1. - Oh, what are you guys doing,Copy !req
2. you're supposed to be
helping me crunch numbersCopy !req
3. for that navigational plot thing.Copy !req
4. - I'm not going back, Jim.Copy !req
5. - Oh, come on, not this again.Copy !req
6. You guys, I've been waiting!Copy !req
7. - I'm in love, Jim.Copy !req
8. - Hi everybody, welcome
to the satellite of love.Copy !req
9. I'm Joel Robertson.Copy !req
10. If you haven't already noticed,Copy !req
11. my bots Tom Servo and CrowCopy !req
12. seem to be obsessing on theCopy !req
13. Elias Sandoval episode of Star Trek.Copy !req
14. - I like it here on
Omicron Seti three, Jim.Copy !req
15. - It really is wonderful
here, Captain Kirk.Copy !req
16. - Five seconds
to commercial sign.Copy !req
17. Can I be of any help, Joel.Copy !req
18. - No, I just have to get 'em mad,Copy !req
19. and then they seem to snap out of it.Copy !req
20. You're incapable of feeling love Spock.Copy !req
21. - I would not say such
things if I were you, Jim.Copy !req
22. - You belong in the circus Spock,Copy !req
23. right next to the dog face boy.Copy !req
24. - That's enough, Captain.Copy !req
25. - We'll be right back.Copy !req
26. - Give us a kiss.Copy !req
27. - But does she know what
she's getting, Spock?Copy !req
28. Your mother was a computer,Copy !req
29. and your father was an encyclopedia.Copy !req
30. - My mother was a teacher
and my father an ambassador.Copy !req
31. - Knock it off, you two!Copy !req
32. Ant Dem and Lemon are calling.Copy !req
33. - Now remember,
Hobie, you stay awayCopy !req
34. from the kids down by the liquor store.Copy !req
35. - Hey!Copy !req
36. - Baywatch can wait for now, Frank.Copy !req
37. With the money we earn
from this week's invention,Copy !req
38. we won't have to watch Baywatch.Copy !req
39. We'll be able to live it.Copy !req
40. - So that means I can be
just like David Hasselhoff.Copy !req
41. I'd better practice sucking in my gut!Copy !req
42. - You're one to talk, eh Frank.Copy !req
43. - Ha ha ha ha ha ha, hey!Copy !req
44. - Well, boobie, our invention this weekCopy !req
45. is based on those new
high-priced TVs that allow youCopy !req
46. to check out several other
channels on those small screens,Copy !req
47. while you watch one
program on the big screen.Copy !req
48. Our invention does that one better.Copy !req
49. You see, it actually allows youCopy !req
50. to check out and see
what you would be doingCopy !req
51. in your life at that momentCopy !req
52. if you weren't at home watching TV.Copy !req
53. It's called the u-view.Copy !req
54. Check it out, Frank.Copy !req
55. - The price is $180Copy !req
56. coming to you for only $29.Copy !req
57. Quantities are limited.Copy !req
58. - Hey!Copy !req
59. It's a beautiful, bright, sunny day out.Copy !req
60. What's this?Copy !req
61. Michele Pfeiffer, Debra
Winger, and Holly HunterCopy !req
62. are motioning for me to come overCopy !req
63. and join them in a game of Touch football?Copy !req
64. Wow!Copy !req
65. They needed a fourth playerCopy !req
66. and I just happened along, wow!Copy !req
67. Hey!Copy !req
68. That's Elvis Costello!Copy !req
69. He just happened to walk by and he's,Copy !req
70. looks like he is asking us
to come over to his houseCopy !req
71. to hear some new songs he's working on.Copy !req
72. Wow, so that's what would have happenedCopy !req
73. if I had gone out today.Copy !req
74. Boy I'm really glad ICopy !req
75. stayed inside toCopy !req
76. watchCopy !req
77. Baywatch.Copy !req
78. - Let me try that.Copy !req
79. I'm sitting in a Perkins
looking at a menu.Copy !req
80. Well that doesn't seem to be
like I'm missing anything.Copy !req
81. Whoa, Henry Kissinger and
Richard Nixon are surelyCopy !req
82. approaching my table.Copy !req
83. They are shaking my hands,
patting me on the back.Copy !req
84. Henry is giving me a Kissinger
and associates sweatshirt.Copy !req
85. Nixon is, what is he doing?Copy !req
86. He's pointing at the menu.Copy !req
87. Ah, he's recommending the club sandwich.Copy !req
88. Oh, I do love this, Frank,Copy !req
89. but not as much as I love sitting
at home watching Baywatch.Copy !req
90. - Oh, no!Copy !req
91. I'm in big trouble!Copy !req
92. I never should have hung out with the kidsCopy !req
93. down by the liquor store.Copy !req
94. - Well, Sirs, our invention may look likeCopy !req
95. just an ordinary Weber Grill,Copy !req
96. but it's much, much more than that.Copy !req
97. - Yes, it's the Andrew Lloyd Weber Grill.Copy !req
98. - Yeah, everybody, come and get it.Copy !req
99. I got a whole ream of
Andrew Lloyd Weber scores,Copy !req
100. and they are all ready to barbecue.Copy !req
101. - Yes, now you can take
out your aggression onCopy !req
102. the theater world's most
inescapable troll-like composer.Copy !req
103. - Just stick any of his
many overblown scoresCopy !req
104. in the Andrew Lloyd Weber Grill,Copy !req
105. and they'll burn quickly and efficiently.Copy !req
106. - Whether it's Cats or
Phantom of the Opera,Copy !req
107. Starlight Express or Evita.Copy !req
108. - Hey, wait, I kinda like Evita.Copy !req
109. - No time for sentiment, Joel.Copy !req
110. We've got to burn Aspects
of Love and Chess.Copy !req
111. - Wait a minute!Copy !req
112. Andrew Lloyd Weber didn't write Chess.Copy !req
113. It was Tim Rice and those guys from ABBA.Copy !req
114. - Oh, I think the Andrew Lloyd Weber GrillCopy !req
115. can handle them.Copy !req
116. And we might as well
bring the score to Annie,Copy !req
117. while we are at it.Copy !req
118. - Hey, what do you think, Sirs.Copy !req
119. - Oh, man!Copy !req
120. Elvis is holding up a picture ofCopy !req
121. Andrew Lloyd Weber and making fun of it.Copy !req
122. Holly, Debra, Michelle and
I are having a good laughCopy !req
123. at his expense, we're having a great time.Copy !req
124. Why did I stay inside today?Copy !req
125. Why, why, why?Copy !req
126. Oh, wow, McKenna's Gold is on!Copy !req
127. - Well, Joel your experiment this weekCopy !req
128. will make you wish you were singing duetsCopy !req
129. with Patty LuPone at
Mandy Patinkin's house.Copy !req
130. It's an experiment in
patting from Roger Corman,Copy !req
131. and it's called Swamp Diamonds.Copy !req
132. But first, a short film calledCopy !req
133. 'What to do on a Date?'Copy !req
134. You should be able to relate
to that, will you Frank?Copy !req
135. - Shhh.Copy !req
136. - Alright, who wants an overture?Copy !req
137. - I do.Copy !req
138. - I need to know what not to do on a date.Copy !req
139. - I should have a PHD in dating.Copy !req
140. - No, no, this is like having
your mom tell you about sex.Copy !req
141. - These two are on a date?Copy !req
142. - No no no no.Copy !req
143. - This is a story
about what to do on a date.Copy !req
144. - Goofus and gallant?Copy !req
145. - It begins
one early summer afternoon.Copy !req
146. It begins with Jeff.Copy !req
147. - Good one, Jeff.Copy !req
148. - And Kay.Copy !req
149. - And a human ear.Copy !req
150. - And Nick.Copy !req
151. - I meant to do that.Copy !req
152. - Bye, Nick!Copy !req
153. What a loser.Copy !req
154. - Of course
you may not have a problemCopy !req
155. about what to do on a date.Copy !req
156. But Nick, well, he has
a real dating problem.Copy !req
157. If he took Kay out on a date,Copy !req
158. what would they do?Copy !req
159. Where would they go?Copy !req
160. - Dead ass!Copy !req
161. - No you can't eject puberty.Copy !req
162. It has to happen over time.Copy !req
163. - Just a minute, Jeff.Copy !req
164. I'll get my tennis racket.Copy !req
165. - Okay, Nick, but hurry.Copy !req
166. - Now, Jeff, would you quit stalking me?Copy !req
167. - Bet he wishes he had a
life, man what a loser!Copy !req
168. - My God!Copy !req
169. Kay's been missing since last February!Copy !req
170. - Hey, what about asking Kay to comeCopy !req
171. to the community center with us on Friday,Copy !req
172. to fix up that scavenger sale.Copy !req
173. We can make it a double date.Copy !req
174. - You looked in my book, didn't you?Copy !req
175. - What!Copy !req
176. - You heard what I said.Copy !req
177. - Take a girl on a date?Copy !req
178. Helping to save the scavenger sale?Copy !req
179. Is it?Copy !req
180. - Why not?Copy !req
181. - On a first date?Copy !req
182. - First date?Copy !req
183. - Yeah, Kay is a swell girl.Copy !req
184. I was thinking of calling her.Copy !req
185. Maybe ask her to the show Friday.Copy !req
186. Good picture, wagon train.Copy !req
187. - Well, hurry up and call her.Copy !req
188. Let's get going.Copy !req
189. I still have to get my things.Copy !req
190. - Call her now?Copy !req
191. - Sure!Copy !req
192. You know the number, don't you?Copy !req
193. - Okay.Copy !req
194. - But I have a forever plaid audition.Copy !req
195. - I'm kidding, I'm
kidding, hang up the phone.Copy !req
196. - With each dial, he
comes closer and closerCopy !req
197. to the most humiliating
moment of his life.Copy !req
198. - What if she says no?Copy !req
199. - She will.Copy !req
200. - Hello, Kay?Copy !req
201. - No.Copy !req
202. - This is Nick Baxter.Copy !req
203. - No.Copy !req
204. - Oh, hello, Nick.Copy !req
205. How are you?Copy !req
206. - I hurt inside.Copy !req
207. - Fine, thanks.Copy !req
208. Say, Kay, this Friday,
would you like to seeCopy !req
209. Wagon Train at the movies?Copy !req
210. - I didn't think so, bye.Copy !req
211. - Oh, sorry, Nick.Copy !req
212. I suppose you've got your
mind made up to see it?Copy !req
213. - You've seen it?Copy !req
214. She's already seen it.Copy !req
215. - Hang up.Copy !req
216. - Well ask her about the scavenger sale.Copy !req
217. Go ahead.Copy !req
218. - Kay, you wouldn't want to
help get the scavenger saleCopy !req
219. ready at the community center, would you?Copy !req
220. - How many ways can I say no?Copy !req
221. - I've been hearing about that.Copy !req
222. Yes, I'd like to very much.Copy !req
223. - Is it okay if I bring
my boyfriend, Dave?Copy !req
224. - You would?Copy !req
225. Alright.Copy !req
226. I'll club for you then.Copy !req
227. About seven?Copy !req
228. Bye.Copy !req
229. - I better change my pants.Copy !req
230. - I sure didn't think she'd goCopy !req
231. to a place like that for a date.Copy !req
232. - With a loser like me.Copy !req
233. - Where's my racket?Copy !req
234. - I should spank myself.Copy !req
235. - Oh, ready?Copy !req
236. - You know, you'd better
think some more, fellow,Copy !req
237. about what to do on a date.Copy !req
238. - She said yes, okay?Copy !req
239. - Do you think we'll have a good time?Copy !req
240. - What do you suppose I'll have to do?Copy !req
241. - Oh, yeah, who wouldn't have a good time?Copy !req
242. - Erin Copeland throws a party.Copy !req
243. - So, you may not have thoughtCopy !req
244. of this sort of thing as
a place to take a date.Copy !req
245. But it looks like it could be fun.Copy !req
246. - Doesn't it?Copy !req
247. Doesn't it?Copy !req
248. - Boy, this is fun, with the huge lampsCopy !req
249. and the festoonery.Copy !req
250. - This party is getting out of control!Copy !req
251. - A group,
doing things together.Copy !req
252. - Hurts.Copy !req
253. - Pretty good
idea, for a first date.Copy !req
254. Plenty to do, plenty of people to talk to.Copy !req
255. - Plenty of opportunities
to screw up big time.Copy !req
256. - But let's see
if Nick and Kay are enjoying.Copy !req
257. - No amount of dust could make
this thing look any older.Copy !req
258. - Boy that is an old timer.Copy !req
259. - The dust comment proves to beCopy !req
260. a major miscalculation on Kay's part.Copy !req
261. - It is an old timer.Copy !req
262. What was I thinking?Copy !req
263. Stupid, stupid, stupid.Copy !req
264. - Kay's worked on the kill floor,Copy !req
265. she knows where to deliver the blow.Copy !req
266. - Can you help me put this sign up?Copy !req
267. - Oh, sure.Copy !req
268. - Sure, I'll do everything.Copy !req
269. This relationship is suffocating me.Copy !req
270. - I can't quite reach that.Copy !req
271. - How's this?Copy !req
272. - Look at this gangly oaf.Copy !req
273. - Oh, ow, son of a.Copy !req
274. - Say, Kay—Copy !req
275. - Will you marry me?Copy !req
276. - Are you having a good time?Copy !req
277. - Of course, I am.Copy !req
278. I'm glad you thought of coming here.Copy !req
279. - So am I.Copy !req
280. - I remember when I was that age.Copy !req
281. - Yes, it was a good idea.Copy !req
282. - Oh, Kay, how about helping
with refreshments for the day.Copy !req
283. - Alright.Copy !req
284. - The crips or the bloods?Copy !req
285. - See you later.Copy !req
286. - Oh, yeah, sure.Copy !req
287. - Sorry it didn't work out.Copy !req
288. - Got anymore tacks?Copy !req
289. - I think they are over there by the door.Copy !req
290. - I gotta cut him loose.Copy !req
291. - Yes, it was
a good idea to come here—Copy !req
292. - At first.Copy !req
293. - How does
Jeff get ideas like that?Copy !req
294. - From the voices inside his head.Copy !req
295. - What's this?Copy !req
