Mystery Science Theater 3000 4x8

1. LET'S GO.

2. - CAMBOT. - PAN LEFT.

3. HI, GIRL.

4. WHAT A COOL GUY.

5. A WISECRACKER.

6. AHH.

7. RICKY, GARY, GET ME A SCOTCH.

8. OH LUCY, I WANNA HAVE CHILDREN.

9. AAH.

10. HI EVERYBODY, WELCOME TO THE SATELLITE OF LOVE.

11. I'M JOEL ROBINSON,

12. WHERE THEY'RE OVERFASCINATED

13. WITH HARVEY FIERSTEIN.

14. - LET'S WATCH. - AH, MR. MOONEY,

15. ROBERT GOULET.

16. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, HARVEY.

17. LOVE FOR SALE!

18. SEE WHAT I GOTTA LIVE WITH?

19. THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET 'EM

20. RASPY-VOICED CELEBRITY.

21. UH, SIRS, THIS IS...

22. BRENDA VACCARO HERE, SIRS.

23. UH, BURGESS MEREDITH ON LINE ONE.

24. AAH, I'M ONLY TAKING CALLS FROM DAVID JANNSEN.

25. AAH, BRENDA, DARLING, POSTPONE MY DINNER WITH KIM CARNES.

26. SEE WHAT I MEAN?

27. COMMERCIAL SIGN IN FIVE,

28. FOUR, THREE, TWO, COMMERCIAL SIGN NOW.

29. AAH.

30. I'VE NEVER MET A REAL MAN, AAH.

31. GARY, WE NEED MORE CALGON.

32. HEY, YOU GUYS, HOLD ON. HEY, HEY, HOLD ON.

33. GYPSY'S GOT AN IMPRESSION SHE'S BEEN WORKING REAL HARD ON.

34. OH, RICKY, I WANNA BE IN THE SHOW TOO.

35. COME ON, YOU GUYS. STOP IT. HEY, CAMBOT.

36. PUT DOWN THE LIGHTS. GYPSY, YOU READY? COME ON.

37. - WHOA. - AAH.

38. - UH-HUH. - DID YOU GUYS GET IT?

39. SHE'S THE OPENING MYSTERY MOVIE.

40. OH, THE MADS ARE CALLING.

41. - COOL. - McCLOUD!

42. OH, WAY TO GIVE 'EM THE RAZZ, ROBOT CRITTERS.

43. LET'S PRESS ON, SHALL WE?

44. TALL AND PROUD.

45. OF YOUR PERSON.

46. TINY, ITCHY DIODES, YOU MEAN.

47. TO THE HEADBANDS,

48. FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE.

49. READY, FRANK? START THINKING.

50. I'LL SWITCH ON YOUR COMPUTER.

51. NOW, FRANK, TELL OUR VIEWERS

52. A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.

53. WELL, WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL,

54. I WASN'T A FREAK

55. OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

56. WITH EVERYBODY.

57. I FIT IN WITH EVERY GROUP.

58. I'M BASICALLY A GOOD PERSON

59. AND A STRONG VALUE SYSTEM.

60. ON THE STREET,

61. SURE, I'LL GIVE 'EM THE TIME OF DAY.

62. BUT IF THEY CROSS ME, THEY'RE OFF MY LIST.

63. I'M TRYING TO SAY IS,

64. REMEMBER ME AS FRANK.

65. ONE OF THE GOOD ONES.

66. HOW'D I DO?

67. GOOD, REAL GOOD. NOW I'LL TURN MINE ON.

68. AMONG OTHER MEN,

69. BUT KNOW THEIR POWER, FOR THEY ARE YOUR ENEMY.

70. THROUGH THE NIGHT.

71. THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN,

72. FOR HE IS YOUR ALLY.

73. OF EVIL.

74. UH, DO IT TO THE OTHER GUY BEFORE HE DOES IT TO YOU...

75. AND BE BAD TO THE BONE, WON'T YOU? THANK YOU.

76. SIR, THAT COLOR LOOKS GOOD ON YOU.

77. OH, THIS OLD THING? I JUST THREW IT ON.

78. WELL, IT'S YOUR TURN, JOELY-OLY INFANTRY.

79. HEY SIRS, THAT ONE'S PRETTY NEAT.

80. I HOPE YOU LIKE MINE.

81. TWO POPULAR PRODUCTS.

82. AND THE PHONE MACHINE.

83. BACK DOWN ON EARTH,

84. WHEN I WORKED AT AN OFFICE,

85. WAS JUST LIKE TISSUE, AND THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.

86. AND I SAY, "HEY, WHY NOT COMBINE THE TWO?"

87. KLEENEX DISPENSER.

88. THAT THINKS IT'S A FAX MACHINE?

89. IT'S A KLEENEX DISPENSER?

90. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!

91. WELL, THANKS, LINUS. SEND IT ON UP.

92. TO DR. LINUS PAULING,

93. AND HE'S SENDING UP

94. THE COMMON COLD.

95. - WOW! - OH, YOU CAN HEAR IT WORKING.

96. OH, IT'S IN.

97. HEY, THE CURE FOR

98. IS SO...

99. - UGH. - SORRY, SIRS.

100. GESUNDHEIT, SNOT LOCKER.

101. WELL, YOUR PAIN

102. TODAY'S EXPERIMENT.

103. GAMERA FILMS.

104. TODAY GAMERA'S OPPONENT IS—

105. OH, LIKE IT MATTERS.

106. 32 TIMES, BOOBY.

107. - HEY, THE— - OH, WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!

108. AAH!

109. HEY, COME ON, YOU GUYS.

110. OH NO, DAIEI!

111. HEY, DID SOMEBODY WIPE THAT WITH SOAP ON A WINDOW OR SOMETHING?

112. OH, THAT'S JAPANESE FOR "HIDEOUS NEGATIVITY."

113. HIDEMASA NAGATA!

114. HEY, HE'S AN AUTEUR PLAN.

115. DID YOU READ ANDREW SARRIS'S BOOK ABOUT HIM?

116. NO.

117. I LOVE PLANNING.

118. HMM.

119. HEY, THERE'S SOME FUMES

120. THERE, FUMI.

121. PLAYING A BALLAD, DOESN'T IT?

122. HEY, WELL,

123. IF ALL THE PLANNING'S DONE?

124. MR. GAMERA'S WARDROBE BY BOTANY 500.

125. BY KAZUFUMI FUJII.

126. OH, GESUNDHEIT, TATSUJI.

127. YOU KNOW, JAPANESE PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF AMERICAN NAMES.

128. OH, I SUPPOSE SO.

129. AS THE TOWNSPEOPLE.

130. REINO IN RAGE AND REHAB.

131. NOW, ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE FULL-SIZE OR MINIATURE?

132. I CAN NEVER TELL.

133. AT GATE NUMBER THREE.

134. SO GAMERA'S RETURNED ONCE AGAIN.

135. OF NEARLY TWO YEARS,

136. A BENEVOLENT MONSTER.

137. AND THE QUESTION IS, HAS IT RETAINED ITS BENEVOLENCE,

138. CHANGED NOW?

139. HEY, HERE COMES McCARTNEY.

140. HEY.

141. THE VERY HEART OF THE VOLCANO?

142. IS IT DEAD NOW,

143. ITS ENERGY FROM THE FLAMES? FOR THE ANSWERS,

144. PATIENT FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

145. CAN RETURN FROM THE SCENE.

146. MODEL, AWAY!

147. BY HELICOPTER.

148. AND NOW I'LL SING A MEDLEY OF HELEN REDDY SONGS.

149. HOUSING PROJECT HILL.

150. HMM?

151. AHH, I KNEW IT WOULD RING.

152. THAT'S WHY I PUT THE CAMERA ON IT.

153. - GOOD PLANNING. - MM-HMM.

154. - HAVEN'T YOU GOT HIM YET? - I'LL KEEP ON TRYING.

155. IT'S HUBERT HUMPHREY! "I'M PLEASED AS PUNCH."

156. I'M TIRED OF EXCUSES. WHATEVER HAPPENS,

157. HAS GOT TO GO AHEAD ON SCHEDULE.

158. OF SHAREHOLDERS,

159. THE WHOLE COUNTRY'S

160. THE ROAD ON TIME.

161. THEY'RE STARVED FOR ENTERTAINMENT.

162. BUT I'M TIRED OF THESE DELAYS.

163. ONE DARN THING AFTER THE OTHER.

164. - SO WHAT IS IT NOW? DO YOU KNOW, EH?

165. - YES. - UH, THIS DARN THING HERE, SIR.

166. OH, THAT DARN THING.

167. —UH, IT'S THIS SECTION.

168. REFUSE TO SELL THE LAND.

169. WE'RE ARGUING, BUT NOT GETTING FAR.

170. - NOT GETTIN' FAR. THE PRESSURE ON THEM.

171. - YES. - ANYWAY, GET THEM MOVED OUT.

172. - DON'T WASTE ANY TIME, EH? - YES.

173. OH, JUST A MINUTE. THE CHIEF IS CALLING YOU.

174. - WHAT, SITTING BULL? - YOU'RE THROUGH.

175. MR. TSUTSUMI, THE ENGINEER IN CHARGE OF THE ROAD.

176. - GESUNDHEIT.

177. I HEAR THAT YOU'RE HAVING SOME TROUBLE WITH THE FARMERS.

178. THEY WON'T CLEAR OFF THE LAND NOW.

179. WELL, IT'S PART OF YOUR JOB TO MAKE SURE THEY GET OFF.

180. AND GET TO WORK MOVING.

181. BUT SIR, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER

182. BROKE.

183. THE RECENT ERUPTIONS HERE.

184. - TO HELL WITH THE REPORT. - OOH.

185. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE VOLCANO OR ABOUT THE MONSTER.

186. I LOVE YOU!

187. GET OFF THE LAND.

188. AND PLEASE DON'T BOTHER ME

189. OF THAT PHONE.

190. YEAH, AND ANOTHER THING. I DON'T MIND TELLING YOU

191. THAT YOU SHOULD— HEY!

192. HEY, HEY BOSS.

193. WHAT'S THE BOSS HAVE TO SAY?

194. UH...

195. - WE START WORK AGAIN. - HUH?

196. EVEN WHEN THERE'S A CHANCE THERE'LL BE ANOTHER ERUPTION?

197. ON MY FACE?

198. LET'S GET THIS STUFF TOGETHER AND MOVE ON UP TO THIS SITE.

199. - I'LL FOLLOW ON. - OKAY. - RIGHT.

200. WELL, I SHOULD'VE TAKEN THAT JOB AT HONDA.

201. —ONE THING AFTER THE OTHER.

202. HANG IN THERE, BABY. FRIDAY'S COMING.

203. IT'S WALTER PIDGEON!

204. DOWN THERE.

205. REALLY?

206. HEY, THEY'RE FLYING OVER A POT ROAST.

207. - MM. - LOOKS DELICIOUS.

208. - NUM. - MM-HMM.

209. HEY, THERE'S A LITTLE POCKET OF MINT JELLY!

210. INTERESTING.

211. OOH.

212. MAN, THE MINT JELLY'S ATTACKING.

213. DON'T SEE THAT OFTEN.

214. I'M AMUSED BY THE LITTLE POCKET OF JELLY.

215. PULL OVER!

216. THERE'S SO MANY THINGS TO DO AND SEE.

217. WHOO!

218. UH-OH.

219. IN HALF.

220. HEY, MY LUGGAGE!

221. OOH.

222. MODEL POLICE, IN COLOR!

223. GEEZ.

224. WHAT'S THE BUZZ? TELL ME WHAT'S A-HAPPENIN'.

225. HEY, THERE MUST BE A SIX FLAGS OVER OSAKA.

226. —BY MOUNT FUJI ERUPTIONS.

227. WAS IT GAMERA, PERHAPS?

228. A STRONG GREEN LIGHT THERE.

229. IN THE HELICOPTER?

230. AND HIS LOVE FOR TERRY?

231. ONLY ONE THING IS CERTAIN.

232. THE RECENT ERUPTIONS HERE.

233. YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT INVESTIGATION.

234. - AND GAMERA? - GAMERA DOESN'T SEND OUT

235. DESTRUCTIVE RAYS, TO THE BEST OF ANYONE'S KNOWLEDGE.

236. BUT STILL, THE POSSIBILITY WON'T BE IGNORED.

237. NOW, THAT'S ALL I CAN TELL YOU AT THE MOMENT.

238. LOOK, I'M A DOORMAN, LEAVE ME ALONE.

239. RIGHT. I'LL GO LOOK FOR MYSELF.

240. - D'OH. - NOBODY LOVES ME. EVERYBODY HATES ME.

241. THINK I'LL GO FIND GAOS.

242. UM, YOU MIGHT WANNA PUT THAT HELMET ON.

243. HEY, THREE BIG MACS FOR THE PRICE OF— OH.

244. HEY, WHAT IS THIS?

245. IT'S THE SET OF COAL MINER'S DAUGHTER.

246. IS IT FARMERS AGAIN?

247. IT SAYS "HOLLYWOOD."

248. OOH.

249. OH NO, IT'S THE CAST OF "HEAD INJURY PLAYHOUSE."

250. OH, WATCH IT.

251. LUNCH MONEY. NOW.

252. NOW HOLD IT.

253. HEY BOSS, THESE GUYS ARE OUT TO MAKE TROUBLE.

254. WAIT A MINUTE, LET'S TALK ABOUT IT NOW.

255. WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN CHARGE HERE, HUH?

256. THE HEAD MAN?

257. WE'RE A MOB! WE DON'T NEED A HEAD MAN!

258. JUST STOP IT, ALL OF YOU!

259. - HEY... YOU'RE DOING?

260. WITH HER SMILE?

261. HIM?

262. OUT OF HERE, QUICKLY.

263. WELL, CAN I TALK TO THE HEAD MAN?

264. - I'M THE HEAD MAN. —SOME OTHER TIME.

