Mystery Science Theater 3000 4x12

1. LET'S GO.

2. - CAMBOT. - PAN LEFT.

3. HI, GIRL.

4. WHAT A COOL GUY.

5. A WISECRACKER.

6. UH, NO, I CAN'T EAT CHEESE. IT BLOCKS ME UP LIKE YOU WOU—

7. - SHH. - OH. HI THERE.

8. CROW T. ROBOT HERE WITH TOM SERVO—

9. - HI. - ... ON THE SATELLITE OF LOVE,

10. AND WE'RE ABOUT TO ENJOY OUR LUNCHES OUR MOMS

11. OR OUR DADS MADE FOR US.

12. JOEL'S DOWN IN THE GALLEY 'CAUSE GYPSY'S ON A HOT LUNCH PROGRAM,

13. SO HE'S MAKING HER A SLOPPY JOE AND TATER TOTS.

14. - MMM. COMMERCIAL SIGN IN 30 SECONDS.

15. - RECESS IS AT 1:00. - AND SERVO'S TRYING TO PALM OFF

16. HIS CRUMMY BOLOGNA AND CHEESE ON WHITE BREAD FOR MY CHICKEN LEG.

17. - NOTHING DOING, TOMMY! - OKAY, FORGET THE SANDWICH.

18. - WHAT ELSE YOU GOT IN THERE? - UH, LET'S SEE.

19. PEANUT BUTTER AND GAMY FORCEMEAT,

20. UH, HALF AN APPLE, BAG OF BARBECUE CHIPS,

21. AND, OH, ONE OF THOSE JOCK SHAKES.

22. HEY, A WHOLE STICK OF BUTTER IN EVERY CAN.

23. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. I CAN'T HAVE THAT.

24. MY DAD SAYS I'M TOO HUSKY, SO I'VE GOT ONE OF THOSE—

25. ONE OF THOSE FAT-FREE CREAMY SNACK LOAVES.

26. YUCK! THEY TASTE LIKE A CHOCOLATE-COVERED URINAL CAKE.

27. COMMERCIAL SIGN IN 15 SECONDS.

28. HEY, UH, WHAT'S THAT PIECE OF PAPER?

29. - WHAT? OH, NOTHING. - OH, HEY, COME ON.

30. - IT'S A NOTE FROM YOUR MOM, RIGHT? - OH, MAYBE.

31. HEY, WHAT'S IT SAY? WHAT'S IT SAY?

32. OKAY, OKAY. IT SAYS, "I LOVE YOU.

33. YOU MAKE ME SO PROUD." OKAY? ARE YOU SATISFIED?

34. - AW, COMMERCIAL SIGN IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO.

35. - COMMERCIAL SIGN NOW. - SERVO, YOU DON'T HAVE A MOTHER.

36. WHAT?

37. OOPS.

38. - I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU GUYS

39. THAT IF YOU'RE GONNA PLAY SCHOOL LUNCH,

40. - ... DON'T USE REAL FOOD.

41. - ICK. AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE EATING CHEESE. - I'M SORRY.

42. IT BLOCKS YOU UP IN THE WORST WAY.

43. BUT, JOEL, IT WASN'T REAL CHEESE.

44. IT WAS AMERICAN CHEESE. I THOUGHT IT'D BE OKAY.

45. - OH. OH, GREAT. - I'M SORRY.

46. NOW THE EVIL OVERLORDS ARE CALLING.

47. SO, PACKING YOUR LITTLE PALS WITH FOOD ADDITIVES, EH, BUBBIE?

48. WELL, WE'LL START THE INVENTION EXCHANGE ROLLING WI—

49. - FRANK!

50. WOULD YOU STOP CLOGGING YOUR COLON WITH FOOD

51. AND GO AND GET TODAY'S INVENTION?

52. - NOW!

53. AND WIPE YOUR HANDS. IF I SEE A SMUDGE, I WILL HAVE YOU DESTROYED.

54. WELL, INCHWORM, I HAVE TO GLOAT.

55. WE'VE BEEN COMMISSIONED BY PSYCHOLOGY TODAY

56. TO COME UP WITH A DESIGN FOR A NEW CENTERFOLD.

57. THANK YOU, FRANK. AND FRANK AND I HAVE DEVELOPED

58. A SORT OF RACY RORSCHACH TO APPEAL TO THE HANNIBAL LECTER SET.

59. FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS.

60. SAY, WHO'S THE NEW GIRL?

61. HUBBA HUBBA.

62. AND IT EVEN HAS BIOGRAPHICAL INFORMATION ON THE BACK.

63. LOOK. "TURN-ONS: GROUP THERAPY AND BIG PECS.

64. "TURN-OFFS: SMOKING, CODEPENDENCE,

65. FAT, GREASY JUNGIANS WHO SWEAT."

66. WELL, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ONE, FRANK.

67. THINK YOU'LL BE IMPRESSED. I KNOW THE STAPLES RUIN THE EFFECT.

68. MOTHER. MOTHER!

69. MOTHER! OH, MY GOD! MOTHER!

70. - FRANK, SHE'S HOT. - MY MOTHER'S A SAINT!

71. WELL, TOP THAT, SUGAR-BRITCHES.

72. "SUGAR-BRITCHES"?

73. - YOU KNOW, SWEET-PANTS. - HONEY-DRAWERS.

74. - YEAH. - ANYWAY, THIS IS MY INVENTION EXCHANGE.

75. IT'S BASED ON THE IDEA THAT WHEN PEOPLE GO CAMPING,

76. THEY REALLY NEED TO BRING ALL THEIR GARBAGE OUT OF THE FORESTS

77. AND KEEP THE PLANET CLEAN AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

78. ANYWAY, IT'S BASED ON THE OLD PREMISE OF THE COLLAPSING CUP,

79. AND IT CARRIES A WHOLE WEEKEND'S WORTH OF FILTH.

80. CHECK IT OUT. SEE?

81. HEY, THAT'S COOL.

82. REMEMBER, TAKE ONLY PICTURES AND LEAVE ONLY FOOTPRINTS.

83. - YEAH. GIVE A HOOT. - YEAH.

84. I'M ALSO WORKING ON A PORTA-POTTY THAT WORKS ON THIS THING.

85. WHAT DO YOU THINK, SIRS?

86. YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A COLLAPSIBLE PORTA-POTTY

87. AFTER YOU INGEST THIS WEEK'S CINEMATIC BOLUS.

88. IT IS CALLED GAMERA VS. GUIRON,

89. AND IT IS THOROUGHLY INDIGESTIBLE.

90. SERVE IT UP, FRANK.

91. OPEN WIDE, JOEL.

92. EAT IT, BOY, EAT IT.

93. OH, THAT'S GOOD LARD.

94. - SEE, THIS JUST—

95. - OH, WE GOT A MOVIE!

96. - OH, BOY. - OH, GREAT.

97. GUESS WHO.

98. HEY, HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE THAT?

99. UH, GUR-EE...

100. GOO— GUNGURION.

101. "CHRISTOPHER MURPHY"?

102. BOY, THESE JAPANESE HAVE SOME FUNNY NAMES.

103. YEAH.

104. DR. SHIKSA?

105. UP FROM THE GROUND CAME A MOVIE THAT'S CRUDE.

106. EW!

107. "NAGS" TO HIS FRIENDS.

108. I HEAR HE'S UP FOR THE PLANNERS GUILD AWARD.

109. - OH. - NEAT.

110. PIZZA'S DONE, I THINK.

111. YEAH. SHOULDN'T THEY TURN IT DOWN TO SIMMER?

112. EW.

113. OH, THIS GUY WROTE THE GET SMART MUSIC TOO.

114. OH. RIGHT.

115. IT HAS THAT FEELING, DOESN'T IT?

116. AND THIS GUY'S KNOWN AS "ZAK" TO HIS FRIENDS.

117. - HUH.

118. HEY.

119. TONIGHT ON THE USA NETWORK,

120. A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF SWAMP THING.

121. - DO NOT BRING YOUR EVIL HERE. ASTRONOMICAL OBSERVATORIES

122. - ... FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD CAUGHT AN AMAZING WAVE. - PING!

123. - WHOLE MOVIE'S GONNA BE A SLIDESHOW. - PING!

124. IT SOUNDS LIKE AN IRREGULAR WAVE

125. THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN SENT FROM OUTER SPACE.

126. - PING! - ONLY NEATER.

127. SPIN ART! BY OHIO ART!

128. SAY, WHAT A DISH.

129. MM.

130. IT ALL STARTED HERE AT THE WATERGATE BUILDING.

131. COME ON. HURRY UP.

132. - WHAT—

133. WAIT, WAIT.

134. IT SOUNDS A LOT FUNNIER IF YOU PLAY IT REAL FAST.

135. - SEE? - WELL, FOR NOW,

136. WE CALL IT THE SONY BIGMAN.

137. - THAT'S ENOUGH, BOB. - RIGHT NOW, THE WAVES HAVE STOPPED.

138. HOWEVER, WE CANNOT CONFIRM YET

139. IF THEY ARE A MESSAGE FROM THE SPACEMEN OR NOT.

140. DR. SHIGA, THE SAME GALACTIC WAVES WERE CAUGHT IN ENGLAND,

141. - ... UH, LAST YEAR, ACCORDINGLY. - ENGLAND.

142. - ARE THEY THE SAME ONE? - NO. THAT WAS DIFFERENT.

143. THE ONE BEFORE WAS FROM BEYOND THE SOLAR SYSTEM, WE THINK.

144. - HMM. - BUT THIS ONE IS VERY MUCH NEARER,

145. - ... ACCORDING TO OUR CALCULATIONS.

146. DOES THAT MEAN PEOPLE ON SOLAR ARE THE SAME SYSTEM PLANET?

147. - MM, NO. - NO. THAT'S HARD TO SAY.

148. - YOU HAVE THAT READY? - SEEMS LIKE IT'S PRETTY HARD TO DUB TOO.

149. - THERE'S NO— - BUSINESS LIKE—

150. - ... AIR OR WATER ON THE MOON. - ... SHOW BUSINESS—

151. - ... LIKE NO— - SO NO LIVING THING INHABITS IT,

152. - ... AS YOU KNOW FOR SURE. - UH-HUH.

153. - AND— - YEAH?

154. - ... THERE ARE— - WE'RE WAITING.

155. - GO ON. - ... NO RIVERS ON MARS.

156. - OH. - YES.

157. - AND ON VENUS— - YEAH?

158. IT HAS SEVERAL HUNDRED DEGREES CENTIGRADE.

159. - WE'RE WAITING. - IT DOES?

160. - AND THE SURFACE OF— - YEAH? GO ON.

161. - ... JUPITER IS COVERED WITH— - SOME OF—

162. FROZEN AMMONIA.

163. YOU GOT A LITTLE, UH—

164. - SATURN IS ALSO THE SAME. - MM-HMM.

165. - GET ON WITH IT. - NO ADVANCED VERTEBRATES THERE, OF COURSE.

166. - AAHH! - WHAT DO THOSE WAVES MEAN?

167. ASSUMING...

168. - ... THEY COME FROM— - UH-HUH?

169. - ... PROXIMA CENTAURI, WHICH IS NEAREST TO US— - RIGHT.

170. - ... HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE APOLLO— - MM-HMM?

171. - ... ONE OF THE NEWEST SPACESHIPS, AS YOU KNOW— - THINGS.

172. - OH, NO. STORY PROBLEMS. I HATE 'EM. - ... HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE US

173. TO GET THERE, DO YOU THINK?

174. - AS LONG AS IT TAKES YOU TO FINISH A SENTENCE.

175. - 500.000 YEARS. - HA! I KNEW IT.

176. WITH A LAYOVER IN PLUTO.

177. GENTLEMEN,

178. RIGHT NOW, EVEN IF WE RECEIVED AN INVITATION FROM THE SPACEMEN—

179. - HERE. - ... WE CAN'T MEET THEM UNLESS THEY COME.

180. - IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME. - AND IT'S ONLY A DREAM YET

181. - ... FOR EVERYBODY.

182. EHH.

183. - ARE THERE SPACEMEN?

184. SURE, THERE ARE SPACEMEN,

185. OR THOSE WAVES WOULDN'T HAVE COME.

186. - TOM, COME. I SEE SOMETHING FUNNY FLYING.

187. - HUH? - "SOMETHING FUNNY FLYING"? SEBASTIAN CABOT?

188. - LOOK! - WHERE?

189. - IT'S MAJOR TOM! - OH.

190. HMM?

191. - WHAT IS IT? - UM—

192. A THING.

193. - TOM, IT'S A SPACESHIP? - WHAT?

194. - HUH? - HUH?

195. - HEY. - OH.

196. IT'S JUST THE DESERT STORM VIDEO GAME.

197. - KEEN. - ED GEIN?

198. - LET ME LOOK TOO. - NO, NO. LET ME LOOK FIRST.

199. - NAH. YOU'RE A DUMB OLD GIRL. - YEAH.

200. AKIO, LET ME LOOK TOO!

201. - STOP BOTHERING ME. - AKIO, IT'S A SPACESHIP, ISN'T IT?

202. - UH-HUH. - "UH-HUH."

203. - BUT I CAN'T SEE IT! - IT CAME DOWN NEAR THE RIVER.

204. - AND INTO THE RIVER IT DIED. - COME ON. LET'S GO SEE.

205. - OKAY, LET'S GO. - TAKE ME TOO.

206. THE RIVER. PUSH ME IN THE WATER.

207. IT'S A BEANIE COPTER!

208. OH, WOW!

209. LOOKS FAMILIAR.

210. - ANOTHER KING FEATURE. - OOH.

211. I THINK IT CAME DOWN ON THE VACANT LOT WHERE WE PLAY.

212. - YEAH. - AKIO.

213. - AKIO! - OH, IT'S MOTHER.

214. WE WILL GET SCOLDED AGAIN.

215. - OH, WE'RE IN TROUBLE. - TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY DOCTOR.

216. - OH, MADAME BUTTERFLY. - WHAT, THEN?

