1. IN A MIDDLE SCHOOL
FULL OF BULLIES,
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2. INSANE TEACHERS,
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3. AND GROSS SCHOOL LUNCHES,
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4. NED BIGBY—THAT'S ME—
AND MY TWO BEST FRIENDS
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5. CREATE A GUIDE THAT WILL
HELP YOU SURVIVE SCHOOL.
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6. "NED'S DECLASSIFIED
SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE."
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7. YOUR RESULTS MAY VARY.
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8. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND NICKELODEON
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9. IT'S CRUSH TIME HERE AT
JAMES KNOX POLK MIDDLE SCHOOL,
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10. AND NO ONE IS SAFE.
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11. NED.
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12. AND KNOWING THE DIFFERENT
TYPES OF CRUSHES
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13. IS ONE WAY TO PROTECT YOURSELF
FROM BEING CRUSHED BY A CRUSH.
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14. ONE OF THE MOST COMMON TYPES IS
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15. THE "YOU'RE WAY
OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
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16. AND DON'T HAVE A CHANCE
IN THIS LIFETIME" CRUSH.
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17. NEXT IS
THE "SOMEONE LIKES YOU..."
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18. JENNIFER. HI.
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19. "BUT YOU DON'T
LIKE THEM..."
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20. HI. GORDY!
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21. "AND YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT
THEIR FEELINGS" CRUSH.
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22. YOU LOOK BUSY.
I'LL CATCH YOU LATER.
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23. THEN THERE'S THE "YOU LIKE THEM
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24. "BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
IF THEY LIKE YOU
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25. "AND SOMETIMES
WHEN YOU SEE THEM,
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26. YOU BABBLE LIKE AN IDIOT" CRUSH.
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27. HI, NED.
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28. KA MOOGA DOO SMUPPLE.
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29. WAIT, WHAT
DID YOU SAY?
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30. KA MOOGA DOO SMUPPLE.
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31. SO WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TRY ASKING HER OUT
IN ENGLISH?
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32. ASK HER OUT?
I CAN'T EVEN SAY HELLO.
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33. BESIDES, WHERE AM I
GOING TO TAKE HER?
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34. YOU NEED SOME
SCHOOL SANCTIONED
SOCIAL EVENT
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35. THAT KIDS TRADITIONALLY
TAKE DATES TO.
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36. HEY, GUYS, BIG NEWS.
THIS FRIDAY IS
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37. THE "DANCES
WITH WOLVES"
SCHOOL DANCE.
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38. AND A FRIEND OF MINE
FROM THE ZOO
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39. IS GOING TO BRING
A REAL WOLF!
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40. THAT'LL BE FUN!
WOLF!
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41. THAT'LL WORK.
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42. BUT I DON'T EVEN
KNOW IF
SHE LIKES ME.
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43. I AM NOT GOING TO
ASK HER TO THE DANCE
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44. UNLESS I KNOW SHE'S
GOING TO SAY YES.
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45. AND THE FUNNY THING
HERE IS?
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46. OH, I'M JUST
TRYING TO REMEMBER
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47. WHAT IT WAS LIKE WHEN
I USED TO WORRY ABOUT
THINGS LIKE THAT.
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48. WHAT?
YOU SEE,
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49. I'VE TAKEN EMOTION
OUT OF THE EQUATION
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50. AND PUT LOVE
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51. IN THE HANDS OF
TECHNOLOGY.
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52. SOUNDS VERY ROMANTIC.
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53. IT'S GENIUS.
YOU SEE,
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54. MY NEW PERFECT MATCH
COMPUTER PROGRAM
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55. TELLS ME EXACTLY
WHOM I SHOULD BE
MATCHED UP WITH
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56. AND GUARANTEES
THEY'LL LIKE ME BACK.
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57. I SIMPLY FEED THE COMPUTER
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58. SOME BASIC FACTS
ABOUT MYSELF,
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59. AND IT COMES UP WITH
THE PERFECT MATCH.
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60. I'M THINKING
INTERNATIONAL SUPER MODEL
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61. MARTIKA.
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62. COMPUTER SCANNING.
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63. PERFECT MATCH.