265. TELL ME WHEN, THOUGH.

266. SAY...

267. GO ON, OUT OF HERE!

268. AND GET OUT QUICKLY.

269. IS WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE.

270. SO CORPORATE?

271. McQUEEN IS BULLITT.

272. IT'S REX DART, ESKIMO SPY.

273. HMM.

274. WH— WALL DRUG,

275. 10.000 MILES.

276. - OH, BLESS YOU.

277. WAS HE MOOING?

278. WHAT'LL HAPPEN NOW?

279. AH, YOU CAN BET THE CONSTRUCTION GANG'LL

280. - BE BACK IN A FEW DAYS. - LOOK, IT'S THE PAINTERS UNION.

281. YEAH, WE OUGHTA GO UP AND WRECK THAT SITE.

282. - WHAT DO YOU SAY? - YEAH, LET'S GO DO THAT.

283. - YES. GO AHEAD. - YEAH, LET'S GO!

284. YEAH, LET'S FORM THE REPUBLIC! WHEE!

285. WE'LL TEACH 'EM.

286. WE MAKE FOR THEM,

287. THE MORE THEY'LL PAY US FOR OUR LAND.

288. YES, IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE WE'RE EVER GOING TO GET.

289. WE'LL MAKE THEM

290. OF HAVING IN OUR LIVES.

291. AT LEAST $100.

292. ALL THE PLANNING TO ME.

293. OH, HE'S THE PLANNER.

294. HEY, HOW'S THAT POLE COMING, MOM?

295. - YOU'RE EARLY. - I'M NOT SURE THAT

296. WE'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING ABOUT THIS ROAD.

297. I THINK IT'LL BRING A LOT OF BENEFITS TO THE VILLAGE.

298. - DON'T YOU THINK? - SELLING ONE'S LAND

299. A PAINFUL BUSINESS.

300. IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE A FARMER.

301. - I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT.

302. COULD SOMEBODY MILK GRANDPA? HE'S IN A LOT OF PAIN.

303. —EIICHI? - HE'S AROUND HERE.

304. A WHILE AGO.

305. EIICHI?

306. WHILE I WAS OUT.

307. PUT YOUR SHOES ON. WE'RE AT GRANDMA'S.

308. UP TO THE SITE.

309. UH-OH. IT'S THE RIGHT-WING HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT DEATH SQUAD.

310. LET'S RAPE THE LAND! COME ON!

311. YEAH, I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER

312. THAN THESE VILLAGERS.

313. THEY'RE CAUSING IS JUST FOR

314. A FEW MORE DOLLARS.

315. WHAT? BUDDY HACKETT IS THEIR FOREMAN?

316. - COME ON, HURRY UP. - OKAY.

317. HEY, SOMEBODY DROPPED THEIR DRAWERS.

318. - WHAT THE HELL'S HAPPENING? - IT'S A GARAGE SALE.

319. LOOK AT THE MESS.

320. COULD THAT HAVE HAPPENED?

321. IT'S PERFECT. I LOVE IT.

322. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. THIS MUST'VE HAPPENED RECENTLY

323. WHEN WE LEFT HERE YESTERDAY.

324. YEAH, SOMETIME BETWEEN

325. - PRETTY MUCH. - YES, YOU'RE RIGHT.

326. QUITE DELIBERATELY.

327. - MM-HMM. - NO QUESTION OF AN ACCIDENT.

328. EXCUSE ME. I'M S— OH.

329. ALL RIGHT. IF THAT'S THE WAY THEY WANT IT,

330. THEN THEY WON'T STOP THE ROAD GOING THROUGH NOW.

331. AND THEY'RE GONNA BE THE LOSERS IN THE LONG RUN.

332. SO LET'S GET ON WITH THE JOB.

333. - YEAH, LET'S GET ON. - RIGHT, LET'S GO.

334. - RIGHT. - OKAY, RIGHT.

335. COME ON. GIVE A HAND OVER HERE.

336. - GIVE HIM A HAND, JOEL. - PUT THAT BOX IN.

337. - AAH! HEY, BOSS! HEY BOSS!

338. LOOK! LOOK UP THERE!

339. - WHERE? - UP THERE, LOOK! - OH, I SEE IT.

340. WELL, THAT WASN'T THERE YESTERDAY.

341. IT COULD BE?

342. TALK LIKE WALTER BRENNAN.

343. FUNNY SMELL.

344. AH, THEY'RE JUST SMELLING THEMSELVES.

345. THAT TYPE OF GLOSS.

346. - GOLDILOCKS? - THAT'S RIGHT.

347. ABOUT THAT TOO.

348. HEY, BOSS, DO YOU THINK THERE COULD BE GOLD UP THERE, HUH?

349. - SURE, BUTTERCUP, SURE. - WELL, IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE—

350. I SEE NOW. THAT'S THE ANSWER, THEN.

351. THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

352. ALL ABOUT THE GOLD.

353. - THAT'S WHY THEY— - THANK YOU, CURLY JOE.

354. WELL, LET'S GO ON UP AND TAKE A LOOK AROUND THERE.

355. OF THE AREA FOR THE NEW ROAD.

356. BRING THE STUFF ALONG. WE'LL GO STRAIGHT UP.

357. YEAH, BRING THE STUFF, THE CRAP, AND THE JUNK.

358. - OKAY. - AND THAT THING.

359. AND THE OTHER THING.

360. OH, IS BOB SAGET

361. GONNA LOVE THIS ONE.

362. UH-OH, GAMERA'S HOMEBOY.

363. - BOY. - BOY? CRAZY BOY?

364. NO, IT WASN'T EITHER. I'M A GUARD HERE.

365. I'M GONNA STOP THEM. THE MEN FROM THE NEW ROAD CAME.

366. THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.

367. I SEE NOW. I'M A HIKER THOUGH.

368. - AND A CANADIAN.

369. UP TO THE TOP THERE?

370. - YOU'RE TELLING ME LIES. - SWEET LITTLE LIES.

371. YOU'RE NOT A HIKER AT ALL.

372. YOU'RE A NEWSPAPER REPORTER, AREN'T YOU?

373. I'LL BE ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO BE.

374. YOU WERE A REPORTER.

375. - NICE LIPSTICK, KID. - AND I DON'T THINK

376. - I SHOULD SHOW YOU THE WAY. - OH, I SEE.

377. THAT'S A PITY, THOUGH.

378. OF THAT GREEN LIGHT,

379. OF ANY NEWSPAPER.

380. - THAT WOULD BE A SCOOP, HUH? - I GUESS IT WOULD.

381. I'D LIKE TO SEE A SCOOP, TOO.

382. BUT I'M RETAINING WATER RIGHT NOW.

383. PERHAPS WE'D SEE GAMERA THERE TOO.

384. AND THAT WOULD BE A STORY.

385. - GAMERA'S THERE? - MM-HMM.

386. GAMERA BROKE MY HEART ONCE.

387. I STILL LOVE HIM.

388. FIX THAT KID'S TEETH TOO.

389. - YEAH. - OH, I JUST STEPPED IN SOMETHING.

390. BOY, BOY.

391. - CRAZY BOY. USUALLY FALL LIKE THIS?

392. YES, AND IF NO ONE'S AROUND, DOES IT MAKE A SOUND?

393. DIE, FROG, DIE!

394. - BOY. BOY. - CRAZY BOY.

395. LOOK AT THAT.

396. OH, THAT'S JUST GRANDPA'S STILL.

397. THE FOREST OF THE TRUMPETS.

398. CREME DE MENTHE?

399. HEY. WHAT IS IT?

400. - WELL, I DON'T KNOW. - I'M ONLY SIX.

401. WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, CARL SAGAN?

402. HEY, DO ALL JAPANESE CHILDREN

403. FISHER PRICE PEOPLE?

404. WEEBLES.

405. LISTEN. ISAAC STERN.

406. ITZHAK PERLMAN?

407. NO, IT'S YO-YO MA.

408. MY MAMA WAS A SAINT!

409. NO, YO-YO MA. THE CELLIST.

410. THIS GLOW AROUND THE CAVE. YOU SEEN IT BEFORE?

411. - NO, I HAVEN'T. MONSTER MOVIE.

412. SOMETHING THERE.

413. - HEY, STOP THAT. - YOU'LL GO BLIND.

414. - WHAT'S HE DOING? - HEY, HANG ON.

415. - BOY. - BOY, CRAZY BOY.

416. WHY, NO. BUT WE MAY AS WELL

417. NOW THAT WE'VE GOT THIS FAR.

418. OH, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

419. THAT KID IS SMART.

420. WHAT IS IT?

421. MM. IT'S THE CAVE OF THE CLAN BAR.

422. HMM?

423. SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY'S LEANING ON THE ORGAN.

424. BE CAREFUL, HUH?

425. OH, IT'S ONE OF THOSE INDUSTRIAL LOFT TYPE DISCOS.

426. - THAT'S WHAT IT IS. - OH.

427. INJUN JOE? BECKY? HUCK?

428. OH, FLYING HELL-BEASTS.

429. SEEN IT.

430. WE'RE HAVING AN ADVENTURE JUST LIKE THE GOONIES,

431. AREN'T WE?

432. HUH. THE RIVER STYX.

433. OR WORSE YET, IT'S THE BAND STYX.

434. EH, GO SEE WHAT IT IS, KID. I'LL WAIT HERE.

435. THE STRONG WIND IN HERE.

436. UH, THAT'S ME, SORRY.

437. —ANOTHER OPENING SOMEWHERE.

438. - YEAH, AN ART OPENING. - AAH, LOOK AT THAT.

439. YOU LOOK AT IT, I'M BITTER.

440. OH, IT SAYS "ABANDON HOPE,

441. ALL YE WHO ENTER."

442. UH, DID WE COME AT A BAD TIME?

443. - EXCUSE US. - MISTER!

444. MISTER, HELP ME! PLEASE! HELP ME!

445. I GOTTA GO, KID, I'M SORRY.

446. GROWNUPS SUCK. THEY DO.

447. I HATE. I HATE BECAUSE OF THEM.

448. WELL, TIE THAT YELLOW COWARD ROUND THAT OLD OAK TREE.

449. EH, CRUMMY.

450. BAWK-BAWK-BAWK BAWK-BAWK.

451. CHICKEN.

452. WHAT— MY LEGS! THEY'RE HUGE!

453. MY FEET ARE SWELLING!

454. - WHAT'S GOING ON? - PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN!

455. THIS WEEK'S EDITION

456. OF EAT THE PRESS.

457. WHAT'RE WE DOING IN THIS SCENE ALL OF A SUDDEN?

458. WAIT NOW. DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING THEN?

459. - NO. GETTING EATEN.

460. HEY, BOSS. DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING?

461. NO, NOT A THING.

462. HEY.

463. YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME ALONG IF YOU'RE SCARED.

464. NO, I'LL COME ALONG TOO.

465. I'M NOT SCARED.

466. I DO BELIEVE IN GAOS! I DO BELIEVE IN GAOS!

467. I-DO-I-DO-I-DO-I-DO I DO BELIEVE IN GAOS!

468. I DO! I DO!

469. I DO!

470. BEN! BEN!

471. CLINT HOWARD.

472. I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY FRIEND WENT,

473. BUT THERE'S A PILE OF POOP HERE WITH SHOES IN IT.

474. SORRY.

475. WHAT'S THAT?

476. I'M GUESSING HE'S THINKING IF HE TOUCHES THAT MONSTER,

477. HE'S GETTING A MERIT BADGE.

478. YEP.

479. HEY, LOOK! ARSENIO HALL!

480. WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!

481. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HIDING BEHIND A DINGLEBERRY.

482. OOH.

483. PEEKABOO.

484. PEEKABOO.

485. I SEE YOU.

486. SO CUTE.

487. THIS IS MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

488. OOH.

489. AND THAT'LL DO IT FOR THE GROUNDBREAKING CEREMONY.

490. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

491. - OOH. - TA-DA.

492. NOW I'VE CULTIVATED THE GROUND TO A UNIFORM EIGHT INCH DEPTH.

493. HELP ME! I'M ALLERGIC TO STYROFOAM ROCKS!

494. HEY-HEY-HEY! LOVE TO EAT KIDS!

495. HELP ME!

496. HELP ME!

497. AHH. POT-STICKERS.

498. MM.

499. HMM, TOO PORKY.

500. I'M TRYING TO LOWER MY CHOLESTEROL.

501. OH, JUST THE THOUGHT OF FOOD MAKES ME SLEEPY.

502. AH! GAMERA!

503. HEY, THAT KID'S A TURNCOAT.

504. NOW HE'S GAMERA'S PAL.

505. FOR NOBODY, KID.

506. HE'S GOT THE PEZ JAW GOING THERE.

507. EVERY TIME HE SCREAMS, A PIECE OF CANDY COMES OUT.

508. UH, DON'T GET ME WRONG.

509. I LIKE YOU TOO, GAOS. A LOT.

510. AAH!

511. LOOK AT THAT.

512. THIS IS FUN! WHEE!

513. HEY LOOK, IT'S A SHOOTING RANGE.

514. GAVE GAOS A WEDGIE.

515. EVER HAD A WEDGIE?

516. - NO. - IN CAMP ONCE.