217. NOW, I THOUGHT YOU WERE STUDYING.

218. LOOKING AT THE STARS AGAIN, HUH?

219. MOTHER, WE SAW A SPACESHIP.

220. YOU IMAGINE IT.

221. DON'T STAY UP LATE.

222. YOU, TOO, TOM. IF YOU WANT TO STAY, YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME.

223. - GO ON. - YES, MA'AM.

224. BUT WE WANT TO WATCH THE STARS EVERY NIGHT TO—

225. I KNOW. YOU WANT TO FIND NEW STARS

226. AND NAME THEM AKIO AND TOM STARS.

227. - AM I NOT RIGHT? - ARE WE NOT MOM, OR AM I DEVO?

228. SOME OF THE PAPERS SAID WAVES WERE CAUGHT

229. FROM THE OUTER SPACE.

230. SYSTEMATICALLY TOO.

231. IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE SPACEMEN THAT THEY HEARD.

232. - SO MUCH ABOUT LATELY. - THAT'S WHY WE'RE TRYING TO FIND WHICH STAR.

233. THEY MAY BE VERY CIVILIZED UP HERE.

234. MORE THAN WE ARE HERE ON EARTH,

235. WITH NO WARS OR TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS.

236. - TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS? - AND WE'D NEVER KNOW THAT.

237. THERE'S NO SUCH STAR.

238. - BEHAVE, OR I'LL TAKE AWAY— - YOUR LIFE.

239. - ... YOUR TELESCOPE. - OH.

240. GROWNUPS HAVE NO DREAMS.

241. DON'T START WITH ME, MARTHA.

242. - LET'S HAVE A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH.

243. 'CAUSE HE— WELL.

244. COME ON. NO MORE FOOLISHNESS.

245. - GO TO BED. - YES, MOTHER.

246. SHE'S NOT YOUR MOM. - TOMORROW?

247. OKAY.

248. HEY!

249. - PRETTY. - STOP. STOP.

250. - ♪ BICYCLES ♪ - WHAT HAPPENED? THE SPACEMEN CAME?

251. OH, IT'S THE GOOFY TWISTED MAN MOM SAID WE SHOULDN'T TALK TO!

252. - [TOM SERVO IMITATING KARATE YELLS]

253. WHEW!

254. OH, PATRICK SWAYZE.

255. - IT'S THE GANG OF THREE. - OH.

256. - YOU WILL DIE, JOE!

257. - OH.

258. WELL, HE'S DONE FOR THE DAY.

259. WHO—

260. ♪ WAH WAH WAH— ♪ OH.

261. COME ON.

262. COME ON. GO ON.

263. - STOP. STOP. - ♪ I— ♪ OH.

264. - STOP. WHAT'S THIS? - STOP.

265. - HE DOES LOOK LIKE RICHARD BURTON, DOESN'T HE? - YEAH.

266. - MM-HMM. - "MM-HMM."

267. - GOOD MORNING, KON-CHAN. - "CORNJOB"?

268. SAY "OFFICER."

269. OFFICER CORNJOB. COME ON, HONEY.

270. IT'S ALL RIGHT. MY NAME IS KONDO.

271. - MASTER OF DARKNESS. - OBEY THE LAWS.

272. TWO PERSONS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO RIDE ON A BIKE.

273. - RELAX. - IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE IN A HURRY.

274. - SHAME ON YOU. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IN THIS EARLY MORNING?

275. - I SEE. I THINK YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING AGAIN, AS USUAL. - COLD.

276. - THAT'S NOT TRUE. - HUH?

277. WE ARE GOING TO FIND A SPACESHIP.

278. - A SPACESHIP? - YES.

279. DON'T BE SILLY.

280. - DOH! - WE SAW IT LAST NIGHT.

281. IT'S TRUE. IT CAME DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE.

282. - INTO THE RIVER. - I SEE, I SEE, I SEE.

283. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

284. REMEMBER, THE NEXT TIME, IF YOU ARE NAUGHTY AGAIN,

285. I'LL SHAVE YOUR HEADS.

286. - EW. - IS HE OKAY, OR—

287. REMEMBER? OKAY.

288. - NOW TAKE THIS BACK. - IMPERIALIST YANKEE DOG.

289. YOU CAN GO NOW. BUT WALK, WALK.

290. - YES. - "WALK, WALK"?

291. THAT'S GOOD.

292. - OH, FOR...

293. I CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE THOSE KIDS.

294. IT'S A LITTLE...

295. - ♪ WHY MUST WE SING THIS STUPID SONG? ♪ - HEY.

296. - TA-DA!

297. - SHOW! - SORRY.

298. - HE STARTED IT.

299. HUH? OH!

300. IT'S COOL HAND LUKE!

301. SHAKIN' THE BUSH, BOSS!

302. MAYBE IT'S A SPACEMAN.

303. IT'S A SPACE RABBIT.

304. OH, WHAT A BURN.

305. WHAT? IT'S ONLY A RABBIT.

306. THAT'S NO ORDINARY RABBIT. - IT'S CUTE.

307. - LET'S GO CATCH IT. LOOK AT THE BONES.

308. - WE CAN'T, YOU IDIOT. IT'S TOO FAST. - YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE A JERK.

309. - COME ON. LET'S GO. - OOH.

310. - DITCH HER! - DOH!

311. - HUH?

312. BROTHER! BROTHER!

313. UH, SHE JUST WANTS HER MOTHER. JUST KEEP GOING.

314. WHAT IS IT?

315. IT'S A GIANT, ORIGINAL, HAND-HAMMERED WOK.

316. WE WERE RIGHT. IT'S A SPACESHIP.

317. - RIGHT. LET'S GO. - NO.

318. GEE, GOOD THING THOSE STEPS WERE THERE.

319. - YEAH. - CONVENIENT.

320. - IT'S GROOVY. - THEY CAN'T GET IN.

321. - IT'S JUST A PAINTING. - I WONDER IF THERE ARE SPACEMEN ON IT.

322. - MAYBE THEY'RE INSIDE. - AKIO, LET'S GO INSIDE.

323. - GOOD IDEA. - DON'T GO INSIDE.

324. AREN'T YOU SCARED OF THE SPACEMEN?

325. YOU FOOL.

326. THE SPACEMEN ARE WELL CIVILIZED, AND THEY WON'T MAKE SUCH A TROUBLE.

327. COME TO US. - DON'T BE SO DUMB.

328. UH, REMEMBER, ALWAYS WAIT FOR THE REVERSE ANGLE SHOT,

329. OTHERWISE YOU'LL WALK RIGHT INTO THE PAINTING.

330. - FLATTEN YOUR NOSE. - EXCUSE ME.

331. - YEAH. BOOM. - HELLO!

332. DON'T THINK THAT THEY UNDERSTAND OUR LANGUAGE.

333. DON'T BE SO DUMB.

334. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

335. ENOUGH WITH THE WITTY, ARTICULATE REPARTEE!

336. I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CREW.

337. I THINK THEY WENT OUT FOR AWHILE.

338. OH, BOY! THAT'S GREAT.

339. YEAH, NICE USE OF COLOR.

340. LOOKS LIKE A RAMADA INN FROM 1968.

341. HEY, IT'S WORKING.

342. - IMAGINE TRAVELING IN THIS. - N-NO.

343. - ISN'T IT GREAT? - YEAH, IT'S GREAT.

344. - NOW, FOR THE COUNTDOWN. - LET'S PLAY POP-O-MATIC.

345. STAND BY FOR TAKEOFF.

346. - OKAY.

347. WAIT! I SAID "LUNCH," NOT "LAUNCH."

348. STANDING BY.

349. OKAY. LET'S GO.

350. - 10, 9, 8— - WHOA!

351. - ... 7, 6, 5, 4,

352. 3, 2, 1, 0.

353. - UH-OH.

354. MY EYES!

355. BROTHER!

356. BROTHER!

357. BROTHER, THERE'S TOO MANY OF US DYING!

358. IT'S MARVIN GAYE.

359. - BROTHER! - HE SHOULD REALLY TELL HIS SISTER HIS NAME.

360. YEAH.

361. - HEY, IT'S MOVING! - WE'RE IN TROUBLE!

362. - STOP IT! - DECREASE FLUBBER, QUICK!

363. OH, I SAW THIS ON THE LAST STARFIGHTER.

364. BROTHER, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

365. MOTHER WILL SCOLD YOU!

366. - BROTHER WILL SCOLD MOTHER. - YOU ARE NAUGHTY.

367. - WHAT WILL I TELL HER? - NAUGHTY?

368. [JOEL, HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I CONDEMN YOU TO DEATH!

369. I THINK IT'S BEYOND NAUGHTY.

370. WE'RE IN TROUBLE. IT WON'T STOP.

371. NOT TILL THE FUEL RUNS OUT, I GUESS.

372. TOM, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FOOLED AROUND WITH THE SWITCHES.

373. - DOH! - YEAH.

374. YEAH, BUT YOU WANTED ME TO STAND BY FOR TAKEOFF.

375. SORRY.

376. WELL, LET'S FIND THE MINI VODKA BOTTLES.

377. LOOK.

378. - OH, IT'S A BUNCH OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AGAINST A BRICK WALL. - WE'RE IN SPACE ALREADY.

379. OOH, THAT WOULD BE REALLY CHEAP, WOULDN'T IT?

380. YEAH. WHO WOULD BELIEVE THAT?

381. - IT MUST BE A SUPERIOR SPACESHIP. - MM.

382. - IT'S DEFINITELY NOT CHILDPROOF. - WHAT'S THAT?

383. HUH?

384. UH-OH.

385. - ROCK CANDY. - WELCOME TO GENERAL CINEMA.

386. - PLEASE DISPOSE OF TRASH. - METEORS!

387. - WATCH OUT! IT'LL HIT US! - IT'LL HIT US. AKIO, CHANGE COURSE.

388. THAT'S WHAT I SAID— IT'LL HIT US.

389. NO, I CAN'T CHANGE COURSE.

390. LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE ON THE SETS OF SHENANIGANS OR SOMETHING.

391. - LOOK! GAMERA!

392. ERNEST BORGNINE IS GAMERA.

393. - YAY! - HELP US, GAMERA!

394. - GAMERA! - COME ON, GAMERA.

395. NOW, WE'VE SECRETLY SWITCHED METEORS WITH FOLGERS CRYSTALS.

396. - LET'S WATCH.

397. - THAT'S GOOD.

398. - MM-HMM. - GAMERA, THANK YOU.

399. WELL, YOU'RE QUITE WEL— OH, CUT IT OUT!

400. LET'S HAVE A RACE WITH GAMERA. I'M FEELING REALLY GOOD.

401. - WE SHOULDN'T BE AFRAID NOW 'CAUSE WE'RE WITH GAMERA. - "FEELING REALLY GOOD."

402. - RIGHT. BECAUSE GAMERA IS OUR FRIEND. - RIGHT.

403. IT'S AWFULLY FAST. IS IT MACH 3?

404. - NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT. - "IS IT MACH 3"?

405. IT'S OVER 3. EVEN APOLLO 8, THE MOON ROCKET, WAS MACH 33.

406. - "MOCK 33." EEHH!

407. WE'D LEAVE THE SOLAR SYSTEM AT MACH 50.

408. - "MACH 50." EEH. - LET'S GO, GAMERA.

409. - ♪ GAMERA ♪ - HEY. SNAPPY.

410. SING SONGS OF GAMERA."

411. - IT'S THE CAST OF OLIVER, I THINK.

412. "SENORITA GAMERA"?

413. HIROHITO GAMERA.

414. - OH. - WHOA. WHOA.

415. - YOU DIE, JOE! THANK YOU.

416. HEY.

417. WHOO!

418. THIS IS GREAT. UH—

419. - JUST WHEN IT GETS GOOD, WE HAVE TO GO. - OHH!

420. - OH, THIS IS SO CATCHY. - THIS ALBUM IS AVAILABLE IN THE LOBBY.

421. - LET'S GO, GAMERA!

422. - NO! - NO!

423. - YES! - HUH?

424. EVERYBODY NOW!

425. THAT WAS RICH.

426. AH.

427. - HEY, HE'S PASSING ON THE RIGHT. - HEY!

428. - WELL, IT IS JAPAN, AFTER ALL. - OH, YEAH.

429. NEAT TURTLE, DUMB SONG.

430. I LIKED IT.

431. - BOY, UH, GAMERA'S GONNA NEED AN EMISSIONS TEST, PRONTO.

432. - AAHH! - THE TURTLE'S PLAYING CHICKEN!

433. NO, NO, NO, NO. HE JUST TASTES LIKE CHICKEN.

434. - OH. - YEAH, RIGHT.

435. - GAMERA! - GAMERA!

436. GAMERA!

437. - WHOA! - AAHH!

438. - OH, MAN! - GAMERA!

439. - GAMERA HASN'T FLOSSED SINCE THE EIGHTH CENTURY. - GAMERA!

440. - HE HAS ADULT BREATH. - OOH.

441. HE'S TRYING TO STOP US FROM GOING TOO FAR OUT INTO OUTER SPACE.

442. - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? - AAH!

443. HEY.

444. - HEY.

445. HEY!

446. I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED. GAMERA'S LOST SPEED.

447. - THE SPEED READER IS GETTING FASTER ALL THE TIME. - YEAH.

448. I WONDER WHY IT'S GETTING FASTER.

449. BECAUSE OF REMOTE CONTROL, I GUESS.

450. - 'CAUSE IT WANTS TO GO FASTER.

451. I'M DONE. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I CAN DO.

452. PAN OFF ME! THANK YOU.

453. TOM AND ICHI POP THE CLUTCH

454. AND TELL GAMERA TO EAT THEIR DUST.

455. WHOO!

456. AKIO, LOOK AT GAMERA'S JET PROPULSION.

457. GAMERA, KEEP IT UP!

458. OH, NO. GAMERA BLEW A VALVE.

459. - UH-OH. - WELL, THAT'S ALL FOR HIM.

460. - AKIO, WHAT SHOULD WE DO? - PANIC!

461. THE SPACESHIP IS GOING FASTER ALL THE TIME.

462. - YOU WANNA GO FASTER? - GAMERA! GAMERA!

