1. - MY NAME IS NATHAN FIELDER,
AND I GRADUATED FROMCopy !req
2. ONE OF CANADA'S
TOP BUSINESS SCHOOLSCopy !req
3. WITH REALLY GOOD GRADES.Copy !req
4. NOW I'M USING MY KNOWLEDGE
TO HELP STRUGGLINGCopy !req
5. SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS MAKE IT
IN THIS COMPETITIVE WORLD.Copy !req
6. THIS IS NATHAN FOR YOU.Copy !req
7. THERE'S NOTHING PEOPLE LIKE MORE
THAN BEING SCARED.Copy !req
8. - WELL, YEAH, I LIKE MY—
- WOAH!Copy !req
9. - OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
10. - THAT'S WHY,
WHEN OCTOBER SWINGS AROUND,Copy !req
11. HAUNTED HOUSES
ARE BIG BUSINESS.Copy !req
12. BRUCE STANTON IS THE OWNER
OF REIGN OF TERROR,Copy !req
13. AN ANNUAL HAUNTED HOUSE
IN THOUSAND OAKS, CALIFORNIA.Copy !req
14. - WE HAVE A PERFECT ENVIRONMENT
TO SET YOU UP TO BE SCARED.Copy !req
15. - BUT AFTER TAKING
A WALK-THROUGHCopy !req
16. OF THE SUPPOSEDLY
SCARY MANSION,Copy !req
17. I CAME OUT
LESS THAN IMPRESSED.Copy !req
18. HI.Copy !req
19. SO I TALKED TO BRUCE
ONE ON ONE ABOUT AN IDEA I HADCopy !req
20. TO HELP HIS BUSINESS.Copy !req
21. WHAT IS THE BEST PRESS
A HAUNTED HOUSE CAN GET?Copy !req
22. - THAT IT'S SO SCARY,
SOMEONE PEED THEIR PANTS.Copy !req
23. - NO.Copy !req
24. PEE IS ONE THING.Copy !req
25. I WANT YOUR HAUNTED HOUSE
TO BE SO SCARYCopy !req
26. THAT SOMEONE SUES YOU
FOR BEING TOO SCARY.Copy !req
27. - I DON'T KNOW THAT
WE WANT PEOPLE TO SUE US.Copy !req
28. - IF THE REIGN OF TERROR
WAS SUED FOR BEING TOO SCARY,Copy !req
29. THAT NEWS WOULD
ATTRACT THRILL-SEEKERSCopy !req
30. FROM AROUND THE WORLD.Copy !req
31. THE PLAN, GET CUSTOMERS TO SUE
BY MAKING THEM THINKCopy !req
32. THAT THEY'RE
REALLY GOING TO DIE.Copy !req
33. - NO, BECAUSE I THINK
THAT WILL BE GOING TOO FAR.Copy !req
34. - WELL, YOUR CURRENT APPROACH
COULD GET PRESS TOO.Copy !req
35. - YES.Copy !req
36. - BY BEING THE WORLD'S
LEAST SCARY HAUNTED HOUSE.Copy !req
37. - UH, I DON'T THINK THAT'S
THE APPROACH WE WANT, BUT—Copy !req
38. - WELL, THAT'S THE APPROACH
IT SEEMS LIKECopy !req
39. YOU'RE CURRENTLY TAKING.Copy !req
40. - NO, WE ARE A SCARY—Copy !req
41. - "REIGN OF TERROR.
WHERE PUSSIES GO TO RELAX."Copy !req
42. - OH, OKAY.Copy !req
43. - OR, "REIGN OF TERROR,
YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO DIE."Copy !req
44. - YOU MEAN IN THE HAUNTED HOUSE,
WE PAINT A PICTURECopy !req
45. THAT THEIR DEATH IS...
IMMINENT.Copy !req
46. - YES.
- OKAY.Copy !req
47. - TO SCARE PEOPLE ENOUGH
THAT THEY WOULD SUE,Copy !req
48. I EXPLAINED TO BRUCE THAT
WE NEEDED TO CONVINCE CUSTOMERSCopy !req
49. THEY SOMEHOW CONTRACTED
A DISEASE THEY'RE LIKELYCopy !req
50. TO DIE FROM.Copy !req
51. BRUCE RELUCTANTLY AGREED
TO LET ME TRY IT OUT FOR A DAY.Copy !req
52. AND AFTER A WEEK OF PREPARATION,
MY ACTORS WERE READY.Copy !req
53. IT WAS TIME FOR PEOPLE TO ENTER
THE WORLD'S SCARIESTCopy !req
54. HAUNTED HOUSE.Copy !req
55. WELL, THANKS FOR COMING
TO THE REIGN OF TERROR.Copy !req
56. - OH, WE'RE EXCITED, MAN.