517. I'M COMING, DARLING.

518. HUH?

519. LIKE A SHIELD OF STEEL.

520. HEY! LOOK AT THE—

521. HEY, LET GO OF MY POCKET.

522. HELP ME!

523. HE'S NO FAY WRAY, IS HE?

524. OH, WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.

525. I GOTTA LAUGH. WE DO HAVE FUN.

526. OKAY, I'M FEELING REALLY ARTSY-CRAFTSY TODAY.

527. JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE.

528. ANYWAY. I'M GONNA

529. HOW TO MAKE TODAY'S STAR OF THE FILM, GAOS.

530. AND HE'S GONNA LOOK WE'RE FINISHED.

531. I GUESS I'M MORE OF A HEC RAMSEY FAN,

532. BUT THAT'S JUST ME.

533. YOU'RE A BIG SNOOP SISTERS FAN.

534. OH, NO, ACTUALLY I'VE ALWAYS LOVED BANACEK.

535. OH, CALL IT A GUILTY PLEASURE.

536. HEY— DO YOU GUYS MIND?

537. OH, NOT AT ALL, JOEL. TOSS IN.

538. YEAH, BUT LET ME GUESS. YOU'RE A McMILLAN AND WIFE FAN,

539. - AREN'T YOU?

540. PROJECT.

541. OH, WELL, JOEL, YOU JUST GO ON

542. - AND NEVERMIND US CHICKENS.

543. ANYWAY, WHAT YOU'RE GONNA NEED, EVERYONE,

544. WITH THE ROUNDED EDGE.

545. - USE SMALLER ONES.

546. ALSO, PASTE.

547. I'M USING MUCILAGE THOUGH, TODAY,

548. BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT, AND YOU'RE NOT.

549. AND THEN WE'LL NEED AN 8X8

550. PIECE OF PAPER.

551. I'M USING ONE THAT'S A LITTLE BIGGER FOR CLARITY.

552. NOW YOU'RE ALSO GOING TO NEED SOME POWDERED RHINO HORN!

553. YEAH, AND SOME BLOOD THAT'S FROM THE MURDERER'S GIBBET SWEAT!

554. - RIGHT! ASK YOUR MOM FIRST. - YEAH, GOOD ONE.

555. ANYWAY, WHAT YOU DO IS YOU JUST TAKE THE FOUR CORNERS,

556. AND YOU FOLD 'EM IN, JUST LIKE THAT.

557. IT'S SIMPLE.

558. OH, AND WHILE HE'S DOING THAT,

559. TO PASTE ON YOUR PROJECT.

560. YEAH, AND IN CASE YOU'RE INTERESTED,

561. JUST LIKE SWEET HONEY.

562. YOU GUYS, PLEASE DO NOT—

563. I REPEAT, DO NOT GO DOWN

564. AND DO NOT DRINK MUCILAGE.

565. LIKE SWEET HONEY.

566. FROM ONE WHO KNOWS.

567. OKAY, THEN YOU TAKE— YOU TURN THE WHOLE THING OVER.

568. SEE, I'VE TURNED IT OVER—

569. WELL, IF YOU GET CONFUSED AT HOME,

570. IN PERMANENT MARKER.

571. DO NOT— I REPEAT,

572. ON YOUR BEDROOM WALL.

573. LIKE THIS.

574. IN THERE LIKE THIS. - WHAT'RE YOU DOING?

575. AND YOU GOT GAOS. SEE? CHECK IT OUT—

576. AND IF IT DOESN'T LIKE THAT, YOU'RE A LOSER AND A FAILURE,

577. AND YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING.

578. AND YOU CAN'T DO A THING TO CHANGE THAT.

579. TOM? TOM?

580. - TOM, CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? - HUH?

581. COMING, BUDDY.

582. NO, JOEL! PLEASE, I'M JUST A ROBOT.

583. UH-OH, UH, COMMERCIAL SIGN.

584. JOEL? JOEL?

585. - YEAH? - UH, IT'S COMMERCIAL SIGN.

586. - SHOULD I GET IT? - YEAH.

587. OKAY.

588. HEY KIDS. THE WORD FOR TODAY

589. IS "BOOGER."

590. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. BOOGER!

591. BOOGER-BOOGER— WHAH-HOW!

592. I DON'T WANT ANY MORE CLOWNING AROUND.

593. - NOW YOU SIT DOWN. - I'M SORRY.

594. - OW. - EW, PRIMORDIAL OOZE.

595. OOH.

596. YEESH.

597. HE'S GOT RELIEF FROM HIS MONTHLY BLOATING, THOUGH, DOESN'T HE?

598. OKAY, OKAY, RUB SALT IN IT, WHY DON'T YOU?

599. - OW! OKAY, ALREADY! - WE GET THE POINT.

600. LET'S CHANGE HIS NAME FROM GAOS TO "GINSU."

601. COME ON. IT TAKES A REAL TURTLE TO CRY, GAMERA.

602. LET IT OUT!

603. IT'S TURNING INTO AN ARTICHOKE.

604. IT'S AN OREO COOKIE.

605. OOH.

606. NOW I LIKE GAMERA!

607. OOH BOY.

608. I'D LIKE A BROMO, PLEASE.

609. OH, YOU HAD THE GARLIC CHEESE PUFFS, DIDN'T YOU?

610. BOO!

611. EH, FORGET AGENT ORANGE.

612. I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DEFOLIATE A FOREST.

613. HEY, IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT,

614. GET OUT OF THE MOVIE.

615. HEY LOOK, GAMERA HAS EIICHI PALMS NOW.

616. I GET IT.

617. HEY, WHERE'S THAT HAND BEEN?

618. EW. UNFORTUNATE SKIN.

619. OH YEAH, EIICHI'S GONNA BE SAFE ON GAMERA'S BACK, ISN'T HE?

620. HE'S GOT A WEAK BACK.

621. ATOMIC BATTERIES TO POWER.

622. TURBINES TO SPEED.

623. ROGER. READY TO MOVE OUT.

624. I FORGOT, I'M A HAND PUPPET.

625. YOU KNOW, THIS HIGH-DEFINITION TV IS REALLY SOMETHING.

626. HEY!

627. ON THE PHONE.

628. I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA!

629. HEY, IT'S TURTLE A LA KING.

630. TURTLE ALAN KING?

631. A STUDENT OF THE...

632. I'M TRIPPING, BIG TIME.

633. OOH.

634. OKAY, HERE'S WHERE YOU GET OFF, KENNY.

635. I MEAN, EIICHI.

636. WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING NOW. GET THE OTHERS.

637. HEY, WHAT'S A GUY GOTTA DO AROUND HERE?

638. HURRY OUT.

639. I'M HUNGRY. LET'S STOP AND GET A PIZZA.

640. WHEE.

641. GAMERA, TAKE ME HOME NOW.

642. ALL RIGHT, THE METER'S RUNNING, KID.

643. AROUND THE PARK, PLEASE.

644. HEY, HEY, BIG TROUBLE!

645. IN LITTLE CHINA!

646. YOUR OWN TROUBLES.

647. IT'S RONALD COLMAN!

648. COME ON, LET'S GO!

649. EH, EXCUSE ME, I JUST GOTTA MATE WITH THE TILT-A-WHIRL THERE.

650. HEY, CAME OUT OF THE SLOT. IT NEEDS A PUSH.

651. OH, NOW THEY'RE IN THE LAND OF MAKE-BELIEVE.

652. HI. WE'RE BIG AGAIN NOW.

653. WHAT IS THIS, A CHINESE FIRE DRILL?

654. I'M JUST STARTING TO COME OUT OF MY SHELL, I THINK.

655. THAT'S WHAT I DO.

656. - EIICHI! - EIICHI!

657. - EIICHI! - EIICHI!

658. - KENNY! KENNY! - EIICHI!

659. - EIICHI! - EIICHI!

660. HI, WE GOT A DEAL.

661. I SCRATCH HIS BACK, HE SCRATCHES MINE.

662. OOH. YOU KNOW,

663. A LITTLE EXFOLIATING HERE.

664. GOING DOWN.

665. - SPIDER-BOY. - NO, FROG-BOY.

666. NO, HE'S A TICK.

667. MATCH ON HIM.

668. LISTEN! DON'T MOVE!

669. OKAY, MOVE!

670. THE WHEEL!

671. THEY'RE GONNA INVENT THE WHEEL!

672. FERRIS WHEEL'S DAY OFF.

673. BEING THE SIZE OF THE PENTAGON?

674. DON'T EVER CHANGE. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AS IS.

675. STOP, STOP!

676. SERVO, I WARNED YOU ABOUT DOING ANTHONY NEWLEY.

677. - NOW STOP. - OKAY.

678. NOT YOU, GAMERA. THE KID.

679. NOW, COME ON.

680. OH, YOU'VE GOTTEN HEAVY.

681. RIGHT! TAKE IT AWAY.

682. LIKE I LIVE TO SERVE YOU.

683. I'M OUTTA HERE. JEEZ, WHAT A GIG.

684. THIS MUSIC IS SO SAD.

685. GAMERA?

686. I KNOW, I KNOW, I'VE GOT A GOOD HEART,

687. AND I LOVE CHILDREN.

688. BLAH BLAH BLAH.

689. - SOMEDAY I'M JUST GONNA...

690. HEY, WHO INVITED THE ELEPHANT?

691. I GUESS THAT'S "IRRELEPHANT."

692. - DA-DUM. - THAT STUNG.

693. HERE, TAKE THE BOY.

694. YEAH, I'LL TAKE HIM.

695. HE'S MINE. I SAW HIM FIRST.

696. HEY, HE'S TAKING OFF!

697. AND AS I FLEW OFF THAT DAY,

698. BECOME A MAN.

699. THANKS A LOT, GAMERA.

700. HA-HAH, WAVE LIKE AN IDIOT, KENNY.

701. I MEAN "EIICHI." GAH, I CAN'T KEEP 'EM APART.

702. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

703. EIICHI, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MY BOY?

704. YES I AM, I'M FINE. GAMERA GAVE ME A RIDE.

705. YEAH, WELL COME ON. TELL US ALL ABOUT IT.

706. TEAR HIS COAT OFF, QUICK!

707. HEY LOOK. PICNIC STICK SICK.

708. AH, BIL KEANE LET BILLY DRAW THE STRIP TODAY.

709. EIICHI'S HOUSE. PLEASE HOLD, THANK YOU.

710. EIICHI'S HOUSE, MAY I HELP YOU? EIICHI'S HOUSE, HOLD PLEASE.

711. GAOS IS VERY BAD. HE CAN SHOOT OUT A RAY.

712. GAMERA'S LEG WITH THE RAY.

713. IT CUT HIM VERY DEEP. JUST LIKE A BIG KNIFE.

714. I DON'T BELIEVE IT. SUDDENLY THE KID'S

715. AN AUTHORITY ON EVERYTHING.

716. MM. BECAUSE HIS VOICE SOUNDS LIKE THAT.

717. HE SCREAMS "GAOS."

718. NOW, GIVE ME MORE LICORICE STICKS.

719. DR. AOKI, AS A ZOOLOGIST, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY THE BEAST IS?

720. WELL, I'D HAVE TO DEFER TO EIICHI ON THIS ONE.

721. WOULD YOU SAY IT'S A BIRD, OR IS IT A REPTILE?

722. I WOULD LIKE TO SAY. THERE ISN'T ANY RECORDED HISTORY OF IT.

723. LET'S JUST CALL IT A MONSTER.

724. I LIKE IT. IT'S SNAPPY.

725. WHAT ABOUT THIS SPECIAL RAY?

726. NOW, IS THERE ANY SORT OF ANIMAL THAT COULD PRODUCE THIS RAY?

727. SOME SORT OF REASON.

728. MM. I DO HAVE A LITTLE DATA ON THIS.

729. UH, EIICHI DID AN ETCH-A-SKETCH.

730. DID HE JUST TEAR HIS SHORTS?

731. SUPERSONIC CUTTER.

732. OF 20.000 CYCLES.

733. THE RANGE OF HUMANS.

734. NOW HERE'S LUCY AND VIV AT THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.

735. WOULD BE UNSUITABLE.

736. PRODUCES THE WAVES.

737. THEN THEY'RE BEAMED TO A METAL PLATE.

738. - THEN KABOOM. - AT THIS STAGE, THEY'RE QUITE WEAK.

739. MUST BE CONCENTRATED.

740. I'LL LEAVE SPACE FOR LAUGH HERE.

741. AND THAT'S THE THEORY.

742. HAVE BEEN AMPLIFIED,

743. WELL, THEN, THEY BECOME A VERY POTENT ENERGY.

744. - POTENT. NINE MILLION CYCLES.

745. TO A VERY DESTRUCTIVE EFFECT.

746. - OOPS.

747. THE MONSTER'S RAYS ARE PRODUCED THE SAME WAY.

748. IT'S JUST A THEORY.

749. EIICHI, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

750. IN ANY CASE, WE HAVE TO PROCEED FROM SOME THEORY.

751. AND IT'S THE ONLY ONE THAT WE HAVE RIGHT NOW.

752. YOU'RE PERHAPS WONDERING

753. THAT PRODUCES THESE RAYS.

754. - I LIKE IT!

755. BE WEARING IT IN NO TIME.

756. - OOH. NOW THAT'S SCARY.

757. I GOT X-RAY SPECS.

758. IN THE OTHER.

759. - OH, LIKE QUAD. - MM-HMM.

760. MUST ALSO BE FORKED.

761. AS AN OSCILLATOR.

762. IN THE MOUTH,

763. THERE'S YOUR BEAM.

764. THE MONSTER HAS TWO THROATS.

765. - WHO SAID THAT? - OH YES, I AM.

766. WOULDN'T THIS

767. OF THE MONSTER'S HEAD?

768. SIT DOWN. COME ON.

769. IT DIDN'T TURN ITS HEAD WHILE IT WAS BEING ATTACKED.

770. WELL, THAT'S A WEAKNESS WE COULD USE TO ADVANTAGE.

771. FOR IT TO BE DISTRACTED,

772. WITH SAFETY FROM THE REAR.

773. - MM-HMM. - DR. AOKI, TELL ME.

774. THIS GREEN GLOW IS?

775. WELL, I'M ONLY GUESSING.

776. - OR PERHAPS A SIGN OF RAGE. - OR A SIGN OF ENVY.