PERFECT MATCH
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64. LISA ZEMO. LISA ZEMO.
LISA ZEMO.
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65. THIS SYSTEM
NEEDS A LITTLE TWEAK.
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66. IT WILL BE MARTIKA.
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67. IT'S MEANT TO BE.
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68. SO TELL ME.
SAY THERE WAS A GUY
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69. WHO WANTED TO KNOW IF
A GIRL LIKED HIM, BUT HE—
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70. YOU WANT ME TO FIND OUT
IF SUZIE CRABGRASS
LIKES YOU.
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71. HOW DID YOU KNOW?
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72. I'M A GIRL.
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73. WE KNOW EVERYTHING,
EXCEPT HOW YOU COULD
LIKE HER.
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74. COME ON. SMART,
A GOOD ATHLETE, A HOTTIE.
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75. CAN YOU FIND OUT
FOR ME, PLEASE?
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76. JENNIFER. HI.
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77. S-SORRY.
GOT PROBLEMS OF MY OWN.
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78. GORDY!
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79. GOOD LUCK
WITH SUZIE.
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80. FEW THINGS IN SCHOOL
ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN
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81. FINDING OUT IF
SOMEONE LIKES YOU.
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82. HERE ARE SOME TIPS ON
HOW TO GET THE ANSWER.
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83. THE FIRST IS, JUST ASK.
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84. IT'S WHAT I CALL
THE DIRECT APPROACH.
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85. WILL YOU GO TO
THE DANCE WITH ME?
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86. NO.
BUT—
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87. NO FURTHER
QUESTIONS.
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88. THERE ARE ALSO MANY
INDIRECT APPROACHES TO CONSIDER.
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89. FIRST, YOU GOT TO GET NOTICED.
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90. A SIMPLE "HELLO"
IS A GOOD START.
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91. HEY.
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92. HOW'S IT GOING?
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93. HEY, NED.
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94. I'M SEEING YOU
ALL OVER THE PLACE TODAY.
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95. HEH HEH.
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96. SO, SHE LIKES YOU.
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97. I DON'T KNOW YET,
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98. BUT I THINK
I PULLED A MUSCLE.
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99. GOOD LUCK, LOVERBOY.
I GOT TO GO.
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100. ANOTHER STRATEGY FOR
FINDING OUT IF SOMEONE LIKES YOU
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101. IS COOKIE'S DIGITAL PLAN.
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102. HEY, MAN.
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103. NED, I THINK I FOUND
THE PROBLEM.
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104. JUST FORGOT TO ADD IN
A FEW PERSONAL DETAILS,
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105. LIKE MY SHOE SIZE,
HEALTH RECORDS,
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106. AND FAVORITE HOBBIES.
HEH HEH.
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107. COMPUTER SCANNING.
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108. NURSE HUNSUCKER.
NURSE HUNSUCKER.
NURSE HUNSUCKER.
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109. AAH! NO!
PLEASE—
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110. WHAT EXACTLY ARE
YOUR HOBBIES?
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111. STAND THERE.
DON'T MOVE.
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112. HEY, GUYS,
HAVE YOU SEEN MOZE?
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113. I WANT TO
ASK HER SOMETHING.
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114. NO, HAVEN'T SEEN HER.
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115. HE'S GOING TO
ASK ME TO THE DANCE,
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116. AND I DON'T WANT TO
HURT HIS FEELINGS.
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117. MOZE, YOU CAN'T HIDE
FROM COCONUT HEAD
FOREVER.
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118. NO, BUT I HEARD SETH
WAS GOING TO ASK ME.
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119. SO I HIDE UNTIL HE DOES
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120. AND THEN SAY I'M
GOING WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
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121. IT'S GENIUS.
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122. OH, GORDY.
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123. WOOD SHOP, PLEASE.
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124. YOU GOT IT, MA'AM.
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125. ATTENTION, EVERYONE...
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126. I GOT TO FIND A WAY
TO HANG OUT WITH
SUZIE AND HER FRIENDS
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127. SO SHE CAN SEE
THE REAL ME.
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128. RIGHT. SO YOU CAN
IMPRESS HER, HAVE FUN,
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129. AND MAYBE SHE'LL
GET A CRUSH ON YOU.