296. Maybe this is where Jeff gets ideas.Copy !req
297. - The lunch menu?Copy !req
298. - A list of coming activities.Copy !req
299. A bike trip.Copy !req
300. That could be a lot of fun.Copy !req
301. A chance to do things with a group,Copy !req
302. to get acquainted.Copy !req
303. - Now is this fantasy?Copy !req
304. - It does
look like a good time.Copy !req
305. If your partner likes it.Copy !req
306. - That's a big if.Copy !req
307. - One bad idea could mean
the end of your relationship.Copy !req
308. - Would Kay enjoy a bike trip?Copy !req
309. Or a weenie roast?Copy !req
310. - Nick, no!Copy !req
311. - Another group date,Copy !req
312. a chance to learn the give and takeCopy !req
313. of working and playing together.Copy !req
314. Not much arranging needed,Copy !req
315. not much expense,Copy !req
316. and that could be important.Copy !req
317. Could be a fine date,
if Kay would like it.Copy !req
318. - Kay, Kay, Kay, what about my needs?Copy !req
319. - You could
go to a baseball game.Copy !req
320. A date that's not too involved,Copy !req
321. one you can carry through comfortably.Copy !req
322. - Look, Nick strikes out.Copy !req
323. - And there are all sortsCopy !req
324. of other sports events.Copy !req
325. Inexpensive dates, most of them.Copy !req
326. Swimming meets, for example.Copy !req
327. - Are very dull.Copy !req
328. - You can
find many good ideas.Copy !req
329. - Hey, our luggage is here, woo!Copy !req
330. - Dates that
give you a good chanceCopy !req
331. to get acquainted.Copy !req
332. And dates that you don't have toCopy !req
333. worry too much about in advance.Copy !req
334. - Nick, snap out of it.Copy !req
335. - It was a good
idea, coming here tonight.Copy !req
336. Double dating with Jeff and Phyllis.Copy !req
337. - But mostly Jeff.Copy !req
338. - When all
four are good friendsCopy !req
339. and enjoy the same things,Copy !req
340. double dates can be lots of fun.Copy !req
341. Or you can ask Kay to go
on dates with you alone,Copy !req
342. if you plan for what she enjoys.Copy !req
343. - What are you doing over there?Copy !req
344. - Be right there—Copy !req
345. - Oh, I thought you were
talking to me, sorry.Copy !req
346. Awkward!Copy !req
347. - Fine thing.Copy !req
348. As soon as Kay is around the supervisor,Copy !req
349. you go off in a vacation.Copy !req
350. - You know what, maestro?Copy !req
351. I don't think your date
ideas are so original.Copy !req
352. - What?Copy !req
353. - About what to do on a date, I mean.Copy !req
354. - Oh, sorry.Copy !req
355. - What I'd like to know isCopy !req
356. how can you figure out what a girlCopy !req
357. would like to do.Copy !req
358. A certain girl, I mean.Copy !req
359. - Well, you might ask her.Copy !req
360. - Oh, I should have thought of that.Copy !req
361. - Yeah, Nick's looking for you.Copy !req
362. - Oh, jeez!Copy !req
363. Hide me!Copy !req
364. - Is he good company?Copy !req
365. He always seems so quiet.Copy !req
366. - We get along alright.Copy !req
367. He's got a good sense of humor.Copy !req
368. We haven't run out of things to say yet.Copy !req
369. - You will.Copy !req
370. - He's kind of cute.Copy !req
371. You gonna date him again.Copy !req
372. - I don't know.Copy !req
373. Besides, he hasn't asked me.Copy !req
374. - George!Copy !req
375. - Get out of here!Copy !req
376. - I'm hungry!Copy !req
377. - You wanna do something.Copy !req
378. Take the Cokes out there.Copy !req
379. - Why can't Nick be fun like George is?Copy !req
380. - Come and get it everybody!Copy !req
381. - The sensuous pagan ritual begins.Copy !req
382. - Hi stranger.Copy !req
383. - I've decided to come out of hiding.Copy !req
384. - Is she Salman Rushdie?Copy !req
385. - You made the sandwiches?Copy !req
386. - Nick, other people have to eat too.Copy !req
387. - Oh, Nick, you take
me to the best places!Copy !req
388. - Oh, Nicky got back!Copy !req
389. - Your table, madame.Copy !req
390. - Thank you, sir.Copy !req
391. - Boy, they're a regular
Tracy and Hepburn up thereCopy !req
392. looking over there.Copy !req
393. - This is fun, isn't it?Copy !req
394. - You sure you like to
do things like this?Copy !req
395. - Sure.Copy !req
396. - Why do you laugh at me, Nick?Copy !req
397. - I thought all girls wanted fellasCopy !req
398. to take them to fancy places,Copy !req
399. and spend lots of money.Copy !req
400. - Not this girl.Copy !req
401. - Do you know, I sorta
like things like this too.Copy !req
402. You won't laugh?Copy !req
403. I like to go on bicycle trips, too.Copy !req
404. You?Copy !req
405. - And miniature golf too, I think.Copy !req
406. - Yeah, and weenie
roasts, and square dances.Copy !req
407. - And baseball games and taffy pole.Copy !req
408. I think they are swell.Copy !req
409. - Say, you like to do
lots of things, don't you?Copy !req
410. - Hey, you read the list, too!Copy !req
411. - Say, Kay, next Friday,
there's going to beCopy !req
412. a weenie roast, or there
will be a bowling partyCopy !req
413. if you'd rather do that—Copy !req
414. - It won't work, Nick.Copy !req
415. - Or we could go the band concert.Copy !req
416. - Well, I'd enjoy going to
the weenie roast, very much.Copy !req
417. - With someone else.Copy !req
418. - Unless you'd rather go bowling.Copy !req
419. - No, I'd rather go to the weenie roast.Copy !req
420. - Let's not fight, Nick,
it's our first date.Copy !req
421. - If Jeff goes with Phyllis,
we could double date with them.Copy !req
422. - Hey, Nick, come on,Copy !req
423. we're going to break open the ice cream.Copy !req
424. - Okay, be right there.Copy !req
425. - Ice cream?Copy !req
426. I love this party!Copy !req
427. - Friday?Copy !req
428. - Yes, Nick.Copy !req
429. It's a date.Copy !req
430. - Hey guys, what's a weenie roast?Copy !req
431. - Yes, there are
lots of things to do on dates.Copy !req
432. If you know how to look for them,Copy !req
433. if you plan them with
the other person in mind,Copy !req
434. and if you really try to make
sure each date is a good time.Copy !req
435. If you do these things, you'll
know what to do on your date.Copy !req
436. - But if you're an AV
geek, don't kid yourself.Copy !req
437. - Had this been an actual date,Copy !req
438. you would have been
instructed where to go.Copy !req
439. - So I guess the
sculptors and the paintersCopy !req
440. got together and did this thing.Copy !req
441. - Yeah, but you gotta watch
out for those access artists.Copy !req
442. - Yeah.Copy !req
443. - The bassoon will be
played by Marie Windsor.Copy !req
444. - Wait, really perky music here.Copy !req
445. - Oh Touch Conners, I
don't think I want to.Copy !req
446. - The credits were done
by a black velvet artist.Copy !req
447. - Camille Claudelle.Copy !req
448. - Introducing, and saying
goodbye to Jil Jarmyn.Copy !req
449. - Is that supposed to be an exampleCopy !req
450. of my headache pains?Copy !req
451. - Night Gallery, the lost episodes.Copy !req
452. - I know, these are JJ's
good times paintings.Copy !req
453. - Oh, women in cell block H.Copy !req
454. - I feel like i should take
Prozac after hearing this music.Copy !req
455. - Oh, Roger Corman, this is
gonna go down hard, guys.Copy !req
456. - To be like the Corman.Copy !req
457. To live like the Corman.Copy !req
458. - It's a Pink Panther movie!Copy !req
459. - Whatever it is, it's got
a pretty lousy animation.Copy !req
460. - Apparently they've seen
the how to date short.Copy !req
461. - Well, there goes the PTA conga line.Copy !req
462. - That's not Touch Conners,
that's Mike Conners.Copy !req
463. - I love you so much.Copy !req
464. - You think so, huh?Copy !req
465. - I would like to stay
with you forever, and ever.Copy !req
466. - Maybe your daddy told you
my oil well looks good, eh?Copy !req
467. - That's dirty!Copy !req
468. - How ever can you say such a thing.Copy !req
469. - I was only kidding.Copy !req
470. - A holiday is declared when
Touch Mike Manics ConnersCopy !req
471. arrives in town.Copy !req
472. - It's the beginning of the crew of rex.Copy !req
473. - The crews.Copy !req
474. - Yeah, they are the clubs
that conduct the carnival.Copy !req
475. - Wow, really festive
colors for a Mardi Gras,Copy !req
476. brown and yellow.Copy !req
477. - Welcome everyone to my corny kingdom.Copy !req
478. - And coming up, the Miss
Hathaway Marching Band.Copy !req
479. - Oh, Mr. Drysdale.Copy !req
480. - Sorry folks, I don't know how this floatCopy !req
481. got into the parade.Copy !req
482. - Yes, master, I'm your love-slave.Copy !req
483. - Yes, I'm a q-tip, please do notCopy !req
484. insert me in your ear canal.Copy !req
485. - Cigars, cigarettes.Copy !req
486. - Hey, how many times did
Washington cross Delaware?Copy !req
487. - Viva
the fold out couch!Copy !req
488. Viva the fold out couch!Copy !req
489. - And now, our tribute to yellow.Copy !req
490. Yellow.Copy !req
491. - You know, it's so exciting,Copy !req
492. it's just leaving me perfectly speechless.Copy !req
493. - Did I tell you that I got
my oil lands in New Orleans?Copy !req
494. - Oh, really?Copy !req
495. Well, were is it darling?Copy !req
496. - Meanest country in the world.Copy !req
497. - Serbia?Copy !req
498. - Where's that?Copy !req
499. - The swamp land, Bayou country, jungle.Copy !req
500. - I didn't know there was
such a thing around here.Copy !req
501. - Were did you come from?Copy !req
502. - I sure would like to go
and see that jungle with you.Copy !req
503. - Oh, I doubt that,
that's real wild countryCopy !req
504. for such a pretty young lady.Copy !req
505. - Sure!Copy !req
506. - I guess it's just the horrorsCopy !req
507. of being with a wild can of oil man.Copy !req
508. - We'll sign the show answer, ma'am.Copy !req
509. - Oh, but you don't think I could take it.Copy !req
510. - Maybe.Copy !req
511. - But I could.Copy !req
512. - Think so?Copy !req
513. - Why don't you let me prove it?Copy !req
514. - Please, don't Touch Touch Conners.Copy !req
515. - I could do anything.Copy !req
516. As long as I am with you.Copy !req
517. - Tonight on Manics, Touch Conners,Copy !req
518. finds intriguing romance in Bayou Country.Copy !req
519. - Son of a gun, gonna have big fun!Copy !req
520. - Think your daddy will let you?Copy !req
521. - Oh, he'd let me do anything with you.Copy !req
522. He thinks that you're going to.Copy !req
523. - Oopsy!Copy !req
524. - He thinks that you're just wonderful.Copy !req
525. - And we might trying at that.Copy !req
526. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
527. - Why, there's dad now!Copy !req
528. - Honey, are we going
to the Bayou all alone?Copy !req
529. Just the two of us?Copy !req
530. - No, baby, we'll have to have a guide.Copy !req
531. - Oh, you could find your wayCopy !req
532. without any old guide.Copy !req
533. - I'm not sure I'd live to tell the tale.Copy !req
534. - This is getting steamy.Copy !req
535. - What's the matter?Copy !req
536. - I'm sorry, mister.Copy !req
537. I didn't mean to scare your little girl.Copy !req
538. - Well, don't jump and
start following people.Copy !req
539. - I am a sport, will you pal be a sport?Copy !req
540. Give me just a little
money for a cup of coffee.Copy !req
541. - Yeah, okay senator.Copy !req
542. Buy yourself a dozen cups.Copy !req
543. Black!Copy !req
544. - Is it okay if I get a
couple of cups of coffee,Copy !req
545. and maybe some donuts?Copy !req
546. - I'm just gonna stir up a bit
of half and half in it, okay?Copy !req
547. I'm gonnaCopy !req
548. - Play Touch Conners like a Piano.Copy !req
549. Hey, Mr. Mayor, I was
naked at the dead garden,Copy !req
550. there, excuse me.Copy !req
551. - Hey, it's pope Ed Asner.Copy !req
552. Let me kiss your ring.Copy !req
553. - Oh, everybody, oh!Copy !req
554. The king commands you
to get me another drink.Copy !req
555. - Well, here's another idea.Copy !req
556. The parade stays still
and the crowd moves.Copy !req
557. It's a new concept from Conglomco.Copy !req
558. - We're crayfish, cut us in halfCopy !req
559. and suck the meat out of our tails!Copy !req
560. - Ah, the banana splits haven't
aged very well, have they?Copy !req
561. - I do not know what we are.Copy !req
562. Perhaps we gauchos, olé!Copy !req
563. And this must be Children
of Paradise all of a sudden.Copy !req
564. Boy the joy is just pouring
out of those clowns.Copy !req
565. - Man this looks like home
movies of my parents wedding.Copy !req
566. - What a great place for a day-day.Copy !req
567. - Oh, look, it's Fred Mertz in GiGi.Copy !req
568. - Ya see alright, baby?Copy !req
569. - Just perfect, darling.Copy !req
570. - Hey buddy, could you
spare a little old dime?Copy !req
571. - I just gave you some.Copy !req
572. - Hey, what gives?Copy !req
573. - Wait a minute you got quite
a bit of my money, didn't you?Copy !req
574. - I don't know what
you're talking about, bud.Copy !req
575. - Come on, hand it over.Copy !req
576. - Let go of me.Copy !req
577. - Ah great, Joel.Copy !req
578. That was really great.Copy !req
