1. IN A MIDDLE SCHOOL
FULL OF BULLIES,
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3. AND GROSS SCHOOL LUNCHES,
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4. NED BIGBY—THAT'S ME—
AND MY TWO BEST FRIENDS
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5. TRY TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE—
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6. CREATE A GUIDE THAT WILL
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7. "NED'S DECLASSIFIED
SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE"--
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8. YOUR RESULTS MAY VARY.
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9. NOW REMEMBER, CLASS.
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10. THIS IS GOING TO BE
ON THE POP QUIZ.
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11. WHAT IS IT ABOUT SCHOOL
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12. THAT MAKES US WANT
TO SIT IN THE BACK?
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13. DO KIDS WHO SIT IN THE BACK
OF THE CLASS
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14. REALLY HAVE MORE FUN?
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15. IS THE BACK SEAT OF THE BUS
ACTUALLY AN EXTREME THRILL RIDE?
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16. THEN THERE'S
THE EXCLUSIVE TABLE
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17. AT THE BACK OF THE CAFETERIA.
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18. BUT IS THE COOL TABLE
REALLY COOLER?
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19. THERE'S ROOM
OVER HERE!
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20. WE HAVE GOT
TO FIND A WAY TO SIT
AT THE COOL TABLE.
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21. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND NICKELODEON
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22. I DON'T GET IT.
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23. IT SEEMS LIKE
JUST A NORMAL
LUNCHROOM TABLE.
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24. BUT YOU KNOW?
I DO FEEL COOLER.
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25. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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26. WHY DO YOU GUYS
WANT TO SIT
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27. THAT'S LIKE SAYING,
"WHY DO YOU WANT
TO SIT COURTSIDE
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28. AT A LAKERS GAME?"
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29. YEAH.
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30. OR WHY DO YOU WANT TO SIT
ON A COLD TOILET SEAT?
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31. ACTUALLY, NO.
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
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32. WELL, GIVE UP
THE DREAM.
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33. THERE'S NEVER
ANY SEATS AVAILABLE.
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34. THAT'S WHY TOMORROW
WE GET HERE EARLY
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35. AND SIT
AT THE COOL TABLE
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36. BEFORE THE COOL KIDS
GET HERE.
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37. DEAL.
FINE.
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38. OOH, I GOT TO GO.
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39. IF I'M LATE
FOR SCIENCE,
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40. I'LL GET THE OLD,
BUSTED DESK
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41. IN THE BACK OF CLASS.
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42. OH, SHOOT.
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43. MISS MOSELY,
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44. THERE'S A DELIGHTFUL SEAT HERE
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45. JOIN US UP FRONT.
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46. BE ONE OF US.
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47. NOW, CLASS,
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48. LET'S DISCUSS NEWTON'S
THIRD LAW,
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49. WHICH CAME
AFTER THE FIRST LAW.
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50. NOW PAY ATTENTION.
THERE'S GONNA BE A POP QUIZ.
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51. DON'T FORGET.
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52. TOMORROW, WE DINE
AT THE COOL TABLE.
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53. YEP.
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54. DUDE, WHAT IS THAT?
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55. THE BUTT BOUNCER.
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56. THERE'S A POTHOLE
AT THE END OF THE
SCHOOL DRIVEWAY.
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57. IF I SIT ON THE BACK
OF THE BUS
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58. WITH THIS ON MY BACK
WHEN WE HIT IT,
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59. WHOA, NELLY. HA HA!
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60. HEY.
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61. IF YOU WANT
A BIGGER BOUNCE,
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62. WHAT YOU NEED
IS A BIGGER POTHOLE.
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63. JUST APPLY
NEWTON'S THIRD LAW.
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64. FOR EVERY ACTION,
THERE'S AN EQUAL
AND OPPOSITE REACTION.
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65. BIG POTHOLE,
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66. COOKIE GOES THROUGH
THE ROOF.
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67. WHOA. WHEN DID YOU
GET SO SMART?
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69. I THINK I LEARNED IT
IN SWEENEY'S CLASS.
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70. SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
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71. TOMORROW,
I START DIGGING.
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72. UH,
IT'S A LONG STORY.
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73. CAN I BORROW
A PICKAX?
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74. A PICKAX? I CAN'T
GIVE A PICKAX
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75. TO AN UNSUPERVISED
MINOR.
