Mystery Science Theater 3000 4x4

1. LET'S GO.

2. - CAMBOT. - PAN LEFT.

3. HI, GIRL.

4. WHAT A COOL GUY.

5. A WISECRACKER.

6. YEAH, LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET THIS ON.

7. UH, "CD/WP51." "RETURN."

8. OH, CRIMINY. STUPID CLONES.

9. I REALLY MISS MY MACK.

10. HEY, CROW, WHAT'S THIS MEAN?

11. "TOO MANY PARAMENTERS-WP51."

12. WHAT? OH.

13. UH, YOU USED A FORWARD SLASH INSTEAD OF A BACKSLASH.

14. A WHAT? OH. OH, OKAY.

15. CD BACKSLASH WP51. RETURN.

16. JEEZ.

17. 30 SECONDS TO COMMERCIAL SIGN.

18. HI, EVERYONE. WELCOME BACK TO THE SATELLITE OF LOVE.

19. TOM SERVO AND CROW ARE IN THE MIDDLE

20. OF ANOTHER USER INTERFACE WAR.

21. LET'S WATCH.

22. OH, THIS IS RICH. "BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME."

23. BOY, THEY EXPECT YOU TO BE A MACHINE

24. TO OPERATE THIS MACHINE.

25. OH, AND I SUPPOSE YOU'D PREFER A LITTLE, ANIMATED CLOWN

26. WHO WOULD JUGGLE OVER TO THE LITTLE FILE CABINET

27. AND THEN WINK AT YOU AND POINT TO THE RIGHT DRAWER.

28. WELL, YEAH, SURE.

29. AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY

30. TO GET MY MAC TO WORK.

31. BOTH USER INTERFACES WORK PERFECTLY WELL.

32. IT'S REALLY JUST A MATTER OF THE INDIVIDUAL'S PERSONAL PREFERENCE.

33. WE THINK THE JOKE'LL BE ON TOM SERVO AND CROW.

34. NOW HERE. THE PROBLEM WITH IBMs AND COMPATIBLES

35. IS THAT THEY LACK THE ELEGANCE AND INTUITIVE NATURE OF THE MAC.

36. MAC PRODUCTS ARE RELIABLE, PROVEN, AND THEY ALWAYS WORK.

37. OH, YEAH? WHAT ABOUT SYSTEM SEVEN?

38. IT'S COMING! IT'S COMING, OKAY?

39. THERE WERE A FEW BUGS IN IT, OKAY?

40. YOU CAN HAVE A LOT OF FUN

41. WITH PEOPLE HOPELESSLY MIRED IN COMPUTER NUANCE.

42. WATCH THIS. HEY, HAS ANYBODY SEEN THE MOUSE FOR MY AMIGA?

43. - AMIGA! - AMIGA? OH, COME ON.

44. THERE'S A MACHINE FOR YOU.

45. YEAH. HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY ANGUS DRIVE?

46. COMMERCIAL SIGN IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO...

47. COMMERCIAL SIGN NOW.

48. OH, NOW THIS IS REALLY, REALLY NEAT.

49. "UNRECOVERABLE APPLICATION ERROR."

50. THIS IS REALLY CUTE, CROW.

51. I SUPPOSE WE'LL HAVE TO RE-ENTER

52. THE ENTIRE SPREADSHEET NOW, HMM?

53. NO. NO, NO, NO.

54. JUST REWRITE THE AUTO-EXEC BAT FILE

55. AND STICK IN THE MEMORY MANAGER.

56. THAT'S ALL. JUST TAKE A MINUTE.

57. DON'T WORRY.

58. REBOOT THE DANG THING, SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

59. YEAH, WHILE, UH, TOM SERVO'S REBOOTING THE COMPUTER,

60. UH, I THOUGHT IT'D BE A GOOD TIME

61. TO SHOW THIS WEEK'S INVENTION EXCHANGE.

62. AND, UH, WHAT I'VE GET HERE—

63. LET ME TURN IT ON A SECOND.

64. IS A NEW TOOL TO HELP EXPAND PEOPLE'S CONSCIOUSNESS.

65. YOU KNOW, JOEL, THERE'S SOME THINGS

66. THAT PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE CONSCIOUS ABOUT.

67. LIKE WHAT?

68. WELL, LIKE THE FACT THAT THEIR TONGUES

69. ARE JUST SITTING IN THE BOTTOM OF THEIR MOUTHS

70. ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT, EVEN WHEN THEY SLEEP.

71. YECH.

72. UH, CHATTER BOT, WOULD YOU LET ME FINISH?

73. I'M TALKING ABOUT EXPANDING PEOPLE'S CONSCIOUSNESS

74. ABOUT THE RECYCLING CAUSE.

75. THAT'S WHY I BUILT THIS AUDIO ANIMATRONIC POP CAN HERE.

76. ENOUGH MAGIC FOR MANY EVENINGS.

77. YEAH, SO WHAT I THOUGHT WE COULD DO

78. IS USE IT AS A SPOKESPERSON

79. FOR, LIKE, RECYCLING COMMERCIALS

80. WHEN WE GET BACK TO EARTH.

81. HERE'S A BAFFLER WORTH TWICE THE PRICE.

82. YEAH, WHATEVER.

83. ANYWAY, CROW, LET'S DO THAT THING

84. WHERE I MAKE HIM WORK AND I'LL MANIPULATE THE CAN.

85. YOU DO THE VOICE, OKAY?

86. ALL RIGHT. OKAY.

87. YOUNG MAGICIANS LOVE THIS ONE.

88. HELLO, FOLKS. REMEMBER, I RECYCLE.

89. GOODNIGHT.

90. NO SKILL REQUIRED. OH, THIS IS RICH.

91. STANDS RIGID INSPECTION.

92. A QUALITY PRODUCT. THAT ONE STUNG—

93. WHAT DO YOU THINK, SIRS?

94. I THINK YOU'VE GOT A KOOKY SCREW LOOSE, IS WHAT I THINK.

95. OH, WE HAVE FUN.

96. OH, QUIT YOUR CLOWNING, ITCHY MANGO,

97. AND GO AND GET YOUR HARNESS ON. ALL OF IT.

98. DISCO'S BACK, FROG BAIT, AND SO AM I.

99. AND SO IS THIS NEW DISCO CUMMER BUBBLE BUND.

100. ENTER FRANK.

101. THAT'S IT, BABY. WORK THAT BODY.

102. MAKE IT BURN. THERE YOU GO.

103. THERE'S A GOOD ONE.

104. OH, ANOTHER GOOD ONE, FRANK.

105. YES. COME ON. YOU CAN MAKE A BUBBLE.

106. YOU JUST PUT YOUR KNEES TOGETHER AND SQUEEZE.

107. YES. I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE OF HIP HOP, JOEL,

108. AND IT IS FRANK.

109. AS FOR YOUR EXPERIMENT THIS WEEK,

110. IT'S ANOTHER IN A LONG LINE

111. OF GAMERA GIANT FLYING TURTLE MOVIES.

112. THIS ONE'S FEATURING BARUGON,

113. WHO'S SORT OF A GIANT LIZARD DOG

114. WITH ITCHY SCALP.

115. TAKE THIS FILM AND SHOVE IT, JOEL.

116. WELL, YOU SEE, YOU CAN PRESS IT BACK DOWN AGAIN, CROW,

117. 'CAUSE HE'S A ROCK 'EM SOCK 'EM ROBOT—

118. OH, WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!

119. YOU KNOW, THAT CUMMER BUBBLE BUND

120. LOOKS KINDA FAMILIAR FOR SOME REASON.

121. WATER. THE SOURCE OF ALL SANDY FRANK FILMS.

122. HEY, LOOKS LIKE A KID WROTE THIS WITH A CRAYON.

123. OH, I WOULDN'T FOR ONE NEGATE NAGATA.

124. YOU GOTTA, THOUGH.

125. OH, PLANNING. I HATE WHEN HE PLANS.

126. THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH BUNS.

127. MUSIC SUPPLIED BY OUR OWN

128. OSAKA HIGH SCHOOL FLYING PIPERS DRUM CORPS.

129. HEY, I THINK I SEE MY LAUNDRY.

130. A LITTLE BACKGROUND FIRST.

131. SIX MONTHS AGO,

132. AN AIRPLANE CARRYING AN ATOM BOMB

133. CRASHED WHILE FLYING OVER THE ARCTIC OCEAN.

134. - SEEN IN. - HATED IT.

135. TAPED IT.

136. SHATTERING THE HUGE ICE FLOWS

137. AND RELEASING FROM THE DEPTHS, GAMERA...

138. BILL GAMERA.

139. WHO HAD BEEN IMPRISONED IN THE ICE

140. FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS.

141. HEY, BILL.

142. FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST,

143. THANK GOD ALMIGHTY I'M FREE AT LAST.

144. WAS TO ATTACK JAPAN.

145. OOH.

146. ALL MANMADE WEAPONS

147. PROVED POWERLESS AGAINST HIM.

148. ALL SCALE MODELS WERE POWERLESS AGAINST HIM.

149. THERE WAS ONLY ONE LAST RESORT—

150. THE "Z" PLAN.

151. GAMERA WAS JETTISONED TO MARS IN A ROCKET.

152. AGAIN, THERE WAS FAILURE.

153. AND DEEP, PERSONAL SHAME.

154. AND SPLIT OPEN,

155. LIBERATING GAMERA FROM THE CAPSULE.

156. AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, IN A SMALL WAY,

157. LIBERATING ALL MONSTERS EVERYWHERE.

158. HMM.

159. GAMERA RETURNED TO JAPAN

160. AND ATTACKED THE KUROBE DAM,

161. THE LARGEST OF ITS KIND IN THE ENTIRE ORIENT.

162. SO YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD.

163. GAMERA MUST HAVE A SOURCE OF FUEL,

164. AND SO, FROM THE POWER PLANT,

165. HE EXTRACTED ELECTRICITY TO STORE IN HIS OWN BODY.

166. WEIRD, HUH?

167. HMM. HEY.

168. HEY. WHAT'S THAT?

169. HEY, IT'S GAMERA!

170. GAMERA!

171. OH, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT HE LOOKED FAMILIAR.

172. LOOK OUT!

173. OH, DAM.

174. HEY, STOP TALKING! ONE AT A TIME!

175. QUIT TALKING ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

176. LOOKS LIKE A BIG CHICKEN POT PIE, KIND OF.

177. HMM.

178. OOH.

179. I JUST CAN'T GET CLOSE TO ANYONE ANYMORE!

180. OH, YOU MEN. TURN OFF THE MAIN SWITCHES!

181. BONG.

182. OH, YOU GOT HIM.

183. HUH. FUNNY. IN COLOR, I EXPECTED GAMERA

184. TO BE MORE OF A STRAWBERRY BLONDE.

185. HE'S KIND OF A TAWNY...

186. CAMERA PUTS ON 50.000 POUNDS.

187. OH, LUNCH FOR ME? OH, THANK YOU.

188. WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE SOMEONE PLAYING THE TRUMPET BADLY?

189. OH, YOU MEAN LIKE CHUCK MANGIONE?

190. TOKYO, I THINK IT'S TIME

191. TO START THINKING ABOUT SOLAR POWER.

192. AH, HE CAN'T RESIST.

193. HE'S A SLAVE TO HIS OWN PASSION.

194. GAMERA CRAVES THE CREAMY TASTE OF FLAMES.

195. OH, NOW WAS THAT NECESSARY, YOUNG MAN?

196. I MEAN...

197. CHARBROILED CITY.

198. CHARBROILED CITY.

199. CHARBROILED...

200. OOH.

201. MAN, HE'S GOT A SHORT REACH.

202. NOW BAKE THE CITY AT 7.500 DEGREES...

203. QUICK, GET THE KC MASTERPIECE SAUCE.

204. I THINK HE MEANS IT THIS TIME.

205. WHOA!

206. MOVE IT.

207. - HEY, HURRY UP. - COME ON.

208. OH, I'M FULL.

209. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA DO IS,

210. YOU WANNA PULL OFF THEM PETALS

211. AND DIP IT IN THAT SAUCE THERE.

212. OH, THAT'S REALLY SUPER NEAT.

213. OH, YEAH. TRY THE LEMON.

214. WELL, THAT REMINDS ME.

215. I SHOULD SHINGLE MY ROOF WHEN I GET BACK TO EARTH.

216. HUH?

217. BYE.

218. WHOA, IT LOOKS LIKE WEMBLEY STADIUM AFTER A SOCCER MATCH.

219. OH, THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON DOWN THERE.

220. SO...

221. OOPS. THAT WAS ME. MY FAULT.

222. UH, SORRY. CAN'T SEE.

223. MY HEAD'S INSIDE, YOU KNOW.

224. HIGHER, GAMERA, HIGHER.

225. ABOUT 50 FEET UP. OKAY, BACK UP AND PUSH.

226. UH-OH.

227. A SPECTACULAR CASCADE OF ALKA SELTZER.

228. I CAN'T BELIEVE GAMERA ATE THE WHOLE THING.

229. HE ATE IT, RALPH.

230. LOOK, WATER, THE SOURCE OF ALL—

231. WE KNOW. WE KNOW.

232. OOH.

233. GAMERA LOVES FLAMES.

234. BUT THEY GO STRAIGHT TO HIS HIPS.

235. HE LEFT JAPAN AS SUDDENLY AS HE HAD ARRIVED,

236. AND HEADED FOR MOUNT UZAL AND THE EQUATOR,

237. FLYING DIRECTLY TOWARD THE FLOWING MOLTEN LAVA.

238. HE HAD A CONTRACT WITH WHAM-O.

239. HMM.

240. WHEN IN CLEVELAND,

241. VISIT THE GOLDEN DRAGON INN,

242. ONLY 15 MINUTES FROM OUR CINEMA.

243. AND NOW BACK TO OUR FILM—

244. SKY KING, THE MOTION PICTURE.

245. TELL ME, ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO RESIGN?

246. YEAH. THIS IS MY LAST DAY UP HERE.

247. I WILL SERVE MY MASTER DOWN THERE.

248. BUT YOU'VE JUST EARNED YOUR WINGS

249. AFTER SO MUCH DEDICATED WORK.

250. CLARENCE.

251. WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO QUIT?

252. TIRED OF FLYING ALREADY?

253. CERTAINLY NOT.

254. MY DREAM IS TO CONTINUE FLYING.

255. AND HAVE MY VOICE DUBBED.

256. OR ELSE LIFE WOULD BE WORTHLESS.

257. SO THAT'S WHY I'M QUITTING NOW.

258. - I WANT TO LEARN MORE. - YOU SHOULD TOO.

259. SO THAT LATER I WILL BE MORE SKILLED.

260. FAIR ENOUGH.

261. HEY, DIDN'T GEORGE HARRISON WRITE THIS SONG?

262. YEAH. "MY SWEET WARLORD."

263. OH, THAT'S CUTE.

264. 331/3, I THINK.

265. HEY, I NEVER KNEW A CHEESE-CUTTER COULD SOUND THIS GOOD.

266. OH, IT'S THE JOY LUCK CLUB BLUES BAND.

267. COME ON. PLAY IT LIKE YOU FEEL IT, MR. EDDIE'S FATHER.

268. AND NOW IT'S PINK LADY UNPLUGGED.

269. AH, THIS OUGHT TO SHUT 'EM UP.

270. COME ON. OH, THEY'RE NOT THAT BAD.

271. UH, GANG, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE SMOKING

272. AROUND ALL THOSE THINGS, HMM?

273. HMM.

274. THIS ONE KINDA LOOKS LIKE AN AVOCADO.

275. HEY, CAN THE PINEAPPLE. IT'S SOMEBODY.

276. SHH. IXNAY.

277. I'LL GET IT. AH, DAMN CHARLIE HORSE.

278. SITTING ON MY LEG.

279. HMM?

280. SUPER FLY?

281. OH, IT'S YOU.

282. GOT 'EM.

283. COME IN.

284. TEA, BISCUITS?

285. MY BROTHER.

286. HI, I'M DANGEROUS TO MYSELF AND OTHERS.

287. HERE'S ALL MY MONEY.

288. HOW MUCH?

289. IT'S MY PENSION.

290. - OOH. - 50 BUCKS.

291. NOT A BIG HELP.

292. YEAH, IT'S NO USE WORKING FOR OTHERS.

293. I'VE GOT TO GET MY OWN AIRCRAFT COMPANY.

294. - NOW. - HOWEVER SMALL.