579. I gotta go, I've got some stuff to do.Copy !req
580. - Oh, no, hold on a second Crow.Copy !req
581. We're gonna do an old
Simon and Garfunkel tuneCopy !req
582. called The Boxer, and you can help meCopy !req
583. by singing the la, la, la parts, okay?Copy !req
584. - Hey, Joel.Copy !req
585. - Hi!Copy !req
586. - Tom Servo, hey buddy, old pal.Copy !req
587. Join us.Copy !req
588. - Okay, sure, fine.Copy !req
589. Say guys, I saw that short on dating.Copy !req
590. Thinking of asking that Gypsy out,Copy !req
591. what do you think?Copy !req
592. - Tom, are you sure you wanna do that?Copy !req
593. I mean, I'm positive Gypsy likes youCopy !req
594. as another fellow robot, but are you sureCopy !req
595. she wants to go out on a date?Copy !req
596. - Nonsense!Copy !req
597. I think she'd go out with
you in a minute Tommy Gun.Copy !req
598. - Yeah?Copy !req
599. - You've heard of a mercy date.Copy !req
600. - Hey!Copy !req
601. - Crow, come on, she's probably just busyCopy !req
602. running the higher functions of this ship.Copy !req
603. - Yeah, he's right.Copy !req
604. Besides, after the intense discomfortCopy !req
605. of your almost sibling like relationshipCopy !req
606. sends the date into the crapper,Copy !req
607. you'll feel the hot sting of embarrassmentCopy !req
608. on your cheeks for months.Copy !req
609. - Okay, I guess you're right.Copy !req
610. Stupid idea.Copy !req
611. Just wanted to see what all
the fuss about dating was.Copy !req
612. Jeez.Copy !req
613. - You know, Tom, it probably
wouldn't hurt to ask her.Copy !req
614. - Really?Copy !req
615. Yeah!Copy !req
616. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
617. Any advice?Copy !req
618. - Yeah, just be yourself, you know,Copy !req
619. don't get nervous.Copy !req
620. - Don't invoice her for your
expenditures on the date.Copy !req
621. - I probably wouldn't show herCopy !req
622. my Hummel collection just yet.Copy !req
623. - Point taken.Copy !req
624. - Avoid boring her with your
knowledge of war atrocities.Copy !req
625. - Duh, that's stupid.Copy !req
626. - You know what Tom, you're gonna needCopy !req
627. some place to take her.Copy !req
628. - Yeah, not a lot going
on up here, though.Copy !req
629. Weenie roast is right out.Copy !req
630. - Is hard core on video?Copy !req
631. - Oh, shut up!Copy !req
632. - You know, we could have cocoaCopy !req
633. and we could spin our Jerry Reed albums.Copy !req
634. - Let's just give it a little thought.Copy !req
635. We'll be right back.Copy !req
636. - Turn it off.Copy !req
637. Turn it off.Copy !req
638. - You can play splat
ball down there all day.Copy !req
639. - Maybe.Copy !req
640. - Okay guys, I had a
couple drinks to celebrate,Copy !req
641. what's the matter with you guys?Copy !req
642. - Is Captain Goodrich in?Copy !req
643. - Yes, lieutenant I'll
tell him you're here.Copy !req
644. - Say lady, just why can they arrest a guyCopy !req
645. for having a couple of
drinks during Mardi Gras.Copy !req
646. - Come on.Copy !req
647. - Officer I think he's not drunk.Copy !req
648. - I am too.Copy !req
649. - This your liver?Copy !req
650. - Otherwise you wouldn't have been ableCopy !req
651. to have taken this away
from me so cleverly.Copy !req
652. If I were drunk, I wouldn't
have been able to take it back.Copy !req
653. - Captain Goodrich will see you now.Copy !req
654. - Thank you.Copy !req
655. - Officer, book him.Copy !req
656. - Why is he taking orders
from a crossing guard.Copy !req
657. - Yes, I'm the police chief
of France, Vichy, New Orleans.Copy !req
658. - Oh that mob out there
is really something.Copy !req
659. - A little above and
beyond the line of duty.Copy !req
660. - It certainly is.Copy !req
661. - Give us a kiss.Copy !req
662. - So what's your plan, Leeda?Copy !req
663. - It might work, captain.Copy !req
664. - You do realize, if it doesn't work,Copy !req
665. what's likely to happen to you.Copy !req
666. - Yes, sir.Copy !req
667. - But the longer we do
nothing, the harder it isCopy !req
668. on the police department.Copy !req
669. - People are critical,
we've gone through that.Copy !req
670. - The Nardo Diamonds have
been missing for three years.Copy !req
671. - The Nardo man died
in the electric chair.Copy !req
672. The women are in prison.Copy !req
673. - Where the diamonds are, nobody knows.Copy !req
674. - Yes, the public has their
ideas on that subject.Copy !req
675. - Seems to me we have to find them.Copy !req
676. - Duh!Copy !req
677. - Leeda, you're probably
the finest police womanCopy !req
678. I've ever known.Copy !req
679. You're right, and your plan is right.Copy !req
680. - Josie Nardo, and all those other girlsCopy !req
681. are bound to know where the diamonds are.Copy !req
682. - Of course they do.Copy !req
683. - So, we put you in prison,Copy !req
684. you escape with the Nardo girls,Copy !req
685. you'll know where the diamonds are.Copy !req
686. I think you'll stick around
and tell us what you find out.Copy !req
687. - You flatter me, Sir!Copy !req
688. - What do you think you
ought to send me to jail for?Copy !req
689. - Bravery?Copy !req
690. - And sweet love beyond the call of duty.Copy !req
691. - So what does this have to doCopy !req
692. with the whole Touch Conners thing?Copy !req
693. - The Nardo girls are on the second floor.Copy !req
694. - Any electric alarms in the windows?Copy !req
695. - No.Copy !req
696. - That's extra.Copy !req
697. - Fence is here, in a direct line.Copy !req
698. - Behind this cover of trees.Copy !req
699. - Every night?Copy !req
700. - Every night.Copy !req
701. - You pick your own time of departure.Copy !req
702. - The sooner the better.Copy !req
703. - Scott will be shooting, he will miss.Copy !req
704. - I hope so.Copy !req
705. - And you're gonna be pursued.Copy !req
706. Unsuccessfully, of course.Copy !req
707. - And from there—Copy !req
708. - Story of my life, Sirs.Copy !req
709. - I'll give you all the protection I can.Copy !req
710. But you've got to be careful.Copy !req
711. - Slightest suspicion, they'll kill you.Copy !req
712. - Yes, sir.Copy !req
713. - Well, can I drive you to jail?Copy !req
714. - Sergeant Morrisan will take youCopy !req
715. to the prison tomorrow morning.Copy !req
716. - And I have to get back to my ship.Copy !req
717. - You're taking on a mighty big job.Copy !req
718. - I guess I can't resist
my share of the diamonds.Copy !req
719. - Good luck, goodbye.Copy !req
720. - Goodbye sir.Copy !req
721. - So, no kiss, huh?Copy !req
722. - Hey, looks like a Catholic grade school.Copy !req
723. - Our lady of from which
there is no escape.Copy !req
724. - Will you get out of my wayCopy !req
725. or do I have to beat you out of here?Copy !req
726. - Yeah, Beverly, go get her.Copy !req
727. - Ah, leave her alone.Copy !req
728. - Stay out of this.Copy !req
729. - Leave her alone!Copy !req
730. - She got in my way.Copy !req
731. - Wanna knock somebody
around, try your own size!Copy !req
732. - Like who?Copy !req
733. - Me.Copy !req
734. - Hey that does make a lot more sense.Copy !req
735. - Why don't you shut up.Copy !req
736. - It's Lucy and Viv, in the big house.Copy !req
737. - Welcome to dye job theater.Copy !req
738. - Well if you two ain't
a sight for sore eyes.Copy !req
739. - They're all doing a nickel at UPS.Copy !req
740. - I don't know about your eyes,Copy !req
741. but I sure have a sore back.Copy !req
742. - Not from working.Copy !req
743. - Whoa.Copy !req
744. - I just thought I'd drop around.Copy !req
745. - You'll get yourself put in
the brick for being down here.Copy !req
746. - There may be trusteeCopy !req
747. - Typical.Copy !req
748. - We got no room.Copy !req
749. - Miss Leona.Copy !req
750. - They sure like to make
trouble for us, don't they?Copy !req
751. - She's crazier than a bed bug.Copy !req
752. - How can you tell?Copy !req
753. - She's only been here three hours,Copy !req
754. she wants to go over the wall.Copy !req
755. - Don't sound so crazy to me.Copy !req
756. - We let her climb over the wall,Copy !req
757. they shoot her and we're rid of her.Copy !req
758. - Yes, Mrs. Zelda Jane.Copy !req
759. - Guys, it's a prison slumber party.Copy !req
760. - They use razors in the pillows,Copy !req
761. for the pillow fights.Copy !req
762. - Okay, I'm a cop, don't hurt me.Copy !req
763. - When moms go bad.Copy !req
764. - Move it.Copy !req
765. - Shut up!Copy !req
766. - Oh, both of you shut up.Copy !req
767. - They're all strung out on Correctol.Copy !req
768. - Don't you know we're
very hard to get along.Copy !req
769. - Well I wasn't thinking
of a pleasure trip.Copy !req
770. - Well, what were you
thinking of, suicide?Copy !req
771. - No, the Nardo diamonds.Copy !req
772. - Wouldn't you just want
to get your hands on them.Copy !req
773. - Wouldn't you?Copy !req
774. - Look, we've been in here
for three lousy years.Copy !req
775. - What makes you think right awayCopy !req
776. you can crash this joint?Copy !req
777. - Well I did something
you three girls didn't.Copy !req
778. - She was delouced.Copy !req
779. - Man, I didn't think we'd miss nothing.Copy !req
780. - Such as what?Copy !req
781. - On my way in, I planned a way out.Copy !req
782. - Just like that?Copy !req
783. - Oh, we should have done that.Copy !req
784. - Yes.Copy !req
785. - Which twin has the tony.Copy !req
786. - Cool it the RA is coming.Copy !req
787. - A prison filled with Wendy Darlings.Copy !req
788. - Bring me that case of tea.Copy !req
789. - And they are ahead of Alfredo Garcia.Copy !req
790. - The true story of lands end.Copy !req
791. - What makes you so sure
we will split with you?Copy !req
792. - What makes you sure that
I'll take you with me?Copy !req
793. - Anyway, be quiet about our secret plan!Copy !req
794. - It'll be there.Copy !req
795. - Who's putting it there?Copy !req
796. - None of your business.Copy !req
797. - But who else will be there?Copy !req
798. Can I bring Susan, from cell block A?Copy !req
799. - Boy, she sure thinks she's hot.Copy !req
800. - I think she is too, if
she can get us out of here.Copy !req
801. - Sale's have gone up
since she's been here.Copy !req
802. - Back now, vinyl window theater.Copy !req
803. - See, they come apart,
but keep it a secret.Copy !req
804. - We've been doing a little planning too.Copy !req
805. - It's a long drop.Copy !req
806. - What's the matter?Copy !req
807. No guts?Copy !req
808. - Takes more than guts.Copy !req
809. - Still it does take guts.Copy !req
810. - How much are the diamonds worth?Copy !req
811. - Will give us 200 grand.Copy !req
812. - Can you find them?Copy !req
813. - I can find them.Copy !req
814. - I get 50 grand.Copy !req
815. - Yeah, 50 grand.Copy !req
816. - So if you ever have to leave,Copy !req
817. that's how to do it.Copy !req
818. - Stand back.Copy !req
819. - It's morning in JulietCopy !req
820. - I can hardly sleep, how about you?Copy !req
821. I'm so excited!Copy !req
822. - We're going to be the first ones in lineCopy !req
823. for scrambled eggs!Copy !req
824. - Wait a minute, it worked yesterday,Copy !req
825. I don't know what happened.Copy !req
826. - Well, it was loose so I welded it back.Copy !req
827. - These women are actually escapingCopy !req
828. in easy spirit dress pumps.Copy !req
829. - No one has ever escaped
from cell block 15.Copy !req
830. - Of course not.Copy !req
831. - Tell me boy, what day is this?Copy !req
832. - It's Christmas day, sir.Copy !req
833. - Oh, praise your name.Copy !req
834. - What's with the Get Smart music?Copy !req
835. - Okay, let's go!Copy !req
836. Ah!Copy !req
837. - Ah!Copy !req
838. - Don't forget to bring me a Dove bar.Copy !req
839. - This is riveting.Copy !req
840. - Cast away!Copy !req
841. - Wait, we can't leave.Copy !req
842. They're having creamed corn today!Copy !req
843. - Why am I thinking of Joe Theisman?Copy !req
844. - I hit the bell on my way out.Copy !req
845. I hope that's okay.Copy !req
846. - Sounds like the Foley
artists are chasing us,Copy !req
847. let's hit it!Copy !req
848. - The kids in the hall escape from prison!Copy !req
849. - That's it.Copy !req
850. - Hey, let's take this one.Copy !req
851. This one is nice!Copy !req
852. - Budget rent a car is so convenient.Copy !req
853. - Oh, it's so roomy, such a nice car.Copy !req
854. - Oh, and look it's so clean.Copy !req
855. - With the floor mats and everything.Copy !req
856. - That new car smell.Copy !req
857. - Oh, the Wells Fargo wagon.Copy !req
858. - Look out.Copy !req
859. Boy, I sure do wish I had a gun.Copy !req
860. - Ouch, take it easy.Copy !req
861. - What's the matter?Copy !req
862. - I hurt my arm, that's what.Copy !req
863. - That one?Copy !req
864. - Ladies, it's a big car,
you can spread out a little.Copy !req
865. - Where do we go from here?Copy !req
866. - We're losing him.Copy !req
867. - Turn left half mile up.Copy !req
868. - I'm up for something chickeny.Copy !req
869. - Louie Blank?Copy !req
870. - Yeah.Copy !req
871. - Hey you think they'll give
us something decent to wear,Copy !req