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76. WELL, WHAT DO YOU
NEED IT FOR?
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77. I'M GONNA ENLARGE
THE POTHOLE
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78. OUT IN THE SCHOOL
DRIVEWAY
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79. TO MAKE THE BIGGEST
BUS BOUNCE IN HISTORY.
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80. NOW, WAIT, WAIT.
OH, WAIT.
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81. NOW, NOW, NOW.
WHAT AM I THINKING?
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82. YOU'RE GONNA NEED
A JACKHAMMER.
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83. AND SOME ADULT
SUPERVISION.
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84. WE DID IT.
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85. WE'RE SITTING
AT THE COOL TABLE!
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86. AND HERE COME
OUR COOL NEW
LUNCH MATES.
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87. WHOA. THIS IS
THE COOL TABLE.
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88. NOT TODAY.
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89. ON WEDNESDAY,
THE COOL TABLE IS LOCATED
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90. AT THE SOUTH SIDE
OF THE CAFETERIA.
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91. OH, BUT THIS IS
THE COOL TABLE, TOO.
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92. HA HA HA! YEAH, RIGHT.
LOOK AT HER.
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93. OH, COOKIE. BE CAREFUL.
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94. I SENSE DANGER
IN YOUR FUTURE—PAIN.
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95. WHAT ABOUT ME?
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96. WHAT DO YOU SEE
IN MY BEANS,
LUNCH LADY?
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97. THE DODGERS ARE GONNA WIN
THE WORLD SERIES THIS YEAR.
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98. IT'S IN THE BEANS, BABY.
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99. THAT'S IT.
WRITE DOWN THIS NEW TIP.
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100. IF YOU WANT TO SIT
AT THE COOL TABLE,
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101. JUST DO IT.
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102. JUST SIT THERE.
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103. HEY, I, UH, THOUGHT
I COULD SQUEEZE IN.
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104. OF COURSE YOU CAN,
STEVE.
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105. NED.
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106. LET ME INTRODUCE
THE GROUP.
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107. YOU KNOW
SUZIE CRABGRASS,
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108. JOEY BRADSHAW,
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109. BECKY SHERWOOD,
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110. DANNY CRAVEN,
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111. SNIFFLE GIRL,
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112. SIMON NELSON-COOK,
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113. AND JENNIFER MOSELY.
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114. GREAT EATING WITH YOU.
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115. OOH.
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116. NEW TIP.
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117. AVOID HUMILIATION
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118. AND DON'T GO
TO THE COOL TABLE.
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119. SHE'S RIGHT.
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120. DON'T GO
TO THE COOL TABLE,
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121. BECAUSE TOMORROW,
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122. THERE WILL BE
A NEW COOLER TABLE.
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123. IF YOU WANT TO SIT
AT A COOLER TABLE,
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124. GET BETTER GRADES,
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125. OR JUST A BETTER
SCHOOL EXPERIENCE,
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126. CHECK OUT
THESE SEATING TIPS.
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127. IF YOU WANT TO MAKE
SOME NEW FRIENDS,
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128. TRY SITTING
NEXT TO SOME NEW PEOPLE.
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129. IF YOU'RE NOT MAKING
NEW FRIENDS, MOVE.
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130. IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME
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131. BEFORE YOU MAKE A CONNECTION.
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132. HOW'S IT GOING?
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133. AVOID SITTING
NEXT TO THE WINDOW.
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134. SURE, IT'S GOT
A GREAT VIEW,
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135. BUT ON THOSE OCCASIONS
WHEN THE SUN POPS OUT,
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136. YOU'LL SIZZLE.
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137. ALWAYS TRY YOUR BEST
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138. TO AVOID SITTING
NEXT TO THE BULLY,
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139. UNLESS YOU NEED
SOMETHING FROM HIM.
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140. I NEED A FAVOR.
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141. WHAT'S IN IT
FOR ME?
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142. POP QUIZ.
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143. AAH!
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144. CALM DOWN.
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145. IT'S TRUE OR FALSE,
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146. SO AS LONG AS YOU WERE
PAYING ATTENTION IN CLASS,
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147. IT SHOULD BE, UH,
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148. HOW DO YOU KIDS SAY IT?
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149. A GROOVE DOG.
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150. WE DON'T SAY THAT.
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151. HEY.