295. THAT'LL TAKE MONEY.

296. AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY. HE JUST TOOK IT.

297. NAH, NAH.

298. WELL, NOW THAT WE'RE ALL HERE,

299. I'LL TELL YOU THE PLANS.

300. DURING THE WAR, I FOUND A HUGE OPAL.

301. HMM. BIG.

302. BELIEVE ME, IT WAS ABOUT THE SIZE OF AN OSTRICH EGG.

303. OH, IT GETS BIGGER EVERY TIME HE TELLS THE STORY.

304. JUST BEFORE I WAS TAKEN AWAY TO A PRISONER OF WAR CAMP,

305. - I MANAGED TO... - DID YOU EVER GET OUT?

306. AGAIN IN THE CAVE WHERE I FOUND IT.

307. THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO.

308. DON'T MENTION THE WAR.

309. THE CAVE LIES DEEP IN THE DENSE JUNGLE

310. WHERE EVEN THE NATIVES NEVER GO.

311. I THINK THAT IT'LL BE SAFE.

312. WE'LL BE TAKING A BIG GABLE.

313. ME LIKE GAMBLE.

314. WE'LL BE ABLE TO SELL IT FOR AN ABSOLUTE FORTUNE.

315. ARE YOU SURE IT'S A REAL OPAL?

316. - IT'S REAL. - YEP.

317. IT MUST BE. AND THERE MIGHT BE MORE AS WELL.

318. SINCE I CAN'T GET AWAY,

319. KEISUKE, YOU GO.

320. NAME'S QUESADILLA.

321. - GLADLY. - YEAH.

322. YOU WILL ALL GO ON A CARGO BOAT.

323. WITH CRUTCH CARGO. GET IT?

324. FALSE NAMES, AND YOU'LL CARRY FORGED PAPERS.

325. YOU GOT THEM?

326. OH, YEAH, YEAH. 'COURSE I HAVE.

327. COST ME A SMALL FORTUNE.

328. FOR THE FORGERY.

329. THIS IS FOR YOU. THIS ONE FOR YOU.

330. AND THE PASSWORD IS...

331. YOU TWO WILL BOARD THE SHIP AS ORDINARY SEAMEN.

332. FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T BUNGLE.

333. IN THE JUNGLE.

334. - WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU. - THANKS.

335. - OKAY? - OKAY.

336. THE AWAJI MARU WILL REACH NEW GUINEA IN 25 DAYS,

337. UNLOAD HERE, AND THEN CONTINUE AROUND THIS AREA.

338. AND THEN IT RETURNS BACK TO THE ORIGINAL HARBOR

339. JUST ABOUT A FORTNIGHT LATER.

340. YOU THREE HAVE GOT THAT TWO-WEEK PERIOD

341. IN WHICH TO LOCATE THE OPAL.

342. YOU MEAN WE'RE TO QUIT THE SHIP WITHOUT LEAVE

343. AND THEN REBOARD IT AGAIN?

344. THAT'S DISHONEST!

345. WE SAY WE WANT TO PICK UP THE BONES OF OUR BODIES

346. WHO DIED INLAND DURING THE WAR.

347. OH, THAT'S RICH!

348. THEN WHEN YOU GET TO THE AIRPORT HERE,

349. YOU'LL HAVE TO CHARTER A HELICOPTER.

350. KEISUKE, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO FLY IT FOR THEM.

351. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE.

352. AND NEXT, MONEY.

353. REMEMBER TO TAKE PLENTY OF BLACK-MARKET DOLLARS WITH YOU.

354. MAKE SURE THEY HAVE ART LINKLETTER'S PICTURE ON THEM.

355. BE CAREFUL OF THE SCORPIONS.

356. AND WHITESNAKE.

357. YOU'VE HAD IT IF THEY STING.

358. THE JUNGLE IS FULL OF MANY OTHER DANGERS AS WELL.

359. SO TAKE THESE JUST TO BE SAFE.

360. AND DON'T RUN BY THE POOL.

361. AND BRING A WASHCLOTH AND A ZIPLOCK BAG

362. TO CLEAN UP AFTER BABY.

363. YEAH, AND DON'T GO INTO THE WATER

364. UNTIL AN HOUR AFTER YOU'VE EATEN.

365. ARE THOSE CHICK JEANS?

366. JUST WHO DO THEY THINK WE ARE, ANYWAY?

367. OH, STOP GRUMBLING. PATIENCE.

368. D'OH.

369. YOU, THAT ROOM'S FILTHY.

370. SO CLEAN IT!

371. DO IT YOURSELF.

372. IT'S TV's MR. T.

373. I PITY THOSE FOOLS.

374. WORKING HARD?

375. NO, HARDLY WORKING. IT'S THE...

376. WHY COULDN'T YOU FIND US SOME EASIER WORK TO DO?

377. JUST STICK WITH IT.

378. OH, HELP US OUT. COME ON, HUH?

379. WE HAVE TO CLEAN THE WASHROOM TOO.

380. IT'S NO JOKE.

381. OH, SORRY. I FORGOT. I LAUGHED.

382. HEY. MY CABIN. TONIGHT.

383. ONLY THREE MORE DAYS.

384. ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE? MM-HMM.

385. I'VE GOT A CALENDAR. I KNOW.

386. DON'T GIVE IT UP NOW.

387. OKAY.

388. NEARING THE SANTANA CONCERT,

389. WE PUT ON OUR LOVE BEADS

390. AND PUT DOWN THE LANDING GEAR OF OUR VW MICROBUS.

391. KILLER.

392. HEY, AND WE'RE JUST IN TIME TO SEE DON HO.

393. AND HIS SISTER HEIDI.

394. ALL THE EARTH MOTHERS

395. ARE EXPRESSING THEIR POLITICAL STANCES.

396. IT'S QUITE A STANCE TOO.

397. WISH I HAD A LAWNMOWER.

398. HEY.

399. THE MALE OF THE TRIBE IS SAYING,

400. "HOW ABOUT DINNER AND A MOVIE?"

401. THE FEMALE RESPONDS WITH,

402. "OKAY, BUT I'VE SEEN MANNEQUIN ALREADY."

403. THE MALE SAYS HE JUST WANTS TO GO TO SLEEP,

404. BUT THE FEMALE WANTS TO TALK.

405. CAN'T SEE.

406. WHAT, DID SOMEONE DROP A COKE BOTTLE ALL OF A SUDDEN?

407. ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL.

408. TONIGHT'S MOVIE IS THE JUNGLE GODDESS,

409. STARRING GEORGE REEVES, A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE ERNIE KOVACS,

410. AND LOTS OF FRENCH FRIED POTATOES.

411. HEY, WE'RE FROM AMERICA.

412. WE'VE COME TO DECIMATE YOUR JUNGLE,

413. CONVERT YOUR YOUTH, AND MAKE YOU FEEL INFERIOR.

414. LOOK, IT'S ROBERT DUVALL.

415. HELLO? ANYBODY HERE?

416. YOU KNOW, I SWEAR

417. THERE WERE A LOT OF DANCERS HERE A MINUTE AGO.

418. DOESN'T MAKE—FIGURE. GO FIGURE.

419. HI. HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT?

420. HEY, QUIT CLOWNING.

421. IT'S PROBABLY QUITE FAR TO THE CAVES.

422. AH.

423. OOH. THEY SEEM RUDE.

424. HEY, GET ME. I'M A STRANGER IN PARADISE.

425. BIG TIE.

426. - HUH? - HUH?

427. LOOK. THERE'S WRITING.

428. IT SAYS "YANKEES GO HOME."

429. IT'S A GUIDE POST.

430. NOT MUCH USE IF WE CAN'T READ IT.

431. ARE THEY WORDS OR PICTURES?

432. UH-HUH.

433. HEY, GIVE ME THE MAP, WILL YOU?

434. I THINK THAT THERE MIGHT BE A SHORTCUT

435. THROUGH THE JUNGLE SOMEWHERE.

436. HOO!

437. OH, WHO GOOSED ME?

438. PAT MORITA, DENTURE WEARER.

439. HEY, WATCH IT. DON'T WAVE THAT GUN.

440. - WE'RE QUITE SAFE. - YES, IT'S A MOVIE.

441. THEY'RE PLEASED.

442. THEY HELPED US A LOT DURING THE WAR.

443. THEY'RE GOOD PEOPLE.

444. SO BETTER LET ME KEEP IT.

445. GIVE IT HERE, HUH?

446. UH-OH.

447. I'LL, UH, SHOOT MYSELF TO PROVE WE'RE FRIENDLY.

448. HEY. ASK ONE OF 'EM TO BE OUR GUIDE.

449. HOW CAN I? NONE OF THEM UNDERSTAND US.

450. YOU'RE WRONG. I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY.

451. HEY, HAS ANYBODY CALLED DIBS YET?

452. DIBS. DIBS.

453. OH, DARN. DARN.

454. ARE YOU SMITTEN BY MY EYES BY NOW?

455. OH, IT'S MY DAD. I GOT TO GO NOW.

456. OH, IT'S TOM WOLFE.

457. OH, THANK GOD. THE CONTEMPORARY NOVEL IS SAVED.

458. DARN FOOL KID.

459. YOU GENTLEMEN COME DIRECTLY FROM JAPAN?

460. YES. WHO ARE YOU?

461. A DOCTOR.

462. I'VE BEEN LIVING AND WORKING

463. WITH THE PEOPLE OF THESE ISLANDS FOR OVER TEN YEARS.

464. HE HAS TENURE THEN. TENURE.

465. OUR FRIEND THE DOCTOR CAME WITH HIS WIFE

466. TO STUDY CERTAIN DISEASES.

467. THEN HIS WIFE DIED OF THE VERY DISEASE HE WAS CURING.

468. CONVENIENT.

469. HE DECIDED TO STAY HERE THE REST OF HIS LIFE.

470. WE'RE IMPRESSED.

471. IT IS QUIET HERE.

472. I FEEL NOW THAT I BELONG TO THIS PEACEFUL VILLAGE.

473. I NEVER EVEN THINK OF MY OWN HOME ANY LONGER.

474. NOT EVEN A LITTLE?

475. AND I'VE BEEN EXTREMELY FORTUNATE,

476. FOR KAREN IS MY ASSISTANT,

477. AND AN EXCELLENT ONE.

478. OH, WE GET THE PICTURE.

479. AH.

480. OH.

481. BY THE WAY, WHAT HAS BROUGHT YOU

482. TO SUCH A BACKWARDS SPOT?

483. THE WIND, MAN. THE WILD WIND.

484. WELL, SIR, WE'VE COME TO INVESTIGATE A CERTAIN CAVE.

485. IT ISN'T FAR FROM HERE.

486. HMM.

487. NO GO, NAVAJO. UH-UH.

488. DOCTOR. YOU KNOW WHERE THE CAVE IS?

489. OH, YOU MUST NOT GO NEAR THAT CAVE.

490. BELIEVE ME.

491. AND WHY NOT?

492. IT'S CALLED RAINBOW VALLEY.

493. THE CARE BEARS LIVE THERE.

494. WHAT IS THAT?

495. ON THAT STONE, THERE'S A WARNING TO ALL.

496. IT SAYS "WARNING."

497. IT FORBIDS US TO GO THERE,

498. AND HE WHO DISOBEYS IT WILL NOT RETURN.

499. BUT WHY?

500. NOBODY KNOWS.

501. THE TROUBLE I'VE SEEN.

502. IT STOOD THERE THOUSANDS OF YEARS, SO THEY SAY.

503. ONLY A FOOL WOULD DISOBEY.

504. OUR ANCESTORS HANDED DOWN A WARNING

505. THAT AN EVIL SPIRIT DWELLS THERE,

506. AND IT IS DANGEROUS EVEN TO APPROACH

507. THE VALLEY OF THE RAINBOW.

508. GO ON.

509. THEN NO ONE HERE WILL ACT AS OUR GUIDE?

510. CERTAINLY NOT.

511. ALL THE PEOPLE ARE BEGGING YOU NOT TO GO.

512. YOU MUST RESPECT THEIR WISHES ON THIS POINT.

513. EVEN HIS ROYAL NECK BRACE SAYS SO.

514. ALL RIGHT, HUDDLE UP, EVERYBODY.

515. BRING IT IN. COME ON. BRING IT IN.

516. DARN TOURISTS.

517. HA.

518. THEY DON'T ANYONE TO GO NEAR THAT CAVE.

519. WHAT MORE PROOF COULD THERE BE

520. THAT THERE'S HIDDEN TREASURE THERE?

521. OF COURSE. AND THEY'VE EVEN CREATED A LEGEND

522. TO PROTECT IT.

523. THE EVIL SPIRIT IS REALLY THE SCORPION MY BROTHER MENTIONED THEN.

524. WE'LL NEVER GET A GUIDE FROM THEM.

525. AH, I'LL HAVE TO CALL KELLY GIRLS.

526. LET'S GO ALONE. THIS WAY.

527. BUT WHAT IF THE TREASURE REALLY DOES BELONG TO THESE NATIVES?

528. SO? WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT ANYWAY.

529. OKAY. HEY, LET'S GO.

530. - BUT I— - LET'S GO.

531. NO! NO! YOU MUSTN'T GO IN THERE.

532. WAIT! DON'T GO!

533. DISTURBED NATIVE REBUTTAL.

534. DON'T! DON'T GO IN THERE.

535. OH!

536. HEY, WATCH OUT!

537. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

538. I DIDN'T THINK THIS GUN WOULD COME IN HANDY SO SOON.

539. RIGHT. NOW, LET'S GO.

540. JUST LETTING OFF A LITTLE STEAM.

541. GOTTA GO.

542. OH, WE GOTTA GO TOO.

543. NICE MEETING YOU FOLKS.

544. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.

545. WHAT FOOLS.

546. PEAS AND CARROTS.

547. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK RIGHT AFTER THIS.

548. KIDS, HERE'S THE GREATEST AND NEATEST AND LATEST THING—

549. 5.000-PIECE FIGHTIN' MEN AND MONSTER SET.

550. SOME PIECES NOT INCLUDED.

551. ASTONISH AND BAFFLE YOUR FRIENDS AND FOES

552. WHILE YOU PULVERIZE JAPAN.

553. HERE'S WHAT YOU GET—

554. 500 JAPANESE LIGHT INFANTRY.

555. BODY PARTS MAY NOT BE MISSING.

556. 36 HELPLESS OFFICIALS,

557. 20 TANKS, 15 RECOILLESS RIFLES.

558. NOT IN THIS SET.

559. 24 BAZOOKA GUM RUNNERS.

560. 18 AMBULANCE CHASERS.

561. 12 JET FIGHTERS. STICK NOT INCLUDED.

562. 16 HELICOPTER PARTS,

563. 200 SHOOTING CROUCHERS,

564. 19 FIGHTING CLOWNS, EIGHT DESERTERS,

565. SIX GEESE A-LAYING,

566. 24 MOHAWK INDIANS, AND MUCH, MUCH, MUCH, MUCH MORE.

567. ACT NOW AND RECEIVE AT HALF THE EXTRA VALUE

568. THE MYSTIFYING MONSTER ACTION PACK.

569. FLAME ON WITH GAMERA. TORSO SOLD SEPARATELY.

570. HE SPITS REAL FIRE AND CAUSES REAL PAIN.

571. SOLID RUBBER BARUGON

572. COMES COMPLETE WITH OPTIONAL RAM TONGUE ACTION.

573. NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR NERVE DAMAGE.

574. AND AMUSE YOUR FRIENDS

575. WITH TOPO, MEEP SONG, AND BART THE BATTLIN' BELGIAN ENDIVE.

576. SOME PARTS MAY NOT EXIST.

577. ACT NOW, ACT OFTEN, AND SNAP ON THE ENTIRE

578. TOKYO METROPOLITAN AREA,

579. COMPLETE WITH BUILDINGS, BRIDGES,

580. AND THE BREAK-AWAY MOUNT INUKO DAM.

581. SMALLER THAN SHOWN.

582. TRAMPLE THE ADD-ON HAPLESS CITIZEN PLAY SET,

583. THEN ABHOR THE ACTION

584. WITH A FABULOUS ANTI-WAR PROTEST PACK.

585. SENATOR WELLSTONE NOT INCLUDED.

586. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.