872. and some lipstick.Copy !req
873. - Good enough for where we are going.Copy !req
874. - They've given up.Copy !req
875. - Boy, how do I wish I could have takenCopy !req
876. a couple of shots at them.Copy !req
877. - You will if he knows
what's good for him.Copy !req
878. - How long do you think
it's gonna take us, Josie?Copy !req
879. - Well, it's a couple
of days with the boys.Copy !req
880. I don't see how we can do much better.Copy !req
881. - On foot?Copy !req
882. - In these shoes?Copy !req
883. - On foot it'd take
about a couple of years.Copy !req
884. - Louie'll give us a boat.Copy !req
885. We got a few things on Louie.Copy !req
886. - Yeah, we saw him coming
out of lend me a tenner.Copy !req
887. - I'm spritzing, any of you
mugs got a problem with that?Copy !req
888. - What's on your mind?Copy !req
889. - Nobody has any guns yet,Copy !req
890. if it weren't for me,
you'd be rotting in jail.Copy !req
891. I wanna make sure I get that 50 grand.Copy !req
892. - We keep bargains.Copy !req
893. - I just thought I'd tell ya.Copy !req
894. - Hi.Copy !req
895. - I'm a good shot, and if you try anythingCopy !req
896. I'll kill all three of you.Copy !req
897. - And if you try
something, we'll kill you.Copy !req
898. - Well, I guess I had that coming.Copy !req
899. - Now that we've bonded, let's go.Copy !req
900. - Well, this is gonna be fun.Copy !req
901. - Honey?Copy !req
902. - Shut up, Iris.Copy !req
903. - It's lovely.Copy !req
904. - Yeah, it's great, isn't it?Copy !req
905. - Just lovely.Copy !req
906. - Nah, I'm gonna dredge
it and put up condos.Copy !req
907. - Bit cynical, after you
have a few little oil wells,Copy !req
908. you wouldn't have to spend any time—Copy !req
909. - What's that?Copy !req
910. Hold on I have a great
big wax ball up here.Copy !req
911. - Will you?Copy !req
912. - No, I guess not.Copy !req
913. - Nice little scene.Copy !req
914. - Oh, the two plots are
in a collision course.Copy !req
915. - Really a good time to spring and leave.Copy !req
916. - If I ever see that lousy
Louie again I'll break his neck.Copy !req
917. - Josie, what do we do now?Copy !req
918. - Hitch a ride, I guess.Copy !req
919. - Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
920. - We don't have to do anything!Copy !req
921. Here comes Touch Conners.Copy !req
922. - Hey, look over there!Copy !req
923. - Some girls, in primary colors.Copy !req
924. - Come on, over here.Copy !req
925. - Stupid, son of a, get over here!Copy !req
926. We just wanna kill you for a minute.Copy !req
927. Yeah, closer, come on.Copy !req
928. - Cut it I said!Copy !req
929. - What's your problem, girls?Copy !req
930. - Bob, honey, I'm frightened,
what do they want?Copy !req
931. - Just the boat, pull into shore.Copy !req
932. - Now, wait a minute,
what do you think this is?Copy !req
933. - Uncle Charlie, no!Copy !req
934. - Steve, Champ, Ernie.Copy !req
935. - What's the matter with you?Copy !req
936. - Are you crazy?Copy !req
937. - Tudum, tudum yourself!Copy !req
938. You're no match to me mister.Copy !req
939. - I'm binding, can't you tell I'm binding?Copy !req
940. - Oh man, he landed
right on the wax worms.Copy !req
941. - Uh, sorry about Mr. Demeraz.Copy !req
942. - You were in prison, do you know Bubba?Copy !req
943. - What's this?Copy !req
944. Touch Conners is being
helped from the field,Copy !req
945. but he should return in the second half.Copy !req
946. - Splashing water all over me!Copy !req
947. - Ow, ow, ow, ow.Copy !req
948. - What's your dream?Copy !req
949. - What's the matter?Copy !req
950. - Oh, my fantasy!Copy !req
951. - Oh, she can't take it there.Copy !req
952. She can't take it there.Copy !req
953. - Come on, break it up.Copy !req
954. - We've got guests.Copy !req
955. - What's the matter?Copy !req
956. - That guy was going to hit
you in the head with an oarCopy !req
957. and I shot him and she jumped me.Copy !req
958. - I'll hold it.Copy !req
959. - You both came to see
me, that's a first step.Copy !req
960. - There shouldn't be any shooting.Copy !req
961. - What's the matter, you chicken?Copy !req
962. - In case you wanna know,Copy !req
963. shots make noise, and noise carries.Copy !req
964. There's no reason why we should attractCopy !req
965. anymore attention than we have to.Copy !req
966. - Says who?Copy !req
967. - She's gotta point.Copy !req
968. Now quit the fighting.Copy !req
969. Give her back her gun.Copy !req
970. - Who wants guns?Copy !req
971. - I do, I do!Copy !req
972. - No hard feelings.Copy !req
973. - That's what you think.Copy !req
974. - That's what I think.Copy !req
975. - Do you like Ellie May?Copy !req
976. - You alright?Copy !req
977. - Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
978. - Ow, ow, owee.Copy !req
979. - Hello, breakfast.Copy !req
980. - Well, we caught it, but what is it?Copy !req
981. - You could have killed him.Copy !req
982. - We didn't, did we?Copy !req
983. - We should have.Copy !req
984. - I don't see much else we can do.Copy !req
985. - Wait till he wakes up so
he'll know what hit him.Copy !req
986. - So what's the pelt worth?Copy !req
987. - Maybe I've got a knife.Copy !req
988. - I'll hold that.Copy !req
989. - Will you let me alone.Copy !req
990. - You're crazy for that gun.Copy !req
991. - Knock it off.Copy !req
992. - She just wants to kill
somebody, doesn't she?Copy !req
993. - We'll hold them both as hostages.Copy !req
994. - Have you held your hostage today?Copy !req
995. - Well, we've got a long trip ahead of us.Copy !req
996. We might run into trouble.Copy !req
997. I like something to bargain with.Copy !req
998. And they do.Copy !req
999. - Diamonds and guns ain't
enough of a bargain?Copy !req
1000. - Oh, get it yourself.Copy !req
1001. - She's right, we'd better tie 'em up.Copy !req
1002. - Come on, hurry, Vera.Copy !req
1003. - I've got a little something.Copy !req
1004. - I'd kinda go for him.Copy !req
1005. - Nice enough looking.Copy !req
1006. - Stupid name, though.Copy !req
1007. - I call his mid section.Copy !req
1008. - Wonder who he is.Copy !req
1009. - Poor little guy, I think he's lost.Copy !req
1010. - Couldn't be a friend of yours, could he?Copy !req
1011. - You know, I gotta
feeling you don't like me.Copy !req
1012. - Hey, I'm not dreaming.Copy !req
1013. - You okay?Copy !req
1014. - I guess so.Copy !req
1015. What's the story?Copy !req
1016. - Man, don't you read the papers?Copy !req
1017. - Once in a while.Copy !req
1018. - Ever heard of the Nardo gang.Copy !req
1019. - Yeah.Copy !req
1020. Heard they're a pretty rough group.Copy !req
1021. - You just remember that.Copy !req
1022. - Thank you very much.Copy !req
1023. - Okay, Red.Copy !req
1024. - Oh, Bob, what are
they going to do to us?Copy !req
1025. - Shut up!Copy !req
1026. - Thanks White!Copy !req
1027. - She's got a good question.Copy !req
1028. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
1029. - Stick around, then you'll know too.Copy !req
1030. - Kidnapping maybe.Copy !req
1031. - If you're lucky.Copy !req
1032. - What's your name?Copy !req
1033. - Bob.Copy !req
1034. - Okay, it's Fred.Copy !req
1035. - Bob Matthews.Copy !req
1036. - Not worth much in this kidnapping game.Copy !req
1037. - Yeah, that's very discouraging.Copy !req
1038. That's your wife?Copy !req
1039. - No.Copy !req
1040. - No, no, no.Copy !req
1041. - Just a friend.Copy !req
1042. - Some friend.Copy !req
1043. - Look if you don't stop your crying,Copy !req
1044. I'll give you something to cry about.Copy !req
1045. - My dad used to say that.Copy !req
1046. - One more girl we don't need.Copy !req
1047. - What can I do for you?Copy !req
1048. - Can you get us Peggy's autograph?Copy !req
1049. - We had a leaky boat with no motor.Copy !req
1050. Anyway, we like yours better.Copy !req
1051. - You're off on a cruise, huh?Copy !req
1052. - Yeah.Copy !req
1053. - Sounds fun.Copy !req
1054. - Why'd ya had to kill the guide?Copy !req
1055. - For effect.Copy !req
1056. - Self defense.Copy !req
1057. - Oh, I had one other
thing I was gonna ask.Copy !req
1058. - Well, come on, let's get going.Copy !req
1059. - Okay, tudum, tudum.Copy !req
1060. - Head upstream, keep it down the middle.Copy !req
1061. - What would you say is the
load limit for this thing?Copy !req
1062. - Listen, we gotta have
this boat back in an hour,Copy !req
1063. I left my license.Copy !req
1064. - Do you guys think it's
possible that the video watchdogCopy !req
1065. people are wrong, and that
Corman is a terrible director?Copy !req
1066. - God, you scared me!Copy !req
1067. - What is that?Copy !req
1068. - Oh, sit down, it's just an alligator.Copy !req
1069. - Just an alligator?Copy !req
1070. - Boy, we're having
more fun than I thought.Copy !req
1071. - GAFU master presents the Oaky Finogui.Copy !req
1072. - I think they're headed
for Doug Kershaw's place.Copy !req
1073. - Spanish mossy land on the chio.Copy !req
1074. - I wonder what other names Touch ConnersCopy !req
1075. considered before he hit on Touch.Copy !req
1076. - Thrust, Jab, Fudge.Copy !req
1077. - Crunch?Copy !req
1078. - Blast.Copy !req
1079. - Smidge.Copy !req
1080. - Shout.Copy !req
1081. - Batch.Copy !req
1082. - Flake.Copy !req
1083. - Wink.Copy !req
1084. - Josie, how much further we gotta go?Copy !req
1085. - Just till we find a dry spot to land.Copy !req
1086. - Hey, look at that!Copy !req
1087. - Uganda, look at that.Copy !req
1088. - Son of a gun, gonna have big fun.Copy !req
1089. - Bob, what's happening?Copy !req
1090. - Not much, how about with you?Copy !req
1091. - Well my chest is falling asleep.Copy !req
1092. - Don't worry, honey.Copy !req
1093. It'll be alright.Copy !req
1094. - That's very sweet.Copy !req
1095. - Sure, you can use it.Copy !req
1096. - Red, you talk too much.Copy !req
1097. - Oh, cut it out.Copy !req
1098. - Beverly can sure handle
a Johnson, can't she?Copy !req
1099. - Yeah, she can.Copy !req
1100. - That looks like dry ground.Copy !req
1101. We can camp over there.Copy !req
1102. - That sure ain't no palace.Copy !req
1103. - It ain't no prison either.Copy !req
1104. - It's sort of in the middle.Copy !req
1105. - Billie, get out and pull the boat in.Copy !req
1106. - Billie do this, Billie do that.Copy !req
1107. - You heard me.Copy !req
1108. - Remember, try not to
kill anyone this time.Copy !req
1109. - Pinch Conners?Copy !req
1110. - Pro Conners?Copy !req
1111. - Wind Conners.Copy !req
1112. - Are you complaining?Copy !req
1113. - Man, you know I am.Copy !req
1114. - I'm a great person.Copy !req
1115. I'm a great guy.Copy !req
1116. I've got a lot to offer.Copy !req
1117. This will be fun.Copy !req
1118. I'm a great person.Copy !req
1119. I'm a great guy.Copy !req
1120. I've got a lot to offer.Copy !req
1121. This will be fun.Copy !req
1122. I'm a good person.Copy !req
1123. I'm a great guy.Copy !req
1124. - Okay, Tom, you're
sounding real confident,Copy !req
1125. I think it's time to call up Gypsy,Copy !req
1126. and ask her on that date.Copy !req
1127. Here, I'll press speed dial for you.Copy !req
1128. - Thank you.Copy !req
1129. - Hey Joel.Copy !req
1130. Tom.Copy !req
1131. - Tom is just about to
ask Gypsy out on a date.Copy !req
1132. And I told him you and I would
set up the scavenger saleCopy !req
1133. like we saw on the dating short.Copy !req
1134. - Isn't that a little weird, Joel.Copy !req
1135. - Yes, it is.Copy !req
1136. I'll put it on speaker phone.Copy !req
1137. - I'm a great, great person.Copy !req
1138. - So what are you gonna say?Copy !req
1139. What are you going to ask her?Copy !req
1140. What if she doesn't like you?Copy !req
1141. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
1142. - Hello.Copy !req
1143. Hello.Copy !req
1144. - Oh, ah, hello, Gyspy?Copy !req
1145. - Yes, what is it?Copy !req
1146. I'm really kind of eating.Copy !req
1147. - Um, this is Tom,Copy !req
1148. - Who?Copy !req
1149. Tom Servo.Copy !req
1150. I stand next to you in
the Satellite of Love.Copy !req
1151. - Oh, the red one.Copy !req
1152. - See, she remembers you.Copy !req
1153. - What do you want?Copy !req
1154. - Go for it, baby.Copy !req
1155. - Well, there's this scavenger sale.Copy !req
1156. - What's that?Copy !req
1157. - Well, it's just a scavenger scale, sale,Copy !req
1158. and I was wondering if maybe youCopy !req
1159. might wanna go with me to
this scavenger scale, sale.Copy !req
1160. - Why would I wanna do that?Copy !req
1161. - So anyway, you wanna go?Copy !req
1162. - No.Copy !req
1163. - Great!Copy !req
1164. - I said no.Copy !req
1165. - Please!Copy !req
1166. - No.Copy !req
1167. - Please!Copy !req
1168. - No.Copy !req
1169. - Please!Copy !req
1170. I'll say please 10,000 times.Copy !req
1171. - Oh, okay.Copy !req
1172. But we leave when I say.Copy !req
1173. - Great!Copy !req
1174. Okay, see you then, bye bye honey.Copy !req
1175. - Yeah, fellas, you can tell right awayCopy !req
1176. when something like that
is gonna go real smooth.Copy !req
1177. In fact, you know what?Copy !req