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153. TRUE.
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154. AND I KNOW THAT ONE, TOO.
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155. AND THAT ONE.
AND THAT ONE.
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156. I'M DONE.
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157. HA HA HA!
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158. TOMORROW, WE SHRED
A BUS BOUNCE
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159. OFF THE RICHTER
SCALE!
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160. YOU'RE RIDING, TOO?
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161. YOU BETTER
BELIEVE IT, HODAD.
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162. YEE-HA! HA HA HA HA!
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163. HUH? YOU WANT SOME?
HUH? DO YOU?
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164. YOU WANT SOME, TOO?
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165. COME AND GET IT,
BABY!
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166. I DON'T
BELIEVE IT.
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167. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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169. HOW DID YOU DO IT?
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170. THE BAND COST ME 10 HOURS
OF MOVING EQUIPMENT.
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171. THE A.V. GUY
SET THE LIGHTS FOR FREE.
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172. THE VELVET ROPE IS ON LOAN
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173. FROM CINEMA 6,
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174. ALTHOUGH THEY
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175. AND LOOMER—
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176. HE'S COMING OVER
TO YOUR HOUSE SATURDAY
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177. TO GO SWIMMING.
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178. WHOA. WHAT?
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179. I'M NOT INVITED
TO NED'S COOL TABLE?
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180. EVERYONE IS INVITED,
BUT WE'RE FULL.
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181. FIRST COME,
FIRST SERVED.
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182. TRY GETTING HERE
EARLIER... TOMORROW!
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183. WAY TO GO, NED.
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184. NORMALLY, I WOULD
NEVER BE SEEN
WITH MARTIN
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185. OR JENNIFER,
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186. BUT THIS IS AWESOME.
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187. AND, NORMALLY,
I WOULD NEVER BE
SEEN WITH SUZIE,
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188. BUT YOU DID IT.
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189. THIS IS THE COOLEST
TABLE EVER.
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190. YEAH.
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191. Ned,
SO WHEN IT COMES TO
WHERE TO SIT IN SCHOOL,
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192. LET'S REVIEW.
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193. MOZE REALIZED THAT
BY SITTING UP FRONT,
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194. YOU REALLY CAN
GET BETTER GRADES.
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195. THE PROBLEM IS,
SO DID SWEENEY.
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196. AFTER WATCHING
MISS MOSELY'S AMAZING TURNAROUND
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197. AFTER MOVING TO THE FRONT
OF THE CLASS,
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198. I'VE DECIDED
TO MAKE SOME CHANGES.
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199. WELCOME TO...
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200. THE NEW FRONT
OF THE CLASS.
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201. YEAH! WE'RE SITTING
IN THE NEW BACK
OF THE CLASS.
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202. WE SHOULD START
PASSING NOTES,
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203. OR CHAT,
OR TELL SECRETS!
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204. I DIDN'T CHANGE
MY UNDERWEAR
THIS MORNING.
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205. - Ned,
- AND SITTING
IN THE BACK OF THE BUS
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206. DEFINITELY HAS MORE BOUNCE...
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207. BUT YOU MIGHT NOT
WANT TO PUSH IT.
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208. IT WAS THE GREATEST
BUS BOUNCE
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209. IN THE HISTORY
OF THE WORLD!
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210. HA HA HA!
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211. AH! AH!
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212. Ned,
AND IF YOU EVER CREATE
A SUPER-COOL TABLE
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213. WHERE EVERYONE IS INVITED,
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214. YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO FORGET
THAT MEANS EVERYONE.
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215. THEY STARTED LINING UP
SECOND PERIOD.
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216. COCONUT HEAD CAMPED OUT
OVERNIGHT. HA.
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217. LOOKS LIKE YOUR TABLE
IS TOO COOL.
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218. SORRY, LOSERS.
WE'RE ALL FULL.
HA HA!
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219. I SUGGEST YOU
TRY AGAIN TOMORROW,
JENNIFER.
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220. SORRY.
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221. NOW WHERE ARE WE
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222. THERE'S ROOM
OVER HERE!
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223. Ned,
BUT WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT
SITTING AT THE COOL TABLE,
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224. IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY SIMPLE.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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226. USUALLY, THIS WAS
THE COOL TABLE,
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227. BUT NOW I GUESS
IT'S OVER THERE.
