1. - Alright, it's snack time!Copy !req
2. - Oh, hi everybody.Copy !req
3. Welcome to the Satellite
of Love, I'm Joel Robinson.Copy !req
4. We're just waiting for
this week's experiment.Copy !req
5. This is Crow T. Robot.Copy !req
6. - Boogie oogie.Copy !req
7. - And this is Tom Servo.Copy !req
8. - You got Bugles, I love Bugles.Copy !req
9. - You know you guys, I was
just talking to TV's FrankCopy !req
10. and he was saying how this weeks movieCopy !req
11. is in black and white.Copy !req
12. Pretty cool, huh?Copy !req
13. - Oh no, not another black and white.Copy !req
14. - Oh, come on, Crow.Copy !req
15. Black and white's grittier.Copy !req
16. It helps get across the harsh realismCopy !req
17. that is every day life.Copy !req
18. - Oh gee, sounds like fun.Copy !req
19. The way I see it, Robinson,Copy !req
20. the Jones had a depressing
enough life as it was.Copy !req
21. And then, they filmed
it in black and white.Copy !req
22. Give me color, give me some pizzazz!Copy !req
23. - Hey, what do you think, Tom Servo?Copy !req
24. - Uh, about what?Copy !req
25. - Well, you know, that
how some of our moviesCopy !req
26. are in black and white and some
of our movies are in color.Copy !req
27. - Uh, I'm not sure I
understand the question.Copy !req
28. - Oh, come on!Copy !req
29. Movie A, color.Copy !req
30. Movie B, black and white.Copy !req
31. - Look, we can't all
notice the same subtleties.Copy !req
32. - Subtleties?Copy !req
33. Why that's not even the point.Copy !req
34. - Just a second, Crow.Copy !req
35. Uhm, Tom?Copy !req
36. What color is my jumpsuit?Copy !req
37. - Red.Copy !req
38. - Okay, and, what color is Crow?Copy !req
39. - Red.Copy !req
40. - Commercials
in five, four, three, two—Copy !req
41. What color is Dr. Forester?Copy !req
42. - Red! What about it?Copy !req
43. - Okay, I think I know what's wrong.Copy !req
44. We'll be right back.Copy !req
45. - You have a very kind face.Copy !req
46. - Tom, now cut it out!Copy !req
47. I said you were colorblind, not blind.Copy !req
48. - I might as well be.Copy !req
49. For all the azure skies I've
missed, for the green fields,Copy !req
50. and apple blossoms I've never truly seen.Copy !req
51. - When I think of the
elaborate stories you've had toCopy !req
52. invent to cover for the
hideous lie you've been living.Copy !req
53. Oh, Tom, it wouldn't of mattered to me!Copy !req
54. - You guys, you guys.Copy !req
55. You guys, listen to me.Copy !req
56. You're taking this all too seriously.Copy !req
57. I think Tom just has a simple
red-green color deficiency.Copy !req
58. Oh, uh, Joel, Bausch and Lomb are calling.Copy !req
59. - Oh, you're colorblind.Copy !req
60. Uh, what color is this?Copy !req
61. What color is this?Copy !req
62. Sorry.Copy !req
63. Well, Joel, you may not
know that Frank and I,Copy !req
64. with a little prompting
from the Utne Reader,Copy !req
65. have been hosting a
weekly discussion salon.Copy !req
66. - Yet with our hectic schedules,Copy !req
67. often times our guests will
arrive before we've had timeCopy !req
68. to properly review
Susan Faludi's Backlash,Copy !req
69. much less give the apartment
that suitable bohemian look.Copy !req
70. - That's why we've developed these new,Copy !req
71. Beanbag Pants.Copy !req
72. Now, these pants allow
you to relax anywhere.Copy !req
73. And to sit down and have
a nice hot cup of talk.Copy !req
74. Frank, why haven't you
put your pants on yet?Copy !req
75. Joking, of course I kid—Copy !req
76. - Baby got back, uh!Copy !req
77. Actually, you know what?Copy !req
78. They're perfect for sit-ins.Copy !req
79. Imagine just once integrating
a Southern lunch counterCopy !req
80. in cushy comfort.Copy !req
81. - Yes, indeed.Copy !req
82. And they're perfect for
those whispery discussionsCopy !req
83. of white-guilt with good friends.Copy !req
84. Frank?Copy !req
85. - You know, I thought the
invention lacked a certain...Copy !req
86. je ne sais quoi.Copy !req
87. A certain depth.Copy !req
88. - I disagree, and yet it's so refreshingCopy !req
89. to meet someone with a
fresh opinion like yours.Copy !req
90. - Gosh, sirs, that actually
seems like a really nice idea.Copy !req
91. Promoting open dialogue and social change.Copy !req
92. Today's invention exchange
from the Satellite of LoveCopy !req
93. is based on the premise
that it's a really good ideaCopy !req
94. to wear recycled paper as clothing.Copy !req
95. And we've got a persuasive
presentation to prove it.Copy !req
96. - I'm Gypsy, and yesterdays newsCopy !req
97. is tomorrow's fish and chip paper.Copy !req
98. Remember to pitch in.Copy !req
99. - That's right Gypsy,
her dress was a tree,Copy !req
100. then it was a pile of newspapers,Copy !req
101. now it's a dress and soon it
will be a pithy greeting card.Copy !req
102. Pretty responsible, aye?Copy !req
103. - I'm Crow, and my suit is made entirelyCopy !req
104. of used Viva Paper Towels.Copy !req
105. I wear it at the discos,Copy !req
106. 'cause I'm the quicker picker upper.Copy !req
107. - Ha ha ha, true, Crow.Copy !req
108. It's so absorbent.Copy !req
109. You know you could spill soup, drool,Copy !req
110. or even drop a pitcher
of margaritas on himCopy !req
111. and he'll remain warm and dry.Copy !req
112. - And I'm Tom Servo,
and I may be colorblind,Copy !req
113. but it's plain to see I'm wearing a dress.Copy !req
114. What am I, that girl?Copy !req
115. - Maybe so, in that case
can't afford to be seenCopy !req
116. in the same thing twice.Copy !req
117. Change in a flash with
our flash-paper clothing.Copy !req
118. Just one flick of the BIC and...Copy !req
119. - Uh oh.Copy !req
120. Wah-ho, ow oh oh.Copy !req
121. Phew, oh for crying out loud.Copy !req
122. Not only am I colorblind,
I'm flash-blind now too.Copy !req
123. Oh, jeeze, I'm gonna go lay down.Copy !req
124. Whoa, owchie!Copy !req
125. - There go the drapes.Copy !req
126. - What do you think sirs?Copy !req
127. - Sorry, we missed that, Joel.Copy !req
128. Anyway, your movie this week
is called Manhunt in Space.Copy !req
129. But first, a little
kinescope suppository fromCopy !req
130. our video depository.Copy !req
131. It's an old, General Hospital.Copy !req
132. - Oh, don't make me walk
all the way over there, Phil.Copy !req
133. - If this will cheer you up any,Copy !req
134. I called Cynthia and asked her to dinner,Copy !req
135. she accepted, celebrate the engagement.Copy !req
136. - Thanks nurse-ratchet.Copy !req
137. - That's great.Copy !req
138. - Well, wait it was your idea—Copy !req
139. - Alright, alright, I said it was great.Copy !req
140. Didn't I?Copy !req
141. We'll have a ball.Copy !req
142. - Really cheered you up, aye Phil?Copy !req
143. - Jeepers.Copy !req
144. - Sorry, dear.Copy !req
145. - I will now express a modern danceCopy !req
146. to express my true feelings.Copy !req
147. - Oh, this is about
general hospital stuff.Copy !req
148. You know, those little
wrist tags, billing,Copy !req
149. that kind of thing.Copy !req
150. - General
Hospital is brought to you by,Copy !req
151. Kennel—Copy !req
152. - Going up, Mr. Tyler?Copy !req
153. Uh, excuse me.Copy !req
154. Uh, let me get, excuse me, sorry, hello.Copy !req
155. - Sounds like
General Hospital on ice.Copy !req
156. - Good morning, Lucy.Copy !req
157. - Good morning, Jessie.Copy !req
158. (buzzing)
- I'll get it.Copy !req
159. - She's the dark nurse of the soul.Copy !req
160. - Mm mm.Copy !req
161. - Yes, Dr. HardyCopy !req
162. The new x-rays on Mrs. Lions?Copy !req
163. Well, I wouldn't know,
I just came on duty.Copy !req
164. - I think she's
been into the percodan.Copy !req
165. - G'yah.Copy !req
166. - Lucille?Copy !req
167. - Hmm?Copy !req
168. - The tilt pillar on Mrs. Lions,Copy !req
169. has it come up from x-ray?Copy !req
170. - Oh yes.Copy !req
171. - Here are your head-shots for theCopy !req
172. Young and the Restless audition.Copy !req
173. - It's a new cot!Copy !req
174. Oh.Copy !req
175. - Hello, I've been in
the bell tower all morning.Copy !req
176. - Good morning, Dr. Lewis.Copy !req
177. - Good morning, Lucille.Copy !req
178. Is Jessie in?Copy !req
179. - Yes, she just came on duty.Copy !req
180. - Yeah, she's a shade bit broody.Copy !req
181. - Didn't you come to
the hospital together?Copy !req
182. - No, I left the apartment before she did.Copy !req
183. Took a walk.Copy !req
184. - See what you can doCopy !req
185. about making this lobby spookier.Copy !req
186. - Jeeze, he really
sucked the air out of this room.Copy !req
187. - Alright.Copy !req
188. I guess it's a wonderful
but weird institution.Copy !req
189. Aye, Clampett?Copy !req
190. - I wouldn't know Ms. March.Copy !req
191. - I'm not very bright.Copy !req
192. - Looking at it from the
other end of the stethoscope,Copy !req
193. neither would I.Copy !req
194. - Ah, Swiss Miss,Copy !req
195. will you get me another cup of cocoa?Copy !req
196. - More letters on how
unappealing you are, sir.Copy !req
197. - She kinda
looks like Uncle Miltie.Copy !req
198. - Yeah.Copy !req
199. - Huh, here comes nurse-feratu.Copy !req
200. - Yeesh.Copy !req
201. Well I think everybody
admitted to this hospitalCopy !req
202. commits suicide.Copy !req
203. - Jessie?Copy !req
204. - Ee-yah!Copy !req
205. - Did you decide to invite—Copy !req
206. - My God, you're ugly.Copy !req
207. - To celebrate the engagement?Copy !req
208. - Did you ih-vite
Cyn-phia and K-eh-en Mah-tanCopy !req
209. tuh deen-ah tuh cel-uh-ba-rate
yur ehn-gah-hage-mant.Copy !req
210. - It'll help clear the air.Copy !req
211. - Pshhh.Copy !req
212. - Oh, I don't know Lucille,Copy !req
213. I'm having my doubts that it's very smart.Copy !req
214. - Well it's what Phil suggested, isn't it?Copy !req
215. - Phill-th?Copy !req
216. - It's what Phil suggested,Copy !req
217. but I'm not very sure he really wants to.Copy !req
218. - Oh Phil this, Phil that.Copy !req
219. Everything's Phil, Phil, Phil.Copy !req
220. - What good is it gonna do?Copy !req
221. - Well it will sort of make
the engagement official.Copy !req
222. - Whe-ell itch-ill short-off make-shCopy !req
223. the en-gah-hage-ment off-fish-ill.Copy !req
224. - That Cynthia is going
to marry Ken Martin.Copy !req
225. That's what it'll do.Copy !req
226. - Tatch what it'll dooo.Copy !req
227. - At least, I hope you're right.Copy !req
228. - Would you please
take a breath mint?Copy !req
229. - So, uh, what's
the barber doing here?Copy !req
230. - Oh I'd like to
counter-sign the medicationCopy !req
231. for Mr. Turner.Copy !req
232. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
233. - Jeeze, he was old even then.Copy !req
234. - Oh, uh, I'll be in Martha Lions' room.Copy !req
235. - Yes, Dr. Hardy.Copy !req
236. - Good morning, Jessie.Copy !req
237. - Morning, Dr. Hardy.Copy !req
238. - Man I've still got it, don't I?Copy !req
239. Damn I'm good.Copy !req
240. "Good morning, Jessie"