463. HELP US!

464. IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SPIN.

465. - OOH.

466. - [IMITATING EERIE WHIRRING SOUND]

467. WHAT?

468. - OH. - MOTHER!

469. - I JUST KILLED A MAN! - MOTHER!

470. MY, MY, SUCH A LOUD VOICE.

471. WHERE WERE YOU WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?

472. - MOTHER, IT'S ABOUT A BIG TROUBLE! - "MICRO MISSION"?

473. - DID AKIO TEASE YOU AGAIN? - NO.

474. - AKIO AND TOM— - "ACIO"?

475. WENT IN A SPACESHIP, MOTHER.

476. - DON'T TELL ME SUCH A SILLY STORY LIKE AKIO AND TOM. - GET IT RIGHT, DEAR.

477. IT'S TRUE. WE FOUND A SPACESHIP NEAR THE RIVER,

478. AND THEY WENT INSIDE.

479. IT LIT UP SUDDENLY, AND—

480. I SEE. AKIO'S UP TO SOMETHING AGAIN.

481. - NO MORE SUGAR FOR YOU. - PLEASE, TELL ME SOMETHING.

482. DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN SPACESHIPS AND SPACEMEN, YOU KNOW?

483. - I'VE HEARD— - NO, I DON'T.

484. BUT THE PAPER SAID A LOT OF PEOPLE SAW FLYING SAUCERS.

485. DON'T YOU KNOW IT?

486. - THEY ARE ALL MADE-UP STORIES. - BUT, MOTHER—

487. - I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER. - STOP IT.

488. STUDY, OR YOU CANNOT ENTER A GOOD SCHOOL.

489. MOMMY'S JUST MAD 'CAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW... PHONICS.

490. [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I'LL SHOW HER.

491. I'M GONNA GROW UP TO BREAK UP THE BEATLES.

492. AWW.

493. I AM IN TROUBLE.

494. HOW CAN I MAKE MOTHER UNDERSTAND?

495. UH-OH. I FEEL A NUMBER COMING ON.

496. UH, HEAD FOR COVER.

497. I WONDER WHERE THEY ARE NOW.

498. OH. SORRY.

499. HUH?

500. WOW, THEY'RE ON THE HOWARD JOHNSON'S PLANET.

501. WELL, HERE'S A HUNDRED-MILLION YEN WELL SPENT.

502. - IT'S ALL LEGOS.

503. - [TOM SERVO IMITATING WIND WHOOSHING]

504. - LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE DOING FRAGGLE ROCK. - YEAH.

505. IT LOOKS LIKE THEY LEFT OUT A COUPLE OF SCENES.

506. - I THINK SO.

507. - HEY!

508. - HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY! - HEY, HEY!

509. OH!

510. THAT'S BETTER.

511. HEY, TOM! TOM!

512. - WE'RE SOMEWHERE, I GUESS. - WHAT IS IT, MARTHA?

513. AKIO, WE'RE SAFE. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

514. I'M OKAY.

515. HEY, LOOK. THE HATCH IS OPEN.

516. THEN THERE MUST BE AIR IN HERE.

517. LOOK. WE'RE ALL RIGHT WITHOUT ANY SPACE CLOTHING ON.

518. I WONDER IF WE'RE BACK ON EARTH AGAIN.

519. WELL, LET'S GO OUT AND SEE.

520. OH, ANOTHER BUDGET-MINDED PLOT TWIST HERE.

521. I WONDER IF WE'RE DEAD.

522. AKIO, I WONDER WHERE WE ARE.

523. WE'RE NOT ON EARTH, THAT'S FOR SURE.

524. IS IT MARS OR VENUS?

525. NO. MARS AND VENUS DOESN'T HAVE ANY ATMOSPHERE LIKE WE HAVE ON EARTH.

526. LUCKILY, THE ATMOSPHERE SAVED US.

527. THIS MUST BE A BIG STAR. AND THERE ARE STARS LIKE EARTH—

528. - IT'S A PLANET. - ... AND WE ARE THE FIRST WHO FOUND A NEW STAR.

529. THAT'S RIGHT.

530. WAIT. BE CAREFUL.

531. WE WERE BROUGHT OVER HERE BY REMOTE CONTROL,

532. AND WE HAVE TO WATCH OUT.

533. THAT IS MOST CERTAINLY A REASON FOR CONCERN.

534. - INCOMING! - WHOA!

535. HEY, A NORTHWEST FLIGHT.

536. THE PLANES ARE BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE THE STEWARDESSES.

537. - "FLIGHT ATTENDANTS." - OH, SORRY. SORRY.

538. - LOOK. - SORRY, EVERYBODY.

539. THERE'S ONE THERE TOO.

540. BUT IT'S IN DIFFERENT COLORS.

541. SO IT MUST BE A SPACE...

542. NOW GAOS WILL DO NIJINSKY'S FIREBIRD.

543. AND I DO MEAN "FIRE."

544. NOW, BEFORE I PLAY THE PIANO,

545. I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY BROTHER, GEORGE.

546. WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

547. HUH?

548. SUDDENLY, I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

549. HMM. BACKWARDS.

550. LOOK. THEIR WATER'S RUNNING BACKWARDS.

551. - MAKES YOU THINK, HUH? - YEAH.

552. YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T THINK THAT'S WATER.

553. OHH!

554. TSK. AHH.

555. YE— HEY.

556. EH, THEY'RE IN CALIFORNIA.

557. THAT'S THE ANSWER. NO WATER, EARTHQUAKES,

558. BIG, GIANT MONSTERS...

559. HEY, IT'S SPOT FROM THE NEW MUNSTERS SHOW.

560. - SAY... - WHERE'S BONNIE FRANKLIN?

561. I KNOW, I KNOW. DON'T LAUGH. THEY MADE ME IN A HURRY.

562. HEY.

563. - HERE COMES OLD FLATTOP. - SHH, SHH.

564. - GEORGE HARRISON WILL SUE YOU. - OOH, YEAH.

565. STARTED MAKIN' MY NOSE,

566. AND THEY COULDN'T STOP.

567. - I GUESS HE'S SPEARHEADING THIS ATTACK.

568. YOU WIN. I CAN'T FIGHT YOU. YOU'RE TOO GOOFY-LOOKING.

569. ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME? AM I A CLOWN?

570. - DO YOU FIND ME AMUSING? - ERRRR.

571. I'M NOT LAUGHING AT YOU. I'M LAUGHING WITH YOU.

572. - OOH! - AHH! THAT'LL HAPPEN.

573. I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.

574. HMM?

575. DID YOU KNOW THAT BUDDY EBSEN

576. WAS ORIGINALLY SUPPOSED TO PLAY THAT ROLE,

577. - ... BUT THE SILVER PAINT— - SILVER MAKEUP. YEAH.

578. - REALLY? - AFFECTED HIM, SO HE COULDN'T—

579. - HE'S GOT A LEG UP ON HIM NOW. - CROW!

580. - I KNOW. - GAOS IS TRYING TO RUN AWAY.

581. I DON'T THINK SO.

582. HE'S TRYING TO ATTACK FROM BEHIND. WATCH.

583. - PERHAPS. OBSERVE. - THAT ONE DOESN'T MOVE AT ALL.

584. - HOW WOULD YOU MOVE IF YOU HAD A SWISS ARMY HEAD?

585. MY SISTER'S GOT A SPOON. MY BROTHER'S A PLASTIC TOOTHPICK.

586. HA! GO FIGURE.

587. AH. HERE IT COMES. FLYING LOW.

588. WELL, THERE'S UNCLE JOE. HE'S FLYING KIND OF LOW AT THE JUNCTION.

589. THAT'S NOT UNCLE JOE.

590. GYMKATA!

591. HOO!

592. - WHOA! - HAIKEEBA!

593. - I'D GIVE MY RIGHT ARM TO BEAT THAT GUY. - DOH!

594. - HE'S FLYING ON A LIMB AND A PRAYER, YOU MIGHT SAY. - DOH!

595. - HE'S GOING OUT ON A LIMB. HE'S WINGING IT! - DO SOMETHING, JOEL.

596. - OW! OW! - HEY, LOOK. BUFFALO WINGS.

597. I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE IT ON THERE.

598. HURT ME.

599. - AHH. - WHOA!

600. HE SAYS YOU "BRADE" RUNNER.

601. YOU KNOW, IN JAPAN, THE SNOUT CAN BE USED AS A KNIFE.

602. OOH!

603. EHH, QUIT WHILE YOU'RE A HEAD.

604. - OHH! - I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY! AAH!

605. OH, THAT'S HIS TRADEMARK LAUGH WE'RE HEARING THERE.

606. - OH, NOW HE'S A HOOD ORNAMENT.

607. - WHAT A WAY TO GO. - DOH!

608. UH, SLICE THICK FOR STEAKS?

609. NO, SLICE THIN FOR STIR-FRY.

610. TASTES LIKE CHICKEN.

611. WHAT A MONSTER.

612. HELLO, MRS. GREENSTEIN. I'VE GOT SOME NICE CUTS FOR YOU TODAY.

613. I WANT TO— UH! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

614. THAT'S ALL LEAN. GOOD LEAN. AHH!

615. I GUESS IT'S TOO SMELLY TO EAT.

616. - SO ARE YOU? - HE'S GOING BACK TO THE PLACE WHERE HE CAME FROM.

617. I HOPE HE'S NOT USING THAT KNIFE ON THE FORMICA.

618. OH, YEAH.

619. OH, HE'S LOST HIS CONTACTS.

620. MM. HEY.

621. - HUH? - HUH?

622. - QUICK, INTO THE PORTA-POTTY! - OOH!

623. FREEZE TAG.

624. COME ON, KNIFE-HEAD. GIVE ME TEN MORE.

625. - COME ON. PUSH IT! PUSH IT! - COME ON.

626. FROM THE HIDEOUS FOUNDRIES OF CHICAGO CUTLERY COMES A MONSTER.

627. WHERE DID IT COME FROM?

628. - PLEASE NO SMOKING. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

629. - THE OPPOSITE SWITCH.

630. - HERE IN THE ORGASMA-TRON— - OH, WOW.

631. HUH?

632. SO WHY IS HE BOWING TO WORSHIP THEM ALL OF A SUDDEN?

633. UNGADUNGA. UNGADUNGA.

634. SALAMA. SALAMA.

635. - LOOK, THEY'VE ENDED UP AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE. - HURRY. JUMP OUT.

636. COOL.

637. KNIFEY! OH!

638. I BET HE DRINKS CUTTY SARK.

639. I BET HE LISTENS TO "MACK THE KNIFE."

640. - OKAY. - YEAH.

641. NOW, THAT ONE— HE'S HARD ON SHOES.

642. BET HE LIKES SHARP CHEESE.

643. THANK YOU. NEXT SHOW AT 12:30.

644. THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU.

645. LOOK. THE WATER'S RETURNING.

646. NIAGARA FALLS.

647. SLOWLY I TURN...

648. OH, SUDDENLY, I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

649. - HEY, YOU'RE A ROBOT. STOP THAT. - WELL, YOU KNOW, THE WATER.

650. BOY, HE HAD TO GO LIKE SEA BISCUIT.

651. - OKAY. - I'M NOT QUITE SURE,

652. BUT I THINK WE'RE ON A HIGHLY CIVILIZED STAR.

653. MOVING INSTANTLY.

654. - THAT'S GREAT. - YES.

655. OKAY. LET'S INVESTIGATE SOME MORE PLACES.

656. CERTAINLY. LET US DO THAT.

657. HERE IS AN OPENING WHICH WARRANTS INVESTIGATION.

658. THIS COULD PROVIDE US WITH INTEREST

659. AND MAYBE LITTLE PATHS.

660. OH, LET US BE PRUDENT.

661. THIS IS A PRECARIOUS CIRCUMSTANCE

662. WHICH MAY BRING FORTH MENACE AND JEOPARDY

663. WITH LOUD REPORT.

664. IT'S GREAT.

665. WHY, YES, IT IS CERTAINLY ABOVE THE AVERAGE

666. OF ITS KIND AND MAGNITUDE.

667. - OKAY.

668. WHAT'S THAT SOUND?

669. SOMEBODY IS HERE, I GUESS.

670. YEAH, SOMEONE WHO IS SHAPED LIKE A TRAPEZOID.

671. HEY! ANYBODY AROUND? PLEASE ANSWER!

672. WE CANNOT ANSWER BECAUSE WE DO NOT EXIST.

673. THEY WON'T UNDERSTAND OUR LANGUAGE.

674. YOU KNOW, THEY'RE SPACEMEN.

675. - AKIO, WHAT IF GOBLINS COME? - OOH.

676. - WHAT SHOULD WE DO? - DON'T WORRY.

677. - GOBLINS?

678. - HELP! I'M BEING WHISKED INTO HOUSEWARES!

679. TOM, JUMP OFF.

680. CLAP ON.

681. - CLAP OFF. - WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

682. - THE CLAPPER. - THIS ONE. LOOK.

683. - IT'S A MOVING CORRIDOR. - I SEE.

684. - AH. - LET'S GET ON IT.

685. - OKAY. - THIS COULD LEAD

686. TO FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS IN OUR ADVENTURE,

687. WHICH WE ARE HAVING NOW, AS DID THE GOONIES.

688. FRIES ARE DONE.

689. - NUMBER NINE. - OH, OH, OH, OH!

690. - NUMBER NINE.

691. NUMBER NINE.

692. OH, LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE IN A BANK.

693. YEAH.

694. HOLD ME CLOSER, TINY DANCER.

695. OOH.

696. HUH? HEY.

697. PEOPLE WATCHING A MOVIE?

698. IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON, AND HE'S ARMED!

699. SIMON!

700. THEODORE!

701. ALVIN!

702. [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] HI, DAVE.

703. HEY, STOP VACUUMING.

704. KIRBY WORKS WELL.

705. - LOOKS LIKE A SET FROM BRAZIL. - COOL.

706. - I THINK IT LOOKS LIKE DAVID BOWIE'S GLASS SPIDER. - BOY, IT'S WONDERFUL.

707. - MAYBE THIS IS THE CONTROL CENTER. - MM.