1178. - You're a good person.Copy !req
1179. - I'm a good person.Copy !req
1180. - You've got a lot to offer.Copy !req
1181. - I've got a lot to offer.Copy !req
1182. - You're rad.Copy !req
1183. - I'm rad!Copy !req
1184. - And your arms don't work.Copy !req
1185. - How do my arms don't, hey.Copy !req
1186. - I sure wish she'd shut up.Copy !req
1187. - Oh, she's not hurting you.Copy !req
1188. - Hand me the salt.Copy !req
1189. - I set up the volleyball net.Copy !req
1190. - If I say she is an she gives me a pain.Copy !req
1191. - Hey where'd they get
the ladles and the spices?Copy !req
1192. - Alligators back there.Copy !req
1193. - Big ones?Copy !req
1194. - They're tiny.Copy !req
1195. - I wouldn't like to stick my footCopy !req
1196. on top of one in the dark.Copy !req
1197. - This dinner ready?Copy !req
1198. - In a few minutes.Copy !req
1199. - Well let's just stand
here and jut some more.Copy !req
1200. - Josie how much longer you figure it'llCopy !req
1201. take us to get there.Copy !req
1202. - Oh couple a days, day
an a half if we're lucky.Copy !req
1203. - Leaves look appetizing.Copy !req
1204. - Man I hope I live long enoughCopy !req
1205. to get my hands on them diamonds.Copy !req
1206. - Well they sure are holding us up plenty.Copy !req
1207. - They may be worth it.Copy !req
1208. - For what?Copy !req
1209. - We'll see.Copy !req
1210. - Ah we'll see, we'll see.Copy !req
1211. - Look if I bother you go somewhere else.Copy !req
1212. - Da dun da dunt.Copy !req
1213. - Oh cut it.Copy !req
1214. Cut it out I said.Copy !req
1215. - You're killin nobody.Copy !req
1216. Now stop it.Copy !req
1217. - Some of us aren't gonna
get outta here alive.Copy !req
1218. - Oh really who, oh me.Copy !req
1219. - Food's ready, unless
you'd rather fight for meat.Copy !req
1220. - Ah shut up.Copy !req
1221. - Well this is gonna be a great dinner.Copy !req
1222. - Mm you know I feel less like a hostageCopy !req
1223. an more like a friend.Copy !req
1224. - Take this over to them.Copy !req
1225. - What if we don't have enough?Copy !req
1226. - We got enough.Copy !req
1227. - There's plenty of squirrel to go around.Copy !req
1228. - Aw that Jane makes me sick.Copy !req
1229. - Okay who had the grannies
country omelette with,Copy !req
1230. oh you need coffee?Copy !req
1231. - Please I wanna talk to you.Copy !req
1232. - Talk to yourself.Copy !req
1233. - Oh oh oh, you're kneelin on,Copy !req
1234. oh little Touch.Copy !req
1235. - What do I do now?Copy !req
1236. Feed him?Copy !req
1237. - Why not?Copy !req
1238. - Does he need changing?Copy !req
1239. - Untie his hands til he's through.Copy !req
1240. - Mmm really great grub.Copy !req
1241. Really great grub, yum yum.Copy !req
1242. - Ah honey will you pass the salt?Copy !req
1243. - Mmm you know I've always heardCopy !req
1244. bad things about being held hostage.Copy !req
1245. - Jab Conners, Grunt Conners, Flink.Copy !req
1246. - Enjoy yourself.Copy !req
1247. - I just did.Copy !req
1248. - What's for dessert?Copy !req
1249. - Tuna wiggle.Copy !req
1250. - Come on what's for dessert,Copy !req
1251. aren't we even having dessert?Copy !req
1252. - Boy you just can't keep
away from him can ya?Copy !req
1253. - Better an not bein able to get near him.Copy !req
1254. - Who'd like a drink?Copy !req
1255. - Man who wouldn't?Copy !req
1256. - I'll have a Rob Roy.Copy !req
1257. - Blanket over there.Copy !req
1258. - You're kiddin.Copy !req
1259. - Those kids, I've never
seen them so happy.Copy !req
1260. - It's not enough to slow us up tomorrow.Copy !req
1261. - It doesn't get any scuzzier than this.Copy !req
1262. - Long time to be in the jug.Copy !req
1263. - Ow.Copy !req
1264. - She was in the Judd's?Copy !req
1265. - Gimme some too ya pig.Copy !req
1266. - Come on bring it over here.Copy !req
1267. - Ha ha after a prison
break and hostage taking,Copy !req
1268. it's back to the lodge for
a smooth Canadian Club.Copy !req
1269. - Ah.Copy !req
1270. - Oh no, oh ew.Copy !req
1271. - Ah Josie this is crazy.Copy !req
1272. Just crazy.Copy !req
1273. - Now now girls, never run around in pantsCopy !req
1274. like a bunch a boys.Copy !req
1275. - What they get drunk
and they make shorts?Copy !req
1276. - Yeah their daisy may shorts.Copy !req
1277. - Mmm.Copy !req
1278. - Hey there, I want mine
cut off a little shorter.Copy !req
1279. - Ah the purpose of the
movie finally revealed.Copy !req
1280. - Yep.Copy !req
1281. - Oh Touch.Copy !req
1282. - Maybe he goes for girls
in little blue sweaters.Copy !req
1283. - Ah maybe sure um, hmm.Copy !req
1284. - Please leave me alone.Copy !req
1285. - These are stirrup pants, I beg you.Copy !req
1286. - I'll give ya anything.Copy !req
1287. - Like what?Copy !req
1288. - Listen, just get me outta here honey,Copy !req
1289. an I'll give ya whatever you want.Copy !req
1290. - How much?Copy !req
1291. - Whatever you want.Copy !req
1292. - I want your sleeveless blue dress.Copy !req
1293. - Ten.Copy !req
1294. - Your boyfriend, you buyin him too?Copy !req
1295. - I don't care just get me outta here.Copy !req
1296. - Hm.Copy !req
1297. - My daddy will give ya whatever ya want.Copy !req
1298. - Hear that handsome,Copy !req
1299. you're girlfriend's
tryin to buy her way out,Copy !req
1300. but she doesn't care what happens to you.Copy !req
1301. - Yes I did thank you.Copy !req
1302. - Right.Copy !req
1303. - Little off the sides.Copy !req
1304. - Get me outta here.Copy !req
1305. - Oh I wouldn't wear your lousy sweaterCopy !req
1306. if ya give it to me.Copy !req
1307. - Ooh.Copy !req
1308. - Nice kid.Copy !req
1309. Sell her man right down the river.Copy !req
1310. - Yeah some women have no class.Copy !req
1311. - I sure miss Nicki.Copy !req
1312. - Yeah who's Nicki?Copy !req
1313. - Joey, Mike.Copy !req
1314. - You can just forget about missin Mike.Copy !req
1315. - Would we have a ball
with those diamonds.Copy !req
1316. The guy were still with us.Copy !req
1317. - No, yes, pass.Copy !req
1318. - I would have a ball without 'em.Copy !req
1319. I'm gonna go down to MexicoCopy !req
1320. and I'm gonna buy myself a town.Copy !req
1321. - Ha ha your drunk.Copy !req
1322. What do you want with a town?Copy !req
1323. - Well you'd always have a place to park.Copy !req
1324. - I may be drunk, I'm gonna buy a town,Copy !req
1325. I'm gonna buy everybody in it,Copy !req
1326. and I'm gonna order 'em
around the rest of my life.Copy !req
1327. - Why don't you have goals?Copy !req
1328. - You gotta better idea?Copy !req
1329. - I got a better idea.Copy !req
1330. - I'm gonna start a sad farm.Copy !req
1331. - Gonna find me a doctor and have himCopy !req
1332. change my whole face around.Copy !req
1333. - To the back.Copy !req
1334. - You ain't that ugly.Copy !req
1335. - It ain't ugly at all an you know it.Copy !req
1336. But I ain't gonna look like me no more.Copy !req
1337. - I'm gonna look like Tito Puenta.Copy !req
1338. - I'm gonna get me a little address book,Copy !req
1339. and I'm gonna start with the judge first,Copy !req
1340. or set the guys from the sheriff.Copy !req
1341. - Did they all go to the same chair?Copy !req
1342. - An all the folks in the jury,Copy !req
1343. an I'm gonna lock them all up.Copy !req
1344. - How do ya mean?Copy !req
1345. - Gonna break up all
their happy little homes.Copy !req
1346. - Boy she really slides into
her sentences doesn't she.Copy !req
1347. - Hate 'em.Copy !req
1348. Their kids.Copy !req
1349. - Well I'll do somethin to their kids.Copy !req
1350. - I'm gonna lock them all up.Copy !req
1351. Ha ha.Copy !req
1352. - Mmm I'm still with the town idea.Copy !req
1353. - Good for you.Copy !req
1354. - What are you going to do Josie?Copy !req
1355. - Mmm same thing.Copy !req
1356. - I got a plan.Copy !req
1357. I'm gonna get me a big
house south of the border.Copy !req
1358. I'm gonna rent rooms to
everybody that's on the land.Copy !req
1359. - The old lady in the shoe.Copy !req
1360. - Sure why not?Copy !req
1361. I figure I can make a good living andCopy !req
1362. make plenty of trouble for
the cops at the same time.Copy !req
1363. - I'm gonna star in the Mother's in Law.Copy !req
1364. - Well I hope to make detective before oh!Copy !req
1365. - I just wanna be by myself that's all.Copy !req
1366. - Lone wolf.Copy !req
1367. - Ya can't trust 'em.Copy !req
1368. - Now come on, we were having a good time.Copy !req
1369. - Touch, how bout you?Copy !req
1370. - Girls let's do this again sometimes.Copy !req
1371. - Mmm 10-W-40, well it's good though.Copy !req
1372. - I'll take the first watch.Copy !req
1373. Guess he's not going anyplace.Copy !req
1374. Thanks for the drink, sure
can hold plenty of it.Copy !req
1375. - You don't do so bad yourself.Copy !req
1376. - I wanna take that across
the street and get deposit.Copy !req
1377. - I love you sir booze.Copy !req
1378. Buh bye.Copy !req
1379. - Oh god what did we do last night?Copy !req
1380. What was in that stuff?Copy !req
1381. - Oh no they forgot to hang theCopy !req
1382. hostages 10 feet off the ground.Copy !req
1383. - Okay who's for lizard
biscuits with Cyprus gravy?Copy !req
1384. - Hmm.Copy !req
1385. - Hey.Copy !req
1386. - What?Copy !req
1387. - Uh oh I've been shot, okay.Copy !req
1388. - She's at the Y.Copy !req
1389. - Help, help.Copy !req
1390. - Hold on, I don't think she can swim.Copy !req
1391. - Wait a minuteCopy !req
1392. I'll swim out here and
ask her if she can swim.Copy !req
1393. - Mmm mmm.Copy !req
1394. - Help.Copy !req
1395. - Just stand up, you're
in the shallow end.Copy !req
1396. - Mmm mmm.Copy !req
1397. - There's an alligator behind that boat.Copy !req
1398. - I see him, it's gonna get her.Copy !req
1399. - Quick Josie, cut me loose.Copy !req
1400. - Do do do do do do do do do do.Copy !req
1401. - Wait how's he gonna get
to the pool where she is?Copy !req
1402. - Help,Copy !req
1403. help.Copy !req
1404. - I'ma comin, I'ma comin,Copy !req
1405. - Oh help.Copy !req
1406. - Wait that's a mud puppy.Copy !req
1407. - If only David Hasselhoff were here.Copy !req
1408. - Oh that's the problem,
I'll go report in.Copy !req
1409. - Boy I can't wait until all
these movies come together.Copy !req
1410. - Mmm think of it.Copy !req
1411. - You know, it's hard to
keep your head above waterCopy !req
1412. when you're up to your ass in alligators.Copy !req
1413. - Ha ha ha I got a poster like that.Copy !req
1414. - I've got him, no no help.Copy !req
1415. - So you wanted to make
shoes outta me huh?Copy !req
1416. Ha ha I got your shoes right here.Copy !req
1417. - Do do.Copy !req
1418. - Now wait a minute,
didn't we forget something,Copy !req
1419. oh my girlfriend.Copy !req
1420. - She was in a pool across town,Copy !req
1421. they couldn't of saved her anyway.Copy !req
1422. - So ah, what are you doing next Saturday?Copy !req
1423. Give me a lift?Copy !req
1424. - Hey it's a wet pendleton contest.Copy !req
1425. - She's a man.Copy !req
1426. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
1427. - Apology accepted.Copy !req
1428. - Yeah.Copy !req
1429. - Oh man if in done that.Copy !req
1430. - Sorry for what?Copy !req
1431. - Sorry for not saving her life.Copy !req
1432. - Oh her, it was a first date.Copy !req
1433. - Makin you risk your life.Copy !req
1434. - Was that supposed to be a moment?Copy !req
1435. - Yeah.Copy !req
1436. - Hey the boat handles real well now,Copy !req
1437. makin good time too.Copy !req
1438. - Yes, every available man.Copy !req
1439. I want that entire area surrounded.Copy !req
1440. - We want Capitan.Copy !req
1441. - Any man that gets too close
I'll personally break him.Copy !req
1442. - Way to be.Copy !req
1443. - Slightest suspicion and
lieutenant Hampton's through.Copy !req
1444. - Hey they traded up, oh
and got hats and everything.Copy !req
1445. - Wait, didn't I just talk to you?Copy !req
1446. Get off the phone.Copy !req
1447. - Let's try,Copy !req
1448. - Tell the pilot not to get too close.Copy !req
1449. He mustn't hover over the scene.Copy !req
1450. - Now wait wait no.Copy !req
1451. I have no idea what,Copy !req
1452. wait a minute I didn't order this,Copy !req
1453. I meant to put you on hold.Copy !req
1454. - What's the matter with
that unit on the left.Copy !req
1455. - We.Copy !req
1456. - Call them back.Copy !req
1457. We must not risk being seen.Copy !req
1458. - Allay!Copy !req
1459. - Milk, milk, get your two percent,Copy !req
1460. get your butter, sticks or patties.Copy !req
1461. Milk.Copy !req
1462. - Josie how many more
thousand miles we gotta go?Copy !req
1463. - About five more miles.Copy !req
1464. It's rough, I don't wanna try it at night.Copy !req
1465. We'll stop at the first good place.Copy !req
1466. - Are you sure you can find them?Copy !req
1467. - You could blindfold
me an I could find 'em.Copy !req
1468. - There's an extra leg in there.Copy !req
1469. - Some help spendin the loot.Copy !req
1470. - Ha if Nicki was here
he'd be orderin you aroundCopy !req
1471. just like he always did.Copy !req