was a stroke of genius.Copy !req
241. - Oh doctor! Do you mind?Copy !req
242. - I think you're
being a little unfair.Copy !req
243. - She's nude.Copy !req
244. - And maybe it is a simple
case of indigestion,Copy !req
245. but I'm worried.Copy !req
246. I want to be absolutely sure
that there's nothing wrong.Copy !req
247. - Oh, my barber's here. Gotta go.Copy !req
248. - George, Dr. Hardy
just came into the room.Copy !req
249. He looks as though he might
have some news for me?Copy !req
250. - Oh, it's just about
that cyst with teeth and hair.Copy !req
251. - Yes, indeed he does.Copy !req
252. Yes, I'll call you back, dear. Bye.Copy !req
253. - Hi, that was Vince Edwards,Copy !req
254. he gave me a second opinion.Copy !req
255. - Give us a moment.Copy !req
256. - There is something wrong with me?Copy !req
257. - Yes, you've been hospitalized.Copy !req
258. - You have what's known
as a hiatus hernia.Copy !req
259. - Which means I win the pool,Copy !req
260. but that's beside the point.Copy !req
261. - What is that?Copy !req
262. - Well, it's nothing to
be too alarmed about.Copy !req
263. But it is to be taken seriously.Copy !req
264. And it's quite rare.Copy !req
265. - Nothing an expensive
operation can't complicate.Copy !req
266. - How were you finally
able to diagnose that?Copy !req
267. - Those, uh, last x-rays.Copy !req
268. We took the tilt x-rays, they revealed it.Copy !req
269. - And you might of noticed,Copy !req
270. you've been vomiting a lot lately.Copy !req
271. - What is it?Copy !req
272. I've never heard of it.Copy !req
273. Hiatus hernia?Copy !req
274. - You calling me a liar?Copy !req
275. - Get out! Get out!Copy !req
276. - Well—Copy !req
277. - The body sees a herniaCopy !req
278. as a series of ones and zeros.Copy !req
279. - Point at where the esophagus
goes into the stomach.Copy !req
280. The constriction is most likely
to happen when the stomachCopy !req
281. is full, after you've had
something to eat or drink.Copy !req
282. - Uh, is this
gonna be on the final?Copy !req
283. - Put simply, when the stomach enlarges,Copy !req
284. it gets pinched at this opening.Copy !req
285. - To put it even more
simply, you eat like a pig.Copy !req
286. - After all my doubts.Copy !req
287. - I'm Eric Stoltz, in Mask.Copy !req
288. - And all of George's insisting thereCopy !req
289. was nothing wrong with me.Copy !req
290. - That bastard.Copy !req
291. - There is something wrong with me.Copy !req
292. - Yes, you're a
spooky New York actress.Copy !req
293. - Yes, I was pretty sure
your pain wasn't imaginary.Copy !req
294. In fact, the pain associated
with a hiatus hernia,Copy !req
295. is very intense and it's almost identicalCopy !req
296. to coronary inclusion or heart attack.Copy !req
297. - Here, let me punch youCopy !req
298. in the sternum to simulate the pain.Copy !req
299. - Why does the pain go
away after a few minutes?Copy !req
300. - Well, it usually disappears when youCopy !req
301. get up and walk around a bit.Copy !req
302. - Hint. Hint.Copy !req
303. - Well, then, you seeCopy !req
304. the stomach has more room.Copy !req
305. - Well I could
see how that would—Huh?Copy !req
306. - Steve, can something be done for this?Copy !req
307. - Nope.Copy !req
308. - Of course.Copy !req
309. - (snickering)Copy !req
310. - that you try a couple
of weeks of hospital careCopy !req
311. with special attention to diet.Copy !req
312. - And then I'll do
my Gregory Peck impression.Copy !req
313. - If we can't cure the condition that way,Copy !req
314. or come close to it,Copy !req
315. we may have to consider surgery.Copy !req
316. Now let me assure you, Martha.
- Surgery?Copy !req
317. There's no great cause for alarm.Copy !req
318. - Oh it's dangerous
and painful, but don't worry.Copy !req
319. - And I'm very hopeful
that we can get rid of itCopy !req
320. without surgery.Copy !req
321. - Though I have
performed surgery once before,Copy !req
322. although the person didn't
survive, I feel confident.Copy !req
323. - Who's going to tell my
husband all about this?Copy !req
324. - How about his wife?Copy !req
325. - I will if you like.Copy !req
326. But I think it might be a better ideaCopy !req
327. if you tell Dr. Lions yourself.Copy !req
328. - Maybe you could use a puppet.Copy !req
329. - Of course,
I'll be happy to answerCopy !req
330. he might ask or have a
consultation with him about it.Copy !req
331. - George is going to be very upset.Copy !req
332. - He hates hiatus hernias!Copy !req
333. - Because you
really have something wrong?Copy !req
334. - Not only that...Copy !req
335. It's you.Copy !req
336. You proved that he was wrong.Copy !req
337. He said that it was indigestion
and just my imagination.Copy !req
338. - Running away with her.Copy !req
339. - Hiatus hernia's a
difficult thing to diagnose,Copy !req
340. in fact it's very difficult.Copy !req
341. Well look at the trouble I had.Copy !req
342. - And I'm brilliant!Copy !req
343. - Yes, but you did diagnose it.Copy !req
344. - Okay, so your husband's a putz.Copy !req
345. - Anyway, for a couple
of weeks will give youCopy !req
346. plenty of rest and a special diet.Copy !req
347. So don't worry, we'll
take good care of you.Copy !req
348. - Now, about that hair.Copy !req
349. - Will you come in to see me?Copy !req
350. - (smooching)Copy !req
351. - You're my patient, remember?Copy !req
352. - And don't forget we've scheduledCopy !req
353. that lobotomy first thing Monday morning.Copy !req
354. - And now taking the ice,
your Minnesota North Stars.Copy !req
355. - (quiet cheering)Copy !req
356. - Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.Copy !req
357. Wow, look at all the Juji Fruits.Copy !req
358. - Well, I saw Howard Hunt in space.Copy !req
359. - I saw Linda Hunt in space.Copy !req
360. - I have saw Hunt's Hall in space.Copy !req
361. - An adventure of tomorrow,Copy !req
362. for today's troubled teens.Copy !req
363. - Tracy and
Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall,Copy !req
364. Mansfield and Lyden.Copy !req
365. - Mama Maurice Cass.Copy !req
366. - They say this really
is a L'estrange movie.Copy !req
367. - Or a Strenge movie.Copy !req
368. - Cough up a Roy Luby.Copy !req
369. - I wanted to Hoerl
after I read the screenplay.Copy !req
370. - Hi, Guy.Copy !req
371. - Arthur Pierson, the
inventor of the salted nut roll.Copy !req
372. - Oh, is the
great Hollingsworth MorseCopy !req
373. going to direct?Copy !req
374. - Oooo.Copy !req
375. - This is the part where the, uhm,Copy !req
376. zagnut is fertilized
by the salted nut roll.Copy !req
377. - Look, it's the
MST3K logo up there—Copy !req
378. - You're not
supposed to know about...Copy !req
379. - Oh (clears throat and whistles)Copy !req
380. - Vena.Copy !req
381. - Oh ho Vena-ha.Copy !req
382. - Reggie!Copy !req
383. - Bad dog! Bad dog.Copy !req
384. - You know I'm expecting
to hear from Rocky.Copy !req
385. - I wanted to bring in Casa 7.Copy !req
386. There it is.Copy !req
387. - It's a crunch berry.Copy !req
388. - Times up!Copy !req
389. - I contacted Casa's
central control station,Copy !req
390. and they're holding communications open.Copy !req
391. - Can I speak to my brother Paul?Copy !req
392. - Well I asked for him.Copy !req
393. They said he's at the
landing field inspectingCopy !req
394. construction on the new landing platform.Copy !req
395. - I'll soon see him.Copy !req
396. - In hell.Copy !req
397. - It'll be wonderful.Copy !req
398. - How long since you've
seen your brother, Vena?Copy !req
399. - An hour.Copy !req
400. - Almost three years.Copy !req
401. He'll be on the Casa 7
project another five years.Copy !req
402. What happened, Reggie?Copy !req
403. - Ah, the Playboy
channel's scrambled again.Copy !req
404. - All the instruments are dead.Copy !req
405. - So am I.Copy !req
406. - Well it seems normal.Copy !req
407. - This is weird.Copy !req
408. - So am I.Copy !req
409. - Rocket thrust is zero.Copy !req
410. - Gee that makes me bitter.Copy !req
411. - Oh, and the animation sucks too.Copy !req
412. - Oh brother.Copy !req
413. - M-C-7, are they
any relation to the MC5?Copy !req
414. - Maybe.Copy !req
415. - This thing has neutralized
every bit of our equipment.Copy !req
416. - Even my acting.Copy !req
417. - There's not a thing we can do about it.Copy !req
418. No way to check speed or positionCopy !req
419. and not a chance to make
contact with anyone.Copy !req
420. - It's not fair (whimpers)Copy !req
421. - They may have us under robot control.Copy !req
422. - I don't know, Vena.Copy !req
423. - I just don't know.Copy !req
424. - I don't know any way of finding out.Copy !req
425. - Might as well
just fade this scene out.Copy !req
426. - And this is what
the Heritage FoundationCopy !req
427. will look like if you contribute.Copy !req
428. - Exterminate!
Exterminate! Exterminate!Copy !req
429. - Sure hope my
support belt holds up.Copy !req
430. - Has kept that spaceship
visiograph busy for an hour.Copy !req
431. She knew I was going to call.Copy !req
432. - Well, she's havin' a vacation, Rocky.Copy !req
433. Now, for me, let me relax
with a little black bookCopy !req
434. and a gay night life.Copy !req
435. - Uh, insert joke here.Copy !req
436. - Yeah.Copy !req
437. - Well here, relax, Rocky.Copy !req
438. I'll give ya a couple of choice pages.Copy !req
439. - Mm, here's Christopher,
Trevor, Todd, Kyle...Copy !req
440. - I'm glad I found you in, Rocky.Copy !req
441. - But I'm not in Rocky.Copy !req
442. - There's something I'd like to discuss.Copy !req
443. If it doesn't upset your plans.Copy !req
444. - It won't, sir.Copy !req
445. - After all,
this is your off duty period.Copy !req
446. - Oh duh-huh, my black
book, no I won't be able.Copy !req
447. - You know,Copy !req
448. by 1980 everyone will
have phones like this.Copy !req
449. - Well I kissed the
beautiful girls goodbye.Copy !req
450. - And the gay night life.Copy !req
451. - And the gay night life.Copy !req
452. - Ack, so, his hinnie...Copy !req
453. - Well, oh never mind.Copy !req
454. - Look out, ready for ground.Copy !req
455. - Well, that's alright, sir.Copy !req
456. I can take care of cancelling
our vacations plans, I guess.Copy !req
457. - Enhancing your vacation?Copy !req
458. - Perhaps I should assign
someone else to the mission?Copy !req
459. - How about Major Heating?Copy !req
460. - That's right, we'd rather
ride the rocket, sir.Copy !req
461. - What does he—Copy !req
462. - Shhhhh.Copy !req
463. - I don't know where this
problem is going to lead.Copy !req
464. - I don't know how to looooove.Copy !req
465. - (fart sounds)Copy !req
466. - Well sir, you know us.Copy !req
467. We're not happy unless we're in trouble.Copy !req
468. I mean.Copy !req
469. - Heh, heh. Get out! Get out!Copy !req
470. - First I'll fill you in
on some of the details.Copy !req
471. - I've prepared a song.Copy !req
472. - The United Worlds, as you know,Copy !req
473. are fortifying the planetoid, Casa 7.Copy !req
474. As a joint control station
for our entire solar system.Copy !req
475. - I, did not know that.Copy !req
476. - Oh yes.Copy !req
477. Professor Newton told us
something about the project.Copy !req
478. - In preparing Casa 7,
each of the United WorldsCopy !req
479. is furnishing strategic,
and in most cases,Copy !req
480. restricted materials.Copy !req
481. - And they're
releasing it to teens.Copy !req
482. - But lately there
have been disturbing reportsCopy !req
483. of cargo spaceships vanishing
on the way to Casa 7.Copy !req
484. - At beneficial,Copy !req
485. - Doot doot.Copy !req
486. - You're good for more.Copy !req
487. - We're in contact by
visiograph with Mars, sir.Copy !req
488. They request Secretary Drake.Copy !req
489. - I'll take it on my receiver.Copy !req
490. - 'Scuse me boys,
I have to take this.Copy !req
491. You understand.Copy !req
492. - Bah doo doo doo.Copy !req
493. There's my Lichtenstein.Copy !req
494. - Mork calling
Orson, Mork calling Orson.Copy !req
495. - Speaking from Mars, Ruinus here.Copy !req
496. This is the final report
on our supply spaceship,Copy !req
497. Double M en-route to Casa 7.Copy !req
498. It is now two Moon cycles over due.Copy !req
499. - I'm so ashamed.Copy !req
500. - We must presume it to be lost.Copy !req
501. - Space Rangers are
being assigned immediately.Copy !req
502. To investigate the entire
situation of missing cargo ships.Copy !req
503. - I know you'll keep us
informed, Mr. Secretary.Copy !req
504. - You'll have a
report within a solar month.Copy !req
505. Greetings from Earth, Ruinus.Copy !req
506. - Greetings from Mars—Copy !req
507. - Ciao baby, right back at 'cha.Copy !req
508. - What a jerk,
sorry you had to see that.Copy !req