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130. I HAVE
- AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
- YEAH, BUT WHERE?
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131. I'M LOOKING FOR KIDS TO HELP
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132. DECORATE THE GYM FOR
THE DANCE ON FRIDAY.
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133. WHO WANTS TO HELP?
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134. YOU GET TO SKIP YOUR NEXT CLASS.
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135. WHOO!
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136. MAYBE YOU COULD—
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137. IT'LL BE FUN!
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138. LET'S GO HELP.
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139. SOUNDS GREAT.
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140. NED.
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141. SO SHE LIKES YOU.
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142. NED. WE NEED THE LADDER.
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143. I'M STILL NOT SURE.
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144. I THINK I NEED
SOME LEGAL ADVICE.
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145. A LITTLE HELP HERE.
NED!
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146. IT'S MY STANDARD
750-PAGE "DO YOU
LIKE ME?" NOTE.
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147. IT COVERS "SHE LIKES YOU
AS A FRIEND,"
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148. SHE LIKES YOU BUT
DOESN'T "LIKE" LIKE YOU,
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149. ET CETERA.
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150. RIGHT.
WHERE DO I SIGN?
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151. AS YOUR LAWYER,
IT'S MY DUTY TO TELL YOU
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152. THAT YOU'D BE BETTER OFF
ASKING HER DIRECTLY.
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153. JUST STICK TO
WHAT I PAY YOU FOR.
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154. YOU DON'T PAY ME.
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155. RIGHT. HEH.
THANKS, CLAIRE. HEH.
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156. I JUST GOT TO PUT THIS
WHERE SHE'LL SEE IT.
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157. DON'T YOU HAVE KEYS
TO ALL THE LOCKERS?
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158. YEAH. THIS IS MORE FUN.
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159. UHH.
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160. HERE SHE COMES!
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161. RUN.
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162. I NEED A FAVOR.
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163. NOW. GO ON
AND TELL HIM.
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164. I DON'T KNOW.
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165. I'LL BE YOUR
BEST FRIEND.
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166. YOU ARE
MY BEST FRIEND.
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167. RIGHT. NOW, GO.
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168. JUST GO TELL HIM THAT...
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169. MOZE DOESN'T WANT TO GO
TO THE DANCE WITH YOU.
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170. I'M SORRY.
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171. I DON'T CARE.
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172. I'M SUPPOSED TO ASK
IF SHE'LL GO WITH SETH.
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173. WHAT?
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174. SO, IS SHE
GOING TO GO WITH ME?
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175. WELL, SHE—SHE'S—AH, FORGET IT.
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176. IT'S SO DUMB.
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177. I SHOULD'VE JUST USED
THE DIRECT APPROACH
AND SAID,
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178. "WOULD YOU GO TO
THE DANCE WITH ME?"
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179. ME?
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180. SURE!
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181. HUH?
WHAT?
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182. I DIDN'T THINK
ANYONE WOULD ASK ME
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183. WITH ALL THESE INJURIES.
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184. HA.
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185. NOW I KNOW WHY
THEY CALL IT A CRUSH.
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186. GOT ANY ROOM IN THERE?
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187. HEY.
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188. WE NEED SOMETHING
TO CHEER US UP.
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189. WELL, THIS'LL DO IT.
HEH HEH.
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190. I GOT IT FIGURED OUT.
IT WILL BE MARTIKA.
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191. I KNOW IT.
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192. HOW DO YOU KNOW?
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193. WELL, I ENTERED THAT
I WAS LOOKING FOR
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194. SOMEONE WHO WILL
LOVE ME UNCONDITIONALLY,
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195. SOMEONE WHO WILL
ALWAYS BE LOYAL,
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196. SOMEONE WHO WILL ALWAYS
BE GLAD TO SEE ME.
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197. COMPUTER SCANNING.
PERFECT MATCH.
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198. SIBERIAN HUSKY.
SIBERIAN HUSKY.
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199. - AAH!
- WOOF, WOOF.
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200. I DON'T MEAN TO BUST ON
YOUR DREAM GIRL,
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201. BUT SHE'S A DOG.