587. RELIVE YOUR FAVORITE JAPANESE MOVIE CARNAGE

588. WITH THE LIGHTS, GAMERA, GAMERA ACTION SERIES.

589. THERE'S THE GIMP, THE GOON, THE SHAME-FILLED BROTHER,

590. THE HAPLESS GEISHA, AND THE PULL-APART VOODOO KENNY.

591. POSE IN THE NUDE WITH THE FRISKY KITTEN REVIEW,

592. THEN WATCH THE ACTION FROM HIGH ATOP TOKYO TOWER

593. AS THE TWISTED WORLD YOU CREATE EXPLODES,

594. IN RIVERS OF BLOOD AND ENDLESS PAIN. ORDER TODAY.

595. OFFER LIMITED. NOT AVAILABLE IN UTAH, PUERTO RICO—

596. PRICE IS SUBJECT TO END. PLEASE WEAR RUBBER UNDERWEAR,

597. AND SOME PARTS MAY BE MADE OF CHICKEN.

598. ACT NOW, BUY BONDS...

599. MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY!

600. OKAY. OKAY. BREATHE, BOY. BREATHE.

601. OH. MOMMY.

602. ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.

603. LET'S NOT DO THAT AGAIN.

604. HERE'S SOMETHING WE THINK YOU'LL REALLY LIKE.

605. MOMMY.

606. IT'S ALL RIGHT. THAT'S OKAY.

607. HEY, I FOUND MY HAMSTER.

608. WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR AGAIN?

609. WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?

610. HMM?

611. HUH?

612. A BOWLING BALL?

613. HEY! IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE!

614. EARL ANTHONY'S SIGNATURE.

615. I'M CRYING.

616. OUR GAMBLE PAID OFF.

617. NEAT.

618. WE GOT THE OPAL. IT'S OURS.

619. THOSE MEN, NO WONDER THEY TRIED TO STOP US.

620. THAT WAS FAST.

621. NOW WE'RE MULTI-MILLIONAIRES.

622. JUST WAIT TILL I GET HOME.

623. I'LL BUY A GREAT, BIG MANSION

624. AND KEEP ALL THE CUPBOARDS STOCKED FULL OF FOOD AND WINE.

625. OF ALL THE DUMB LUCK.

626. UH-OH. YOU GOT A LITTLE, UH...

627. RUBBER SCORPION.

628. SHE'LL BURST WITH HAPPINESS.

629. I'LL DO JUST WHAT I PLEASE FROM NOW ON.

630. - JUST THINK. - NO MORE BROCCOLI.

631. YOU'LL OWN AN AIRCRAFT COMPANY.

632. I'M SO PLEASED I SHALL GO MAD.

633. ONODERA, YOU SAY SOMETHING, HUH?

634. UH, ANY LAST WORDS?

635. HEY, ONODERA, AREN'T YOU HAPPY THAT WE FOUND IT?

636. UH, FRIENDSHIP IS WORTH MUCH MORE THAN THE OPAL TO ME.

637. I JUST WANT YOU KIDS TO BE GOOD.

638. HIRATAS, YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND.

639. IMAGINE SHARING ALL THIS WITH US.

640. IT'S FUN.

641. THINK HOW HAPPY HE'LL BE THAT WE FOUND IT.

642. OH, YEAH. I WISH I COULD TELL HIM.

643. HEY, HIRATA!

644. OLLIE, OLLIE, IN FREE.

645. WE FOUND THE OPAL ALREADY!

646. BOY, IS HE HIGH.

647. EXCUSE ME. DEATH, WHERE IS THY STING?

648. WE'RE WAITING.

649. WHAT AN ECCENTRIC PERFORMANCE.

650. ANY MINUTE NOW I THINK HE—

651. BINGO.

652. OOP, TIME TO BREAK OUT THE BACTINE.

653. WELL, AT LEAST HE'S DYING A MILLIONAIRE.

654. I'LL GET THE FIRST AID KIT.

655. PUSH DOWN ON THE WOUND.

656. DON'T GO!

657. FOR ONE BRIEF, SHINING MOMENT

658. THERE WAS A CAMELOT.

659. OOH. PUT A TOURNIQUET ON HIS NECK.

660. IT'S DARK!

661. OOH. KISS IT AND MAKE IT BETTER.

662. OKAY, BEAR DOWN. PUSH.

663. AH, IT'S A BOY. CONGRATULATIONS.

664. KAWAJIRI! KAWAJIRI!

665. HURRY!

666. KAWAJIRI, YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN UP ON ANYTHING BEFORE.

667. DON'T QUIT NOW, MAN.

668. KAWAJIRI! KAWAJIRI!

669. TOM AND JERRY? WHAT?

670. MUST HAVE BEEN HIS FAVORITE CARTOON.

671. OOH. WE HAD SO MUCH MORE TO DO.

672. HE DIED AS HE LIVED. GOOFY.

673. MM-HMM.

674. HEY, I HURT TOO, MAN.

675. HE WAS UNLUCKY.

676. HEY, I'M DEALING WITH IT. WHY CAN'T YOU?

677. CAN I HAVE YOUR WATCH?

678. SO, LUNCH?

679. DON'T CRY. IT'S NO USE.

680. LET'S GO.

681. COME ON, MAN.

682. YEAH, WE STILL GOT A THOUSAND WONDERFUL HOURS.

683. HEY, LET'S PUT HIM IN A REAL SCARY POSE.

684. WELL, THERE'S ONE GOOD THING AT LEAST.

685. WE'VE GOT THE OPAL.

686. WE MIGHT AS WELL GET GOING.

687. COME ON. YOU CAN'T BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE.

688. WUSS.

689. OH.

690. FOR SAFETY, I'LL KEEP THE OPAL. HMM?

691. YEAH, I'M BETTER NOW. I'M ALL RIGHT.

692. HUH?

693. HEY, NOW. DON'T YOU TRUST ME WITH IT?

694. WELL, I, UH... TRUST?

695. HMM.

696. YOU CAN KEEP THE OPAL.

697. I'LL TAKE THE GUN.

698. SORRY. THERE'S A SEVEN-DAY WAITING PERIOD ON THAT GUN.

699. HUH.

700. - OKAY. - GOOD DEAL.

701. ONE, TWO, THREE, GRAB IT.

702. - WAIT. - IT'S A FOOTBALL PHONE.

703. THERE MIGHT BE OTHER JEWELS HIDDEN IN THE CAVE.

704. HMM.

705. I'LL BET OURS ISN'T THE ONLY ONE.

706. LET'S LOOK, NOW THAT WE'RE IN HERE.

707. HEY, STEVE, DEAD BUDDY,

708. DO YOU THINK THAT WAS SMART OF ME

709. TO GET THE GUN FOR THE OPAL?

710. - I DID IT FOR YOU. - OOH!

711. MM. NIPPLE?

712. NOW TO DESECRATE THE BODY.

713. HEY, THAT'S MY FAMILY.

714. WONDER WHAT HIS SIGN WAS. SCORPIO?

715. - WITH THE BUG AND THE— - BING.

716. TICKLE. TICKLE.

717. NO ORGAN DONOR CARD.

718. YOU KNOW, IT'S A BRUNSWICK.

719. I'M GONNA BOWL A 300 WITH THIS BABY.

720. OH, HEY, THAT'S NOT BEING SUPPORTIVE

721. OF YOUR FRIEND'S FEELINGS.

722. AT LEAST HE'S LIGHTING A FEW CANDLES FOR THE GUY.

723. YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.

724. I DON'T THINK THOSE ARE CANDLES.

725. SPARKLERS.

726. AW, THE ROADRUNNER'S NEVER GONNA FALL FOR THIS.

727. HUH?

728. SURPRISE!

729. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

730. OH.

731. FILMED IN SENSURROUND.

732. IRWIN ALLEN.

733. AH, SHOOT. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN OUT OF THE CAVE FIRST.

734. WHAT WAS I THINKING?

735. NOTE TO MYSELF—

736. GET OUT OF CAVE BEFORE BLOWING IT UP.

737. ME AND MY BOOTY.

738. SPEAKING OF.

739. EASY ON THE VERMOUTH, PLEASE.

740. AND SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED. PLEASE.

741. OH, MY SALAD. I'M KIDDING.

742. COME HERE.

743. NOW!

744. GUESS NOT.

745. SAIGON. CAN'T BELIEVE I'M STILL IN SAIGON.

746. AW, HE'S MISSING THE LUAU.

747. OH, HE CAN WAIT.

748. WHAT AM I DOING IN THIS PLACE?

749. WE FOUND YOU IN TIME.

750. YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD...

751. MINUTES LATER.

752. BUT DON'T THINK THAT WE SAVED YOU OUT OF KINDNESS.

753. WE SIMPLY LIKE OUR MEAT FRESH.

754. IT'S FAIRLY CLEAR.

755. THAT FRIEND OF YOURS FOUND SOMETHING IN THE CAVE.

756. MAYBE.

757. HE'S GONE. THERE'S NO NEED TO COVER FOR HIM.

758. HE BETRAYED YOU, DIDN'T HE?

759. IN A WAY.

760. HE WANTED ALL OF WHAT WE FOUND.

761. AN OPAL.

762. AN OBOE?

763. OPAL?

764. YES, HUGE. IT WAS AS BIG OF THAT.

765. OH, YOU'RE THINKING OF AN OCARINA.

766. MY BROTHER HID THE OPAL INSIDE THAT CAVE 20 YEARS AGO.

767. HMM.

768. IT WAS TO BE SHARED BETWEEN US ALL.

769. DAD, DAD, HE SAID "OPAL" TO ME.

770. I THINK WE'RE GONNA BE MARRIED!

771. OH. I'M HUNGRY.

772. HEY, YOU GOT ANY TOAST, OR— OH.

773. MAN. I GOT TO GET A COAT HANGER DOWN THIS THING.

774. IT'S ITCHING LIKE A BEAR.

775. NOW WHAT?

776. GET YOUR POPCORN, PEANUTS,

777. JEWEL THIEVES, FROSTY MALTS.

778. BOB HOPE'S OUT THERE.

779. I THINK OUR FRIEND'S ABOUT TO BECOME A CASSEROLE.

780. I BETTER GET A PLAN. QUICK.

781. I GOTTA THINK OF SOMETHING.

782. I GOTTA GET THIS T-SHIRT BACK TO HENRY CHINASKI.

783. I TOLD HIM NOT TO GO IN THE CAVE,

784. AND NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENS!

785. OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. GAUGUIN'S HERE.

786. TELL HIM, DAD.

787. WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

788. IT'S A LONG DRUM SOLO.

789. IT'S NOT YOUR PLACE TO ASK.

790. THEY ARE PRAYING.

791. TO WARD OFF THE CURSE OF THE GODS.

792. CURSE OF THE GODS?

793. DO NOT SCORN WHAT EVEN SCIENCE CANNOT EXPLAIN.

794. SOMETHING TERRIBLE WILL HAPPEN...

795. DIDN'T SOMETHING TERRIBLE JUST HAPPEN?

796. THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF LIVES DEPEND ON ITS RETURN.

797. I SEE.

798. THE OPAL'S WORTH THAT MUCH, HUH?

799. WHAT YOU FOUND HAS NO MONETARY VALUE.

800. OH, TAKE THE MARBLES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, OLD MAN.

801. SO, UH, WHOSE LINE IS IT?

802. YOURS, MINE? ARE WE DONE?

803. IS THAT A WRAP? OH, WE'RE STILL ROLLING.

804. DOCTOR, LET ME GET IT BACK FROM JAPAN.

805. NO, YOU CAN'T.

806. YOU'RE A GIRL.

807. I WILL GO.

808. OH, NO.

809. YOU HAVE YOUR PATIENTS HERE

810. WHO NEED YOU DESPERATELY.

811. I WILL GO TO JAPAN.

812. YOU CAN'T.

813. YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN THERE.

814. IT WOULDN'T BE SANE FOR YOU TO GO OFF ALONE.

815. I HAVE NO CHOICE.

816. I MUST TRY TO SAVE THESE PEOPLE.

817. MY CHILD.

818. ASK HIM TO GO WITH ME.

819. LISTEN. THE THING YOU FOUND WASN'T A GEM.

820. YOU STILL THINK THAT IT WAS AN OPAL?

821. WELL, YEAH. WHO DOESN'T?

822. WE'RE AFRAID MISFORTUNE WILL FOLLOW.

823. THAT'S WHY WE ARE PRAYING.

824. YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT STORY, DO YOU?

825. HA.

826. SOMETHING TERRIBLE WILL HAPPEN NOW.

827. THE LEGEND WARNS THAT THE GODS WILL BE ANGRY.

828. YOU'VE DISOBEYED THE ORDER.

829. NONE OF US HAS EVER DARED TO VISIT THE VALLEY.

830. HO, HO, HO.

831. YOU'VE TOUCHED SOMETHING EVIL AND FORBIDDEN.

832. OH, I SUPPOSE YOU'RE PERFECT.

833. WHAT IT CAN BE, I DON'T KNOW,

834. BUT IT'S CERTAINLY NOT A GEM.

835. HEY, IT'S THE START OF BONANZA.

836. HOSS, LITTLE JOE.

837. THANK GOD THEY USED DOWNEY.

838. THE TIME TUNNEL. IN COLOR.

839. I THINK IT'S MACKEREL

840. WITH CHEESE SAUCE AND A DOLLOP OF CREAM.

841. OR MAYBE NOT.

842. IT'S OUT OF FOCUS, WHATEVER IT IS.

843. A PIECE OF LIVER.

844. THIS MOVIE IS FASCINATING.

845. NOT.

846. YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S A BALLPARK FRANK.

847. SEE, IT'S PLUMPING AS HE COOKS IT.

848. OH.

849. WELL, I THINK WE'VE PRETTY MUCH DETERMINED

850. THAT IT IS NOT AN OPAL.

851. UGH.

852. NOTHING SAYS LOVING LIKE SOMETHING FROM THE OVEN.

853. CAUTION—FILLING IS HOT. AND ALIVE.

854. AND SO THE EGG,

855. YOUNG AND BLUE,

856. SEARCHES FOR ITS MOTHER.

857. HEY, LITTLE MUC-Y GUY.

858. HEY, SONNY ROLLINS IS PRACTICING ON THE BRIDGE AGAIN.

859. HEY, DOCTOR. PLAY ONE MORE GAME, HUH?

860. WELL, I HOPE THAT I'LL BE ABLE TO WIN IT.

861. SOMEBODY GET THAT GUY A BRA.

862. IT'S GETTING LATE.

863. WE AREN'T GOING TO SHORE TILL TOMORROW.

864. AREN'T WE?

865. THE SICK BAY DOOR WON'T OPEN.

866. HEY, LOOK. IT'S A CLOWN.

867. OPEN IT.

868. PUT THIS FLOWER THERE.

869. I WANT TO GIVE IT TO YOUR DEAD FRIEND.

870. NOT NOW. SOME OTHER TIME.

871. HEY, IT'S THE DJ FROM DEEE-LIGHT.

872. YOU SEE, MY FATHER DIED ON THAT ISLAND.

873. SO YOUR FRIEND DOESN'T SEEM

874. LIKE A STRANGER TO ME.

875. OPEN IT.

876. PLEASE GIVE HIM THE KEY.

877. I GOT BOARDWALK, PARK PLACE.

878. OH!

879. HEY, WHO TOOK THE TIRES OFF THE DOCK?

880. NEXT WEEK ON "VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA."

881. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

882. ENGINE ROOM. GIVE ME THE ENGINE ROOM.

883. CAPTAIN. CAPTAIN.

884. UH-OH.

885. GOODBYE, MOM. BYE.

886. HEY, JAKE AND ELWOOD.

887. HMM.

888. CAB CALLOWAY.

889. THAT'S A SHIP.

890. WHAT'S HAPPENING.

891. TOY BOAT. TOY BOAT. TOY BOAT.

892. HIRATA, YOU SURE THEY'VE GOT THE OPAL?

893. ALL RIGHT, THEN. LET ME SEE IT.

894. YOU'RE ASKING A VERY HIGH PRICE.

895. YES, YES.

896. I KNOW.

897. OOH, AT 7:00 A.M. THE MAIN HATCHWAY CAVED IN.

898. WRECK OF THE ELLA FITZGERALD.

899. HEY, ADAM CLAYTON POWELL.

900. ABANDON SHIP!

901. AAH! PANIC!

902. WHAT'S HAPPENED TO THE SHIP?

903. IT BLEW UP.

904. HEY, IT'S FUNNY GIRL, AND THERE'S BARBRA STREISAND.

905. McHALE!

906. TAXI. OH.

907. TAXI. OH.

908. CAB! GOING UPTOWN.

909. JEEP? OH.

910. WELCOME TO ELLIS ISLAND.

911. YOUR NAME IS NOW BOB SMITH.

912. ANDOLINI? NO, YOU'RE NOW CORLEONE.

913. AND I THINK I'LL NAME YOU APPETITE.

914. THANK YOU. HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR NORWEGIAN PRINCESS CRUISE.

915. TAKE THE AMBULANCE OVER THERE.

916. TAKE THAT BLANKET.

917. OOPS. I WET 'EM.

918. HEY, DID YOU EVER SEE THE MOVIE PAPILLON?

919. I—I SAVED THIS.

920. HEY, THEY'RE GIVING AWAY FREE CLOTHES OVER THERE.

921. I WAS LUCKY. SOMETHING IMPORTANT.

922. SOMETHING IMPORTANT TOO.

923. WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE?

924. YOUR FRIEND'S BONES.

925. YOU CAN KEEP 'EM, YOU FOOL.

926. - HUH? - THEY'RE PIGS' BONES.