509. - You heard.Copy !req
510. That's the third spaceship
vanished within a week.Copy !req
511. - You know of course, sir,
that Vena's on her wayCopy !req
512. to Casa 7 on a cargo ship.Copy !req
513. - That's right, sir.Copy !req
514. Rocky's been trying to call Vena.Copy !req
515. - I've been unable to make contact.Copy !req
516. And frankly, sir, I'm a bit worried.Copy !req
517. - We'll put your mind at ease.Copy !req
518. - I've got somethin'Copy !req
519. that'll put you through the floor, boys.Copy !req
520. - Egans.Copy !req
521. - Send in the clowns!Copy !req
522. Don't bother, they're here.Copy !req
523. - I want to know if cargo
spaceship CM7 has landed.Copy !req
524. - And bring me
some sleepy-time tea.Copy !req
525. - We want to find out what's
happening to the cargo ships.Copy !req
526. - Oh, I'm sure it can be done, sir.Copy !req
527. By using our space stations.Copy !req
528. - Scott Tracy.Copy !req
529. Hmm, less animated.Copy !req
530. - We've got to find the answer.Copy !req
531. Or there'll be repercussions throughoutCopy !req
532. our entire system.Copy !req
533. - Chin, get Danno,Copy !req
534. round up every known hood on the island.Copy !req
535. - The report from Casa 7, sir.Copy !req
536. - Let's have it.Copy !req
537. - It says, "Haaaaaaaaaaalp!"Copy !req
538. - Last heard from as it was about to enterCopy !req
539. the gravity field for the approach.Copy !req
540. Since then there's been no word—Copy !req
541. - Man does this ever bite,Copy !req
542. I need a career change. (disgusted sound)Copy !req
543. - CM7 has disappeared into space.Copy !req
544. - Thank you—Copy !req
545. - It was very
good, very good indeed.Copy !req
546. Thank you, thank you, very good.Copy !req
547. - I'd like to start by
tracing spaceship CM7.Copy !req
548. - Of course, this
mission is in your hands.Copy !req
549. - Good, we can blast off within the hour.Copy !req
550. Winky.Copy !req
551. - I wonder if Winky
has a nickname. Hah!Copy !req
552. - Get the Orbit Jet ready
for blastoff, Winky.Copy !req
553. I'm going to see Professor
Newton for a moment.Copy !req
554. - The rockets'll be ready to roar.Copy !req
555. - Oh I'd like to slap him so hard.Copy !req
556. - Kids, close that door.Copy !req
557. We're not trying to heat the outside.Copy !req
558. Come on.Copy !req
559. - And that's how
cattle are inseminated.Copy !req
560. Eh-tao-oo-bovine.Copy !req
561. - Now we'll have to give this at leastCopy !req
562. a four hour exposure, Bobby.Copy !req
563. - Well that's the longest one yet.Copy !req
564. - How come you don'tCopy !req
565. have to wear stretch pants, grandpa?Copy !req
566. - Oh Rocky, we're making some
wonderful pictures of Scorpus.Copy !req
567. With hyrdrogen—Copy !req
568. - Yeah, that's great.Copy !req
569. - What we need are some
trick snapshots of Casa 7.Copy !req
570. - Your tone tells me there's trouble.Copy !req
571. - Perhaps.Copy !req
572. But I don't know what it is, professor.Copy !req
573. - Accept that it concerns Casa 7.Copy !req
574. - Vladimir Horowitz.Copy !req
575. - Secretary Drake will
tell you the whole story.Copy !req
576. This much I wanted you to know.Copy !req
577. - (gibberish)Copy !req
578. - The ship Vena's on,
has vanished into space.Copy !req
579. - I wanna help, Rocky.Copy !req
580. Please let me help.Copy !req
581. - This is one time I'd
like to say no, Bobby.Copy !req
582. But, I can't.Copy !req
583. - You outrank me.Copy !req
584. - Thanks a million.Copy !req
585. You won't be sorry.Copy !req
586. We'll find Vena.Copy !req
587. - I'm already sorry, Bobby.Copy !req
588. - Now, run along and get packed.Copy !req
589. Meet us at the blastoff platform.Copy !req
590. - Not a word of
our meetings, Bobby.Copy !req
591. - Professor Newton.Copy !req
592. - How are the fig
cookies coming along.Copy !req
593. - I don't know where this
flight is going to take us.Copy !req
594. Maybe to the far limits
of our solar system.Copy !req
595. - Maybe to the
darkest reaches of our souls.Copy !req
596. - Something you wish to ask me, Rocky?Copy !req
597. - Yes—Copy !req
598. - Have you ever
danced with the devilCopy !req
599. in the pale moonlight?Copy !req
600. - Any new discoveries still held secretCopy !req
601. that might help us?Copy !req
602. - Yes, there is.Copy !req
603. But I've been fearful
of even discussing it.Copy !req
604. - Except with Bobby.Copy !req
605. - It could have cataclysmic results.Copy !req
606. - Vena's life may be at stake.Copy !req
607. - You want to go?Copy !req
608. - Come on, let's go let's go.Copy !req
609. - Okay.Copy !req
610. - I'll show you, I'll show
you the power of cold light.Copy !req
611. - Cold light?Copy !req
612. - Peggy, I'm afraid I have
some bad news for you.Copy !req
613. - Oh my God!Copy !req
614. What is it?Copy !req
615. Is it a hiatus hernia?Copy !req
616. - No, it's not that.Copy !req
617. - Is it the heart break of psoriasis?Copy !req
618. - No, it's not that.Copy !req
619. - Is it Mogo on the Ga-go-go?Copy !req
620. - No, I'm afraid it's
much worse than that.Copy !req
621. - Oh please, Doc.Copy !req
622. Tell me what it is!Copy !req
623. - Well it seems that when you were walkingCopy !req
624. down the hall earlier, the
back of hospital gown was openCopy !req
625. and everyone could see your butt!Copy !req
626. - I'll never live down the shame!Copy !req
627. - You know, my dear, in
tough situations like thisCopy !req
628. I've found in the past that
the best thing a patient can doCopy !req
629. is be comforted by me, Dr. Chad Feelgood.Copy !req
630. - You cad!Copy !req
631. I knew you were cheating on me!Copy !req
632. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!Copy !req
633. Hey, nice bod.Copy !req
634. - I'll never live down the (crying)Copy !req
635. - Oh Peggy, I can comfort you with—Copy !req
636. - Hey, wait and say what's going on here?Copy !req
637. - Oh no!Copy !req
638. It's Dr. Joel Robinson,Copy !req
639. the hard-drinking, two-fisted,Copy !req
640. cantankerous yet lovable
hospital administrator!Copy !req
641. - I am not.Copy !req
642. - Oh no, and he's suffering from amnesia!Copy !req
643. Oh the pain and the misery.Copy !req
644. - You guys, I'm not gonna
play soap opera with you.Copy !req
645. When I was nine years
old, my sister made meCopy !req
646. play soap opera, I'm not
gonna play soap opera.Copy !req
647. I won't play soap opera.Copy !req
648. Okay Cambot, that's it.Copy !req
649. That's it.Copy !req
650. Alright, that's it.Copy !req
651. Who's next?Copy !req
652. - They must of seen us.Copy !req
653. - Thanks a lot, Joel.Copy !req
654. - Yeah.Copy !req
655. - It may of come from Casa 7.Copy !req
656. - Well you'll soon find out.Copy !req
657. - Can they come along side us?Copy !req
658. - Yes, I'm sure the
magnetic locks in operation.Copy !req
659. - Wow, that was
better than I thought!Copy !req
660. - Probably aligning the airlock hatch.Copy !req
661. - It's an old
lady, she rear-ended 'em.Copy !req
662. - What are they doing, Joel?Copy !req
663. - They're telling secrets.Copy !req
664. - Ahh.Copy !req
665. - They've breached the hatch.Copy !req
666. We're connected now.Copy !req
667. - Oh, hang on a minute.Copy !req
668. Gotta put my head in the salad spinner.Copy !req
669. - Oh he didn't
even turn the handle!Copy !req
670. - My, what a cheap
crummy special effect.Copy !req
671. - Blondie, I'm home.Copy !req
672. I brought Mr. Dithers along.Copy !req
673. - (sighs)Copy !req
674. - Boy I told you to find adventure,Copy !req
675. not bring it home with you.Copy !req
676. - Hi, can I be
submissive for anyone?Copy !req
677. - Are you from Casa 7?Copy !req
678. - I can if you want me to be.Copy !req
679. - On Casa 7 they don't
even know you're alive.Copy !req
680. - Then you're the ones who
neutralized our equipment.Copy !req
681. - You're real bright to
figure that out for yourself.Copy !req
682. - Thanks! That's
nice of you to—Hey!Copy !req
683. - Relax, it won't be alive.Copy !req
684. - Uhm, anyone for coffee?Copy !req
685. - I'll just wait here then.Copy !req
686. - Psst, hey buddy.Copy !req
687. - Hey, check this out.Copy !req
688. There's a ton of cool stuff in here.Copy !req
689. Oh cool you don't even have
to push any buttons to get in.Copy !req
690. This is, oh man, this is where
they store their costumes.Copy !req
691. These fantastic VCRs,
Nintendo, it's great.Copy !req
692. - Ooh, fudge.Copy !req
693. - I'll throw this
caramelled apple at him.Copy !req
694. - Foo-di-doo,
nothing behind my back.Copy !req
695. - Hi.Copy !req
696. - A little song, a little grace,Copy !req
697. a little seltzer in your face.Copy !req
698. - Take that, ha ha ha.Copy !req
699. Casa 7, love it or leave it, buddy.Copy !req
700. - They're gonna
play the limbo real low.Copy !req
701. - Think it's played
by Trip Shakespeare.Copy !req
702. - Vena, your space gun.Copy !req
703. - What about it?Copy !req
704. Oh, I should get it, okay.Copy !req
705. - If you have to, use it.Copy !req
706. Ask questions later.Copy !req
707. I'll get through to Casa 7 on
the astrophone on their ship.Copy !req
708. - But if I shoot
'em, I can't ask questions.Copy !req
709. - No you see,
it's a figure of speech.Copy !req
710. - Ah, oh.Copy !req
711. I know what you're thinking.Copy !req
712. Did I shoot six shots of seltzer or seven?Copy !req
713. - Alright, hand
me that terrarium, now.Copy !req
714. - Ooh, ouch.Copy !req
715. Wellll, Mrs. Carmichael?Copy !req
716. - Go over there.Copy !req
717. - Okay, now bark like a dog.Copy !req
718. And you start chewing the other ones leg.Copy !req
719. - Now, Vena, you'll drop it.Copy !req
720. - He's doing a grand jete, look.Copy !req
721. - Get over there.Copy !req
722. - Nice work.Copy !req
723. - If you can get
it, then you can get it.Copy !req
724. - Only, you don't have any brains.Copy !req
725. Now see if you can get their cargoCopy !req
726. into our ship without tripping over it.Copy !req
727. - But you just said we were smart.Copy !req
728. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
729. - Awkward.Copy !req
730. - So, Rinkman.Copy !req
731. You've ended up as a space pirate.Copy !req
732. At least you can't sink any lower.Copy !req
733. - Well, I could date you.Copy !req
734. - Don't you get it?Copy !req
735. You destroy space ships.Copy !req
736. - Hey, it's the sucker brothers.Copy !req
737. - You know, I saw a college kidCopy !req
738. stick his head in a party bowl one time.Copy !req
739. - You won't be harmed.Copy !req
740. We just neutralized you
ship's rockets and equipment.Copy !req
741. - And your stomach acid.Copy !req
742. - Why are we still in normal flight?Copy !req
743. - You're not.Copy !req
744. You're revolving around
Casa 7 in a fixed orbit.Copy !req
745. Just like the Moon
revolves around the Earth.Copy !req
746. - How?Copy !req
747. - We cut your power and
neutralized your equipment.Copy !req
748. - And pass the savings on to you.Copy !req
749. - Balanced against the gravity of Casa 7.Copy !req
750. - That's what happened to the
other ships you've pirated.Copy !req
751. - Grrr.
- That's right.Copy !req
752. - You'll be revolving around Casa 7Copy !req
753. for the next million years.Copy !req
754. Or until a piece of meteoric
waste hits the ship.Copy !req
755. - Or until I
turn into Robert Stack.Copy !req
756. - I'll have the markings
removed from your ship.Copy !req
757. - You have found a new
way to commit murder.Copy !req
758. - You noticed.Copy !req
759. - Don't give me any credit, Vena.Copy !req
760. Dr. Vanko worked it out.Copy !req
761. I just make sure that no
other spaceship bothers you.Copy !req
762. - Why you, you person you.Copy !req
763. - There goes a narwhal!Copy !req
764. - Oh, our air isn't
good enough for the Johnsons.Copy !req
765. They have to bring their own.Copy !req
766. - It's a boy.Copy !req
767. - It's the last of it.Copy !req
768. - I'll send your pilot back.Copy !req
769. - You don't have to yell,Copy !req
770. I'm sitting right next to you.Copy !req
771. - Oh, I almost forgot.Copy !req
772. - Your dad called.Copy !req
773. - In case you're expecting
help from Rocky Jones,Copy !req
774. forget it.Copy !req
775. I've got a decoy
spaceship waiting for him.Copy !req
776. The Orbit Jet will be blown to bits.Copy !req
777. - Ha ha ha, I can't
pretend I'm not enjoying this.Copy !req
778. - Orbit Jet is go
- Blown to bitsCopy !req
779. - Craw, craw
- Bits, blown, bits.Copy !req
780. - So, uh, which ship is theirs?Copy !req
781. The phallic one or the phallic one?Copy !req
782. - Oh I think it's
the phallic one, oooh.Copy !req
783. - We'll call ya.Copy !req
784. Thanks for breakfast.Copy !req