708. MM.

709. - IT'S THE BIGGEST LAVA LAMP IN THE UNIVERSE.

710. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

711. IT'S THE THING THAT GOES "PING."

712. WHOA. SPACE BABES.

713. WHOA!

714. UH, WELCOME, PINK LADY.

715. FASHION FORWARD MEANS FUTURE THIS SEASON.

716. MM-HMM.

717. SAY...

718. MASSIVE BABE-AGE.

719. CAN YOU TELL US WHERE WE ARE?

720. YOU'RE IN VIDAL SASSOON LONDON.

721. AND IF YOU DON'T LOOK GOOD, WE DRESS FUNNY.

722. UH— OH, WOW.

723. CAN YOU TELL US WHO YOU ARE?

724. NO.

725. WE'RE THE BANGLES.

726. - WE'RE NAIL TECHNICIANS. - I SEE.

727. THEY CAN'T UNDERSTAND OUR LANGUAGE.

728. - WHO CAN? - HMM?

729. THEY APPEAR TO BE MAKING SOME SORT OF FASHION STATEMENT.

730. - HELLO. WELCOME TO SINGAPORE AIRLINES.

731. - WE WERE WAITING FOR YOU TO COME. - OH!

732. HEY, HOW COME YOU CAN SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE ALL OF A SUDDEN?

733. LOOK, THIS SPEAKING MACHINE

734. TRANSLATES ALL KINDS OF LANGUAGES.

735. - OH, BOY! - I CAN DO MY SPANISH ASSIGNMENT!

736. I BELIEVE SCIENCE IS ADVANCED HERE MORE THAN ON EARTH.

737. - I GUESS SO. - PLEASE TELL US.

738. - WHAT STAR ARE WE ON? - WHAT'S THE DRINKING AGE?

739. HOW FAR ARE WE FROM THE EARTH?

740. - WE CALL THIS STAR TERRA. IT'S A PLANET.

741. IT'S ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE EARTH WHERE YOU ARE LIVING.

742. EXACTLY LIKE THE EARTH, WITH THE SUN BETWEEN.

743. - SAME SIZE AND MOVING LIKE THE EARTH. - SANDWICH.

744. SO YOU MEAN TO TELL US THAT IT'S LIKE A TWIN STAR THEN?

745. - IT'S A PLANET. - I WONDERED IF THERE WAS SUCH A STAR.

746. - IT'S A PLANET! - I SEE, TOM.

747. ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SUN.

748. THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.

749. I WONDER WHY.

750. AKIO, THIS IS A BIG DISCOVERY.

751. RIGHT. SO THE PLANETS OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM

752. ARE MERCURY, VENUS, EARTH,

753. MARS, JUPITER, SATURN,

754. - ... URANUS—

755. NEPTUNE, PLUTO.

756. - THAT'S NINE PLANETS ALTOGETHER— - HEY.

757. - ... AND TERRA MAKES THE TENTH. - THAT'S RIGHT.

758. - LOOK, CROW. HER BIOLOGICAL CLOCK'S GOING OFF.

759. - YEAH. - SEE THAT?

760. LOOK. IT'S GAOS AGAIN.

761. - WHAT, ARE YOU DEFROSTING YOUR PLANET? - BARBELLA,

762. - ... HE LET IT OUT AGAIN. - YES.

763. - SOUNDS LIKE A DEEP MIDWESTERN ALIEN. - IS YOUR NAME MISS BARBELLA?

764. RIGHT. AND IT MEANS "AS SWEET AS A LITTLE BIRD."

765. - AND I'M FLORBELLA.

766. IT MEANS "PRETTY AS A FLOWER."

767. - OOH. - WHERE ARE THE OTHERS THEN?

768. DE— UH, D-DOWNSTAIRS.

769. - AH.

770. AKIO, LOOK. IT'S THE SAME AS BEFORE.

771. IT'S FUNNY. THE WATER IS RUNNING BACKWARDS.

772. IT'S AGAINST THE LAWS OF GRAVITY.

773. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. WE'RE THE GRAVITY POLICE.

774. OVER HERE, WE CONTROL THE LAWS OF NATURE.

775. - AND YOU STILL DRESS LIKE THAT? - YOU DO?

776. WHAT A SUPERIOR CIVILIZATION.

777. - YOU KNOW, I LOOK IN MY TELESCOPE EVERY DAY— - COMPARED TO WHAT?

778. AND I THOUGHT THERE'D BE A PERFECT PLANET

779. WITHOUT WORK AND WARS AND TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS.

780. - WHAT IS HIS OBSESSION WITH TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS?

781. - I DON'T KNOW.

782. IT'S THAT MONSTER AGAIN.

783. - THAT'S OUR WATCHDOG, GUIRON.

784. - "URINE"? - WE CAN CONTROL IT THE WAY WE WANT TO.

785. - URINE? - LOOK. GAOS IS RUNNING.

786. CAN YOU TELL ME WHY THERE ARE MONSTERS

787. IN SUCH A CIVILIZED PLACE LIKE THIS?

788. LIKE WALL STREET?

789. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

790. IN OUR WORLD, IT WAS A WELL-ADVANCED SOCIETY.

791. WE COULD EVEN CONTROL THE LAWS OF NATURE

792. WITH ELECTRONIC BRAINS.

793. - LET'S ROLL, FOLKS. - OKAY.

794. - BUT A MIX-UP IN THE COMPUTER— - I WAS JUST GETTING INTO IT.

795. - ... BROUGHT CALAMITY— - "CALAMITY"?

796. - CALAMITY. - ... AND ALSO MADE UNCONTROLLABLE MONSTERS TOO.

797. IS THAT SO?

798. - HEY! - WELCOME TO MY WORLD

799. OF BEMUSEMENT AND CHILDLIKE WONDER.

800. - HEY!

801. YOU THINK YOU GOT PROBLEMS? TRY GOING THROUGH LIFE

802. WITH A NOSE LIKE A MAKITA SABRE SAW.

803. MY SUBJECT'S ASLEEP. LET THE MAGIC BEGIN.

804. ONE, TWO, THREE. IT'S ME.

805. - HEY! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! - TA-DA!

806. JOEL, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THIS PART. OH! OW!

807. OW, OW, OW, OW, OW! OH, THAT HURTS!

808. OW! OUCH! OH! OH, MY HEAD! OHHH!

809. - TA-DA! - [TOM SERVO CONTINUES CRYING OUT]

810. - TA-DA!

811. HEY! HUP! HUP! HUP!

812. HUP!

813. - TA-DA! - OH! HEY!

814. AND NOW, MY LIFE'S WORK—

815. THE RESOLUTION TO THE SAWING A ROBOT IN HALF.

816. - OH! - TA-DA!

817. UH, JOEL, I GOT THE MAHARISHI YOGI ON LINE ONE.

818. - WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL HIM? - COULD YOU JUST TELL—

819. - OH, YOU WRECKED THE REVEAL, CROW!

820. - WE GOT MOVIES!

821. - WE SHOULD TAKE THIS OFF. - WE SENT OUT MESSAGES—

822. - JUST WRECK EVERYTHING. - ... SEVERAL TIMES,

823. BUT WE RECEIVED NO ANSWER AT ALL.

824. SO, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN THE WAVE THAT DR. SHIGA WAS TALKING ABOUT.

825. - MM. - MM.

826. SO THOSE ALIVE GOT ON A BIG SPACESHIP

827. TO FIND ANOTHER STAR TO LIVE ON, BUT IT FELL.

828. - LOOKS LIKE FRANKENSTEIN. LOOK AT HER. - ONLY WE ARE LEFT.

829. - OH, YEAH. - ERRRR!

830. BUT WE FOUND OUT

831. THAT A SMALL SPACESHIP WAS STILL WORKING,

832. - ... AND WHEN WE CALLED IT BACK, YOU TWO WERE ON IT. - ERRRR!

833. - NOW WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU. - I SEE.

834. WE CAN ONLY LIVE HERE ON THIS SPACE BASE RIGHT NOW.

835. - AND THERE'S ONLY ONE BATHROOM. - HMM.

836. - TAKE A LOOK. - WHERE?

837. OH.

838. IT WILL BE GETTING COLDER FROM NOW ON.

839. WITHIN FIVE HOURS, WE'LL BE BOUND IN BY GLACIERS.

840. GOODNESS GLACIERS! THAT'S A COLD PLANET.

841. BARBELLA.

842. OH, GOOD. THEY HAVE AN INSTANT CASH MACHINE.

843. OVER HERE. THAT USED TO BE A CITY A VERY LONG TIME AGO.

844. YEAH. IT USED TO BE CALLED OLD JACK CITY.

845. RIGHT NOW, IT'S THE MONSTERS' HOME.

846. YOU TWO,

847. LET'S GO BACK TO THE EARTH TOGETHER.

848. WE'LL HAVE THE HOTTEST PROM DATES OF ALL.

849. - HEY. - WE'LL CHECK THE SHIP AND GO

850. BEFORE IT FREEZES OVER HERE.

851. - GEEZ, LOOK AT THE TIME. - AKIO, WE'RE REALLY LUCKY.

852. - RIGHT. - ERRRR!

853. LET'S GO TO THE BATHROOM TOGETHER.

854. - I THINK THE SHORT ONE LIKES YOU.

855. IF ONLY GAMERA COULD BE HERE.

856. I THINK GAMERA IS LOOKING FOR US.

857. - COULD BE? - GAMERA?

858. - THE GAMERA? - GAMERA?

859. - YOU WILL DIE, JOE.

860. - HEY, THERE HE IS! - THAT'S RIGHT.

861. THE WORLD'S STUDLIEST MONSTER OF THEM ALL— ME, GAMERA.

862. I MAY BE UGLY, BUT I'M FAST. HA!

863. LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, GAMERA'S THERE.

864. ERRRR!

865. ALEXANDER SALKIND PRESENTS SUPERBOY,

866. THE CRUMMIEST SHOW EVER IN FIRST-RUN SYNDICATION.

867. - YOU SAID IT.

868. I'LL PAINT ANY CHILD FOR $49.95.

869. - DID HE LOSE AN ARM AGAIN? - YEAH.

870. THERE'S A RESTROOM ABOVE THE CONTROL CENTER.

871. TAKE A REST WHILE WE REPAIR THE SHIP.

872. - ALL RIGHT. - BUT PUT THE SEAT DOWN.

873. BOYS! YOU KNOW.

874. - [JOEL, FOREIGN ACCENT] OH, WOW.

875. SHE'S MADE FROM LIQUID METAL.

876. TURNS INTO SHAPES THAT SCARE KIDS.

877. BIG KNIVES AND STUFF.

878. AH! DON'T DO THAT.

879. THE SHIP ONLY HOLDS TWO.

880. - WE DON'T HAVE ANY ROOM FOR THE TWO BOYS. - I KNOW.

881. AND DON'T WORRY, BECAUSE WE STILL HAVE ENOUGH TIME YET.

882. - WHAT DOES SHE MEAN? - BEFORE THAT,

883. I'LL CHECK IF THEY ARE POISONOUS OR NOT TO EAT.

884. SHE'S A MAN-EATER!

885. IF NOT, WE WILL MAKE THEM OUR RATION.

886. GO AND— GO AND CHECK THE SHIP.

887. HEY, YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.

888. - I'M REALLY HUNGRY. - LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE IN THE GENIE BOTTLE.

889. - HEY, YEAH. - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE WEARING THIS.

890. - PUT THAT DOWN. - MY HAIR'S NOT READY.

891. THE GIRLS SAID WE CAN GO

892. AS SOON AS THE SPACESHIP IS REPAIRED.

893. I KNOW, BUT WON'T THEY BE SURPRISED TO SEE

894. SUCH GROOVY SPACE GIRLS WHEN WE GET OVER THERE?

895. - THEY'RE SURE TO GET BOSS RECORDING CONTRACTS. - RIGHT, AKIO?

896. HMM?

897. AKIO, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

898. HMM.

899. OH, NO!

900. AKIO CUBED IT AGAIN!

901. HINEY, HORNY, HARNIE, HERMIE...

902. OH, THAT ONE. HE'S ON THE MESCALINE.

903. EW.

904. NOW, MY BOY,

905. YOU HAVE TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS NOW.

906. YOU MEAN NOW NOW OR LATER NOW?

907. NE-OW.

908. MEOW, MEOW, KITTY MEOW.

909. TELL ME, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE THE MOST RIGHT NOW?

910. - WELL, IT INVOLVES JELL-O— - OOH!

911. - HUH? - COME ON. DON'T BE SHY.

912. - OH, THE MIKE DOUGLAS SHOW IS ON HIS FACE. - WHAT'S THE MATTER?

913. COME ON. ANSWER ME.

914. - OH, NO! HE'S A COP! THEY'RE BUSTED! - I SEE. YOU'RE HUNGRY.

915. COPS IS FILMED ON LOCATION IN THE WINCHELL'S DONUT SHOP.

916. AKIO.

917. THE ACCOMPLICE.

918. I'LL FAX THESE RECIPE CARDS TO YOU.

919. I'LL FIX YOU SOMETHING, BUT ANSWER MY QUESTIONS UNTIL IT'S READY.

920. - IS IT HURTING YOU? - NO. IT FEELS NICE.

921. - I SEE. - DOES THIS BUG YOU?

922. I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU. DOES THIS BUG YOU?

923. AKIO, WHAT'S THE MATTER, AKIO?

924. I WAS DREAMING ABOUT A DONUT WEARING A SWEATER.

925. AKIO, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

926. - AKIO, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT GLAZED LOOK ON YOUR FACE?

927. - I'LL FIX THAT NAUGHTY KID.

928. AKIO! AKIO!

929. HE'S GOT HIS LONG JOHNS ON.

930. - OHH!

931. CHICK'S GOT A SPELL ON ME.

932. YOU KNEW ABOUT GAOS BEFORE.

933. BUT ARE THERE MANY MONSTERS ON EARTH LIKE GAOS?

934. NOT NOW. GAMERA GOT THEM ALL.

935. - OOH. - WHAT IS GAMERA?