- YOU'RE EXCITED?Copy !req
57. - YEAH, MAN.Copy !req
58. - I HAVE TO WARN YOU
BEFORE YOU GO IN.Copy !req
59. - OH, DANG.Copy !req
60. - THIS HAUNTED HOUSE
IS EXTREMELY SCARY.Copy !req
61. - I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
- ARE YOU SURE?Copy !req
62. - YEAH.Copy !req
63. - ALL RIGHT, WELCOME
TO THE REIGN OF TERROR.Copy !req
64. - YOU FIRST.Copy !req
65. - OOH...Copy !req
66. - MOMMY.
- HELLS...Copy !req
67. - YOU'RE MY MOMMY.Copy !req
68. - AAH!Copy !req
69. - SORRY, ONE SEC.
WHAT? WHO?Copy !req
70. WHO? HER?
- YEAH.Copy !req
71. - SORRY, CAN YOU
COME WITH ME FOR A SEC?Copy !req
72. SORRY, GUYS.Copy !req
73. WERE YOU GUYS SCARED IN THERE?
- YEAH.Copy !req
74. - SO SORRY, DID SHE
TOUCH YOU BY ANY CHANCE?Copy !req
75. OR WAS THERE A—Copy !req
76. - UM, I THINK SHE PROBABLY
TOUCHED MY NECK.Copy !req
77. - MOMMY!Copy !req
78. - LIKE, I USUALLY
WEAR MY GLASSESCopy !req
79. AND THIS TIME I DIDN'T,
AND I OVERSHOT THE GRABCopy !req
80. AND I WAS SUPPOSED
TO NOT TOUCH YOU.Copy !req
81. - WAIT, SORRY, JUST—
- SORRY.Copy !req
82. - CAN YOU GUYS
WAIT IN HERE ONE SEC?Copy !req
83. - YEAH.
- SORRY, ONE SECOND.Copy !req
84. - WHAT IS IT CALLED?
- IT'S CALLED KLEIN'S DISEASE.Copy !req
85. AND IT'S AN IMMUNITY—
- KLEIN DISEASE?Copy !req
86. - KLEIN'S DISEASE.
- SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?Copy !req
87. - SHE HAS AN AUTO-IMMUNE THING.Copy !req
88. SHE WORRIED WHEN
SHE TOUCHED YOU,Copy !req
89. SHE TRANSMITTED
SOMETHING TO YOU.Copy !req
90. - MM-HM.Copy !req
91. - SO DON'T GET FREAKED OUT
OR ANYTHING,Copy !req
92. BUT I CALLED AN AMBULANCE.Copy !req
93. PARAMEDICS ARE JUST
COMING TO MAKE SURE.Copy !req
94. THEY'LL LOOK AT YOU,
IT'S JUST PRECAUTIONARY.Copy !req
95. SO JUST HOLD TIGHT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.Copy !req
96. - NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
97. - I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD TIME
IN THE HAUNTED HOUSE.Copy !req
98. SORRY ABOUT THIS.
- IT'S ALL GOOD.Copy !req
99. - HEY, GUYS.
- HEY.Copy !req
100. - UH, JUST IN HERE.Copy !req
101. - DO YOU HAVE ANY CUTS
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?Copy !req
102. - I DON'T THINK SO.
I DON'T LOOK BACK THERE A LOT.Copy !req
103. - OKAY, DO YOU MIND
IF I JUST—Copy !req
104. WE SHOULD DEFINITELY
GET HER CHECKED OUT, IF THAT'S—Copy !req
105. - YEAH.
- "CHECKED OUT" IN WHAT WAY?Copy !req
106. - LIKE, AT A HOSPITAL
WITH A DOCTOR FOR SURE,Copy !req
107. FOR KLEIN'S.Copy !req
108. - TO MY KNOWLEDGE, IT'S
A DISEASE THAT'S PRETTY SERIOUS.Copy !req
109. BASICALLY, IF YOU'VE GOT A CUT,
AND YOU'RE TOUCHED,Copy !req
110. AND YOU HAVE ANY SORT
OF OPEN WOUND OR ANYTHING THAT,Copy !req
111. YOU KNOW, TOUCHED AN ORIFICE—
YOUR EYE, YOUR MOUTH,Copy !req
112. OR ANYTHING THAT'S OPEN
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.Copy !req
113. - JEEZ.
- YEAH.Copy !req
114. IT CAN BE CONTRACTED, SO—Copy !req
115. - IS THIS, LIKE, AIDS?
IS IT, LIKE—WORSE?Copy !req
116. - WELL, IT IS AN IMMUNE
DEFICIENCY DISEASE.Copy !req
117. - YEAH?Copy !req
118. OKAY.
- WHAT'S THAT MEAN?Copy !req
119. - HOW ARE WE DOING?Copy !req
120. - AT THIS TIME
IT'S A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE.Copy !req
121. THAT'S ALL IT IS.Copy !req
122. IT'S A FIRST STAGE,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE YOUCopy !req
123. CHECKED OUT
RIGHT HERE, OKAY?Copy !req
124. - ARE YOU A DOCTOR?
- YEAH.Copy !req
125. - ARE YOU A DOCTOR?
