Mystery Science Theater 3000 4x8

1. LET'S GO.

2. - CAMBOT. - PAN LEFT.

3. HI, GIRL.

4. WHAT A COOL GUY.

5. A WISECRACKER.

6. AHH.

7. RICKY, GARY, GET ME A SCOTCH.

8. OH LUCY, I WANNA HAVE CHILDREN.

9. AAH.

10. HI EVERYBODY, WELCOME TO THE SATELLITE OF LOVE.

11. I'M JOEL ROBINSON, AND IT LOOKS LIKE

12. TOM SERVO AND CROW ARE CAUGHT

13. IN SOME KIND OF RIFF-HYPER-OVERDRIVE

14. WHERE THEY'RE OVERFASCINATED

15. WITH THE IDEA OF LUCILLE BALL

16. FINALLY MEETING UP WITH HARVEY FIERSTEIN.

17. - LET'S WATCH. - AH, MR. MOONEY,

18. I WANTED TO MEET ROBERT GOULET.

19. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, HARVEY.

20. LOVE FOR SALE!

21. SEE WHAT I GOTTA LIVE WITH?

22. THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET 'EM TO INTERACT WITH ME

23. IS TAKE ON THE MANNERISMS OF A OTHER

24. RASPY-VOICED CELEBRITY.

25. UH, SIRS, THIS IS...

26. BRENDA VACCARO HERE, SIRS.

27. UH, BURGESS MEREDITH ON LINE ONE.

28. AAH, I'M ONLY TAKING CALLS FROM DAVID JANNSEN.

29. AAH, BRENDA, DARLING, POSTPONE MY DINNER WITH KIM CARNES.

30. SEE WHAT I MEAN?

31. [MAGIC VOICE, RASPY] COMMERCIAL SIGN IN FIVE,

32. FOUR, THREE, TWO, COMMERCIAL SIGN NOW.

33. AAH.

34. I'VE NEVER MET A REAL MAN, AAH.

35. GARY, WE NEED MORE CALGON.

36. HEY, YOU GUYS, HOLD ON. HEY, HEY, HOLD ON.

37. GYPSY'S GOT AN IMPRESSION SHE'S BEEN WORKING REAL HARD ON.

38. OH, RICKY, I WANNA BE IN THE SHOW TOO.

39. COME ON, YOU GUYS. STOP IT. HEY, CAMBOT.

40. PUT DOWN THE LIGHTS. GYPSY, YOU READY? COME ON.

41. - WHOA. - AAH.

42. - UH-HUH. - DID YOU GUYS GET IT?

43. SHE'S THE OPENING TO THE NBC SUNDAY NIGHT MYSTERY MOVIE.

44. OH, THE MADS ARE CALLING.

45. - COOL. - McCLOUD!

46. OH, WAY TO GIVE 'EM THE RAZZ, ROBOT CRITTERS.

47. LET'S PRESS ON, SHALL WE?

48. TALL AND PROUD.

49. OUR INVENTION THIS WEEK ARE THESE PRINTERS

50. YOU WEAR ON THE FRONT OF YOUR PERSON.

51. AND TINY DIODES ARE ATTACHED—

52. TINY, ITCHY DIODES, YOU MEAN.

53. TINY DIODES ARE ATTACHED TO THE HEADBANDS,

54. AND THEY READ YOUR CRANIAL CAVITY

55. AND REPRODUCE YOUR SELF-IMAGE

56. ON THESE READY-TO-WEAR BOARDS

57. FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE.

58. READY, FRANK? START THINKING.

59. I'LL SWITCH ON YOUR COMPUTER.

60. NOW, FRANK, TELL OUR VIEWERS

61. A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.

62. WELL, WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL,

63. I WASN'T A FREAK OR A JOCK OR A BRAIN

64. OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

65. I WAS BASICALLY ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE

66. WHO GOT ALONG WITH EVERYBODY.

67. I FIT IN WITH EVERY GROUP.

68. I'M BASICALLY A GOOD PERSON WITH SOLID GOALS

69. AND A STRONG VALUE SYSTEM.

70. IF I RUN INTO SOMEONE ON THE STREET,

71. SURE, I'LL GIVE 'EM THE TIME OF DAY.

72. BUT IF THEY CROSS ME, THEY'RE OFF MY LIST.

73. I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS,

74. REMEMBER ME AS FRANK.

75. ONE OF THE GOOD ONES.

76. HOW'D I DO?

77. GOOD, REAL GOOD. NOW I'LL TURN MINE ON.

78. WALK QUIETLY AMONG OTHER MEN,

79. BUT KNOW THEIR POWER, FOR THEY ARE YOUR ENEMY.

80. QUIETLY CRUSH THEM AS YOU WORK DILIGENTLY

81. THROUGH THE NIGHT.

82. PAY ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN,

83. FOR HE IS YOUR ALLY.

84. DRINK DEEPLY AND LUSTFULLY

85. FROM THE FOAMY DRAUGHT OF EVIL.

86. UH, DO IT TO THE OTHER GUY BEFORE HE DOES IT TO YOU...

87. AND BE BAD TO THE BONE, WON'T YOU? THANK YOU.

88. SIR, THAT COLOR LOOKS GOOD ON YOU.

89. OH, THIS OLD THING? I JUST THREW IT ON.

90. WELL, IT'S YOUR TURN, JOELY-OLY INFANTRY.

91. HEY SIRS, THAT ONE'S PRETTY NEAT.

92. I HOPE YOU LIKE MINE. I DECIDED TO COMBINE

93. TWO POPULAR PRODUCTS.

94. THE KLEENEX DISPENSER

95. AND THE PHONE MACHINE.

96. WHEN I USED TO LIVE BACK DOWN ON EARTH,

97. WHEN I WORKED AT AN OFFICE,

98. EVERYBODY COMPLAINED THAT THE FAX MACHINE PAPER

99. WAS JUST LIKE TISSUE, AND THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.

100. AND I SAY, "HEY, WHY NOT COMBINE THE TWO?"

101. SO YOU GOT A FAX MACHINE KLEENEX DISPENSER.

102. IS IT A KLEENEX DISPENSER THAT THINKS IT'S A FAX MACHINE?

103. OR A FAX MACHINE THAT THINKS IT'S A KLEENEX DISPENSER?

104. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!

105. WELL, THANKS, LINUS. SEND IT ON UP.

106. I JUST TALKED TO DR. LINUS PAULING,

107. AND HE'S SENDING UP

108. THE CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD.

109. - WOW! - OH, YOU CAN HEAR IT WORKING.

110. OH, IT'S IN.

111. HEY, THE CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD

112. IS SO...

113. - UGH. - SORRY, SIRS.

114. GESUNDHEIT, SNOT LOCKER.

115. WELL, YOUR PAIN WILL BE COMPLETE

116. AFTER VIEWING TODAY'S EXPERIMENT.

117. ANOTHER IN A SERIES

118. OF MIND-POPPINGLY BAD GAMERA FILMS.

119. TODAY GAMERA'S OPPONENT IS—

120. OH, LIKE IT MATTERS.

121. CHEW EACH BITE 32 TIMES, BOOBY.

122. - HEY, THE— - OH, WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!

123. [BOTS, RASPY] AAH!

124. HEY, COME ON, YOU GUYS.

125. OH NO, DAIEI!

126. HEY, DID SOMEBODY WIPE THAT WITH SOAP ON A WINDOW OR SOMETHING?

127. OH, THAT'S JAPANESE FOR "HIDEOUS NEGATIVITY."

128. HIDEMASA NAGATA!

129. HEY, HE'S AN AUTEUR PLAN.

130. DID YOU READ ANDREW SARRIS'S BOOK ABOUT HIM?

131. NO.

132. I LOVE PLANNING.

133. HMM.

134. HEY, THERE'S SOME FUMES

135. COMING OFF YOUR SCREENPLAY THERE, FUMI.

136. SOUNDS LIKE MAYNARD FERGUSON PLAYING A BALLAD, DOESN'T IT?

137. HEY, WELL, WHAT DOES A DIRECTOR DO

138. IF ALL THE PLANNING'S DONE?

139. MR. GAMERA'S WARDROBE BY BOTANY 500.

140. NOT-SO-SPECIAL EFFECTS

141. BY KAZUFUMI FUJII.

142. OH, GESUNDHEIT, TATSUJI.

143. YOU KNOW, JAPANESE PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF AMERICAN NAMES.

144. OH, I SUPPOSE SO.

145. AND THE STUDENT BODY OF YALE AS THE TOWNSPEOPLE.

146. REINO IN RAGE AND REHAB.

147. NOW, ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE FULL-SIZE OR MINIATURE?

148. I CAN NEVER TELL.

149. AT GATE NUMBER THREE.

150. SO GAMERA'S RETURNED ONCE AGAIN.

151. AFTER AN ABSENCE OF NEARLY TWO YEARS,

152. WE SEE AGAIN THE GREAT BEAST OF THE NEW STATE

153. ONCE CALLED A BENEVOLENT MONSTER.

154. AND THE QUESTION IS, HAS IT RETAINED ITS BENEVOLENCE,

155. OR HAS IT PERHAPS CHANGED NOW?

156. THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS—

157. HEY, HERE COMES PAUL McCARTNEY.

158. HEY.

159. —AND WHY DID IT ENTER INTO THE VERY HEART OF THE VOLCANO?

160. IS IT DEAD NOW, OR IS IT REPLENISHING

161. ITS ENERGY FROM THE FLAMES? FOR THE ANSWERS,

162. WE SHALL HAVE TO BE PATIENT FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

163. UNTIL THE RESEARCH PARTY CAN RETURN FROM THE SCENE.

164. MODEL, AWAY!

165. —IS NOW TAKING OFF BY HELICOPTER.

166. AND NOW I'LL SING A MEDLEY OF HELEN REDDY SONGS.

167. HERE WE ARE UP ON HOUSING PROJECT HILL.

168. HMM?

169. AHH, I KNEW IT WOULD RING.

170. THAT'S WHY I PUT THE CAMERA ON IT.

171. - GOOD PLANNING. - MM-HMM.

172. - HAVEN'T YOU GOT HIM YET? - I'LL KEEP ON TRYING.

173. IT'S HUBERT HUMPHREY! "I'M PLEASED AS PUNCH."

174. I'M TIRED OF EXCUSES. WHATEVER HAPPENS,

175. THE WORK ON THE NEW EXPRESSWAY HAS GOT TO GO AHEAD ON SCHEDULE.

176. APART FROM THE QUESTION OF SHAREHOLDERS,

177. THE WHOLE COUNTRY'S WATCHING TO SEE

178. IF WE FINISH THE ROAD ON TIME.

179. THEY'RE STARVED FOR ENTERTAINMENT.

180. BUT I'M TIRED OF THESE DELAYS.

181. THERE SEEMS TO BE ONE DARN THING AFTER THE OTHER.

182. - SO WHAT IS IT NOW? DO YOU KNOW, EH?

183. - YES. - UH, THIS DARN THING HERE, SIR.

184. OH, THAT DARN THING.

185. —UH, IT'S THIS SECTION. ALL THE FARMERS UP THERE

186. REFUSE TO SELL THE LAND.

187. WE'RE ARGUING, BUT NOT GETTING FAR.

188. - NOT GETTIN' FAR. - WELL REALLY PUT THE PRESSURE ON THEM.

189. - YES. - ANYWAY, GET THEM MOVED OUT.

190. - DON'T WASTE ANY TIME, EH? - YES.

191. OH, JUST A MINUTE. THE CHIEF IS CALLING YOU.

192. - WHAT, SITTING BULL? - YOU'RE THROUGH.

193. MR. TSUTSUMI, THE ENGINEER IN CHARGE OF THE ROAD.

194. - NOW TSUTSUMI— - GESUNDHEIT.

195. I HEAR THAT YOU'RE HAVING SOME TROUBLE WITH THE FARMERS.

196. THEY WON'T CLEAR OFF THE LAND NOW.

197. WELL, IT'S PART OF YOUR JOB TO MAKE SURE THEY GET OFF.

198. AND GET TO WORK MOVING.

199. BUT SIR, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER PROBLEM ON OUR HANDS NOW

200. APART FROM THE LANDOWNERS—

201. THE STRAP IN MY HELMET BROKE.

202. —A REPORT ON THE RECENT ERUPTIONS HERE.

203. - TO HELL WITH THE REPORT. - OOH.

204. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE VOLCANO OR ABOUT THE MONSTER.

205. I LOVE YOU!

206. JUST MAKE SURE THE FARMERS GET OFF THE LAND.

207. AND PLEASE DON'T BOTHER ME WITH ANY MORE OF THESE

208. - STUPID REASONS— - LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT PHONE.

209. YEAH, AND ANOTHER THING. I DON'T MIND TELLING YOU

210. THAT YOU SHOULD— HEY!

211. HEY, HEY BOSS.

212. WHAT'S THE BOSS HAVE TO SAY?

213. UH...

214. - WE START WORK AGAIN. - HUH?

215. EVEN WHEN THERE'S A CHANCE THERE'LL BE ANOTHER ERUPTION?

216. ON MY FACE?

217. LET'S GET THIS STUFF TOGETHER AND MOVE ON UP TO THIS SITE.

218. - I'LL FOLLOW ON. - OKAY. - RIGHT.

219. WELL, I SHOULD'VE TAKEN THAT JOB AT HONDA.

220. —ONE THING AFTER THE OTHER.

221. HANG IN THERE, BABY. FRIDAY'S COMING.

222. IT'S WALTER PIDGEON!

223. I SEE GREER GARSON DOWN THERE.

224. REALLY?

225. HEY, THEY'RE FLYING OVER A POT ROAST.

226. - MM. - LOOKS DELICIOUS.

227. - NUM. - MM-HMM.

228. HEY, THERE'S A LITTLE POCKET OF MINT JELLY!

229. INTERESTING.

230. OOH.

231. MAN, THE MINT JELLY'S ATTACKING.

232. DON'T SEE THAT OFTEN.

233. I'M AMUSED BY THE LITTLE POCKET OF JELLY.

234. PULL OVER!

235. THERE'S SO MANY THINGS TO DO AND SEE.

236. WHOO!

237. UH-OH.

238. WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY

239. TO SPLIT A HELICOPTER IN HALF.

240. HEY, MY LUGGAGE!

241. OOH.

242. MODEL POLICE, IN COLOR!

243. GEEZ.

244. WHAT'S THE BUZZ? TELL ME WHAT'S A-HAPPENIN'.

245. HEY, THERE MUST BE A SIX FLAGS OVER OSAKA.

246. —BY MOUNT FUJI ERUPTIONS.

247. WAS IT GAMERA, PERHAPS?

248. I HEARD SOMEBODY REPORTED A STRONG GREEN LIGHT THERE.

249. AND WHAT ABOUT THE PARTY IN THE HELICOPTER?

250. AND WHAT OF BILL AND HIS LOVE FOR TERRY?

251. ONLY ONE THING IS CERTAIN. THE CRASH HAD

252. NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH THE RECENT ERUPTIONS HERE.

253. YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE RESULT OF THE CRASH INVESTIGATION.

254. - AND GAMERA? - GAMERA DOESN'T SEND OUT

255. DESTRUCTIVE RAYS, TO THE BEST OF ANYONE'S KNOWLEDGE.

256. BUT STILL, THE POSSIBILITY WON'T BE IGNORED.

257. NOW, THAT'S ALL I CAN TELL YOU AT THE MOMENT.

258. LOOK, I'M A DOORMAN, LEAVE ME ALONE.

259. RIGHT. I'LL GO LOOK FOR MYSELF.

260. - D'OH. - NOBODY LOVES ME. EVERYBODY HATES ME.