927. WAH, WAH, WAH.

928. PIGS' BONES?

929. EXCUSE ME. HAVE YOU COME FROM THAT SHIP?

930. I HAVE.

931. DO YOU KNOW WHERE KEISUKE IS?

932. WHO'D YOU SAY?

933. CASEY KASEM?

934. UH, HE WAS A SEAMEN ON THE SAME SHIP.

935. UH, LET ME SEE.

936. EH, LET'S SEE. I'M A PSYCHIC.

937. THE GREAT CARNAC.

938. LET ME SEE, UM...

939. ONODERA! ONODERA.

940. - HUH? - HMM.

941. THANK HEAVENS YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

942. BUT WHERE'S MY BROTHER? KEISUKE.

943. CASEY KASEM?

944. BAD NEWS.

945. WHAT'S HAPPENED TO HIM THEN?

946. BAD NEWS.

947. SORRY.

948. SORRY.

949. HE'S DEAD.

950. HUH?

951. HE'S... DEAD?

952. MM. HE SLIPPED AND FELL.

953. ONTO SOME LIVE GRENADES.

954. SHH.

955. KAWAJIRI TOO.

956. KAWAJIRI? COWABUNGA.

957. I SEARCHED FOR THEM BOTH. THROUGH THE WHOLE CAVE.

958. FOR ABOUT TEN SECONDS.

959. BUT I COULDN'T FIND THEIR BODIES.

960. IT WAS TERRIBLE.

961. DID YOU FIND THE GEM?

962. DID YOU? I WANNA LOOK AT IT.

963. OF COURSE. I'VE GOT IT.

964. IS IT TRUE? IS IT?

965. LET ME SEE IT THEN.

966. THE OPAL SANK WHEN THE SHIP DID.

967. HMM?

968. I WAS KEEPING IT SAFE BY HIDING IT IN MY CABIN.

969. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!

970. WELL, I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.

971. ALL RIGHT, IT WASN'T MY CABIN.

972. THE SEA ISN'T VERY DEEP RIGHT HERE.

973. A DIVER CAN RETRIEVE IT.

974. NO, NO, NO. UH, UH, UH, UH.

975. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO.

976. YOU'RE A FOOL TO THINK WE'LL EVER GET IT BACK.

977. YOU CALL ME WHEN I'VE FOUND IT.

978. TILL THEN, I'LL KEEP MY MONEY.

979. GOODBYE.

980. WELL, IT'S DOWN TO ME AND YOU

981. AND ME AND PART OF YOUR EYE.

982. BELIEVE ME?

983. HEY! WHAT'S THAT?

984. IT'S YOUR FINGER, AND IT'S POINTING.

985. DOPE.

986. OH, IT'S THE GHOST OF ESTHER WILLIAMS.

987. IT'S—NO, IT'S MR. BUBBLE,

988. AND BOY IS HE CHEESED.

989. IT'S A MR. BUBBLE POOL PARTY.

990. HELP, POLICE, THERE'S A MAN IN THE BATHTUB.

991. STOP, GRANDMA. IT'S ME.

992. WHAT'LL WE DO?

993. WE NEED MORE CALGON.

994. THERE ARE TWO JAPANESE ARMY JEEPS

995. IN THE LOT WITH THEIR LIGHTS ON.

996. OH!

997. LOOK AT THAT!

998. HI, THERE. I'M A JUICY NEW CHARACTER.

999. ENJOY ME.

1000. I'M WHAT'S KNOWN AS THE COMPLICATION.

1001. THE ANTAGONIST, IF YOU WILL.

1002. AAH!

1003. WELL, FOR MY FIRST NUMBER,

1004. I'D LIKE TO CRASH A WAREHOUSE.

1005. IT'S AN OLD FAVORITE. I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.

1006. IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

1007. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1008. I DID THAT ON THE SULLIVAN SHOW,

1009. BUT, UH, THEY ONLY FILMED ME FROM THE WAIST UP.

1010. THEY SAY I FLIPPED 'EM OFF,

1011. BUT IT'S JUST THE WAY MY FINGERS ARE CONSTRUCTED.

1012. IF GAMERA CRAVES FIRE,

1013. WHAT DOES BARUGON CRAVE?

1014. UH, BEN AND JERRY'S CHERRY GARCIA.

1015. NATCH.

1016. HEY, I'M DOING MY OWN STUNTS.

1017. IF WHOLESOME, FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT

1018. IS OLD-FASHIONED THEN CALL ME OLD-FASHIONED.

1019. HEY, HEY, LOOK AT THE CLOWN JEEP.

1020. OH.

1021. COME, TINY TIM.

1022. OH, BLESS US, EVERYONE.

1023. YEAH, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

1024. WAIT! ONODERA!

1025. WAIT TILL WE GET BACK TO OSAKA.

1026. WHAT'D HE SAY?

1027. WELL, ROUGHLY TRANSLATED, IT MEANS "BEAT CHEEKS."

1028. OH.

1029. HEY, DRAG THAT NURSE ALONG.

1030. SHE MIGHT COME IN HANDY.

1031. OH, HE'S LEAKING. UGH.

1032. LIKE IT SO FAR? BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE.

1033. THIS SERRATED EDGE WILL SLICE TOMATOES SO THIN

1034. YOU CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH THEM.

1035. ABOUT THIS TIME, MOST FOLKS ARE WONDERING

1036. AM I A DOG?

1037. I DON'T EVEN KNOW. RUFF RUFF.

1038. JUST KIDDING.

1039. OH, NO. HE THINKS IT'S A GIANT FIRE HYDRANT.

1040. DON'T LIFT YOUR LEG, BOY.

1041. I THINK, UH...

1042. WHY DON'T YOU TREAT YOURSELF?

1043. YOU'RE A GROWING MONSTER. GO AHEAD.

1044. WHOA. HE GOT THAT FROM GENE SIMMONS.

1045. I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND NOW. BLAGH!

1046. - TIME TO GO? - TIME TO GO.

1047. - AW. - COME ON.

1048. I WANNA WATCH THE PUPPY.

1049. JUST A BEER AND A BUMP SOMETIMES.

1050. OH, BUT I NEVER REALLY DRINK ANYTHING.

1051. YOU KNOW THAT. I'LL HAVE THE OCCASIONAL LIGHT BEER,

1052. AND MERLE LIKES HIS SCOTCH, YA KNOW.

1053. BUT ANYWAY, YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE

1054. WHAT MARGARET TOLD ME ABOUT THE STEWARD BOY.

1055. OH, I AM DYING. JUST TELL ME.

1056. APPARENTLY WHAT HE'S INTO—

1057. OKAY, HOW WAS EVERYTHING, LADIES?

1058. OH, YOU REALLY DID A NUMBER

1059. ON THIS MEXI-CITA FAJITA SUPER BELL GRANDE TREAT-A, DIDN'T YOU?

1060. OH, IT WAS GOOD, AND SO FILLING.

1061. OH, YES. EVERYTHING'S JUST WONDERFUL.

1062. I'M REALLY FULL.

1063. OKAY, GOOD. WELL, I'M GONNA BE HEADING BACK

1064. TO GET THE DESERT TRAY,

1065. AND, UH, DO YOU WANT ANYTHING?

1066. COFFEE, TEA, SHOT OF TEQUILA?

1067. HUH?

1068. HEAVENS NO. WE'RE FINE. THANK YOU.

1069. OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. EXCUSE ME.

1070. HE IS SUPER NEAT AND SO CREATIVE.

1071. OH, HONEY, THEY ALL ARE.

1072. THIS IS MY FAVORITE PLACE TO COME.

1073. OH, NOT EVERY DAY,

1074. BUT, YOU KNOW, A SPECIAL TREAT SOMETIMES.

1075. YOU SEE ALL THE ANTIQUES ON THE WALL HERE?

1076. OH, I LOVE THEM.

1077. OH, THEY DO IT UP SO COLORFUL.

1078. YOU GOTTA GET DOWN HERE ON HALLOWEEN SOMETIME,

1079. 'CAUSE THEY ALL DRESS UP IN COSTUMES

1080. AND IT'S SUPER COLORFUL AND SO MUCH FUN.

1081. OKAY, HERE WE ARE, GIRLS.

1082. OH, MY. OH, WE'RE IN TROUBLE NOW, HONEY.

1083. NOW OVER HERE,

1084. WE'VE GOT TGI TOKYO'S BIGGEST SELLER.

1085. HERE IT IS. THE CHOCOLATE TOWERING INFERNO,

1086. AND IT IS DECADENT.

1087. BUT, UH, YOU PROBABLY DON'T LIKE CHOCOLATE, DO YOU?

1088. - OH, NO, I LOVE CHOCOLATE. - YES.

1089. I'M KIDDING. OF COURSE EVERYONE LOVES CHOCOLATE.

1090. UH, THIS ONE HERE YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED IN.

1091. I'M JUST KIDDING. IT'S A LITTLE RICH, YOU KNOW.

1092. BUT THIS IS OUR APPLE DOUBLE MURDER SUICIDE TORT.

1093. IT'S KIND OF SPICY AND IT HAS A LITTLE RUM IN IT,

1094. SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO SEE YOUR IDs, GIRLS.

1095. OH, YOU ARE SO SWEET. SO SWEET.

1096. ANYWAY, THIS LAST ONE OVER HERE

1097. IS TOO DENSE FOR ME TO EVEN PICK UP.

1098. THIS IS OUR VANILLA CROSS-COUNTRY KILLING SPREE

1099. WITH FUDGE SAUCE.

1100. ONE BITE OF THIS AND YOU LOCK TONGUES WITH LOKI,

1101. EVIL GOD OF STRIFE AND DISCORD

1102. ON THE SEVENTH PLATFORM OF HELL.

1103. I'M JUST KIDDING. IT'S A LITTLE RICH.

1104. CAN I GET YOU ONE?

1105. HONEY, THAT'S THE ONE I'M GONNA HAVE THERE.

1106. OH, NOTHING FOR ME, PLEASE.

1107. AND A DIET PEPSI PLEASE.

1108. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S GOOD.

1109. UH, ONE OF THOSE AND A DIET PEPSI.

1110. I'LL GET YOU A FORK JUST IN CASE YOU WANNA TRY IT, OKAY?

1111. - HE KNOWS ME SO WELL. - HE SURE DOES.

1112. - HE'S SUCH A CUTE BOY. - OH, SAY, WAITER.

1113. - OH, WAITER? - YEAH.

1114. UH, COULD WE HAVE SEPARATE CHECKS PLEASE?

1115. UH, I'M SORRY, LADIES, WE DON'T TO THAT HERE AT TGI TOKYO.

1116. - AH, WHAT A JERK. - NO KIDDING.

1117. - UH, LADIES... - YES?

1118. - WE HAVE MOVIE SIGN! - AAH!

1119. THAT WAS JUST DELIGHTFUL.

1120. OH, THAT WAS SWEET.

1121. OH, YOU GOT ANY TUMS IN THE CAR?

1122. I GOT A LITTLE GAS, I THINK.

1123. I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO POSTPONE THE SEARCH

1124. UNTIL THIS MONSTER'S DEAD.

1125. WE CAN'T PUT IT OFF FOREVER.

1126. IT'LL BE TOO LATE.

1127. THE JUNE WEDDING IS SO CLICHE.

1128. THE POLICE AND THE INSURANCE COMPANY

1129. ARE BOUND TO MESS AROUND WITH THAT SHIP.

1130. OOH, THAT'S GOOD BOOZE.

1131. THEN WE'LL NEVER GET THE OPAL BACK.

1132. SO WE'LL HAVE TO ACT NOW.

1133. IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE WE'VE GOT TO FIND IT.

1134. FIRST, WE'LL NEED MONEY.

1135. OH, I'VE GOT QUITE A BIT OF MONEY PUT ASIDE.

1136. THAT'S GOOD. IS IT IN CASH?

1137. I HAVE A DOWRY. WE COULD LIVE WITH MY FOLKS.

1138. AND WE CAN HIRE THE DIVER.

1139. HIRATA! HIRATA.

1140. THE MONSTER IS GETTING NEARER TO OSAKA.

1141. - WHAT? - HUH?

1142. THE RADIO SAYS SO.

1143. IT'LL KILL ALL OF US.

1144. LET'S LEAVE HERE. LET'S GET OUT.

1145. FINE, HONEY. WHAT TIME'S DINNER?

1146. WE HAVING RICE AGAIN?

1147. WE CAN'T PULL IT UP, BECAUSE WE'VE GOT TO LEAVE OSAKA.

1148. IF WE GO NOW, WE'LL LOSE IT.

1149. AFTER ALL THE RISKS I'VE TAKEN.

1150. I'M LEAVING. LET'S GO TO KOBE.

1151. - IT'LL BE SAFE THERE. - YEAH.

1152. NO. I'M NOT GOING UNTIL WE'VE BROUGHT THAT OPAL UP HERE.

1153. THIS CONFUSION'S JUST WHAT WE NEED.

1154. NOBODY'LL NOTICE.

1155. - NOT NOW. - FOOL. WE'VE GOT TO.

1156. NO, WE'LL HAVE TO GIVE IT UP FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

1157. I CAN'T GIVE IT UP.

1158. NOT AFTER I'VE KILLED TWO MEN.

1159. - HUH? - OH?

1160. - ONODERA. ONODERA. - WE CAN'T WAIT LONGER.

1161. ONODERA, WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID?

1162. TELL ME. YOU SAID THAT YOU KILLED TWO MEN.

1163. UH, OH, THAT FIGURE OF SPEECH.

1164. METAPHOR. HA. TEASING.

1165. YOU KILLED THEM BOTH?

1166. WELL, NOT AT THE SAME TIME.

1167. I ONLY MEANT THEY'VE GIVEN THEIR LIVES FOR THIS.

1168. - LIAR. - PANTS ON FIRE.

1169. YOU MURDERED MY BROTHER

1170. SO THAT YOU'D HAVE THE OPAL TO YOURSELF.

1171. OF COURSE NOT.

1172. MAYBE I DID.

1173. YOU KILLED THEM.

1174. YOU KILLED THEM BOTH IN COLD BLOOD.

1175. NO. NO.

1176. TINY TIM, NO!

1177. OH, WHATEVER YOU DO,

1178. DON'T HIT THE INFLATABLE REINDEER. PLEASE!

1179. HENRY, THE BOYS ARE AT IT AGAIN.

1180. OH.

1181. YOU KILLED HIM. YOU KILLED MY BROTHER!

1182. YOU DIRTY RAT.

1183. STOP IT. STOP IT.

1184. YOU'RE KILLING HIM.

1185. SHOULDN'T ONE OF THEM KNOW KUNG FU?

1186. - NOT ENOUGH ROOM. - AH.