936. YOU SAID IT'S LOOKING FOR YOU.

937. COME ON. TELL ME.

938. - LOOK AT HER PORES. - COME ON.

939. - GAMERA IS A FRIEND OF CHILDREN. - HUH?

940. - YEAH, 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW ANY MONSTERS HIS OWN AGE. - FRIEND OF CHILDREN?

941. HE ALWAYS APPEARS WHEN WE NEED HIM.

942. ONE TIME, A LONG TIME AGO,

943. HE SAVED A CHILD IN HOKKAIDO.

944. HIS FIRST FRIEND WAS THE HUSKY KENNY.

945. - HE WAS A BUTTERBALL, WASN'T HE? - UH-HUH.

946. WELL, MAYBE THIS TIME HE'LL DROP HIM.

947. - NOONAN. NOONAN. DROP.

948. BOY, THESE WERE GOOD OLD TIMES, HUH?

949. YEAH, YEAH.

950. THEN GAOS TRIED TO EAT THE CHILDREN.

951. THEN THERE WAS ICHI. HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND.

952. ALMOST ALL THE MONSTERS HAD THEIR HAIR CUTS DONE THAT WAY BACK THEN.

953. YEAH.

954. - I REMEMBER THAT. - OOH.

955. NO, HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT ANYMORE.

956. THAT'S HIS HIGH SCHOOL PICTURE.

957. I REMEMBER HE ATTACKED GAMERA WITH A HIGHWAY NO-PASSING LANE.

958. WE'VE SEEN THIS. THANK YOU.

959. AH.

960. NOW, WHAT DOES THAT TEACH US?

961. WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO LEARN FROM THIS?

962. - I DON'T GET IT. - IT'S BACKSTORY.

963. AND FOR YOU ACTIVE MONSTERS, THE ACTIVE LIGHT MALES.

964. YEAH, MUST BE A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER TODAY.

965. - WE'VE SEEN THIS ALREADY. - YEP, YEP, YEP.

966. [JOEL, HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] AM I TOO TUBBY, GAMERA?

967. - WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? - SAY, THAT'S NEW.

968. HE SAVED THE LIVES OF THE TWO BOYS ALSO.

969. I HATE MY JOB. I'M SICK OF SAVING LITTLE BOYS.

970. KENNY, ICHI— WHO'S NEXT?

971. HERE'S GAMERA AT THE TANNING BOOTH.

972. IT'S A TURTLE UNDER GLASS.

973. SAY...

974. UH, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT, GAMERA.

975. I SEE THAT, AND I SEE THAT, AND I SEE THAT, AND EVERYTHING.

976. AND I SEE THAT.

977. IS GAMERA TAKING UP GARDENING?

978. HE'S GOT A GREEN THUMB.

979. GIVE ME THOSE RUBY SLIPPERS!

980. OH, FORGET IT.

981. WHAT A RUSH. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.

982. HEY, HE'S DOING HIS MUSSOLINI IMPRESSION.

983. [TOM SERVO, JOEL] DUCE! DUCE!

984. DUCE! DU—

985. YOU SANG LIKE A CANARY.

986. - HEY! - WELL, THAT'S FUNNY.

987. ABOUT LOVE, THE WONDROUS LEONARD NIMOY FILM

988. STARRING GENE WILDER.

989. - IT WAS SO GOOD... - COME, FRIEND.

990. - LET'S TARRY ON THE CHEESE COUCH. - I'M SURE OF IT.

991. YOU KNOW, I HAD A FEELING

992. THAT I ATE A LOT OF MOTHER'S DONUTS AT THAT TIME.

993. - I'M GLAD HE DIDN'T SAY "MILK." - YEAH.

994. YOUR MOTHER'S DONUTS ARE REALLY GOOD.

995. MY MOTHER'S DONUTS ARE A SAINT!

996. I'M HUNGRY. I'M STARVING TO DEATH.

997. - I'M THIRSTY. - I'M ITCHY.

998. - I'M SCRATCHY. - I'M SLEEPY.

999. CAN I BORROW SOME NYLONS?

1000. - HOW ABOUT THE SHIP? - IT'S OKAY. WE CAN LEAVE ANYTIME.

1001. - THAT'S GOOD. - AND I'M GIVING IT BACK TO YOU.

1002. PREPARE SOME FOOD ACCORDING TO THE INSTRUCTIONS OF THIS CARD.

1003. - THESE ARE FUN HOLIDAY RECIPES. - AND USE SLEEPING POWDER.

1004. - SLEEPING POWDER? - RIGHT.

1005. AND WE CAN'T WASTE ANY TIME,

1006. BECAUSE WHILE THEY'RE SLEEPING, WE'LL EAT THEIR BRAINS RAW.

1007. - EW! ECH! - YOU MEAN THEIR BRAINS?

1008. - NOTHING ON THE SIDE? - ALL THEIR KNOWLEDGE

1009. WHICH IS GIVEN TO THEM AND STORED UP IN THEIR BRAINS.

1010. - IT'S BRAIN FOOD. - WE CAN USE THIS KNOWLEDGE

1011. WHEN WE GO TO THE EARTH FOR OUR PLANS.

1012. UH, WHY ARE YOU ROTATING THE BISCUIT HOLDER?

1013. IT'S THE SAME THING.

1014. LIKE THE BACTERIA OVER HERE BECAME A HIGHER ANIMAL.

1015. I SEE.

1016. [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] MR. DRYSDALE, JETHRO WANTS TO BE A ROCK STAR.

1017. GOOD AFTERNOON. I CAME TO PICK UP TOM.

1018. - IT'S VANESSA REDGRAVE. - WHOA!

1019. - HELLO, ELZA. - HELLO, INGA.

1020. - HELLO. THANK YOU FOR KEEPING HIM. - HELLO.

1021. - THANK YOU AGAIN. - THANK YOU!

1022. - HELLO. - TOM WENT OUT WITH AKIO, AND THEY HAVEN'T RETURNED.

1023. - THANK YOU. - I SEE. WHERE DID THEY GO?

1024. - DOES TOMOKO KNOW ABOUT IT? - HELLO.

1025. NO. AND THERE'S NO USE TO ASK HER.

1026. I'M GONNA JUMP! DON'T TRY TO STOP ME!

1027. - ... THIS NONSENSE ABOUT SPACE.

1028. - YOU SAID SPACE? - YEAH.

1029. - HELLO. - TOM SAID THAT HE WANTS TO STAY WITH US MUCH LONGER.

1030. - THANK YOU. - SO HE MUST HAVE RUN AWAY,

1031. KNOWING THAT YOU'RE COMING TO PICK HIM UP.

1032. - OH, HELLO. - HELLO.

1033. THAT PROVIDES ME WITH INTEREST. AND FOR THAT, I THANK YOU.

1034. - HE CAN STAY MUCH LONGER. - THANK YOU.

1035. - IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND, PLEASE, LET HIM STAY. - THANK YOU.

1036. I'LL PICK HIM UP WHEN HE'S 21. THANK YOU.

1037. - ELZA, PLEASE DROP IN FOR TEA. - HELLO.

1038. - THANKS, BUT I'M IN A HURRY. - I SEE.

1039. - THANK YOU. - BYE.

1040. HELLO. AND THANK YOU.

1041. - THANK YOU FOR GOING. - HELLO.

1042. - SEND HIM TO HARVARD, WILL YOU? - TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.

1043. THANK YOU. HELLO.

1044. SHUT UP AND KEEP DRIVING.

1045. - HELLO. - AND THANK YOU.

1046. - HELLO. - WHY, TOMOKO.

1047. - A GOOD JOKE'S WORTH REPEATING, ISN'T IT? - THEY REALLY...

1048. WENT AWAY IN A SPACESHIP.

1049. OH?

1050. TOMOKO, CAN YOU TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT?

1051. - MY GOD, YOU'RE UGLY. - YES.

1052. KON-CHAN! KON-CHAN!

1053. - UH-OH! THIS IS A JOB FOR CORNJOB! - PLEASE HELP US! HURRY!

1054. - WHAT HAPPENED? - COME ON. HURRY.

1055. WHAT'S THIS? I HOPE THESE PEOPLE WILL BE MORE CAREFUL.

1056. CORNJOB IS ON THE TRAIL.

1057. HOPPING DOWN THE CORN TRAIL.

1058. WHAT IS THIS, ZABRISKIE POINT ALL OF A SUDDEN?

1059. JUST KEEP RUNNING. GO ALL THE WAY LONG!

1060. AROUND THE HORN!

1061. CAN YOU SEE IT, GWEN? A ROUND TABLE!

1062. GO HOME! GO HOME! TOUCH 'EM ALL! SLIDE! SLIDE!

1063. WHOO!

1064. RIGHT HERE. THE SPACESHIP WAS RIGHT HERE.

1065. - WHAT? - UH, YEAH.

1066. LET ME HANDLE THIS. SHE'S REALLY A MESS.

1067. - TOMOKO. - I'M SORRY.

1068. AMERICAN AEROSPACE BUREAU ANNOUNCED

1069. THAT FLYING SAUCES

1070. WERE ALL MADE-UP STORIES, YOU SEE.

1071. - OR JUST DELUSIONS. - YEAH, SO WAS IRAN-CONTRA, HONEY.

1072. SO, TOMOKO, PLEASE, TELL US THE RIGHT STORY.

1073. BUT I'M NOT LYING.

1074. AND I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES.

1075. - UH-HUH. - TOMOKO,

1076. DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THE APOLLO SPACESHIP MAN SAID?

1077. THAT EARTH IS THE ONLY OASIS IN SPACE.

1078. - STUTTER. - THERE ARE NO LIVING THINGS ELSEWHERE—

1079. - MY GOD, THAT KID LOOKS LIKE SHE'S 50! - ... AND NO SPACEMEN EITHER.

1080. BUT AKIO AND TOM WENT IN A SPACESHIP.

1081. - UH-HUH. - YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME 'CAUSE I'M OLD.

1082. YOU BELIEVE ME, DON'T YOU?

1083. COME ON, CORNJOB. HELP HER.

1084. - NEW CORNJOB HELPER. - YES, I BELIEVE YOU.

1085. YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL. YOU WOULDN'T LIE.

1086. - YEAH, RIGHT. RIGHT. - I'M SURE YOU WOULDN'T LIE.

1087. - I'M SURE THAT YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL. OKAY? - I WOULDN'T LIE.

1088. I'LL FIND YOUR BROTHER, OKAY?

1089. THANK YOU.

1090. TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE.

1091. - AW. - DON'T WORRY.

1092. [JOEL, ROBOTS] AWW!

1093. AHH!

1094. SHE LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL STIPE FROM R.E.M.!

1095. SHE DOES.

1096. - THANK YOU, KON-CHAN.

1097. IT'S OKAY. I PLANTED A BOMB ON HER.

1098. TELL ME, ARE YOU TAKING A CHILD'S WORD?

1099. ASK THE OBSERVATORY.

1100. - BUT, PLEASE— - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IDIOT?

1101. I'M SURPRISED YOU BELIEVE SUCH STORIES.

1102. - I'M SURE THE KIDS MUST BE PLAYING AROUND THIS AREA. - IN THIS VICINITY SOMEWHERE.

1103. - WHY DON'T YOU SEND A PATROL OUT AND FIND THEM? - OF COURSE I WILL.

1104. - BUT FIRST, YOU— - ARE YOU SURE?

1105. - YES. - YOU KNOW THAT YOURSELF

1106. THAT PRETENDING TO BELIEVE THEM IS BAD FROM AN EDUCATIONAL STANDPOINT.

1107. - HELLO! - BUT CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND—

1108. - THANK YOU! - ... HOW SERIOUS TOMOKO IS ABOUT ALL THIS?

1109. - FORGET IT! - BROTHER!

1110. KON-CHAN IS GOING TO FIND YOU.

1111. - DON'T MOVE! YOU'RE ON A MINE!

1112. SHE IS CUTE WHEN SHE'S LOONEY, ISN'T SHE?

1113. - UHH.

1114. - PLEASE. - WHY SHOULD I?

1115. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY?

1116. DID YOU HEAR SOMEONE PRAYING FOR US?

1117. SOUNDED LIKE MY SISTER.

1118. I DREAMT OF A BIG POOL OF SCOTCH.

1119. - HMM?

1120. UH, IS THIS DYING IN SUDS ALL OF A SUDDEN?

1121. - ALL RIGHT! SLIDERS AND BOSCO. - AKIO!

1122. TEXAS CHILI BURGER.

1123. OOH.

1124. THERE YOU ARE. HUNGRY, AREN'T YOU?

1125. - MMM.

1126. - OH, BOY! MY FAVORITE DONUT. - REALLY LOOKS GOOD.

1127. - DONUTS AND GRAY WATER. MMM! - LOOK. THEY'RE JUST LIKE MY MOTHER'S DONUTS.

1128. - YEAH. - OOH.

1129. PLEASE. PLEASE EAT THEM.

1130. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1131. - WAIT A MINUTE. - YOU'RE NOT A COP!

1132. - OH, THAT'S FUNNY. - [JOEL GROANS, MUTTERS]

1133. JUST CAN'T BEAT THAT ONE.

1134. - ANYTHING WRONG? - BE STILL.

1135. AKIO, I THOUGHT I HEARD GAMERA COMING.

1136. - OH, NO, IT'S JUST THE THEME MUSIC. - HUH?

1137. IT'S GAMERA, ALL RIGHT, AND HE'S BURNING OIL!

1138. OOH.

1139. HE IS TOO.

1140. - DON'T EAT THE DONUTS, KIDS!

1141. IT WAS TOO LATE. THE KIDS HAD NICKED THE DONUTS.

1142. I DIDN'T HEAR HIM.

1143. IT MUST'VE BEEN MY IMAGINATION.

1144. - LOOK AT THEIR BREATH. - COME ON. LET'S EAT.

1145. MAN, IT LOOKS REALLY COLD IN THERE.

1146. IT'S A SPACESHIP. THEY SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE A SPACE HEATER.

1147. DON'T BITE ME! I'M ALIVE! OW! OH! I'M A SENTIENT BEING!

1148. OH, DEAR GOD, NO! BUT IT WAS TOO LATE.

1149. THE KIDS HAD CRUSHED THE CRULLERS.

1150. GET THE BEAR CLAWS?

1151. - I'LL GIVE YOU HALF OF MINE. - THANK YOU.