261. THINK I'LL GO FIND GAOS.

262. UM, YOU MIGHT WANNA PUT THAT HELMET ON.

263. HEY, THREE BIG MACS FOR THE PRICE OF— OH.

264. HEY, WHAT IS THIS?

265. IT'S THE SET OF COAL MINER'S DAUGHTER.

266. IS IT FARMERS AGAIN?

267. IT SAYS "HOLLYWOOD."

268. OOH.

269. OH NO, IT'S THE CAST OF "HEAD INJURY PLAYHOUSE."

270. OH, WATCH IT.

271. WE WANNA TRADE LUNCH MONEY. NOW.

272. NOW HOLD IT.

273. HEY BOSS, THESE GUYS ARE OUT TO MAKE TROUBLE.

274. WAIT A MINUTE, LET'S TALK ABOUT IT NOW.

275. WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN CHARGE HERE, HUH?

276. WHERE CAN I FIND THE HEAD MAN?

277. WE'RE A MOB! WE DON'T NEED A HEAD MAN!

278. JUST STOP IT, ALL OF YOU!

279. - HEY... - WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

280. WHO CAN TURN THE WORLD ON WITH HER SMILE?

281. HIM?

282. YOU GET YOUR MEN OUT OF HERE, QUICKLY.

283. WELL, CAN I TALK TO THE HEAD MAN?

284. - I'M THE HEAD MAN. —SOME OTHER TIME.

285. AT LEAST YOU CAN TELL ME WHEN, THOUGH.

286. SAY...

287. GO ON, OUT OF HERE!

288. PLEASE DO WHAT I TELL YOU AND GET OUT QUICKLY.

289. THE BIKER RALLY AT STURGIS IS WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE.

290. WHY ARE ALL THE CUTE ONES SO CORPORATE?

291. STEVE McQUEEN IS BULLITT.

292. IT'S REX DART, ESKIMO SPY.

293. HMM.

294. WH— WALL DRUG,

295. 10.000 MILES.

296. - OH, BLESS YOU.

297. WAS HE MOOING?

298. WHAT'LL HAPPEN NOW?

299. AH, YOU CAN BET THE CONSTRUCTION GANG'LL

300. - BE BACK IN A FEW DAYS. - LOOK, IT'S THE PAINTERS UNION.

301. YEAH, WE OUGHTA GO UP AND WRECK THAT SITE.

302. - WHAT DO YOU SAY? - YEAH, LET'S GO DO THAT.

303. - YES. GO AHEAD. - YEAH, LET'S GO!

304. YEAH, LET'S FORM THE REPUBLIC! WHEE!

305. WE'LL TEACH 'EM.

306. THE MORE TROUBLE WE MAKE FOR THEM,

307. THE MORE THEY'LL PAY US FOR OUR LAND.

308. YES, IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE WE'RE EVER GOING TO GET.

309. WE'LL MAKE THEM PAY US MORE MONEY

310. THAN WE EVER DREAMED OF HAVING IN OUR LIVES.

311. AT LEAST $100.

312. JUST AS LONG AS YOU LEAVE ALL THE PLANNING TO ME.

313. OH, HE'S THE PLANNER.

314. HEY, HOW'S THAT POLE COMING, MOM?

315. - YOU'RE EARLY. - I'M NOT SURE THAT

316. WE'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING ABOUT THIS ROAD.

317. I THINK IT'LL BRING A LOT OF BENEFITS TO THE VILLAGE.

318. - DON'T YOU THINK? - SELLING ONE'S LAND

319. IS ALWAYS A PAINFUL BUSINESS.

320. AND ESPECIALLY SO IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE A FARMER.

321. - I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT.

322. COULD SOMEBODY MILK GRANDPA? HE'S IN A LOT OF PAIN.

323. —EIICHI? - HE'S AROUND HERE.

324. HE WAS PLAYING OUTSIDE A WHILE AGO.

325. EIICHI?

326. I BOUGHT HIM A NEW DIARY WHILE I WAS OUT.

327. PUT YOUR SHOES ON. WE'RE AT GRANDMA'S.

328. GET YOUR THINGS UP TO THE SITE.

329. UH-OH. IT'S THE RIGHT-WING HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT DEATH SQUAD.

330. LET'S RAPE THE LAND! COME ON!

331. YEAH, I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER MET A MORE GREEDY CROWD

332. IN MY WHOLE LIFE THAN THESE VILLAGERS.

333. ALL THIS TROUBLE THEY'RE CAUSING IS JUST FOR

334. A FEW MORE DOLLARS.

335. WHAT? BUDDY HACKETT IS THEIR FOREMAN?

336. - COME ON, HURRY UP. - OKAY.

337. HEY, SOMEBODY DROPPED THEIR DRAWERS.

338. - WHAT THE HELL'S HAPPENING? - IT'S A GARAGE SALE.

339. LOOK AT THE MESS.

340. HOW ON EARTH COULD THAT HAVE HAPPENED?

341. IT'S PERFECT. I LOVE IT.

342. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. THIS MUST'VE HAPPENED RECENTLY

343. BECAUSE IT WAS ALL RIGHT WHEN WE LEFT HERE YESTERDAY.

344. YEAH, SOMETIME BETWEEN YESTERDAY AND RIGHT NOW—

345. - PRETTY MUCH. - YES, YOU'RE RIGHT.

346. THIS HAS BEEN DONE QUITE DELIBERATELY.

347. - MM-HMM. - NO QUESTION OF AN ACCIDENT.

348. EXCUSE ME. I'M S— OH.

349. ALL RIGHT. IF THAT'S THE WAY THEY WANT IT,

350. THEN THEY WON'T STOP THE ROAD GOING THROUGH NOW.

351. AND THEY'RE GONNA BE THE LOSERS IN THE LONG RUN.

352. SO LET'S GET ON WITH THE JOB.

353. - YEAH, LET'S GET ON. - RIGHT, LET'S GO.

354. - RIGHT. - OKAY, RIGHT.

355. COME ON. GIVE A HAND OVER HERE.

356. - GIVE HIM A HAND, JOEL. - PUT THAT BOX IN.

357. - AAH! HEY, BOSS! HEY BOSS!

358. LOOK! LOOK UP THERE!

359. - WHERE? - UP THERE, LOOK! - OH, I SEE IT.

360. WELL, THAT WASN'T THERE YESTERDAY.

361. WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU THINK IT COULD BE?

362. SOMETHING THAT MAKES US TALK LIKE WALTER BRENNAN.

363. FUNNY SMELL.

364. AH, THEY'RE JUST SMELLING THEMSELVES.

365. I REMEMBER READING SOMEWHERE GOLD DEPOSITS

366. SOMETIMES GIVE OFF THAT TYPE OF GLOSS.

367. - GOLDILOCKS? - THAT'S RIGHT.

368. SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME ABOUT THAT TOO.

369. HEY, BOSS, DO YOU THINK THERE COULD BE GOLD UP THERE, HUH?

370. - SURE, BUTTERCUP, SURE. - WELL, IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE—

371. I SEE NOW. THAT'S THE ANSWER, THEN.

372. THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

373. THOSE FARMERS KNOW ALL ABOUT THE GOLD.

374. - THAT'S WHY THEY— - THANK YOU, CURLY JOE.

375. WELL, LET'S GO ON UP AND TAKE A LOOK AROUND THERE.

376. WE HAVE TO MAKE A SURVEY OF THE AREA FOR THE NEW ROAD.

377. BRING THE STUFF ALONG. WE'LL GO STRAIGHT UP.

378. YEAH, BRING THE STUFF, THE CRAP, AND THE JUNK.

379. - OKAY. - AND THAT THING.

380. AND THE OTHER THING.

381. OH, IS BOB SAGET

382. GONNA LOVE THIS ONE.

383. UH-OH, GAMERA'S HOMEBOY.

384. - BOY. - BOY? CRAZY BOY?

385. NO, IT WASN'T EITHER. I'M A GUARD HERE.

386. I'M GONNA STOP THEM. THE MEN FROM THE NEW ROAD CAME.

387. THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.

388. I SEE NOW. I'M A HIKER THOUGH.

389. - AND A CANADIAN. - DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW

390. A SHORTCUT UP TO THE TOP THERE?

391. - YOU'RE TELLING ME LIES. - SWEET LITTLE LIES.

392. YOU'RE NOT A HIKER AT ALL.

393. YOU'RE A NEWSPAPER REPORTER, AREN'T YOU?

394. I'LL BE ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO BE.

395. I KNEW STRAIGHTAWAY YOU WERE A REPORTER.

396. - NICE LIPSTICK, KID. - AND I DON'T THINK

397. - I SHOULD SHOW YOU THE WAY. - OH, I SEE.

398. THAT'S A PITY, THOUGH.

399. IF I COULD GET A PICTURE OF THAT GREEN LIGHT,

400. I COULD STILL GET IT IN THE EVENING EDITION

401. OF ANY NEWSPAPER.

402. - THAT WOULD BE A SCOOP, HUH? - I GUESS IT WOULD.

403. I'D LIKE TO SEE A SCOOP, TOO.

404. BUT I'M RETAINING WATER RIGHT NOW.

405. PERHAPS WE'D SEE GAMERA THERE TOO.

406. AND THAT WOULD BE A STORY.

407. - GAMERA'S THERE? - MM-HMM.

408. GAMERA BROKE MY HEART ONCE.

409. BUT I GUESS I STILL LOVE HIM.

410. MAYBE GAMERA CAN FIX THAT KID'S TEETH TOO.

411. - YEAH. - OH, I JUST STEPPED IN SOMETHING.

412. BOY, BOY.

413. - CRAZY BOY. - DO THE BIG TREES USUALLY FALL LIKE THIS?

414. YES, AND IF NO ONE'S AROUND, DOES IT MAKE A SOUND?

415. DIE, FROG, DIE!

416. - BOY. BOY. - CRAZY BOY.

417. LOOK AT THAT.

418. OH, THAT'S JUST GRANDPA'S STILL.

419. THE FOREST OF THE TRUMPETS.

420. CREME DE MENTHE?

421. HEY. WHAT IS IT?

422. - WELL, I DON'T KNOW. - I'M ONLY SIX.

423. WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, CARL SAGAN?

424. HEY, DO ALL JAPANESE CHILDREN HAVE TO DRESS LIKE

425. FISHER PRICE PEOPLE?

426. WEEBLES.

427. LISTEN. ISAAC STERN.

428. ITZHAK PERLMAN?

429. NO, IT'S YO-YO MA.

430. MY MAMA WAS A SAINT!

431. NO, YO-YO MA. THE CELLIST.

432. THIS GLOW AROUND THE CAVE. YOU SEEN IT BEFORE?

433. - NO, I HAVEN'T. - NOT SINCE THE LAST MONSTER MOVIE.

434. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING THERE.

435. - HEY, STOP THAT. - YOU'LL GO BLIND.

436. - WHAT'S HE DOING? - HEY, HANG ON.

437. - BOY. - BOY, CRAZY BOY.

438. WHY, NO. BUT WE MAY AS WELL HAVE A LOOK IN THERE

439. NOW THAT WE'VE GOT THIS FAR.

440. OH, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

441. THAT KID IS SMART.

442. WHAT IS IT?

443. MM. IT'S THE CAVE OF THE CLAN BAR.

444. HMM?

445. SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY'S LEANING ON THE ORGAN.

446. BE CAREFUL, HUH?

447. OH, IT'S ONE OF THOSE INDUSTRIAL LOFT TYPE DISCOS.

448. - THAT'S WHAT IT IS. - OH.

449. INJUN JOE? BECKY? HUCK?

450. OH, FLYING HELL-BEASTS.

451. SEEN IT.

452. WE'RE HAVING AN ADVENTURE JUST LIKE THE GOONIES,

453. AREN'T WE?

454. HUH. THE RIVER STYX.

455. OR WORSE YET, IT'S THE BAND STYX.

456. EH, GO SEE WHAT IT IS, KID. I'LL WAIT HERE.

457. PROBABLY THE STRONG WIND IN HERE.

458. UH, THAT'S ME, SORRY.

459. —ANOTHER OPENING SOMEWHERE.

460. - YEAH, AN ART OPENING. - AAH, LOOK AT THAT.

461. YOU LOOK AT IT, I'M BITTER.

462. OH, IT SAYS "ABANDON HOPE,

463. ALL YE WHO ENTER."

464. UH, DID WE COME AT A BAD TIME?

465. - EXCUSE US. - MISTER!

466. MISTER, HELP ME! PLEASE! HELP ME!

467. I GOTTA GO, KID, I'M SORRY. I GOT A THING TO DO WITH A—

468. GROWNUPS SUCK. THEY DO.

469. I HATE. I HATE BECAUSE OF THEM.

470. WELL, TIE THAT YELLOW COWARD ROUND THAT OLD OAK TREE.

471. EH, CRUMMY.

472. BAWK-BAWK-BAWK BAWK-BAWK.

473. CHICKEN.

474. WHAT— MY LEGS! THEY'RE HUGE!

475. MY FEET ARE SWELLING!

476. - WHAT'S GOING ON? - PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN!

477. WELCOME TO THIS WEEK'S EDITION

478. OF EAT THE PRESS.

479. WHAT'RE WE DOING IN THIS SCENE ALL OF A SUDDEN?

480. WAIT NOW. DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING THEN?

481. - NO. - SOUNDED LIKE A REPORTER GETTING EATEN.

482. HEY, BOSS. DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING?

483. NO, NOT A THING.

484. HEY.

485. YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME ALONG IF YOU'RE SCARED.

486. NO, I'LL COME ALONG TOO.

487. I'M NOT SCARED.

488. I DO BELIEVE IN GAOS! I DO BELIEVE IN GAOS!

489. I-DO-I-DO-I-DO-I-DO I DO BELIEVE IN GAOS!

490. I DO! I DO!

491. I DO!

492. BEN! BEN!

493. KINDA LOOKS LIKE CLINT HOWARD.

494. I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY FRIEND WENT,

495. BUT THERE'S A PILE OF POOP HERE WITH SHOES IN IT.

496. SORRY.

497. WHAT'S THAT?

498. I'M GUESSING HE'S THINKING IF HE TOUCHES THAT MONSTER,

499. HE'S GETTING A MERIT BADGE.

500. YEP.

501. HEY, LOOK! ARSENIO HALL!

502. WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!

503. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HIDING BEHIND A DINGLEBERRY.

504. OOH.

505. PEEKABOO.

506. PEEKABOO.

507. I SEE YOU.

508. SO CUTE.

509. THIS IS MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

510. OOH.

511. AND THAT'LL DO IT FOR THE GROUNDBREAKING CEREMONY.

512. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

513. - OOH. - TA-DA.

514. NOW I'VE CULTIVATED THE GROUND TO A UNIFORM EIGHT INCH DEPTH.

515. HELP ME! I'M ALLERGIC TO STYROFOAM ROCKS!

516. HEY-HEY-HEY! LOVE TO EAT KIDS!

517. HELP ME!

518. HELP ME!

519. AHH. POT-STICKERS.

520. MM.

521. HMM, TOO PORKY.

522. I'M TRYING TO LOWER MY CHOLESTEROL.

523. OH, JUST THE THOUGHT OF FOOD MAKES ME SLEEPY.

524. AH! GAMERA!

525. HEY, THAT KID'S A TURNCOAT.

526. NOW HE'S GAMERA'S PAL.

527. I STICK MY NECK OUT FOR NOBODY, KID.

528. HE'S GOT THE PEZ JAW GOING THERE.

529. EVERY TIME HE SCREAMS, A PIECE OF CANDY COMES OUT.

530. UH, DON'T GET ME WRONG.

531. I LIKE YOU TOO, GAOS. A LOT.

532. AAH!

533. LOOK AT THAT.

534. THIS IS FUN! WHEE!

535. HEY LOOK, IT'S A SHOOTING RANGE.

536. LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY GAVE GAOS A WEDGIE.

537. YOU GUYS EVER HAD A WEDGIE?

538. - NO. - IN CAMP ONCE.