1187. THAT'S IT. OUT YOU PIXIES GO.

1188. THROUGH THE DOOR. OUT THE WINDOW.

1189. YOU'RE KILLING HIM!

1190. HEY, SHE'S GOT MONEY ON YOU. DON'T LOSE.

1191. NO! PLEASE!

1192. HEY.

1193. DON'T WORRY. SHE'S A STUNT MOM.

1194. OOH. OH.

1195. OW.

1196. OH, GREAT. FINISH HIM OFF WITH A BOWLING LOCKER.

1197. OH, THAT HAD TO HURT. WITH HIS BAD BACK?

1198. ALL RESIDENTS MUST EVACUATE OSAKA AT ONCE.

1199. DO NOT DELAY.

1200. NOW WHERE ARE THOSE RAFFLE TICKETS?

1201. ONODERA. SAVE ME.

1202. GET ME OUT OF HERE.

1203. FORGET THE LUNCH AND GO FOR THE WALLET.

1204. MM-HMM.

1205. SAVE ME!

1206. LET'S SEE. PICK SIX...

1207. THANKS FOR A LOVELY DINNER.

1208. AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU USED DIAL?

1209. DON'T YOU WISH EVERYONE DID?

1210. WHEW.

1211. LET'S GET OUT!

1212. SMELLS LIKE A DEAD CAT IN THERE.

1213. NICE WOOD GRAIN.

1214. REALLY NICE.

1215. SHE'S WEARING A GARTER.

1216. OH. VERY STYLISH SHOT, REALLY.

1217. AW, JOEL, CAN I HAVE A PUPPY LIKE THAT?

1218. PLEASE?

1219. YOU KNOW, HE'D BE PERFECT FOR RING TOSS.

1220. LOOK AT THE BEAK ON HIM.

1221. YOU FOLKS GOTTA EXCUSE ME.

1222. I'M NOT USED TO THIS CITY.

1223. HOT CHILD IN THE CITY.

1224. RUNNIN' WILD. LOOKIN' PRETTY.

1225. HEY, WHERE ARE ALL THE NICK GILDER JOKES?

1226. BOY, LET ME TELL YOU.

1227. POOR SUCKERS CHAINED TO A DESK

1228. WHILE I ROAM FREE. GO FIGURE.

1229. YOU KNOW, I MISS MY HOT WHEELS SET.

1230. BYE.

1231. TOYLAND. TOYLAND.

1232. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M STILL IN TOYLAND.

1233. A WORLD OF WHIMSY.

1234. OH, LOOK AT HIM GO.

1235. GOOD THING HE'S SPORTING TEFLON, HUH?

1236. HOW ABOUT A TONGUE SANDWICH, TOKYO?

1237. YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T SEE THAT A LOT IN NATURE.

1238. NO.

1239. IT'S ALL CHRISTMASY!

1240. FROSTED MINI TANKS, GANG.

1241. ROSEBUD.

1242. HIS TANK WAS CALLED ROSEBUD.

1243. DID YOU KNOW THAT?

1244. RUINED IT.

1245. EVERYTHING WITHIN REACH IS IMMEDIATELY DESTROYED.

1246. HI, FOLKS. HOW'S THE SHOWER, LADY?

1247. IT'S 10:00. DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR KIDS ARE?

1248. I ATE 'EM! HA, I LOVE THAT.

1249. PROPERTY VALUES PLUMMET

1250. WHEN WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD SUFFERS FROM FREEZER BURN.

1251. OOH.

1252. LITTLE NIP IN THE AIR.

1253. - REALLY. - HUH?

1254. UNUSUAL WEATHER WE'RE HAVING.

1255. IT'S A MARSHMALLOW WORLD.

1256. IT'S PRETTY!

1257. A FROZEN PAGODA TREAT.

1258. HUH?

1259. AH, SHOW ME SOMETHING I HAVEN'T SEEN.

1260. YOU KNOW, I SAW A WIRE. THAT WRECKS THE WHOLE THING.

1261. - YOU MEAN THIS IS FAKE? - YEAH.

1262. OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

1263. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE TONGUE, SCARECROW?

1264. LET'S SEE. THAT'S CALLED FRENCH COMBAT, ISN'T IT?

1265. OH!

1266. ABORT MISSION.

1267. UH, WE'RE TAKING ORDERS. WHO WANTS A BEAR CLAW?

1268. OH, I'M NOT IN THIS SCENE.

1269. WAIT A MINUTE. MAO IS A TOASTMASTER?

1270. THE MONSTER CAN DESTROY EVERYTHING WITH ITS TONGUE.

1271. YOU TRY SAYING THAT WITHOUT LAUGHING.

1272. WEAPONS ARE USELESS.

1273. - WELL THEN. - LET'S NOT SEND YOUR MEN.

1274. NEXT ATTACK ON IT FROM SOME DISTANCE.

1275. WILL THAT BE SAFE ENOUGH?

1276. POSSIBLY. WE DO HAVE ONE SITE THAT'S OUT OF HIS RANGE.

1277. RIGHT HERE. WHERE WE HAVE OUR MISSILE CORPS STATIONED.

1278. HEY, THAT'S IRELAND.

1279. IT'LL BE TOO FAR AWAY.

1280. THE MONSTER'S TONGUE CANNOT POSSIBLY REACH IT.

1281. IT'S ONLY A MILE LONG.

1282. WHOA.

1283. ESTES PARK, COLORADO, MEET THE STINGER, BIG BERTHA,

1284. THE GREMLIN.

1285. HE'S DREAMING OF BIG, MUTATED-ARMOR-COVERED RABBITS.

1286. ALL RIGHT.

1287. WHOA. HAS THAT GUY BEEN NEAR RADIATION?

1288. HAVING HOT FLASHES.

1289. THE MEN HAVE COMPLETED PREPARATION, SIR.

1290. - H!

1291. HELLO ACE AWARDS, YOU TWO.

1292. WE ARE STANDING BY FOR ORDERS, SIR.

1293. RIGHT. BEGIN THE ATTACK.

1294. - MORNING. - OH, GOOD MORNING.

1295. - HI, EVERYBODY. - AH, GOOD MORNING.

1296. UGH.

1297. MORNING. THIS IS BARUGON.

1298. STARTING OUR BROADCAST DAY.

1299. WAIT A MINUTE. SOMETHING'S ROTTEN IN OSAKA NOW.

1300. HE WAKES UP WITH THE WORST BREATH OF THE MILLENNIUM.

1301. WONDER IF THEY'LL CALL OFF SCHOOL TODAY.

1302. IT'S THE ROCKETTES.

1303. WHOO!

1304. LEGS UP, GIRLS.

1305. WHAT? A SPINE IN TECHNICOLOR SPECTRUM RAY?

1306. AH, IT'S A SKITTLES COMMERCIAL.

1307. OH, YEAH. FROM HELL.

1308. OH, I'M SURE HE COULD DO THAT.

1309. HOW DO HE KNOW?

1310. BING.

1311. HMM.

1312. WELL. THAT WENT WELL.

1313. GAMERA'S ATTRACTED BY ANY FORM OF HEAT ENERGY.

1314. AND I'M ATTRACTED TO BEA ARTHUR. GO FIGURE.

1315. SO GAMERA'S FLYING TOWARD IT OVER OSAKA.

1316. HEY.

1317. OOH.

1318. OOH.

1319. HE'S BECOMING A STARBURST FRUIT CHEW BEFORE MY EYES.

1320. OH.

1321. GAMERA'S MELTING LIKE A LEMON DROP

1322. HIGH ABOVE THE CHIMNEY TOPS.

1323. UH, SIR, IT'S NOT AN ESCALATOR.

1324. - WHOA! - AAH!

1325. RIGHT IN THE EARS.

1326. THE ATTACK BY THE MISSILE CORPS

1327. HAVE PROVED UNSUCCESSFUL

1328. AGAINST BARUGON'S RAINBOW.

1329. AND HERE WE END THE 9:00 P.M. NEWS BULLETIN.

1330. WHAT, DO YOU THEY GOT RADIOS IN THEIR KIDS' HEADS?

1331. - WHAT? - ... AS THEY HAPPEN.

1332. IN THE MEANTIME, SOME MUSIC BY YANNI.

1333. YOU KNOW, IT'S UNSETTLING, BUT BEAUTIFUL.

1334. QUIETLY DISTURBING.

1335. WHAT A DISMAL PLACE TO BE HOLD UP WITH...

1336. NO, YOU CAN'T PLAY YOUR ACCORDION.

1337. STUCK HERE LIKE A BUNCH OF ANIMALS.

1338. HUH? WHY ARE THEY MAKING ALL THIS FUSS

1339. ABOUT A PHONY LITTLE MONSTER, HUH?

1340. WHY?

1341. WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP?

1342. YOU MAKE ME SICK.

1343. OH, NOT REALLY.

1344. OH, REVEREND MOON'S HOLDING A PRAYER AND SHARE.

1345. GAMERA IS VULNERABLE TO THE COLD.

1346. HE HAS BEEN FROZEN POWERLESS BY THIS NEW MONSTER.

1347. NAMED CLARENCE BIRDSEYE.

1348. BUT THE SECOND MONSTER IS UNHARMED,

1349. AND NOW THE AUTHORITIES ARE WITHOUT THE MEANS...

1350. MY GOD. IT'S BARUGON.

1351. BARUGON?

1352. IT IS.

1353. I THOUGHT IT WAS ANOTHER MONSTER,

1354. BUT IT'S MY BARUGON.

1355. ATTENTION PLEASE. ATTENTION PLEASE.

1356. OH, GOD, COULD HE KISS.

1357. AIRLINES FLIGHT AB-711...

1358. KAREN.

1359. SAN FRANCISCO, SEATTLE, AND VANCOUVER

1360. IS ABOUT TO LEAVE.

1361. PASSENGERS WILL PLEASE PROCEED...

1362. KAREN, WHAT'S WRONG? ARE YOU ILL?

1363. I'M CARRYING BARUGON'S CHILD.

1364. THEY'VE COME TOO LATE.

1365. I JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT YOUR STORY WAS TRUE.

1366. I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR BRINGING THIS.

1367. AAH!

1368. DON'T DO THAT.

1369. AS SOON AS IT'S POSSIBLE TO GET THERE.

1370. YOU KNOW OF A WAY TO GET RID OF IT?

1371. YES, I DO.

1372. I'VE GOT THE ANSWER HERE.

1373. LET'S HURRY TO STOP ALL THIS HORROR.

1374. OKAY. I'M WITH YOU.

1375. WHOA.

1376. HEY!

1377. GEE, LAY OFF FOR A MINUTE, WOULD YA?

1378. CRYING OUT LOUD.

1379. OH, THAT'S A BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED MODELS.

1380. THAT'S CUTE.

1381. OH, AND I CAN'T EVEN GET THIS OPEN. D'OH!

1382. HEY, LOUIE, YOU STILL OKAY IN THERE?

1383. YEAH, I'M OKAY.

1384. - HUH? - YOU.

1385. ONODERA.

1386. OH, IT'S WITH THE THING, AND THE...

1387. SORRY ABOUT THE THING WITH THE—

1388. BUT IT'S A GOOD THING.

1389. ASSASSIN.

1390. LOOK AT THAT LOBE.

1391. MAN, AS LEOPOLD TOO.

1392. WE'LL BE ABLE TO FIND THE OPAL.

1393. YOU FOOL. IT WASN'T A JEWEL.

1394. - WHAT'S THAT? - IT WAS A MONSTER'S EGG.

1395. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

1396. GOOD ONE.

1397. I TELL YOU THAT THE OPAL

1398. IS THE EGG OUT OF WHICH THE MONSTER HATCHED!

1399. IT'S OUR FAULT.

1400. YOU AND I BROUGHT THIS DESTRUCTION HERE.

1401. WE'RE GOING TO KILL THAT MONSTER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

1402. DON'T GIVE ME THAT STORY.

1403. NO, HERE'S ONE. TWO CHINAMEN WALK INTO A BAR.

1404. HA.

1405. I'VE JUST COME FROM MY BROTHER'S.

1406. HE AND HIS WIFE ARE BOTH DEAD.

1407. THEIR HOUSE BURNED.

1408. SOMEONE SAW YOU RUNNING OUT OF THEIR HOUSE

1409. JUST BEFORE THE FIRE. YOU!

1410. HEY, I WAS IN AUSTRIA DURING THE WHOLE THING.

1411. HONEST.

1412. NOT MY FAULT.

1413. YOU LIAR!

1414. PANTS ON FIRE.

1415. OH, THAT'S GOOD. HIT HIM WITH WICKER.

1416. NOT THE JOHNNIE WALKER!

1417. HEY, UH, HONEY, YOU CAN JUMP HERE ANY TIME.

1418. JUMP IN. COME ON.

1419. THANK YOU. FINALLY.

1420. THERE WE GO.

1421. UH-OH. GINSU 2000.

1422. CUTS THROUGH LEAD PIPE AND STILL DISEMBOWELS.

1423. YEAH. FEEL LIKE I'M WATCHING MANNIX.

1424. DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN.

1425. YOU'D THINK THEY'D BE ABLE TO USE KUNG FU OR SOMETHING.

1426. YEAH. WHERE'S BRUCE LEE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

1427. SUCKER PUNCH.

1428. OW.

1429. OW.

1430. AH, YOU'RE LUCKY MY CHICK'S HERE, MAN.

1431. THAT'S IT. DON'T TRY TO UNDERSTAND HIM.

1432. JUST RIDE AND ROPE AND BRAND HIM.

1433. NOW, WHEN I LEFT THE HOUSE THIS MORNING

1434. I HAD A SHORT ROPE, A LONG ROPE,

1435. AND A MEDIUM-SIZED ROPE.

1436. NOW, I DON'T KNOW ANY TRICKS—

1437. SORRY. SORRY.

1438. CAN YOU PUT YOUR FINGER THERE FOR A SEC?

1439. TIME ON THAT? TIME PLEASE?

1440. OH, HE'S BEEN SHOOTING UP.

1441. HUH?

1442. WHAT IN THE WORLD?

1443. HOLD ON HERE.

1444. HEY.

1445. WAIT A MIN...

1446. THIS IS ONE WEIRD SCENE.

1447. UGH.

1448. UH, YOU GOT A LITTLE, UH...

1449. AH, FORGET IT.

1450. YOU ARE ONE SPOOKY CHICK.

1451. DO YOU MIND IF I DON'T CALL YOU AGAIN? UGH.

1452. HE'S JUST HER TYPE TOO.

1453. "A" POSITIVE, THAT IS.

1454. YOU KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL WHEN YOU'RE BLOODY.

1455. I'M ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.

1456. HEY. PLEASE HELP ME.

1457. LET'S GO. LET'S GO.

1458. HEY. WAIT.

1459. I—I APOLOGIZE.

1460. HELP ME.

1461. I'M TRYING TO SAY I'M SORRY.

1462. POOR GUY.

1463. SO...

1464. HEY, HER HAIR GOT SHORTER.

1465. MAY I TELL YOU SOMETHING, IF YOU PLEASE?

1466. - NO. - YES, GO AHEAD.

1467. I SUCKED HIS BLOOD, AND I LIKED IT.

1468. BARUGON IS A LAND ANIMAL.

1469. ONCE IN THE WATER, HIS CELLS MELT.

1470. PURPLE BLOOD FLOWS OUT QUICKLY.

1471. AT LEAST THAT IS THE LEGEND

1472. OUR ANCESTORS HAVE PASSED DOWN TO US.

1473. - HIS STRENGTH GOES RAPIDLY. - HMM.

1474. BUT ALSO HIS TONGUE WOULD BECOME PARALYZED

1475. AND THEREFORE HARMLESS,

1476. AND IT WOULD BE EASY TO APPROACH HIM

1477. AND DESTROY HIM THEN.

1478. HMM, LIKE THE WICKED WITCH, EH?

1479. WE MUST LURE BARUGON TO THE WATER

1480. AND THEN HE'LL DROWN HIMSELF.

1481. IT'S THE ANSWER.

1482. AND HOW DO WE LURE HIM?

1483. WITH THIS.

1484. - HMM. - DOVE BARS?