ISN'T THAT FUNNY?
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228. CAN YOU IMAGINE
BAD BOY INSIDE
WITH JENNIFER...
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229. DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.
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230. MY DOCTOR TOLD ME
NOT TO LAUGH.
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231. HA HA HA!
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232. HEY, I WAS HAVING
A PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY SANDWICH TODAY
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233. WITH PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY,
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234. AND IT'S LIKE,
I TEND TO PUT
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235. SOME PIXIE STIX IN
THERE SOMETIMES...
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236. I LIKE THE PEANUT BUTTER
MORE THAN JELLY,
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237. SO MY DAD KEEPS THEM
IN HIS BACKYARD,
AND HE GROWS THEM,
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238. AND JENNIFER
HAS A COOL...
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239. WHEN TRYING OUT
FOR SCHOOL SPORTS,
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240. TRY TO REMEMBER
A FEW THINGS.
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241. BEING FIRST
ON THE SIGN-UP SHEET
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242. DOES NOT INCREASE YOUR CHANCES
OF MAKING THE TEAM.
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243. OW.
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244. YOU'RE DOING
BASKETBALL?
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245. MY OUTSIDE SHOT
IS SWEET,
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246. AND I GREW TWO INCHES
OVER THE SUMMER. YOU?
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247. I DON'T KNOW.
I'M LOVING VOLLEYBALL
THESE DAYS.
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248. BASKETBALL IS AWESOME.
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249. OH, CROSS-COUNTRY.
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250. HEY, YOU FORGOT
TO SIGN UP
FOR CHEERLEADING.
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251. NAH.
CHEERLEADING IS COOL,
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252. BUT DIRGA IS THE COACH.
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253. AND I'M GONNA BE
HEAD CHEERLEADER.
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254. YOU WOULDN'T
MAKE THE TEAM ANYWAY.
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255. DIRGA AND CRABGRASS?
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256. ONLY AN IDIOT
WOULD SIGN UP
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257. WHO'S GOT SPIRIT?
I'VE GOT SPIRIT.
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258. OH, YEAH. GO WOLVES.
GO WOLVES.
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259. WHEN TRYING OUT
FOR SCHOOL SPORTS,
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260. IT'S IMPORTANT TO SHOW UP
WITH THE RIGHT EQUIPMENT.
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261. HEY, NED.
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262. I'LL SEE YOU
ON THE COURT, OK?
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263. AND IT'S PROVEN
BY PRO COACHES THAT
WATCHING A SPORT
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264. MAKES YOU BETTER
AT THAT SPORT.
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265. IT'S CALLED
VISUALIZATION,
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266. AND IT TOTALLY
WORKS.
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267. AND ONE, AND TWO,
AND 3, AND 4, AND 5...
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268. COOKIE.
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269. WHY ARE YOU GOING OUT
FOR CHEERLEADING?
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270. LOOK. GUYS ONLY DO SPORTS
TO IMPRESS THE LADIES, RIGHT?
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271. WELL, I'M CUTTING OUT
THE SPORTS PART
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272. AND GOING DIRECTLY
TO THE LADIES.
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273. OK. I HAVE TO GO NOW.
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274. ONE—BECAUSE YOU'RE
SCARING ME,
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275. AND TWO—
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276. BECAUSE IT'S TIME
FOR BASKETBALL TRYOUTS.
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277. I GREW TWO INCHES.
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278. OK, BOYS!
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279. YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT
WHAT IT TAKES
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280. TO BE RUNNIN' WOLVES?
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281. WHAT'S THAT, MR. POWERS?
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282. YOU THINK MONROE
DON'T KNOW B-BALL?
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283. GIVE ME THE ROCK.
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284. GIVE ME THE ROCK!
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285. AAH!
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286. UHH!
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287. WHOO!
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288. NOW WARM UP
AND START SHOOTIN'.
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289. AND THE IDEA IS TO
IMPRESS THE COACH,
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290. SO STAY CLOSE
AND MAKE SURE
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291. THEY SEE YOU
AND YOUR SKILLS.
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292. AND TRY NOT TO HIT
THE COACH.
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293. GREAT JOB, JENNIFER.
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294. TAKE 5.
GREAT.
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295. I HAVE TO TIME
TO GO TRY OUT
FOR CROSS-COUNTRY.