539. I'M COMING, DARLING.

540. HUH?

541. MY WINGS ARE LIKE A SHIELD OF STEEL.

542. HEY! LOOK AT THE—

543. HEY, LET GO OF MY POCKET.

544. HELP ME!

545. HE'S NO FAY WRAY, IS HE?

546. OH, WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.

547. I GOTTA LAUGH. WE DO HAVE FUN.

548. OKAY, I'M FEELING REALLY ARTSY-CRAFTSY TODAY.

549. KIND OF CAPTAIN KANGAROONY

550. AND A LITTLE RAY RAYNER-ISH

551. AND FOXFIRE THROWN IN JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE.

552. ANYWAY. I'M GONNA TEACH YOU TODAY

553. HOW TO MAKE TODAY'S STAR OF THE FILM, GAOS.

554. AND HE'S GONNA LOOK JUST LIKE THIS WHEN WE'RE FINISHED.

555. I GUESS I'M MORE OF A HEC RAMSEY FAN,

556. BUT THAT'S JUST ME. AND I KNOW

557. YOU'RE A BIG SNOOP SISTERS FAN.

558. OH, NO, ACTUALLY I'VE ALWAYS LOVED BANACEK.

559. OH, CALL IT A GUILTY PLEASURE.

560. HEY— DO YOU GUYS MIND?

561. OH, NOT AT ALL, JOEL. TOSS IN.

562. YEAH, BUT LET ME GUESS. YOU'RE A McMILLAN AND WIFE FAN,

563. - AREN'T YOU? - YOU GUYS ARE GETTING IN THE WAY

564. OF MY ARTS AND CRAFTS PROJECT.

565. OH, WELL, JOEL, YOU JUST GO ON

566. WITH YOUR LITTLE CRAFTSY-WAFTSY HOLLY HOBBY CORNER

567. - AND NEVERMIND US CHICKENS.

568. ANYWAY, WHAT YOU'RE GONNA NEED, EVERYONE,

569. IS SOME SCISSORS WITH THE ROUNDED EDGE.

570. - USE SMALLER ONES.

571. ALSO, PASTE.

572. I'M USING MUCILAGE THOUGH, TODAY,

573. BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT, AND YOU'RE NOT.

574. AND THEN WE'LL NEED AN 8X8

575. PERFECTLY SQUARE PIECE OF PAPER.

576. I'M USING ONE THAT'S A LITTLE BIGGER FOR CLARITY.

577. NOW YOU'RE ALSO GOING TO NEED SOME POWDERED RHINO HORN!

578. YEAH, AND SOME BLOOD THAT'S FROM THE MURDERER'S GIBBET SWEAT!

579. - RIGHT! ASK YOUR MOM FIRST. - YEAH, GOOD ONE.

580. ANYWAY, WHAT YOU DO IS YOU JUST TAKE THE FOUR CORNERS,

581. AND YOU FOLD 'EM IN, JUST LIKE THAT.

582. IT'S SIMPLE.

583. OH, AND WHILE HE'S DOING THAT,

584. YOU MIGHT WANT TO RUN DOWN TO THE PUBLIC LIBRARY

585. AND CUT OUT SOME INTERESTING PICTURES FROM THE ENCYCLOPEDIA

586. TO PASTE ON YOUR PROJECT.

587. YEAH, AND IN CASE YOU'RE INTERESTED,

588. MUCILAGE TASTES JUST LIKE SWEET HONEY.

589. YOU GUYS, PLEASE DO NOT—

590. I REPEAT, DO NOT GO DOWN TO THE PUBLIC LIBRARY

591. AND DO NOT CUT PICTURES OUT OF THE ENCYCLOPEDIA

592. AND DO NOT DRINK MUCILAGE.

593. FOR IT DOES NOT TASTE LIKE SWEET HONEY.

594. FROM ONE WHO KNOWS.

595. OKAY, THEN YOU TAKE— YOU TURN THE WHOLE THING OVER.

596. SEE, I'VE TURNED IT OVER—

597. WELL, IF YOU GET CONFUSED AT HOME,

598. JUST DRAW A LITTLE DIAGRAM ON YOUR BEDROOM WALL

599. IN PERMANENT MARKER.

600. DO NOT— I REPEAT,

601. DO NOT DRAW ON YOUR BEDROOM WALL.

602. YOU PUT THE FOUR EDGES IN LIKE THIS.

603. - YOU WHIP YOUR FINGERS IN THERE LIKE THIS. - WHAT'RE YOU DOING?

604. AND YOU GOT GAOS. SEE? CHECK IT OUT—

605. AND IF IT DOESN'T LIKE THAT, YOU'RE A LOSER AND A FAILURE,

606. AND YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING.

607. AND YOU CAN'T DO A THING TO CHANGE THAT.

608. TOM? TOM?

609. - TOM, CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? - HUH?

610. YOU GET A TIME-OUT COMING, BUDDY.

611. NO, JOEL! PLEASE, I'M JUST A ROBOT.

612. UH-OH, UH, COMMERCIAL SIGN.

613. JOEL? JOEL?

614. - YEAH? - UH, IT'S COMMERCIAL SIGN.

615. - SHOULD I GET IT? - YEAH.

616. OKAY.

617. HEY KIDS. THE WORD FOR TODAY

618. IS "BOOGER."

619. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. BOOGER!

620. BOOGER-BOOGER-BOOGER BOOGER-BOOGER— WHAH-HOW!

621. I DON'T WANT ANY MORE CLOWNING AROUND.

622. - NOW YOU SIT DOWN. - I'M SORRY.

623. - OW. - EW, PRIMORDIAL OOZE.

624. OOH.

625. YEESH.

626. HE'S GOT RELIEF FROM HIS MONTHLY BLOATING, THOUGH, DOESN'T HE?

627. OKAY, OKAY, RUB SALT IN IT, WHY DON'T YOU?

628. - OW! OKAY, ALREADY! - WE GET THE POINT.

629. LET'S CHANGE HIS NAME FROM GAOS TO "GINSU."

630. COME ON. IT TAKES A REAL TURTLE TO CRY, GAMERA.

631. LET IT OUT!

632. IT'S TURNING INTO AN ARTICHOKE.

633. IT'S AN OREO COOKIE.

634. OOH.

635. NOW I LIKE GAMERA!

636. OOH BOY.

637. I'D LIKE A BROMO, PLEASE.

638. OH, YOU HAD THE GARLIC CHEESE PUFFS, DIDN'T YOU?

639. BOO!

640. EH, FORGET AGENT ORANGE.

641. I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DEFOLIATE A FOREST.

642. HEY, IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT,

643. GET OUT OF THE MOVIE.

644. HEY LOOK, GAMERA HAS EIICHI PALMS NOW.

645. I GET IT.

646. HEY, WHERE'S THAT HAND BEEN?

647. EW. UNFORTUNATE SKIN.

648. OH YEAH, EIICHI'S GONNA BE SAFE ON GAMERA'S BACK, ISN'T HE?

649. HE'S GOT A WEAK BACK.

650. ATOMIC BATTERIES TO POWER.

651. TURBINES TO SPEED.

652. ROGER. READY TO MOVE OUT.

653. I FORGOT, I'M A HAND PUPPET.

654. YOU KNOW, THIS HIGH-DEFINITION TV IS REALLY SOMETHING.

655. HEY!

656. GET THE COLEMAN PEOPLE ON THE PHONE.

657. I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA!

658. HEY, IT'S TURTLE A LA KING.

659. TURTLE ALAN KING?

660. A STUDENT OF THE...

661. I'M TRIPPING, BIG TIME.

662. OOH.

663. OKAY, HERE'S WHERE YOU GET OFF, KENNY.

664. I MEAN, EIICHI.

665. WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING NOW. GET THE OTHERS.

666. HEY, WHAT'S A GUY GOTTA DO TO GET A YELLOW HELMET AROUND HERE?

667. HURRY OUT.

668. I'M HUNGRY. LET'S STOP AND GET A PIZZA.

669. WHEE.

670. GAMERA, TAKE ME HOME NOW.

671. ALL RIGHT, THE METER'S RUNNING, KID.

672. AROUND THE PARK, PLEASE.

673. HEY, HEY, BIG TROUBLE! TROUBLE—

674. IN LITTLE CHINA!

675. YOU REAL MEN CAN LOOK AFTER YOUR OWN TROUBLES.

676. IT'S RONALD COLMAN!

677. COME ON, LET'S GO!

678. EH, EXCUSE ME, I JUST GOTTA MATE WITH THE TILT-A-WHIRL THERE.

679. HEY, CAME OUT OF THE SLOT. IT NEEDS A PUSH.

680. OH, NOW THEY'RE IN THE LAND OF MAKE-BELIEVE.

681. HI. WE'RE BIG AGAIN NOW.

682. WHAT IS THIS, A CHINESE FIRE DRILL?

683. I'M JUST STARTING TO COME OUT OF MY SHELL, I THINK.

684. THAT'S WHAT I DO.

685. - EIICHI! - EIICHI!

686. - EIICHI! - EIICHI!

687. - KENNY! KENNY! - EIICHI!

688. - EIICHI! - EIICHI!

689. HI, WE GOT A DEAL.

690. I SCRATCH HIS BACK, HE SCRATCHES MINE.

691. OOH. YOU KNOW, GAMERA COULD USE

692. A LITTLE EXFOLIATING HERE.

693. GOT A SKIN FUNGUS GOING DOWN.

694. - SPIDER-BOY. - NO, FROG-BOY.

695. NO, HE'S A TICK.

696. MATCH ON HIM.

697. LISTEN! DON'T MOVE!

698. OKAY, MOVE!

699. THE WHEEL!

700. THEY'RE GONNA INVENT THE WHEEL!

701. THIS— I THOUGHT THIS WAS FERRIS WHEEL'S DAY OFF.

702. YOU THINK GAMERA LIKES BEING THE SIZE OF THE PENTAGON?

703. DON'T EVER CHANGE. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AS IS.

704. STOP, STOP!

705. SERVO, I WARNED YOU ABOUT DOING ANTHONY NEWLEY.

706. - NOW STOP. - OKAY.

707. NOT YOU, GAMERA. THE KID.

708. NOW, COME ON.

709. OH, YOU'VE GOTTEN HEAVY.

710. RIGHT! TAKE IT AWAY.

711. LIKE I LIVE TO SERVE YOU.

712. I'M OUTTA HERE. JEEZ, WHAT A GIG.

713. THIS MUSIC IS SO SAD.

714. GAMERA?

715. I KNOW, I KNOW, I'VE GOT A GOOD HEART,

716. AND I LOVE CHILDREN.

717. BLAH BLAH BLAH.

718. - SOMEDAY I'M JUST GONNA...

719. HEY, WHO INVITED THE ELEPHANT?

720. I GUESS THAT'S "IRRELEPHANT."

721. - DA-DUM. - THAT STUNG.

722. HERE, TAKE THE BOY.

723. YEAH, I'LL TAKE HIM.

724. HE'S MINE. I SAW HIM FIRST.

725. HEY, HE'S TAKING OFF!

726. AND AS I FLEW OFF THAT DAY,

727. I REALIZED I HAD BECOME A MAN.

728. THANKS A LOT, GAMERA.

729. HA-HAH, WAVE LIKE AN IDIOT, KENNY.

730. I MEAN "EIICHI." GAH, I CAN'T KEEP 'EM APART.

731. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

732. EIICHI, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MY BOY?

733. YES I AM, I'M FINE. GAMERA GAVE ME A RIDE.

734. YEAH, WELL COME ON. TELL US ALL ABOUT IT.

735. TEAR HIS COAT OFF, QUICK!

736. HEY LOOK. PICNIC STICK SICK.

737. AH, BIL KEANE LET BILLY DRAW THE STRIP TODAY.

738. EIICHI'S HOUSE. PLEASE HOLD, THANK YOU.

739. EIICHI'S HOUSE, MAY I HELP YOU? EIICHI'S HOUSE, HOLD PLEASE.

740. GAOS IS VERY BAD. HE CAN SHOOT OUT A RAY.

741. YESTERDAY HE HURT GAMERA'S LEG WITH THE RAY.

742. IT CUT HIM VERY DEEP. JUST LIKE A BIG KNIFE.

743. I DON'T BELIEVE IT. SUDDENLY THE KID'S

744. AN AUTHORITY ON EVERYTHING.

745. MM. BECAUSE HIS VOICE SOUNDS LIKE THAT.

746. IT SOUNDS AS IF HE SCREAMS "GAOS."

747. NOW, GIVE ME MORE LICORICE STICKS.

748. DR. AOKI, AS A ZOOLOGIST, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY THE BEAST IS?

749. WELL, I'D HAVE TO DEFER TO EIICHI ON THIS ONE.

750. WOULD YOU SAY IT'S A BIRD, OR IS IT A REPTILE?

751. I WOULD LIKE TO SAY. THERE ISN'T ANY RECORDED HISTORY OF IT.

752. LET'S JUST CALL IT A MONSTER.

753. I LIKE IT. IT'S SNAPPY.

754. WHAT ABOUT THIS SPECIAL RAY?

755. NOW, IS THERE ANY SORT OF ANIMAL THAT COULD PRODUCE THIS RAY?

756. THERE BE SOME SORT OF REASON.

757. MM. I DO HAVE A LITTLE DATA ON THIS.

758. UH, EIICHI DID AN ETCH-A-SKETCH.

759. DID HE JUST TEAR HIS SHORTS?

760. SUPERSONIC CUTTER.

761. IT WORKS THROUGH SOUND WAVES OSCILLATING

762. IN THE REGION OF 20.000 CYCLES.

763. WELL ABOVE THE RANGE OF HUMANS.

764. NOW HERE'S LUCY AND VIV AT THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.

765. THIS COULD BE USED IN SURGERY FOR PARTICULAR JOBS

766. WHERE A SCALPEL WOULD BE UNSUITABLE.

767. A PULSED OSCILLATION PRODUCES THE WAVES.

768. THEN THEY'RE BEAMED TO A METAL PLATE.

769. - THEN KABOOM. - AT THIS STAGE, THEY'RE QUITE WEAK.

770. SO THEY MUST BE AMPLIFIED AND MORE IMPORTANTLY

771. MUST BE CONCENTRATED.

772. I'LL LEAVE SPACE FOR LAUGH HERE.

773. AND THAT'S THE THEORY.

774. ONCE THE SOUND WAVES HAVE BEEN AMPLIFIED,

775. WELL, THEN, THEY BECOME A VERY POTENT ENERGY.

776. - POTENT. - OSCILLATING AT NINE MILLION CYCLES.

777. THEY CAN BE USED TO A VERY DESTRUCTIVE EFFECT.

778. - OOPS. - MY THEORY ABOUT THIS IS

779. THE MONSTER'S RAYS ARE PRODUCED THE SAME WAY.

780. IT'S JUST A THEORY.

781. EIICHI, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

782. IN ANY CASE, WE HAVE TO PROCEED FROM SOME THEORY.

783. AND IT'S THE ONLY ONE THAT WE HAVE RIGHT NOW.

784. YOU'RE PERHAPS WONDERING ABOUT THE MECHANISM

785. THAT PRODUCES THESE RAYS.

786. - WELL— - I LIKE IT!

787. ALL THE GIRLS WILL BE WEARING IT IN NO TIME.

788. - OOH. NOW THAT'S SCARY.

789. I FEEL LIKE I GOT X-RAY SPECS.

790. —AND THEN HIGHLY AMPLIFIED IN THE OTHER.

791. - OH, LIKE QUAD. - MM-HMM.

792. THE NECK AND THE SPINE MUST ALSO BE FORKED.

793. THIS IS THEN USED AS AN OSCILLATOR.

794. - REFLECTED FROM A PLATE IN THE MOUTH,

795. THERE'S YOUR BEAM.

796. THEN YOU MUST BE PRETTY SURE THE MONSTER HAS TWO THROATS.

797. - WHO SAID THAT? - OH YES, I AM.

