-BYE.

452. OK, AND YOUR NEW PRESIDENT IS...

453. THE WEASEL!

454. WHOO! YEAH!

455. MY CAMPAIGN WAS STILL SUCCESSFUL.

456. BECAUSE MARTIN, ACTING ON BEHALF OF PRESIDENT WEASEL,

457. ENACTED MY FRESH AIR FOR LUNCH PROGRAM.

458. WHICH JUST GOES TO SHOW,

459. EVEN IF YOU DON'T WIN,

460. RUNNING FOR CLASS OFFICE REALLY CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

461. AND AS FOR COOKIE,

462. HE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON, TOO.

463. PRINTER PANTS WILL OVERHEAT WITHOUT PROPER VENTILATION.

464. HURRY! CLEAR THE AREA!

465. WE GOT A BONFIRE!

466. AAH! AAH!

467. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND NICKELODEON

468. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—