- I AM A DOCTOR, YES.Copy !req
126. I NEED HER TO COME OUTSIDE
WITH ME, AND WE'RE GONNA MOVE ONCopy !req
127. TO ANOTHER STAGE
WHERE THERE'S MORE DOCTORS.Copy !req
128. - WHY ARE YOU WEARING THIS SUIT?
IS IT SERIOUS?Copy !req
129. - IT'S FOR MY—YES, SIR,
IT IS SERIOUS, PLEASE.Copy !req
130. - NO! WHAT IS GOING ON?
WE ALL HAVE THIS!Copy !req
131. IF HE'S WEARING THIS,
WE ALL HAVE IT.Copy !req
132. - I UNDERSTAND THAT.
- WHAT IS THIS THING?Copy !req
133. - SIR—
- IT'S FOR MY SAFETY.Copy !req
134. - WHY DON'T WE
HAVE WHAT HE HAS?Copy !req
135. NO! WHY DOES HE
HAVE A BIOHAZARD SUIT?Copy !req
136. - NO, WAIT.
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.Copy !req
137. - NO, NO, NO.
- HOLD ON, HOLD ON.Copy !req
138. SHE'S NOT GOING NOWHERE
'TILL YOU EXPLAIN, MAN,Copy !req
139. WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN.Copy !req
140. - YEAH!
- WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
141. SHE'S NOT GOING NOWHERE.
LOOK, SHE'S TOUCHING ME.Copy !req
142. - WE'RE GONNA
WALK RIGHT OUTSIDE.Copy !req
143. LET'S WALK RIGHT OUTSIDE.
- OKAY.Copy !req
144. - I JUST WANT AN EXPLANATION,
THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING FOR.Copy !req
145. - ALL RIGHT.
- NICE.Copy !req
146. - HOPE YOU GUYS
ENJOYED THE HAUNTED HOUSE.Copy !req
147. - YOU GUYS ENJOY IT IN THERE?Copy !req
148. - THAT WAS DIFFERENT.
- WOW.Copy !req
149. - THAT WAS DIFFERENT?
- I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.Copy !req
150. - THIS RIGHT HERE IS A LAWYER.
- HELLO.Copy !req
151. - PETER—
- PETER.Copy !req
152. - PETER MARX.
- MO.Copy !req
153. - MO. AND YOU ARE?
- I'M MIRA.Copy !req
154. - MIRA.Copy !req
155. - SO IF YOU FOUND
THE HAUNTED HOUSE TOO SCARY,Copy !req
156. AND YOU WANT TO PRESS
ANY LEGAL ACTIONCopy !req
157. AGAINST THE HAUNTED HOUSE,
HE CAN TALK TO YOU—Copy !req
158. - WE CAN TALK AND SEE—
UNDER THE LAW,Copy !req
159. YOU HAVE CLAIMS FOR WHAT WE CALL
"INTENTIONAL INFLICTIONCopy !req
160. OF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS."Copy !req
161. OR EVEN "NEGLIGENT INFLICTION
OF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS."Copy !req
162. I DON'T WANT TO CREATE PROBLEMS
THAT DON'T EXIST,Copy !req
163. BUT IF YOU HAVE THOSE CONCERNS,
FEEL FREE TO CALL ME.Copy !req
164. BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO,Copy !req
165. IT'S ONLY IF YOU'RE
COMFORTABLE ABOUT IT.Copy !req
166. - AFTER RUNNING
SEVERAL MORE CUSTOMERSCopy !req
167. THROUGH MY VERSION
OF THE HAUNTED HOUSE—Copy !req
168. - HEY, MOM, IT'S JORDAN.Copy !req
169. UM, ACTUALLY I HAVE
TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL.Copy !req
170. THERE WAS SOMEBODY
WITH A DISEASE.Copy !req
171. - NOW, I'M NOT TRYING
TO CREATE A LAWSUIT HERE,Copy !req
172. I JUST—YOU HAVE CERTAIN RIGHTS
UNDER CALIFORNIA LAW.Copy !req
173. - I PAID BRUCE A VISIT
TO FOLLOW UP.Copy !req
174. WHAT DID YOU THINK?Copy !req
175. - WELL, I THINK IT'S COMPLETELY
IMPRACTICAL FOR A HAUNTED HOUSE.Copy !req
176. - BUT PEOPLE WERE SCARED.Copy !req
177. - YEAH, I DON'T KNOW,
I COULDN'T TELL.Copy !req
178. - WE HAD A LAWYER
THERE AT THE EXIT THAT THINKS,Copy !req
179. YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE
MIGHT HAVE A CASE.Copy !req
180. PETER?
DO YOU WANNA COME IN?Copy !req
181. - HELLO.
- HI, THIS IS BRUCE.Copy !req
182. - PETER.