777. IN THE ANIMAL WORLD.

778. HAVE A SIMILAR THING, TOO.

779. BUT STILL,

780. AN APPEARANCE NOW?

781. - GRANDPA.

782. OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS.

783. - ICK. - THAT'S RIGHT.

784. - PULL MY BEARD. THE TWO RECENT ERUPTIONS.

785. - HI, DAVE.

786. AIR CAVITY.

787. BUT ONE THING I KNOW.

788. OF DESTROYING IT.

789. IT'S DEMONSTRATED ITS VICIOUSNESS.

790. IT'S A VICIOUS GOSSIP.

791. IT CHOSE TO ATTACK THE CITY.

792. - WE MUST GET RID OF IT. - GOOD PLAN.

793. SO PLEASE. ARRANGE TO DESTROY THE BEAST.

794. - YES, I'LL DO THAT. - ON MY WAY HOME.

795. RIGHT. ALL THE PLANES ARE STANDING BY, SIR.

796. GOOD. GO AHEAD.

797. ROGER.

798. GO AHEAD.

799. CALLING "A" SQUADRON! CALLING "A" SQUADRON!

800. TAKE OFF NOW! ATTACK TO PROCEED NOW!

801. ATTACK TO PROCEED NOW!

802. THIS IS OUR MILITARY?

803. OH MY GOD.

804. OH. THERE'S THE GREEN GLOW AGAIN.

805. OH, MARILYN CHAMBERS—

806. I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT.

807. - IT'S A POCKET OF LUNG DISEASE. - EWW.

808. WAIT A MINUTE, HE'S MAKING POPCORN UP THERE.

809. SHOULD DO THE TRICK.

810. MM-HMM.

811. A FRONTAL ATTACK FIRST, SIR.

812. EH, THOSE ARE THE GREEN RIDGE MOUNTAINS UP THERE.

813. DOING IT UP, AREN'T THEY?

814. AHH.

815. NOW, REGRETTABLY, THERE'S BOUND TO BE SOME COLLATERAL DAMAGE.

816. OOH!

817. COULD DO FOR CATARACTS?

818. WELL, THAT'S WHAT THE JAPANESE EYE DOCTOR DRIVES.

819. A CATARACT.

820. I SAID I WOULD STAY HERE.

821. THAN ANTHONY NEWLEY.

822. - DAMN. - THIS IS GREAT!

823. GET MARKETING, PRONTO!

824. YES, SIR.

825. PLANES JUST DON'T STAND A CHANCE WITH THAT.

826. WE'LL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALTERNATIVE IDEA.

827. THIS IS JUST PLAIN MURDER.

828. COME BACK HERE AGAIN.

829. THAT'S IT! EIICHI, I LOVE YOU!

830. LET'S GET OUR LITTLE TUB-BALL AN ICE CREAM SUNDAE,

831. - WHAT DO YOU SAY? - HE'S GONE TO THE BOTTOM

832. UNTIL HIS LEG GETS BETTER.

833. WITH CLAY NOW.

834. I'M ACTUALLY A TINY TIME PILL, YOU REALIZE.

835. GAMERA! JUST HURRY UP

836. AND GET WELL AGAIN, GAMERA!

837. AND TAKE TWO ASPIRINS.

838. GAMERA!

839. EIICHI!

840. GAMERA!

841. EIICHI!

842. KENNY!

843. OH, YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD USE A LITTLE PEROXIDE ON THAT.

844. A LITTLE NEOSPORIN WOULD DO.

845. DON'T PICK AT IT EITHER. YOU DO NOT WANT TO DO THAT.

846. - HURRY UP AND GET WELL! - IT'S HARD TO RESIST.

847. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! I'M IN THE TUB!

848. OH, I JUST LOVE HANDEL'S WATER MUSIC.

849. IT'S SO PEACEFUL.

850. I WAS FANTASTIC LAST NIGHT.

851. HMM?

852. HEY, THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL.

853. EIICHI'S UNSCRAMBLING IT!

854. - SISTER! - SISTER!

855. UGH.

856. WAH-WAH-WAH-WAAAAAH.

857. HOSS, LITTLE JOE!

858. HOP SING! HOSS! LITTLE JOE!

859. ADAM!

860. YOU KNOW, WILD HORSES COULDN'T DRAG THIS PLOT ANY FURTHER.

861. —THINK EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT?

862. - GRANDPA SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL. - I'LL GO AND SEE.

863. - EIICHI! - NO, YOU WAIT.

864. - YOU GO TO BED. - DON'T WANT TO.

865. GO ON. YOU MUST GO STRAIGHT OFF TO BED NOW.

866. GO ON, THEN.

867. THE LAST EMPEROR, SISTER?

868. OOH.

869. OH.

870. HMM?

871. - AHH...

872. THERE, I JUST MARKED OUR TERRITORY.

873. —AND THAT ONE COW. WHERE HAVE THEY ALL GONE TO?

874. WE'VE GOTTA GET SOME FRESH MILK FROM SOMEWHERE.

875. - DON'T LOOK AT ME. —I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'LL GET IT AT.

876. YEAH.

877. - OOH. OOH.

878. I'LL KILL HIM! I'LL KILL HIM!

879. - I'LL KILL HIM! - TAKE IT EASY, TAKE IT EASY!

880. - GET THE GUN. - COW COPS, IN COLOR.

881. - IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW.

882. - TAKE IT EASY. - IT'S ALL MY FAULT!

883. IT'S ALL MY FAULT! I'LL KILL 'EM!

884. WHEN I THINK ABOUT HIM, I TOUCH MYSELF.

885. I DO.

886. HE'S GOT A WADE SWEATER ON.

887. I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS HE'S A LITTLE CRAZY, THAT'S ALL.

888. YOU TWO WANT, EH?

889. HEY, IT'S JAMES HERRIOT.

890. YOU SEE, WE RAN COMPLETELY OUT OF FOOD AT THE SITE.

891. WE CAN'T BUY ANY ANYWHERE.

892. AND TOP OF THAT, MY VOICE IS CHANGING.

893. TO SELL A BIT OF MILK HERE.

894. WELL, I CAN'T.

895. - RAN AWAY LAST NIGHT. - DID THEY?

896. BUT YOU CAN'T BLAME THAT ON US, THOUGH.

897. - IT'S NOT OUR FAULT. - YEAH?

898. WELL, HE THOUGHT IT WAS.

899. THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.

900. - THAT'S WHERE THE... - HE WENT OUT ALL LAST NIGHT.

901. TO TRY AND FIND THE COWS.

902. WHEN HE CAME BACK AGAIN, HE WAS QUITE CRAZY.

903. IS YOUR FAULT.

904. - THAT'S NONSENSE! - WE HAVEN'T TOUCHED THE COWS!

905. —SINCE YOU ARRIVED.

906. FIRST OF ALL, WE HAD THE VOLCANOES.

907. THEN WE HAD THE MONSTERS.

908. AND ALL SINCE YOU ARRIVED.

909. NOW. GET OUT!

910. - HEY! HEY!

911. THE VILLAGE THERE!

912. WHO'S LOST A COW!

913. HEY, MRS. O'LEARY'S COW TIPPED OVER THE LANTERN.

914. COME ON! CALL THE MEN IN!

915. WE NEED MORE SKIN BRACER!

916. MENIN.

917. LET'S JUST FORGET THE MILK.

918. WITH YOU EVERYWHERE?

919. - HUH? - OH, IT'S— OH.

920. MOM, IF THE U.N. CALLS, I'M PLAYING WITH MY SLOT CAR.

921. PUT YOUR TOYS AWAY.

922. DON'T YOU TOUCH THEM.

923. THEY'RE PART OF THE SET.

924. NOW I CAN'T DO THE NEXT SCENE.

925. WHOO-HOO!

926. EIICHI, NOT SO LOUD.

927. YOU'LL DISTURB GRANDDAD.

928. GRANDDAD'S ALREADY DISTURBED.

929. THEY'VE BEEN IN THERE FOR MORE THAN THREE HOURS NOW.

930. OVER AND OVER.

931. I SWEAR, THIS IS THE LAST BLANKET I'M WASHING.

932. —GETTING NOWHERE.

933. WE OUGHT TO WAIT A WHILE?

934. YES, I DO.

935. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ANIMALS RUNNING AWAY.

936. —A DISASTER IS COMING.

937. DON'T YOU THINK WE'D BE BETTER OFF

938. SELLING THE LAND NOW, WHILE WE CAN?

939. I'M AN OLD MAN, BUT WE'VE NEVER HAD

940. LIKE THIS BEFORE.

941. I CAN REMEMBER.

942. - WHICH IS LAST WEDNESDAY. - I KNOW THAT WE'LL

943. LOSE SOME MONEY. BUT I'M STILL NOT SURE

944. WE WOULDN'T BE

945. THE COMPANY'S PRESENT OFFER FOR THE LAND AND GOT OUT?

946. NAMED SHANE?

947. YES, YOU'RE RIGHT. I CAN'T GET TO SLEEP AT NIGHT

948. FOR WORRYING ABOUT IT.

949. FOR IT TO COME OUT.

950. IT'S STUPID OF YOU TO TAKE THIS ATTITUDE.

951. - DIG. YOU'RE WEAKENING,

952. WELL THEN, THEY'LL JUST DRIVE THE PRICE EVEN LOWER.

953. WILFORD BRIMLEY?

954. - NO. - YOU WANT TO GET MORE MONEY, DON'T YOU?

955. FOR ANY LESS THAN IT'S WORTH?

956. DO YOU?

957. OF COURSE WE DON'T.

958. IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

959. SO THEN, TRUST ME.

960. THE NEGOTIATIONS FOR YOU.

961. CALIFORNIA FOR US ALL?

962. HERE'S THE NEWS.

963. TO THE MOUNTAIN PROVINCES.

964. UP TO NOW, NONE OF THE POLICE

965. - HMM? - HEY, THOSE HELMETS ARE MULTIPLYING.

966. - OH. OF PEOPLE ARE MISSING.

967. WHAT?

968. TURN DOWN THE RADIO!

969. —AND POLICE AUTHORITIES.

970. AAH! MORE HELMETS.

971. YOU'RE LEAVING YOUR JOBS NOW?

972. YES. MAY AS WELL.

973. THERE'S NOTHING FOR US TO DO HERE NOW.

974. ALTOGETHER.

975. AND WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT THIS MONSTER, TOO.

976. HEY, LOOKS LIKE IL DUCE UP THERE.

977. - THE BIG BENITO? - MM-HMM.

978. WELL, I'M SORRY TO SEE YOU GOING.

979. - HOPE YOU FIND WORK. - DON'T FORGET TO CALL US

980. WHEN THE WORK STOPS AGAIN, WILL YOU, BOSS?

981. - OH, SURE. - YEAH, RIGHT.

982. RIGHT. LET'S GO.

983. ALL RIGHT. IF WE GET WORK.

984. GET MOVING NOW. SEE YOU GUYS.

985. HEY, WHERE'S MY HELMET?

986. HOW LONG DO YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO STAY UP HERE?

987. I'LL STAY AS LONG AS I'M IN CHARGE.

988. YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF NOTHING, PAL.

989. —I'M GONNA HAVE TO STAY.

990. HEY LOOK, HE'S GOT A PAC-MAN JACKET.

991. DO YOU TWO WANT TO MOVE OUT NOW?

992. OF COURSE NOT.

993. OF THE MONSTER,

994. SO WHY SHOULD WE LEAVE?

995. HE DOESN'T WORRY US AT ALL.

996. IN THE RYE?

997. - SHEESH. —YOU, SCARING US LIKE THAT?

998. - "SCARING US LIKE THAT?" - THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF.

999. WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?

1000. FEROCIOUS MONSTER.

1001. YOU MEAN YOU AIN'T SCARED?

1002. NOT AT DAYTIME. YOU SEE,

1003. IN THE NIGHT TIME.

1004. FOR THE NIGHT TIME.

1005. HOW YOU FOUND THAT OUT.

1006. I WROTE IT DOWN IN MY DIARY.

1007. WHEN GAOS COMES OUT, I JUST WRITE DOWN THE TIME.

1008. USUALLY RIGHT AFTER CHEERS.

1009. - MM. - OH, I SEE.

1010. MITCH MILLER?

1011. A NOCTURNAL BEAST.

1012. THE DAYTIME,

1013. AND COMING OUT AT NIGHT.

1014. THAT'S RIGHT. WE NEVER SAW EVEN

1015. DURING THE BOMBING ATTACK.

1016. THE WHOLE TIME.

1017. IN THAT CASE, WE NEED ONLY WATCH FOR HIM AT NIGHT.

1018. DURING THE DAYTIME, THEN.

1019. COMMANDER. DON'T YOU HAVE SOME SPECIAL NEW FLARES THAT'RE

1020. AS LIGHT AS DAYLIGHT?

1021. YES, WE'VE BEEN

1022. KNOWN AS THE A.G.I.L. FLARE SYSTEM.

1023. - ... THING. - HOWEVER, THEY ARE STILL IN THE TRIAL STAGE.

1024. OH, WE GOTTA GO.

1025. - OKAY. - LET'S TRY THEM.

1026. IS SENSITIVE TO LIGHT.

1027. - THANKS, DAD.

1028. ANY PARTICULAR WEAKNESSES, WE MUST BE SURE TO EXPLOIT THEM.

1029. OKAY, NOW LISTEN, TOM.

1030. WHICH IS THE GOD MACHINE.

1031. OKAY? IN CASE WE CAN'T THINK OF ANY WAY TO END THE PLAY,

1032. - I'M GONNA LOWER YOU DOWN, OKAY? - OKAY.

1033. ENDING, ALL RIGHT?

1034. - ROGER. - I CAN'T GET INTO THIS, JOEL.

1035. "ICH BIN EIN MONSTER?"

1036. - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? - ALL RIGHT.