1485. OH.

1486. JET TRAFFIC.

1487. SAY...

1488. WE HAVE PRESERVED THIS HUGE DIAMOND IN OUR VILLAGE

1489. FOR MANY GENERATIONS.

1490. BUT WHAT HAS THE DIAMOND GOT TO DO WITH BARUGON?

1491. AH, KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON. IT'S CUBIC ZIRCONIA.

1492. THIS'LL DRAW HIM ON IRRESISTIBLY.

1493. WE CAN USE IT TO LURE HIM INTO THE WATER?

1494. DOES YOUR VILLAGE HAVE MANY DIAMONDS THIS SIZE?

1495. SIMMER DOWN, YOU GOLD DIGGER. GEE.

1496. JUST THIS ONE IS LEFT.

1497. EVERY THOUSAND YEARS A MONSTER SUCH AS THIS

1498. IS BORN IN MY VILLAGE.

1499. THAT'S A LONG GESTATION PERIOD.

1500. EACH TIME ONE IS BORN,

1501. ANOTHER OF OUR DIAMONDS MUST BE SACRIFICED.

1502. IT IS DROPPED INTO THE LAKE

1503. TO LURE THE MONSTER TO ITS DEATH.

1504. IF THAT'S THE CASE, I REALIZE HOW PRECIOUS

1505. THIS LAST DIAMOND IS.

1506. ARE YOU SURE THAT BARUGON WILL RESPOND

1507. AS THE LEGEND HAS PREDICTED?

1508. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN IT,

1509. YOU ARE DOUBTING THE GODS.

1510. WHOA. GUESS I STEPPED ON A FEW TOES THERE.

1511. SORRY.

1512. WE HAVEN'T TIME TO WASTE.

1513. IT'S THE ONLY IDEA THAT HASN'T BEEN TRIED.

1514. OH, WHAT ABOUT THE "Z" PLAN?

1515. WE'LL PUT IT TO WORK AT ONCE.

1516. SORRY.

1517. IN WHICH DIRECTION SHALL WE GUIDE YOU?

1518. IS THERE A LARGE LAKE TO SINK HIM IN?

1519. THERE'S BIWA LAKE.

1520. I CAN'T UNTIE IT.

1521. WELL, CUT IT WITH THAT KNIFE. THERE.

1522. GEISHAS WHO LOVE TOO MUCH.

1523. HURRY.

1524. OH, THE ROPE, NOT MY WRIST.

1525. CAREFUL.

1526. THE SAFEST PLACE TO DEPOSIT HIM.

1527. AUTHORITIES HOPE THAT THE 5.000 KARAT DIAMOND...

1528. THAT'S IT. TALK IT OVER WITH JACK DANIELS.

1529. WOW. WHAT AN INCREDIBLE SCHEME.

1530. A 5.000 KARAT DIAMOND,

1531. TO BE SUNK IN BIWA LAKE, JUST TO GET THE MONSTER.

1532. WHAT?

1533. ARE YOU SURE?

1534. OF COURSE. A NATIVE GIRL BROUGHT IT TO JAPAN.

1535. WHO TOLD YOU?

1536. THE RADIO ANNOUNCED IT.

1537. WAS SHE IN BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN?

1538. THOSE NATIVES DID HAVE A JEWEL.

1539. WORTH MORE THAN I'D EVER DREAMED OF.

1540. BUT DADDY NEEDS HIS MEDICINE.

1541. AH.

1542. LAST CALL.

1543. ALL RIGHT. SO I'LL GET IT.

1544. WANT A DROOL BUCKET? OH, RIGHT ON ME.

1545. IN A FINAL ATTEMPT TO RID JAPAN OF BARUGON,

1546. OPERATION DIAMOND IS PUT INTO EFFECT.

1547. THEY OFFERED HIM A COCKTAIL.

1548. A 5.000 KARAT DIAMOND IS USED

1549. TO TRICK THE MONSTER

1550. INTO ABANDONING HIS NATURAL ENVIRONMENT, LAND,

1551. FOR THE WATERS OF LAKE BIWA.

1552. SCENIC LAKE BIWA.

1553. YEAH, RIGHT. I'M HEADING OFF TO A LAKE?

1554. YOU THINK I WAS BORN YESTERDAY?

1555. OH, WAIT. I WAS.

1556. TRAFFIC ON THE I-94 OUTBOUND

1557. IS STILL BUMPER TO BUMPER

1558. DURING THE SUNDOWN SLOWDOWN.

1559. WANT IT.

1560. BARUGON, ARE YOU UP TO ONE OF YOUR LITTLE SCHEMES AGAIN,

1561. YOU LITTLE CONNIVER?

1562. GET ME. I'M CAROL CHANNING.

1563. NO, HE'S CUTER THAN CAROL CHANNING.

1564. OH.

1565. YOU KNOW, DON'T YOU THINK A DISCO BALL

1566. WOULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE CHEAPER?

1567. MM-HMM.

1568. OH, LOOK. THERE'S LIZ TAYLOR.

1569. NO, HE'S SMALLER THAN LIZ TAYLOR.

1570. COME ON. BE NICE.

1571. OH, FUN.

1572. WHAT'S WRONG?

1573. KEEP DANGLING AND SHAKING IT.

1574. I THINK HE'S GOING FOR IT.

1575. TRY JERK BAIT.

1576. I—I GOTTA GO WALKIES.

1577. UGH.

1578. NO USE. HE WON'T FOLLOW.

1579. WE'VE FAILED.

1580. HERE'S ONE FOR YOU.

1581. WHY DID I CROSS THE ROAD?

1582. THERE'S NO RIGHT ANSWER. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

1583. NOW WHAT?

1584. WE SMELL ONE.

1585. SHAME, SHAME, ALL AROUND.

1586. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

1587. OVERPASS? I DON'T THINK SO.

1588. IF THIS LEGEND THAT THE VILLAGERS BELIEVE IN

1589. - IS REALLY TRUE... - AND I DOUBT IT.

1590. THEN KINDLY TELL ME WHY HE DISREGARDED THE DIAMOND.

1591. HE DIDN'T LIKE THE CUT, THE CLARITY,

1592. THE COLOR, OR KARAT.

1593. I SUSPECTED THE VALIDITY OF HER STORY

1594. FROM THE FIRST TIME THAT I HEARD HER SPEAK.

1595. IT WAS TOO MUCH OF A FAIRYTALE

1596. AND WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LISTENED TO HER.

1597. AW, JEEZ, HEAP MORE SHAME ON HER.

1598. BESIDES, I DOUBT VERY MUCH THAT THERE WAS A REAL DIAMOND.

1599. IF A GEM THAT SIZE EXISTED ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD,

1600. THERE'D BE REPORTS OF IT.

1601. SO IT FAILED. BUT IT ISN'T HER FAULT.

1602. SHE WAS DOING HER BEST TO GIVE YOU HER HELP.

1603. - LISTEN. - YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO LAY ALL THE BLAME ON US.

1604. YEAH, AND SCARECROW'S BRAIN!

1605. JUST REMEMBER THAT IT WAS YOUR GREED

1606. THAT BROUGHT ALL THIS MISERY UPON US IN THE FIRST PLACE.

1607. YOU GOT ME.

1608. BUT STILL. WE TRIED TO HELP.

1609. BE QUIET!

1610. AND GO TO YOUR ROOM.

1611. I ACTED SHAMEFULLY, I KNOW.

1612. SHE'S BLAMELESS.

1613. SHE GAVE YOU ONE POSSIBLE PLAN.

1614. IT'S JUST BEEN A FOOLISH WASTE OF PRECIOUS TIME.

1615. I KNOW, BUT IT ISN'T HER FAULT.

1616. DIE! DIE! DIE!

1617. I'M SORRY. FORGIVE ME.

1618. AREAS TO THE WEST HAVE BEEN MOVED...

1619. I HAVE TO GO NOW.

1620. TO THE LITTLE GENERAL'S ROOM, YOU KNOW.

1621. HE HURTS ME SO.

1622. THERE, THERE, DEAR.

1623. LET'S GET YOU A PINT OF FRESH TYPE "A."

1624. HMM?

1625. OH, GET A ROOM.

1626. MM-HMM.

1627. I'LL REPEAT THAT MESSAGE...

1628. UH, I HATE TO PULL RANK ON YOU, SON,

1629. BUT, UH, HMM.

1630. IN FACT, WE'RE VERY MUCH OBLIGED TO YOU.

1631. YOU TRIED YOUR BEST.

1632. SHE IS A WILD TIGRESS, ISN'T SHE?

1633. EXCUSE ME. THIS GENTLEMAN IS DR. SATO.

1634. HELLO.

1635. AH. HOW ARE YOU?

1636. - FINE, THANKS. - GOOD.

1637. YOU?

1638. THIS TIME YOU'VE GOT SOME REAL TROUBLE.

1639. OH, WE CERTAINLY HAVE.

1640. THINK YOU CAN HELP US?

1641. HAVE YOU GOT SOME SUGGESTIONS TO MAKE?

1642. I'M GLAD I STOPPED BY. ON MY WAY OVER HERE...

1643. I BELIEVE THAT BARUGON

1644. WAS EXPOSED TO AN INFRARED RAY WHILE STILL AN EGG.

1645. AND I BELIEVE FOR EVERY DROP OF RAIN THAT FALLS

1646. A FLOWER GROWS.

1647. YOU SEE, I WAS ON THE SHIP

1648. THAT BROUGHT THE EGG HERE TO JAPAN.

1649. ONODERA. HE WAS THE MAN WHO FOUND THE EGG,

1650. THINKING IT WAS A GEM.

1651. HE WAS THEN RECEIVING INFRARED-RAY TREATMENT

1652. FOR ATHLETE'S FOOT.

1653. WHAT'S SO ABSORBING, JUNIOR?

1654. NOW IT SEEMS QUITE POSSIBLE

1655. THAT HE FORGOT TO TURN THE LAMP OFF.

1656. IT WAS PROBABLY DIRECTED TOWARDS THE EGG.

1657. HEY, LOOK BACK THERE.

1658. IT'S CARY GRANT IN THE FABERGE YEARS.

1659. AT VERY CLOSE RANGE,

1660. AND OVER QUITE A SUBSTANTIAL PERIOD OF TIME.

1661. CASTRO'S THERE TOO.

1662. SPEEDED UP CONSIDERABLY THE GROWTH OF THE MONSTER.

1663. THEN THAT EXPLAINS IT.

1664. NOW I UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENED.

1665. THE LEGEND SAYS BARUGON SHOULD TAKE TEN YEARS

1666. TO REACH HIS PRESENT SIZE.

1667. AH, INDEED.

1668. ARE YOU CERTAIN THAT IT SHOULD TAKE TEN YEARS TO MATURE?

1669. YES. I AM.

1670. BARUGON IS REALLY A FREAK WITH AN ABNORMAL BODY.

1671. I KNOW THE FEELING.

1672. THAT'S SOMETHING WE DOCTORS CAN EXPLAIN.

1673. IF AN EXPECTANT MOTHER IS EXPOSED TO RADIOACTIVITY,

1674. A FREAK MAY BE BORN.

1675. LIKE RICK JAMES?

1676. SO THEN THAT'S WHY IT SHOWED NO INTEREST IN THE DIAMOND.

1677. THAT'S RIGHT.

1678. HE'S A SUPER FREAK.

1679. LISTEN. NOW THAT WE KNOW THAT IT'S A FREAK,

1680. ISN'T THERE SOME DIFFERENT WAY THAT WE SHOULD ATTACK IT?

1681. IT'S HERBIE!

1682. EXPOSE THE DIAMOND TO THE INFRARED RAY.

1683. WILL THAT DO US ANY GOOD?

1684. NO, BUT IT WILL PAD THE FILM OUT A LITTLE BIT.

1685. BARUGON MUST THEREFORE RESPOND FAVORABLY TO IT.

1686. YEAH, I'M BUYING THIS BIG TIME.

1687. NOW THEN. PERHAPS THE DIAMOND, IF RADIOACTIVE,

1688. WILL BE EFFECTIVE.

1689. BARUGON MAY RESPOND TO IT

1690. AS YOU FIRST HOPED.

1691. BARUGON, THAT'S ME.

1692. KAREN, IS THERE ANY WAY TO MAKE HIM STAY WHERE HE IS NOW?

1693. UH, WE COULD STAPLE HIM TO THE FLOOR.

1694. THERE'S ONE POSSIBILITY.

1695. OUR VILLAGES HAVE ALL BEEN PRAYING FOR RAIN.

1696. IF HEAVEN CARES, IT WILL SEND US RAIN.

1697. WHY RAIN?

1698. YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA?

1699. WATER WILL WEAKEN HIM.

1700. OUR LEGEND SAYS THAT THE MONSTER CANNOT MOVE WHILE IT RAINS.

1701. SHE KIDDIN' US?

1702. BUT WHY WAIT FOR THE GODS.

1703. ISN'T IT EASY NOW TO CREATE RAIN?

1704. HECK, MY AUNT COULD DO IT.

1705. WE'LL PRODUCE IT, ALL RIGHT.

1706. YOU DIRECT.

1707. MANMADE RAIN FROM HELICOPTERS.

1708. A FLIGHT OF HELICOPTERS IS SENT TO FLY OVER BARUGON...

1709. SPRAYING ONTO HIM MANMADE RAIN.

1710. A MIST-LIKE LIQUID, WHICH IT IS HOPED,

1711. WILL ARREST THE MONSTER'S MOVEMENTS.

1712. SEND IN THE CLOUDS.

1713. THE RAIN SHOULD MAKE BARUGON

1714. UNABLE TO EXHALE HIS FREEZING VAPOR,

1715. THUS RENDERING HIM HARMLESS.

1716. OR AT LEAST DROWSY

1717. AND UNABLE TO OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY.

1718. WELL, COULD BE WORSE.

1719. HOW?

1720. COULD BE RAININ'.

1721. WHOA.

1722. CATCH THE DROPS ON YOUR TONGUE. IT'S FUN.

1723. YOU KNOW, UH, RAINY DAYS AND MONDAYS ALWAYS GET ME DOWN.

1724. IT'S TRUE.

1725. POPPIES. POPPIES WILL MAKE HIM SLEEP.

1726. WELL, LET'S HEAD OVER TO THE BOZO DRUM!

1727. HOO-HOO!

1728. THIS MACHINE IS CALLED A DEATH RAY PROJECTOR,

1729. AND A RUBY IS PUT IN TO ACT UPON THE LIGHT MOLECULES.

1730. THUS THE WAVES OF LIGHT ARE BROKEN DOWN.

1731. - RIGHT NOW... - OH, JUST GET ON WITH IT.

1732. YOU CAN SEE THE MACHINE IS IN THE EXPERIMENTAL STAGE,

1733. AND CANNOT BE PUT TO PRACTICAL USE.

1734. BUT NOW POSSIBLY WE CAN EMPLOY THE DIAMOND

1735. - INSTEAD OF THE RUBY. - NEAT.

1736. - LET'S INSERT IT. - TOGETHER.

1737. AND TRY ITS EFFECTIVENESS.

1738. YOU'RE TRYING MY EFFECTIVENESS.

1739. WE'RE ANXIOUS TO TRY IT OUT AT ONCE.

1740. TURN IT ONTO BARUGON AND SEE IF IT WORKS.

1741. OKAY.

1742. HE'S SLEEPING. SOMEBODY PUT HIS HAND IN WARM WATER.

1743. DARN POACHERS.

1744. WELL, THERE GOES OUR RIDE.

1745. HI.

1746. WHY, BARUGON, YOU'RE CRYING.

1747. FAKE. I'M JUST RESTING MY EYES.

1748. OH, LOOK AT HIM. HE'S ALL OVER THE ROAD.

1749. OH, NO. OH, AND HERE COMES A HAPLESS FAMILY

1750. ON A SUNDAY RIDE.

1751. UM, HONEY, THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE ROAD AHEAD.

1752. WHAT IS THIS, THE UNIVERSAL TOUR?

1753. BEGIN.

1754. THE BEGUINE.

1755. OOH.

1756. RIGHT. MOVE FORWARD.

1757. LOVE IS KINDA CRAZY WITH A SPOOKY LITTLE GIRL LIKE HER.

1758. MM-HMM.

1759. HMM?

1760. OH, COMPANY. MY FAVORITE SNACK.

1761. KAREN, GOT IT?

1762. SHE NEVER LOST IT.

1763. AH, BE CAREFUL.

1764. MUSIC GOES ROUND AND ROUND AND COMES OUT HERE.

1765. WHOA. LOOK, HE'S LEAKING.

1766. NO, HE'S JUST DIESELING.

1767. OH.

1768. PREPARATIONS READY, SIR.

1769. GOOD. START.

1770. OH. BEGIN.

1771. WE'LL START.

1772. - GET GOING. - ENGAGE.

1773. - MAKE IT SO. - NOW.

1774. - FIRE. - INITIATE.

1775. - GO. - TIME TO GET IT MOVING.

1776. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GAMERA?