785. - Oh boy, now.Copy !req
786. - Way to go, Bob.Copy !req
787. - Do we have a chance?Copy !req
788. - No use kidding ourselves, Vena.Copy !req
789. It's like a million to one
shot we'll ever be seen.Copy !req
790. - Oh, they're on Comedy Central.Copy !req
791. - Like finding a tiny
fragment in infinite space.Copy !req
792. - Until our food gives out.Copy !req
793. Or a meteorite hits us.Copy !req
794. - That's the deal, Vena.Copy !req
795. - Vena, when I go I want
you to roast me and eat me.Copy !req
796. All of it, brisket too.Copy !req
797. - I'll get lunch.Copy !req
798. - Hazel, will you
cook up something for dinner?Copy !req
799. - Okay Mr. B.Copy !req
800. - Winky, what's our position?Copy !req
801. - Leaning towards Perot.Copy !req
802. - No, let me see if I can read it.Copy !req
803. - Eh, you have to be 18, kid.Copy !req
804. - What are you planning to do?Copy !req
805. Get my job as navigator?Copy !req
806. - Oh you know I wouldn't take anythingCopy !req
807. that's yours or Rocky's.Copy !req
808. - Alright, go ahead and read it boy.Copy !req
809. - Yeah, read it boy. Read it!Copy !req
810. - Do the funny voice.Copy !req
811. - Position celestial meridian,
longitude 219 degrees,Copy !req
812. 20 minutes.Copy !req
813. - What is this?Copy !req
814. Radio AAHS?Copy !req
815. - Latitude, 76 degrees, 4 minutes.Copy !req
816. - Good work, Bobby.Copy !req
817. Oh, Winky?Copy !req
818. - Jettison Bobby.Copy !req
819. - They still have no word
from Vena's spaceship.Copy !req
820. - Oh, well maybe we better
start scanning the radar, huh?Copy !req
821. - What do you think, Bobby?Copy !req
822. - Our flight will take us
into Casa's atmosphere.Copy !req
823. Hey, Winky?Copy !req
824. A spaceship at five o'clock.Copy !req
825. - Made you look!Copy !req
826. - Can you identify it?Copy !req
827. - Yeah, it's a
spaceship at five o'clock.Copy !req
828. - Yeah, it's a Mars spaceship.Copy !req
829. - I'll arc over the ship at R-400.Copy !req
830. - Duh, okay.Copy !req
831. - Release rocket on count five.Copy !req
832. - Kay.Copy !req
833. - Starting run.Copy !req
834. - Okay.Copy !req
835. - One, two...Copy !req
836. - What comes after two?Copy !req
837. - Three.Copy !req
838. - Oh.Copy !req
839. - Four, Fire!Copy !req
840. - Hi-keeba!Copy !req
841. Ouch.Copy !req
842. - Well, the Double M just
became the Scrambled M.Copy !req
843. - Get out! Get out!Copy !req
844. - So then a full report can be sentCopy !req
845. to Mars space headquarters.Copy !req
846. - All done!Copy !req
847. - What did'ya hit?Copy !req
848. - Sighted enemy, smeared same.Copy !req
849. - Why do I have to miss
all the excitement?Copy !req
850. - 'Cause we don't like
you and you're a bad person.Copy !req
851. - Keep the radar vex open, Winky.Copy !req
852. I'm sure we're in an areaCopy !req
853. our unknown enemies
don't want us to search.Copy !req
854. - Yes, it's a dark forbidden areaCopy !req
855. full of secrets and shame.Copy !req
856. If you'd like to make a call,Copy !req
857. please hang up and dial again.Copy !req
858. - Rocky, object ahead.Copy !req
859. - Could you be more vague, Winky?Copy !req
860. - Object just about two
solar minutes ahead of us.Copy !req
861. - Ah, shut up.Copy !req
862. What's going on, Winky?Copy !req
863. - You're right, Bobby.Copy !req
864. Professor Newton can be proud of you.Copy !req
865. - Elemental my dear Rocky, elemental.Copy !req
866. - You little dipstick.Copy !req
867. - Winky, when we're half way thereCopy !req
868. we'll be able to tell if it's a spaceship.Copy !req
869. - Rocky?Copy !req
870. Why'd you bring this on the Orbit Jet?Copy !req
871. - Oh that?Copy !req
872. That's our Aschenberg.Copy !req
873. - That's something Professor Newton'sCopy !req
874. been working on for a long time.Copy !req
875. - I know, it's cold light.Copy !req
876. - Oh? Then he's told you about it, huh?Copy !req
877. - Yes, we discussed it.Copy !req
878. And I gave him my opinion.Copy !req
879. - Well I know he appreciated that.Copy !req
880. - Cold light should never
be used indiscriminately.Copy !req
881. The gamma rays could be
fatal to those who use it.Copy !req
882. - Remember that, kids.Copy !req
883. - Professor Newton warned me.Copy !req
884. - Rocky, it's a spaceship ahead.Copy !req
885. - Has Bobby been giving
you that cold light crap?Copy !req
886. - Hey, that's us, five minutes ago.Copy !req
887. - Safety belts.Copy !req
888. - 'Cept you, Bobby.Copy !req
889. - Bobby been getting to you?Copy !req
890. You thinking what I'm thinking?Copy !req
891. - Yup, I've got a headache this bigCopy !req
892. and it's got Bobby written all over it.Copy !req
893. - This is the XV2 calling spaceshipCopy !req
894. at approximately celestial
meridian 190 degrees.Copy !req
895. Celestial parallel 80 degrees.Copy !req
896. Come in, identify yourself.Copy !req
897. - I am Kirok.Copy !req
898. - This is the XV2 calling spaceshipCopy !req
899. at approximately celestial
meridian 180 degrees.Copy !req
900. Celestial parallel 90 degrees.Copy !req
901. Come in, identify yourself.Copy !req
902. - I have no idea
what I'm saying, over.Copy !req
903. - It's a spaceship, Reggie.Copy !req
904. - No.Copy !req
905. - Oh boy, nothing get's passed her.Copy !req
906. - We have to get some signal to him.Copy !req
907. - We're helpless, Vena.Copy !req
908. - The rocket missiles.Copy !req
909. - We can't operate the tubes.Copy !req
910. - I had 'em tied.Copy !req
911. - Firing them wouldn't be safe.Copy !req
912. - I mean, force them through the tubes.Copy !req
913. Drop them over side.Copy !req
914. They'd have to see that
and not pass us by.Copy !req
915. - It might work.Copy !req
916. - Who made you the expert?Copy !req
917. - We may have enough auxiliary
power to drop them off.Copy !req
918. - Winky must die!Copy !req
919. - Look at their missile tubes, starboard.Copy !req
920. - It's starting to open.Copy !req
921. - We're gonna be ducking
missiles in a moment.Copy !req
922. - Port rocket, Winky.Copy !req
923. Same run.Copy !req
924. Fire missile on count five.Copy !req
925. - Repeat, on five.Copy !req
926. - Repeat on five, repeat on five.Copy !req
927. - Look, shut up.Copy !req
928. - Starting run.Copy !req
929. - Check.Copy !req
930. - One, two, three, four—Copy !req
931. hold on, Winky, hold fire.Copy !req
932. - Oh, coughed up a fur-ball.Copy !req
933. - They ejected the rocket.Copy !req
934. They weren't firing it.Copy !req
935. That was meant as a signal to us.Copy !req
936. - Maybe the ships in some
kind of trouble, Rocky.Copy !req
937. - Oh get out of here, Bobby.Copy !req
938. Clear the room.Copy !req
939. - We're going along side.Copy !req
940. - Aye aye, sir.Copy !req
941. - The Orbit Jet is gone.Copy !req
942. - Stupid car, stupid car!Copy !req
943. - This is sort of like Diver DanCopy !req
944. only without all the majesty and grandeur.Copy !req
945. - Look at that effect.Copy !req
946. Industrial Light and Magic,
you've done it again!Copy !req
947. - Oh ho ho ooo.Copy !req
948. - It's come along side.Copy !req
949. - I'll open the airlock hatch.Copy !req
950. - Oh great.Copy !req
951. It really worked good
last time you did that.Copy !req
952. - Alright, get on
your mini greenhouse.Copy !req
953. - I'm turning this wheel.Copy !req
954. Really, I'm turning it,
doesn't it look like it?Copy !req
955. - She waits.Copy !req
956. - Where have you been?Copy !req
957. You could of called.Copy !req
958. - Oh, hi Bobby, hi Winky.Copy !req
959. - Rocky!Copy !req
960. Bobby!Copy !req
961. - Oh, you had us worried.Copy !req
962. - I was never so happy to
see anyone in all my life.Copy !req
963. - Why didn't you answer our signal?Copy !req
964. - The power and equipment
were neutralized.Copy !req
965. - Our spaceship is a satellite of Casa 7.Copy !req
966. - How'd that happen?Copy !req
967. - Rinkman and Dr. Vanko.Copy !req
968. The two renegades from Earth arranged it.Copy !req
969. - Oh, so they're the
cause of all the trouble.Copy !req
970. - They've taken up space pirating.Copy !req
971. They came along side and
took off all our cargo.Copy !req
972. - And your escargot.Copy !req
973. - Well you can give me a complete run downCopy !req
974. on our way to Casa 7.Copy !req
975. - We can't get out of our orbit, Rocky.Copy !req
976. - Oh, I think we can.Copy !req
977. The Orbit Jet will take you out.Copy !req
978. We'll stay in magnetic lock.Copy !req
979. Tandem pull will do the job.Copy !req
980. You better stay by the controls here, Reg.Copy !req
981. Vena, you come in the
Orbit Jet with me, hmm?Copy !req
982. - That's like going home, Rocky.Copy !req
983. - I know.Copy !req
984. - I told him we'd find you, Vena.Copy !req
985. Didn't I, Rocky?Copy !req
986. - Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!Copy !req
987. - One day all of you space losersCopy !req
988. will be working for me, and I mean it too.Copy !req
989. - Did the universe
move for you too?Copy !req
990. - Oh don't you start.Copy !req
991. - How about we light up?Copy !req
992. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.Copy !req
993. - Come in Casa 7.Copy !req
994. - I'm speaking to you
over a Jimmy Dean sausage.Copy !req
995. - Central station to XV2.Copy !req
996. - Requesting landing clearance.Copy !req
997. - Say please.Copy !req
998. - Bringing spaceship
CM7 in on tandem pull.Copy !req
999. - Landing
platform and readiness,Copy !req
1000. please report at ten miles.Copy !req
1001. We'll bring you in for
ground control approach.Copy !req
1002. Out.Copy !req
1003. - Out.Copy !req
1004. - That was easy.Copy !req
1005. - Looks like they bagged
an albino five point buck.Copy !req
1006. - You have to
look at it just right.Copy !req
1007. - Yeah, kind of squint.Copy !req
1008. - It's backing up.Copy !req
1009. - Stand by twin landing platforms.Copy !req
1010. Ready magnetic locks.Copy !req
1011. It's only a matter of seconds now.Copy !req
1012. - My sister Vena can't
be any happier than I am.Copy !req
1013. - You don't know Vena.Copy !req
1014. No Vena.Copy !req
1015. - Look at this, this
is us at the Grand Canyon.Copy !req
1016. - When in Duluth,
visit the lift bridge.Copy !req
1017. - Ah, sir, you're in
an assigned parking space.Copy !req
1018. Sir, sir?Copy !req
1019. - The Orbit Jet and CN7 in magnetic lockCopy !req
1020. are safely landed, sir.Copy !req
1021. - Can I have a cookie?Copy !req
1022. - He's got a really high butt.Copy !req
1023. - Sure does.Copy !req
1024. - I'll bet you your excited, Vena.Copy !req
1025. - I'm excited, and happy, and thankfulCopy !req
1026. I reached Casa 7.Copy !req
1027. - Your big brother's
probably waiting outside now.Copy !req
1028. - Lets roll, boys.Copy !req
1029. - Very funny, Winky.Copy !req
1030. - Paul!Copy !req
1031. - Hehehe, you know, Joel,Copy !req
1032. I stand in chuckling wonder
at the space dialogueCopy !req
1033. in this so-called space movie.Copy !req
1034. - I know.Copy !req
1035. Movies like this are
always trying to show offCopy !req
1036. how futuristic they are
by putting the word spaceCopy !req
1037. in front of everything.Copy !req
1038. - It's a classic overuse of
what's known as a modifier.Copy !req
1039. And in this movie, our
grammatical friend the modifierCopy !req
1040. puts in triple overtime.Copy !req
1041. See, they eat their space lunch,Copy !req
1042. the take their space pills,Copy !req
1043. there's a space girlfriend on this ship,Copy !req
1044. there was a pesky space
kid, space this, space that.Copy !req
1045. - Yeah, with all the man hours spentCopy !req
1046. on ingenious plot points
and carefully craftedCopy !req
1047. character development.Copy !req
1048. There was no time for hard research.Copy !req
1049. - And hey, did you get a load
of those really cheap propsCopy !req
1050. made to look like
bonafide space equipment?Copy !req
1051. - Heh, yeah.Copy !req
1052. - Well, you know.Copy !req
1053. It makes you wonder if
people did this sort of thingCopy !req
1054. in every era, don't it?Copy !req
1055. - Right.Copy !req
1056. Like in the old days of the old West.Copy !req
1057. Maybe frontier people ate frontier chipsCopy !req
1058. with frontier onion dip and rodeCopy !req
1059. their frontier transportation down toCopy !req
1060. the frontier meeting place to watch someCopy !req
1061. frontier entertainment
and then some of them useCopy !req
1062. their frontier guns and frontier riflesCopy !req
1063. to settle a game of frontier pokerCopy !req
1064. in which somebody frontier
cheated a frontier freeman.Copy !req
1065. - The implications are staggering.Copy !req
1066. The most temporal social
intercourse with ones peersCopy !req
1067. might escalate to the