1152. IT'S THE BIGGEST THING IN THE CASE.

1153. UHH! SOY MILK MIXED WITH PINEAPPLE JUICE.

1154. IT'S MY BACKWASH.

1155. OOH, THIS IPECAC IS REALLY TASTY.

1156. ECH!

1157. I'M COMING. OH, HOLD ON.

1158. - IT'S REALLY GOOD, ISN'T IT?

1159. HEY, THERE'S HALF A WORM IN HERE.

1160. OOP.

1161. I WAS KIDDING! I WAS KIDDING!

1162. - NICE DIVE. - THAT'S FUNNY.

1163. HEY, YOU GONNA FINISH YOUR DONUT?

1164. - WHAT'S THE MATTER? WAKE UP. - COULD I HAVE THAT?

1165. YOU GONNA FINISH THAT?

1166. KIDS' BRAINS ALWAYS TASTE BETTER

1167. WHEN THEY'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT DONUTS.

1168. - THE SLEEPING POWDER'S TAKEN EFFECT. - SWEETER.

1169. COME. GET READY.

1170. GET YOUR JUMPER ON.

1171. WOULD YOU BELIEVE— THE CONE OF SILENCE.

1172. OH, NO. IT'S A HOODED WEBER BRAIN COOKER.

1173. - OOH. - GYMKATA!

1174. THAT WAS NEAT.

1175. OOHH!

1176. HEY.

1177. WEASELS RIP MY FLESH.

1178. RIZZZ!

1179. UH, SHE'S INTO CRANIAL GRAPHICS, I CAN SEE.

1180. NEAT.

1181. SET THE RAZOR FOR CREW CUT.

1182. SHE'S CUTTING HIS HAIR WITH THE YELLOW SUBMARINE.

1183. - NEAT. - OOH.

1184. NOW I SUPPOSE HE'S GONNA WANNA SING "NOTHING COMPARES TO YOU."

1185. CUT IT FROM HERE AND REMOVE THE SKULL.

1186. IT'S THE BEST PART.

1187. OOH.

1188. HEY, IT'S A DREMEL TOOL.

1189. - YOU SHOULD HAVE SAFETY GLASSES.

1190. GET SPLATTERED WITH DURA MATER.

1191. OH, THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS RIGHT AT DINNERTIME.

1192. UH, GUIRON'S GOTTA GO WALKIES.

1193. THAT'S A PRETTY TYPICAL PICTURE OF BURTON THERE, ISN'T IT?

1194. - YEP. - POOR SAP.

1195. I'M COMING, I'M COMING! HOLD YOUR HORSES.

1196. - SAY... - IT'S GAMERA!

1197. THEY SAID HE'S A FRIEND OF THE CHILDREN.

1198. I WONDER IF HE'S HERE TO HELP THOSE KIDS.

1199. - SOMETHING ELSE TO WORRY ABOUT. - THAT'S RIGHT.

1200. LET'S TAKE CARE OF IT FIRST.

1201. WE CAN EAT LATER.

1202. AH, SIX RMS, RIVER VIEW.

1203. HMM.

1204. IT'S A HUGE NUMBER 2 PENCIL!

1205. - WOW!

1206. HEY, YOU KNOW, THE JAPANESE SPACE PROGRAM

1207. IS BASED ON THE BLOOMING GROUND FLOWER.

1208. ASTRONAUTS ARE LAUNCHED INTO SPACE WITH LOUD REPORTS.

1209. LIGHT MISSILE AND GET AWAY!

1210. THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!

1211. MR. SPOCK WANTS HIS EYE SHADOW BACK.

1212. LET THE MONSTERS FIGHT EACH OTHER.

1213. LET GUIRON OUT.

1214. BRING IT IN. BRING IT IN. THAT'S GOOD.

1215. WHOA!

1216. HEY, HEY, HEY! I JUST GOT HERE!

1217. COME ON!

1218. THE CRY EYE.

1219. YOU'RE SO SMART YOU CAN'T EVEN CUT THROUGH A TIN CAN.

1220. NOW TRY CUTTING THROUGH A TOMATO.

1221. UH-OH.

1222. EW.

1223. UCH!

1224. OH, THAT'S SICK.

1225. HERE. WAIT. WAIT. HERE. TOUCH ME HERE WHILE YOU DO THAT.

1226. THANK YOU.

1227. UH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. MORE OF THAT. YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. YEAH.

1228. OH, DON'T DO HELICOPTERS!

1229. THEY MAKE ME WANNA PU—

1230. "ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH."

1231. OH, HE GOT A WEDGIE.

1232. LOOK AT HIM THERE.

1233. HEY, YOU KIDS ARE GONNA TAKE THE EDGE OFF THAT BLADE.

1234. ROCK CRUSHES SCISSORS.

1235. HEY, SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD—

1236. OH, THAT'S ME! OH!

1237. EW.

1238. HEY. LOOK AT THAT.

1239. LOOK AT, UH, GUIRON EMOTE.

1240. OOH.

1241. THANKS FOR THE PAN.

1242. APPRECIATE IT.

1243. - WHAT?

1244. - UH— HE'S ALL STARRY EYED. - DOH!

1245. WOW. QUICK RETURN.

1246. NOW, UH, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD FOR MY PORES?

1247. I JUST RUB THIS IN LIKE THIS?

1248. OKAY. I CAN FEEL IT WORKING.

1249. OOH, OOH, IT'S STARTING TO TINGLE. IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?

1250. OOH. I— OOH.

1251. YEAH, IT'S GETTING HOT NOW. IT'S REALLY—

1252. IT'S STARTING TO HOT AND BURN AND STUFF.

1253. - IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?

1254. - POOR GUY. - AH, HE'S GONNA NEED

1255. A STYPTIC PENCIL THE SIZE OF THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT.

1256. - I'LL SAY. - OH, NOW HE'S DOING HIS DAN HAGGERTY IMPRESSION.

1257. - OH! - AHH!

1258. I KNOW IT'S AN OLD WIVES' TALE, BUT I FEEL BETTER.

1259. HAIKEEBA! GYMKATA!

1260. BY MARX.

1261. OOH!

1262. OOH! OOH! OH, NO!

1263. THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.

1264. DIDN'T EXPECT THAT.

1265. - AW. - HELLO.

1266. GAMERA'S CRYING.

1267. I GOTTA GO JULIENNE SOMETHING.

1268. HEY, CHECK IT OUT. PARTY BALL.

1269. I KNEW IT WAS WORTH THE TRIP, MAN.

1270. COOL.

1271. TAKE THE NESTEA PLUNGE.

1272. - WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE.

1273. THE PLANET OF NO CONTINUITY.

1274. SUDDENLY IT'S GRAY LADY DOWN.

1275. BOY, HE'S SURE UNDERWATER THERE, ISN'T HE?

1276. - A LOT OF UNDERWATER DUST. - REALLY LOOKS UNDERWATER TO ME.

1277. TAKE A PICTURE. IT LASTS LONGER.

1278. YES. THAT'S GOOD.

1279. OH, GOD, I'M PISSED.

1280. OOH.

1281. DON'T START WITH ME, DONUT.

1282. - HUH?

1283. HEY, YOUR FRIEND BECAME A HARE KRISHNA.

1284. AKIO, WHAT HAPPENED?

1285. - HELP! HELP! - HEY, LITTLE SKINHEAD PAL.

1286. HE'S GONE MELON CRAZY.

1287. - GOTTA GET A SPOON.

1288. COME ON. HURRY. LET'S COOK THOSE KIDS, OR ELSE.

1289. WAIT. IT'S FUNNY. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG.

1290. - GAMERA PUT THE SPACESHIP OUT OF ORDER.

1291. THAT'S THE ONLY SHIP WE'VE GOT LEFT.

1292. - WAIT. I GOT A FREE GAME.

1293. ANYWAY, LET'S EAT THE KIDS LATER,

1294. AND LET'S FIX THE SPACECRAFT FIRST.

1295. LET'S LOOK AT PICTURE PICTURE.

1296. IT'S AWFUL. AKIO! AKIO!

1297. HEY, COME ON, TELLY. WAKE UP.

1298. YOU GOT A PLAYER'S CLUB AD TO DO.

1299. OKAY.

1300. - OW! - OOH.

1301. HEY, HE'S NOT A THREE-MINUTE EGG.

1302. GEEZ, YOU GOT A LONG SKULL. YOU LOOK KIND OF LIKE HENRY.

1303. HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?

1304. THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT. THOSE GIRLS WERE CANNIBALS.

1305. - WHAT? - THEY ATE MY HAIR?

1306. THEY WERE NOT FIXING THE SHIP FOR US TO GO BACK TO EARTH

1307. BUT TO GO EAT THE PEOPLE.

1308. - COME ON. LET'S RUN AWAY. - BUT MY HEAD.

1309. HERE. WEAR THIS.

1310. GO AHEAD. CUT LOOSE, MY FRIEND.

1311. - HURRY, HURRY! - YOU KNOW, I'LL NEVER GET USED TO THAT THING.

1312. YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH THEY TRIED TO EAT OUR BRAINS,

1313. YOU GOTTA ADMIT IT'S KIND OF FUN HERE.

1314. YEP. HERE THEY ARE.

1315. OOH, THE CARS, BRYAN ADAMS,

1316. JOURNEY ESCAPE, HAIRCUT ONE HUNDRED—

1317. OOH, THAT'S AN OLD ONE.

1318. TOM, WAIT A MINUTE.

1319. TOM!

1320. WHY ARE THOSE KIDS OVER THERE?

1321. THEY'RE TRYING TO RUN AWAY.

1322. NOW THEY KNOW ABOUT US, I GUESS.

1323. NO, WE CAN'T LET THEM GET AWAY.

1324. THIS PLAN OF YOURS HAS QUALITY. IT IS GOOD.

1325. FLOOR, PLEASE.

1326. NOW, WHERE'D THEY GO?

1327. NOW, WE'RE ALL DRESSED UP, AND NO DATES.

1328. OH, THAT'S THEM OVER ON FUDGE PIE MOUNTAIN.

1329. GEE, THERE'S A LOT OF TRAFFIC HERE TODAY.

1330. - OH, THAT WAS ME. - YOU! DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY.

1331. HEY, WHAT HAPPENED? WE'RE BACK AGAIN. LET'S RUN.

1332. - RUN! - ♪♪ [TOM SERVO IMITATING DRAMATIC SOUNDTRACK MUSIC]

1333. - AKIO, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

1334. - I PUSHED THE REVERSE BUTTON. - IT'S FUN.

1335. - HEY. - HEY.

1336. - LOOK.

1337. OH, THEY'RE GOING TO THE GUGGENHEIM.

1338. OH— HUH?

1339. - MANAGER TO HOUSEWARES. - HOORAY! THEY'RE GONE!

1340. LET'S BREAK THE HANDLE SO THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO COME BACK AGAIN.

1341. OKAY.

1342. GOOD IDEA, MISS HATHAWAY.

1343. SOUNDS LIKE MISS HATHAWAY.

1344. - VANDALS.

1345. - LOOK. - ALL RIGHT!

1346. - YEAH. - CHEESE!

1347. - COOL. - HOORAY!

1348. NOW THEY CAN'T COME BACK AGAIN.

1349. SOUNDS LIKE THE VENTURES ARE TUNING UP.

1350. YEAH.

1351. YOU KNOW, CRUSHING CHEESE SHOULD NOT BE THAT HARD.

1352. - DOESN'T IT FEEL GOOD TO KNOW THEY CAN NEVER COME BACK AGAIN? - MUST BE PARMESAN.

1353. - YEAH. - [JOEL, ROBOTS] HELLO!

1354. - BAD BOY. - YOU CAN SPANK US NOW.

1355. - HOW DID YOU GET BACK? - SINCE WE BROKE THE HANDLE?

1356. - THE VANDALS BROKE THE HANDLES. - USE YOUR HEAD, KID.

1357. WE MADE A ROUND TRIP.

1358. - TOM, LET'S RUN. - DON'T MOVE.

1359. DOH!

1360. - HEY, LET ME GO! - WE'RE NOT GOOD TO EAT.

1361. YEAH, I'M ALL STRINGY AND GAMY,

1362. AND AN HOUR AFTER YOU EAT ME, YOU'LL BE HUNGRY AGAIN.

1363. HANDS OVER YOUR HEAD.

1364. - "PANTS OVER YOUR HEAD"? - BACK TO BACK.

1365. NOW DANCE.

1366. - SWITCH. - WITH ELLEN BARKIN AND JIMMY SMITS.

1367. SAY...

1368. IT'S A SPANEK VERTICAL ROASTER WITH THE AMAZING HEAT TOWER ACTION!

1369. - THEY'RE A KIDDY COCKTAIL.

1370. HURRY. WE MUST REPAIR THE SHIP.

1371. - HELP! - LET US OUTTA HERE!

1372. - LET US OUT! - HELP!

1373. - AH, DARK.

1374. SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED.

1375. - I'LL TAKE ME, STRAIGHT UP.

1376. OKAY, SO I LOST YOUR SON!

1377. - ALL DONE? - HUH?

1378. I WONDER, WHERE DID THEY GO?

1379. THEY EVEN HAD THE POLICE WORRIED.

1380. IF THEY COME BACK, I'LL SPANK TOM

1381. THIRTY TIMES AS PUNISHMENT.

1382. I'M TOM. SPANK ME.

1383. - I'M VERY SORRY. - HEY.

1384. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

1385. I HOPE THEY RETURN SAFELY.

1386. OH, THERE THEY ARE.

1387. I JUST DROVE UP AND— OH, NO.

1388. - WHERE'S THAT LITTLE GIRL? - THERE SHE IS.

1389. - DAMN THE PAPARAZZI.

1390. COME HERE. TELL US ABOUT THAT SPACESHIP THAT YOU SAW.

1391. RIGHT? COME ON. TELL ME. COME ON. TELL ME.

1392. - "COME ON." NEWSPAPER ROBOT. - WHO ARE YOU?