- HE RUNS THE HAUNTED HOUSE.Copy !req
183. - NICE TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
184. SO SOME OF THESE PEOPLE
HAVE A CASE, RIGHT?Copy !req
185. - WELL, SOME OF THEM
WERE A LITTLE APPREHENSIVECopy !req
186. AND I'M NOT TRYING TO GET YOU
IN A LOT OF TROUBLE—Copy !req
187. - BUT YOU WANT TO SUE.Copy !req
188. - I WANT TO SUE FOR
LEGITIMATE CLAIMS, ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
189. - AND THIS IS
A LEGITIMATE CLAIM?Copy !req
190. - WELL, IT COULD BE.
AND, UH, WE'LL SEE.Copy !req
191. - ALL RIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT, THANKS SO MUCH.Copy !req
192. - ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
193. - WELL, I'M GLAD I—
YOU KNOW, COULD HAVE HELPEDCopy !req
194. AND DONE THIS FOR YOU.Copy !req
195. - TOOK A GOOD
HAUNTED HOUSE AND...Copy !req
196. NOT MADE IT ANY BETTER.
OKAY.Copy !req
197. - WELL, I'M TRYING
TO GET YOU PRESS.Copy !req
198. - OKAY.Copy !req
199. - IN THE END, THE SCARIEST THING
ABOUT THE HAUNTED HOUSECopy !req
200. WAS BRUCE'S TERRIBLE MANNERS.Copy !req
201. BUT WHEN SOMEONE'S RUDE TO YOU,
YOU CAN'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY.Copy !req
202. YOU JUST HAVE
TO KEEP GOING.Copy !req
203. - WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME,
YOU PROBABLY SEE A GUYCopy !req
204. WHO HAS IT ALL.Copy !req
205. BUT REALLY, THERE'S A LARGE
PART OF ME THAT'S IMMATURECopy !req
206. AND UNDER-DEVELOPED.Copy !req
207. ESPECIALLY WHEN
IT COMES TO WOMEN.Copy !req
208. EVERY GIRL I LIKED GROWING UP
REJECTED ME.Copy !req
209. AND BECAUSE OF THAT,
I'VE GROWN INTO A MANCopy !req
210. WHO'S CHRONICALLY
NERVOUS AROUND WOMEN.Copy !req
211. I'M AN EMOTIONAL MIDGET.Copy !req
212. NOW, IF SOMEONE CAME TO ME
WITH THIS PROBLEM,Copy !req
213. I'D SUGGEST IMMERSION THERAPY,
WHERE YOU OVERWHELM YOURSELFCopy !req
214. WITH YOUR FEAR IN ORDER
TO OVERCOME IT.Copy !req
215. SO TONIGHT,
TO INSPIRE YOU,Copy !req
216. I'M GOING TO ATTEMPT TO OVERCOME
MY FEAR OF THE OPPOSITE SEXCopy !req
217. BY DATING NOT ONE,
BUT TEN WOMEN AT THE SAME TIME.Copy !req
218. WISH ME LUCK.Copy !req
219. I NEEDED TO GET TEN WOMEN
TO AGREE TO DATE ME,Copy !req
220. SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EASY
TO START WITH SOMEONECopy !req
221. I WORK WITH.Copy !req
222. SO...Copy !req
223. YOU KNOW HOW I'M DOING
THE THING ON THE SHOWCopy !req
224. WHERE I'M DATING, LIKE,
TEN WOMEN AT THE SAME TIME?Copy !req
225. - YEAH.Copy !req
226. - ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP
RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
227. - YES.
- OKAY.Copy !req
228. - UM...Copy !req
229. - SO—SORRY, NEVER MIND.
I WAS STUPID TO ASK.Copy !req
230. IT DIDN'T WORK,
AND I KNEW FROM EXPERIENCECopy !req
231. THAT WOMEN JUST WOULDN'T
STOP AND TALK TO MECopy !req
232. WITHOUT AN EXCUSE.Copy !req
233. SO I FOUND ONE.Copy !req
234. EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO TRY OUR NEWCopy !req
235. BLUEBERRY-RASPBERRY SMOOTHIE?Copy !req
236. COME ON, JUST ONE?Copy !req
237. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY
ONE OF OUR NEWCopy !req
238. RASPBERRY-BLUEBERRY SMOOTHIES?Copy !req
239. UH, I'M JUST
KIDDING, ACTUALLY.Copy !req
240. I DON'T WORK HERE.
MY NAME'S NATHAN.Copy !req
241. I'M JUST DOING THIS
AS A WAY TO BREAK THE ICECopy !req
242. AND SHOW MY PERSONALITY.Copy !req
243. - OH.Copy !req
244. - I'M JUST TRYING
TO MEET PEOPLE AND—Copy !req
245. NO.Copy !req
246. I'M JUST DRINKING
MY OWN SMOOTHIECopy !req
247. THAT I BOUGHT FROM HERE.Copy !req
248. BUT I LIKE DRINKING MY SMOOTHIE
OUT OF LITTLE CUPS ON A TRAY.Copy !req
249. THAT'S HOW I LIKE
TO DRINK MY SMOOTHIE.Copy !req
250. OKAY, WELL I THINK I'M ALLOWED
TO DRINK MY SMOOTHIECopy !req
251. WHEREVER I WANT.Copy !req
252. - YOU NEED TO MOVE THIS.Copy !req
253. - HEY!