1037. TO FAKE IT, OKAY?

1038. UH, LET'S HAVE THOSE FOOTLIGHTS, CAMBOT.

1039. - OOH. - UM, WELCOME TO OUR PRODUCTION,

1040. AND GAMERA VS. GAOS.

1041. THE GAMERA-DAMERA.

1042. OKAY? OKAY, SPUDS, LET'S REALLY GET WORKING NOW.

1043. HERE WE GO.

1044. MEIN...

1045. - OH, WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!

1046. OUCH, THAT HURT.

1047. OH BOY, THAT HURT.

1048. OH. TAKE THAT STUFF OUT.

1049. - WHAT A JIP. - HEY.

1050. A THOUSAND POINTS— I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE THIRD DEGREE!

1051. - ANSWER! - YOU KNOW WHAT BURNS MY BUTT?

1052. A FLAME ABOUT THAT HIGH.

1053. - YOU FOOL!

1054. TO BE COLD, THAT'S ALL.

1055. YOU COULD'VE FOOLED ME.

1056. - AAH! IT'S COMING! - IT'S COMING!

1057. - AAH! RICKY! AAH! - TAKE IT EASY.

1058. THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT NOW.

1059. NOT WITH THE NEW FLARES.

1060. EACH ONE OF THEM'S MORE THAN SIX MILLION CANDLE POWER.

1061. THAT'S FOUR TIMES BRIGHTER THAN THE MOON, WHEN AT MAXIMUM.

1062. - NEAT. - I'M VERY GLAD TO HEAR IT.

1063. AFRAID OF THE LIGHT.

1064. WELL, DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN GO TO SLEEP NOW?

1065. —UNTIL WE'VE TESTED THE FLARES.

1066. YOU MEAN WE'VE GOTTA SIT UP ALL NIGHT?

1067. WELL, AFTER ALL, WE ARE THE ONES NEAREST TO THE HILL.

1068. WE'RE SUPPOSED

1069. OF MOVEMENT HERE.

1070. - YEAH. - YEAH. - YOU SLEEP FIRST.

1071. THE REPORTS ON THE RADIO.

1072. I'LL STAND UP HERE AND KEEP THROWING THINGS.

1073. YOU GET SOME SLEEP NOW, OKAY?

1074. ALL RIGHT. KEEP THE FIRE UP.

1075. YES SIR, I WILL.

1076. NOW, I'M JUST GONNA TAKE MY PICTURE HERE. YEAH.

1077. - AS A MEMENTO. - YOU GET SOME SLEEP.

1078. - WILL YOU BE OKAY? - OF COURSE I WILL.

1079. JAPANESE FOR "I'M WITH STUPID."

1080. - WAIT.

1081. OH. THAT'S MY FAVORITE JOHN CAGE SONG.

1082. D'OH, WOULD YOU— NEXT TIME, I LEAD.

1083. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WATCH HERE.

1084. I'LL GET TO SLEEP.

1085. YEAH, SEE YOU LATER, THEN.

1086. HEY, IT'S A CHEESE RADIO.

1087. NO, IT'S THE ALL ORANGESICLE STATION, I THINK.

1088. YEP. CHECK IT OUT.

1089. - HMM. - OH MAN.

1090. I SHOULDN'T'VE HAD THAT TOFU CHILI.

1091. YEAAH!

1092. - HEY, BOSS! - "FREE BIRD!"

1093. - "FREE BIRD!" - WHOO!

1094. IT'S COMING! GET UP!

1095. WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

1096. WHAT? WHAT?

1097. AND PLAY?

1098. FIRE THE SIGNAL!

1099. I'M YOUR WAKE-UP CALL!

1100. YES, WE'LL BE MUCH SAFER OUT HERE.

1101. - OOH.

1102. HEY, YOU MIGHT SAY HE'S GOT A REAL FLARE FOR THIS.

1103. - OPEN FIRE! - OPEN THE WINDOW FIRST,

1104. THEN FIRE!

1105. OOH. BOY.

1106. TAKES ONE TO THE HEAD.

1107. - OUCH! - SHE CAN'T TAKE IT THERE.

1108. HA-HAH! THIS IS FUN!

1109. AREN'T WORKING, CAPTAIN.

1110. I'M BATMAN.

1111. FRIENDS, ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN, WOULD YOU LET ME TALK?

1112. I VANT TO DRINK YOUR BLOOD.

1113. HEY, COME ON, TOKYO. GIVE ME A HUG.

1114. I KNOW YOU GOT IT IN YOU.

1115. IT'S GAOS BUSCAGLIA HERE TALKING.

1116. OH, I LOVE TO LAUGH!

1117. LONG AND LOUD AND CLEAR!

1118. HE'S DOING LAP FOLDS.

1119. COME ON, THREE MORE. GIVE IT TO ME. COME ON.

1120. FEEL THE BURN. YOU GOTTA WANT IT. GO.

1121. - OOH. - OOPS.

1122. WELL, THAT COULD'VE GONE BETTER.

1123. CALL ME MARIAH.

1124. CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.

1125. WHOA, HE'S AIR-SURFIN'.

1126. WHOO!

1127. NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN.

1128. - IT'S MOVING OUT. - TO THE EAST SIDE.

1129. —MOVING TO THE SOUTH. - TO A DELUXE APARTMENT.

1130. AND GIVE THEM WARNING!

1131. TELL THEM, EVACUATE WHERE THEY CAN!

1132. QUICKLY. THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME LEFT.

1133. THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!

1134. NO, TORY, NO!

1135. OH— HE SPIT ON THE WINDOW.

1136. —HOCKER.

1137. HEY, A SPLIT-LEVEL.

1138. OOH.

1139. OOH!

1140. MODEL TRAIN TO THE RESCUE!

1141. AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU USED DIAL?

1142. DON'T YOU WISH EVERYBODY DID?

1143. I DO.

1144. NO, NOT MISTER ROGERS' NEIGHBORHOOD! NO!

1145. OH...

1146. - IT'S PROBABLY BETTER. - YEAH.

1147. HMM. MUNCHY, CRUNCHY, CHOCOLATEY COMMUTERS.

1148. HMM-MM.

1149. ROAST 'EM, TENDERIZE 'EM.

1150. DOWN THEY GO.

1151. WHOA.

1152. GET ME, I'M DAVID COPPERFIELD!

1153. I'M GONNA MAKE THIS TRAIN DISAPPEAR.

1154. ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE.

1155. - YEP. - OH, THEY— YEP.

1156. NEVER STAND IN GROUPS, FOLKS.

1157. OH, GOD. DORITO BREATH.

1158. - YUCK. - OOH.

1159. - SHARP TEETH. - ATTENTION, HERE IS

1160. ANNOUNCEMENT.

1161. BLUES BROTHERS, RHYTHM AND BLUES REVIEW!

1162. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

1163. IT'S LIZA!

1164. OOH, AND THAT'S JUST TO LIGHT THE PATIO.

1165. MM-HMM.

1166. —IS NOW OPEN.

1167. AT THE STADIUM.

1168. NO FUDGESICLES LEFT.

1169. PIZZA, PIZZA.

1170. LEFT BROOKLYN,

1171. AND IT'S PAYBACK TIME!

1172. HEY, IT'S HELMET DAY.

1173. IT'S A GERMAN AIR SHOW.

1174. TOWARD THE NORTHEAST.

1175. ARE NOT KNOWN.

1176. - SLEEP. SLEEP!

1177. THEIR LIGHTS ON.

1178. CRUSHED MORE READILY.

1179. DAMN. WHERE IS IT NOW?

1180. WE CAN'T GO BACK WITHOUT A PICTURE.

1181. KEEP GOING TILL WE SEE IT.

1182. WE'RE PROBABLY WASTING OUR TIME.

1183. I BET IT'S MILES AWAY BY NOW.

1184. HEY, WHO'S ROCKIN' THE CAR?

1185. THERE IT IS! HURRY UP! QUICK!

1186. - OH, THEY'RE IN BROOKLYN. - AHH.

1187. QUICK! GET A PICTURE! HURRY! QUICK!

1188. HEY, YOU TOOK MY SOUL!

1189. HURRY! NOW! HEY—

1190. HEY, DID YOU GUYS BORROW THIS CAR FROM ALLEN FUNT?

1191. OH, HE'S STILL GOT A TWO-DOOR NOW.

1192. HURRY! COME ON! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

1193. ON HIS LEASE.

1194. QUICK!

1195. THANK YOU. I'D LIKE A DOZEN WALLET-SIZED OF THAT, PLEASE.

1196. I'LL SMILE.

1197. ULTRA-BRIGHT SMILE.

1198. HEY. GAMERA.

1199. STARTING AS SECOND BASE...

1200. THEY'RE GONNA SETTLE IT LIKE REAL MEN.

1201. ON THE GRIDIRON!

1202. YEAH.

1203. TORO! TORO, TURTLE!

1204. OLE!

1205. OH, SORRY. GIANT TURTLE COMING THROUGH.

1206. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

1207. HEY YOU GUYS, LET'S DO THAT CHEER WE WORKED OUT.

1208. - WHOO! - HE'S GOING AGAIN.

1209. SPIRIT!

1210. HEY, UH, HOW DOES GAMERA STEER?

1211. - I— GOT ME. - I DON'T KNOW.

1212. OOH. TRAGEDY STRUCK

1213. TILT-A-WHIRL TODAY.

1214. THAT'S NICE.

1215. COOL.

1216. COLD BEER! PEANUTS!

1217. GAOS PROGRAMS HERE!

1218. FROSTY MALTS!

1219. - HOW DOES HE DO THAT? - I DON'T KNOW.

1220. HE'S TUMBLING.

1221. OKAY.

1222. YOU KNOW, I BET

1223. IS THIS BIRD'S FAULT.

1224. JOEL, HOW DOES GAMERA FLY?

1225. - I DON'T KNOW. - WHY IS THERE AIR?

1226. - WHY IS THE SKY BLUE? - WHAT'S VIETNAM?

1227. CHEAP TRICK, AT BUDDAKAN.

1228. NEAT.

1229. UH-OH.

1230. OH, HE'S BLOWN A GASKET,

1231. BACK TO THE PITS FOR GAMERA.

1232. - GAMERA'S WINNING!

1233. HEY, SOMEBODY DOESN'T HAVE A BUDDY.

1234. HEY, YOU IN THE MIDDLE, GET A BUDDY.

1235. UH-OH.

1236. NO, GAMERA!

1237. HELP, MR. WIZARD!

1238. PULL UP! PULL UP!

1239. OH!

1240. - HE HIT THE POPEYE CONVENTION! - HOW EMBARRASS-KING.

1241. HMM.

1242. HEY, I'VE GOT CONTACTS! BE CAREFUL, COME ON.

1243. CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY!

1244. YOU GUYS, I SWEAR I DREAMT THIS LAST NIGHT.

1245. OH MAN, WE'RE RAMEN NOW!

1246. GAME OVER, MAN!

1247. OH, GREAT. NOW YOU'VE MADE THE SUN GOD MAD.

1248. GOOD ONE.

1249. I'M THE SUN GOD. I'M MAD.

1250. LET GO! I DON'T WANNA GET MY HAIR WET.

1251. HEY! LOOK AT THE MONSTER'S—

1252. HEY, CHECK IT OUT, GOING AT IT. NEAT!

1253. THERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY, CHAUNCEY.

1254. - WHAT'S THAT?

1255. - GOING AT IT. - OH.

1256. MOM, HE WON'T LET GO!

1257. HEY!

1258. HEY, KNOCK IT OFF DOWN THERE.

1259. I MEAN IT.

1260. UGH. OH.

1261. GOT A REAL TOEHOLD ON HIM, DOESN'T HE?

1262. OH! DO NOT FEED CHICKEN BONES TO YOUR TURTLE.

1263. NN-NN.

1264. OH, I HOPE THAT'S NOT MR. BUBBLE,

1265. OR GAMERA'S GONNA GET A KIDNEY INFECTION.

1266. I'M TELLING YOU, HE WAS 3.300 POUNDS

1267. IF HE WAS AN OUNCE!

1268. THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY.

1269. IT'S TOO HOT! THE WATER'S BOILING!

1270. AAH!

1271. - WELL, THAT'S IT. LET'S GO, YOU GUYS. - THAT'S THE END.

1272. - THAT'S IT. - ... OH.

1273. - DARN. - JEEZ, WHAT A NIGHT THAT WAS LAST NIGHT.

1274. YEAH, IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR OLD GAMERA HELPING OUT,

1275. YOU'RE RIGHT.

1276. YEAH, I LOST 50 BUCKS ON THAT.

1277. HEY. WHAT'S THAT THERE?

1278. HEY. FIND A PENNY, PICK IT UP.

1279. ALL DAY LONG, WE'LL HAVE GOOD LUCK.

1280. LET'S GO!

1281. HEY, LET'S GO DOWN TO IT AND LOOK.

1282. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

1283. YUCK.

1284. IT'S GAOS' FOOT!

1285. I'LL GET THE SAUCE. SHOULD I GET THE SAUCE?

1286. I'LL GET THE SAUCE.

1287. LATER THAT SAME YEAR.

1288. IN THE WATER HERE.

1289. YEAH, DOWN HERE!

1290. COME ON, QUINCY, YOU GOTTA HELP US!

1291. IT'S OVER HERE!

1292. NO BOATING ACCIDENT!

1293. —SMALLER NOW. - YEAH.

1294. BEFORE, SEE?

1295. OH, I SEE— HUH?

1296. IN HALF AN HOUR?

1297. NO, I SWEAR, IT WAS A LOT BIGGER WHEN WE FIRST SAW IT.

1298. - UH-HUH. - YOU'RE MAD!