798. WOULDN'T THIS TEND TO RESTRICT

799. THE MOVEMENT OF THE MONSTER'S HEAD?

800. SIT DOWN. COME ON.

801. IT DIDN'T TURN ITS HEAD WHILE IT WAS BEING ATTACKED.

802. WELL, THAT'S A WEAKNESS WE COULD USE TO ADVANTAGE.

803. IF WE COULD ARRANGE IN SOME WAY FOR IT TO BE DISTRACTED,

804. WE COULD ATTACK IT WITH SAFETY FROM THE REAR.

805. - MM-HMM. - DR. AOKI, TELL ME.

806. WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS GREEN GLOW IS?

807. WELL, I'M ONLY GUESSING. A SIGN OF HUNGER

808. - OR PERHAPS A SIGN OF RAGE. - OR A SIGN OF ENVY.

809. THIS IS NOT ESPECIALLY NEW IN THE ANIMAL WORLD.

810. A NUMBER OF FISH SPECIES HAVE A SIMILAR THING, TOO.

811. BUT STILL, WHY SHOULD THE MONSTER

812. CHOOSE TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE NOW?

813. - GRANDPA. - HE MUST SURELY HAVE BEEN HIDING SOMEWHERE

814. DEEP DOWN IN THE BOWELS OF THE EARTH

815. FOR HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS.

816. - ICK. - THAT'S RIGHT.

817. - PULL MY BEARD. —UNDISTURBED BY THE TWO RECENT ERUPTIONS.

818. - WOKEN FROM— - HI, DAVE.

819. IT COULD WELL HAVE BEEN TRAPPED IN SOME

820. DEEP SUBTERRANEAN AIR CAVITY.

821. BUT ONE THING I KNOW.

822. WE MUST FIND SOME WAY OF DESTROYING IT.

823. IT'S DEMONSTRATED ITS VICIOUSNESS.

824. IT'S A VICIOUS GOSSIP.

825. I HATE TO THINK WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF

826. IT CHOSE TO ATTACK THE CITY.

827. - WE MUST GET RID OF IT. - GOOD PLAN.

828. SO PLEASE. ARRANGE TO DESTROY THE BEAST.

829. - YES, I'LL DO THAT. - ON MY WAY HOME.

830. RIGHT. ALL THE PLANES ARE STANDING BY, SIR.

831. GOOD. GO AHEAD.

832. ROGER.

833. GO AHEAD.

834. CALLING "A" SQUADRON! CALLING "A" SQUADRON!

835. TAKE OFF NOW! ATTACK TO PROCEED NOW!

836. ATTACK TO PROCEED NOW!

837. THIS IS OUR MILITARY?

838. OH MY GOD.

839. OH. THERE'S THE GREEN GLOW AGAIN.

840. OH, MARILYN CHAMBERS—

841. I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT.

842. - IT'S A POCKET OF LUNG DISEASE. - EWW.

843. WAIT A MINUTE, HE'S MAKING POPCORN UP THERE.

844. RANDOM BOMBING SHOULD DO THE TRICK.

845. MM-HMM.

846. I THINK WE SHOULD DO A FRONTAL ATTACK FIRST, SIR.

847. EH, THOSE ARE THE GREEN RIDGE MOUNTAINS UP THERE.

848. DOING IT UP, AREN'T THEY?

849. AHH.

850. NOW, REGRETTABLY, THERE'S BOUND TO BE SOME COLLATERAL DAMAGE.

851. OOH! CAN YOU IMAGINE

852. WHAT THAT THING COULD DO FOR CATARACTS?

853. WELL, THAT'S WHAT THE JAPANESE EYE DOCTOR DRIVES.

854. A CATARACT.

855. I SAID I WOULD STAY HERE.

856. THAT WAS WORSE THAN ANTHONY NEWLEY.

857. - DAMN. - THIS IS GREAT!

858. GET MARKETING, PRONTO!

859. YES, SIR.

860. PLANES JUST DON'T STAND A CHANCE WITH THAT.

861. WE'LL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALTERNATIVE IDEA.

862. THIS IS JUST PLAIN MURDER.

863. I WISH GAMERA WOULD COME BACK HERE AGAIN.

864. THAT'S IT! EIICHI, I LOVE YOU!

865. LET'S GET OUR LITTLE TUB-BALL AN ICE CREAM SUNDAE,

866. - WHAT DO YOU SAY? - HE'S GONE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA AND STAY THERE

867. UNTIL HIS LEG GETS BETTER.

868. I WISH TO PLAY WITH CLAY NOW.

869. I'M ACTUALLY A TINY TIME PILL, YOU REALIZE.

870. GAMERA! JUST HURRY UP

871. AND GET WELL AGAIN, GAMERA!

872. AND GET PLENTY OF REST AND DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS

873. AND TAKE TWO ASPIRINS.

874. GAMERA!

875. EIICHI!

876. GAMERA!

877. EIICHI!

878. KENNY!

879. OH, YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD USE A LITTLE PEROXIDE ON THAT.

880. A LITTLE NEOSPORIN WOULD DO.

881. DON'T PICK AT IT EITHER. YOU DO NOT WANT TO DO THAT.

882. - HURRY UP AND GET WELL! - IT'S HARD TO RESIST.

883. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! I'M IN THE TUB!

884. OH, I JUST LOVE HANDEL'S WATER MUSIC.

885. IT'S SO PEACEFUL.

886. I WAS FANTASTIC LAST NIGHT.

887. HMM?

888. HEY, THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL.

889. EIICHI'S UNSCRAMBLING IT!

890. - SISTER! - SISTER!

891. UGH.

892. WAH-WAH-WAH-WAAAAAH.

893. HOSS, LITTLE JOE!

894. HOP SING! HOSS! LITTLE JOE!

895. ADAM!

896. YOU KNOW, WILD HORSES COULDN'T DRAG THIS PLOT ANY FURTHER.

897. —THINK EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT?

898. - GRANDPA SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL. - I'LL GO AND SEE.

899. - EIICHI! - NO, YOU WAIT.

900. - YOU GO TO BED. - DON'T WANT TO.

901. GO ON. YOU MUST GO STRAIGHT OFF TO BED NOW.

902. GO ON, THEN.

903. DID YOU EVER SEE THE LAST EMPEROR, SISTER?

904. OOH.

905. OH.

906. HMM?

907. - AHH...

908. THERE, I JUST MARKED OUR TERRITORY.

909. —AND THAT ONE COW. WHERE HAVE THEY ALL GONE TO?

910. WE'VE GOTTA GET SOME FRESH MILK FROM SOMEWHERE.

911. - DON'T LOOK AT ME. —I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'LL GET IT AT.

912. YEAH.

913. - OOH. OOH.

914. I'LL KILL HIM! I'LL KILL HIM!

915. - I'LL KILL HIM! - TAKE IT EASY, TAKE IT EASY!

916. - GET THE GUN. - COW COPS, IN COLOR.

917. - IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW.

918. - TAKE IT EASY. - IT'S ALL MY FAULT!

919. IT'S ALL MY FAULT! I'LL KILL 'EM!

920. WHEN I THINK ABOUT HIM, I TOUCH MYSELF.

921. I DO.

922. HE'S GOT A WADE SWEATER ON.

923. I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS HE'S A LITTLE CRAZY, THAT'S ALL.

924. AND WHAT DO YOU TWO WANT, EH?

925. HEY, IT'S JAMES HERRIOT.

926. YOU SEE, WE RAN COMPLETELY OUT OF FOOD AT THE SITE.

927. WE CAN'T BUY ANY ANYWHERE.

928. AND TOP OF THAT, MY VOICE IS CHANGING.

929. LOOKS LIKE YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO SELL A BIT OF MILK HERE.

930. WELL, I CAN'T. ALL OF MY DAIRY HERD

931. - RAN AWAY LAST NIGHT. - DID THEY?

932. BUT YOU CAN'T BLAME THAT ON US, THOUGH.

933. - IT'S NOT OUR FAULT. - YEAH?

934. WELL, HE THOUGHT IT WAS.

935. THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.

936. - THAT'S WHERE THE... - HE WENT OUT ALL LAST NIGHT.

937. TO TRY AND FIND THE COWS.

938. WHEN HE CAME BACK AGAIN, HE WAS QUITE CRAZY.

939. AND HE SAYS THAT THE WHOLE THING IS YOUR FAULT.

940. - THAT'S NONSENSE! - WE HAVEN'T TOUCHED THE COWS!

941. —SINCE YOU ARRIVED.

942. FIRST OF ALL, WE HAD THE VOLCANOES.

943. THEN WE HAD THE MONSTERS.

944. AND ALL SINCE YOU ARRIVED.

945. NOW. GET OUT!

946. - HEY! HEY!

947. EVERYBODY IN THE VILLAGE THERE!

948. EVERY FARMER WHO'S LOST A COW!

949. HEY, MRS. O'LEARY'S COW TIPPED OVER THE LANTERN.

950. COME ON! CALL THE MEN IN!

951. WE NEED MORE SKIN BRACER!

952. MENIN.

953. LET'S JUST FORGET THE MILK.

954. MUST YOU TAKE THAT WITH YOU EVERYWHERE?

955. - HUH? - OH, IT'S— OH.

956. MOM, IF THE U.N. CALLS, I'M PLAYING WITH MY SLOT CAR.

957. PUT YOUR TOYS AWAY.

958. DON'T YOU TOUCH THEM.

959. THEY'RE PART OF THE SET.

960. NOW I CAN'T DO THE NEXT SCENE.

961. WHOO-HOO!

962. EIICHI, NOT SO LOUD.

963. YOU'LL DISTURB GRANDDAD.

964. GRANDDAD'S ALREADY DISTURBED.

965. THEY'VE BEEN IN THERE FOR MORE THAN THREE HOURS NOW.

966. JUST SAYING THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER.

967. I SWEAR, THIS IS THE LAST BLANKET I'M WASHING.

968. —GETTING NOWHERE.

969. SO YOU THINK WE OUGHT TO WAIT A WHILE?

970. YES, I DO.

971. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ANIMALS RUNNING AWAY.

972. —A DISASTER IS COMING.

973. DON'T YOU THINK WE'D BE BETTER OFF

974. SELLING THE LAND NOW, WHILE WE CAN?

975. I'M AN OLD MAN, BUT WE'VE NEVER HAD

976. ANY TROUBLES LIKE THIS BEFORE.

977. NOT EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER.

978. - WHICH IS LAST WEDNESDAY. - I KNOW THAT WE'LL

979. LOSE SOME MONEY. BUT I'M STILL NOT SURE

980. WE WOULDN'T BE A LOT BETTER OFF IF WE TOOK

981. THE COMPANY'S PRESENT OFFER FOR THE LAND AND GOT OUT?

982. WHAT ABOUT THAT HIRED GUN NAMED SHANE?

983. YES, YOU'RE RIGHT. I CAN'T GET TO SLEEP AT NIGHT

984. FOR WORRYING ABOUT IT.

985. JUST WAITING FOR IT TO COME OUT.

986. IT'S STUPID OF YOU TO TAKE THIS ATTITUDE.

987. - DIG. - IF THEY KNOW YOU'RE WEAKENING,

988. WELL THEN, THEY'LL JUST DRIVE THE PRICE EVEN LOWER.

989. WILFORD BRIMLEY?

990. - NO. - YOU WANT TO GET MORE MONEY, DON'T YOU?

991. YOU WANT TO LET THE LAND GO FOR ANY LESS THAN IT'S WORTH?

992. DO YOU?

993. OF COURSE WE DON'T.

994. IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

995. SO THEN, TRUST ME.

996. JUST LET ME HANDLE THE NEGOTIATIONS FOR YOU.

997. DO YOU REALLY THINK WE CAN GET CALIFORNIA FOR US ALL?

998. HERE'S THE NEWS. THE MONSTER GAOS IS CAUSING

999. GREAT DAMAGE TO THE MOUNTAIN PROVINCES.

1000. UP TO NOW, NONE OF THE POLICE NOR THE ARMED SERVICES—

1001. - HMM? - HEY, THOSE HELMETS ARE MULTIPLYING.

1002. - OH. —GOING TO REPORT THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE ARE MISSING.

1003. WHAT?

1004. TURN DOWN THE RADIO!

1005. —AND POLICE AUTHORITIES.

1006. AAH! MORE HELMETS.

1007. YOU'RE LEAVING YOUR JOBS NOW?

1008. YES. MAY AS WELL.

1009. THERE'S NOTHING FOR US TO DO HERE NOW.

1010. WORK ON THE ROAD STOPPED ALTOGETHER.

1011. AND WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT THIS MONSTER, TOO.

1012. HEY, LOOKS LIKE IL DUCE UP THERE.

1013. - THE BIG BENITO? - MM-HMM.

1014. WELL, I'M SORRY TO SEE YOU GOING.

1015. - HOPE YOU FIND WORK. - DON'T FORGET TO CALL US

1016. WHEN THE WORK STOPS AGAIN, WILL YOU, BOSS?

1017. - OH, SURE. - YEAH, RIGHT.

1018. RIGHT. LET'S GO.

1019. ALL RIGHT. IF WE GET WORK.

1020. GET MOVING NOW. SEE YOU GUYS.

1021. HEY, WHERE'S MY HELMET?

1022. HOW LONG DO YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO STAY UP HERE?

1023. I'LL STAY AS LONG AS I'M IN CHARGE.

1024. YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF NOTHING, PAL.

1025. —I'M GONNA HAVE TO STAY.

1026. HEY LOOK, HE'S GOT A PAC-MAN JACKET.

1027. DO YOU TWO WANT TO MOVE OUT NOW?

1028. OF COURSE NOT.

1029. NEITHER OF US IS AFRAID OF THE MONSTER,

1030. SO WHY SHOULD WE LEAVE?

1031. HE DOESN'T WORRY US AT ALL.

1032. IS HE THE CATCHER IN THE RYE?

1033. - SHEESH. —YOU, SCARING US LIKE THAT?

1034. - "SCARING US LIKE THAT?" - THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF.

1035. WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?

1036. GAOS IS A VERY FEROCIOUS MONSTER.

1037. YOU MEAN YOU AIN'T SCARED?

1038. NOT AT DAYTIME. YOU SEE,

1039. HE ONLY COMES OUT IN THE NIGHT TIME.

1040. I THANK THE LORD FOR THE NIGHT TIME.

1041. TELL US HOW YOU FOUND THAT OUT.

1042. I WROTE IT DOWN IN MY DIARY.

1043. WHEN GAOS COMES OUT, I JUST WRITE DOWN THE TIME.

1044. USUALLY RIGHT AFTER CHEERS.

1045. - MM. - OH, I SEE.

1046. MITCH MILLER?

1047. IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ANY OF US THAT GAOS

1048. MIGHT BE A NOCTURNAL BEAST.

1049. HIDING OUT DURING THE DAYTIME,

1050. AND COMING OUT AT NIGHT.

1051. THAT'S RIGHT. WE NEVER SAW EVEN A GLIMPSE OF HIM

1052. DURING THE BOMBING ATTACK.

1053. HE KEPT RIGHT UNDERCOVER THE WHOLE TIME.

1054. IN THAT CASE, WE NEED ONLY WATCH FOR HIM AT NIGHT.

1055. AND YOU CAN CALL OFF YOUR TROOPS DURING THE DAYTIME, THEN.

1056. COMMANDER. DON'T YOU HAVE SOME SPECIAL NEW FLARES THAT'RE

1057. SUPPOSED TO BE PRACTICALLY AS LIGHT AS DAYLIGHT?

1058. YES, WE'VE BEEN DEVELOPING SOME

1059. SPECIALLY FOR ANTI-GUERILLA WARFARE

1060. KNOWN AS THE A.G.I.L. FLARE SYSTEM.

1061. - ... THING. - HOWEVER, THEY ARE STILL IN THE TRIAL STAGE.