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296. SOLID POSTURE.
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297. SPIRIT IN THE EYES.
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298. STRONG WILL.
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299. COOK.
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300. TIGHT PONYTAIL.
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301. COOK!
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302. JENNIFER, WOW.
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ANYBODY BACK
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304. FOR 15 MORE MINUTES.
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305. COOL. I CAN GO TRY OUT
FOR BASKETBALL.
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306. OK. IT'S THE GIRLS' TURN
FOR THE COURT.
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307. HEY, GREAT JOB, EVERYONE.
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308. GREAT JOB.
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309. I'LL POST
THE SECOND-ROUND CUTS
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311. HEY.
HOW'D YOU DO?
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312. I'M AFRAID I CAME UP
A LITTLE... SHORT.
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313. GOOD LUCK.
THANKS.
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314. HEY,
ARE THE POSTINGS
UP YET?
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315. AAH!
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316. THERE'S SOME NICE SHOES
IN THIS SCHOOL.
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317. LET'S DO IT.
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318. I MADE THE CUT!
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319. AND I MADE IT AGAIN,
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320. AND I MADE IT AGAIN.
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322. OH.
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323. IT'S OK.
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324. YOU CAN CRY.
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325. OK. OK.
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326. YOU CAN STOP NOW.
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327. DID YOU KNOW?
MICHAEL JORDAN,
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328. THE GREATEST
BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER,
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329. DIDN'T MAKE
HIS HIGH SCHOOL TEAM.
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330. HE DIDN'T?
NO.
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331. BUT HE DIDN'T
GIVE UP,
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332. AND HE PRACTICED,
GOT TALLER,
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333. AND WENT ON TO BE
A LEGEND,
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334. AND YOU CAN'T
GIVE UP, EITHER.
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335. REALLY?
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336. I CAN BE LIKE MIKE?
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337. NO, BUT YOU DO PLAY
IN THE COMMUNITY
LEAGUE, RIGHT?
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338. YEAH.
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339. WELL, YOU PRACTICE,
GET BETTER,
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340. AND MAKE THE TEAM
NEXT YEAR.
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341. JUST DON'T GIVE UP.
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342. OH, AND, UH,
DON'T WEAR DRESS SHOES.
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343. YEAH.
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344. I'LL MAKE IT NEXT YEAR.
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345. DID I MAKE IT?
DID I MAKE IT?
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346. LET'S SEE.
SUZIE CRABGRASS.
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349. "NOT COOK.
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350. "IF YOU'RE
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351. "YOU DID NOT MAKE THE TEAM.
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352. HA HA... HA."
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353. THAT WOULD BE
A "NO."
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354. WELL, I'M NOT
GIVING UP.
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355. PLEASE GIVE UP.
IT'S CHEERLEADING.
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356. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,
HIRE CLAIRE SAWYER
AND SUE DIRGA?
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357. THE COED SPORTS AMENDMENT
OF 1979 STATES,
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358. NOBODY CAN BE DENIED
INTO SCHOLASTIC
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359. BASED ON SEX, RACE,
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360. OR WHETHER THEY WEAR
DRESS SHOES OR SNEAKERS.
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361. I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
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362. IT'S THE SAME AMENDMENT
THAT GOT ME
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363. ON THE BOYS' BASEBALL TEAM
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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364. I HIT.379 AND 32 DINGERS!
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365. WOW. YOU SHOWED
THAT COACH
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367. I ALWAYS SAID,
IT DOESN'T MATTER
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369. IF YOU HAVE PASSION,
YOU SHOULD PLAY.
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370. YOU WALKED ME
INTO THAT ONE, SAWYER,
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371. BUT HE'D BETTER BE READY
FOR DAGGERS, HERKIES,
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372. HANDSPRINGS,
AND TUMBLE ROLLS,
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373. AND HAVE THEM DOWN BY 3:15.
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374. I NEED HELP.
I CAN'T DECIDE.
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375. DID YOU GET TALLER?
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377. THAT'S AMAZING.
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
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378. SOCKS.
SOCKS.
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379. HOW MANY?
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380. 40 PAIRS.
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381. YOU SAID
YOU NEED HELP?
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382. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO PICK.
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384. BUT BASKETBALL
IS AWESOME,
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385. AND MR. WRIGHT
THINKS I CAN WIN
A CROSS-COUNTRY TITLE.