1299. NO, IT'S QUITE TRUE WHAT HE SAID.

1300. SEE, IT'S COLD WATER. HAVEN'T YOU MEN— OH, NEVER MIND.

1301. SORRY.

1302. I TELL YOU, WHEN I FIRST CAME ACROSS IT DOWN BY THE BEACH,

1303. TWICE THAT SIZE.

1304. AND THAT'S WHEN I STARTED TALKING LIKE GEORGIE JESSEL.

1305. CHECKING IT OUT ANYWAY.

1306. FROM IT.

1307. AND GOD KNOWS, WE NEED ANY INFORMATION WE CAN GET.

1308. YES, OF COURSE, SIR.

1309. - MM-HMM. - MM-HMM.

1310. EW, THAT'S PROBABLY HIS EARWAX.

1311. UGH, POST-NASAL DRIP.

1312. - AIR IT OUT, MAN. - COME ON IN.

1313. WELCOME TO MY HOME.

1314. BETTER HOMES AND GARGOYLES.

1315. EWW.

1316. - UGH. THERE, HUH?

1317. OW.

1318. I'M GOING TO A DIFFERENT VET NEXT TIME.

1319. OOH, COOL.

1320. HEY, I TOLD MY MOM I WAS GONNA GROW ANOTHER FOOT,

1321. AND SHE KNIT ME THREE SOCKS.

1322. —THE NEXT CELL TYPE.

1323. ADD FOUR.

1324. IT'S TRUE. YOU'RE AS IMPOTENT AS A DISH RAG, PHIL.

1325. OOH.

1326. WHO'S MAKING BEER? I SMELL YEAST.

1327. THAT JUST OCCURRED TO ME.

1328. - I'M A GUY. - IT'S WORTH A TRY.

1329. TRY OUT THE ULTRAVIOLET TEST.

1330. - YES. - ULTRAVIOLET? SHE'S HERE?

1331. ULTRAVIOLET TEST? WHAT'S THE POINT?

1332. NO POINT, JUST SOMETHING TO DO.

1333. IN ATTACKING THE BEAST.

1334. IT DOES SEEM UNLIKELY.

1335. BUT WE'VE GOT TO THE STAGE WHERE WE'RE WILLING

1336. TO CLUTCH AT STRAWS.

1337. HEY, THEY CHAR-BROILED HIS FOOT.

1338. GET THE K.C. MASTERPIECE.

1339. OOH.

1340. THE PONDEROSA HEAT LAMP.

1341. WARM.

1342. ALL RIGHT. WE'RE READY TO BEGIN THE TEST.

1343. ALL RIGHT. NUMBER TWO PENCILS, AND BOOKS OPEN.

1344. HOPE THIS DOESN'T AFFECT THE TASTE.

1345. OH NO, NO, NO. IT'S COOKING UNEVENLY.

1346. THEY NEED A MICRO-GO-ROUND.

1347. BALLPARK FEET. THEY SHRINK WHEN YOU COOK 'EM.

1348. THEY SMELL LIKE IT, TOO.

1349. WOOF.

1350. - HMM? - LOOK.

1351. AT WHAT? OH.

1352. TURN IT OFF.

1353. GOSH, THAT LOOKS GOOD. WHO WANTS HEEL?

1354. I WAS RIGHT.

1355. CAN EAT INTO TISSUE.

1356. - I SEE. - AHH.

1357. WELL, IN THAT CASE THEN,

1358. STAYS OUT IN THE SUN,

1359. - IT MUST DIE, HUH? - THAT'S RIGHT.

1360. OOH, HE'S HARD ON SHOES.

1361. CAN'T KEEP THIS KID IN TENNIS SHOES, I TELL YA.

1362. NN-NN.

1363. OH, AND HE'S NEVER GONNA PLAY PIANO AGAIN.

1364. LOOK AT THAT.

1365. AHH. YEAH.

1366. OH YEAH, AND THE— OOP.

1367. AAH!

1368. I DON'T BELIEVE I DID THAT!

1369. OW! BOY, DID THAT HURT.

1370. THAT FOOT'S NEVER GONNA HEAL.

1371. NN-NN.

1372. ACTUALLY, HE'S SINGING "I FEEL PRETTY."

1373. - OH. - YEP.

1374. WELL, AS SOON AS

1375. - LET'S GO FISHING. IN ITS COLORS.

1376. WENT BRIGHT RED.

1377. OH, I SEE. A SORT OF DANGER SIGNAL.

1378. WELL, IT DOES SEEM THAT

1379. CONCLUSIVELY.

1380. AND THAT IS, THE ONLY WAY

1381. IN THE SUNLIGHT.

1382. OH, PREMATURELY AGE IT TO DEATH.

1383. BUT THAT WON'T BE EASY.

1384. SELF-PRESERVATION,

1385. THE MONSTER WON'T COME OUT DURING THE DAYTIME.

1386. WOULDN'T IT BE POSSIBLE

1387. AND ATTACK IT WITH THAT?

1388. MAN, THAT GUY THINKS ON HIS FEET,

1389. - YOU KNOW THAT? - MM-HMM.

1390. TO BE EFFECTIVE. AND EVEN IF WE COULD BUILD ONE,

1391. TO BE MOBILE.

1392. - MM-HMM.

1393. OUT OF HIM!

1394. I KID, THE DAYLIGHTS.

1395. UNTIL AFTER THE SUN CAME OUT.

1396. SO THAT'S THE WAY WE OUGHT TO BE MOVING NOW.

1397. THERE HAS TO BE A WAY.

1398. - LET'S THINK ABOUT IT. - WHERE'S EIICHI?

1399. —WITH SOME PLAN. WHAT DO YOU SAY, CHIEF?

1400. UH, I, UH, DIDN'T EXPECT TO BE CALLED ON.

1401. - I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING. - IT'S VERY DIFFICULT

1402. YES, IT IS.

1403. - EIICHI. - I CAN COME IN HERE, I RULE THIS PLACE!

1404. LET ME GO.

1405. YOU SAW GAMERA FIGHT WITH GAOS. IS THAT RIGHT?

1406. - BOING. - MM-HMM. - HOW'D HE BEAT HIM?

1407. - TELL ME, EH? - YOU'RE INTERRUPTING

1408. AN IMPORTANT MEETING, DON'T YOU SEE?

1409. YOU'RE FIRED!

1410. - I'M SORRY— - CAN HE FIRE HIS SISTER?

1411. AH, THIS EIICHI HERE.

1412. HE'S THE ONE WHO RODE ON GAMERA'S BACK.

1413. GAMERA'S A GOOD FRIEND OF HIS, HUH?

1414. HE'S A REAL EXPERT ON MONSTERS NOW.

1415. - YOU'RE JOKING. - YES, I AM.

1416. TELL ME, DIDN'T YOU GET GIDDY UP ON GAMERA'S BACK?

1417. - GIDDY? - OH NO. GAMERA ALWAYS FLIES

1418. WITHOUT TURNING IT OFF.

1419. THAT'S IT! I COULD KISS YOU AGAIN!

1420. I MEAN— I'M KIDDING.

1421. I WAS KIDDING.

1422. —THE ANSWER.

1423. IN ONE PLACE.

1424. OF MAKING HIM DIZZY.

1425. - DIZZY? - CHAMPAGNE!

1426. ALL ANIMALS'

1427. BY THE EARDRUMS.

1428. CONTROLS EQUILIBRIUM.

1429. WHEN WE SPIN AROUND RAPIDLY.

1430. I'LL DEMONSTRATE. WHOO...

1431. INTO A PLATFORM.

1432. A PRATFALL?

1433. TO REVOLVE RAPIDLY.

1434. COMPLETELY UNABLE TO MOVE.

1435. - HMM. UNTIL DAYLIGHT.

1436. ALL RIGHT, BUT WHERE COULD WE GET A PLATFORM OF THAT SIZE?

1437. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH TIME

1438. OF THE SIZE THAT WE NEED.

1439. - I GOT ONE IN MY ROOM! —UPSTAIRS, HERE!

1440. ON THE ROOF.

1441. YOU KNOW, HE'S RIGHT AGAIN!

1442. COMMENCES NOW!

1443. HOLIDAY INN,

1444. FOUR STORIES OVER THE CITY.

1445. SNAP INTO ACTION.

1446. HEADQUARTERS. SUB-STATION HERE.

1447. INCREASED BY OVER 300%.

1448. AVAILABLE NOW.

1449. - GOOD. - GOT IT.

1450. ADAM AND EVE IN A RAFT. WRECK 'EM.

1451. - ALL RIGHT. - AND WE NEED MORE GLOVES.

1452. THEY LOVE THEIR GLOVES.

1453. HEY, SIR, IT'S THE COFFEE PERCOLATOR.

1454. WE'RE GONNA GET HIM

1455. AND GIVE HIM A MEAN BUZZ. THAT'S IT.

1456. HEY, IT'S A SWINGIN' 60s APARTMENT.

1457. THINK IT'LL BE STRONG ENOUGH?

1458. WELL, GAOS IS OVER 200 FEET LONG.

1459. MUST WEIGH 25 TONS.

1460. WELL, I WOULDN'T WANT HIM IN THE TOP BUNK.

1461. - MM-MM. - GOOD WORK.

1462. INFORM THE SUB-STATION MEN.

1463. OF THE DAY OFF.

1464. ON THAT THING, HUH?

1465. THAT'S A SECRET YOU'LL DISCOVER LATER.

1466. OLD MAN!

1467. THE CONTROL. IT'S BEEN REINFORCED.

1468. ALL THE WIRING'S BEEN COMPLETED NOW.

1469. - GOT IT. - GET IT. GOOD.

1470. CAPTAIN, HAS ALL THE WIRING BEEN COMPLETED YET?

1471. - YES, SIR.

1472. THE PRESIDENT.

1473. COOL WASH.

1474. I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE

1475. ON THE NINE GRAIN.

1476. EITHER MY EARS ARE BURNING, OR SOMEONE'S ORDERING LUNCH.

1477. OH, THEY'RE BRINGING DOWN THE GO-GO CAGE TO DANCE IN HERE?

1478. WATCH IT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

1479. - ALL RIGHT. - CHECK THE FLARES. GET READY NOW.

1480. GET BUCKY FULLER ON THE LINE! WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO FINISH IT!

1481. HEY, CHECK— CHECK ON THE MIC.

1482. CHECK ONE, CHECK TWO. COULD I GET SOME MORE MONITOR HERE?

1483. - TWO, TWO. - BREAKER-NINER-ONE.

1484. - BREAKER-NINER-ONE. - GOOD, PUT IT IN NOW.

1485. HEY, BOSS!

1486. THE CHILDREN'S FILM FESTIVAL.

1487. CALL IT A FOUNTAIN.

1488. - PETE FOUNTAIN? - NO.

1489. HUMAN BLOOD.

1490. - HEY, BUT WHO DOESN'T?

1491. WHICH RESEMBLES HUMAN BLOOD, BOTH IN SMELL AND IN TASTE.

1492. - WHO TESTED IT? - WE'RE HOPING IT'S GOING TO LURE HIM TO THE PEDESTAL.

1493. UGH...

1494. IN THE LABORATORY.

1495. THEY'RE FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO GET JUST THE RIGHT QUANTITY.

1496. SO WHY DON'T YOU TWO HEAD OVER THERE?

1497. IT'LL WORK OUT ALL RIGHT?

1498. IT'S SIMPLY GOT TO WORK OUT ALL RIGHT.

1499. - NOW BACK TO WORK. - RIGHT.

1500. YEAH, I'M SENDING OVER A COUPLE OF BLOOD DONORS.

1501. AND A BOUNCE-AROUND.

1502. COME ON, PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP!

1503. - HEY, BOSS— MESSENGER. - RIGHT.

1504. IT'S AN ARMY OF METER-MEN.

1505. - MORNING! - MORNING! HAD YOUR COFFEE?

1506. A MINUTE TO SPARE?

1507. YES, WHAT IS IT?

1508. UH, YOU SEE,

1509. TO THE ROAD.

1510. - AND SUBMIT A NEW ONE. - DO YOU NOW?

1511. WE WANT TO SELL THE LAND NOW, AT THE PRICE YOU OFFERED.

1512. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

1513. HAS ALREADY BEEN STOPPED NOW.

1514. WE MAY CHANGE THE COURSE.

1515. YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT.

1516. I'LL TELL MY BOSS, AND HE'LL GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU.

1517. NOW I'VE GOT THIS MONSTER THING TO DEAL WITH.

1518. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

1519. YOU'RE DOING OUT HERE?

1520. HEY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HOME MILKING THE COWS, OLD MAN.

1521. EH? IF YOU ARE WEAKENING NOW,

1522. YOU WILL LOSE IT ALL.

1523. DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?

1524. WHAT WE AGREED, HUH?

1525. - LISTEN, THOUGH,

1526. THAT WE'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING?

1527. THE COURSE OF THE ROAD.

1528. NONSENSE. RUMORS!

1529. - YOU'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING. - INNUENDO.

1530. - YOU LEAVE IT TO ME, WILL YOU?

1531. HEY, CAN YOU GET THE SUBPLOT OFF THE ROAD PLEASE?

1532. COME ON.

1533. A MONSTER HERE.

1534. CONVOY, MacGRAW.

1535. ALL PREPARATIONS COMPLETED.

1536. - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY, YOU CAN SIT DOWN THEN.

1537. - I FEEL SO SILLY. - SIT DOWN.

1538. ALL THIS WORK TO REDESIGN.

1539. I STILL SMELL BEER. I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

1540. - DR. AOKI. - TIME FOR KARAOKE.

1541. - LOOK AT THIS NOW. - YES.

1542. - YOU'VE DONE IT. - IT'S A BABY BOY.

1543. OF HUMAN BLOOD.

1544. I'M GRATEFUL. I'M GRATEFUL!

1545. IT'S A GRAPE-LIKE BEVERAGE.

1546. THE WIND'S BLOWING IN FROM THE WEST NOW. JUST ABOUT THE RIGHT VELOCITY.

1547. I DIDN'T KNOW TENNESSEE TUXEDO WAS IN THIS MOVIE.

1548. GOOD. COMMANDER.

1549. OH, TIME TO GO.

1550. - OH. - EVERYTHING'S IDEAL

1551. - LET'S DO IT. - LET'S FALL IN LOVE.