- YOU NEED TO MOVE THIS.Copy !req
254. - YOU CANNOT TOUCH MY TRAY,
THAT IS CRAZY.Copy !req
255. THE SMOOTHIE THING
WAS TOO GIMMICKY ANYWAYS,Copy !req
256. AND IT FELT THE SAME WAY
WHEN I USED A CUTE DOG.Copy !req
257. DO YOU LIKE MY DOG?
- YEAH.Copy !req
258. - SAY HI.
- HI.Copy !req
259. - BUT JUST WHEN
I WAS READY TO QUIT,Copy !req
260. IT HIT ME.Copy !req
261. I HAD A MAJOR GIRL MAGNET
AT MY DISPOSALCopy !req
262. THAT I WAS TOTALLY IGNORING.Copy !req
263. A TELEVISION CREW.Copy !req
264. IT WAS A CRAZY IDEA,
BUT MAYBE WOMEN WOULD DATE MECopy !req
265. JUST FOR THE OPPORTUNITY
TO BE ON TV.Copy !req
266. I HAD MY SOLUTION.Copy !req
267. I WAS GOING TO CREATE
A FAKE REALITY SHOWCopy !req
268. IN WHICH TEN WOMEN WOULD VIE
FOR THE HEART OF ONE MAN.Copy !req
269. ME.Copy !req
270. IT WOULD BE CALLED
THE HUNK.Copy !req
271. IT TOOK WEEKS TO PREPARE
AS WE SORTED THROUGHCopy !req
272. THE COUNTLESS SUBMISSIONS
FROM WOMEN TO MY ONLINE AD.Copy !req
273. OH, I LIKE HER.Copy !req
274. BUT PRETTY SOON WE SELECTED
THE TEN WOMEN I WOULD NEED,Copy !req
275. HIRED A HOST,
AND RENTED A MANSION.Copy !req
276. NO ONE KNEW MY SHOW
WAS FAKE, NOT EVEN THE HOST.Copy !req
277. AND IT WAS
ABOUT TO BEGIN.Copy !req
278. - I'M ANTHONY NAPOLI.Copy !req
279. TONIGHT, TEN WOMEN
WILL GATHER IN THIS HOUSECopy !req
280. TO VIE FOR THE HEART
OF ONE MAN.Copy !req
281. WILL THEY FIND LOVE?
WILL THEY FIND THEIR SOUL MATE?Copy !req
282. I'M ANTHONY NAPOLI.
THIS IS THE HUNK.Copy !req
283. - HI.
- YOU READY, NATHAN?Copy !req
284. - UH, YEAH.
YEAH, I THINK SO.Copy !req
285. - A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS?
- UM, KINDA, YEAH.Copy !req
286. - WELL, IT'S TIME
TO MEET THE WOMEN.Copy !req
287. - WHERE—WHAT
ARE YOU GONNA DO?Copy !req
288. - I'M GONNA STAND HERE,
AND I'M GONNA INTRODUCE YOUCopy !req
289. TO ALL THE WOMEN.Copy !req
290. - COULD YOU MAYBE,
UM, BE INSIDE FOR THAT?Copy !req
291. - I'LL HAVE—Copy !req
292. - JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE
VERY HANDSOME COMPARED TO ME.Copy !req
293. - I UNDERSTAND THAT, NATHAN—
- COULD YOU BE INSIDE?Copy !req
294. - I'LL HAVE TO BE HERE.Copy !req
295. - IF YOU'RE NEXT TO ME,Copy !req
296. THEY'RE GONNA
LOVE YOU MORE THAN—Copy !req
297. - NATHAN, YOU'RE THE HUNK,
I'M THE HOST.Copy !req
298. - WOMEN MUST LOVE YOU, RIGHT?
- EH...Copy !req
299. - YES?
- I GUESS THEY DO.Copy !req
300. - HOW MANY WOMEN
HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH?Copy !req
301. - EH...Copy !req
302. NOT THAT MANY.Copy !req
303. - HAVE YOU EVER HAD A THREESOME?
- I HAVE, YES.Copy !req
304. - OKAY, SO—YEAH,
GO INSIDE, PLEASE.Copy !req
305. - WOULD YOU—YOU WOULD
LIKE ME TO STEP INSIDE?Copy !req
306. - YEAH. YOU CAN'T
BE OUT HERE AT ALL.Copy !req
307. - NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY, CAN YOU GO INSIDE?Copy !req
308. - SURE.
- OKAY. THANK YOU.Copy !req
309. I REALIZED TOO LATE
THAT HIRING A HANDSOME HOSTCopy !req
310. WAS A BAD IDEA.Copy !req
311. BUT EVEN WITH TONY IN THE HOUSE,
WHEN THE WOMEN ARRIVED,Copy !req
312. I GOT SUPER-NERVOUS.Copy !req
313. - HI, I'M EMILY.