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202. HE WAS RIGHT.
IT DID CHEER US UP.
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203. IT'S PUPPY LOVE.
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204. SHE WON'T BE ABLE
TO KEEP HER PAWS
OFF YOU.
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205. IT'S NOT FUNNY.
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206. IT WILL BE MARTIKA.
I'LL MAKE IT SO.
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207. THE NIGHT EVERYONE'S
BEEN TALKING ABOUT
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208. IS FINALLY HERE.
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209. IT'S THE POLK MIDDLE SCHOOL
"DANCES WITH WOLVES" DANCE.
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210. IT'S A GREAT NIGHT FOR FUN
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211. AND A GREAT NIGHT FOR TIPS.
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212. BACKPACK BOY'S OUTFIT SAYS,
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213. "I'M READY TO DANCE."
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214. AND NOTE THE APPROPRIATE
EVENING BACKPACK.
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215. THAT'S A WEASEL.
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216. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE,
LIKE MOZE, COOKIE, OR ME,
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217. IT DOESN'T MEAN
YOU HAVE TO GO ALONE.
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218. MEET UP WITH SOME FRIENDS
BEFORE THE DANCE
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219. AND GO IN TOGETHER.
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220. IF YOU ARRIVE ALONE
AND COMPLETELY OVERDRESSED,
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221. YOU'LL LOOK LIKE THIS.
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222. IF YOU HAVE A DATE,
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223. IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA
TO SHOW UP WITH THAT DATE.
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224. WHERE WERE YOU?
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225. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO
MEET ME IN THE PARKING LOT.
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226. AND WHAT
ARE YOU WEARING?
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227. YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
ABOUT GOING WITH ME
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228. LOOKING LIKE THAT.
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229. WHAT?
SCHOOL COLORS.
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230. GO WOLVES.
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231. THAT'S IT.
IT'S OVER, SETH.
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232. WE'RE THROUGH.
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233. SUZIE BROKE UP WITH SETH!
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234. I HAVE A CHANCE!
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235. SUZIE BROKE UP
WITH SETH.
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236. I'M GOING TO
DANCE WITH HER TONIGHT.
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237. I'M HACKING INTO
SUPER MODEL MARTIKA'S
GPS SYSTEM.
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238. GOING TO DANCE WITH
HER TONIGHT.
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239. I HAVE A NET,
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240. AND I'M GOING TO TANGO
WITH THAT WEASEL TONIGHT.
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241. GUYS, IT'S A DANCE.
JUST HAVE FUN.
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242. THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE
GOING TO CATCH THAT WEASEL.
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243. YOUR PERFECT MATCH IS
A SIBERIAN HUSKY,
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244. NOT A SUPER MODEL,
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245. AND IF YOU DON'T
DANCE WITH SUZIE,
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246. DON'T LET IT RUIN
YOUR WHOLE NIGHT.
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247. IT'S A DANCE, SO DANCE.
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248. THE FEMALE MAY HAVE
A POINT ABOUT YOU GUYS,
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249. BUT I AM GOING TO
CATCH THAT WEASEL.
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250. NO WORRIES.
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251. I GOT TILL 9:00.
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252. HEY, HEY, HEY!
WELCOME TO DANCES WITH WOLVES!
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253. NOW, DON'T FORGET,
LATER ON TONIGHT,
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254. WE HAVE A SPECIAL APPEARANCE
BY A REAL LIVE WOLF!
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255. HA HA HA.
WON'T THAT BE FUN?
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256. UNTIL THEN, I'M YOUR DJ,
MONROE O. FOX.
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257. OH, YEAH, PEOPLE.
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258. HIT IT!
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259. OH, YEAH.
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260. DON'T BE ALARMED WHEN
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261. GIRLS' SIDE, BOYS' SIDE.
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262. THIS IS NORMAL
AND ONLY TEMPORARY.
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263. EVERY SCHOOL HAS ONE BRAVE KID
WHO WILL BREAK THE ICE,
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264. AND WHETHER IT'S THE FIRST SONG
OR THE FOURTH,
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265. DANCING WILL HAPPEN.
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266. AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME
TO DANCE WITH SUZIE.