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386. I HAVE TO WEAR
SIZE 15 SHOES
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387. TO HAVE A CHANCE
TO MAKE IT
IN BASKETBALL,
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388. AND YOU WANT ME TO
FEEL SORRY FOR YOU
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MADE EVERYTHING?
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392. BUT AWESOME.
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393. YOU KNEW I'D CATCH
THE THING THAT
I CARED ABOUT MOST,
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394. AND THAT WAS VOLLEYBALL.
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395. SURE.
LET'S GO WITH THAT.
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396. DIRGA GAVE ME
ANOTHER SHOT,
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397. BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHAT A HAGGER
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398. OR A DERKIE IS.
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399. I NEED TIPS!
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400. HEY,
DID YOU GET TALLER?
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401. GIVE ME TIPS.
I NEED TIPS.
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402. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY
NO TIPS.
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403. I'LL GIVE YOU TIPS.
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404. PLEASE DON'T
GIVE HIM TIPS.
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405. I SAID PLEASE!
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406. FOLLOW ME.
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407. VERTICAL UP,
VERTICAL UP.
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408. DAGGERS,
DAGGERS,
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409. TUMBLE RUN.
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410. I DON'T THINK I SHOULD
DO THAT LAST PART.
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411. MOSELY!
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412. SPIRIT RUNS THROUGH YOU
LIKE A WILD MUSTANG.
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413. I WANT YOU ON MY TEAM
AS HEAD CHEERLEADER.
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414. WHAT?
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415. I—I THOUGHT
I WAS HEAD CHEERLEADER.
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416. AND NOW YOU'RE
CO-HEAD CHEERLEADER!
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417. THINK ABOUT IT,
MOSELY.
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418. DON'T WORRY ABOUT
BEING CO-CAPTAINS.
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419. I'M GOING OUT
FOR VOLLEYBALL,
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420. WHICH... YOU WOULDN'T
MAKE ANYWAY.
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421. ALL RIGHT.
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422. NOW LET'S MAKE THE TEAM.
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423. DID YOU GET TALLER?
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424. AH-CHOO!
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425. GREAT JOB, EVERYONE.
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426. WE HAD SOME BIG PLAYS,
SOME BIG SHOTS, SOME BIG FEET.
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427. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU ALL
CAN'T MAKE THE TEAM,
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428. AND I'M SO SORRY.
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429. IT HURTS ME, TOO.
IT REALLY DOES.
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430. I'LL POST
THE FINAL CUTS TOMORROW.
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431. GO, WOLVES!
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432. OH. SAD.
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433. AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
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434. OK. SO WHO
WANTS TO GO FIRST?
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435. NO!
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436. WHAT? YOU DIDN'T
MAKE THE TEAM?
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437. NO. I MADE IT,
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438. AND I MADE
CO-CAPTAIN.
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439. THEN WHY ARE YOU
SO BUMMED?
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440. BECAUSE OF THE OTHER
CO-CAPTAIN.
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441. MOSELY...
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442. SEE YOU ON THE COURT.
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443. YOUR TURN.
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444. NO! I DIDN'T MAKE IT!
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445. BUT I WILL NOT GIVE UP
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446. AND LOOK AT
MY LEGAL OPTIONS.
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447. YOU HAVE NONE.
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448. THE AMENDMENT
STATES YOU CAN'T
GET CUT
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449. BECAUSE YOU'RE
A BOY,
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450. BUT YOU CAN
GET CUT BECAUSE
YOU STINK,
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451. AND, MAN,
DID YOU STINK.
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452. I CAN'T LOOK.
DO IT FOR ME.
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453. NO!
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454. I WANTED TO PLAY
SO BAD.
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455. WHY CAN'T I BE
FREAKISHLY TALL?
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456. IT'S OK.
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457. YOU CAN CRY.
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458. I DON'T FEEL
LIKE CRYING.
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459. OH, GREAT.
THAT'S GREAT.
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460. SO WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS GONNA DO?
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461. YOU CAN'T GIVE UP.
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462. JUST PRACTICE, GET BETTER,
MAYBE TALLER,
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463. AND MAKE IT NEXT TIME.
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464. ALTHOUGH I STILL WISH
COOKIE WOULD GIVE UP.
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465. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND NICKELODEON
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466. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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