1062. OH, WE GOTTA GO.

1063. - OKAY. - LET'S TRY THEM.

1064. IT SEEMS THAT GAOS IS SENSITIVE TO LIGHT.

1065. - THANKS, DAD. - AND IF IT DOES SEEM THAT HE HAS

1066. ANY PARTICULAR WEAKNESSES, WE MUST BE SURE TO EXPLOIT THEM.

1067. OKAY, NOW LISTEN, TOM. THIS IS THE DEUS EX MACHINA

1068. WHICH IS THE GOD MACHINE.

1069. OKAY? IN CASE WE CAN'T THINK OF ANY WAY TO END THE PLAY,

1070. - I'M GONNA LOWER YOU DOWN, OKAY? - OKAY.

1071. AND HAVE A BIG PRODUCTION ENDING, ALL RIGHT?

1072. - ROGER. - I CAN'T GET INTO THIS, JOEL.

1073. "ICH BIN EIN MONSTER?"

1074. - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? - ALL RIGHT.

1075. I JUST NEED YOU TO FAKE IT, OKAY?

1076. UH, LET'S HAVE THOSE FOOTLIGHTS, CAMBOT.

1077. - OOH. - UM, WELCOME TO OUR PRODUCTION,

1078. WHICH IS A COMBINATION OF THE GOTTERDAMMERUNG

1079. AND GAMERA VS. GAOS.

1080. WE CALL IT THE GAMERA-DAMERA.

1081. OKAY? OKAY, SPUDS, LET'S REALLY GET WORKING NOW.

1082. HERE WE GO.

1083. MEIN...

1084. - MEIN LIEBER SCHATZ— - OH, WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!

1085. OUCH, THAT HURT.

1086. OH BOY, THAT HURT.

1087. OH. TAKE THAT STUFF OUT.

1088. - WHAT A JIP. - HEY.

1089. A THOUSAND POINTS— I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE THIRD DEGREE!

1090. - ANSWER! - YOU KNOW WHAT BURNS MY BUTT?

1091. A FLAME ABOUT THAT HIGH.

1092. - YOU FOOL!

1093. I— I JUST HAPPEN TO BE COLD, THAT'S ALL.

1094. YOU COULD'VE FOOLED ME.

1095. - AAH! IT'S COMING! - IT'S COMING!

1096. - AAH! RICKY! AAH! - TAKE IT EASY.

1097. THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT NOW.

1098. NOT WITH THE NEW FLARES.

1099. EACH ONE OF THEM'S MORE THAN SIX MILLION CANDLE POWER.

1100. THAT'S FOUR TIMES BRIGHTER THAN THE MOON, WHEN AT MAXIMUM.

1101. - NEAT. - I'M VERY GLAD TO HEAR IT.

1102. I ONLY HOPE IT REALLY IS AFRAID OF THE LIGHT.

1103. WELL, DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN GO TO SLEEP NOW?

1104. —UNTIL WE'VE TESTED THE FLARES.

1105. YOU MEAN WE'VE GOTTA SIT UP ALL NIGHT?

1106. WELL, AFTER ALL, WE ARE THE ONES NEAREST TO THE HILL.

1107. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SIGNAL IMMEDIATELY

1108. IF WE SEE ANY SIGN OF MOVEMENT HERE.

1109. - YEAH. - YEAH. - YOU SLEEP FIRST.

1110. AND YOU KEEP CHECKING THE REPORTS ON THE RADIO.

1111. I'LL STAND UP HERE AND KEEP THROWING THINGS.

1112. YOU GET SOME SLEEP NOW, OKAY?

1113. ALL RIGHT. KEEP THE FIRE UP.

1114. YES SIR, I WILL.

1115. NOW, I'M JUST GONNA TAKE MY PICTURE HERE. YEAH.

1116. - AS A MEMENTO. - YOU GET SOME SLEEP.

1117. - WILL YOU BE OKAY? - OF COURSE I WILL.

1118. THAT SYMBOL ON HIS BACK IS JAPANESE FOR "I'M WITH STUPID."

1119. - WAIT.

1120. OH. THAT'S MY FAVORITE JOHN CAGE SONG.

1121. D'OH, WOULD YOU— NEXT TIME, I LEAD.

1122. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WATCH HERE.

1123. I'LL GET TO SLEEP.

1124. YEAH, SEE YOU LATER, THEN.

1125. HEY, IT'S A CHEESE RADIO.

1126. NO, IT'S THE ALL ORANGESICLE STATION, I THINK.

1127. YEP. CHECK IT OUT.

1128. - HMM. - OH MAN.

1129. I SHOULDN'T'VE HAD THAT TOFU CHILI.

1130. YEAAH!

1131. - HEY, BOSS! - "FREE BIRD!"

1132. - "FREE BIRD!" - WHOO!

1133. IT'S COMING! GET UP!

1134. WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

1135. WHAT? WHAT?

1136. CAN EIICHI COME OUT AND PLAY?

1137. FIRE THE SIGNAL!

1138. I'M YOUR WAKE-UP CALL!

1139. YES, WE'LL BE MUCH SAFER OUT HERE.

1140. - OOH.

1141. HEY, YOU MIGHT SAY HE'S GOT A REAL FLARE FOR THIS.

1142. - OPEN FIRE! - OPEN THE WINDOW FIRST,

1143. THEN FIRE!

1144. OOH. BOY.

1145. GRACE JONES TAKES ONE TO THE HEAD.

1146. - OUCH! - SHE CAN'T TAKE IT THERE.

1147. HA-HAH! THIS IS FUN!

1148. MODEL TANKS AREN'T WORKING, CAPTAIN.

1149. I'M BATMAN.

1150. FRIENDS, ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN, WOULD YOU LET ME TALK?

1151. I VANT TO DRINK YOUR BLOOD.

1152. HEY, COME ON, TOKYO. GIVE ME A HUG.

1153. I KNOW YOU GOT IT IN YOU.

1154. IT'S GAOS BUSCAGLIA HERE TALKING.

1155. OH, I LOVE TO LAUGH!

1156. LONG AND LOUD AND CLEAR!

1157. HE'S DOING LAP FOLDS.

1158. COME ON, THREE MORE. GIVE IT TO ME. COME ON.

1159. FEEL THE BURN. YOU GOTTA WANT IT. GO.

1160. - OOH. - OOPS.

1161. WELL, THAT COULD'VE GONE BETTER.

1162. CALL ME MARIAH.

1163. CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.

1164. WHOA, HE'S AIR-SURFIN'.

1165. WHOO!

1166. NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN.

1167. - IT'S MOVING OUT. - TO THE EAST SIDE.

1168. —MOVING TO THE SOUTH. - TO A DELUXE APARTMENT.

1169. —CENTRAL CITIES AND GIVE THEM WARNING!

1170. TELL THEM, EVACUATE WHERE THEY CAN!

1171. QUICKLY. THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME LEFT.

1172. THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!

1173. NO, TORY, NO!

1174. OH— HE SPIT ON THE WINDOW.

1175. —HOCKER.

1176. HEY, A SPLIT-LEVEL.

1177. OOH.

1178. OOH!

1179. MODEL TRAIN TO THE RESCUE!

1180. AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU USED DIAL?

1181. DON'T YOU WISH EVERYBODY DID?

1182. I DO.

1183. NO, NOT MISTER ROGERS' NEIGHBORHOOD! NO!

1184. OH...

1185. - IT'S PROBABLY BETTER. - YEAH.

1186. HMM. MUNCHY, CRUNCHY, CHOCOLATEY COMMUTERS.

1187. HMM-MM.

1188. ROAST 'EM, TENDERIZE 'EM.

1189. DOWN THEY GO.

1190. WHOA.

1191. GET ME, I'M DAVID COPPERFIELD!

1192. I'M GONNA MAKE THIS TRAIN DISAPPEAR.

1193. I GOT A FEELING ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE.

1194. - YEP. - OH, THEY— YEP.

1195. NEVER STAND IN GROUPS, FOLKS.

1196. OH, GOD. DORITO BREATH.

1197. - YUCK. - OOH.

1198. - SHARP TEETH. - ATTENTION, HERE IS

1199. A SPECIAL EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT.

1200. BLUES BROTHERS, RHYTHM AND BLUES REVIEW!

1201. —THE MONSTER IS KNOWN TO HATE—

1202. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

1203. IT'S LIZA!

1204. OOH, AND THAT'S JUST TO LIGHT THE PATIO.

1205. MM-HMM.

1206. —IS NOW OPEN. ALL CITIZENS

1207. SHOULD ASSEMBLE AT THE STADIUM.

1208. AND THERE ARE NO FUDGESICLES LEFT.

1209. PIZZA, PIZZA.

1210. LOOKS LIKE THE DODGERS LEFT BROOKLYN,

1211. AND IT'S PAYBACK TIME!

1212. HEY, IT'S HELMET DAY.

1213. IT'S A GERMAN AIR SHOW.

1214. THE MONSTER HAS DISAPPEARED TOWARD THE NORTHEAST.

1215. ITS WHEREABOUTS ARE NOT KNOWN.

1216. - CITIZENS— - SLEEP. SLEEP!

1217. —INDOORS AND KEEP THEIR LIGHTS ON.

1218. SO THAT THEY MAY BE CRUSHED MORE READILY.

1219. DAMN. WHERE IS IT NOW?

1220. WE CAN'T GO BACK WITHOUT A PICTURE.

1221. KEEP GOING TILL WE SEE IT.

1222. WE'RE PROBABLY WASTING OUR TIME.

1223. I BET IT'S MILES AWAY BY NOW.

1224. HEY, WHO'S ROCKIN' THE CAR?

1225. THERE IT IS! HURRY UP! QUICK!

1226. - OH, THEY'RE IN BROOKLYN. - AHH.

1227. QUICK! GET A PICTURE! HURRY! QUICK!

1228. HEY, YOU TOOK MY SOUL!

1229. HURRY! NOW! HEY—

1230. HEY, DID YOU GUYS BORROW THIS CAR FROM ALLEN FUNT?

1231. OH, HE'S STILL GOT A TWO-DOOR NOW.

1232. HURRY! COME ON! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

1233. GOT HALF A PAYMENT LEFT ON HIS LEASE.

1234. QUICK!

1235. THANK YOU. I'D LIKE A DOZEN WALLET-SIZED OF THAT, PLEASE.

1236. I'LL SMILE.

1237. ULTRA-BRIGHT SMILE.

1238. HEY. GAMERA.

1239. STARTING AS SECOND BASE...

1240. THEY'RE GONNA SETTLE IT LIKE REAL MEN.

1241. ON THE GRIDIRON!

1242. YEAH.

1243. TORO! TORO, TURTLE!

1244. OLE!

1245. OH, SORRY. GIANT TURTLE COMING THROUGH.

1246. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

1247. HEY YOU GUYS, LET'S DO THAT CHEER WE WORKED OUT.

1248. - WHOO! - HE'S GOING AGAIN.

1249. SPIRIT!

1250. HEY, UH, HOW DOES GAMERA STEER?

1251. - I— GOT ME. - I DON'T KNOW.

1252. OOH. TRAGEDY STRUCK

1253. AT THE MIDWAY TILT-A-WHIRL TODAY.

1254. THAT'S NICE.

1255. COOL.

1256. COLD BEER! PEANUTS!

1257. GAOS PROGRAMS HERE!

1258. FROSTY MALTS!

1259. - HOW DOES HE DO THAT? - I DON'T KNOW.

1260. HE'S TUMBLING.

1261. OKAY.

1262. YOU KNOW, I BET THE HOLE IN THE OZONE

1263. IS THIS BIRD'S FAULT.

1264. JOEL, HOW DOES GAMERA FLY?

1265. - I DON'T KNOW. - WHY IS THERE AIR?

1266. - WHY IS THE SKY BLUE? - WHAT'S VIETNAM?

1267. CHEAP TRICK, AT BUDDAKAN.

1268. NEAT.

1269. UH-OH.

1270. OH, HE'S BLOWN A GASKET,

1271. AND THAT MEANS BACK TO THE PITS FOR GAMERA.

1272. - I THINK GAOS IS LOSING— - GAMERA'S WINNING!

1273. HEY, SOMEBODY DOESN'T HAVE A BUDDY.

1274. HEY, YOU IN THE MIDDLE, GET A BUDDY.

1275. UH-OH.

1276. NO, GAMERA!

1277. HELP, MR. WIZARD!

1278. PULL UP! PULL UP!

1279. OH!

1280. - HE HIT THE POPEYE CONVENTION! - HOW EMBARRASS-KING.

1281. HMM.

1282. HEY, I'VE GOT CONTACTS! BE CAREFUL, COME ON.

1283. CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY!

1284. YOU GUYS, I SWEAR I DREAMT THIS LAST NIGHT.

1285. OH MAN, WE'RE RAMEN NOW!

1286. GAME OVER, MAN!

1287. OH, GREAT. NOW YOU'VE MADE THE SUN GOD MAD.

1288. GOOD ONE.

1289. I'M THE SUN GOD. I'M MAD.

1290. LET GO! I DON'T WANNA GET MY HAIR WET.

1291. HEY! LOOK AT THE MONSTER'S—

1292. HEY, CHECK IT OUT, A COUPLE OF MONSTERS GOING AT IT. NEAT!

1293. THERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY, CHAUNCEY.

1294. - WHAT'S THAT? - COUPLE OF MONSTERS

1295. - GOING AT IT. - OH.

1296. MOM, HE WON'T LET GO!

1297. HEY!

1298. HEY, KNOCK IT OFF DOWN THERE.

1299. I MEAN IT.

1300. UGH. OH.

1301. GOT A REAL TOEHOLD ON HIM, DOESN'T HE?

1302. OH! DO NOT FEED CHICKEN BONES TO YOUR TURTLE.

1303. NN-NN.

1304. OH, I HOPE THAT'S NOT MR. BUBBLE,

1305. OR GAMERA'S GONNA GET A KIDNEY INFECTION.

1306. I'M TELLING YOU, HE WAS 3.300 POUNDS

1307. IF HE WAS AN OUNCE!

1308. THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY.

1309. IT'S TOO HOT! THE WATER'S BOILING!

1310. AAH!

1311. - WELL, THAT'S IT. LET'S GO, YOU GUYS. - THAT'S THE END.

1312. - THAT'S IT. - ... OH.

1313. - DARN. - JEEZ, WHAT A NIGHT THAT WAS LAST NIGHT.

1314. YEAH, IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR OLD GAMERA HELPING OUT,

1315. YOU'RE RIGHT.

1316. YEAH, I LOST 50 BUCKS ON THAT.

1317. HEY. WHAT'S THAT THERE?

1318. HEY. FIND A PENNY, PICK IT UP.

1319. ALL DAY LONG, WE'LL HAVE GOOD LUCK.

1320. LET'S GO!

1321. HEY, LET'S GO DOWN TO IT AND LOOK.

1322. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

1323. YUCK.

1324. IT'S GAOS' FOOT!

1325. I'LL GET THE SAUCE. SHOULD I GET THE SAUCE?

1326. I'LL GET THE SAUCE.

1327. LATER THAT SAME YEAR.

1328. WE SAW IT LYING IN THE WATER HERE.

1329. YEAH, DOWN HERE!

1330. COME ON, QUINCY, YOU GOTTA HELP US!

1331. IT'S OVER HERE!

1332. THIS WAS NO BOATING ACCIDENT!

1333. —SMALLER NOW. - YEAH.

1334. IT WAS A LOT BIGGER BEFORE, SEE?

1335. OH, I SEE— HUH?

1336. HOW COULD IT SHRINK IN SIZE IN HALF AN HOUR?

1337. NO, I SWEAR, IT WAS A LOT BIGGER WHEN WE FIRST SAW IT.

1338. - UH-HUH. - YOU'RE MAD!