1393. - HELLO. - WE WERE HOPING YOU'D KNOW.

1394. - THANK YOU. - THE OBSERVATION REPORT SAID

1395. THAT A SPACESHIP FLEW UP NEAR HERE THIS MORNING.

1396. WE RECEIVED A REPORT FROM THE POLICE TOO,

1397. SO WE WANT TO MAKE SURE ABOUT THE BOYS.

1398. - WAIT A MINUTE! YOU'RE GERMAN! - OH, NO!

1399. - ELZA, IT SEEMS TO BE TRUE.

1400. - MIND IF I SMELL YOUR DAUGHTER? - TOMOKO, WILL YOU TELL US THE STORY, OKAY?

1401. SO, WHERE DID THE SPACESHIP GO, THEN?

1402. UH, WE DON'T KNOW.

1403. PEOPLE SAID THAT IT FLEW VERY FAST

1404. AND DISAPPEARED DOWN THE SKY.

1405. - WITH LOUD REPORT. - WE ONLY KNOW ABOUT

1406. THE MYSTERIOUS WAVES THAT WE CAUGHT.

1407. TOMOKO, COME ON.

1408. - YOU BELONG TO THE PRESS NOW, LITTLE GIRL.

1409. - WE'LL RAISE YOU AS ONE OF OUR OWN. - OH, NO.

1410. - HEY, WHAT ABOUT US?

1411. - TIME TO SPLIT, GUYS. - I CAN'T WATCH.

1412. UH, WE, THE SATELLITE OF LOVE WOOSTER GROUP,

1413. WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT THIS WEEK'S PAGEANT,

1414. ONCE AGAIN BASED ON A MOVIE CHARACTER'S

1415. WEAK RESEMBLANCE TO A HOLLYWOOD STAR.

1416. THANK YOU, CAMBOT.

1417. THIS WEEK, IT'S CHILD STAR RICHARD BURTON,

1418. WHO LATER WENT ON TO STAR AS HAMLET AT THE OLD VIC THEATRE.

1419. YEAH. AND LATER IN SUCH GREAT FILMS

1420. AS BLUEBEARD, RAID ON ROMMEL, AND THE EXORCIST II.

1421. I WILL NARRATE, AND CROW WILL BE PLAYING—

1422. - CROW T. ROBOT. - WHAT?

1423. UH, CROW T. ROBOT. THAT'S MY STAGE NAME.

1424. - OH, OKAY. I'M SORRY. RIGHT.

1425. CROW T. ROBOT WILL BE PLAYING THE PART OF RICHARD BURTON,

1426. AND THOMAS SERVO WILL PLAY ELIZABETH TAYLOR

1427. AND LEE MAJORS.

1428. I WILL BE PLAYING THE ROLE OF THE SLEEPY-VOICED NARRATOR.

1429. "RICHARD BURTON WAS BORN WITH A NAME THAT WASN'T RICHARD BURTON,

1430. "BUT WE CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS,

1431. INTO A POOR, WELSH, COAL-MINING FAMILY IN 1925."

1432. I'M WELSH. I'M POOR.

1433. MY NAME'S NOT RICHARD BURTON YET.

1434. DO YOU HEAR ME? I'M WELSH AND POOR,

1435. AND MY NAME IS NOT RICHARD BURTON YET!

1436. RICHARD GREW UP SOME

1437. AND GOT INTO ACTING IN HIGH SCHOOL.

1438. AND THEN HE LIVED WITH THIS GUY NAMED BURTON, WHO GAVE HIM HIS NAME.

1439. HE PARTICULARLY LIKED THE POETRY

1440. OF HIS DRUNK, WELSH COUNTRYMAN, DYLAN THOMAS.

1441. UH, "RICHARD DID A RADIO VERSION

1442. OF THOMAS' FAMOUS ADAPTATION OF 'THE GAMERA SONG.'"

1443. NOT FOR THE PROUD MAN

1444. - ... APART FROM THE RAGING MOON I WRITE,

1445. - ..."GAMERA, GAMERA."

1446. - WHAT DARK, DESPISED DREAMS DWELL

1447. IN THE SULLEN WEIGHTY BONES 'NEATH YOUR IMPENETRABLE SHELL?

1448. AHH.

1449. - THAT WAS GOOD, CROW. - AH, THANKS.

1450. NO, THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.

1451. - I MEAN, VERY MOVING. - JOEL— JOEL, PLEASE?

1452. - OH, I'M SORRY. OKAY.

1453. UH, "LATER, RICHARD BURTON GOT FAMOUS,

1454. "AND THEY PAY HIM A LOT OF MONEY TO DO MOVIES IN HOLLYWOOD.

1455. "DID SOME BAD ONES AND SOME GOOD ONES,

1456. "AND THEN HE MET ELIZABETH TAYLOR,

1457. "AND THEY FELL IN LOVE, AND SHE DUMPED EDDIE FISHER,

1458. BUT HE GOT OVER IT AND BECAME A REALLY FAMOUS CHESS PLAYER."

1459. - HUH? - "RICHARD AND LIZ GOT SUPER FAMOUS

1460. "AND BECAME THE TOM AND ROSEANNE OF THEIR DAY.

1461. "TOM SERVO AND CROW WILL NOW DO A SCENE

1462. "FROM THEIR MOST FAMOUS COLLABORATION,

1463. WHO'S AFRAID OF GAMERA TURTLE?"

1464. ARRGH! WHO SAID THAT? ARRGH!

1465. I DON'T KNOW, MARTHA.

1466. OH, COME ON, GEORGE. YOU REMEMBER.

1467. WHO SAID THAT? ARRGH!

1468. I DON'T REMEMBER. I SAID I DO NOT REMEMBER, MARTHA.

1469. OH, I REMEMBER. IT WAS GAMERA.

1470. HE WALKED INTO THE ROOM,

1471. LIT A CIGARETTE, LOOKED AROUND, AND SAID, "ARRGH!"

1472. IF YOU SAY SO, MARTHA.

1473. OH, YOU LAUGHED YOUR ASS OFF!

1474. - THAT'S ENOUGH, OKAY? - OH, OKAY.

1475. ALL RIGHT. "LATER, BURTON GOT BACK TO HIS ROOTS

1476. "AND TROD THE BOARDS AS KING ARTHUR

1477. "IN THE SMASH MUSICAL GAMERA.

1478. "HIS PERFORMANCE WAS NOTHING LESS THAN MESMERIZING,

1479. "EVEN WHEN HE DRANK TWO BOTTLES BEFORE THE MATINEE.

1480. HERE ARE SOME HIGHLIGHTS."

1481. GAMERA, GAMERA...

1482. - I KNOW IT SOUNDS A BIT BIZARRE,

1483. BUT WITH GAMERA, THAT'S HOW CONDITIONS ARE.

1484. - I WONDER WHAT THE KING IS DRINKING TONIGHT.

1485. I WONDER IF THE KING WILL GET STINKING—

1486. OKAY, CROW. THAT'S ENOUGH.

1487. I WAS TOTALLY OFF SCRIPT. COULD YOU TELL?

1488. - I WAS WAY OFF— - AFTER THE SUCCESS OF GAMERA,

1489. BURTON'S LIFE HIT A ROUGH SPOT.

1490. PARTS DRIED UP, BUT HE DIDN'T.

1491. HE WAS DRINKING MORE AND ACTING LESS.

1492. A PROJECT CALLED MANNEQUIN WAS DISCUSSED, THEN DROPPED.

1493. THEN, JUST WHEN THINGS WERE GETTING DESPERATE, HIS AGENT CALLED.

1494. THEY WANTED HIM FOR A MEATY ROLE IN THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED

1495. TELEVISION SMASH, THE FALL GUY.

1496. "A CHANCE TO WORK WITH HEATHER THOMAS AND LEE MAJORS?

1497. "IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

1498. "BURTON'S ANSWER WAS A BLEARY BUT RESOUNDING 'YES.'

1499. "HERE WE RECREATE A SCENE

1500. FROM THAT HISTORICAL TELEVISION PLAY."

1501. SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? YOU WANNA CLIMB INTO MY 4-BY-4,

1502. DRIVE REALLY FAST, HELP ME CHASE DOWN THAT SCUMBAG WHO JUMPED BAIL?

1503. - WHAT DO YOU SAY? - I SAY—

1504. LET'S NAIL THE SUCKER.

1505. UH, "RICHARD BURTON PASSED AWAY SHORTLY

1506. "AFTER PERFORMING HIS MAGNUM OPUS.

1507. THUS ENDS OUR PAGEANT."

1508. WE SALUTE YOU.

1509. ONE OF THE GOOD DEAD ONES.

1510. HELLO, ACE AWARD.

1511. WE CAN'T GO BACK TO EARTH ANYMORE.

1512. I MISS MOTHER.

1513. DON'T BE SO COWARDLY.

1514. WE'VE GOT TO FIND SOME WAY TO GET OUT OF HERE.

1515. WILL THE CAPED CRUSADER ESCAPE?

1516. I WISH GAMERA WOULD COME AND HELP US.

1517. WHY DOESN'T HE COME?

1518. WHY DON'T YOU KEEP QUIET? KEEP QUIET!

1519. - OOH, A LITTLE DISSENSION IN THE RANKS THERE. - GAMERA! GAMERA!

1520. GAMERA!

1521. BOY, YOU KNOW, THAT REALLY DOES LOOK WET DOWN THERE, DOESN'T IT?

1522. - REALLY UNDERWATER. - REALLY WET.

1523. HE IS SOAKING DOWN THERE. YEP.

1524. - THIS HAPPENS TO ME EVERY MOVIE

1525. JUST WHEN I GET A LITTLE QUIET TIME.

1526. THOSE KIDS!

1527. OH, YEAH.

1528. TOM, HAVE YOU GOT THE PISTOL?

1529. YEAH, I GOT IT.

1530. LISTEN. SHOOT IT AT THAT SWITCH.

1531. - OH. I SEE. OKAY. - OOH.

1532. WHAT SWITCH?

1533. SAVE ONE FOR ME IN CASE IT DOESN'T WORK.

1534. ESKIMO SPY.

1535. I MISSED IT.

1536. - THAT'S TOO BAD. - YEAH.

1537. HOW MANY BULLETS DO YOU HAVE LEFT?

1538. - THREE MORE. - THAT'S PRETTY GOOD!

1539. BOINK.

1540. - HEY. - HEY! GOOD SHOOTIN', TEX.

1541. HEY, IT'S A "HANDS FALL IN WATER" SIGN.

1542. - HEY, THAT'S FUNNY.

1543. I JUST ADORE A PENTHOUSE VIEW.

1544. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1545. - WELL, WELCOME...

1546. YOU HIT THE REMOTE CONTROL OF GUIRON.

1547. TOM, HURRY. CUT OFF THE SWITCH.

1548. OKAY.

1549. AKIO, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

1550. TRY TO GET OUT, BALDY.

1551. LET'S PLAY "CUTS LIKE A KNIFE."

1552. OH, NO. LOOK. THEY'RE PLAYING SPACE-AGE AT-HOME WHEEL OF FORTUNE THERE.

1553. IT'S WORKING NOW.

1554. THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S FISHER-PRICE.

1555. - HMM?

1556. - RIGHT. IT'S GUIRON. - I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED.

1557. WE ARE IN TROUBLE.

1558. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO CONTROL FROM HERE.

1559. THERE IS NO OTHER WAY. LET'S ESCAPE TO THE EARTH.

1560. - OUR FLIGHT IS ONE OF DANGER. - WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THOSE KIDS?

1561. - LEAVE THEM HERE. - HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGIE IN THE WINDOW?

1562. COME ON. HURRY.

1563. YOU KNOW, THAT THING HAS THE FINS OF A '57 DODGE.

1564. - UH-OH. - HE THINKS IT'S A FRISBEE!

1565. - OH, NO! - DOWN, BOY. BAD. BAD.

1566. - OOH. - OH!

1567. - MY LEGS! - THEY'RE GREAT.

1568. - HEY. - I CAN'T GO TO EARTH ANYMORE.

1569. WHAT SHALL I DO?

1570. - WAIT. - WHAT'S THE MATTER?

1571. - OH. IT HURTS. - I'VE GOT A FOOTBALL ON MY HEAD.

1572. I CAN'T MOVE. HELP ME.

1573. - UHH... - OKAY. NEVER MIND.

1574. FLORBELLA!

1575. ON OUR PLANET,

1576. USELESS MEMBERS ARE SUPPOSED TO DIE.

1577. SAY...

1578. - COULD WE SEND DAN QUAYLE THERE? - OOH.

1579. SHE HAD TO PUT HER DOWN.

1580. UH-HUH.

1581. HEY, CLEANS UP IN A JIFFY.

1582. THE INVADERS, IN COLOR.

1583. WE'RE IN TROUBLE. GUIRON IS COMING NEARER.

1584. - SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW? - IT'S THE END. WE'LL BE KILLED.

1585. HELP! HELP!

1586. IT'S MACK THE FOREHEAD.

1587. DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE ONLY ANNOYING HIM?

1588. OH, WELL, THEY GOT THE CABLE BACK ON.

1589. - THANKS. - COOL.

1590. - GAMERA! - GAMERA!

1591. - GAMERA! GAMERA, HELP US! - IT'S ONLY PATRICK SWAYZE FILMS.

1592. - HELP US, GAMERA!

1593. - COME ON! - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! I'M UP!

1594. - GAMERA! - HELP US, GAMERA! COME ON!

1595. - DON'T QUIT.

1596. - COME ON. FOUR.

1597. - COME ON. FIVE.

1598. FEEL THE BURN. COME ON. ONE MORE.

1599. JUST 15 MORE REPS, GAMERA. COME ON.

1600. - GOTTA WANT IT. - GO FOR THE BURN. COME ON. DO IT.

1601. - HAVE SOME HEART. DIG, DIG, DIG! - GAMERA!

1602. COME ON, GAMERA! COME ON!

1603. GET UP!

1604. - OOPS.