NICE TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
314. - OH, NATHAN.
NICE TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
315. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
- YEAH.Copy !req
316. - SO EXCITING.
- YEAH. IT IS, HUH?Copy !req
317. - YEAH.
- YEAH.Copy !req
318. - THIS IS FUN.Copy !req
319. - YEAH.Copy !req
320. - YEAH.
- TOTALLY, UM...Copy !req
321. - UM...Copy !req
322. - IT WAS SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
- YEAH, OKAY.Copy !req
323. - THANKS.Copy !req
324. - UM, DO YOU WANT TO GO—
WE COULD TALK MORE AFTER.Copy !req
325. - YEAH, SURE.
- YEAH, JUST—Copy !req
326. - ALL RIGHT, COOL.Copy !req
327. - FOR THE FIRST BIT,
JUST SAYING HI.Copy !req
328. - YEAH.Copy !req
329. - EVEN THOUGH
I WAS NERVOUS AT FIRST—Copy !req
330. - I LOVE A MAN
IN A GOOD SUIT.Copy !req
331. - OH, OKAY.
- MM-HM.Copy !req
332. - THAT'S NICE.Copy !req
333. AS I MET MORE AND MORE
OF THE WOMEN,Copy !req
334. I FOUND MY CONFIDENCE GROWING.Copy !req
335. WE HAVE SNACKS INSIDE
AND STUFF, TOO.Copy !req
336. WE EAT PRETTY GOOD.
- AWESOME.Copy !req
337. - THIS WAS ALL SO COOL, 'CAUSE
IT WAS JUST LIKE THE BACHELOR.Copy !req
338. - I REALLY LIKE GUYS WHO HAVE
BLACK HAIR AND WHITE SKIN.Copy !req
339. IT'S, LIKE, MY—
- YOU DON'T LIKE, UH—Copy !req
340. - BLONDS?
- LIKE BLACK GUYS, OR—Copy !req
341. - UM, I JUST—Copy !req
342. - WELL, WE'LL TALK MORE INSIDE.
- OKAY.Copy !req
343. - I HAD NEVER HAD THIS MUCH
ATTENTION IN MY LIFE,Copy !req
344. AND THE ONLY THING
I HAD TO DO TO ATTRACT THEMCopy !req
345. WAS TO CREATE A FAKE SHOW.Copy !req
346. THE LOGIC DIDN'T
REALLY MAKE SENSE TO ME,Copy !req
347. BUT IT WAS WORKING,Copy !req
348. AND I WAS GONNA
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THISCopy !req
349. TO TRY TO GET OVER
MY NERVOUSNESS AROUND WOMEN.Copy !req
350. - LADIES...Copy !req
351. I'M YOUR HOST,
ANTHONY NAPOLI.Copy !req
352. NOW IS YOUR CHANCE
TO MINGLE AND GET TO KNOWCopy !req
353. YOUR HUNK, NATHAN.Copy !req
354. ARE YOU GONNA GO UP THERE?Copy !req
355. WHERE YOU GONNA BE?Copy !req
356. - YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE AGAIN?
- YEAH.Copy !req
357. MAYBE GO INTO THE ROOM?
- YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?Copy !req
358. - NO.Copy !req
359. - YOU WANT ME
TO LEAVE THE ROOM AGAIN?Copy !req
360. - YEAH.
- UP HERE?Copy !req
361. - SURE.
- ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
362. - ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
363. LET'S GET THIS
PARTY STARTED, HUH?Copy !req
364. - YES! OH!
- OHH.Copy !req
365. OHH...Copy !req
366. - WHAT DID YOU GUYS
THINK OF THE HOST?Copy !req
367. HE WAS SAYING HE HAD
A THREESOME—HE WAS SAYING.Copy !req
368. - WHAT?
- YEAH.Copy !req
369. - REALLY?
- YEAH, WITH TWO GUYS.Copy !req
370. - WITH TWO GUYS?
- YEAH.Copy !req
371. I'M, LIKE, "OKAY,
THANKS FOR TELLING ME THAT.Copy !req
372. I DON'T REALLY
WANT TO KNOW."Copy !req
373. - YEAH.Copy !req
374. - I MEAN—
- SO WEIRD.Copy !req
375. - I WAS HAVING FUN
DATING ALL THE WOMEN.Copy !req
376. BUT I BEGAN TO FIND IT HARD
TO TELL IF THEY REALLY LIKED MECopy !req
377. OR HAD OTHER MOTIVATIONS
FOR BEING HERE.Copy !req
378. - WELL, I'M WORKING
ON MY ALBUM RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
379. MY CHRISTIAN MUSIC ALBUM.
- OKAY.Copy !req
380. - YEAH.