1552. SET THE TRAP TONIGHT.

1553. I AGREE. CONTACT ALL OPERATIONAL POINTS.

1554. RIGHT.

1555. AND THIS— UP BOY, UP! COME ON, BOY, COME ON!

1556. UP! THROUGH THE HOOP! COME ON, BOY! UP!

1557. D'AH, HIS NAME USED TO BE LIGHTNING.

1558. COME ON, YOU MISERABLE SON OF A— COME ON!

1559. WELL, UM, WELL, THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

1560. THROUGH THE HOOP.

1561. - THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

1562. THANK YOU. AND...

1563. HEY, THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1564. LET'S KEEP IT GOING

1565. - AND GROMIT, THE WONDER DOG.

1566. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1567. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THEM BACK REALLY, REALLY SOON.

1568. A FINE, FINE PERFORMANCE BY THOSE TWO YOUNGSTERS.

1569. AND NOW, BEFORE WE BRING OUT OUR NEXT GUEST,

1570. I'D LIKE TO SAY HELLO TO A VERY, VERY SPECIAL LADY

1571. HERE IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT. WHERE IS SHE?

1572. OH, THERE SHE IS.

1573. HI— HI, EVERYBODY.

1574. THANK YOU, DEAR. THANK YOU.

1575. GYPSY'S IN TOWN THIS WEEK,

1576. IN GERTRUDE STEIN, GERTRUDE STEIN, GERTRUDE STEIN.

1577. BUT NOW, RIGHT HERE IN OUR SATELLITE,

1578. AND MAGICIAN.

1579. LET'S HAVE A BIG

1580. FOR GAOS THE GREAT.

1581. HEY! GET THE PLATES.

1582. HEY! HEY! HEY!

1583. HEY!

1584. GET THE NEXT ONE.

1585. OW. OW-OW-OW.

1586. THE FIRST ONE NOW! THE FIRST— OH!

1587. GOOD, GET IT! COME ON.

1588. AY— HEY!

1589. OW. DOGGONE IT.

1590. YOU'RE LOSING 'EM. JUGGLE OR SOMETHING.

1591. COME ON.

1592. COME ON. OH—

1593. PLEASE, COME ON. THIRD ONE.

1594. - THANK YOU, THANK YOU. - AND NOW, FOR THE YOUNGSTERS,

1595. THE YOUNGSTERS' COMMERCIAL SIGN.

1596. ALLEN AND ROSSI.

1597. THANK YOU.

1598. YOU COULD SPIN PLATES.

1599. WELL, I THOUGHT I COULD.

1600. THE GONG SHOW.

1601. OOH.

1602. HERE WE GO.

1603. PULL THE PRESSURE UP HIGHER!

1604. HEY, IT'S A BLOOD ATOMIZER.

1605. - HEY.

1606. WRECKING THE ENVIRONMENT.

1607. EWW.

1608. HEY, HE LOVES RUNNING THROUGH THE SPRINKLER.

1609. - MUST NOT BE HIS TYPE. - NN-NN.

1610. UP HERE.

1611. - OOH. - HE'S MAD 'CAUSE IT'S LAST CALL.

1612. WHOA!

1613. LOOK OUT! GET DOWN!

1614. GET DOWN WITH IT WITH...

1615. UH-OH.

1616. PUT THE PRESSURE ON HIGHER!

1617. WHAT, THE BLOOD PRESSURE?

1618. OKAY, LET'S FACE IT. HE LIKES BLOOD,

1619. BUT NOT THE WAY YOU MAKE IT.

1620. OOH.

1621. ALL RIGHT, IT'S A LAST RESORT,

1622. THE PEEL-AND-EAT HUMANS.

1623. OOH.

1624. WELL, IT'S PRETTY. YOU GOTTA ADMIT THAT, DON'T YOU?

1625. AW, THAT DID IT. HE'S GONNA HAVE A FACIAL NOW.

1626. MM. I SHOULDN'T REALLY,

1627. BUT HERE GOES.

1628. - EW. - OH.

1629. I SAID A "BUD LIGHT," NOT A "BLOOD LIGHT."

1630. TAHITIAN TREAT.

1631. OOH.

1632. SET IT TO 33 RPMs.

1633. WHOA, EITHER I'M SPINNING,

1634. REALLY GOOD BLOOD HERE.

1635. - FASTER NOW! - RIGHT!

1636. FASTER!

1637. DID YOU WANNA GO FASTER?

1638. WHEE!

1639. GET THE SPEED HIGHER!

1640. WAS DESIGNED FOR SPEED.

1641. —I'M SURE THAT'S SAFE FOR AT LEAST THREE HOURS.

1642. - SO GOOFY. - TOP SPEED NOW!

1643. NOW IN EFFECT.

1644. IT'S GOOD, BUT IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS BLOOD CLASSIC.

1645. - WHAT IS IT RIGHT NOW? - THREE MINUTES.

1646. HE'S TAKING DANCE CLASS?

1647. I'M NOT...

1648. OOH. OOH!

1649. - SOMETHING WRONG. - SOMETHING SERIOUS?

1650. WE'RE JUST GONNA DIE, THAT'S ALL.

1651. OH, WELL— OH.

1652. - OOH. - NOW LOOK! THE POWER'S GOING.

1653. IN THE MORNING.

1654. - HOW LONG TILL SUNRISE? - JUST ONE MINUTE.

1655. TEQUILA SUNRISE?

1656. LOOK, THE SUN'S COMING UP NOW.

1657. RIDIN' WITH LADY LUCK!

1658. OH GOOD, THEY PUT HIM ON A BIG MECHANICAL BULL NOW.

1659. THAT'LL REALLY SCREW HIM UP.

1660. YOU KNOW, HE GETS VIOLENT WHEN HE DRINKS FROM THAT.

1661. YEAH, THAT BLOOD'S GOING RIGHT TO HIS HEAD.

1662. —HELP NOW.

1663. IT MUST BE WEAKENING.

1664. OH, NOW LOOK, HE'S EMBARRASSED.

1665. NOW, IF YOU HAD A HEAD SHAPED LIKE A DIXIE CUP,

1666. - YOU'D BE EMBARRASSED TOO. - YOU GOT ME THERE.

1667. - WHAT'S HAPPENING? - POWER'S GOING!

1668. I DON'T THINK THE SUB-STATION'S GONNA HOLD OUT!

1669. - WE ONLY NEED FIVE MINUTES. - FIVE MINUTES!

1670. THERE ISN'T ANY POWER COMING THROUGH AT ALL NOW!

1671. WOULDN'T PAY THE BILL.

1672. - WHAT'S UP? - IT'S GONE. IT'S GONE.

1673. SUB-STATION'S BURNING NOW!

1674. WE'LL HAVE TO GO TO SCHLOTZSKY'S.

1675. FINISH IT! FINISH IT!

1676. WHOO!

1677. AH— AAH—

1678. I NEVER LIKED YOU! I NEVER LIKED YOU!

1679. COME HERE!

1680. POOR SLOB, SOMEBODY BETTER CALL HIM A SOBER CAB.

1681. LOOK AT HIM!

1682. NOW THAT'S— THAT'S GETTING CRUSHED, ISN'T IT, STEVE?

1683. WE'RE DEAD, AREN'T WE?

1684. - THAT WOULD BE US. - MAKE A FOUNTAIN OF BLOOD.

1685. I DON'T BELIEVE IT...

1686. THERE HE GOES AGAIN.

1687. OOH.

1688. OR SOMETHING.

1689. HE MUST REALLY PIT OUT SHIRTS, YOU KNOW?

1690. YEAH, I THINK SO.

1691. HUH. KINDA HANDY.

1692. OH, HE'S GONNA GET PULLED OVER FOR SURE.

1693. YEAH.

1694. UH, HONEY, COULD YOU HAND ME

1695. THAT "BIRDS OF JAPAN" BOOK?

1696. A FLASH-BULLETIN!

1697. THE LATEST OF MEN'S EFFORTS

1698. HAVE FAILED MISERABLY.

1699. AND DANGEROUS BEAST.

1700. HAVE FAILED,

1701. - AND PEOPLE'S HOPES ARE FADING. - AWW.

1702. MY HOPE IS FADING.

1703. WOULD COME BACK.

1704. THAT'S IT! I COULD KISS YOU!

1705. FOR THE THIRD TIME!

1706. MAYBE NOT.

1707. - OH, SO WHAT IS THIS?

1708. HOW GREEN IS MY VALLEY, ALL OF A SUDDEN?

1709. OH, EIGHT BOXES OF LITTLE DEBBIES.

1710. HE'S TOO BIG TO GET UP NOW.

1711. HAS HE GROWN?

1712. - WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT? - HEADMAN,

1713. THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BUY THE LAND.

1714. THAT'S RIGHT, AND IF WE HADN'T LISTENED

1715. TO YOUR STUPID ADVICE, WE COULD'VE ALL HAD MONEY

1716. - IN THE BANK BY NOW. DO ABOUT IT?

1717. WAIT A MINUTE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

1718. - I REALLY HAVEN'T. - DON'T LIE TO US!

1719. YOU KNEW. TOKI WENT ALONG HEADQUARTERS.

1720. THEY'RE CHANGING THE COURSE OF THE ROAD.

1721. I JUST DON'T BELIEVE A WORD OF IT!

1722. - IT'S NONSENSE, THAT'S WHAT! - NONSENSE!

1723. THEY'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO FRIGHTEN YOU.

1724. WE'VE LISTENED LONG ENOUGH TO YOU.

1725. THAT GOT US INTO THIS.

1726. IT'S YOUR FAULT!

1727. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU'D BETTER THINK ABOUT—

1728. UH, YOU'D BLAME ME FOR THE TOPSOIL TOO.

1729. - HELP US! - YOU GOT THE MONEY FOR US.

1730. WE WANT WHAT'S REASONABLE!

1731. MY HORSES. MY COWS. MY MEN.

1732. EVERYTHING I LOVE.

1733. I'VE GOT NOTHING LEFT. SO WHAT NOW?

1734. GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY!

1735. EIICHI! STOP!

1736. THEY'RE JUST A ROTTEN BUNCH

1737. QUICK! GET A PENCIL UNDER HIS TONGUE.

1738. PLEASE, COME ON NOW. IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW.

1739. COME INSIDE, HONEY. LET'S GET YOU SOME PANCAKE BATTER.

1740. HE'S VERY HIGH-STRUNG.

1741. YEP.

1742. YOU'RE ALL FEELING.

1743. I'M VERY SORRY.

1744. BUT DON'T BLAME MY GRANDFATHER.

1745. WAS THE BEST THING.

1746. HE HAD TO INVEST IN...

1747. SO PLEASE. TRY TO FORGIVE HIM.

1748. - OKAY. - HE WOULDN'T HAVE

1749. FOR THE WORLD.

1750. AND YOU KNEW THAT.

1751. - BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LAND? - ENOUGH.

1752. COME ON, LET'S GO.

1753. IXNAY ON THE AND-LAY.

1754. LET'S GO.

1755. SUMIKO.

1756. SHAME.

1757. SHAME.

1758. THAT WERE IN THE LAST SCENE.

1759. OH, THERE GOES HIS HIP SOCKET.

1760. - UH-OH. - OUCH.

1761. FROM THE REAR,

1762. WE DID IN NORMANDY.

1763. HE'S NOT MINE?

1764. OH. GAMERA.

1765. MM.

1766. GAMERA WOULDN'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE GETTING RID OF GAOS.

1767. HE'D JUST BREATHE FIRE ON HIM AND BURN HIM RIGHT UP.

1768. - UH-HUH. - AND AFTERWARDS, HE COULD COME HERE.

1769. WHO WERE MEAN TO GRANDDAD.

1770. UH, YOU'RE GETTING INTO A WEIRD AREA HERE, EIICHI.

1771. —BUT STILL, THERE'S NO WAY OF GETTING IN TOUCH WITH GAMERA.

1772. HAVE TO START A FIRE.

1773. - START A FIRE? - MM.

1774. GAOS JUST CAN'T STAND FIRES,

1775. MORE THAN ANYTHING.

1776. HE'D SOON COME.

1777. - NEAT. - YOU SEE, GAOS WOULD SOON GET WEAK.

1778. GAMERA WOULDN'T HAVE

1779. - BEATING HIM THEN. - HMM. SOUND. GOOD LOGIC.

1780. COULD WE START THE FIRE, HUH?

1781. OH, THAT WOULDN'T BE ANY TROUBLE.

1782. TO THE MOUNTAIN.

1783. I LIKE IT. THIS KID'S NOT HALF-BAD.

1784. THIS IS A GREAT DRAWING! THIS KID DRAWS REALLY WELL.

1785. —BUT STILL, REMEMBER THE LAST TIME.

1786. WITH THOSE BIG WINGS.

1787. ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT IF

1788. THE FIRST FEW FIRES, THEN?

1789. WE'D JUST KEEP LIGHTING NEW ONES.

1790. THE BRIGHT SIDE, OLD MAN.

1791. WOULD BE ENORMOUS.

1792. MILLIONS OF YEN.

1793. - YES, I KNOW ALL THAT. - I DON'T HAVE ANY YEN.

1794. FOR BEING QUITE SO GREEDY.

1795. SO THIS IS OUR PUNISHMENT, AT THE SAME TIME.

1796. TO FORGIVE US THEN.

1797. ANYWAY, IF YOU THINK IT MAY WELL PLEASE,

1798. TO THE WHOLE OF THE MOUNTAIN.

1799. THANK YOU, SIR. I'M GRATEFUL.

1800. - NO, NO, NO, NO. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

1801. THE IDEA.

1802. A BIG HILL FIRE STARTED,

1803. AND FINISH OFF GAOS.

1804. NOW I'M READY FOR THAT PIECE OF CAKE.

1805. ALL RIGHT THEN.

1806. WE'RE GONNA HAVE.

1807. - HMM. WHAT FLAVOR?