1777. YOU KNOW, HE GOT TOP BILLING.

1778. HE MUST HAVE A REALLY GOOD AGENT, I THINK.

1779. I SUPPOSE SO.

1780. NOW...

1781. HE'S MOVING! IT'S MOVING!

1782. HEY!

1783. GOOD. DRIVE ON.

1784. THERE'S THAT GLOWING GUY AGAIN.

1785. ONCE HE GETS INTO THE SPOTLIGHT,

1786. WE'RE EXPECTING HIM TO DO A COUPLE JAZZY SHOW TUNES.

1787. SPOTLIGHT DANCE. BARUGON.

1788. DOING THE DOG.

1789. GOOD.

1790. WELL SAID.

1791. AH, YOU KNOW, I WAS SINGING FOR THE PEOPLE.

1792. THEY WERE CRAWLING AT ME.

1793. THEY WERE THROWING...

1794. SHE'S GOT THE FLARE-NOSTRIL LOOK I LOVE SO MUCH.

1795. OH, NOW WATCH.

1796. HE'LL HAVE BLACK RINGS AROUND HIS EYES

1797. WHEN HE PULLS THE BINOCULARS DOWN.

1798. COME ON, HERE IT GOES.

1799. HERE IT GOES—AW.

1800. OH, NO!

1801. WHAT'S WRONG?

1802. EVERYTHING. WE GOTTA LENGTHEN THE MOVIE.

1803. I'M SO EMBARRASSED.

1804. RUFF. RUFF.

1805. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

1806. RIGHT!

1807. WON'T START, HUH?

1808. MOMMY!

1809. MOMMY, MOMMY, IT'S YOUR BOY!

1810. OH, NO. HE'S DOING JOLSON.

1811. TURN OUT THE LIGHT. QUICKLY.

1812. OKAY.

1813. HEY.

1814. HEY, GUESS YOU SAW IT.

1815. RIGHT.

1816. NOW I'LL DO EARTHA KITT.

1817. DON'T GO TOO CLOSE. BE CAREFUL.

1818. IT'S GOING TO BE DANGEROUS.

1819. NO.

1820. NOW. SWITCH ON.

1821. FOR ACTION!

1822. AND NOW I'D LIKE TO TELL A FEW THINGS ABOUT SHOW BUSINESS...

1823. ABOUT THE TIME THAT I MET THIS MAN

1824. THAT WAS COMING TO ME ON BROADWAY.

1825. RIGHT. BOARD NOW.

1826. YES, SIR.

1827. ORDERS CAME DOWN.

1828. - DON'T SAY IT. - RIGHT.

1829. SO HERBERT NORVILLE COMES TO ME,

1830. AND HE SAYS THAT...

1831. COMMENCE PROGRESS, NOW!

1832. TO THE LAKE!

1833. YAY, WE'RE ALL GOING TO THE LAKE!

1834. YAY! WHOOPEE!

1835. BRING THE INFLATABLE DOG.

1836. I'M NOT GOING IN THE TUNNEL.

1837. WELL, I'M SURE NOT GOING TO LOSE THAT DIAMOND.

1838. TIME TO BLOW.

1839. NO, DON'T GO. YOU CAN'T TAKE SUCH A RISK.

1840. LET GO OF ME AND STAY OUT OF MY CAR.

1841. PLEASE DON'T GO. COME BACK HERE.

1842. GET AWAY!

1843. NO, DON'T GO. DON'T GO!

1844. OH, HEY, CROW,

1845. ANYMORE BREWSKIS IN THE COOLER THERE?

1846. UH, NO. HOW ABOUT A FROZEN DAIQUIRI CONVECTION?

1847. OH, SURE. THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

1848. BOY, IT SURE IS A NICE DAY TODAY, HMM?

1849. YEAH, LIKE A WARM SUMMER NIGHT BACK HOME.

1850. YOU KNOW, BACK ON EARTH

1851. WE USED TO HANG OUT AT THE BEACH ALL THE TIME.

1852. OR ELSE WE'D GO TO THE DRIVE-IN, WHICH WAS REALLY FUN.

1853. THE DRIVE-IN?

1854. OH, YEAH.

1855. WE'D ALL PILE INTO THE CAR

1856. AND HEAD OUT TO THE OLD LUCKY TWIN

1857. BACK IN BUFFALO ON ROUTE FIVE.

1858. OH. JOEL, TELL US ABOUT THE MOVIES AGAIN, HMM?

1859. WELL, MY LITTLE CINEMATIC SIDEKICKS,

1860. YOU KNOW, IN THOSE DAYS, WE HAD REAL STARS.

1861. WE DIDN'T NEED DIALOGUE. WE HAD FACES.

1862. OH, KINDA LIKE THIS GAMERA FILM, HUH, JOEL?

1863. OH, YEAH, BUT THAT'S—

1864. THIS FILM CERTAINLY HAD A LOT OF FACES.

1865. I'LL GIVE YOU THAT FOR FREE.

1866. BUT THESE FILMS NEVER SEEM TO HAVE ANY BIG-NAME STARS.

1867. WELL, THAT'S WHERE YOU AND I SPLIT THE DOG,

1868. MY LITTLE RED PAL.

1869. UH, THIS FILM IS PACKED WITH CELLULOID HEROES,

1870. AND THEY NEVER FEEL ANY PAIN.

1871. HUH.

1872. IT WAS A MAGIC TIME IN HOLLYWOOD.

1873. STARS JUMPED AT THE CHANCE TO APPEAR IN A GAMERA FILM.

1874. HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU. CAMBOT, DO IT LIKE I LIKE IT.

1875. SEE, CHECK IT OUT. THERE'S EDWARD G. ROBINSON,

1876. FRESH FROM HIS ROLE IN SOYLENT GREEN.

1877. NOW SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR SOYLENT GREEN, SEE.

1878. SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE.

1879. YEAH, WHATEVER. HERE'S ELVIS COSTELLO MAKING HIS SCREEN DEBUT.

1880. I DON'T KNOW. LOOKS MORE LIKE MARSHALL CRENSHAW TO ME.

1881. OR ARNOLD STANG.

1882. OH, YEAH, LOOK. HERE'S PETER USTINOV.

1883. HEY, IT LOOKS "USTINOV" LIKE HIM TO ME.

1884. UH, YEAH. AND HERE WE HAVE LON CHANEY, JR.

1885. UH, RIGHT. SURE, JOEL. THAT'S—

1886. HEY, LET ME FINISH. NEXT WE HAVE STEVE ALLEN.

1887. CLAUDE AKINS AND HARRISON FORD.

1888. ODDJOB AND WILLEM DAFOE,

1889. ROBERT BLAKE AND WILLEM DAFOE.

1890. UH, JOEL, ARE YOU OKAY?

1891. HEY, SHUT UP. HANK WILLIAMS, JR.

1892. JERRY LEWIS AND WILLEM DAFOE.

1893. UH, JOEL, WHEN YOU WENT TO THE DRIVE-IN,

1894. DID YOU SPEND A LOT OF TIME TO THE TRUNK?

1895. DID I MENTION JERRY TO YOU BOTS?

1896. YOU GUYS PROBABLY DON'T KNOW HIM

1897. HARDLY WORKING OR CRACKING UP,

1898. BUT, OH, LADY MISTER HEEMINY HOMEN,

1899. WHAT IN THE HEY? OH...

1900. PLEASE HELP ME. UH...

1901. UH, FOLKS, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

1902. SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE THIS.

1903. OH, BOY.

1904. UGH.

1905. THINK I GOT A SUNBURN.

1906. TOLD YOU THERE'S A LOT OF STARS IN THIS MOVIE.

1907. NEAT.

1908. CAREFUL, ROBIN.

1909. BOTH HANDS ON THE BAT ROPE AT ALL TIMES.

1910. IT'S YOU. WHY ARE YOU HERE?

1911. - I'M GETTING THAT DIAMOND. - FIGURES.

1912. HASN'T YOUR GREED CAUSED ENOUGH GRIEF ALREADY?

1913. WHY DON'T YOU GET OUT OF HERE?

1914. OH, BOY. YOU KNOW, GUYS,

1915. I'M STARTING TO DOUBT THEIR FRIENDSHIP.

1916. AAH!

1917. CRYING OUT LOUD.

1918. HUMANS. WHO CAN UNDERSTAND 'EM?

1919. GO FIGURE.

1920. WHAT'S GOING ON?

1921. HEY, SERGEANT, GO AND CHECK.

1922. - DOCTOR. DOCTOR. - GIVE ME THE NEWS.

1923. I HAVE A RIGHT TO GET AT THAT DIAMOND.

1924. NO, YOU HAVEN'T.

1925. DANCE. DANCE. THE LAMBADA.

1926. - THE FORBIDDEN DANCE? - YEAH.

1927. OR ELSE I'LL SHOOT.

1928. - HI. - OH, THERE.

1929. AH, WAIT, WAIT. I DON'T HAVE MY SKIS UP.

1930. AAH!

1931. UH-OH.

1932. OH, THAT'S GIVING HIM THE RASPBERRY.

1933. HELP ME! I'VE BEEN FRENCHED TO DEATH!

1934. I CALL THAT A MANWICH.

1935. JUST SOMETHING TO HOLD HIM OVER UNTIL HE GETS TO OSAKA.

1936. NOW YOU CAN'T GO BACK IN THE WATER

1937. FOR ANOTHER HOUR. REMEMBER THAT.

1938. WHY ARE THEY SO SAD?

1939. THAT'S THE GUY THAT KILLED HIS BROTHER.

1940. WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT WATCHING A MAN GET TONGUED TO DEATH.

1941. WELL, THAT'S THE WAY I WANT TO GO. WHOO!

1942. WELL, THAT'S IT. WE'RE LICKED.

1943. SORRY. SORRY! SORRY.

1944. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.

1945. MOM, MOM, WATCH ME DIVE!

1946. THROW ME A STICK. I'LL CATCH IT.

1947. THE PLAN HAS FAILED.

1948. BARUGON HAS SWALLOWED THE MASSIVE DIAMOND.

1949. OUR ONLY HOPE IS THAT HE'LL PASS IT.

1950. THE ONLY METHOD THAT WE HAVE LEFT

1951. TO GET RID OF THE MONSTER HAS NOW BEEN...

1952. O.A.K.

1953. - GET THE HELICOPTERS. - SIR.

1954. HAVE THEM PRODUCE RAIN SO BARUGON CAN'T MOVE.

1955. - THERE IS NO OTHER WAY. - SIR.

1956. I LOVE THE THEATER. I DO.

1957. MEANWHILE, AT A STORAGE UNIT OUTSIDE OF OSAKA...

1958. HMM?

1959. WHAT ARE THEY, AT A COLUMBO TRYOUT?

1960. IT'S USELESS LOOKING AROUND HERE.

1961. WE WON'T FIND A THING.

1962. YEAH, THE AUDIENCE HAS LEFT TOO.

1963. EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD,

1964. I'VE BEEN TOLD OF THE DISASTROUS RAINBOW

1965. THAT THE MONSTER CAN MAKE.

1966. OH, WHAT'S SHE GOING ON ABOUT?

1967. BECAUSE ONE IS BORN ONLY AFTER EACH THOUSAND YEARS,

1968. I WANTED TO SEE IT WITH MY OWN EYES.

1969. I WAS TOO YOUNG THE LAST TIME.

1970. NO MATTER HOW TERRIFYING IT WAS.

1971. MM-HMM.

1972. OH, SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW.

1973. I'M SORRY. I WASN'T LISTENING.

1974. DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

1975. NO ONE WILL EVER BE ABLE TO GET RID OF IT NOW.

1976. IT'S OUR PUNISHMENT FOR WANTING SO MUCH WEALTH.

1977. SO WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO DONALD TRUMP?

1978. YES. YES, SHE'S BUYING IT.

1979. IF ONLY I COULD WORK UP A TEAR.

1980. OH. SHE'S GOING FOR IT.

1981. WAIT A MINUTE. A NAPKIN?

1982. THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.

1983. HONEY, YOU'RE BRILLIANT.

1984. UGH.

1985. HMM?

1986. NOW, WHAT ARE THESE?

1987. SNAP ZOOMS.

1988. THEY LOOK LIKE REARVIEW MIRRORS.

1989. THEY'RE ALL THAT'S LEFT OF THE JEEP.

1990. ARE THESE QUESTIONS RHETORICAL?

1991. ALONG WITH EVERYTHING ELSE.

1992. THEY APPEAR TO BE IMPERVIOUS.

1993. NEAT.

1994. SEE WHAT THAT MEANS?

1995. THERE'S A WEAKNESS IN THE RAINBOW.

1996. AND THERE'S MORE OF US!

1997. OH. OH.

1998. NOW, DOCTOR,

1999. ISN'T THE RAINBOW SIMILAR TO A DEATH RAY PROJECTOR?

2000. WELL, IT'S KIND OF A REACH, BUT MAYBE.

2001. I BELIEVE THAT'S RIGHT.

2002. YES!

2003. - SEEMS LOGICAL. - SURE.

2004. WHEN THE RAINBOW HIT THE MIRROR,

2005. IT SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN REFLECTED

2006. IN JUST THE WAY LIGHT IS.

2007. IT WASN'T HARMED.

2008. BECAUSE THE ENERGY DIDN'T PENETRATE IT.

2009. - AH, I SEE. - YES.

2010. - REFLECTED. - KILL HIM. OH.

2011. THE PRINCIPAL ITSELF'S REALLY A SIMPLE-ENOUGH ONE.

2012. HMM.

2013. YOU MAY HAVE HIT ON SOMETHING IMPORTANT.

2014. BUT WILL THIS HELP US?

2015. CAN WE USE IT AGAINST BARUGON?

2016. NO, BUT IT'S SOMETHING TO DO.

2017. YES, SIR.

2018. I'M AN AMATEUR IN THESE MATTERS,

2019. BUT I HAVE AN IDEA.

2020. HMM?

2021. HERE, NOW HOLD OUT YOUR ARM.

2022. THESE FLAMES CAN REACH AN EXTREMELY INTENSE HEAT.

2023. THEY CAN EVEN MELT STEEL.

2024. AND YET, THE STOVE ITSELF

2025. IS QUITE UNAFFECTED BY ALL THIS HEAT.

2026. NOW WHY?

2027. - HO! - AAH!

2028. DON'T... JEEZ.

2029. THE FLAMES ARE EJECTED OUTWARDS AWAY FROM IT.

2030. BUT IF THEY'RE TURNED IN,

2031. ONTO THE BURNER ITSELF, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN THEN?

2032. OH, GREAT. WE'RE TAKING A SHOP COURSE ALL OF A SUDDEN.

2033. NOW I'M, UH, GONNA MAKE A BIRD HOUSE FOR YOU FOLKS.

2034. - SO YOU SEE? - I MADE A FLUTE.

2035. BY ITS OWN FLAME. WHEN EXPOSED TO IT.

2036. MM-HMM.

2037. IN THE SAME WAY, BARUGON CAN BE DESTROYED.

2038. UH, COME AGAIN?

2039. DO WE NEED TO KNOW THIS FOR THE TEST?

2040. WHAT DO YOU THINK, SIR?

2041. YOU'RE TOASTED, AREN'T YOU?

2042. THAT'S QUITE AN IDEA.

2043. BUT SURELY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO APPLY IT HERE.

2044. ON BARUGON.

2045. WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SUPPORT ME?

2046. THESE MIRRORS.

2047. WE'LL MAKE A MIRROR LARGE ENOUGH

2048. AND REFLECT HIS RAINBOW ONTO HIM.

2049. SO, IN THEORY,

2050. BARUGON WILL BE MADE TO DIE BY HIS OWN RAINBOW.

2051. YEAH, IF THAT MAKES IT WORK FOR YOU. OF COURSE.

2052. HMM.

2053. - HOW VERY FITTING. - IRONIC. I LOVE IT.

2054. ALL RIGHT. PLEASE GET READY TO CARRY IT OUT.

2055. GET YOUR COSTUMES ON.

2056. SO THE MICROWAVE ANTENNA AT THE SUMMIT OF MT. KASHIKA

2057. IS TURNED INTO A MIRROR,

2058. IN READINESS FOR OPERATION REARVIEW MIRROR.

2059. GIANT SHREDDED WHEAT IS DEPLOYED.

2060. HUNDREDS OF WORKMEN ARE EMPLOYED,

2061. TREATING EVERYTHING THAT HOLDS THE MIRRORS IN PLACE

2062. WITH A MERCURY PREPARATION.

2063. TANKS OF WINDEX ARE COMMISSIONED BY THE GOVERNMENT.

2064. KIDS ARE TOLD BY THE THOUSANDS NOT TO SMUDGE THE MIRRORS.

2065. AT THE SAME TIME, ACTION IS BEING TAKEN

2066. TO KEEP BARUGON IN ONE SPOT.

2067. GEORGE WINSTON MUSIC IS PLAYED FOR HIM.

2068. PREPARATIONS FOR OPERATION REARVIEW MIRROR

2069. HAVE BEEN COMPLETED.

2070. THE GROUND FORCE IS MAKING USE

2071. OF ALL ITS MOST ADVANCED WEAPONS

2072. IN THE ATTACK AGAINST BARUGON.

2073. IT IS HOPED THAT IN THIS WAY BARUGON WILL BE ANGERED.

2074. AND MAYBE A LITTLE PUT-OUT.

2075. HE WILL RESPOND BY SENDING OUT HIS MOST POWERFUL WEAPON—

2076. - THE RAINBOW. - OF FORGIVENESS.