- CAN I HEAR A SONG OR...Copy !req
381. MY ALBUM IS COMING OUT
THIS YEAR, SO...Copy !req
382. MY NAME IS L.A.Copy !req
383. MY ALBUM IS GONNA
BE CALLED L.A.X.Copy !req
384. AND IT'S GONNA
BE COMING OUT THIS YEAR.Copy !req
385. MY TWITTER IS @LA—Copy !req
386. - AND I WAS SOON REMINDED
THAT MOST OF THESE GIRLSCopy !req
387. WERE JUST HERE
TO BE ON TV.Copy !req
388. SO I TRIED MY BEST
TO FIND OUT HOW THESE WOMENCopy !req
389. TRULY FELT ABOUT ME.Copy !req
390. DO YOU LIKE ME?Copy !req
391. - YEAH.
- UM, DO YOU LOVE ME?Copy !req
392. - OH, GOD!
I CAN'T—THAT'S SUCH—Copy !req
393. HOW CAN I TELL THE FIRST—Copy !req
394. UH, LOVE, I NEED TO LEARN
THE PERSON FIRST OF COURSE.Copy !req
395. YEAH.Copy !req
396. - I MEAN, I'D HATE
TO ELIMINATE YOU SO SOON.Copy !req
397. SO MAYBE I SHOULD ASK AGAIN.
- OH, DO I LOVE YOU?Copy !req
398. - YEAH.
- I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
399. - BUT YOU DO?
- I DO.Copy !req
400. I LIKE HIM.
HE'S A REALLY NICE PERSON.Copy !req
401. BUT, YEAH,
I LOVE HIM, SO...Copy !req
402. - BUT AS THE NIGHT WENT ON,
I REALIZED IT DIDN'T MATTERCopy !req
403. WHY THEY WERE HERE.Copy !req
404. WE WERE BOTH
GETTING WHAT WE WANTED.Copy !req
405. I GOT TO WORK THROUGH
MY NERVOUSNESS AROUND WOMEN—Copy !req
406. SORRY, I'M KIND OF SHAKING.
- DON'T BE NERVOUS.Copy !req
407. DON'T BE NERVOUS,
THAT'S SO CUTE.Copy !req
408. - AND THEY
GOT TO BE ON TV.Copy !req
409. - I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE EVERYONE
INTRODUCED TO KANGEN WATER.Copy !req
410. THIS WATER IS ONE OF
THE BEST WATERS OUT THERE.Copy !req
411. IT HAS A PH OF 9.5.Copy !req
412. - I'D NEVER BEEN
THAT GOOD OF A FLIRT,Copy !req
413. BUT I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY
TO PRACTICE WITH SO MANYCopy !req
414. BEAUTIFUL GIRLS.Copy !req
415. YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES
AND BEAUTIFUL LIPS,Copy !req
416. AND LOVELY HAIR,
AND YOUR STYLE IS...Copy !req
417. WONDERFUL.Copy !req
418. - OH... THANKS, NATE.Copy !req
419. - SO TELL ME YOUR
DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRET.Copy !req
420. - MY DEEPEST,
DARKEST SECRET IS...Copy !req
421. I DON'T LIKE WEARING SOCKS.Copy !req
422. - THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
423. BUT AS THE NIGHT PROGRESSED...Copy !req
424. - OH, COOL.Copy !req
425. - MAGIC.Copy !req
426. MY FLIRTING SKILLS
DRASTICALLY IMPROVED.Copy !req
427. - DO YOU RIDE MOTORCYCLES?
I MEAN—Copy !req
428. - I DON'T RIDE A MOTORCYCLE,
BUT I AM A BIT OF A BAD BOY.Copy !req
429. BUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
I WOULD HAVE NEVER EXPECTED.Copy !req
430. - I LIKE MOTORCYCLES, ACTUALLY.