degree that neither partyCopy !req
1068. knows what of the other party speaks.Copy !req
1069. Thus profoundly affecting
interpersonal relationships.Copy !req
1070. And the resulting impact could changeCopy !req
1071. the entire social fabric
of modern civilization!Copy !req
1072. Really makes you think, doesn't it?Copy !req
1073. - No.Copy !req
1074. Oh hey, Space Joel?Copy !req
1075. Space suggestion.Copy !req
1076. Lets have space au gratin
potatoes for dinner tonight.Copy !req
1077. - Space dinner!Copy !req
1078. - Yeah.Copy !req
1079. - That's right, good idea, Spacey.Copy !req
1080. I'll space recipe out.Copy !req
1081. - Out of the space kitchen.Copy !req
1082. - Hey Space Tom, looks like you're gettingCopy !req
1083. a little space pimple
on the old space noodle.Copy !req
1084. I'll go to the space
medicine space and get youCopy !req
1085. some space astringent.Copy !req
1086. You know what, folks?Copy !req
1087. Modifiers, they can be your friend.Copy !req
1088. And they can be your enemy.Copy !req
1089. Modifiers.Copy !req
1090. - Oh, space desk.Copy !req
1091. I just can't get enough of Bettie Page.Copy !req
1092. Excuse you.Copy !req
1093. - Mm (lip smacking)
mm, gay night life, hmm.Copy !req
1094. - Hey, Winky's doing
his straight jacket routine.Copy !req
1095. - Oh great, all
she can make is Pop-Tarts.Copy !req
1096. - Thanks, Vena.Copy !req
1097. - Can I get you anything else?Copy !req
1098. - No, this is just fine.Copy !req
1099. Oh, did you get Bobby to bed?Copy !req
1100. - Yes, he's in dreamland.Copy !req
1101. - So's Winky.Copy !req
1102. And you're next, Vena.Copy !req
1103. Turn in.Copy !req
1104. - Are we getting anywhere, Rocky?Copy !req
1105. - No, you know I'm
not ready for commitment.Copy !req
1106. - If Paul's around, I'd
like to talk to him.Copy !req
1107. - We'll be right with you.Copy !req
1108. - Oh, Vena.Copy !req
1109. Just Paul.Copy !req
1110. You'll learn all about it in the morning.Copy !req
1111. Those are orders.Copy !req
1112. - Now run along little astronaut.Copy !req
1113. - Alright.Copy !req
1114. - Vena.Copy !req
1115. How 'bout a little snack for me, huh?Copy !req
1116. - Oh Winky, please,
I'm saving myself.Copy !req
1117. - I'll get you a snack, you faker.Copy !req
1118. - Oh, Winky thinks it's
good to boss around women.Copy !req
1119. He wants to stay in the 50s forever.Copy !req
1120. - I think she likes me.Copy !req
1121. - Ah, well Rock, I'm raring to go.Copy !req
1122. - You should be after eight hours sleep.Copy !req
1123. - It's this air.Copy !req
1124. It's like Paris in spring.Copy !req
1125. - But Paris was destroyed
in the apocalypse, Winky.Copy !req
1126. - There goes my social life on Casa 7.Copy !req
1127. - Yeah, that's right, Winky.Copy !req
1128. You're real hot.Copy !req
1129. I saw your little black book,Copy !req
1130. you had Nancy Kulp's number in there!Copy !req
1131. - Winky, Vena sent this to you.Copy !req
1132. - She said to put
it where the Sun don't—Copy !req
1133. - Oooh.Copy !req
1134. - This is mine, that's Rocky's.Copy !req
1135. - Rocky, have you come
up with anything yet?Copy !req
1136. - Maybe.Copy !req
1137. If an unfriendly planet is
behind the acts of piracy,Copy !req
1138. they wouldn't operate
from their home base.Copy !req
1139. That'd be too easy to trace.Copy !req
1140. - And the United Worlds
might declare open warfare.Copy !req
1141. - There are four or five
planetoids far enoughCopy !req
1142. off of regular space lanes.Copy !req
1143. - Ooh, I had planetoids once.Copy !req
1144. I had one of those doughnut things.Copy !req
1145. - I have checked them all, and
this is the one I've picked.Copy !req
1146. - Why she's nude!Copy !req
1147. And naked too!Copy !req
1148. - Purr.Copy !req
1149. - Known as the lonely Moon.Copy !req
1150. - You should know, Winky.Copy !req
1151. - 20 celestial degrees from
any lane of space travel.Copy !req
1152. - Yes but Rocky, you
know the history of Prah.Copy !req
1153. - No spaceship has ever landed thereCopy !req
1154. because of some unknown defense barrier.Copy !req
1155. - That's the history.Copy !req
1156. - Three Earth spaceships—Copy !req
1157. - Hey, could I, I would
really like to say something.Copy !req
1158. If you could, oh excuse me a second, I...Copy !req
1159. - The only way we'll ever find outCopy !req
1160. if Prah is being used is to go there.Copy !req
1161. - Well how do we get through the barrier?Copy !req
1162. - We ask nice.Copy !req
1163. - I think it can be managed.Copy !req
1164. - Are you sure, Rocky?Copy !req
1165. - Alright, so we land on Prah.Copy !req
1166. What then?Copy !req
1167. - Yeah, then your
gay night life kicks in.Copy !req
1168. Huh, Winky?Copy !req
1169. - That's that, nothing
to do but blast off.Copy !req
1170. - I'll send along couple of
armed escort ships with you.Copy !req
1171. - Thank, Paul.Copy !req
1172. But we're not ready
for any frontal attack.Copy !req
1173. - I don't like it, Rocky.Copy !req
1174. - There is something you can do.Copy !req
1175. - Set the table.Copy !req
1176. - Explain to Vena and Bobby
why they can't go along.Copy !req
1177. - Make it personal, hurt
their feelings if you can.Copy !req
1178. - The trick is, to be
Casa 7 before they'reCopy !req
1179. up in the morning.Copy !req
1180. - How's that for evil?Copy !req
1181. - Tonight, on Fisher
Price Medical Center!Copy !req
1182. - Oh brother, I am way over dressedCopy !req
1183. for this first day at work.Copy !req
1184. - No, Mr. Winky isn't in right now.Copy !req
1185. - This is Rinkman, speaking from Prah.Copy !req
1186. Calling Cleolanta on Ophicius.Copy !req
1187. - This is Cleolanta.Copy !req
1188. What is there to report?Copy !req
1189. - I've got the cargo
of Earth spaceship CM7Copy !req
1190. safely stowed away.Copy !req
1191. - And Mr. Mooney too.Copy !req
1192. - Hold it at PrahCopy !req
1193. until you receive delivery orders.Copy !req
1194. - Ask her what she's wearing.Copy !req
1195. - Is there
anything else, Rinkman?Copy !req
1196. - Yes.Copy !req
1197. Break down a little Cleolanta.Copy !req
1198. Forget you're the boss for five minutes.Copy !req
1199. - She's got a
triple menorah on her head.Copy !req
1200. - Hanukkah 3D.Copy !req
1201. - Hanukkah, Hanukkah, Hanukkah.Copy !req
1202. - A little bit, I think you'll like this.Copy !req
1203. After we left the CM7
to it's lonely travels,Copy !req
1204. we picked up Rocky Jones on the radar vex.Copy !req
1205. - Nice guy.Copy !req
1206. - And you
kept right on to Prah?Copy !req
1207. - Sure, why not?Copy !req
1208. - So he could follow you?Copy !req
1209. - You know, she should probablyCopy !req
1210. follow the Glamour
ten-point accessory rule.Copy !req
1211. - I agree.Copy !req
1212. - What do you think?Copy !req
1213. - Yes, yes, keep talking.Copy !req
1214. Yes, yes.Copy !req
1215. - Decoy spaceship
to blast the Orbit JetCopy !req
1216. into the next galaxy.Copy !req
1217. - You disobeyed my orders.Copy !req
1218. - Good job.Copy !req
1219. - I was thinking
mainly of saving my own neck.Copy !req
1220. - Remain on Prah for further orders.Copy !req
1221. Out.Copy !req
1222. - Insubordinates, (sputters)Copy !req
1223. - You know something, Doc?Copy !req
1224. - I think she's hot.Copy !req
1225. - I think she'd rather see
us dead than Rocky Jones.Copy !req
1226. - Hahahaha, oh.Copy !req
1227. It wasn't a joke.Copy !req
1228. - Atlasan.Copy !req
1229. - Ampersand?Copy !req
1230. - Did you call me—Copy !req
1231. - D'yah! Don't do that, Radar!Copy !req
1232. - Rinkman and Dr. Vanko are on Prah.Copy !req
1233. - Excellent, then we'll have
more valuable merchandiseCopy !req
1234. to sell to our ally planets.Copy !req
1235. - Rinkman and Dr. Vanko,
are to be executed.Copy !req
1236. - Executed?Copy !req
1237. But what have they done?Copy !req
1238. - They've disobeyed my orders.Copy !req
1239. - Oh well, they, hmm?Copy !req
1240. - I shall see that your
orders are carried out.Copy !req
1241. - Then do it.Copy !req
1242. - Just do it.Copy !req
1243. - Cleolanta.Copy !req
1244. It's too bad that we can't get Rocky JonesCopy !req
1245. to take their place.Copy !req
1246. - Well it's too bad
you're not in a gopher suit.Copy !req
1247. What's your point?Copy !req
1248. - Get out.Copy !req
1249. Get out!Copy !req
1250. - Oh, she threw
Winky's black book at him.Copy !req
1251. - Oh, she's angry
when she's beautiful.Copy !req
1252. - I shouldn't let
my executioners get to me.Copy !req
1253. - I keep working
my way back to you, babe.Copy !req
1254. Hey folks, it's the breakfast
flakes with you in the AMCopy !req
1255. and today's crazy calls going out to Mars!Copy !req
1256. - Hey! Don't use
that indiscriminately!Copy !req
1257. - Oh, Winky.Copy !req
1258. - We're approaching Prah's
gravity field, Rock.Copy !req
1259. - Yes, you can see Prah now on visiograph.Copy !req
1260. - Well, what are we going to
do about that defense barrier?Copy !req
1261. - You know, Winky?Copy !req
1262. What you can't see you can't hit.Copy !req
1263. - Does that mean
you're gonna hit me?Copy !req
1264. - But what are we going to do
about that defense barrier?Copy !req
1265. - Oh wow, I heard that coming.Copy !req
1266. - I've been holding out
on you until now, Winky,Copy !req
1267. because I promised Professor Newton.Copy !req
1268. - Mm, I know what you mean.Copy !req
1269. The cold light.Copy !req
1270. I never could get you to talk about it.Copy !req
1271. - Professor Newton asked me
not to use it until we had to.Copy !req
1272. He's kept it so hush-hush that most peopleCopy !req
1273. don't even know it exists.Copy !req
1274. I'll have to brief you on it.Copy !req
1275. - It's called a
Snuggee. Turn around.Copy !req
1276. - The filament in the vacuum
tube is quickly broughtCopy !req
1277. to a temperature of about
- 243 degrees centigrade.Copy !req
1278. - Ah what was
the middle part again?Copy !req
1279. - Well, Professor Newton
explained it this way.Copy !req
1280. Heat can effect—Copy !req
1281. - Blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah.Copy !req
1282. Our images, blah blah blah.Copy !req
1283. Blah blah seen by blah blah blah.Copy !req
1284. Blah blah mirage blah blah blah blah blah.Copy !req
1285. - Now intense cold—Copy !req
1286. - Blah blah, cold, blah blah.Copy !req
1287. - I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.Copy !req
1288. - The ray that is sent out by
the terrifically cold light,Copy !req
1289. will make the Orbit Jet invisible.Copy !req
1290. - Well how can we fly a ship we can't see?Copy !req
1291. - The cold light will surround the ship.Copy !req
1292. - (scoffs) You idiot.Copy !req
1293. - We'll be able to see
everything normally,Copy !req
1294. here in the cabins.Copy !req
1295. But no one will be able to see us.Copy !req
1296. - Well if that can't get us
through any defense barrier,Copy !req
1297. nothing can.Copy !req
1298. - Oh, just one point, Winky.Copy !req
1299. - Shut up!Copy !req
1300. - We have to fight time.Copy !req
1301. We don't know how long the
cold lamp will operate,Copy !req
1302. so, stand by to switch it on.Copy !req
1303. - Okay.Copy !req
1304. - Hey, it's a Universal film.Copy !req
1305. - We're entering Prah's gravity field.Copy !req
1306. Switch it on, Winky.Copy !req
1307. - Okay.Copy !req
1308. - There, you see, I did it, Rocky.Copy !req
1309. I did it, I switched it on.Copy !req
1310. How did I do?Copy !req
1311. Did I do well?Copy !req
1312. I switched it on, I did it.Copy !req
1313. I did it, did you see that?Copy !req
1314. I switched it on, I can do it.Copy !req
1315. - How do you know if the ship's invisible?Copy !req
1316. - Will I feel invisible?Copy !req
1317. - But if something hits us,Copy !req
1318. we'll know the cold light didn't work.Copy !req
1319. - That's finding out the hard way.Copy !req
1320. - You don't know the
half of it, little guy.Copy !req
1321. - Boy, that's a rugged place.Copy !req
1322. - That's a Van Gogh.Copy !req
1323. - Van Gochghgh.Copy !req
1324. - Activate the gyro.Copy !req
1325. - No, it's pronounce ee-ro.Copy !req
1326. - Activated, sir.Copy !req
1327. - Secure for landing.Copy !req
1328. - Please put your
seats in their locked,Copy !req
1329. upright position.Copy !req
1330. - But even if we can spot a
place in the Rocky terrain.Copy !req
1331. The Orbit Jet won't stand on it's tail.Copy !req
1332. - Don't start with me, Winky.Copy !req
1333. - We'll arrive on one of
their landing platforms.Copy !req
1334. - Well, somebody's gonna be surprised.Copy !req
1335. I hope it isn't us.Copy !req
1336. - You hear an
invisible ship just now?Copy !req
1337. - Who could possibly land on Prah?Copy !req
1338. - Marcov?