1339. NO, IT'S QUITE TRUE WHAT HE SAID.

1340. SEE, IT'S COLD WATER. HAVEN'T YOU MEN— OH, NEVER MIND.

1341. SORRY.

1342. I TELL YOU, WHEN I FIRST CAME ACROSS IT DOWN BY THE BEACH,

1343. IT WAS ALMOST TWICE THAT SIZE.

1344. AND THAT'S WHEN I STARTED TALKING LIKE GEORGIE JESSEL.

1345. IT MIGHT BE WORTHWHILE CHECKING IT OUT ANYWAY.

1346. WE MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING FROM IT.

1347. AND GOD KNOWS, WE NEED ANY INFORMATION WE CAN GET.

1348. YES, OF COURSE, SIR.

1349. - MM-HMM. - MM-HMM.

1350. EW, THAT'S PROBABLY HIS EARWAX.

1351. UGH, POST-NASAL DRIP.

1352. - AIR IT OUT, MAN. - COME ON IN.

1353. WELCOME TO MY HOME.

1354. IT WAS FEATURED LAST MONTH IN BETTER HOMES AND GARGOYLES.

1355. EWW.

1356. - UGH. - BIG OLD HANGNAIL THERE, HUH?

1357. OW.

1358. I'M GOING TO A DIFFERENT VET NEXT TIME.

1359. OOH, COOL.

1360. HEY, I TOLD MY MOM I WAS GONNA GROW ANOTHER FOOT,

1361. AND SHE KNIT ME THREE SOCKS.

1362. —THE NEXT CELL TYPE.

1363. ADD FOUR.

1364. IT'S TRUE. YOU'RE AS IMPOTENT AS A DISH RAG, PHIL.

1365. OOH.

1366. WHO'S MAKING BEER? I SMELL YEAST.

1367. TO TEST AN ODD THEORY THAT JUST OCCURRED TO ME.

1368. - I'M A GUY. - IT'S WORTH A TRY.

1369. TRY OUT THE ULTRAVIOLET TEST.

1370. - YES. - ULTRAVIOLET? SHE'S HERE?

1371. ULTRAVIOLET TEST? WHAT'S THE POINT?

1372. NO POINT, JUST SOMETHING TO DO.

1373. —THE DECIDING FACTOR IN ATTACKING THE BEAST.

1374. IT DOES SEEM UNLIKELY.

1375. BUT WE'VE GOT TO THE STAGE WHERE WE'RE WILLING

1376. TO CLUTCH AT STRAWS.

1377. HEY, THEY CHAR-BROILED HIS FOOT.

1378. GET THE K.C. MASTERPIECE.

1379. OOH.

1380. AND HERE COMES THE PONDEROSA HEAT LAMP.

1381. IT KEEPS THE JO JO POTATOES WARM.

1382. ALL RIGHT. WE'RE READY TO BEGIN THE TEST.

1383. ALL RIGHT. NUMBER TWO PENCILS, AND BOOKS OPEN.

1384. HOPE THIS DOESN'T AFFECT THE TASTE.

1385. OH NO, NO, NO. IT'S COOKING UNEVENLY.

1386. THEY NEED A MICRO-GO-ROUND.

1387. BALLPARK FEET. THEY SHRINK WHEN YOU COOK 'EM.

1388. THEY SMELL LIKE IT, TOO.

1389. WOOF.

1390. - HMM? - LOOK.

1391. AT WHAT? OH.

1392. TURN IT OFF.

1393. GOSH, THAT LOOKS GOOD. WHO WANTS HEEL?

1394. I WAS RIGHT. PURE ULTRAVIOLET RAYS

1395. CAN EAT INTO TISSUE.

1396. - I SEE. - AHH.

1397. WELL, IN THAT CASE THEN,

1398. IF THE MONSTER STAYS OUT IN THE SUN,

1399. - IT MUST DIE, HUH? - THAT'S RIGHT.

1400. OOH, HE'S HARD ON SHOES.

1401. CAN'T KEEP THIS KID IN TENNIS SHOES, I TELL YA.

1402. NN-NN.

1403. OH, AND HE'S NEVER GONNA PLAY PIANO AGAIN.

1404. LOOK AT THAT.

1405. AHH. YEAH.

1406. OH YEAH, AND THE— OOP.

1407. AAH!

1408. I DON'T BELIEVE I DID THAT!

1409. OW! BOY, DID THAT HURT.

1410. THAT FOOT'S NEVER GONNA HEAL.

1411. NN-NN.

1412. ACTUALLY, HE'S SINGING "I FEEL PRETTY."

1413. - OH. - YEP.

1414. WELL, AS SOON AS THE MORNING SUN CAME UP—

1415. - LET'S GO FISHING. - IT SORT OF CHANGED IN ITS COLORS.

1416. ALL ITS HEAD WENT BRIGHT RED.

1417. OH, I SEE. A SORT OF DANGER SIGNAL.

1418. WELL, IT DOES SEEM THAT THE EXPERIMENT

1419. HAS PROVED ONE THING CONCLUSIVELY.

1420. AND THAT IS, THE ONLY WAY OF KILLING THE BEAST

1421. IS TO KEEP IT OUT IN THE SUNLIGHT.

1422. OH, PREMATURELY AGE IT TO DEATH.

1423. BUT THAT WON'T BE EASY.

1424. OUT OF SHEER SELF-PRESERVATION,

1425. THE MONSTER WON'T COME OUT DURING THE DAYTIME.

1426. WOULDN'T IT BE POSSIBLE TO BUILD AN EXTRA-LARGE

1427. ULTRAVIOLET-RAY PROJECTOR AND ATTACK IT WITH THAT?

1428. MAN, THAT GUY THINKS ON HIS FEET,

1429. - YOU KNOW THAT? - MM-HMM.

1430. WE CAN NEVER BUILD ONE THAT WOULD BE LARGE ENOUGH

1431. TO BE EFFECTIVE. AND EVEN IF WE COULD BUILD ONE,

1432. IT WOULD BE FAR TOO LARGE TO BE MOBILE.

1433. - MM-HMM. - THE ONLY ANSWER I CAN SEE

1434. IS LURE IT OUT INTO THE DAYLIGHT—

1435. AND BEAT THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF HIM!

1436. I KID, THE DAYLIGHTS.

1437. —KEEP IT ON THE RUN UNTIL AFTER THE SUN CAME OUT.

1438. SO THAT'S THE WAY WE OUGHT TO BE MOVING NOW.

1439. THERE HAS TO BE A WAY.

1440. - LET'S THINK ABOUT IT. - WHERE'S EIICHI?

1441. —WITH SOME PLAN. WHAT DO YOU SAY, CHIEF?

1442. UH, I, UH, DIDN'T EXPECT TO BE CALLED ON.

1443. - I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING. - IT'S VERY DIFFICULT

1444. YES, IT IS.

1445. - EIICHI. - I CAN COME IN HERE, I RULE THIS PLACE!

1446. LET ME GO.

1447. YOU SAW GAMERA FIGHT WITH GAOS. IS THAT RIGHT?

1448. - BOING. - MM-HMM. - HOW'D HE BEAT HIM?

1449. - TELL ME, EH? - YOU'RE INTERRUPTING

1450. AN IMPORTANT MEETING, DON'T YOU SEE?

1451. YOU'RE FIRED!

1452. - I'M SORRY— - CAN HE FIRE HIS SISTER?

1453. AH, THIS EIICHI HERE.

1454. HE'S THE ONE WHO RODE ON GAMERA'S BACK.

1455. GAMERA'S A GOOD FRIEND OF HIS, HUH?

1456. HE'S A REAL EXPERT ON MONSTERS NOW.

1457. - YOU'RE JOKING. - YES, I AM.

1458. TELL ME, DIDN'T YOU GET GIDDY UP ON GAMERA'S BACK?

1459. - GIDDY? - OH NO. GAMERA ALWAYS FLIES STRAIGHT AHEAD

1460. WITHOUT TURNING IT OFF.

1461. THAT'S IT! I COULD KISS YOU AGAIN!

1462. I MEAN— I'M KIDDING.

1463. LET THE RECORD SHOW I WAS KIDDING.

1464. —THE ANSWER. IF WE COULD ONLY

1465. KEEP GAOS STILL IN ONE PLACE.

1466. AND THEN FIND SOME WAY OF MAKING HIM DIZZY.

1467. - DIZZY? - CHAMPAGNE!

1468. ALL ANIMALS' SENSE OF BALANCE

1469. IS GOVERNED MAINLY BY THE EARDRUMS.

1470. THE INNER EAR CONTROLS EQUILIBRIUM.

1471. WE LOSE OUR BALANCE WHEN WE SPIN AROUND RAPIDLY.

1472. I'LL DEMONSTRATE. WHOO...

1473. —OF LURING GAOS INTO A PLATFORM.

1474. A PRATFALL?

1475. —ARRANGE FOR THE PLATFORM TO REVOLVE RAPIDLY.

1476. THE MONSTER WILL BE COMPLETELY UNABLE TO MOVE.

1477. - HMM. - THEN KEEP HIM THERE UNTIL DAYLIGHT.

1478. ALL RIGHT, BUT WHERE COULD WE GET A PLATFORM OF THAT SIZE?

1479. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH TIME TO BUILD ONE

1480. OF THE SIZE THAT WE NEED.

1481. - I GOT ONE IN MY ROOM! —UPSTAIRS, HERE!

1482. ON THE ROOF.

1483. YOU KNOW, HE'S RIGHT AGAIN!

1484. OPERATION WHIRLYBIRD

1485. COMMENCES NOW!

1486. HOLIDAY INN, TOWERING A FULL

1487. FOUR STORIES OVER THE CITY.

1488. THE MEMBERS OF THE FORCE TEN FROM NAVARONE

1489. SNAP INTO ACTION.

1490. HEADQUARTERS. SUB-STATION HERE.

1491. FIREMAN ABILITY HAS BEEN INCREASED BY OVER 300%.

1492. ADDITIONAL FIRE CAN BE MADE AVAILABLE NOW.

1493. - GOOD. - GOT IT.

1494. ADAM AND EVE IN A RAFT. WRECK 'EM.

1495. - ALL RIGHT. - AND WE NEED MORE GLOVES.

1496. THEY LOVE THEIR GLOVES.

1497. HEY, SIR, IT'S THE COFFEE PERCOLATOR.

1498. WE'RE GONNA GET HIM REALLY CAFFEINED UP

1499. AND GIVE HIM A MEAN BUZZ. THAT'S IT.

1500. HEY, IT'S A SWINGIN' 60s APARTMENT.

1501. THINK IT'LL BE STRONG ENOUGH?

1502. WELL, GAOS IS OVER 200 FEET LONG.

1503. MUST WEIGH 25 TONS.

1504. WELL, I WOULDN'T WANT HIM IN THE TOP BUNK.

1505. - MM-MM. - GOOD WORK.

1506. INFORM THE SUB-STATION MEN.

1507. THEN TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.

1508. —TO STAND UP ON THAT THING, HUH?

1509. THAT'S A SECRET YOU'LL DISCOVER LATER.

1510. OLD MAN!

1511. THE CONTROL. IT'S BEEN REINFORCED.

1512. ALL THE WIRING'S BEEN COMPLETED NOW.

1513. - GOT IT. - GET IT. GOOD.

1514. CAPTAIN, HAS ALL THE WIRING BEEN COMPLETED YET?

1515. - YES, SIR.

1516. THE PRESIDENT.

1517. COOL WASH.

1518. I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE THE DELI STACKER

1519. ON THE NINE GRAIN.

1520. EITHER MY EARS ARE BURNING, OR SOMEONE'S ORDERING LUNCH.

1521. OH, THEY'RE BRINGING DOWN THE GO-GO CAGE TO DANCE IN HERE?

1522. WATCH IT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

1523. - ALL RIGHT. - CHECK THE FLARES. GET READY NOW.

1524. GET BUCKY FULLER ON THE LINE! WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO FINISH IT!

1525. HEY, CHECK— CHECK ON THE MIC.

1526. CHECK ONE, CHECK TWO. COULD I GET SOME MORE MONITOR HERE?

1527. - TWO, TWO. - BREAKER-NINER-ONE.

1528. - BREAKER-NINER-ONE. - GOOD, PUT IT IN NOW.

1529. HEY, BOSS!

1530. SKINNY AND FATTY FROM THE CHILDREN'S FILM FESTIVAL.

1531. I SUPPOSE YOU COULD CALL IT A FOUNTAIN.

1532. - PETE FOUNTAIN? - NO.

1533. GAOS IS KNOWN TO LIKE HUMAN BLOOD.

1534. - HEY, BUT WHO DOESN'T? —WILL SPRAY OUT A SUBSTANCE

1535. WHICH RESEMBLES HUMAN BLOOD, BOTH IN SMELL AND IN TASTE.

1536. - WHO TESTED IT? - WE'RE HOPING IT'S GOING TO LURE HIM TO THE PEDESTAL.

1537. UGH...

1538. THE SCIENTISTS ARE WORKING ON HOW TO MAKE

1539. A SUITABLE LIQUID IN THE LABORATORY.

1540. THEY'RE FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO GET JUST THE RIGHT QUANTITY.

1541. SO WHY DON'T YOU TWO HEAD OVER THERE?

1542. DO YOU THINK IT'LL WORK OUT ALL RIGHT?

1543. IT'S SIMPLY GOT TO WORK OUT ALL RIGHT.

1544. - NOW BACK TO WORK. - RIGHT.

1545. YEAH, I'M SENDING OVER A COUPLE OF BLOOD DONORS.

1546. - THE SHUTTLES ARE READY— - ONE COOKIE

1547. AND A CHEESE DINGLEBERRY AND A BOUNCE-AROUND.

1548. COME ON, PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP!

1549. - HEY, BOSS— MESSENGER. - RIGHT.

1550. IT'S AN ARMY OF METER-MEN.

1551. - MORNING! - MORNING! HAD YOUR COFFEE?

1552. DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO SPARE?

1553. YES, WHAT IS IT?

1554. UH, YOU SEE, WE WANT TO WITHDRAW

1555. OUR PREVIOUS OBJECTION TO THE ROAD.

1556. - AND SUBMIT A NEW ONE. - DO YOU NOW?

1557. WE WANT TO SELL THE LAND NOW, AT THE PRICE YOU OFFERED.

1558. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

1559. THAT ALL THE WORK ON THE ROAD HAS ALREADY BEEN STOPPED NOW.

1560. WE MAY CHANGE THE COURSE.

1561. YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT.

1562. I'LL TELL MY BOSS, AND HE'LL GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU.

1563. NOW I'VE GOT THIS MONSTER THING TO DEAL WITH.

1564. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

1565. AND WHAT THE DEVIL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING OUT HERE?

1566. HEY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HOME MILKING THE COWS, OLD MAN.

1567. EH? IF YOU ARE WEAKENING NOW,

1568. YOU WILL LOSE IT ALL.

1569. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?

1570. JUST DO EXACTLY WHAT WE AGREED, HUH?

1571. - LISTEN, THOUGH, ARE YOU QUITE SURE

1572. THAT WE'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING?

1573. THEY SAY THEY MAY EVEN CHANGE THE COURSE OF THE ROAD.

1574. NONSENSE. RUMORS!

1575. - YOU'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING. - INNUENDO.

1576. - YOU LEAVE IT TO ME, WILL YOU?

1577. HEY, CAN YOU GET THE SUBPLOT OFF THE ROAD PLEASE?

1578. COME ON.

1579. TRYING TO KILL A MONSTER HERE.

1580. CONVOY, STARRING ALI MacGRAW.

1581. ALL PREPARATIONS COMPLETED.

1582. - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY, YOU CAN SIT DOWN THEN.

1583. - I FEEL SO SILLY. - SIT DOWN.