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267. AND I'M USING THE REAL
DIRECT APPROACH.
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268. I CHANGED INTO
MY BEST WARMUPS.
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269. YOU CHANGED FOR ME.
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270. THAT IS SO SWEET.
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271. WE'RE TOTALLY GOING
BACK OUT AGAIN.
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272. VANILLA?
I HATE VANILLA.
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273. WE'RE BREAKING UP.
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274. THEY SPLIT UP!
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275. LEMONADE?
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276. HOW'D YOU KNOW
I LOVE LEMONADE?
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277. HA. I'LL TAKE YOU BACK.
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278. AHH.
HA HA HA HA HA!
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279. AHA!
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280. LOCATING MARTIKA.
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281. THAT WAS MY FOOT!
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282. YOU KNOW—SETH,
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
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283. WE'RE THROUGH.
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284. COME ON.
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285. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN
SET FOOT ON
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286. THE DANCE FLOOR YET.
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287. COME ON.
YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY.
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288. IF I TAKE SUZIE,
YOU CAN TAKE SETH.
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289. I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME
WITHOUT HIM.
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290. DON'T LET SOME STUPID
5-POINT PLAN FOR
DANCING WITH SUZIE
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291. WASTE YOUR WHOLE NIGHT.
DANCE!
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292. I DON'T HAVE SOME
STUPID 5-POINT PLAN.
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293. IT'S A STUPID
3-POINT PLAN.
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294. IT'S TIME TO PUT THIS
BABY INTO ACTION.
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295. CROSSING THE DANCE FLOOR
CAN GET TOUGH.
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296. TO GAIN ACCESS, DANCE YOUR WAY
ACROSS THE FLOOR.
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297. ARM'S LENGTH APART.
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298. ARM'S LENGTH!
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299. DO YOUR BEST TO AVOID
STRICT CHAPERONES.
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300. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THAT LEMONADE?
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301. TO BREAK THE ICE WITH
A POTENTIAL DANCE PARTNER,
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302. BRING THEM A DRINK.
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303. IT'S OLD-FASHIONED,
BUT IT WORKS.
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304. SUZIE LIKES LEMONADE.
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305. THANKS, NED.
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306. HOW'D YOU KNOW
I LIKE LEMONADE?
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307. NOW, COME ON.
LET'S DANCE.
ACK!
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308. OH, SETH.
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309. I CAN'T STAY MAD
AT YOU.
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310. OK. ONE MORE CHANCE
FOR MY PERFECT MATCH PROGRAM
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311. TO CONFIRM THAT I'M
MEANT TO DANCE WITH MARTIKA.
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312. COMPUTER SCANNING.
PERFECT MATCH.
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313. SIBERIAN HUSKY.
HUSKY. WOOF.
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314. BARK, BARK, RUFF.
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315. WOULD—WOULD YOU
LIKE TO DANCE?
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316. WITH ME.
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317. SORRY, BUT I'M
OBVIOUSLY WITH SOMEONE,
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318. SOMEONE WHO
ISN'T HERE YET
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319. BUT WILL
BE HERE SHORTLY.
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320. THEN CAN I DANCE
NEXT TO YOU WHILE
YOU STAND THERE?
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321. SURE. I GUESS
THAT WOULD BE OK.
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322. THE WOLF'S HERE.
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323. THE WOLF IS HERE!
THE WOLF IS HERE!
THE WOLF IS HERE.
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324. I FEEL SO BAD.
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325. THE WOLF CAME DOWN
WITH THE SNIFFLES.
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326. OH, NO!
THAT'S AWFUL.
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327. WELL, WHAT DO WE
HAVE HERE?
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328. A CLOSE COUSIN,
A SIBERIAN HUSKY.
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329. OH, WELL, A DOG'S
STILL FUN.
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330. I MEAN, THAT'LL BE FUN.
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331. IS THE DOG FUN?
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332. OH, YEAH.
AND VERY
AFFECTIONATE.
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333. OK.
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334. LOOK OUT!
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335. HOW'S THE WEASEL
HUNT GOING?
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336. GOOD. HOW'S
THE SUZIE HUNT GOING?
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337. NOT GOOD.