- Polo.Copy !req
1339. Marcov!Copy !req
1340. - Polo!Copy !req
1341. - Markov here.Copy !req
1342. - Who's making a landing?Copy !req
1343. - Nothing's coming
into the landing platforms.Copy !req
1344. - Are you blind?Copy !req
1345. - Yes sir.Copy !req
1346. Why do you ask?Copy !req
1347. - Sounds like a blimp.Copy !req
1348. - Keep the visiograph on, Winky.Copy !req
1349. You'll have to cover me.Copy !req
1350. If they start anything, blast 'em.Copy !req
1351. - I'll keep my trigger finger ready.Copy !req
1352. - You'll be able to see me materializeCopy !req
1353. out the ships invisibility blanket.Copy !req
1354. - I'll be buck naked.Copy !req
1355. - They're gonna be even more
surprised than they are now.Copy !req
1356. - Underneath those clothes he'sCopy !req
1357. as smooth as a Ken doll, heh heh.Copy !req
1358. - Oh good, now I can screw off.Copy !req
1359. The Mahavishnu Orchestra!Copy !req
1360. - You can see no
spaceship has landed here.Copy !req
1361. - It must have landed,
we heard the rockets.Copy !req
1362. - Maybe we're all blind.Copy !req
1363. - What do you think, Doc?Copy !req
1364. You heard it.Copy !req
1365. - I don't wanna get involved.Copy !req
1366. - I don't know, it's fantastic.Copy !req
1367. - We're being paid to know
about these things, Vanko.Copy !req
1368. Did a spaceship land, or didn't it?Copy !req
1369. - Oh, no, yes, I
uh, sort of, I think.Copy !req
1370. Mm, maybe.Copy !req
1371. - Or you'll be dropped back to EarthCopy !req
1372. and wind up on the exile-planet.Copy !req
1373. - Look, there is lights.Copy !req
1374. - Hi, I'm your answer.Copy !req
1375. - Expecting someone, Rinkman?Copy !req
1376. - Nobody expects
the Spanish Inquisition!Copy !req
1377. - They have discovered the
light vibration of invisibility.Copy !req
1378. - It's friendly of you to bringCopy !req
1379. this new discovery to us.Copy !req
1380. - Oh he's got
yummy icing on his collar.Copy !req
1381. - I'm here with a warning.Copy !req
1382. - Don't eat refrozen ice cream.Copy !req
1383. - There's the Orbit Jet,
take my word for it.Copy !req
1384. There's a gun on it ready to blast youCopy !req
1385. if you make one false move.Copy !req
1386. - I like pancakes.Copy !req
1387. What the, huh?Copy !req
1388. - Stop pirating the
spaceships of the United Worlds.Copy !req
1389. Or Prah will be blown out of existence.Copy !req
1390. - That's big talk, Rocky.Copy !req
1391. - Mannix, no!Copy !req
1392. - Uh, Winky? Winky?Copy !req
1393. Oh for crying out loud Winky
I could use a little help.Copy !req
1394. Help here Winky.Copy !req
1395. Oh Winky!Copy !req
1396. - Winky?Copy !req
1397. - I didn't think the Orbit
Jet would fire on youCopy !req
1398. to get us.Copy !req
1399. - He's got some smooth pants on.Copy !req
1400. - We'll take that chance.Copy !req
1401. Get him to the caves.Copy !req
1402. - For he's a jolly good fellow,Copy !req
1403. for he's a jolly good fellow,Copy !req
1404. for he's a jolly good...Copy !req
1405. - Oh I know this
is coming up in my review.Copy !req
1406. - You know, they
really didn't think throughCopy !req
1407. the invasion of this planet too well.Copy !req
1408. - Cleolanta?Copy !req
1409. - Yes.Copy !req
1410. - This is Rinkman on Prah.Copy !req
1411. - I'm under your desk, actually.Copy !req
1412. - Proceed with your report.Copy !req
1413. - There's been a slight
change in our plans—Copy !req
1414. - He's holding a
bottle of Pierre Cardin.Copy !req
1415. - Mm, and his knee's on fire.Copy !req
1416. - Why wasn't it reported earlier?Copy !req
1417. - Because I didn't
discover the change until—Copy !req
1418. - (Coughing)Copy !req
1419. Thank you.Copy !req
1420. - That's impossible.Copy !req
1421. No spaceship can get
through the defense barrier.Copy !req
1422. - Rocky Jones' discovered a new trick.Copy !req
1423. He's here.Copy !req
1424. - What is he up to?Copy !req
1425. - Well put him on.Copy !req
1426. - Nothing much,
as long as I have himCopy !req
1427. locked up in one of the caves.Copy !req
1428. - Keep him under guard.Copy !req
1429. You'll get further orders.Copy !req
1430. Out.Copy !req
1431. - Mmm, lets see
I can wear a camisoleCopy !req
1432. and a blazer, no that
wouldn't be right either.Copy !req
1433. - Uhm, hello, no, hi, hi.Copy !req
1434. I'm Mylanta, no no, Mr.
Jones I presume, no.Copy !req
1435. - Well Atlasan?Copy !req
1436. - Yes, exclamation?Copy !req
1437. - To Prah to handle the execution
of Rinkman and Dr. Vanko.Copy !req
1438. - Rosencrantz and Guilderstern.Copy !req
1439. - Cleolanta, that was your command.Copy !req
1440. - I went to a lot of trouble.Copy !req
1441. - I said, cancel your orders.Copy !req
1442. - What's the matter?Copy !req
1443. Did they redeem themselves?Copy !req
1444. - For valuable prizes?Copy !req
1445. - I will go to Prah and decide
if they're to be pardoned.Copy !req
1446. - Prah is a barren planet.Copy !req
1447. A land of rock and granite mountains.Copy !req
1448. It's no place for a woman.Copy !req
1449. - Don't say barren to me.Copy !req
1450. - Have my spaceship made ready.Copy !req
1451. You will serve as pilot.Copy !req
1452. - If that is what you wish.Copy !req
1453. - It is what I command.Copy !req
1454. - Yeah and we know what
kind of weight that carries.Copy !req
1455. - Oh now my tummy's upset.Copy !req
1456. - Ooh, I'll have to wear flatsCopy !req
1457. if I'm gonna drive a spaceship.Copy !req
1458. I'll probably get his name
wrong, I'll call him Sandy Jones.Copy !req
1459. Or Rusty Jones.Copy !req
1460. - Uh, you know what?Copy !req
1461. I should of known with a guy like Winky.Copy !req
1462. You know, the guy's not
even good for ballast.Copy !req
1463. No, look at that Bobby,
(mutters) funny (mutters)Copy !req
1464. Who wants gum anyway?Copy !req
1465. Oh I love to do that to myself.Copy !req
1466. - Good thing they didn't frisk him.Copy !req
1467. - Winky.Copy !req
1468. Winky, am I getting through?Copy !req
1469. - You're coming in clear, Rocky.Copy !req
1470. - I'm being held in a cave
in one of the mountains.Copy !req
1471. - I'll find it.Copy !req
1472. - I can't find it.Copy !req
1473. - I don't know how much
cold light we have left.Copy !req
1474. - You're not to leave the Orbit Jet.Copy !req
1475. I'll have to find a way to get clear.Copy !req
1476. So keep the ship ready
for blast off at any time.Copy !req
1477. - Will do, but I feel like a
lunkhead just sitting here.Copy !req
1478. - Hold that thought, Winky.Copy !req
1479. - Just keep the Orbit Jet invisible.Copy !req
1480. Just as long as the cold light holds out.Copy !req
1481. Stand by.Copy !req
1482. - Oh hi, you must be Rocky.Copy !req
1483. I'm supposed to take your dinner order.Copy !req
1484. - Rodin's The Thinker.Copy !req
1485. Two of them.Copy !req
1486. - Rocky.Copy !req
1487. Suppose we make a deal?Copy !req
1488. - I'll give you $50
if you have a hard-boiledCopy !req
1489. egg in your purse.Copy !req
1490. - You've got something good in
that secret of invisibility.Copy !req
1491. - Ralph Ellison want's you.Copy !req
1492. - I think so.Copy !req
1493. - I could get you off Prah alive,Copy !req
1494. in exchange for that secret.Copy !req
1495. - You're wasting your time.Copy !req
1496. - I'll put it this way, come in with me.Copy !req
1497. - Join me Rocky,
we could rule the world.Copy !req
1498. - You mean, as a space pirate?Copy !req
1499. - It pays off.Copy !req
1500. - Plus benefits.Copy !req
1501. - Working out of an invisible spaceship,Copy !req
1502. we'd have the solar system by the tail.Copy !req
1503. - Oh great.Copy !req
1504. - How about the people
you're taking orders from.Copy !req
1505. - We won't be needing them,
we can brush them off.Copy !req
1506. - Like dandruff.Copy !req
1507. - Yes, but I don't know
who you're working for.Copy !req
1508. - Winky, quit eavesdropping.Copy !req
1509. Get off the line.Copy !req
1510. - Well Rocky, is it a deal?Copy !req
1511. Or do you rot it out in this cave?Copy !req
1512. - Oh, that's the option.Copy !req
1513. - What'll it be, Rocky?Copy !req
1514. - Uh, I'll take the surf'n'turf.Copy !req
1515. I'm on vacation.Copy !req
1516. - Keep him covered, Winky.Copy !req
1517. - I got 'im covered, Rocky.Copy !req
1518. - You let a guy
named Winky fool you?Copy !req
1519. - Wendy, honey, I
think you hurt me real bad.Copy !req
1520. - Oh, uh, hi, my gun and, oh, huh?Copy !req
1521. - D'yah, what a
revolting development.Copy !req
1522. What a house of ill-repute.Copy !req
1523. - Hey, he moved
the entire cave wall.Copy !req
1524. - Come in.Copy !req
1525. Come in!Copy !req
1526. Thank you.Copy !req
1527. - Rinkman's been gone a long time.Copy !req
1528. - Nice booger collection.Copy !req
1529. - He has some business with the prisoner.Copy !req
1530. - He shouldn't of wanted
to see Rocky Jones alone.Copy !req
1531. Rocky's a sharp character.Copy !req
1532. - He insisted.Copy !req
1533. - I'm going to see what's going on.Copy !req
1534. - Okay.Copy !req
1535. - Back up!Copy !req
1536. Don't try anything.Copy !req
1537. Go on, Dr. Vanko, put
your hands in the airCopy !req
1538. and keep them there.Copy !req
1539. - Now dance.Copy !req
1540. - Go on, get over beside Dr. Vanko.Copy !req
1541. - Now you, give him a back rub.Copy !req
1542. - Don't either one of you try a thing.Copy !req
1543. Winky, come in Winky.Copy !req
1544. - Go ahead, Rocky.Copy !req
1545. Not much time left.Copy !req
1546. - Open the airlock hatch.Copy !req
1547. - I'm sorry, I'm
afraid I can't do that, Dave.Copy !req
1548. - I'm on my way.Copy !req
1549. - The rockets'll be roaring.Copy !req
1550. - And the spaceship
will be ready too.Copy !req
1551. - Well, I had a great time.Copy !req
1552. Enjoyed the canapés.Copy !req
1553. Uh, say hello to the wife.Copy !req
1554. Hope you don't mind if just kind of leave!Copy !req
1555. - Oh, they've
got Flinstone furniture.Copy !req
1556. Check it out.Copy !req
1557. - Ah, Rocky blew it again.Copy !req
1558. - Yeah, what was his mission?Copy !req
1559. Go in there, get caught, and escape?Copy !req
1560. - Look at her go.Copy !req
1561. - Well hi, Rocky,
where have you been?Copy !req
1562. - You blast off perfect, Winky.Copy !req
1563. - You had yourself quite a time.Copy !req
1564. - Yes, but I didn't
quite complete the job.Copy !req
1565. We know where the space
pirates operate from.Copy !req
1566. - And who they are.Copy !req
1567. - But we still don't know
who's behind Rinkman.Copy !req
1568. - I thought we were, sir.Copy !req
1569. - We'll keep the cold light onCopy !req
1570. until we're out of Prah's gravity field.Copy !req
1571. - I sure hope there's enough
energy left in the lamp.Copy !req
1572. - Winky, look.Copy !req
1573. - That's us.Copy !req
1574. - Strange
spaceship headed for Prah.Copy !req
1575. - Wow, we just blasted off in time.Copy !req
1576. - Rinkman's boss is probably on that ship.Copy !req
1577. I'd sure like to have a look inside.Copy !req
1578. - Inside the boss?Copy !req
1579. That's disgusting.Copy !req
1580. - Thunderbirds are go!Copy !req
1581. This year's winter
carnival king and queen.Copy !req
1582. - I'm curious Cleolanta
about this journey to Prah.Copy !req
1583. - Do we have enough gas?Copy !req
1584. - Truth is, Rocky Jones
has been taken prisoner.Copy !req
1585. And is being held on Prah.Copy !req
1586. - So that's the reasonCopy !req
1587. you're giving it your personal attention?Copy !req
1588. - (making cat sounds)Copy !req
1589. - If you were as smart as
my chief office should be—Copy !req
1590. - You'd be half as smart as me.Copy !req
1591. - Rocky Jones has caused
us more difficultiesCopy !req
1592. than any other person
in the United Worlds.Copy !req
1593. - I want him to work the counter.Copy !req
1594. - I want him on our side.Copy !req
1595. - You failed before, Cleolanta.Copy !req
1596. - This time, I'm not going to fail.Copy !req
1597. - I bought some Jovani.Copy !req
1598. - Oh, uh oh.Copy !req
1599. It's the cold ray thing.Copy !req
1600. I think they were just going along with itCopy !req
1601. 'cause he can see us, you see.Copy !req
1602. - This is the XV2 calling Casa 7.Copy !req
1603. - This is Casa 7.Copy !req
1604. Go ahead, XV2.Copy !req
1605. - Message to Paul Ray.Copy !req
1606. - Bite me.Copy !req
1607. - Proceeding to Casa 7.Copy !req
1608. Anticipate arrival at, uh, 400 solar time.Copy !req
1609. Tell Paul to say hello to Vena and Bobby.Copy !req
1610. - Message will
be delivered to Paul Ray.Copy !req
1611. - He bought it.Copy !req
1612. - Thank you Casa 7, out.Copy !req
1613. - Well there's the period on this mission.Copy !req
1614. - No, Winky.Copy !req
1615. I think there's still a lot more to comeCopy !req
1616. before we see the end
of the space pirates.Copy !req
1617. - Oooh.Copy !req
1618. - Well I only hope that
Betty doesn't get tired.Copy !req
1619. I told her to wait for me at
the band stand in Central Park.Copy !req
1620. - Yeah right, Winky, you loser.Copy !req
1621. - Well that was shorter
than I thought it would be.Copy !req
1622. Huh?Copy !req
1623. - Ooh.Copy !req
1624. - Oh, sheesh.Copy !req
1625. - Grand hotel, hold please.Copy !req
1626. Grand hotel, grand hotel.Copy !req
1627. - This is Casa 7 central station, come in.Copy !req
1628. - This is the XV2
approaching gravity field.Copy !req
1629. - What is your estimated time of arrival?Copy !req
1630. - Oh, 2:00, 2:30ish.Copy !req
1631. - We'll prepare a landing clearance.Copy !req
1632. Please contact central
station when you reachCopy !req
1633. altitude 50 miles.Copy !req
1634. - Hold on, Winky wants to say hi.Copy !req
1635. - Out.Copy !req
1636. - Jeeze, I better
get this place cleaned up.Copy !req
1637. - Hey! I'm in here! Ocupado!Copy !req
1638. - Sorry.Copy !req
1639. Janet, answer.Copy !req
1640. - This is Casa 7, Ken speaking.Copy !req
1641. - I'd like to make a
reservation for two please.Copy !req
1642. - The Orbit Jet just reported.Copy !req
1643. Approaching Casa 7.Copy !req
1644. - He's an odd duck.Copy !req
1645. - Do you hear me?Copy !req
1646. - No!Copy !req
1647. - Tell him to contact you for instructionsCopy !req
1648. after the Orbit Jet lands.Copy !req
1649. - Contact me for instructions
after the orbit jet lands.Copy !req
1650. - Oh, well here you just talk.Copy !req
1651. - Is everything going as planned?Copy !req
1652. - Everything's just fine, out.Copy !req
1653. - You mean everything's
ruined by your stupidity.Copy !req
1654. - Yeah, that's what I meant.Copy !req
1655. - I arrive on Prah and find thatCopy !req
1656. Rocky Jones has made fools
of the whole lot of you.Copy !req
1657. - He just vanished right
in front of our eyes.Copy !req
1658. - What can you do against
a secret like that?Copy !req
1659. - Punt!Copy !req
1660. - Find out what the secret
is and use it yourself.Copy !req
1661. But you let him slip right
through your fingers.Copy !req
1662. - Let's not make a big
argument of it, Atlasan.Copy !req
1663. Rocky's gone.Copy !req
1664. What we have to find out
is, how do we get him back?Copy !req
1665. - Until we dispose of him,
our very profitable trafficCopy !req
1666. in United Planets spaceships
and their valuable cargosCopy !req
1667. is finished.Copy !req
1668. - Look, we're not getting anywhere!Copy !req
1669. - Look, Jarod Palmer.Copy !req
1670. - My orders stand.Copy !req
1671. I want Rocky Jones alive.Copy !req
1672. - Why, Cleolanta?Copy !req
1673. I just don't understand.Copy !req
1674. - You don't have to understand, Rinkman.Copy !req
1675. Now concentrate on these orders,Copy !req
1676. - Bite me.Copy !req
1677. - I want Casa 7 taken.Copy !req
1678. - Yeessss?Copy !req
1679. - You know, that's not a bad idea.Copy !req