DO YOU RIDE MOTORCYCLES?Copy !req
431. - I DON'T RIDE A MOTORCYCLE,
BUT I AM A BIT OF A BAD BOY.Copy !req
432. OH, OKAY.Copy !req
433. THAT MIGHT BE JUST—
I MEAN, WE'VE ONLY BEEN TALKINGCopy !req
434. FOR A FEW MINUTES.Copy !req
435. WE MIGHT BE MOVING JUST
A LITTLE BIT FAST FOR ME.Copy !req
436. I JUST PREFER TO TAKE
THINGS A LITTLE SLOWER.Copy !req
437. MM, NO.Copy !req
438. IT'S STILL TOO SOON.Copy !req
439. WE NEED TO TAKE THINGS SLOW.
WE JUST MET.Copy !req
440. - IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
441. - IN THAT MOMENT,
EVERYTHING CHANGED.Copy !req
442. I WASN'T READY TO MOVE
AS QUICK AS SHE WAS,Copy !req
443. BUT I FINALLY KNEW WHAT IT WAS
LIKE TO HAVE A WOMAN COME TO ME.Copy !req
444. I REALIZED I DIDN'T
HAVE TO DO CRAZY STUNTSCopy !req
445. TO GET WOMEN TO LIKE ME,
I JUST HAD TO BE MYSELF...Copy !req
446. INSIDE A $5,000-PER-NIGHT
MANSIONCopy !req
447. WITH A TV CREW FILMING ME.Copy !req
448. BUT FOR A GUY LIKE ME,
WHO'S GONE THROUGHCopy !req
449. AN ENTIRE LIFETIME
OF REJECTION,Copy !req
450. KNOWING THAT I WAS DESIRABLE
WAS ALL I NEEDED TO NO LONGERCopy !req
451. BE NERVOUS AROUND WOMEN.Copy !req
452. I HAD ACCOMPLISHED MY GOAL.Copy !req
453. SO I GATHERED ALL THE WOMEN
TO TELL THEMCopy !req
454. THAT THE SHOW WAS OVER.Copy !req
455. I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED MY GOAL,
AND THAT MEANS UNFORTUNATELYCopy !req
456. THERE'S NO LONGER A REASON
FOR THIS SHOW, THE HUNK,Copy !req
457. TO CONTINUE.Copy !req
458. ARE YOU SERIOUS?Copy !req
459. - QUESTION.Copy !req
460. SO YOU REALLY—
YOU REALLY—Copy !req
461. UM, DID YOU GET YOUR—Copy !req
462. YOU GOT—
YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTEDCopy !req
463. FROM DATING ALL THE GIRLS?Copy !req
464. YOU GOT YOUR FEAR MET?Copy !req
465. - UM, I THINK—Copy !req
466. I THINK IT HELPED ME
OVERCOME IT, YES.Copy !req
467. WHY?Copy !req
468. - I'M JUST WONDERING.Copy !req
469. - BUT OTHERS
WERE HAPPY FOR ME.Copy !req
470. THANK YOU.
- YEAH.Copy !req
471. - I HAD ACCOMPLISHED
WHAT I SET OUT TO DO,Copy !req
472. BUT THERE WAS STILL
ONE THING I HAD TO MAKE RIGHT.Copy !req
473. EARLIER, TONY SHARED
A PERSONAL STORY WITH ME.Copy !req
474. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A THREESOME?
- I HAVE, YES.Copy !req
475. - AND I ACCIDENTALLY
TOLD IT TO SOME OF THE WOMEN.Copy !req
476. HE WAS SAYING HE HAD
A THREESOME WITH TWO GUYS.Copy !req
477. - WITH TWO GUYS?
- YEAH.Copy !req
478. AND NOW I WANTED
TO APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
479. I'M REALIZING NOW,
PERHAPS IT WAS WRONGCopy !req
480. TO BRING UP TONY'S
PERSONAL EXPERIENCE HE HADCopy !req
481. IN THE COMFORT OF HIS OWN HOME
WITH TWO MEN.Copy !req
482. - I ALREADY HEARD THE STORY.
- YEAH. YEAH, THE THREESOME.Copy !req
483. - HIM WITH TWO GUYS?
- YEAH.Copy !req
484. - OH, BUT NOT
WITH TWO GUYS.Copy !req
485. - WELL, WAS IT
ONE GUY, ONE GIRL?Copy !req
486. OR WAS IT TWO GIRLS?
- NAH.Copy !req
487. - WHY IS THAT IMPORTANT?
- EXACTLY. THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.Copy !req
488. - AND EVEN IF HE DID,
IT'S HIS OWN BUSINESS.Copy !req
489. - YEAH, WE DON'T CARE.
- YEAH, WE DON'T CARE.Copy !req
490. - YEAH.
- IT'S ALL GOOD.Copy !req
491. - SO I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT,Copy !req
492. AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
ANY HARD FEELINGS—Copy !req
493. - NO HARD FEELINGS.
- BETWEEN US.Copy !req
494. - YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
495. - YOUR FEARS ARE ALL GONE?Copy !req
496. - HE'S A GREAT GUY.
HE REALLY IS.Copy !req
497. - FROM WHAT
YOU KNOW OF.Copy !req
498. - OH, YOU'RE NOT?
- NO, I'M A GREAT GUY.Copy !req
499. - WHY'D YOU SAY,
"FROM WHAT YOU KNOW OF"?Copy !req
500. - WELL, FROM
WHAT YOU KNOW OF ME.Copy !req
501. - YEAH, BUT I JUST
CALLED YOU A GREAT GUY.Copy !req
502. WHY ARE YOU
ARGUING AGAINST THAT?Copy !req
503. - ARE YOU A GOOD GUY?Copy !req
504. - AS THE WOMEN WERE LEAVING,
I FELT CONFIDENT IN MYSELF,Copy !req
505. KNOWING THAT IF I EVER
WANTED TO FIND LOVE—Copy !req
506. THANK YOU.Copy !req
507. I COULD JUST CREATE A FAKE
REALITY SHOW ALL OVER AGAIN.Copy !req
508. - AHH!Copy !req
509. WERE YOU SCARED?Copy !req
510. - I BUILT THE
HAUNTED HOUSE,Copy !req
511. SO I KNOW WHERE
EVERYTHING IS, SO...Copy !req
512. - SO, YES?
- SO, NO.Copy !req
513. - OH.Copy !req
514. ALL RIGHT... PRETTY GOOD.Copy !req