1584. ALL THIS WORK TO REDESIGN.

1585. I STILL SMELL BEER. I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

1586. - DR. AOKI. - TIME FOR KARAOKE.

1587. - LOOK AT THIS NOW. - YES.

1588. - YOU'VE DONE IT. - IT'S A BABY BOY.

1589. ALL OF THE QUALITIES OF HUMAN BLOOD.

1590. I'M GRATEFUL. I'M GRATEFUL!

1591. IT'S A GRAPE-LIKE BEVERAGE.

1592. THE WIND'S BLOWING IN FROM THE WEST NOW. JUST ABOUT THE RIGHT VELOCITY.

1593. I DIDN'T KNOW TENNESSEE TUXEDO WAS IN THIS MOVIE.

1594. GOOD. COMMANDER.

1595. OH, TIME TO GO.

1596. - OH. - EVERYTHING'S IDEAL

1597. - LET'S DO IT. - LET'S FALL IN LOVE.

1598. SET THE TRAP TONIGHT.

1599. I AGREE. CONTACT ALL OPERATIONAL POINTS.

1600. RIGHT.

1601. AND THIS— UP BOY, UP! COME ON, BOY, COME ON!

1602. UP! THROUGH THE HOOP! COME ON, BOY! UP!

1603. D'AH, HIS NAME USED TO BE LIGHTNING.

1604. COME ON, YOU MISERABLE SON OF A— COME ON!

1605. WELL, UM, WELL, THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

1606. AFTER HE JUMPS THROUGH THE HOOP.

1607. - THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

1608. THANK YOU. AND...

1609. HEY, THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1610. LET'S KEEP IT GOING FOR TOM SERVO

1611. - AND GROMIT, THE WONDER DOG.

1612. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1613. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THEM BACK REALLY, REALLY SOON.

1614. A FINE, FINE PERFORMANCE BY THOSE TWO YOUNGSTERS.

1615. AND NOW, BEFORE WE BRING OUT OUR NEXT GUEST,

1616. I'D LIKE TO SAY HELLO TO A VERY, VERY SPECIAL LADY

1617. HERE IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT. WHERE IS SHE?

1618. OH, THERE SHE IS.

1619. HI— HI, EVERYBODY.

1620. THANK YOU, DEAR. THANK YOU.

1621. GYPSY'S IN TOWN THIS WEEK, TAKING OVER FOR PAT CARROLL

1622. IN GERTRUDE STEIN, GERTRUDE STEIN, GERTRUDE STEIN.

1623. BUT NOW, RIGHT HERE IN OUR SATELLITE,

1624. A BRIGHT YOUNG JUGGLER AND MAGICIAN.

1625. LET'S HAVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE

1626. FOR GAOS THE GREAT.

1627. HEY! GET THE PLATES.

1628. HEY! HEY! HEY!

1629. HEY!

1630. NUMBER TWO— GET THE NEXT ONE.

1631. OW. OW-OW-OW.

1632. THE FIRST ONE NOW! THE FIRST— OH!

1633. GOOD, GET IT! COME ON.

1634. AY— HEY!

1635. OW. DOGGONE IT.

1636. YOU'RE LOSING 'EM. JUGGLE OR SOMETHING.

1637. COME ON.

1638. COME ON. OH—

1639. PLEASE, COME ON. THIRD ONE.

1640. GET BACK TO THE FIRST ONE—

1641. - THANK YOU, THANK YOU. - AND NOW, FOR THE YOUNGSTERS,

1642. WE HAVE TO CUT AWAY NOW FOR THE YOUNGSTERS' COMMERCIAL SIGN.

1643. YOU GUYS ARE WORSE THAN ALLEN AND ROSSI.

1644. THANK YOU.

1645. YOU TOLD ME YOU COULD SPIN PLATES.

1646. WELL, I THOUGHT I COULD.

1647. YOU GUYS SHOULD BE ON THE GONG SHOW.

1648. OOH.

1649. HERE WE GO.

1650. PULL THE PRESSURE UP HIGHER!

1651. HEY, IT'S A BLOOD ATOMIZER.

1652. - HEY. - AND I WAS WORRIED ABOUT FRION

1653. WRECKING THE ENVIRONMENT.

1654. EWW.

1655. HEY, HE LOVES RUNNING THROUGH THE SPRINKLER.

1656. - MUST NOT BE HIS TYPE. - NN-NN.

1657. THIS IS A GREAT VIEW UP HERE.

1658. - OOH. - HE'S MAD 'CAUSE IT'S LAST CALL.

1659. WHOA!

1660. LOOK OUT! GET DOWN!

1661. GET DOWN WITH IT WITH...

1662. UH-OH.

1663. PUT THE PRESSURE ON HIGHER!

1664. WHAT, THE BLOOD PRESSURE?

1665. OKAY, LET'S FACE IT. HE LIKES BLOOD,

1666. BUT NOT THE WAY YOU MAKE IT.

1667. OOH.

1668. ALL RIGHT, IT'S A LAST RESORT,

1669. BUT SEND UP THE PEEL-AND-EAT HUMANS.

1670. OOH.

1671. WELL, IT'S PRETTY. YOU GOTTA ADMIT THAT, DON'T YOU?

1672. AW, THAT DID IT. HE'S GONNA HAVE A FACIAL NOW.

1673. MM. I SHOULDN'T REALLY,

1674. BUT HERE GOES.

1675. - EW. - OH.

1676. I SAID A "BUD LIGHT," NOT A "BLOOD LIGHT."

1677. LOOKS MORE LIKE TAHITIAN TREAT.

1678. OOH.

1679. SET IT TO 33 RPMs.

1680. WHOA, EITHER I'M SPINNING,

1681. OR THIS IS SOME REALLY GOOD BLOOD HERE.

1682. - FASTER NOW! - RIGHT!

1683. FASTER!

1684. DID YOU WANNA GO FASTER?

1685. WHEE!

1686. GET THE SPEED HIGHER!

1687. THAT HOWARD JOHNSON WAS DESIGNED FOR SPEED.

1688. —I'M SURE THAT'S SAFE FOR AT LEAST THREE HOURS.

1689. - SO GOOFY. - TOP SPEED NOW!

1690. OPERATION GOOFY NOW IN EFFECT.

1691. IT'S GOOD, BUT IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS BLOOD CLASSIC.

1692. - WHAT IS IT RIGHT NOW? - THREE MINUTES.

1693. IS HE SUPPOSED TO THINK HE'S TAKING DANCE CLASS?

1694. I'M NOT...

1695. OOH. OOH!

1696. - SOMETHING WRONG. - SOMETHING SERIOUS?

1697. WE'RE JUST GONNA DIE, THAT'S ALL.

1698. OH, WELL— OH.

1699. - OOH. - NOW LOOK! THE POWER'S GOING.

1700. NOTHING LIKE A BLOODY MARY IN THE MORNING.

1701. - HOW LONG TILL SUNRISE? - JUST ONE MINUTE.

1702. TEQUILA SUNRISE?

1703. LOOK, THE SUN'S COMING UP NOW.

1704. RIDIN' WITH LADY LUCK!

1705. OH GOOD, THEY PUT HIM ON A BIG MECHANICAL BULL NOW.

1706. THAT'LL REALLY SCREW HIM UP.

1707. YOU KNOW, HE GETS VIOLENT WHEN HE DRINKS FROM THAT.

1708. YEAH, THAT BLOOD'S GOING RIGHT TO HIS HEAD.

1709. —HELP NOW.

1710. IT MUST BE WEAKENING.

1711. OH, NOW LOOK, HE'S EMBARRASSED.

1712. NOW, IF YOU HAD A HEAD SHAPED LIKE A DIXIE CUP,

1713. - YOU'D BE EMBARRASSED TOO. - YOU GOT ME THERE.

1714. - WHAT'S HAPPENING? - POWER'S GOING!

1715. I DON'T THINK THE SUB-STATION'S GONNA HOLD OUT!

1716. - WE ONLY NEED FIVE MINUTES. - FIVE MINUTES!

1717. THERE ISN'T ANY POWER COMING THROUGH AT ALL NOW!

1718. WOULDN'T PAY THE BILL.

1719. - WHAT'S UP? - IT'S GONE. IT'S GONE.

1720. SUB-STATION'S BURNING NOW!

1721. WE'LL HAVE TO GO TO SCHLOTZSKY'S.

1722. FINISH IT! FINISH IT!

1723. WHOO!

1724. AH— AAH—

1725. I NEVER LIKED YOU! I NEVER LIKED YOU!

1726. COME HERE!

1727. POOR SLOB, SOMEBODY BETTER CALL HIM A SOBER CAB.

1728. LOOK AT HIM!

1729. NOW THAT'S— THAT'S GETTING CRUSHED, ISN'T IT, STEVE?

1730. WE'RE DEAD, AREN'T WE?

1731. - THAT WOULD BE US. - MAKE A FOUNTAIN OF BLOOD.

1732. I DON'T BELIEVE IT...

1733. THERE HE GOES AGAIN.

1734. OOH.

1735. OR SOMETHING.

1736. HE MUST REALLY PIT OUT SHIRTS, YOU KNOW?

1737. YEAH, I THINK SO.

1738. HUH. KINDA HANDY.

1739. OH, HE'S GONNA GET PULLED OVER FOR SURE.

1740. YEAH.

1741. UH, HONEY, COULD YOU HAND ME

1742. THAT "BIRDS OF JAPAN" BOOK?

1743. A FLASH-BULLETIN!

1744. THE LATEST OF MEN'S EFFORTS TO DESTROY THE MONSTER GAOS

1745. HAVE FAILED MISERABLY.

1746. THERE SEEMS TO BE NO WAY TO DESTROY

1747. THIS MONSTROUS AND DANGEROUS BEAST.

1748. THE EFFORTS OF SCIENTISTS HAVE FAILED,

1749. - AND PEOPLE'S HOPES ARE FADING. - AWW.

1750. MY HOPE IS FADING.

1751. IF ONLY GAMERA WOULD COME BACK.

1752. THAT'S IT! I COULD KISS YOU!

1753. FOR THE THIRD TIME!

1754. MAYBE NOT.

1755. - OH, SO WHAT IS THIS?

1756. HOW GREEN IS MY VALLEY, ALL OF A SUDDEN?

1757. OH, EIGHT BOXES OF LITTLE DEBBIES.

1758. HE'S TOO BIG TO GET UP NOW.

1759. HAS HE GROWN?

1760. - WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT? - HEADMAN,

1761. THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BUY THE LAND.

1762. THAT'S RIGHT, AND IF WE HADN'T LISTENED

1763. TO YOUR STUPID ADVICE, WE COULD'VE ALL HAD MONEY

1764. - IN THE BANK BY NOW. - JUST WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

1765. WAIT A MINUTE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

1766. - I REALLY HAVEN'T. - DON'T LIE TO US!

1767. YOU KNEW. TOKI WENT ALONG TO THE ROAD CORPORATION HEADQUARTERS.

1768. THEY'RE CHANGING THE COURSE OF THE ROAD.

1769. I JUST DON'T BELIEVE A WORD OF IT!

1770. - IT'S NONSENSE, THAT'S WHAT! - NONSENSE!

1771. THEY'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO FRIGHTEN YOU.

1772. WE'VE LISTENED LONG ENOUGH TO YOU.

1773. IT WAS YOUR ADVICE THAT GOT US INTO THIS.

1774. IT'S YOUR FAULT!

1775. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU'D BETTER THINK ABOUT—

1776. UH, YOU'D BLAME ME FOR THE TOPSOIL TOO.

1777. —UNREASONABLE ABOUT THIS—

1778. - HELP US! - YOU GOT THE MONEY FOR US.

1779. WE WANT WHAT'S REASONABLE!

1780. MY HORSES. MY COWS. MY MEN.

1781. EVERYTHING I LOVE.

1782. I'VE GOT NOTHING LEFT. SO WHAT NOW?

1783. GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY!

1784. EIICHI! STOP!

1785. THEY'RE JUST A ROTTEN BUNCH OF SILLY STUPID—

1786. QUICK! GET A PENCIL UNDER HIS TONGUE.

1787. PLEASE, COME ON NOW. IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW.

1788. COME INSIDE, HONEY. LET'S GET YOU SOME PANCAKE BATTER.

1789. HE'S VERY HIGH-STRUNG.

1790. YEP.

1791. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL FEELING.

1792. I'M VERY SORRY.

1793. BUT DON'T BLAME MY GRANDFATHER.

1794. HE ONLY DID WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS THE BEST THING.

1795. HE HAD TO INVEST IN...

1796. SO PLEASE. TRY TO FORGIVE HIM.

1797. - OKAY. - HE WOULDN'T HAVE

1798. HAD THIS HAPPEN FOR THE WORLD.

1799. AND YOU KNEW THAT.

1800. - BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LAND? - ENOUGH.

1801. COME ON, LET'S GO.

1802. IXNAY ON THE AND-LAY.

1803. LET'S GO.

1804. SUMIKO.

1805. SHAME.

1806. SHAME.

1807. HE THREW THESE MODELS

1808. THAT WERE IN THE LAST SCENE.

1809. OH, THERE GOES HIS HIP SOCKET.

1810. - UH-OH. - OUCH.

1811. AND THEN WE APPROACHED FROM THE REAR,

1812. USING THE SAME STRATEGY WE DID IN NORMANDY.

1813. NOW DO I TELL HIM HE'S NOT MINE?

1814. OH. GAMERA.

1815. MM.

1816. GAMERA WOULDN'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE GETTING RID OF GAOS.

1817. HE'D JUST BREATHE FIRE ON HIM AND BURN HIM RIGHT UP.

1818. - UH-HUH. - AND AFTERWARDS, HE COULD COME HERE.

1819. AND BURN UP ALL THOSE MEN WHO WERE MEAN TO GRANDDAD.

1820. UH, YOU'RE GETTING INTO A WEIRD AREA HERE, EIICHI.

1821. —BUT STILL, THERE'S NO WAY OF GETTING IN TOUCH WITH GAMERA.

1822. YOU ONLY HAVE TO START A FIRE.

1823. - START A FIRE? - MM.

1824. GAOS JUST CAN'T STAND FIRES,

1825. AND GAMERA LIKES THEM MORE THAN ANYTHING.

1826. HE'D SOON COME.

1827. - NEAT. - YOU SEE, GAOS WOULD SOON GET WEAK.

1828. GAMERA WOULDN'T HAVE VERY MUCH TROUBLE

1829. - BEATING HIM THEN. - HMM. SOUND. GOOD LOGIC.

1830. BUT WHEREABOUTS COULD WE START THE FIRE, HUH?

1831. OH, THAT WOULDN'T BE ANY TROUBLE.

1832. WE JUST SET FIRE TO THE MOUNTAIN.

1833. I LIKE IT. THIS KID'S NOT HALF-BAD.

1834. THIS IS A GREAT DRAWING! THIS KID DRAWS REALLY WELL.

1835. —BUT STILL, REMEMBER THE LAST TIME.

1836. HE COULD PROBABLY BEAT OFF THOSE FLAMES

1837. WITH THOSE BIG WINGS.

1838. ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT IF HE DID MANAGE TO BLOW OUT

1839. THE FIRST FEW FIRES, THEN?

1840. WE'D JUST KEEP LIGHTING NEW ONES.

1841. ALWAYS LOOKING ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, OLD MAN.

1842. —YOU BURN DOWN WOULD BE ENORMOUS.

1843. IT WOULD COST YOU MILLIONS OF YEN.

1844. - YES, I KNOW ALL THAT. - I DON'T HAVE ANY YEN.