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338. BUT I'M WAITING
FOR THEM TO BREAK UP.
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339. HE CARES MORE ABOUT
THAT BASKETBALL THAN HER.
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340. HMM. WELL, GOOD LUCK
WITH THAT, MY FRIEND.
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341. I HAVE TO GET TO
HIGHER GROUND.
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342. HEY, NED, I CAME UP
WITH A NEW TIP FOR
THE GUIDE.
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343. DON'T WASTE
YOUR WHOLE NIGHT
CHASING A DREAM
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344. WHEN YOU COULD HAVE FUN
DANCING WITH FRIENDS.
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345. I'LL BET YOU'RE
A GREAT DANCER.
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346. WELL, YOU'LL SOON
FIND OUT.
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347. LET'S JUST SAY
MY PERFECT MATCH
DREAM GIRL
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348. - IS ABOUT TO ARRIVE.
MARTIKA ARRIVING.
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349. HEH.
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350. WOW. I CAN DANCE
NEXT TO YOU
ALL NIGHT. HEH.
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351. OH! SORRY, GOT TO GO.
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352. MY PERFECT MATCH
HAS JUST ARRIVED.
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353. THIS IS THE PHOTO SHOOT?
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354. IS THAT
INTERNATIONALLY RENOWNED
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355. SUPER MODEL MARTIKA?
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356. GOOD EVENING.
CARE TO DANCE?
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357. WHERE ARE
THE CAMERAS?
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358. OH, EVERYWHERE.
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359. AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE DANCING...
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360. WITH ME.
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361. OH. OK.
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362. WHAT'S WRONG?
SHE SEEMS ANGRY.
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363. I THINK
SHE'S JEALOUS.
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364. UHH!
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365. THIS IS THE WORST
PHOTO SHOOT EVER!
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366. MARTIKA!
COME BACK!
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367. HEY, JUST A FEW MORE SONGS LEFT,
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368. SO IF YOU HAVEN'T DANCED YET,
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369. DANCE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.
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370. THE DANCE IS
NEARLY OVER,
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371. AND YOU AND COOKIE
HAVEN'T DANCED ONCE.
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372. I KIND OF DANCED
WITH THE HUGE CREW,
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373. AND COOKIE ALMOST DID,
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374. BUT THEN THE DOG
MAULED MARTIKA.
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375. YOUR HUGE PLANS
LEFT YOU ALONE,
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376. A MAJOR SUPER MODEL
HAS TO GET SHOTS,
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377. AND GORDY'S
PROBABLY DEAD.
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378. AND YOUR POINT IS...
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379. THIS IS A MIDDLE
SCHOOL DANCE,
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380. NOT A FAIRY TALE,
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381. AND, CINDERELLA,
THE CLOCK IS ABOUT
TO STRIKE 9:00.
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382. NOBODY IS GOING TO
SWOOP DOWN
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383. AND MAKE YOUR WISH
COME TRUE.
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384. YOINK! HA HA HA!
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385. UHH!
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386. SETH, GET THE BALL.
GET THE BALL.
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387. GET THAT BALL.
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388. GO GET IT!
COME ON. GO GET IT.
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389. YOU'RE LEAVING ME FOR
A BASKETBALL?
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390. THAT'S RIGHT.
LATER!
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391. GOOD BOY.
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392. THAT'S IT, SETH.
WE'RE THROUGH.
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393. SUZIE, DO YOU
WANT TO DANCE?
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394. WE'RE ALL DANCING.
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395. SURE.
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396. Ned,
THAT LEAVES US TO THE FINAL,
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397. MOST IMPORTANT DANCE TIP,
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398. WHICH WAS ACTUALLY
MOZE'S TIP ALL ALONG.
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399. HAVE FUN, DON'T HAVE
SUPER-HIGH EXPECTATIONS,
AND GO WITH THE FLOW.
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400. IT'S A DANCE, SO DANCE.
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401. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND NICKELODEON
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402. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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403. HOT DOG?
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404. IF YOUR PERFECT MATCH
IS A SIBERIAN HUSKY...
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405. HEY! NO
FRENCH KISSING!
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406. DANCE WITH HER, TOO.
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