1808. - THIS IDEA HAS GOT TO WORK. - EVERGREEN?

1809. WITH THIS.

1810. THEY KNOW THAT COUNTRYSIDE.

1811. THE LOGGING INDUSTRY! OVER THREE BILLION DOWN!

1812. WHILE WE WORK AGAINST YOU!

1813. AND DOUBLE-TALK.

1814. AND SELLING THEM BACK TO YOU!

1815. WHY, THIS TREE HERE COULD HOLD A SHAMROCK SHAKE,

1816. OF A HOSTESS CUPCAKE.

1817. ALL RIGHT, FORWARD.

1818. EW.

1819. THIS IS NEAT.

1820. COME ON! BRING IT ON! WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

1821. HE'S JUST BLOWING OUT THE FLAMES. AMAZING!

1822. QUICK! CONTINUE THE ATTACK.

1823. RIGHT!

1824. OOH! GOOD THING HE HAS HIS CUP ON.

1825. HEY...

1826. HMM.

1827. THE PITTER-PATTER OF GAMERA.

1828. AH! GAMERA.

1829. I'LL HAVE MY CANDY NOW.

1830. TOLD YOU HE'D COME, DIDN'T I?

1831. YEAH, GREAT. WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT AND SAY HI?

1832. SOUNDS LIKE QUO VADIS, NOT GAMERA.

1833. YOU KNOW, I'M INTRIGUED BY THIS PLUCKY GAMERA.

1834. A-HA, SO HE FINALLY LEARNED HOW TO DUCK.

1835. HE HAD A SHELL.

1836. OH.

1837. THAT CHEESES HIM OFF.

1838. GO RIGHT BEHIND HIM, OR HE'LL BURN YOU TO PIECES

1839. WITH THE RAYS, GAMERA.

1840. OH YEAH. THANKS, EIICHI. I FORGOT.

1841. HMM.

1842. NO FAIR.

1843. BOY, YOU KNOW, I BET

1844. OUT OF HIS SHIRT.

1845. WHUH-OH. BLINDSIDED.

1846. OH, CROSS-CHECK. HE'LL BE IN THE BOX FOR TWO.

1847. HE'S DOWN.

1848. - WELL, HEY. - WAIT— THIS IS NEW.

1849. OH, THE FLYING HEAD SCISSORS,

1850. - AND A FIGURE FOUR! - WHOO!

1851. - VERY IMPRESSIVE. - MM-HMM.

1852. UH-OH. NOT AGAIN.

1853. YOU KNOW, IF YOU BITE MY LEG OFF,

1854. IT'LL JUST GROW BACK. SO DON'T EVEN BOTHER.

1855. LOOK. HE'S GETTING AWAY.

1856. AAH, SHUT UP.

1857. HMM. YOU KNOW, YOU'D BE GOOD WITH CURRY.

1858. A LITTLE TOUGH.

1859. UH...

1860. - YOU GOT A LITTLE...

1861. - SOMETHING THERE.

1862. THERE.

1863. HAH! HAH!

1864. I MAY BE A TURTLE, BUT I'M FAST!

1865. - HUH? - HAH!

1866. HAH! CAN'T TOUCH ME.

1867. HMM.

1868. YOU'VE GOT HIM NOW, GAMERA.

1869. UH-OH, YOU BLEW A HOSE. OH, BUMMER.

1870. - HUH? - DID WE MISS SOMETHING?

1871. OH.

1872. HERE'S THAT MRS. SMITH'S PIE YOU ORDERED.

1873. - WHOO. - OH BOY, HE CAN IMPACT.

1874. GAMERA!

1875. OH, AND AGAIN.

1876. NOT FAIR.

1877. HEY, ISN'T THIS HOW AESCHYLUS DIED?

1878. - HUH? - YEAH. PELICAN DROPPED A TURTLE ON HIS HEAD.

1879. - OH. - IT'S TRUE, LOOK IT UP.

1880. AND AGAIN.

1881. HERE'S A LITTLE GAMERA FOR YA!

1882. WHOO!

1883. OH, HE'S LINED UP WELL.

1884. OH, HE HIT THE SLOT. HE'S IN THE GROOVE—

1885. OH! PERFECT GAME! HE BOWLED A STRIKE.

1886. - OW. OWEE. - OH...

1887. YUCK.

1888. HEY, HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE HERO,

1889. AND HE'S GETTING THE SNOT KICKED OUT OF HIM.

1890. LITERALLY.

1891. REACH THE ROCK...

1892. AAH.

1893. - OH BROTHER. - WOW.

1894. COME ON.

1895. OOPS. NOW WHAT?

1896. I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE LOST THE PLOT.

1897. MM-HMM. ME TOO.

1898. SOMETHING MUST'VE HAPPENED.

1899. I DON'T KNOW.

1900. OH, YOU'RE A FAT OLD HOG, AIN'T YOU?

1901. SORRY.

1902. UH-OH— OH, YUCK!

1903. OH, HE'S SPURTING DISHWASHING LIQUID.

1904. IT'S PEPTO-BISMOL.

1905. HE'S GOT A CREAMY FILLING.

1906. OH, IT'S EVERYWHERE.

1907. I CAN'T WATCH THIS.

1908. I'VE GROWN TO KNOW THAT CHARACTER SO WELL.

1909. YEAH.

1910. JUST LIKE WHEN GARY DIED.

1911. BE CAREFUL THERE, GAMERA!

1912. HEY, NO COACHING FROM THE SIDELINES, SHRIMP.

1913. NICE DAY FOR IT.

1914. RED SKY MORNING, MONSTERS TAKE WARNING.

1915. HEY, LOOKS LIKE GORBACHEV.

1916. YEAH, AND HE'S FIGHTING YELTSIN.

1917. HEAD'S TURNING RED!

1918. - YOU'VE WON, GAMERA! - OH, SHUT UP.

1919. OH LOOK, NOW HE'S A RAKU KILN.

1920. OOH. COOL.

1921. WHAT, SUDDENLY GAMERA HAS A LUGGAGE RACK?

1922. I GUESS SO.

1923. OH, HE'S GOTTA RETURN FOR DEPOSIT AND RECYCLE.

1924. OH, THAT'S REALLY SWEET.

1925. IT'S THE FLYING DUTCHMAN.

1926. HMM.

1927. COME ON, COME ON.

1928. NO! DON'T YOU DO IT!

1929. DON'T YOU DO IT!

1930. I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!

1931. NO— NO, PLEASE DON'T, NOT INTO THE VOLCANO!

1932. PLEASE, NO! EIICHI, NO!

1933. HMM.

1934. AND THAT'S THE END OF GAOS.

1935. GOOD NIGHT, AND MAY GOD BLESS.

1936. YES. THAT'S THE END OF HIM, ALL RIGHT.

1937. NOW IT'S OVER, YOU CAN START WITH THE ROAD AGAIN, CAN'T YOU?

1938. YES. WE'LL START WORK TOMORROW.

1939. - HEY, YOU QUIT. - HEY, BOSS!

1940. HEY, BOSS! IT'S YOU.

1941. ON THE ROAD TOMORROW.

1942. THEY'RE ON A NEW COURSE.

1943. OH, THAT WAS A RUMOR, LIKE I TOLD YOU.

1944. - VERY GULLIBLE.

1945. GOOD NEWS, BOSS.

1946. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, FOR EVERYTHING.

1947. - YOU'RE WELCOME. - NO, EIICHI'S THE ONE TO THANK.

1948. DONUTS, PEANUTS, COMBO CORN,

1949. WALL OF KEYBOARDS, A THOUSAND DOLLARS' WORTH OF CDs,

1950. CRACKLING PORK BREAD.

1951. HEY.

1952. AND SEE US, GAMERA.

1953. DON'T FORGET, NOW.

1954. BRUSH!

1955. EIICHI!

1956. - BYE. - OH.

1957. - WELL, THAT WAS FUN.

1958. FROM NEXT WEEK'S GAMERA.

1959. OH, WHAT'S THIS?

1960. WELL, KIDS, IF YOU ENJOYED TODAY'S MOVIE,

1961. YOU'RE SURE TO LIKE THIS SHAMELESS PADDING.

1962. EH, IT'S JUST LIKE A BURT REYNOLDS FILM.

1963. - THESE ARE THE OUTTAKES. - OH...

1964. NOW WE CAN SPIN HIM.

1965. HEY...

1966. OH, THIS IS WHERE DOM DeLUISE BLOWS A LINE.

1967. IT KILLS ME EVERY TIME.

1968. - REMEMBER THAT? - OH YEAH, THAT WAS A BLAST, MAN.

1969. REALLY IS. JUST A TON OF FUN.

1970. - OH.

1971. - OH YEAH. - THAT WAS GREAT.

1972. THE SECOND TIME AROUND.

1973. IT'S LIKE LASAGNA.

1974. NOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE

1975. THEY'D LIKE TO SEE MONSTERS FIGHT.

1976. - WELL, HERE YOU GO. - YEP.

1977. ALL YOU WANT.

1978. - MORE THAN YOU WANT. - YEP, YEP YEP.

1979. SAW THAT TOO.

1980. YOU KNOW, I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THIS IS KIND OF CHEAP.

1981. NAH.

1982. OH, I REMEMBER THIS.

1983. WAIT A MINUTE.

1984. - WHAT'S GOING ON?

1985. THAT'S BARUGON.

1986. IT'S A GAMERA FAMILY ALBUM.

1987. YEAH— HUH?

1988. AND HERE'S AGNES MOOREHEAD.

1989. LOOKING FINE, AGGY.

1990. WAIT, THEY REVERSED THE FILM.

1991. WE SAID ABOUT THAT?

1992. - NEW COMBINATION. - YEAH, THAT WAS FUNNY, WASN'T IT?

1993. AAH.

1994. HEY, THERE'S A TICK ON GAM—

1995. - OH, IT'S EIICHI. - YEP, YEP.

1996. AND DIDN'T ALL OUR EYES GET MOIST AT THIS POIGNANT MOMENT?

1997. WHEN WE SAW THAT?

1998. OH, SORRY.

1999. - FINALLY.

2000. ACT NOW TO GET GAMERA'S FUNNIEST MOMENTS

2001. AND SEE HIM ON THE MONSTER MIND.

2002. OH BOY, OH MAN, JOEL.

2003. I HAVE EVER SEEN.

2004. YEAH, COME ON. A FOUNTAIN OF BLOOD AND A TURNTABLE?

2005. SHEESH.

2006. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

2007. OF YOUR BRAINS.

2008. FOR HOW TO OFF GAOS.

2009. - THAT'D BE PRETTY FUN. - OH, OH, OH, OH, OH.

2010. I GOT A GOOD ONE. YOU COULD WAIT TILL HE GOES TO THE BANK,

2011. AND THEN WRITE "I HAVE A GUN. GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY."

2012. ON HIS DEPOSIT SLIP.

2013. YEAH, OR, I KNOW, OKAY?

2014. YOU ASK HIM TO COME OVER, MAYBE FOR, I DON'T KNOW,

2015. TEA OR SOMETHING. THEN YOU

2016. AND GET OUT AN ICICLE, AND YOU OFF HIM!

2017. YOU STAB HIM, AND THE EVIDENCE MELTS.

2018. COOL. COOL. OH, I GOT A GREAT ONE—

2019. - OH, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. I KNOW, I KNOW.

2020. UH, YOU COULD, UM,

2021. CHOP HIS HEAD OFF.

2022. UH-HUH.

2023. WELL, WHERE WERE WE? OH OH OH, HERE WE GO.

2024. A CUP OF GASOLINE.

2025. - TELL HIM IT'S CIDER, OF COURSE. - YES.

2026. EAT A WINTERGREEN LIFESAVER.

2027. 'CAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS WHEN YOU BITE 'EM, THEY SPARK.

2028. SET OFF THE GASOLINE,

2029. - AND HE'LL BLOW UP. BOOM! - EXCELLENT. OKAY.

2030. I GOT AN IDEA.

2031. IN THE BAHAMAS.

2032. AND AFTER A LEISURELY LUNCH,

2033. DEEP-SEA FISHING.

2034. AND IT'S YOUR TREAT,

2035. IS EXPENSIVE, AND THEN YOU CUT HIS HOSE.

2036. YEAH! PRETEND HIS HEAD IS A RAILROAD SPIKE,

2037. INTO THE GROUND.

2038. MEH! BAM! WITH A BIG HAMMER.

2039. YEAH. WHERE WERE WE?

2040. OH. OKAY, OKAY.

2041. HEY. YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA?

2042. IF YOU THINK SO, SEND IT TO "WAYS TO SNUFF GAOS"

2043. CARE OF...

2044. OH, AND THEN YOU COULD

2045. AND FEED IT TO THE POLICE.

2046. - THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. - YEAH! - THAT'S NOT HALF-BAD!

2047. WE'VE GIVEN IT BACK TO YOU. WHAT DO YOU THINK, SIRS?

2048. WELL, I THINK YOU COULD TAKE

2049. AND JAM 'EM UP INTO HIS NOSE AND TWIST HIS SEPTUM INTO...

2050. UH, WELL, UNTIL NEXT TIME, JOEL-ERA.

2051. UM. PUSH THE BUTTON, FRANK.

2052. I HOPE JOEL PICKS MINE.

2053. AS SWEET HONEY.

2054. OH.

2055. AND I'VE ALSO COME UP WITH A THING FOR...

2056. 86-ING YOU, DOCTOR.

2057. WELL, FRANK, THAT SHOWS GREAT INITIATIVE.

2058. 86— WOULD YOU JUST PUSH THE BUTTON?