1845. —THINK THAT THE GODS SENT GAOS TO PUNISH

1846. ALL THE FARMERS FOR BEING QUITE SO GREEDY.

1847. SO THIS IS OUR PUNISHMENT, AND WE GET RID OF GAOS AT THE SAME TIME.

1848. PERHAPS THE GODS WILL AGREE TO FORGIVE US THEN.

1849. ANYWAY, IF YOU THINK IT MAY WELL PLEASE,

1850. GO AHEAD AND SET FIRE TO THE WHOLE OF THE MOUNTAIN.

1851. THANK YOU, SIR. I'M GRATEFUL.

1852. - NO, NO, NO, NO. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

1853. THE IDEA.

1854. HE BELIEVES THAT ONCE WE GET A BIG HILL FIRE STARTED,

1855. GAMERA WILL ARRIVE ON THE SCENE AND FINISH OFF GAOS.

1856. NOW I'M READY FOR THAT PIECE OF CAKE.

1857. ALL RIGHT THEN. NOW THIS MAY WELL BE

1858. THE LAST CHANCE WE'RE GONNA HAVE.

1859. - SO WHATEVER— - HMM. WHAT FLAVOR?

1860. - THIS IDEA HAS GOT TO WORK. - EVERGREEN?

1861. MY MEN CAN HELP YOU WITH THIS.

1862. THEY KNOW THAT COUNTRYSIDE.

1863. THE LOGGING INDUSTRY! OVER THREE BILLION DOWN!

1864. WE WORK FOR YOU WHILE WE WORK AGAINST YOU!

1865. FEEDING YOU PICKS AND DOUBLE-TALK.

1866. STEALING YOUR DREAMS AND SELLING THEM BACK TO YOU!

1867. WHY, THIS TREE HERE COULD HOLD A SHAMROCK SHAKE,

1868. OR ONE OF THOSE BENDY CARDBOARD THINGS

1869. IN THE BOTTOM OF A HOSTESS CUPCAKE.

1870. ALL RIGHT, FORWARD.

1871. EW.

1872. THIS IS NEAT.

1873. COME ON! BRING IT ON! WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

1874. HE'S JUST BLOWING OUT THE FLAMES. AMAZING!

1875. QUICK! CONTINUE THE ATTACK.

1876. RIGHT!

1877. OOH! GOOD THING HE HAS HIS CUP ON.

1878. HEY...

1879. HMM.

1880. I THINK I HEAR THE PITTER-PATTER OF GAMERA.

1881. AH! GAMERA.

1882. I'LL HAVE MY CANDY NOW.

1883. TOLD YOU HE'D COME, DIDN'T I?

1884. YEAH, GREAT. WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT AND SAY HI?

1885. SOUNDS LIKE QUO VADIS, NOT GAMERA.

1886. YOU KNOW, I'M INTRIGUED BY THIS PLUCKY GAMERA.

1887. A-HA, SO HE FINALLY LEARNED HOW TO DUCK.

1888. I GUESS HE REMEMBERED HE HAD A SHELL.

1889. OH.

1890. THAT CHEESES HIM OFF.

1891. GO RIGHT BEHIND HIM, OR HE'LL BURN YOU TO PIECES

1892. WITH THE RAYS, GAMERA.

1893. OH YEAH. THANKS, EIICHI. I FORGOT.

1894. HMM.

1895. NO FAIR.

1896. BOY, YOU KNOW, I BET THEY CAN NEVER GET

1897. THOSE PIT STAINS OUT OF HIS SHIRT.

1898. WHUH-OH. BLINDSIDED.

1899. OH, CROSS-CHECK. HE'LL BE IN THE BOX FOR TWO.

1900. HE'S DOWN.

1901. - WELL, HEY. - WAIT— THIS IS NEW.

1902. OH, THE FLYING HEAD SCISSORS,

1903. - AND A FIGURE FOUR! - WHOO!

1904. - VERY IMPRESSIVE. - MM-HMM.

1905. UH-OH. NOT AGAIN.

1906. YOU KNOW, IF YOU BITE MY LEG OFF,

1907. IT'LL JUST GROW BACK. SO DON'T EVEN BOTHER.

1908. LOOK. HE'S GETTING AWAY.

1909. AAH, SHUT UP.

1910. HMM. YOU KNOW, YOU'D BE GOOD WITH CURRY.

1911. A LITTLE TOUGH.

1912. UH...

1913. - YOU GOT A LITTLE...

1914. - SOMETHING THERE. - JUST GOTTA—

1915. THERE.

1916. HAH! HAH!

1917. I MAY BE A TURTLE, BUT I'M FAST!

1918. - HUH? - HAH!

1919. HAH! CAN'T TOUCH ME.

1920. HMM.

1921. YOU'VE GOT HIM NOW, GAMERA.

1922. UH-OH, YOU BLEW A HOSE. OH, BUMMER.

1923. - HUH? - DID WE MISS SOMETHING?

1924. OH.

1925. HERE'S THAT MRS. SMITH'S PIE YOU ORDERED.

1926. - WHOO. - OH BOY, HE CAN IMPACT.

1927. GAMERA!

1928. OH, AND AGAIN.

1929. NOT FAIR.

1930. HEY, ISN'T THIS HOW AESCHYLUS DIED?

1931. - HUH? - YEAH. PELICAN DROPPED A TURTLE ON HIS HEAD.

1932. - OH. - IT'S TRUE, LOOK IT UP.

1933. AND AGAIN.

1934. HERE'S A LITTLE GAMERA FOR YA!

1935. WHOO!

1936. OH, HE'S LINED UP WELL.

1937. OH, HE HIT THE SLOT. HE'S IN THE GROOVE—

1938. OH! PERFECT GAME! HE BOWLED A STRIKE.

1939. - OW. OWEE. - OH...

1940. YUCK.

1941. HEY, HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE HERO,

1942. AND HE'S GETTING THE SNOT KICKED OUT OF HIM.

1943. LITERALLY.

1944. IF I COULD ONLY

1945. REACH THE ROCK...

1946. AAH.

1947. - OH BROTHER. - WOW.

1948. COME ON.

1949. OOPS. NOW WHAT?

1950. I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE LOST THE PLOT.

1951. MM-HMM. ME TOO.

1952. SOMETHING MUST'VE HAPPENED.

1953. I DON'T KNOW.

1954. OH, YOU'RE A FAT OLD HOG, AIN'T YOU?

1955. SORRY.

1956. UH-OH— OH, YUCK!

1957. OH, HE'S SPURTING DISHWASHING LIQUID.

1958. IT'S PEPTO-BISMOL.

1959. HE'S GOT A CREAMY FILLING.

1960. OH, IT'S EVERYWHERE.

1961. I CAN'T WATCH THIS.

1962. I'VE GROWN TO KNOW THAT CHARACTER SO WELL.

1963. YEAH.

1964. JUST LIKE WHEN GARY DIED.

1965. BE CAREFUL THERE, GAMERA!

1966. HEY, NO COACHING FROM THE SIDELINES, SHRIMP.

1967. NICE DAY FOR IT.

1968. RED SKY MORNING, MONSTERS TAKE WARNING.

1969. HEY, LOOKS LIKE GORBACHEV.

1970. YEAH, AND HE'S FIGHTING YELTSIN.

1971. HEAD'S TURNING RED!

1972. - YOU'VE WON, GAMERA! - OH, SHUT UP.

1973. OH LOOK, NOW HE'S A RAKU KILN.

1974. OOH. COOL.

1975. WHAT, SUDDENLY GAMERA HAS A LUGGAGE RACK?

1976. I GUESS SO.

1977. OH, HE'S GOTTA RETURN FOR DEPOSIT AND RECYCLE.

1978. OH, THAT'S REALLY SWEET.

1979. IT'S THE FLYING DUTCHMAN.

1980. HMM.

1981. COME ON, COME ON.

1982. NO! DON'T YOU DO IT!

1983. DON'T YOU DO IT!

1984. I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!

1985. NO— NO, PLEASE DON'T, NOT INTO THE VOLCANO!

1986. PLEASE, NO! EIICHI, NO!

1987. HMM.

1988. AND THAT'S THE END OF GAOS.

1989. GOOD NIGHT, AND MAY GOD BLESS.

1990. YES. THAT'S THE END OF HIM, ALL RIGHT.

1991. NOW IT'S OVER, YOU CAN START WITH THE ROAD AGAIN, CAN'T YOU?

1992. YES. WE'LL START WORK TOMORROW.

1993. - HEY, YOU QUIT. - HEY, BOSS!

1994. HEY, BOSS! IT'S YOU.

1995. TELL EVERYONE TO START WORKING ON THE ROAD TOMORROW.

1996. THEY'RE ON A NEW COURSE.

1997. OH, THAT WAS A RUMOR, LIKE I TOLD YOU.

1998. - VERY GULLIBLE.

1999. GOOD NEWS, BOSS.

2000. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, FOR EVERYTHING.

2001. - YOU'RE WELCOME. - NO, EIICHI'S THE ONE TO THANK.

2002. DONUTS, PEANUTS, COMBO CORN,

2003. WALL OF KEYBOARDS, A THOUSAND DOLLARS' WORTH OF CDs,

2004. CRACKLING PORK BREAD.

2005. HEY.

2006. COME BACK AGAIN SOON AND SEE US, GAMERA.

2007. DON'T FORGET, NOW.

2008. BRUSH!

2009. EIICHI!

2010. - BYE. - OH.

2011. - WELL, THAT WAS FUN. - THAT WAS NEAT—

2012. HERE ARE SCENES FROM NEXT WEEK'S GAMERA.

2013. OH, WHAT'S THIS?

2014. WELL, KIDS, IF YOU ENJOYED TODAY'S MOVIE,

2015. YOU'RE SURE TO LIKE THIS SHAMELESS PADDING.

2016. EH, IT'S JUST LIKE A BURT REYNOLDS FILM.

2017. - THESE ARE THE OUTTAKES. - OH...

2018. NOW WE CAN SPIN HIM.

2019. HEY...

2020. OH, THIS IS WHERE DOM DeLUISE BLOWS A LINE.

2021. IT KILLS ME EVERY TIME.

2022. - REMEMBER THAT? - OH YEAH, THAT WAS A BLAST, MAN.

2023. REALLY IS. JUST A TON OF FUN.

2024. - OH.

2025. - OH YEAH. - THAT WAS GREAT.

2026. THIS IS EVEN BETTER THE SECOND TIME AROUND.

2027. IT'S LIKE LASAGNA.

2028. NOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE WROTE IN AND SAID

2029. THEY'D LIKE TO SEE MONSTERS FIGHT.

2030. - WELL, HERE YOU GO. - YEP.

2031. ALL YOU WANT.

2032. - MORE THAN YOU WANT. - YEP, YEP YEP.

2033. SAW THAT TOO.

2034. YOU KNOW, I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THIS IS KIND OF CHEAP.

2035. NAH.

2036. OH, I REMEMBER THIS. THIS IS WH—

2037. WAIT A MINUTE.

2038. - NOW THAT— - WHAT'S GOING ON?

2039. THAT'S BARUGON.

2040. IT'S A GAMERA FAMILY ALBUM.

2041. YEAH— HUH?

2042. AND HERE'S AGNES MOOREHEAD.

2043. LOOKING FINE, AGGY.

2044. WAIT, THEY REVERSED THE FILM.

2045. REMEMBER WHAT WE SAID ABOUT THAT?

2046. - NEW COMBINATION. - YEAH, THAT WAS FUNNY, WASN'T IT?

2047. AAH.

2048. HEY, THERE'S A TICK ON GAM—

2049. - OH, IT'S EIICHI. - YEP, YEP.

2050. AND DIDN'T ALL OUR EYES GET MOIST AT THIS POIGNANT MOMENT?

2051. REMEMBER WHERE WE WERE WHEN WE SAW THAT?

2052. OH, SORRY.

2053. - FINALLY.

2054. ACT NOW TO GET GAMERA'S FUNNIEST MOMENTS

2055. AND SEE HIM ON INSIDE THE MONSTER MIND.

2056. OH BOY, OH MAN, JOEL.

2057. THAT WAS ABOUT THE LAMEST ATTEMPT

2058. TO GET RID OF A MONSTER I HAVE EVER SEEN.

2059. YEAH, COME ON. A FOUNTAIN OF BLOOD AND A TURNTABLE?

2060. SHEESH.

2061. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GUYS SHOULD SNAP ON

2062. THE RIGHT SIDE OF YOUR BRAINS.

2063. COME UP WITH SOME IDEAS FOR HOW TO OFF GAOS.

2064. - THAT'D BE PRETTY FUN. - OH, OH, OH, OH, OH.

2065. I GOT A GOOD ONE. YOU COULD WAIT TILL HE GOES TO THE BANK,

2066. AND THEN WRITE "I HAVE A GUN. GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY."

2067. ON HIS DEPOSIT SLIP.

2068. YEAH, OR, I KNOW, OKAY?

2069. YOU ASK HIM TO COME OVER, MAYBE FOR, I DON'T KNOW,

2070. TEA OR SOMETHING. THEN YOU GO INTO THE REFRIGERATOR

2071. AND GET OUT AN ICICLE, AND YOU OFF HIM!

2072. YOU STAB HIM, AND THE EVIDENCE MELTS.

2073. COOL. COOL. OH, I GOT A GREAT ONE—

2074. - HOW ABOUT— - OH, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. I KNOW, I KNOW.

2075. UH, YOU COULD, UM,

2076. CHOP HIS HEAD OFF.

2077. UH-HUH.

2078. WELL, WHERE WERE WE? OH OH OH, HERE WE GO.

2079. YOU COULD GIVE HIM A CUP OF GASOLINE.

2080. - TELL HIM IT'S CIDER, OF COURSE. - YES.

2081. THEN YOU MAKE HIM EAT A WINTERGREEN LIFESAVER.

2082. 'CAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS WHEN YOU BITE 'EM, THEY SPARK.

2083. THEN THE SPARK WILL SET OFF THE GASOLINE,

2084. - AND HE'LL BLOW UP. BOOM! - EXCELLENT. OKAY.

2085. I GOT AN IDEA. YOU INVITE GAOS

2086. TO VACATION WITH YOU IN THE BAHAMAS.

2087. AND AFTER A LEISURELY LUNCH,

2088. YOU INVITED HIM TO COME OUT DEEP-SEA FISHING.

2089. AND IT'S YOUR TREAT, BECAUSE THAT SCUBA GEAR

2090. IS EXPENSIVE, AND THEN YOU CUT HIS HOSE.

2091. YEAH! PRETEND HIS HEAD IS A RAILROAD SPIKE,

2092. AND DRIVE IT INTO THE GROUND.

2093. MEH! BAM! WITH A BIG HAMMER.

2094. YEAH. WHERE WERE WE?

2095. OH. OKAY, OKAY. YOU COULD GET HIM A JOB

2096. IN A LIQUOR STORE IN A BAD PART OF TOWN—

2097. HEY. YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA?

2098. IF YOU THINK SO, SEND IT TO "WAYS TO SNUFF GAOS"

2099. CARE OF...

2100. OH, AND THEN YOU COULD BEAT HIM TO DEATH

2101. WITH A PORK CHOP AND FEED IT TO THE POLICE.

2102. - THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. - YEAH! - THAT'S NOT HALF-BAD!

2103. WE'VE GIVEN IT BACK TO YOU. WHAT DO YOU THINK, SIRS?

2104. WELL, I THINK YOU COULD TAKE A PAIR OF NEEDLE-NOSE PLIERS

2105. AND JAM 'EM UP INTO HIS NOSE AND TWIST HIS SEPTUM INTO...

2106. UH, WELL, UNTIL NEXT TIME, JOEL-ERA.

2107. UM. PUSH THE BUTTON, FRANK.

2108. I HOPE JOEL PICKS MINE. I DEVELOPED A PLAN

2109. USING MUCILAGE AS SWEET HONEY.

2110. OH.

2111. AND I'VE ALSO COME UP WITH A THING FOR...

2112. 86-ING YOU, DOCTOR.

2113. WELL, FRANK, THAT SHOWS GREAT INITIATIVE.

2114. 86— WOULD YOU JUST PUSH THE BUTTON?