1472. - You know what, I miss
bein told what to do.Copy !req
1473. - Ah that looks like a good place.Copy !req
1474. We'll pull in there.Copy !req
1475. - Okay now remember our rule,Copy !req
1476. only one dead at each place.Copy !req
1477. - Hey if they got drunk againCopy !req
1478. they won't have any pants left at all.Copy !req
1479. - Drink, drink, drink.Copy !req
1480. - So far so good, nobody dead yet.Copy !req
1481. - The prison.Copy !req
1482. - What Jose?Copy !req
1483. - Josie if the cops are waitin for us,Copy !req
1484. how do ya figure we're gonna
get the diamond outta here.Copy !req
1485. - Think about it.Copy !req
1486. - Sure I can't help ya?Copy !req
1487. - I think we can manage
without ya, get lost.Copy !req
1488. - Well I'll see ya at
lunch then, I'm outta here.Copy !req
1489. - Too bad nice guy.Copy !req
1490. - Ha he's nothin.Copy !req
1491. - Hey any chance a
promotin a drink a water?Copy !req
1492. - I'll get him some.Copy !req
1493. - Oh, scuse me miss.Copy !req
1494. - Come to the church in the wild wood.Copy !req
1495. - I thirst.Copy !req
1496. - Have a drink.Copy !req
1497. - Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
1498. - Well good cause that's what's happening.Copy !req
1499. - I don't get it.Copy !req
1500. - It's just water.Copy !req
1501. - You will.Copy !req
1502. - Just what is it with you?Copy !req
1503. - Stuff.Copy !req
1504. - Thanks.Copy !req
1505. - Water.Copy !req
1506. - We gotta get some wood
before it gets dark.Copy !req
1507. - I'll get some.Copy !req
1508. - Oh hi.Copy !req
1509. - Not you again, we can't keep doing this.Copy !req
1510. - Why don't you tell me
the story of your life.Copy !req
1511. - Before I went into crime?Copy !req
1512. - You were never in it.Copy !req
1513. - Well don't tell my friends.Copy !req
1514. - You alright?Copy !req
1515. - Oh sure just great.Copy !req
1516. - Wrists sore?Copy !req
1517. - Not too sore.Copy !req
1518. - So how have your stools been have.Copy !req
1519. - Try that again an I'll kill ya.Copy !req
1520. - Now what's going on?Copy !req
1521. - Oh I was just checking
his ropes for the nightCopy !req
1522. and he tried to get fresh.Copy !req
1523. - You sure it wasn't your idea?Copy !req
1524. - I'm sure.Copy !req
1525. - Next time we kidnap Ernest Borgnine.Copy !req
1526. - How's that?Copy !req
1527. - Didn't have to cut off his hands.Copy !req
1528. - Hi what's up?Copy !req
1529. - Says who.Copy !req
1530. - Cut it out you two.Copy !req
1531. - Looks like your buddy here,Copy !req
1532. - I say there's too many
cooks in the kitchen.Copy !req
1533. - Always knows you're
around to protect him.Copy !req
1534. - So what.Copy !req
1535. - So I don't like it that's all.Copy !req
1536. And I see something between 'em.Copy !req
1537. - Yeah see somethin between 'em.Copy !req
1538. - That's no stranger.Copy !req
1539. - Girls, girls plenty
of Touch to go around.Copy !req
1540. - Gripes me.Copy !req
1541. - Well knock it off an
let's get some shut eye.Copy !req
1542. - Yeah sure, warden.Copy !req
1543. You gotta go for that dame don't ya?Copy !req
1544. - Bother ya red?Copy !req
1545. - It's orange not red.Copy !req
1546. - I wouldn't.Copy !req
1547. - What what?Copy !req
1548. - Can't get enough a that shot.Copy !req
1549. - Who tee-peed the swamp?Copy !req
1550. - those gators will ya?Copy !req
1551. I'd like to get outta here
the same shape I got in.Copy !req
1552. - Well that could be improved.Copy !req
1553. - Yeah, says who?Copy !req
1554. - Their breasts are gone.Copy !req
1555. - Hmm.Copy !req
1556. - Nah, she's still asleep.Copy !req
1557. She must think we're workin.Copy !req
1558. - Whoa hold on.Copy !req
1559. - As we left the clam flowage that day,Copy !req
1560. we knew that one day soon,Copy !req
1561. we would return to seek
the wiley bucket mouth.Copy !req
1562. Next up, Myrna with a
new carp ball recipe.Copy !req
1563. - Do not bring your padding here.Copy !req
1564. - Looks like the bayou's all clogged up.Copy !req
1565. - Hey, Rog,Copy !req
1566. hey Roger's getting
footage for another movie.Copy !req
1567. - Uh Rog, over here buddy.Copy !req
1568. Rog.Copy !req
1569. Roger.Copy !req
1570. Roger would you please
da da with the thing.Copy !req
1571. - Oh man what do we do now?Copy !req
1572. - I sure wasn't this way the last time.Copy !req
1573. - No but it sure is now.Copy !req
1574. - They got a flat?Copy !req
1575. - Right down the middle.Copy !req
1576. - Why can't we go around?Copy !req
1577. - And take a chance on getting lost?Copy !req
1578. We could be wondering around this messCopy !req
1579. for the rest of our lives,
which wouldn't be long.Copy !req
1580. - Looks like this stuff'll
catch on the propeller.Copy !req
1581. - Do we have to row through this?Copy !req
1582. - Stop fighting, just stop fighting.Copy !req
1583. - Alright, how are we gonna
get through this mess?Copy !req
1584. - We'll pull ourselves through.Copy !req
1585. It's only a coupla feet deep.Copy !req
1586. We'll take turns.Copy !req
1587. - At Touch.Copy !req
1588. - That's one of Ernest's paddles.Copy !req
1589. - How long's it gonna take
us to get through Josie?Copy !req
1590. - How do I know?Copy !req
1591. All I know is there's no other way.Copy !req
1592. - Giddy up, ha ha just kiddin girls.Copy !req
1593. - Hey don't go to sleep on the job.Copy !req
1594. - Shut up.Copy !req
1595. - Why can't we just joke anymore.Copy !req
1596. - That's all, you two take a turn.Copy !req
1597. - Maybe they should all just walk.Copy !req
1598. - Nice work huh.Copy !req
1599. - Yeah.Copy !req
1600. - Wait a minute, this is an actual trick,Copy !req
1601. this isn't even edited.Copy !req
1602. - Not takin any chances,
we'll keep his hands tied.Copy !req
1603. - Chinese fire drill.Copy !req
1604. - Kinda slow.Copy !req
1605. - See why we should do all the work.Copy !req
1606. - Oh it's stinking swamp water stinks.Copy !req
1607. - Oh that's Touch.Copy !req
1608. - Why don't you two stop
griping and get to work.Copy !req
1609. - Gimme that paddle with the thin part.Copy !req
1610. Gimme that.Copy !req
1611. - Look it's clear water up ahead.Copy !req
1612. - Huh?Copy !req
1613. Credence Clearwater up ahead?Copy !req
1614. - No.Copy !req
1615. - And can't head.Copy !req
1616. - Well that scene was really important.Copy !req
1617. - That wasn't that bad.Copy !req
1618. - As we left the clam flow-age that day,Copy !req
1619. we knew that one day soon
we would return to seekCopy !req
1620. the wiley bucket mouth,Copy !req
1621. did I just say that?Copy !req
1622. - There swamp diamonds cause,Copy !req
1623. on a count of the fact that they'reCopy !req
1624. lookin for diamonds that areCopy !req
1625. sittin in a swamp.Copy !req
1626. - Wouldn't it be funny if
it just turned out to beCopy !req
1627. swamp cubic zirconium?Copy !req
1628. - Mmm no.Copy !req
1629. - This is really the never ending story.Copy !req
1630. - How's bayou?Copy !req
1631. - Fine.Copy !req
1632. - Herb Albert plays the hauntingCopy !req
1633. swamp diamond love theme.Copy !req
1634. - I could use an overdose
of Dramamine right now.Copy !req
1635. - Journey to the beginning of time.Copy !req
1636. - You know sometimes its just nice toCopy !req
1637. look at the scenery and just not talk.Copy !req
1638. - Mmm uh huh.Copy !req
1639. - We're here.Copy !req
1640. - Man I thought we was
never gonna make it.Copy !req
1641. - Gee I sure can't wait to get
my hands on those diamonds.Copy !req
1642. - Must be on a Eda Stockeys.Copy !req
1643. - Mmm hmm.Copy !req
1644. - Barely more sophisticated
than to catch a thiefCopy !req
1645. still pretty good I guess.Copy !req
1646. - Right spot.Copy !req
1647. - Ouch I busted the only nail.Copy !req
1648. - What are they diggin for aCopy !req
1649. six pack a Lone Star or somethin?Copy !req
1650. - It's in the boat.Copy !req
1651. - Hey bring the shovel.Copy !req
1652. - Shovel coming up.Copy !req
1653. - Hey how long you been here?Copy !req
1654. - Ropes hurting your wrists?Copy !req
1655. - What wrists?Copy !req
1656. - What breast?Copy !req
1657. - I wish I could untie ya.Copy !req
1658. - I wish you could too.Copy !req
1659. - Hurry up.Copy !req
1660. - If I weren't tied we could jump 'em now.Copy !req
1661. - Or you could all jump me.Copy !req
1662. - What makes you think I would want to?Copy !req
1663. - You do.Copy !req
1664. - Am I that transparent?Copy !req
1665. - If one of us were wounded,Copy !req
1666. we'd never get outta here alive.Copy !req
1667. - Why don't you let me in on the secret.Copy !req
1668. - Come on where's the shovel?Copy !req
1669. - I'm just an average american crook.Copy !req
1670. Josie's watchin.Copy !req
1671. - Found the shovel.Copy !req
1672. - I had to look all over the boat for it.Copy !req
1673. - Here's the shovel.Copy !req
1674. - I feel something.Copy !req
1675. It's right here I can feel it.Copy !req
1676. - Watch out with that thing.Copy !req
1677. - Aw who needs it.Copy !req
1678. - Hey I worked hard for that shovel.Copy !req
1679. - I've got it.Copy !req
1680. - That straw's hard to move.Copy !req
1681. - Watch it now.Copy !req
1682. - Wait a minute, why did they
bury a realistic clock radio?Copy !req
1683. - Man it's what I'm here for.Copy !req
1684. - Oh you an me both.Copy !req
1685. - Well open it Josie, open it up.Copy !req
1686. - Here, I'll do it.Copy !req
1687. - Now hold it, you wanna bust the thing?Copy !req
1688. - Oh smart, ever heard of ricochet?Copy !req
1689. - We're shooting it execution style.Copy !req
1690. - Ya got it.Copy !req
1691. - Oh I hope they didn't kill the diamonds.Copy !req
1692. - Oh wait a minute hold it.Copy !req
1693. - Now first a prayer.Copy !req
1694. - Peace on earth was all it said.Copy !req
1695. - Its a rockle stud center.Copy !req
1696. - Too bad you couldn't
bring yourself to doCopy !req
1697. a quarter the diggin.Copy !req
1698. - That was uncalled for.Copy !req
1699. - Oh man it's rainin diamonds.Copy !req
1700. - Look you could just wait toCopy !req
1701. get your own share to play with.Copy !req
1702. - Oh you can cut it out knockin
me around now that I'm rich.Copy !req
1703. - Don't you're askin for it.Copy !req
1704. - Oh ha ha.Copy !req
1705. She's always lookin for
a reason to wrestle.Copy !req
1706. - Its dream on.Copy !req
1707. - It's Haley Mills and
Haley Mills in the misfits.Copy !req
1708. - Suddenly it's spore wrestling.Copy !req
1709. - This is better than getting slapped.Copy !req
1710. - Hey it's a reenactment of
the break up of The Judd's.Copy !req
1711. - Yes it's Delta Burk and
Linda Blood-worth ThomalsonCopy !req
1712. squarin off.Copy !req
1713. - You know I think this
is really about more thanCopy !req
1714. just diamonds.Copy !req
1715. - Ooh ouch.Copy !req
1716. - You usually find this sort
of thing on pay per view.Copy !req
1717. - Man, all you can eat and a show.Copy !req
1718. - Mmm mmm.Copy !req
1719. - Ah cut it out.Copy !req
1720. - Hey Beverly Garland's bra.Copy !req
1721. I've seen the promise land.Copy !req
1722. - Now stop it or I'll drown both of ya.Copy !req
1723. - You polluted the swamp
with perm solution.Copy !req
1724. - Better get these things in the boat.Copy !req
1725. - Oh see they had to use
the diamonds for fuel.Copy !req
1726. - Better tie you up again.Copy !req
1727. - Okay.Copy !req
1728. - It's getting to feel natural.Copy !req
1729. - Ya know you're not such a bad guy.Copy !req
1730. - You're okay yourself Josie.Copy !req
1731. - Too bad you're so square.Copy !req
1732. Never could figure a legit guy.Copy !req
1733. - Guess I was just brought up wrong.Copy !req
1734. - He's getting good at bringin that on.Copy !req
1735. - I don't like to be laughed at.Copy !req
1736. - What's the matter?Copy !req
1737. - Oh it's just his mouth.Copy !req
1738. - Ya have to hit him
when his hands are tied?Copy !req
1739. - I'd hate to hit him when they wasn't.Copy !req
1740. - Ah good point.Copy !req
1741. - Lets get going.Copy !req
1742. - That suits me.Copy !req
1743. - Man I'd like to get outta this dump.Copy !req
1744. - Man where'd they get all that stuff.Copy !req
1745. Are they the Howells?Copy !req
1746. - Hey Josie,Copy !req
1747. you figure they got the swamp
surrounded lookin for us?Copy !req
1748. - Ah they'll surround us alright.Copy !req
1749. But they gotta big area to surround.Copy !req
1750. We'll get outta here.Copy !req
1751. Unless you wanna stay here.Copy !req
1752. - Now part two, the trip home.Copy !req
1753. - Nooo.Copy !req
1754. - Nooo.Copy !req
1755. - Hey can we stop and wrestle now?Copy !req
1756. - What am I thinking I gotta
get ready for my big date.Copy !req
1757. What am I gonna wear, what am I gonna do,Copy !req
1758. what are we gonna do?Copy !req
1759. I gotta get my blazer out, my nice tie.Copy !req
1760. - Not much farther honey.Copy !req
1761. - So you see, I'm the
muscular one on the leftCopy !req
1762. who makes a lot of theCopy !req
1763. intellectual type comments.Copy !req