1680. - And not too difficult to accomplish.Copy !req
1681. Instruct our agent Ken to
immobilize their defenses.Copy !req
1682. - Casa 7 should be a sitting duck.Copy !req
1683. - (quacking)Copy !req
1684. - We take it
over and all the valuableCopy !req
1685. equipment and material.Copy !req
1686. - Don't fail this time.Copy !req
1687. We're returning to Ophicius.Copy !req
1688. - Oh, take these
giant boogers with you.Copy !req
1689. - One thing more, you'll
not be welcome on OphiciusCopy !req
1690. until you bring Rocky Jones as a prisoner.Copy !req
1691. - And you're not invited
to my pool party, either.Copy !req
1692. - Ooh, she's it a foul mood.Copy !req
1693. - Well, why waste words?Copy !req
1694. - They won't ever be heard.Copy !req
1695. - I'm in the unfortunate positions ofCopy !req
1696. being obliged to do
Cleolantra's dirty work.Copy !req
1697. - A fake accent
helps me deal with it.Copy !req
1698. - If we take over Casa 7,
and lay hands on Rocky Jones,Copy !req
1699. we'll do the dictating.Copy !req
1700. - I could be the secretary.Copy !req
1701. - Right now we have to
wait for word from Ken.Copy !req
1702. - Ken's a good friend.Copy !req
1703. - Sturgeon in space!Copy !req
1704. Now Rocky's gonna show us how to executeCopy !req
1705. a Y-turn in a freefall.Copy !req
1706. - Paul, this is Ken at landing controls.Copy !req
1707. - You won't believe
where I'm calling from.Copy !req
1708. - The Orbit Jet is in
the process of landing.Copy !req
1709. - Know what I mean?Copy !req
1710. - Good, I'll be
there in a few minutes.Copy !req
1711. Have Rocky wait for me there, out.Copy !req
1712. - Hey, what's up badguys.Copy !req
1713. And hey, it's 72 degrees
here in the metro areaCopy !req
1714. and the Orbit Jet is in
the process of landing.Copy !req
1715. Uh, I'm landing on burner number 3.Copy !req
1716. - Hey hit my Big Wheel.Copy !req
1717. - There we go.Copy !req
1718. Busy, busy, look busy.Copy !req
1719. - Well, all safe and ship shapeCopy !req
1720. thanks to Professor Newton's cold light.Copy !req
1721. - Now can we go after the ladies?Copy !req
1722. - Give Vena all the details onCopy !req
1723. the operation of the cold lightCopy !req
1724. for her report to Professor Newton.Copy !req
1725. - Will do.Copy !req
1726. - When I get to it!Copy !req
1727. - You know I bet those
space buzzards on PrahCopy !req
1728. are still busy tying to figure outCopy !req
1729. what made the Orbit Jet invisible.Copy !req
1730. - I think we can depend on
them trying to find out.Copy !req
1731. - That's what I like about you—Copy !req
1732. - Hit him! Hit him!Copy !req
1733. - Come on, Winky, Paul's
probably waiting for us.Copy !req
1734. - Joel, this movie hurts.Copy !req
1735. Quite bad, actually.Copy !req
1736. - Yeah there's some
things I'd probably changeCopy !req
1737. if I had my way.Copy !req
1738. - I don't get why Ken
and Tammy and Cpt. JoeCopy !req
1739. are flying to the planet with the guyCopy !req
1740. in the mine getup and all thatCopy !req
1741. "Try to kill him with the forklift"Copy !req
1742. - Crow, listen, that was
like 20 experiments ago.Copy !req
1743. Okay?Copy !req
1744. - It was?Copy !req
1745. - Oh we're getting a transmission andCopy !req
1746. it's coming from outside the ship.Copy !req
1747. And it's not the mads.Copy !req
1748. Cambot but it up on the
hex-field viewscreen pronto.Copy !req
1749. - Winky!Copy !req
1750. - Actually my name is
Winchester P. Thorenjuler.Copy !req
1751. But you can call me Winky.Copy !req
1752. - Yeah, we'd call you thatCopy !req
1753. even if you didn't want us to.Copy !req
1754. - Crow, come on.Copy !req
1755. Hey Winky, I thought you
were a fictional character.Copy !req
1756. I didn't know you were a real live kid.Copy !req
1757. - No, I get that a lot.Copy !req
1758. See 'cause I was a friend of the directorsCopy !req
1759. and so he cast me as myself.Copy !req
1760. The deal is we used to go to lunch a lot.Copy !req
1761. We'd go to this little
Italian place up the streetCopy !req
1762. and usually I'd get like this saladCopy !req
1763. and then like a past a dish,
you know, as my main dish.Copy !req
1764. And still get a beverage
and then I'd get outCopy !req
1765. for under six bucks.Copy !req
1766. - Is there a point to this, Winky?Copy !req
1767. - Oh yeah, the point is, I flewCopy !req
1768. my invisible spaceship
up here and took timeCopy !req
1769. out of my hot and savage dating life,Copy !req
1770. what with the beautiful
intense girlfriends.Copy !req
1771. - Oh, Winky, you
go out with girls on datesCopy !req
1772. and stuff huh?Copy !req
1773. - Sure, yeah.Copy !req
1774. - I bet you make time
with the honeys real good.Copy !req
1775. Huh, old Winky?Copy !req
1776. - Sure.Copy !req
1777. - Winky, you've
never even touched a woman,Copy !req
1778. have you?Copy !req
1779. - Yes I have!Copy !req
1780. I'm a real swinger and you can seeCopy !req
1781. I'm up here in my invisible spaceship.Copy !req
1782. - Uh, Winky, our
instruments say that you'reCopy !req
1783. calling from Ladysmith, Wisconsin, Winky?Copy !req
1784. - Well then your instruments are wrongCopy !req
1785. because I'm on my invisible spaceship.Copy !req
1786. And look at me, I'm a real swinger.Copy !req
1787. - Winky, you're not a swinger.Copy !req
1788. And you look like Hardware Hank.Copy !req
1789. - Oh, you're real funny red-boy.Copy !req
1790. Well maybe I'll just
fly back down to EarthCopy !req
1791. and pick up Clarissa, and Tawny, and Sue,Copy !req
1792. and come back up here
and prove to you guysCopy !req
1793. that I date hot savage women!Copy !req
1794. - Winky, why don't we
just call your motherCopy !req
1795. and get this whole thing straightened out.Copy !req
1796. - You go right ahead, I don't care.Copy !req
1797. - Okay we will.Copy !req
1798. - Okay, I don't care.Copy !req
1799. - Ladysmith, Wisconsin.Copy !req
1800. - Hello?Copy !req
1801. - Oh, hi.Copy !req
1802. Is Winky there?Copy !req
1803. - He's in the
basement, hold on a second.Copy !req
1804. - Thank you.Copy !req
1805. - Winky, telephone.Copy !req
1806. - Yeah, Clarissa, why don't you startCopy !req
1807. the hot oils warming up.Copy !req
1808. But I'll be right up, okay?Copy !req
1809. - What?Copy !req
1810. - Oh my gui—that's your mother!Copy !req
1811. - It is not my mother.Copy !req
1812. It's Clarissa my girlfriend.Copy !req
1813. It's Clarissa my girlfriend
and she's really prettyCopy !req
1814. and I kiss here and you
can never get a girlfriendCopy !req
1815. even half that good
because I'm the swingerCopy !req
1816. and you're not!Copy !req
1817. Look, I gotta go, Clarissa's
real tigress when she's angry.Copy !req
1818. I'll see you guys later.Copy !req
1819. - Woo, you think we were
a little hard on him?Copy !req
1820. - Uh, guys I don't even
think we got through.Copy !req
1821. And for Winky's sake, I hope we never do.Copy !req
1822. We'll be right back.Copy !req
1823. Let's have a little quiet time now.Copy !req
1824. - The important thing
now is we've discoveredCopy !req
1825. Rinkman's pirate—Copy !req
1826. - There he is again.Copy !req
1827. - No.Copy !req
1828. - Oh, when I asked you to wait here for meCopy !req
1829. I had a reason.Copy !req
1830. - I had to square
up my butt, you see.Copy !req
1831. - Mm, I'm not a traitor.Copy !req
1832. - Oh yeah.Copy !req
1833. - There was something
about the disappearanceCopy !req
1834. of our cargo spaceships that bothered me.Copy !req
1835. How did the pirates
know the exact schedule?Copy !req
1836. So I checked the records.Copy !req
1837. - Pure gibberish.Copy !req
1838. - I found that each
spaceship reported fromCopy !req
1839. just outside out gravity
field and then vanished.Copy !req
1840. - Your line.Copy !req
1841. - I see, making it look like RinkmanCopy !req
1842. got his information from here.Copy !req
1843. Well, that should be easy to check.Copy !req
1844. - Unfortunately it isn't.Copy !req
1845. - Oh, that's what I
meant, not easy to track.Copy !req
1846. - Sammy Hagar new?Copy !req
1847. - He was an apprentice from Mars.Copy !req
1848. The day Vena's ship
disappeared he vanished.Copy !req
1849. - Rocky, your line again.Copy !req
1850. - I think you'll eventually
find your traitor, Paul.Copy !req
1851. - Have you looked in the garage?Copy !req
1852. - Ken, continue a close guard around here.Copy !req
1853. - Of course.Copy !req
1854. - Follow me men.Copy !req
1855. And no comments about
the square butt, okay?Copy !req
1856. - Mm, the traitors
not me I'm just sitting hereCopy !req
1857. and I'm not being a traitor, mm-hmm.Copy !req
1858. - Heading out to eden.Copy !req
1859. - Winky unplugs.Copy !req
1860. - Sleepy little felon?Copy !req
1861. - Looks like he's
stroking Palisades Park.Copy !req
1862. - The downers.Copy !req
1863. Winky needs professional help.Copy !req
1864. - Just kill me, please kill me.Copy !req
1865. - Hi! Well things went goo—oh.Copy !req
1866. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1867. - Hey. Hey Winky.Copy !req
1868. Come back.Copy !req
1869. Swear it to Winky.Copy !req
1870. - (howling all together)Copy !req
1871. - (clears throat)
Hi, hun, I'm home.Copy !req
1872. - Let's go, come on.Copy !req
1873. - I think it's dumb.Copy !req
1874. - That kid's gonna
have the darkest dreamsCopy !req
1875. he's ever had.Copy !req
1876. - Alright, thank you.Copy !req
1877. Stinky is it?Copy !req
1878. Oh yeah, we'll call you.Copy !req
1879. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
1880. - One more time.Copy !req
1881. And that's our starfield rag!Copy !req
1882. - Don't you ever do that again!Copy !req
1883. - Oh Vena, when you have
that report finished,Copy !req
1884. will you send it to Secretary DrakeCopy !req
1885. on the message scrambler?Copy !req
1886. - In a pig's eye.Copy !req
1887. - Winky, I'm going to
check over the Orbit Jet.Copy !req
1888. - You want me to go with you?Copy !req
1889. - No you stay here.Copy !req
1890. - And practice.Copy !req
1891. - Bobby's sleeping, and it's funny!Copy !req
1892. - We'll be back after
this word from Oxford Dishes.Copy !req
1893. - Rinkman.Copy !req
1894. - Ooh, big thumb.Copy !req
1895. - I also cut power in all defense units.Copy !req
1896. - Can we come in for a landing?Copy !req
1897. - I'll stand by in central station.Copy !req
1898. I'll bring you in by ground control.Copy !req
1899. - To Major Tom.Copy !req
1900. - Don't let Rocky Jones
blast off before we arrive.Copy !req
1901. - He won't find the Orbit Jet.Copy !req
1902. I switched on the invisibility equipment.Copy !req
1903. - You scamp.Copy !req
1904. - That's the equipment we want.Copy !req
1905. - It's here, ready to be taken.Copy !req
1906. - Oh yes, oh yes.Copy !req
1907. - Somebody's coming, out.Copy !req
1908. - So, I'll pick
you up at seven then?Copy !req
1909. Really nothing going on here.Copy !req
1910. I'm just kinda...Copy !req
1911. - Make a ship
for slumber or nothing.Copy !req
1912. So, making a tortilla, huh?Copy !req
1913. - Ah, you're working late Ken.Copy !req
1914. - Bruh, huh? Nuh-nothing, nothing.Copy !req
1915. - I'm good for 24 hour duty.Copy !req
1916. I use the charting room
for living quarters.Copy !req
1917. - I came to check on the Orbit Jet.Copy !req
1918. It isn't at the landing platform.Copy !req
1919. - Joel?Copy !req
1920. - That's strange.Copy !req
1921. - Let's leave.Copy !req
1922. - We can't.Copy !req
1923. - Please.Copy !req
1924. - The only place spaceships can be keptCopy !req
1925. is at one of the platforms.Copy !req
1926. - At a cool temperature.Copy !req
1927. - Oh have you seen anything of Hagar Nu?Copy !req
1928. - Not a sign.Copy !req
1929. - Stop accusing me!Copy !req
1930. - Shoes for industry, comrade.Copy !req
1931. - Oh wait, I forgot
to validate your parking.Copy !req
1932. - Ken is that close
to a written warning.Copy !req
1933. - Oh, he's gonna
do the Letterman thing.Copy !req
1934. - Top of the gantry, ma!Copy !req
1935. - And they're gone, huzzah!Copy !req
1936. - They're really proud
of that process, aren't they?Copy !req
1937. - Mom, I found a
spaceman, can I keep him?Copy !req
1938. - Okay, now you
two play nice together.Copy !req
1939. - I think you two will get along.Copy !req
1940. Rocky's into science too.Copy !req
1941. - Good morning sunshine.Copy !req
1942. - Trotsky?Copy !req
1943. - Did you also catch up
with the traitor Ken?Copy !req
1944. - Uh, hm, yeah, sure.Copy !req
1945. - So it was Ken.Copy !req
1946. - Jeeze I hate that guy Ken.Copy !req
1947. - I guess both of us found out too late.Copy !req
1948. - You are an Earth man.Copy !req
1949. - Yes, Rocky Jones, I
command the Orbit Jet.Copy !req
1950. - I am Hagar Nu, a Martian.Copy !req
1951. - They're looking for you as the traitor.Copy !req
1952. - Ken arranged that, cleverly.Copy !req
1953. After I caught him giving
information to the pirates.Copy !req
1954. He had to silence me.Copy !req
1955. - Yes, he's quite a hand at that.Copy !req
1956. - For two days I was bound and helplessCopy !req
1957. in the charting room at central station.Copy !req
1958. - It wasn't that bad, really.Copy !req
1959. - I was into a deep sleep
and found myself here.Copy !req
1960. - Oh yeah, Winky sang to you too?Copy !req
1961. - We're on my ship, the Orbit Jet.Copy !req
1962. That's where Ken made his mistake.Copy !req
1963. I know this ship too well.Copy !req
1964. - Ken is an evil man.Copy !req
1965. He'll not stop—Copy !req
1966. - Ken is sick.Copy !req
1967. Just ask Barbie.Copy !req
1968. - If we can get out of these bonds,Copy !req
1969. he'll of missed his chance.Copy !req
1970. - Buy bonds where you work a bank.Copy !req
1971. - Well, alley-oop.Copy !req
1972. In the meantime there's
some exercises you can doCopy !req
1973. in your office or home.Copy !req
1974. And they're really good for your back.Copy !req
1975. - Okay, one two three.Copy !req
1976. Now you try, come on.Copy !req
1977. - Come on, lay back down.Copy !req
1978. - If I can stretch these
bonds I may be ableCopy !req
1979. to slip them over my wrist.Copy !req
1980. - Yes, if you see,
I can stretch the bonds.Copy !req
1981. Space Ghost!Copy !req
1982. - I think they're losing altitude.Copy !req
1983. - This is Walter
Cronkite with Roger Mudd,Copy !req
1984. and we're space pirates hoo-hoo-hoo-hooo.Copy !req
1985. - That's the way it was.Copy !req
1986. - This is Casa 7 central station, come in.Copy !req
1987. - Rinkman here, making
approach for landing.Copy !req
1988. - Neutralize all circuits, activate gyros.Copy !req
1989. - And bring me one.Copy !req
1990. - We'll handle circuits and gyros.Copy !req
1991. - Ground control will bring
you in for landing, out.Copy !req
1992. - Ah, let's see.Copy !req
1993. A couple of these, a couple of those.Copy !req
1994. Hit that one, there we go.Copy !req
1995. - Ah, if it's not
one thing it's another.Copy !req
1996. Ah brother.Copy !req
1997. - I saw the harbor lights.Copy !req
1998. - Kids, check it out.Copy !req
1999. They're landing on the cover
of a popular science magazine.Copy !req
2000. - Cool.Copy !req
2001. Kill the props.Copy !req
2002. - Well, we made it Doc.Copy !req
2003. - Now we have to take over Casa 7.Copy !req
2004. - And do it fast.Copy !req
2005. Get Markov and Link in here.Copy !req
2006. - Oh, why don't you
take Linkov and Mark in there?Copy !req
2007. - Avon calling?Copy !req
2008. - Hi, I ran up here
all the way to meet you.Copy !req
2009. - Gene Kelly! Look.Copy !req
2010. - First there's Paul
Ray, take him prisoner.Copy !req
2011. He's in charge of the
entire project of Casa 7.Copy !req
2012. - Then what?Copy !req
2013. - After that it will be easy.Copy !req
2014. - Where do we find this Paul Ray?Copy !req