2077. LEFT BY 300 DEGREES.

2078. 300 "DEGWEES"?

2079. LEFT BY 300 DEGREES.

2080. "WOGER."

2081. OH.

2082. DOWN 28 DEGREES, FIVE SECONDS.

2083. DOWN 28 DEGREES, FIVE SECONDS.

2084. HECK OF A TAN IN THAT THING.

2085. STOP. CORRECT RANGE.

2086. "COWWECTING" RANGE, SIR.

2087. 35, SIR.

2088. RIGHT!

2089. WE'RE READY NOW. EVERYTHING'S IN PLACE TO BEGIN.

2090. DOCTOR. WON'T IT BE BETTER TO WAIT UNTIL NIGHT

2091. WHEN WE CAN SEE THE RAINBOW?

2092. I AGREE. WE'LL WAIT.

2093. YOU KNOW, NO ONE IN MY ORGANIZATION

2094. HAS EVER TALKED TO ME LIKE THAT. I LIKE IT.

2095. I LOVE IT SO.

2096. OH. GRAND CANYON SUITE.

2097. THERE'S NO ONE UP THERE.

2098. NO WORKMEN OR OTHERS.

2099. OH, NO. EVERYTHING AT THE ANTENNA

2100. IS DONE BY REMOTE CONTROL.

2101. I LIKE YOUR SHIRT. IT'S KIND OF DRAPEY.

2102. FIRE!

2103. WHAT NOW? I WAS POSING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

2104. UH, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT REPOSITIONING THE TANKS?

2105. TOO LATE.

2106. CAN'T RUN FROM THE RAINBOW.

2107. - MM-MM. - MM-MM.

2108. FROSTED LUCKY CHARMS.

2109. OH.

2110. AH, THAT'S A CHEAP SHOT.

2111. OOH. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW THAT MUST SMELL?

2112. - UGH. - YEESH.

2113. AH, YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY BURNS MY BUTT? ME.

2114. THAT'S CUTE.

2115. OH. OH, HOT. OH, HOT.

2116. OH, WATER. WATER. OOH.

2117. AAH.

2118. OOH.

2119. BARUGON'S DEAD.

2120. AND GARSON'S GOT HIM!

2121. I THINK SO.

2122. UH-HUH.

2123. HE'S DEAD. YOU'VE KILLED HIM.

2124. I'M FAKING.

2125. SHH.

2126. OH, THIS IS GONNA BE JUST LIKE FATAL ATTRACTION.

2127. I KNOW IT.

2128. OH, WHAT, IS DAVID LYNCH DIRECTING NOW?

2129. SUPPURATING FISTULAS MADE FROM DELICIOUS SMUCKER'S GRAPE JELLY.

2130. UGH.

2131. OH. WE JUST GAVE HIM A RASH.

2132. WE FAILED. THE RAYS WEREN'T POWERFUL ENOUGH FOR IT.

2133. WE'VE GOT TO TRY AGAIN?

2134. - HUH? - HUH?

2135. YEAH, YOU'VE GOT A DRAGON.

2136. WE MUST AROUSE HIM.

2137. HEY, I LISTENED TO THE DIAMOND THING,

2138. BUT I AM NOT GOING TO AROUSE HIM.

2139. BARUGON WON'T SEND OUT ANOTHER RAINBOW.

2140. BUT WHY NOT? WHY NOT, KAREN?

2141. I'VE GROWN UP IN THE JUNGLE.

2142. AND I'VE LIVED AMONGST THE WILD ANIMALS.

2143. SO?

2144. SO I KNOW ABOUT THEIR WAYS.

2145. WHEN AN ANIMAL HAS ONCE BEEN HURT BY ITS OWN MISTAKE,

2146. IT WILL NEVER MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AGAIN.

2147. NOT LIKE US.

2148. WHAT SHE SAYS IS RIGHT.

2149. IT WILL NEVER SEND ANOTHER RAINBOW.

2150. EVERYTHING'S IN THE TOILET.

2151. OPERATION REARVIEW MIRROR IS AT AN END.

2152. SO LET'S GO EAT. WHO'S HUNGRY?

2153. YOU BUYIN'?

2154. OH, NO. THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.

2155. THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

2156. NOTHING.

2157. AH, SHUT UP, YOU PATHETIC BASTARD.

2158. GET UP! QUIT YOUR CRYING.

2159. AH, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A GAL DARN COWARD.

2160. GIVE ME SOMETHING TO SLAP HIM WITH.

2161. BUT NOW, THE BUILDINGS FROZEN BY BARUGON

2162. HAVE BEGUN TO THAW.

2163. THE ICE MELTS AWAY FROM OSAKA CASTLE.

2164. GAMERA HAS REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS.

2165. AND HIS PILOT HAS RE-LIT.

2166. AH.

2167. HEY, ARE THOSE LEE PRESS-ON NAILS?

2168. FINALLY, A FIGHT.

2169. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE DEATH BITE ON THE NECK?

2170. WHEE.

2171. HEY, BITE THIS.

2172. YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?

2173. I AM WIRED.

2174. HE IS, TOO.

2175. HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU KIDS.

2176. NO SPLASHING. COME ON.

2177. HEY, THIS WATER GOT WARM ALL OF A SUDDEN.

2178. MARION, DON'T LOOK AT THE LIGHT, MARION.

2179. LOOK AWAY.

2180. IF YOU THINK OF THEM AS TWO GUYS IN RUBBER SUITS, IT'S REAL SAD.

2181. YEAH.

2182. RUB MY TUMMY. RUB MY TUMMY.

2183. AND OUT FROM THE LIZARD CAME A BUBBLIN' CRUDE.

2184. BILE, THAT IS.

2185. TEXAS TEA.

2186. OH, NO. I DON'T WANNA GET MY HAIR WET.

2187. OOH.

2188. OH, LOOK. HE'S IN THE WATER.

2189. MM.

2190. I'M HERE, STEVE.

2191. IT JUST MAY SUCCEED.

2192. IT'S A CRAZY IDEA,

2193. BUT IT JUST... MIGHT... WORK.

2194. OH, THAT'S...

2195. HE'S DROWNING IN IS OWN GRAVY.

2196. UGH.

2197. HEY, THAT FLUORIDE TREATMENT

2198. SHOWS HE'S REALLY NEEDING TO FLOSS.

2199. BY THIS TIME, MY LUNGS WERE ACHING FOR AIR.

2200. THAT IS THE LAST TIME YOU CAN EVER DO THAT.

2201. DON'T HIT. OR YELL.

2202. HURTS, HUH? WE DIE TOGETHER, MY FRIEND.

2203. COME ON NOW. FIGHT.

2204. YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN UP ON ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE.

2205. NOW FIGHT!

2206. HEY, IT'S THE...

2207. A NIGHT THE LIGHTS WENT OUT ON BARUGON.

2208. OH, NO. SHE SAID HE WOULDN'T DO ANOTHER RAINBOW.

2209. HEY, IT'S STOPPING NOW.

2210. BARUGON'S FINISHED.

2211. HE'S COMPLETELY DEFEATED.

2212. THEN WHY DO I FEEL SO EMPTY?

2213. BARUGON'S FINISHED!

2214. VICTORY...

2215. OH, GIVE HER A KISS, YOU BIG LUG.

2216. COME ON.

2217. LITTLE SUGAR ON THE JAW.

2218. - HE'S FINISHED. - LET'S GO HOME.

2219. YOU KNOW, SHOULDN'T THEY KILL GAMERA

2220. NOW THAT THEY GOT HIM RIGHT THERE?

2221. NOT A BAD IDEA.

2222. I DON'T KNOW. CALL ME PRUDENT.

2223. YOU KNOW, AFTER THE THRILL IS GONE,

2224. WE'RE LEFT WITH THE COLD REALITY

2225. THAT THE CHASE WAS ALL WE EVER HAD.

2226. MY GREAT EXPEDITION WAS A DISASTER.

2227. YEP. UH-HUH.

2228. ALL THAT WAY, JUST TO BRING BACK ANGUISH.

2229. BUT YOU DID YOUR BEST TO HELP WHEN YOU FOUND OUT.

2230. THEN YOU'LL HAVE ME?

2231. IT WAS YOU WHO GAVE UNSELFISH HELP.

2232. YEP, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT WAS ME.

2233. I'VE LEARNED WE SHOULD NEVER LET GREED

2234. DIRECT OUR ACTIONS.

2235. YEAH, BUT LET'S PICK OUT MY RING FIRST.

2236. KAREN, I'LL TAKE YOU HOME.

2237. BACK TO YOUR PEACEFUL VILLAGE.

2238. WILL YOU?

2239. I FEEL SO ABSOLUTELY ALONE RIGHT NOW.

2240. SOLIPSISM IS ITS OWN REWARD.

2241. MY BROTHER'S DEAD.

2242. GOSH, YOUR HAND IS CLAMMY.

2243. I COULD NEVER LOVE YOU.

2244. DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.

2245. YOU'RE NOT ALONE.

2246. AW.

2247. HEY, THERE'S, LIKE, EIGHT HANDS DOWN THERE.

2248. HEY, GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF THERE.

2249. YOU'RE SQUEEZING TOO HARD.

2250. YOUR GRIP...

2251. AND SO WE WAVE GOODBYE TO OUR FRIENDS.

2252. BACK TO THE OCEAN. THE SOURCE OF ALL CREDITS.

2253. GAMERA WILL BE BACK IN "SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SHERIFF."

2254. NOBODY KNOWS WHY.

2255. OH, SANDY FRANK.

2256. I DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN HIS NAME BEFORE.

2257. GOODNIGHT, EVERYONE. ENJOY THE BUFFET.

2258. WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE. COME ON.

2259. I'M GONNA STICK AROUND.

2260. I WANNA SEE HOW THIS TURNS OUT.

2261. OH, WE SHOULD GO.

2262. IT'S JUST WATER CROW.

2263. YOU CAN STAY JUST A LITTLE BIT LONGER, OKAY?

2264. MUCHO AGUA.

2265. CROW, IF YOU STAY IN TOO LONG, YOU'LL GET WRINKLY, DEAR.

2266. COME ON. COME ON.

2267. WHAA!

2268. AH, GEE, JOEL, THAT WASN'T MUCH OF A GAMERA MOVIE.

2269. YEAH, I MEAN, GAMERA WAS HARDLY IN THE MOVIE AT ALL,

2270. YET HE GETS TOP BILLING.

2271. WHY'S THAT, HMM?

2272. WELL, YOU SEE, UH, IN THIS FILM,

2273. GAMERA WANTED TO SPEND A LOT MORE TIME BEHIND THE CAMERA.

2274. OH.

2275. SEE, YEAH, AND THAT'S HOW IT ALL WORKED OUT.

2276. YOU SEE, IN HOLLYWOOD,

2277. GAMERA IS CONSIDERED A TRIPLE THREAT—

2278. A PERFORMER, DIRECTOR, AND MONSTER.

2279. OH, KINDA LIKE BARBARA STREISAND.

2280. YEAH, EXACTLY.

2281. YOU KNOW, YOU'LL READ ABOUT THE WHOLE STORY

2282. OF GAMERA VERSUS BARUGON

2283. IN THIS NEW BOOK, YOU'LL NEVER EAT THIS TOWN FOR LUNCH AGAIN!

2284. SEE, IT'S ALL IN THERE.

2285. THAT'S REALLY INTERESTING.

2286. YOU KNOW, WHEN IT COMES TO BEHIND-THE-SCENES STORIES ABOUT MONSTER MOVIES,

2287. I'D LIKE TO READ MORE ABOUT IT.

2288. EXACTLY, TOM.

2289. READING OPENS UP A WONDERFUL WORLD

2290. OF WHIMSY AND ENCHANTMENT,

2291. GRADES THREE TO FIVE.

2292. OH, I WANNA READ THAT ONE.

2293. THE SEAMY SIDE OF MONSTER MOVIES.

2294. THAT'S REALLY NEAT.

2295. THE NEXT ONE LOOKS GOOD TOO.

2296. THE BEST PLACES TO EAT JAPANESE.

2297. OOH, HOW ABOUT THAT?

2298. HOW TO DESTROY A CITY WITHOUT REALLY TRYING.

2299. YEAH, NEXT ONE, THE OLDEST-LIVING JAPANESE MUTANT TELLS ALL.

2300. MOVE YOUR HAND.

2301. AND THIS ONE'S GREAT FOR KIDS,

2302. THE FABULOUS WHERE'S BARUGON BOOKS.

2303. DELIGHTFUL.

2304. YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT OF GREAT

2305. ALSO BOOKS ON TAPE ABOUT MONSTERS.

2306. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ASK ABOUT THOSE.

2307. THIS ONE'S THE VELVETEEN TURTLE READ BY MERYL STREEP.

2308. LET'S LISTEN TO THAT ONE, CAMBOT.

2309. AND SO THE VELVETEEN TURTLE SAID TO THE LITTLE TOY SOLDIER,

2310. "YOU'RE NOT LIKE THE OTHER TOYS, ARE YOU?

2311. "YOU'RE DIFFERENT.

2312. "THAT IS WHY I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.

2313. WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO DIE."

2314. - YEAH. - THAT'S DELIGHTFUL. VERY TOUCHING.

2315. AND THEN THERE'S A MEMOIR,

2316. AS READ BY BARUGON.

2317. LET'S HEAR THAT ONE, CAMBOT.

2318. HEY, WHAT ARE THESE BOOKS, JOEL?

2319. LESS THAN ZERO, I AM NOT SPOCK,

2320. TEKWARS BY WILLIAM SHATNER.

2321. OH, THESE ARE—

2322. AN ACTOR PUBLISHES A NOVEL TONIGHT ON EMERGENCY 911.

2323. THESE ARE JUST MINE OVER THERE.

2324. WHY DON'T WE, UH, READ A LETTER, GUYS?

2325. OH, WHY NOT? THAT SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

2326. UH, LET'S PUT THAT ON STILL STORE THERE.

2327. ANYWAY, THIS IS FROM JOE KARNES

2328. OF NAPERVILLE, ILLINOIS.

2329. JOE, UH, WRITES, "DEAR JOEL AND GANG ON MST,

2330. "I REALLY LIKE YOUR SHOW.

2331. "MY FAVORITE PEOPLE ARE CROW,

2332. TOM SERVO, GYPSY, CAMBOT, AND YOU."

2333. THAT'S JUST ABOUT ALL OF US, ISN'T IT?

2334. "I DON'T LIKE YOUR BOSSES TOO MUCH."

2335. WE DON'T EITHER.

2336. "FRANK IS KIND OF A CRYBABY,

2337. "AND DR. FORRESTER YELLS AT FRANK TOO MUCH.

2338. "I'M 12-YEARS-OLD AND WATCH YOUR SHOW ALL THE TIME.

2339. "I LOVE THE INVENTION EXCHANGE.

2340. "Y'ALL MAKE TERRIFIC INVENTIONS.

2341. HOPE TO SEE MORE OF YOUR SHOW."

2342. LET'S PUT THAT UP ON THE SCREEN.

2343. TELL 'EM WHERE THEY CAN WRITE, TOM.

2344. THEY CAN WRITE TO THE MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER

2345. INFORMATION CLUB...

2346. DO IT TODAY.

2347. WHAT DO YOU THINK, SIRS?

2348. FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION BOOKS, BUBBIE.

2349. I ASKED FRANK TO PICK ME UP A BOOK

2350. TO READ AT THE BEACH THIS WEEKEND.

2351. UH, WHAT DID YOU GET, FRANK?

2352. OH, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. THIS IS GREAT.

2353. IT'S THE STAND BY STEPHEN KING.

2354. THIS IS THE NEW UNCUT VERSION,

2355. WHICH CONTAINS ALL THE PASSAGES

2356. THAT WERE CUT FROM THE RESTORED VERSION.

2357. IT'S REALLY GREAT. YOU'RE GONNA REALLY ENJOY THAT.

2358. OH, THANK YOU, FRANK.

2359. PUSH THE BUTTON, FRANK.