1764. You know they actually
had to widen my seatCopy !req
1765. because my shoulders kept hitting Joel.Copy !req
1766. - Really, I don't,Copy !req
1767. I don't remember that.Copy !req
1768. - Ah ha ha, well of
course I monitor myselfCopy !req
1769. so as not to make the others look bad.Copy !req
1770. Nice fellas and all but ah,Copy !req
1771. you understand.Copy !req
1772. - But Tom, we better get
along on the ah date part.Copy !req
1773. I've only set aside
about two more minutes.Copy !req
1774. - Huh, yeah neat.Copy !req
1775. You know it's so refreshin
to meet someone elseCopy !req
1776. who enjoys the cinema,Copy !req
1777. you know I feel people are
hungry for intelligent filmsCopy !req
1778. to talk about in a well
an intellectual way.Copy !req
1779. You'll excuse me for a moment won't you?Copy !req
1780. - Hmm yeah whatever.Copy !req
1781. - Hey, Joel thanks for settin all this up.Copy !req
1782. It's really helping.Copy !req
1783. An I think Gypsy's really
enjoyin herself over there.Copy !req
1784. - Great.Copy !req
1785. - Hey can you set us up
with a couple a cokes?Copy !req
1786. - No problem.Copy !req
1787. - Oh and any advice?Copy !req
1788. - Well Tom I'd prolly
rule out the possibilityCopy !req
1789. of a second date if I were you.Copy !req
1790. - Yeah I think it's going really good too.Copy !req
1791. Now after we leave, I thought
we'd stroll the lido deckCopy !req
1792. under a warm Guinness
moon, figuratively speakingCopy !req
1793. of course and then,Copy !req
1794. sandwiches.Copy !req
1795. - Ah Tom, I think you'd
better check on your date.Copy !req
1796. - What?Copy !req
1797. - So you wanna know how to make Tom cry?Copy !req
1798. - Ha ha ha ah.Copy !req
1799. - Scram.Copy !req
1800. Hazzah fair maiden.Copy !req
1801. Your prince have procured an elixir fitCopy !req
1802. for only the fairest of the fair.Copy !req
1803. - What?Copy !req
1804. - Ah Joel brought us a couple a cokes.Copy !req
1805. - Oh.Copy !req
1806. Uh isn't that Crow guy funny?Copy !req
1807. - Yeah I suppose so, for
the occasional diversion.Copy !req
1808. But he hardly compares with the works ofCopy !req
1809. Yeets Neeshka Dolce Eskitty,Copy !req
1810. which of course I read every week.Copy !req
1811. - Oh right ah Tom, this was really fun andCopy !req
1812. and your time's up but I'm going,Copy !req
1813. but you should stay and have fun.Copy !req
1814. Okay thanks bye.Copy !req
1815. - No no I wouldn't dream of staying.Copy !req
1816. I'll walk you home.Copy !req
1817. - But Tom I only live 10 feet away.Copy !req
1818. - And I shall walk on air all the while.Copy !req
1819. After you my sweet vision.Copy !req
1820. - Oh alright.Copy !req
1821. - These are the precious years.Copy !req
1822. We'll be right back.Copy !req
1823. - Oh sorry I'm late,Copy !req
1824. date went great.Copy !req
1825. Scuse me, pardon me,
tell ya bout it later.Copy !req
1826. Hey Joe Neemeth,Copy !req
1827. oh.Copy !req
1828. - Huh, no pants.Copy !req
1829. - Oh she's gonna put
her hand gun in water.Copy !req
1830. - Good thing she's doing
this under the cover of day.Copy !req
1831. - The gun in Betty Lou's fly.Copy !req
1832. - Was that a gun in Betty
Lou's handbag reference?Copy !req
1833. - Yeah.Copy !req
1834. - Is that out yet?Copy !req
1835. - Just drop it for now.Copy !req
1836. - I'm gonna turn to a
life of cri- oh wait.Copy !req
1837. - Now to put the gun
with the rightful owner.Copy !req
1838. She's like the gun fairy.Copy !req
1839. - Oh gracious, they'll all be
so surprised when they wake upCopy !req
1840. and their guns are all nice and clean.Copy !req
1841. - But santa why,Copy !req
1842. why are you taking my gun?Copy !req
1843. - Yeah she'll prolly go eat
all the Nutter Butter's too.Copy !req
1844. - While these women sleep,
a pasty film is being made.Copy !req
1845. - So who was Betty Lou?Copy !req
1846. - Drop it okay.Copy !req
1847. - It's okay Billy, go back to sleep.Copy !req
1848. - Is grandma here yet?Copy !req
1849. - Oh she has an early
shift somewhere I guess.Copy !req
1850. - Beverly stop.Copy !req
1851. I beg of you to think about this.Copy !req
1852. You'll never get on My
Three Son's if you do this.Copy !req
1853. - Well she's taking her pig
nose amp wherever she's goin.Copy !req
1854. - Mmm.Copy !req
1855. - Think I'll leave them
a can of smoked oystersCopy !req
1856. and some soda crackers.Copy !req
1857. - Touch, Touch, thought I
heard ya callin my name now.Copy !req
1858. - What kinda cologne does he wear?Copy !req
1859. - Move, gee your hand smells funny.Copy !req
1860. - Wanna take a trip with me?Copy !req
1861. You might like it, when we got there.Copy !req
1862. I don't wanna kill you.Copy !req
1863. - Does she have TMJ?Copy !req
1864. - I really don't wanna kill you.Copy !req
1865. I got the diamonds,Copy !req
1866. - You got the shaft.Copy !req
1867. - And the guns.Copy !req
1868. - I'm namin myself Touch.Copy !req
1869. That's it.Copy !req
1870. - You come with me an don't make a sound.Copy !req
1871. - Mmm bullet in the head or
go with the psycho woman.Copy !req
1872. Tough choice.Copy !req
1873. - Now wait, why is she
taking him with her?Copy !req
1874. - She wants it all.Copy !req
1875. - Oh.Copy !req
1876. - Wants to taste it all.Copy !req
1877. - Um I haven't had a line in 10 minutes.Copy !req
1878. I need a line.Copy !req
1879. Can I just say a little one.Copy !req
1880. - Oh today I'm just gonna sleep in.Copy !req
1881. - Oh, how long have I been posing?Copy !req
1882. - Can someone come over
here an unbunch me?Copy !req
1883. - Josie,Copy !req
1884. - Wake the pussy cats.Copy !req
1885. - Wake up.Copy !req
1886. - What's the matter?Copy !req
1887. - They're gone.Copy !req
1888. - They got my gun.Copy !req
1889. - Mine too.Copy !req
1890. - The diamonds.Copy !req
1891. - That crazy, sneaky little.Copy !req
1892. - She took the wax beans.Copy !req
1893. - The boat.Copy !req
1894. Hey it's still here.Copy !req
1895. - Why do you suppose she
didn't take the boat?Copy !req
1896. - To hard to carry.Copy !req
1897. - Why did she take Bob?Copy !req
1898. - Couldn't you see she
was crazy about him?Copy !req
1899. - But she loved that boat.Copy !req
1900. - Come on let's go.Copy !req
1901. - Where?Copy !req
1902. - Well after her, where else?Copy !req
1903. - Now wait a minute.Copy !req
1904. Vera's smart and she's clever,Copy !req
1905. there's gotta be a reason why
she didn't take that boat.Copy !req
1906. - In order to catch a girl
ya gotta think like a girl.Copy !req
1907. - She wanted us to come runnin after her.Copy !req
1908. - You can't let her get away.Copy !req
1909. - Well I'm not about to go
running into a bullet either.Copy !req
1910. - I don't know how she did it.Copy !req
1911. - First thing we've gotta do
is find out where she's at.Copy !req
1912. - But how?Copy !req
1913. - We better see her before she sees us.Copy !req
1914. Because she'll kill us.Copy !req
1915. - Just like that?Copy !req
1916. Well I guess the first thing
is to find their trail.Copy !req
1917. - Well she left her curling iron,Copy !req
1918. she'll be back an we'll be ready for her.Copy !req
1919. - Beverly, Beverly ha
ha ha I love that one.Copy !req
1920. - Wait a minute, this
tree wasn't here before.Copy !req
1921. - Josie.Copy !req
1922. - You can see where they went.Copy !req
1923. She probably held a gun on him.Copy !req
1924. - You can tell a lot from a leaf.Copy !req
1925. - She wasn't no good.Copy !req
1926. - It wasn't exactly a surprise to me.Copy !req
1927. - Look if she went through this mess,Copy !req
1928. I guess we can too.Copy !req
1929. Now remember if she sees us
we're dead so keep quiet.Copy !req
1930. - What if we see her?Copy !req
1931. - Josie what are we gonna
do when we find her?Copy !req
1932. - Oh beats me.Copy !req
1933. - Well then why do we have to?Copy !req
1934. - Oh let's do one thing at a time,Copy !req
1935. come on.Copy !req
1936. - Just keep quiet.Copy !req
1937. - Little roundeck chairs.Copy !req
1938. - Oh the Uncola man
should be sitting there.Copy !req
1939. - Wait there's traces of
groom and clean on this bush.Copy !req
1940. - Maybe we should split
up into groups of one.Copy !req
1941. - Let's synchronize your watch.Copy !req
1942. - Nawr nawr nawr nawr nawr nawr nawr.Copy !req
1943. - Well at least I look hot.Copy !req
1944. - You're really douchy you know that?Copy !req
1945. - How long do we play this game?Copy !req
1946. - Until its over.Copy !req
1947. - Oh.Copy !req
1948. - Get behind here.Copy !req
1949. - I got a way to get us in thereCopy !req
1950. and you're gonna lead us.Copy !req
1951. - How did she ever get up in that tree?Copy !req
1952. - She's gonna catapult.Copy !req
1953. - How did she ever get up
there with all those guns?Copy !req
1954. - If I know Vera she's got 'em lined upCopy !req
1955. like a shootin galley.Copy !req
1956. - Looks like Bob's okay.Copy !req
1957. - I bet she's got sandwiches up there too.Copy !req
1958. - We could spread out an
rush her from three sides.Copy !req
1959. - That's exactly what
she expects us to do.Copy !req
1960. - Is she a good shot?Copy !req
1961. - Oh she can hit anything she can see.Copy !req
1962. - If we were to rush out there,Copy !req
1963. we'd all three be dead
before we could reach her.Copy !req
1964. - Looks kinda like Jane
Russel in the outlaw.Copy !req
1965. - What are we gonna do?Copy !req
1966. - Both sanctions.Copy !req
1967. - Let me think a minute.Copy !req
1968. Now she figures that she can shoot us,Copy !req
1969. but we can't shoot her.Copy !req
1970. - And that's bad for us right?Copy !req
1971. - We got nothin to shoot her with.Copy !req
1972. - That's right, so if we could shoot her,Copy !req
1973. the surprise will be on our side.Copy !req
1974. - Yeah that'd be a real surprise alright.Copy !req
1975. - Come on I got an idea.Copy !req
1976. - Angels, you're going undercoverCopy !req
1977. at the swimsuit competition.Copy !req
1978. - Wait what was our plan?Copy !req
1979. I'm all confused.Copy !req
1980. - I used to make these when I was a kid.Copy !req
1981. Got a couple of rats with 'em once.Copy !req
1982. - Weird childhood.Copy !req
1983. - Sure hope you can get one more.Copy !req
1984. - How far do you think you can throw it?Copy !req
1985. - I'm not exactly the
smallest girl in the class.Copy !req
1986. - Wow what a range.Copy !req
1987. - But no trajectory.Copy !req
1988. - I'll circle around.Copy !req
1989. And then when I whistle like I told yaCopy !req
1990. get her to take a shot at ya.Copy !req
1991. Ya gotta get her to take a shot at yaCopy !req
1992. but don't do it so good
you get yourself killed.Copy !req
1993. Understand?Copy !req
1994. - Ah what risk are you taking again?Copy !req
1995. - Man I sure hope you
can throw that thing.Copy !req
1996. - I do too now go on.Copy !req
1997. - So now Eve Martin's in charge.Copy !req
1998. - Ya know I bet they prolly missCopy !req
1999. the curfew at the prison already.Copy !req
2000. - This is Curt Gowdy,
join me Touch ConnersCopy !req
2001. and Eve Martin as we
hunt for Beverly GarlandCopy !req
2002. on the Louisiana bayou.Copy !req
2003. - Hello.Copy !req
2004. - Who dee who, who dee who.Copy !req
2005. - Hey Vera.Copy !req
2006. - Oh hi.Copy !req
2007. - What are the bullets gonna fall on her?Copy !req
2008. - Oh hot, ooh.Copy !req
2009. - Hey Vera,Copy !req
2010. - I just wanna know if you
have any cream rinse left.Copy !req
2011. - She caught it.Copy !req
2012. - Sss, oh think I woulda learned.Copy !req
2013. - Top a the tree ma.Copy !req
2014. - Why don't they come out?Copy !req
2015. - I don't know, kinda weird isn't it?Copy !req
2016. - Branch Conners.Copy !req
2017. - Uh oh, sn, sn,Copy !req
2018. - Oh ah I'm here.Copy !req
2019. - Hey hey what are ya doin?Copy !req
2020. - What?Copy !req
2021. - Wait a minute, she tied him to a treeCopy !req
2022. he can pull outta the ground.Copy !req
2023. - Is that the tree she's in?Copy !req
2024. - Hey Snake Conners.Copy !req
2025. - Oh good catch Beverly.Copy !req
2026. - Oh that was worse than the gun.Copy !req
2027. - There goes bikini season for me.Copy !req
2028. - Hoo ha.Copy !req
2029. - Uh oh.Copy !req
2030. - Hey he was just a Manics fan.Copy !req
2031. He wanted his autograph.Copy !req
2032. - Off the three meter
bar, Beverly Garland.Copy !req
2033. - I got her, come on.Copy !req
2034. - Now we gotta field dress her.Copy !req
2035. - She's dead.Copy !req
2036. - Jim.Copy !req
2037. - Are you okay?Copy !req
2038. - Lot better than I was.Copy !req
2039. - She's dead alright.Copy !req
2040. Real dead.Copy !req
2041. - Now those two look like Kabooki actors.Copy !req
2042. - That snake almost got you.Copy !req
2043. - Ah.Copy !req
2044. - There's on thing I
can't stand it's snakes.Copy !req
2045. Can't ya get rid of it?Copy !req
2046. - I didn't care much for this one either.Copy !req
2047. Another second and I'd a been dead.Copy !req
2048. - She shot it?Copy !req
2049. - Yeah.Copy !req