2015. - I'll show you.Copy !req
2016. - Here let me show you around.Copy !req
2017. We'll take over and
then we'll grab a beer.Copy !req
2018. - Okay, now I want
you to do your space math.Copy !req
2019. Space two plus space
two equals space four.Copy !req
2020. - Rinkman.Copy !req
2021. - Just making a little surprise visit.Copy !req
2022. - What are you doing
in Alan Brady's office?Copy !req
2023. - We've covered the areaCopy !req
2024. at least a dozen times, Winky.Copy !req
2025. - Yeah! Get Winky.Copy !req
2026. Get him, get him, get Winky.Copy !req
2027. - Yeah, hit him hard!Copy !req
2028. Really hard.Copy !req
2029. - Are you guys hungry
for dinner I've got (muffled)Copy !req
2030. - Hey, it's the
Nelsons, full and half.Copy !req
2031. - Hold it, or I'll use this.Copy !req
2032. - Now do bobby!Copy !req
2033. - I said hold it!Copy !req
2034. - Tickle me, (giggles)Copy !req
2035. - If you don't think so, I'll
give you a taste of this.Copy !req
2036. - It's chocolate, hmm.Copy !req
2037. - I think it's slipping loose.Copy !req
2038. - Yeah, right.Copy !req
2039. Would you like to hear my plan?Copy !req
2040. - There, see? Told ya.Copy !req
2041. - Ah, don't start
walking yet, Rocky.Copy !req
2042. - No, it's time for a granola bar.Copy !req
2043. I need quick energy.Copy !req
2044. - Ooh, my wrist.Copy !req
2045. - Hey, why is that
ladder hanging sideways?Copy !req
2046. - 'Cause it's space, get it?Copy !req
2047. See it's space.Copy !req
2048. - Ken keeps on the automatic lock.Copy !req
2049. - He didn't know there's
a way to handle that.Copy !req
2050. - With a handle.Copy !req
2051. - There's an emergency
circuit breaker here.Copy !req
2052. - It's the sign of pizza.Copy !req
2053. - Whoa, watch that last step.Copy !req
2054. Oh no, the anarchists are here.Copy !req
2055. - Good thing I happen to haveCopy !req
2056. some sandpaper in my pocket.Copy !req
2057. - Heh-heh-hey,
I always carry chalk.Copy !req
2058. - Let's see.Copy !req
2059. Winky is a dolt.Copy !req
2060. - Oh, that's in
breakfast of champions.Copy !req
2061. - I remember.Copy !req
2062. - Oh, I remember.Copy !req
2063. - Whoa-ho, almost fooled myself.Copy !req
2064. - It's cold filtered.Copy !req
2065. - Hands off green man.Copy !req
2066. - The Orbit Jet is invisible.Copy !req
2067. I don't think Ken will
be able to find it again.Copy !req
2068. - I am frank to say, I am puzzled.Copy !req
2069. - Well said, MartianCopy !req
2070. - Ken had the platform marked so he'd knowCopy !req
2071. where the invisible ship was located.Copy !req
2072. I erased the marks and put
them on another platform.Copy !req
2073. - Aren't I sneaky? (giggles)Copy !req
2074. - Oh you kook, imagine his surpriseCopy !req
2075. when his skull hits the pavement.Copy !req
2076. You're so nuts.Copy !req
2077. - The Orbit Jet's invisible.Copy !req
2078. I marked the platform.Copy !req
2079. Come on.Copy !req
2080. - Now, let's tune into Ken's faceCopy !req
2081. as he tries to find the Orbit Jet.Copy !req
2082. - We'll walk right into
the invisible band.Copy !req
2083. - And watch my
face here when I try to—Copy !req
2084. - Where is this invisible band?Copy !req
2085. - I don't understand it.Copy !req
2086. - You sure you know what you're doing?Copy !req
2087. - I left the ship right here twice—Copy !req
2088. - Maybe an invisible
tow truck came and, no.Copy !req
2089. - There's nothing here, real or invisible.Copy !req
2090. - Rocky Jones and the Martian
are on the ship, tied up.Copy !req
2091. - I said it, and I'm glad.Copy !req
2092. - If I know Rocky Jones, he
didn't stay tied up long.Copy !req
2093. - But he couldn't get away.Copy !req
2094. - If he did, he's got the Orbit Jet.Copy !req
2095. And Cleolatra will have your neck.Copy !req
2096. - I'll find the ship.Copy !req
2097. - If I have to
search all three pads.Copy !req
2098. - I'll get Rocky's crew into my shipCopy !req
2099. and send them along to Ophicius.Copy !req
2100. - With his friends in danger,Copy !req
2101. Rocky Jones will soon show his hand.Copy !req
2102. - Yes, you took the words
right out of my mind, Doc.Copy !req
2103. - What do you do, old man?Copy !req
2104. - If the Orbit Jet is lost, so are you.Copy !req
2105. - Oh I'm sorry your majesty.Copy !req
2106. Oh where did the rocket,
oh ho, no stepping.Copy !req
2107. - An American in Paris.Copy !req
2108. - Were you looking for me, Ken?Copy !req
2109. - No, I was looking for...Copy !req
2110. This chair!Copy !req
2111. That was it!Copy !req
2112. - Oh, I can't
believe I fell for that.Copy !req
2113. - Look, just answer my question.Copy !req
2114. Who are you looking for?Copy !req
2115. - Alright, I've got a nice place for you.Copy !req
2116. - It's a Days Inn, it's
not elaborate but it's clean.Copy !req
2117. - Move.Copy !req
2118. - Haha, I'm a grim old
warrior. Ho ho ho (whimpers)Copy !req
2119. - Okay okay, that's perfect Steve.Copy !req
2120. Yeah, good special effect,
really tricks the eye.Copy !req
2121. - It's Edith Ann.Copy !req
2122. - Just a little
paint, cover the rust.Copy !req
2123. - What? Silly putty, why?Copy !req
2124. - Oh man, he's whiping
boogers on the rocket.Copy !req
2125. - Those some big
boogers, let me tell ya.Copy !req
2126. - Now I've gotta go
change the sand in the ashtrays.Copy !req
2127. - Funny how things change, huh?Copy !req
2128. Funny how the hunter becomes the hunted.Copy !req
2129. - Who's ship is that on the next platform?Copy !req
2130. - Oh, that's the
good ship, Lollipop.Copy !req
2131. - Who's ship is it?Copy !req
2132. - Go ahead on three!Copy !req
2133. - Sounds like Kens in trouble.Copy !req
2134. Hold them here.Copy !req
2135. - Go on.Copy !req
2136. - That's so cool, it's
like Romulan cloaking device.Copy !req
2137. The Klingon's had one too.Copy !req
2138. - Oh jeeze, I really had to go.Copy !req
2139. I feel ten pounds lighter.Copy !req
2140. - Now let's see, is that not it?Copy !req
2141. Or is it down there not it.Copy !req
2142. - Your pockets are speaking to you,Copy !req
2143. they're trying to tell you something.Copy !req
2144. - Ooo, kill. Kill.Copy !req
2145. - Wait a minute,
I'm a young Buddy Ebsen.Copy !req
2146. - That's impossible.Copy !req
2147. - Nobody's in sight.Copy !req
2148. Lock them in the rear section.Copy !req
2149. They've got a long journey ahead.Copy !req
2150. - Right, lets go.Copy !req
2151. - Link.Copy !req
2152. - (gasps) We can have
the interrogation outside!Copy !req
2153. - Doc will go along as navigator.Copy !req
2154. - When do we blast off?Copy !req
2155. - As soon as I contact
Cleolantra and explainCopy !req
2156. - Cleo Laine?Copy !req
2157. - I'll give you the word.Copy !req
2158. Markov and I will be
using Paul Ray's quarters.Copy !req
2159. - Gene, you keep
singing and dancing.Copy !req
2160. - Gotta dance.Copy !req
2161. - Make it tight.Copy !req
2162. No, tighter, I can get out of this.Copy !req
2163. Make it tighter.Copy !req
2164. - Ken won't give us any more trouble.Copy !req
2165. - Oh thanks for the update, Quisp.Copy !req
2166. - He's wanted back on Earth
to answer for his crimes.Copy !req
2167. - Perhaps he'll answer
for them sooner than that.Copy !req
2168. - What do you mean Hagar Nu?Copy !req
2169. - I wanted to be certain
that traitors are destroyed.Copy !req
2170. I inserted Toenite-Alpha
into the rocket tubesCopy !req
2171. of Rickman's spaceship.Copy !req
2172. - That'll blow them to
bits when they blast off.Copy !req
2173. - Yes.Copy !req
2174. The traitors will be destroyed.Copy !req
2175. - And it will leave a huge stain.Copy !req
2176. - I don't get ze Earth people.Copy !req
2177. - Winky, Paul?Copy !req
2178. - Scooter.Copy !req
2179. - Diane.Copy !req
2180. - Chopper.Copy !req
2181. - Chief.Copy !req
2182. - McCloud.Copy !req
2183. Rawr.Copy !req
2184. - Oh, now it's a Phaedo farce.Copy !req
2185. - Doctor Vanko, Link, come in.Copy !req
2186. - I'll get it.Copy !req
2187. - Yeah, Rinkman?Copy !req
2188. - You can blast off anytime, Doc.Copy !req
2189. - What did you arrange with Cleolantra?Copy !req
2190. - She sending two spaceships with troopsCopy !req
2191. to police this project.Copy !req
2192. - Can you hold on 'till they arrive?Copy !req
2193. - The troops will be taking overCopy !req
2194. before the people here
know Paul Ray's missing.Copy !req
2195. Come back as soon as you can, Doc.Copy !req
2196. - I miss you, miss you a lot.Copy !req
2197. - And for you, good hunting.Copy !req
2198. You'll have to find Rocky Jones.Copy !req
2199. - Good fishing,
good camping, good eating.Copy !req
2200. - Rinkman.Copy !req
2201. - I found Rocky Jones!Copy !req
2202. - Where are Paul Ray and my crew?Copy !req
2203. - You're a little late, Rocky.Copy !req
2204. - Where are they?Copy !req
2205. - They're
due to blast off Casa 7Copy !req
2206. at any moment.Copy !req
2207. - On which ship?Copy !req
2208. - There's only two ships out there!Copy !req
2209. - On my spaceship.Copy !req
2210. - Don't let them blast off, Rinkman.Copy !req
2211. - Stop bluffing, Rocky.Copy !req
2212. You try to hold the ship.Copy !req
2213. - You've gotta stop them, the
ships in danger of blowing up.Copy !req
2214. - Folks, lets relive
the scene we just did.Copy !req
2215. Only this time...Copy !req
2216. - Whoa, shook myself up.Copy !req
2217. Never really did that before.Copy !req
2218. - Will the person
with the shiny rocketCopy !req
2219. please move it?Copy !req
2220. It's glaring.Copy !req
2221. - Starboard rocket.Copy !req
2222. - I'm wearing my
strip of bacon today.Copy !req
2223. - Ah, somebody jammed
a potato in the exhaust pipe.Copy !req
2224. - Ja, it registers.Copy !req
2225. - Try the starboard rocket again.Copy !req
2226. - Jeeze, I was
just talking to my analystCopy !req
2227. and things got weird.Copy !req
2228. - Dr. Vanko, Link, come in, urgent.Copy !req
2229. - That's a signal, Doc, take it.Copy !req
2230. - Yo.Copy !req
2231. - Dr. Vanko.Copy !req
2232. - Doc, trouble.Copy !req
2233. Rocky Jones' on his way to the ship.Copy !req
2234. Hold blastoff, take him.Copy !req
2235. - We'll handle him.Copy !req
2236. - Yes, it's Dr.
Smith and Mr. MooneyCopy !req
2237. as you've never seen them before.Copy !req
2238. - Romeo, Romeo, where..Copy !req
2239. - Open the hatch, then keep me covered.Copy !req
2240. - Okay, now, turn off the lightsCopy !req
2241. and when he comes in, oh
this is gonna be so good.Copy !req
2242. - (doing Ancient
Battle theme from Star Trek)Copy !req
2243. - Oh forget it.Copy !req
2244. - I have this.Copy !req
2245. - Take Vanko, this ones mine.Copy !req
2246. - And away!Copy !req
2247. - Good job, Winky.Copy !req
2248. - Ooh, right in the winky, ow.Copy !req
2249. - That's for Betty, and for Tawny.Copy !req
2250. - Whoa, whoa, Winky!Copy !req
2251. - Oh, just in time square-butt.Copy !req
2252. - I knew Rocky was alright, Vena.Copy !req
2253. - You don't know
nothing, you little punk.Copy !req
2254. - Of course, Bobby.Copy !req
2255. - Oh Paul, you don't know how
close you came to oblivion.Copy !req
2256. Hagar Nu loaded the
rockets with Toenite-Alpha.Copy !req
2257. - Wow.Copy !req
2258. It was lucky I thought of knocking outCopy !req
2259. those fuel pumps, wasn't it?Copy !req
2260. - I knew we could depend on you, Winky.Copy !req
2261. - Bobby showed us a new
trick with his pen knife.Copy !req
2262. - It's a tracheotomy.Copy !req
2263. - I had to do something, didn't I, Rocky?Copy !req
2264. Well that's why you took me along.Copy !req
2265. - Bobby, you're wonderful.Copy !req
2266. Oh Paul, there are a couple more prisonersCopy !req
2267. at your quarters we have
to pick up to add to these.Copy !req
2268. - And throw Bobby in there.Copy !req
2269. - Oh, did you find the Orbit Jet?Copy !req
2270. - Yes, and she's ready for blastoff.Copy !req
2271. - And so am I.Copy !req
2272. - Paul, one more detail.Copy !req
2273. - Bite me.Copy !req
2274. - There are two spaceships
headed here from Ophicius.Copy !req
2275. - I'll know what to do
with them, blast 'em.Copy !req
2276. - Oh, happiness fades
back to the dark recessesCopy !req
2277. of my hideous life.Copy !req
2278. - Yoroniku, Gamera.Copy !req
2279. Yoroniku, Gamera. Yoroniku, Ga-mer-ah!Copy !req
2280. - Looks like you
got the worst of it, Ned.Copy !req
2281. - Hey, Rocky.Copy !req
2282. What time do we land on Earth
with our cargo of traitors?Copy !req
2283. - Yeah, why, is
Betty waiting for you?Copy !req
2284. - Oh wonderful.Copy !req
2285. Hey, how about using the astrophone?Copy !req
2286. - I've already reported to Secretary—Copy !req
2287. - Nah nah nah,
not tonight plant Winky.Copy !req
2288. - Yeah, well, uh, you see,
I wanted to call Betty.Copy !req
2289. I wanna see if she's till waiting for meCopy !req
2290. at the bandstand in Central Park.Copy !req
2291. - Do it! Space whack him dead!Copy !req
2292. - I'll ask her if she
has a friend for you.Copy !req
2293. - Is this it, is this it?Copy !req
2294. I'm holding my breath.Copy !req
2295. Is this it?Copy !req
2296. - Hello Earth!Copy !req
2297. - Bzzz.Copy !req
2298. No, you see, Joel, the
thing is that I can't—Copy !req
2299. Bzzzzz.Copy !req
2300. Now how would you like it
if someone came up and—Copy !req
2301. Bzzz (imitating guitar solo)Copy !req
2302. Now, Joel, come on.Copy !req
2303. Being an amplifier
makes my innards vibrateCopy !req
2304. and that just makes me feel all funny.Copy !req
2305. - Oh, come on, Tom.Copy !req
2306. Crow's having a good time, aren't you?Copy !req
2307. - I wouldn't go that far, Joel.Copy !req
2308. And watch out for my
eyes, they're brand new.Copy !req
2309. - Here you guys, I'll sing a song.Copy !req
2310. That'll probably make you feel better.Copy !req
2311. Shadow me, okay, Mr. Amplifier?Copy !req
2312. - (imitates guitar riff)Copy !req
2313. - Oh I feel so much better now.Copy !req
2314. - Joel, for God's sake,
I'm not a Stratocaster.Copy !req
2315. - (imitating guitar solo)Copy !req
2316. - Oh, I'm sorry you guys.Copy !req
2317. Listen, I got a, uh,Copy !req
2318. I got a letter here and put that upCopy !req
2319. stills there, Cambot.Copy !req
2320. This is from Tye Rickman, and
he's got some pictures there.Copy !req
2321. Cool, they're pretty neat aren't they?Copy !req
2322. - Hey, could you hurry it up?Copy !req
2323. I'm not sure how long I
can hold this position.Copy !req
2324. - Okay.Copy !req
2325. Alright, I'm gonna read Tye's letterCopy !req
2326. by using the golden
throat, okay, here we go.Copy !req
2327. - Oh no, Joel, not the golden throat.Copy !req
2328. Now now, come on, Joel.Copy !req
2329. On top of everything, I've got to put upCopy !req
2330. with these gratuitous insults.Copy !req
2331. And to think of all I do
for the ship around here.Copy !req
2332. Well I've simply had it, my friend.Copy !req
2333. - Hey, you know what?Copy !req
2334. Let's see what this system can really do.Copy !req
2335. Okay, here comes the beatdowns
and a windmill, here we go!Copy !req
2336. - What do you think, sirs?Copy !req
2337. - So any way, reading John-Paul SartreCopy !req
2338. opened up a whole new world for me.Copy !req
2339. Suddenly, being a shift
supervisor at Arby'sCopy !req
2340. wasn't enough anymore.Copy !req
2341. I had to say to myself, I have
to do what's right for Frank.Copy !req
2342. I have to do what's gonna make FrankCopy !req
2343. feel good in this cold
heartless modern world.Copy !req
2344. - Frank, when I get out of this,Copy !req
2345. I'm going to kill you.Copy !req
2346. - Ah, the existence of vague threatsCopy !req
2347. that no one can do anything about.Copy !req
2348. - It's not a vague threat, Frank.Copy !req
2349. I'm going to kill you.Copy !req