2050. - Before the spear got her?Copy !req
2051. - No afterwards.Copy !req
2052. Last thing she did before she fell.Copy !req
2053. - Redemption ladies and
gentlemen, redemption.Copy !req
2054. - Funny thing, she always wanted to kill.Copy !req
2055. Kill anything.Copy !req
2056. And the last thing she
did was save his life.Copy !req
2057. - The last thing she did wasCopy !req
2058. kill a snake.Copy !req
2059. - Mmm ya don't need Andria
Dworkin to figure that one out.Copy !req
2060. - Well we're back on track.Copy !req
2061. We lost another one at that campsite.Copy !req
2062. - And as we re-entered the clam flow-ageCopy !req
2063. - Would you please.Copy !req
2064. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
2065. - So this gun was actually
in Betty Lou's handbag.Copy !req
2066. - Would you please.Copy !req
2067. - Stop it.Copy !req
2068. - Okay we need volunteers to
get killed at this campsite.Copy !req
2069. - How much further we gotta go now Josie?Copy !req
2070. - Just a couple a more miles.Copy !req
2071. - Oh let's go.Copy !req
2072. - We're not takin any chances.Copy !req
2073. They're probly waiting for us.Copy !req
2074. Gonna get dark pretty soon.Copy !req
2075. I wanna see when I get outta here.Copy !req
2076. - Please, call me Touch.Copy !req
2077. - I'm not interested in
how you lost those girls.Copy !req
2078. I'm only interested in finding them.Copy !req
2079. - I know I haven't been
in the film for awhile.Copy !req
2080. - Slightest suspicion
and they'd just assumeCopy !req
2081. kill Lieutenant Hampton as look at her.Copy !req
2082. - Two dollars for the
first minute, I understand.Copy !req
2083. - Doesn't matter now
whether we're seen or not.Copy !req
2084. The important thing is to make contact.Copy !req
2085. Sure it's a big jungle but
we've got a big force out there.Copy !req
2086. - Yeah apparently they
brought their evil in there.Copy !req
2087. - Alright.Copy !req
2088. - Dick come in here will ya.Copy !req
2089. - One two three four five six seven eight,Copy !req
2090. 20 40 50 million so over.Copy !req
2091. - I can hardly wait to get to that fenceCopy !req
2092. and turn these diamonds
into spendin money.Copy !req
2093. - She's cleanin your gun
with nail polish remover.Copy !req
2094. - How much is the cut
three ways now huh Josie?Copy !req
2095. - Seems to me you'd like to
get to that fence too Lee.Copy !req
2096. - Huh?Copy !req
2097. Oh I ah, I got one of my own.Copy !req
2098. - We grew up together.Copy !req
2099. - Well maybe he could
give me a better price.Copy !req
2100. - Boy she looks like Vince Edwards.Copy !req
2101. - About the same.Copy !req
2102. - Ya never know.Copy !req
2103. How would I get in touch with him?Copy !req
2104. - I'd rather keep that to myself.Copy !req
2105. - Well that's a fine way to actCopy !req
2106. after what we've done for you.Copy !req
2107. - It hasn't been a one way street ya know.Copy !req
2108. - No it's been more like a parkway.Copy !req
2109. - That's right.Copy !req
2110. - Well I don't think it's very,Copy !req
2111. - Forget it Billy.Copy !req
2112. Well we should be out of
here in a couple of hours.Copy !req
2113. - The movie?Copy !req
2114. - It's sure gonna seem funnyCopy !req
2115. without you orderin me around Josie.Copy !req
2116. - Gonna seem funny without
you an Vera squabblinCopy !req
2117. all the time too.Copy !req
2118. - Boy women convicts are
a lot more supportive.Copy !req
2119. - Sure will.Copy !req
2120. - Oh my rides here, bye.Copy !req
2121. - Oh it's just my police back up.Copy !req
2122. - Aren't you?Copy !req
2123. They prolly got this
whole jungle surrounded.Copy !req
2124. - So it's a jungle or a swamp?Copy !req
2125. - I don't know.Copy !req
2126. - Poor old Vera,Copy !req
2127. - She shoulda let that snake get Bob.Copy !req
2128. - What do you mean?Copy !req
2129. - Save us the trouble.Copy !req
2130. - Aw Josie, can't you
think a no other way.Copy !req
2131. He's cute.Copy !req
2132. - He may be cute but
as long as he can talk,Copy !req
2133. we got a couple extra murder raps.Copy !req
2134. - And ya got one, ya got a dozen.Copy !req
2135. - Just tie him up an leave him.Copy !req
2136. - Why should we?Copy !req
2137. - Ah what are you guys
talkin about over there?Copy !req
2138. - Edge of the jungle.Copy !req
2139. A gunshot will bring whoever's
looking for us a runnin.Copy !req
2140. - So what's my sub text here, hello?Copy !req
2141. - Lookin for us.Copy !req
2142. - You sure don't like gun shots do ya?Copy !req
2143. - Not when they attract
attention and get us caught.Copy !req
2144. - You don't like 'em when
they kill anybody either.Copy !req
2145. - Touch back here, really don't
have much of a role anymore.Copy !req
2146. Can I leave?Copy !req
2147. - I wonder if you've got any guts.Copy !req
2148. - She sure don't like
to see no body get hurt.Copy !req
2149. - Not when it's not necessary.Copy !req
2150. - Seems to me that this one's necessary.Copy !req
2151. - Ears are burnin.Copy !req
2152. - The sound'll bring 'em.Copy !req
2153. - There won't be any sound.Copy !req
2154. - Would you like to try it?Copy !req
2155. - Mumbly peg?Copy !req
2156. - Why should I, it's not my idea.Copy !req
2157. - Might make us all feel a little closer.Copy !req
2158. - Yeah, why should we be the only onesCopy !req
2159. with the murder rap on our heads.Copy !req
2160. - Hey guys, ah don't kill me okay.Copy !req
2161. - I'm part of the gang now right?Copy !req
2162. - Thank ya very much.Copy !req
2163. - Okay you two wing nuts I'll do it.Copy !req
2164. - Give me your gun.Copy !req
2165. - Why should I?Copy !req
2166. I'll kill him for ya if ya want.Copy !req
2167. Gimme the knife.Copy !req
2168. - It's just a little late.Copy !req
2169. Give me your gun.Copy !req
2170. - Uh oh.Copy !req
2171. - Are there scenes like this inCopy !req
2172. The Gun in Betty Lou's Handbag?Copy !req
2173. - No there aren't scenes like this inCopy !req
2174. The Gun in Betty Lou's Handbag.Copy !req
2175. - Did you see it?Copy !req
2176. - No would you.Copy !req
2177. - Wonder if it's on video.Copy !req
2178. - Would you just watch.Copy !req
2179. - Whoa this tunnel vision there.Copy !req
2180. - Didn't you see that big
beige thing comin at her?Copy !req
2181. - Hey Roy,Copy !req
2182. check out the action over there.Copy !req
2183. - Head butt.Copy !req
2184. - Oh.Copy !req
2185. - When you're a jet,
you're a jet all the way.Copy !req
2186. - Classic Manic's disarm.Copy !req
2187. - Very nice.Copy !req
2188. - No really I'm a cop.Copy !req
2189. You have the right to remain silent.Copy !req
2190. Oh ow.Copy !req
2191. - Oh she's got her in a Mark Eaton.Copy !req
2192. - Ooh.Copy !req
2193. - Uh.Copy !req
2194. - Pepper never would have stood for this.Copy !req
2195. - Uh uh.Copy !req
2196. - Ouch.Copy !req
2197. - Come on end of the wire.Copy !req
2198. - There ya go that's better.Copy !req
2199. - Come on.Copy !req
2200. - What kind of police
force is this anyway?Copy !req
2201. - Sends one of yours to the cellarCopy !req
2202. ya send one of hers to the spa.Copy !req
2203. That's the Chicago way.Copy !req
2204. - I said you have the
right to remain silent.Copy !req
2205. - Bad Touch.Copy !req
2206. Bad Touch.Copy !req
2207. - Touch you're crowding the plate.Copy !req
2208. - That's a Spock move.Copy !req
2209. - Swing an a miss, oh and two.Copy !req
2210. - Uh.Copy !req
2211. Ooh.Copy !req
2212. - She's blonde Jim.Copy !req
2213. - Now I suppose you wanna hit me too.Copy !req
2214. - Uh I think you're makin
some assumptions here.Copy !req
2215. - Would you untie me?Copy !req
2216. - Hey, don't Touch Conners me there.Copy !req
2217. - I'm gonna have to take ya in.Copy !req
2218. - What, is he a cop?Copy !req
2219. - Wait, Touch and Go, their cops.Copy !req
2220. - I'll go.Copy !req
2221. - Oh oh he's kissing her her rights.Copy !req
2222. - You have the right to remain hot,Copy !req
2223. anything I have will be held against you.Copy !req
2224. - Well, here comes the lunch wagon.Copy !req
2225. - The police boat.Copy !req
2226. - Don't worry, I'll stand by you.Copy !req
2227. - But pinch comes.Copy !req
2228. - Well pat, what about how?Copy !req
2229. - How?Copy !req
2230. - No.Copy !req
2231. - Snake.Copy !req
2232. - What are you havin?Copy !req
2233. - Snack.Copy !req
2234. - Slap.Copy !req
2235. - In the superior court of
Los Angeles a trial was held.Copy !req
2236. In a moment, the results of that trial.Copy !req
2237. - Fox, their corporation for their flamingCopy !req
2238. produce wash to meets.Copy !req
2239. Meyer Lansky Theend.Copy !req
2240. - Oh for cr-.Copy !req
2241. - Th, th, thee.Copy !req
2242. - The end.Copy !req
2243. - So this bag that Betty Lou had.Copy !req
2244. - Oh wow Tom that sounds great.Copy !req
2245. Then what'd you do on your date?Copy !req
2246. - Well then I walked
her back to her place.Copy !req
2247. - Yeah and.Copy !req
2248. - I shared more of my
insights into ice fishing.Copy !req
2249. - Yes.Copy !req
2250. - And.Copy !req
2251. - And.Copy !req
2252. - Well she basically implied
that she was just dyingCopy !req
2253. to see me again.Copy !req
2254. - Tom that's great.Copy !req
2255. - And it was so obvious,
the way she just sort ofCopy !req
2256. barked bye then rushed into her room,Copy !req
2257. slammed the door threw the bolts,Copy !req
2258. flipped the lock, set the chain.Copy !req
2259. Hey, might as well call her right now.Copy !req
2260. Joel would ya do the honors.Copy !req
2261. - Yeah haha.Copy !req
2262. - Yep.Copy !req
2263. Kid's probably sittin by the phone.Copy !req
2264. - Hello,Copy !req
2265. - Hi.Copy !req
2266. - Who is this?Copy !req
2267. - It's me Tom.Copy !req
2268. - Tom who?Copy !req
2269. - Tom Servo.Copy !req
2270. - Tom, oh I'm glad you called.Copy !req
2271. Um I don't think we should
see each other anymore.Copy !req
2272. Let's just be friends, kay, bye.Copy !req
2273. - That's too bad Tom.Copy !req
2274. - You okay buddy?Copy !req
2275. - Yeah I'm fine.Copy !req
2276. Don't get me.Copy !req
2277. Yeah.Copy !req
2278. Fine big deal, no problem, fine.Copy !req
2279. - Well listen, if it gets bad for yaCopy !req
2280. we're here alright, okay,Copy !req
2281. listen we gotta really nice letter here.Copy !req
2282. Ya love letters don't ya?Copy !req
2283. - I like 'em fine.Copy !req
2284. I don't like 'em any more
or less than any other day.Copy !req
2285. What do you mean by that?Copy !req
2286. - This is from Cindy Ketterling.Copy !req
2287. Let's put that up on
still store there Cambot.Copy !req
2288. And she writes,Copy !req
2289. my fiance and I do not
watch very much televisionCopy !req
2290. since most of it is only fit
for the likes of TV's Frank.Copy !req
2291. But we are both devoted fans of MST3TK.Copy !req
2292. It is the only thing on televisionCopy !req
2293. that we watch on a regular basis.Copy !req
2294. Enclosed you will find
a wedding invitation.Copy !req
2295. I will be getting married soon.Copy !req
2296. My boyfriend and I love the show.Copy !req
2297. I took him to see The
Sword and the SorcererCopy !req
2298. and he still asked me out again.Copy !req
2299. It must be true love.Copy !req
2300. Also please tell GypsyCopy !req
2301. - Gypsy.Copy !req
2302. - That if she can take a short break fromCopy !req
2303. running the Harder Functions
of the Satellite of LoveCopy !req
2304. and can shuttle down to
Earth for a few hours,Copy !req
2305. she can be one of my bridesmaids.Copy !req
2306. - Oh, fine, fine I hope you
all will be very happy togetherCopy !req
2307. Cindy, oh man,Copy !req
2308. I can't let Gypsy see me like this.Copy !req
2309. Is my mascara running?Copy !req
2310. - No you're fine.Copy !req
2311. - Okay.Copy !req
2312. I gotta go listen to one of myCopy !req
2313. Dan Hill albums and just lay down.Copy !req
2314. An if Gypsy calls, I'm on a
date with Cindy Crawford okay.Copy !req
2315. - Does this mean Gypsy's available?Copy !req
2316. - Now what do you think Servo.Copy !req
2317. - Shh.Copy !req
2318. I'm watching me on the U-View.Copy !req
2319. Michelle Pfeiffer and I have
just had a fabulous date.Copy !req
2320. We flew over to Paris on the ConcordCopy !req
2321. for a late night dinner on the left bank.Copy !req
2322. I drove the plane for awhile.Copy !req
2323. Oh what's happening.Copy !req
2324. I'm dropping Michelle off at her place?Copy !req
2325. She's motioning for me
to come into her place.Copy !req
2326. Yes Frank alright, woo.Copy !req
2327. You ole dog you.Copy !req
2328. Wait a minute, what am I doing?Copy !req
2329. I'm looking at my watch.Copy !req
2330. I'm pulling a TV guide
out from my back pocket,Copy !req
2331. I'm looking at the listings.Copy !req
2332. I'm telling Michelle I can't stayCopy !req
2333. cause I have to be home
in time for Baywatch.Copy !req
2334. What the hell are you thinking.Copy !req
2335. Stupid idiot dope.Copy !req
2336. Oh oh oh oh oh.Copy !req
2337. Oh push the button Frank.Copy !req