1605. YOU KNOW, THIS IS JUST LIKE HAMLET— EVERYBODY DIES.

1606. THERE ARE MANY PARALLELS— WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

1607. SO IT'S REALLY WET THERE.

1608. - UH-OH. - OKAY. THAT'S IT. I'M UP.

1609. - UH-OH.

1610. UUGH!

1611. - OOH! - OH!

1612. HE TOOK THAT ONE RIGHT ON THE CHIN.

1613. - HMM?

1614. - HE SOUNDS LIKE A CAT.

1615. HE'S A TURTLE CAT.

1616. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

1617. THEY JUST INVENTED THE WORLD'S LARGEST ORANGE JULIUS.

1618. - TOM, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - YEAH, I'M OKAY.

1619. WE'RE HAVING AN ADVENTURE WHICH CAN BE COMPARED TO ONE OF THE GOONIES.

1620. - LOOK. IT'S GAMERA. - DOWN, BOY.

1621. GOTTA GO. SEE YA.

1622. BYE.

1623. HUH?

1624. - BACK. FOOLED YA. - WHOO.

1625. FLYING LOW.

1626. OOH.

1627. GAMERA!

1628. GAMERA, GET HIM! KILL HIM!

1629. KILL IT, GAMERA!

1630. YES, DEAR, I'M DOING IT.

1631. HOW CAN I DO IT IF YOU KEEP YELLING AT ME?

1632. HOORAY!

1633. NICE JOB. A SUCCESS.

1634. COME ON, BOY.

1635. AIN'T THAT LIKE A DAGO?

1636. BRINGS A KNIFE TO A GUNFIGHT.

1637. SEAN CONNERY.

1638. NOW YOU'RE JUST TEMPERING MY BLADE.

1639. HA!

1640. IT'S NO GOOD.

1641. GAMERA'S JET PROPULSION— IT'S NO GOOD UP FRONT.

1642. IT'S GOOD IN THE BACK.

1643. NOW, THIS TURTLE— HE'S KOOKY.

1644. - HUH? - GOING DOWN.

1645. SOME OF THESE TRICKS ARE MEANT FOR ME, FOLKS.

1646. I LOVE IT.

1647. GYM... KATA!

1648. HOORAY! THAT'S GOOD, GAMERA!

1649. KEEP ON GOING!

1650. - DOINK. - HUH?

1651. HUH?

1652. OH, YEAH. JUST LIKE MITCH GAYLORD IN AMERICAN ANTHEM HERE, HUH?

1653. YEAH. KIND OF LIKE VISION QUEST TOO.

1654. THIS IS RICH.

1655. YEAH. THAT'S CATHY RIGBY IN THAT SUIT.

1656. THINK SO?

1657. - YOU KNOW, GUYS?

1658. - HMM? - IT JUST DAWNED ON ME

1659. HOW WEIRD THIS FILM IS, YOU KNOW?

1660. - YEAH. - REALLY?

1661. - IT'S KIND OF GOOFY. - IS IT? YEAH.

1662. - YEAH. - OH, NICE DISMOUNT.

1663. - JUDGES LIKE IT. - EAST GERMAN GAVE HIM A 9.

1664. - OH! I FORGOT ABOUT THOSE!

1665. - OH!

1666. OWIE! OWIE!

1667. HEY, IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S PLAYING "OH! SUSANNA."

1668. HEY, LOOK AT GAMERA.

1669. HE'S DANCING GO-GO.

1670. - "DANCING GO-GO"? - NO.

1671. HE'S TRYING TO GET RID OF THOSE METAL THINGS.

1672. HE CAN'T PULL HIS FEET IN WITH THEM.

1673. WELL, WHATEVER. I JUST REALLY LIKE IT.

1674. AND HE CAN'T WORK HIS JET PROPULSION.

1675. WHAT'LL HE DO?

1676. OH, NO! IT'S A POOL!

1677. - OF FILTH! OOH! - WATCH OUT! GUIRON IS COMING THIS WAY!

1678. TOM, HURRY!

1679. FIND THE REMOTE CONTROL SWITCH.

1680. SO, HE'S COMING THIS WAY, THEN?

1681. - FROM WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD, YES. HELLO. - PLEASE HURRY!

1682. - THANK YOU. - HURRY. COME ON.

1683. OKAY, WHAT'S THE PASSWORD, "SWORDFISH"?

1684. AYE.

1685. HUH?

1686. SO THIS THE END OF US.

1687. IT MAKES ME MAD.

1688. - IF WE ONLY HAD A WEAPON— - A BRAIN.

1689. - ... I COULD DESTROY HIM.

1690. - AKIO, WISHFUL THINKING IS NO GOOD. - WAIT.

1691. DEAR JUDY...

1692. OH. OKAY. I'LL START OVER.

1693. DEAR JUDY...

1694. NEVER MIND.

1695. THIS REALLY MAKES ME MAD.

1696. - THIS WILL BE THE LAST WAY.

1697. I'LL GET 'EM THIS TIME.

1698. - SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S FROM INDIANA.

1699. - BOY, IS HE WET. - VERY WET.

1700. OH, I HATE THIS PART. I CAN'T STAND WHEN THEY SHOW THAT.

1701. - IT'S OKAY. IT'LL BE OVER SOON, JOEL. - EHH.

1702. OOH, THAT HURTS.

1703. BITE A BULLET OR SOMETHING.

1704. OHH, YEAH! OH, THAT'S GOOD.

1705. THAT FEELS BETTER. WHEW.

1706. - WHOA!

1707. - WHOA! - I HAVE TO BE ESPECIALLY CAREFUL,

1708. FOR I HAVE NO HAIR.

1709. - UH-OH. - [SCREAMING, GRUNTING]

1710. OH, I MUST'VE HAD SIX BOTTLES LAST NIGHT.

1711. - UH-OH.

1712. - HUH?

1713. WOW. WHAT'S THAT?

1714. LOOKS LIKE THE MISSILE FROM SCENE 14.

1715. - IT IS. - HEY.

1716. AKIO, MAYBE IT'S THAT WEAPON YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.

1717. - AKIO, IT'S A MISSILE. - RIGHT.

1718. - IS HE GONNA WORSHIP THE MISSILE NOW? - THIS MUST BE THE GAUGE.

1719. - I NEED MORE TOOT. - PERUVIAN BLOW FOR ME.

1720. - THANKS, MISTER. - WAY TO BLOW, KID.

1721. WHOA. BETTER CALL THE POUND.

1722. - HEY.

1723. OKAY, WHO AM I? WHO AM I?

1724. CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON!

1725. - I WAS GONNA GUESS DIVER DAN. - MM.

1726. LOOK OUT. HE'S GOT HIS OYSTER KNIFE AT THE READY.

1727. DOH!

1728. - UH-OH. - OOH, RIGHT IN THE HINDERS.

1729. OH!

1730. THAT HURT.

1731. OOH.

1732. OH, HE'S GONNA USE HIM AS A KICKBOARD.

1733. MM.

1734. WASN'T EXPECTING THIS.

1735. - WHEEEE! - WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

1736. ERRR.

1737. TOM, GAMERA IS COMING OUT!

1738. - LOOK!

1739. - HEY, MAYBE HE CAN HELP CLEAN UP SOME OF THE STYROFOAM. - YEAH.

1740. WHOA!

1741. GOING UP.

1742. WHOA!

1743. FUN.

1744. OH, HE'S PLAYING SUPERSONIC MUMBLEPEG!

1745. - HUH?

1746. - EVEN WE ARE SURPRISED.

1747. - AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING. - BOO!

1748. YAY!

1749. HE WILL REMAIN HERE AS A CONSTANT REMINDER

1750. OF THE HORROR THAT TOOK PLACE HERE.

1751. - TOM, NOW. - HERE. THANK YOU.

1752. THAT'S GOTTA BE, LIKE, TACKLE RECORD OF THE CENTURY!

1753. WHOA.

1754. UH, KIDS, DON'T PLAY WITH MISSILES.

1755. - NOT A GOOD IDEA.

1756. OHHH!

1757. OH, LOOK. JUST AS SHE HAD A CALL COMING IN.

1758. WHY DON'T YOU JUST F-F-FADE AWAY?

1759. HUH?

1760. NEAT.

1761. OOH!

1762. - HAIKEEBA!

1763. GAMERA, GUIRON'S WEAK PART IS THE HOLE.

1764. GET THAT HOLE!

1765. - YEAH, YEAH. - YOU SAID IT.

1766. OH, DAMN.

1767. - WHOA! - HURTS, DON'T IT?

1768. GOD, THIS BITES.

1769. HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND.

1770. YOU GOT HIM!

1771. - YEAH, I GOT HIM.

1772. - THANKS A LOT. - BANZAI.

1773. - WHOO! - THANKS A LOT.

1774. - I'M THE ONE.

1775. - IT'S ME.

1776. I KNOW.

1777. HE BECKONS.

1778. GAMERA BECKONS.

1779. - HUH? - FIXIN'S A SNAP WITH KRAZY GLUE.

1780. - LOOK, GAMERA'S REPAIRING THE SPACESHIP.

1781. YEAH, I, UH, TOOK OXY-ACETYLENE WELDING AT VO-TECH.

1782. TOM, GAMERA IS WAITING.

1783. - OKAY. - ♪♪ [TOM SERVO HUMMING ALONG WITH SOUNDTRACK MUSIC]

1784. LINDENHURST, BABYLON, CHANGE IN JAMAICA.

1785. - LET'S GO. - OKAY.

1786. - HUH? - WHOA.

1787. SOFT MOUTH, BOY! SOFT MOUTH!

1788. - THERE YOU GO. - THERE YOU GO.

1789. GAMERA'S A DOMINO'S DUDE NOW.

1790. - THEY'LL PROBABLY BE HOME IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS. - HEY, IT'S MOVING.

1791. - HOORAY! - NOW WE CAN GO BACK TO EARTH AGAIN.

1792. - WE'RE SO LUCKY. - YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT?

1793. - A DONUT! - DOH!

1794. - ♪ GAMERA ♪

1795. - ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,

1796. TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT SHE WORE!

1797. I AM A FAN OF THE ORIGINAL JAPANESE VERSION MYSELF.

1798. - YEAH!

1799. ISN'T THIS THE SONG FROM OLIVER, THOUGH?

1800. KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE IT— "FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD."

1801. HEY!

1802. - MEAT. - HUH?

1803. OH, SHE WAS THE JACKAL.

1804. OH.

1805. THERE'S A BUNCH OF KIDS SINGING UP THERE.

1806. - THIS WILL NEVER DO.

1807. OH, NO! IT'S A MARK RUSSELL SONG! RUN!

1808. HEY, SHE'S GOT THAT CHARLIE'S ANGELS' RUN DOWN REALLY GOOD.

1809. - YEAH. - STOP HER! SHE'S GOT MY KEYBOARD!

1810. - HUH? - IT'S OBSCURE.

1811. - VERY. - OH.

1812. CORNJOB, QUICK!

1813. HEY! HEY, LISTEN!

1814. LISTEN!

1815. WHAT'S THE MATTER? IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG?

1816. IT'S ABOUT GAMERA. I MUST MAKE A REPORT ABOUT IT.

1817. AND STOP BOTHERING ME UNTIL I FINISH MY REPORT.

1818. - AND QUIT WEARING MY CLOTHES.

1819. - HELLO. SHIGA SPEAKING. - YES?

1820. YES, I KNOW. I HAVEN'T BEEN IN THIS FILM.

1821. YES, I KNOW. I'VE BEEN BUSY.

1822. - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. - I KNOW. YES.

1823. - THANK YOU. - DOCTOR, I SAW GAMERA ON OUR TELESCOPE.

1824. AND I SAW GAMERA KISSING SANTA CLAUS.

1825. HE WAS CARRYING THE SHIP IN HIS MOUTH.

1826. - WHAT A DISH. - NICE DISH.

1827. - [LAUGHS, MUTTERS] - WHAT A DISH.

1828. YEAH.

1829. - HEY, THEY'RE DRIVING A MERCEDES. - HUH.

1830. - L.L. BEAN RHUBARB. - EDDIE BAUER RHUBARB.

1831. J. CREW RHUBARB.

1832. PENNY'S RHUBARB.

1833. - BOTANY 500 RHUBARB. - CHANNEL 9 RHUBARB.

1834. - IT'S ALMOST UNBELIEVABLE. - NUCLEAR FAMILY RHUBARB.

1835. BUT THE BOYS WERE TAKEN EXACTLY FROM HERE.

1836. - IT'S PRETTY HARD TO BELIEVE. - YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.

1837. - OR YOU'RE DEAD WHERE YA STAND. - TOMOKO IS RIGHT.

1838. WHEN THE WHIP COMES DOWN, YOU WILL SEE WHO RULES, YOU TWISTED OLD FRUIT.

1839. - GENTLEMEN, PLEASE BELIEVE TOMOKO'S STORY. - HEY.

1840. YOU KNOW, GAMERA IS A GOOD FRIEND OF HERS.

1841. - IT IS. - KILL HIM.

1842. - KON-CHAN? - HUH? WHAT, TOMOKO?

1843. - THEY WILL ALL DIE BY GAMERA'S HAND. - THANK YOU.

1844. THAT'S OKAY, TOMOKO.

1845. - OH, GOD, THE GERMANS ARE HERE!

1846. WELL, THEY CAN SORT IT ALL OUT.

1847. SMILES, EVERYONE! SMILES!

1848. - WHERE'S THE PLACE? - WE'RE FROM THE PADDING DEPARTMENT.

1849. - WHERE'S THE PLOT HOLE? - THANK YOU.

1850. THEY'VE GOT THE END OF THE POLICE THERE.

1851. - WHY, YOU MUST BE THE TWO BOYS' MOTHERS. - YES.

1852. - I'M AKIO'S MOTHER. - I'M GLAD TO KNOW YOU.

1853. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE, BUT GAMERA IS HEADING THIS WAY

1854. WITH A SPACESHIP... IN HIS MOUTH!

1855. CAN YOU BEAT THAT? 'CAUSE YOU COULD'VE KNOCKED ME OVER WITH A FEATHER!

1856. - WHOA! - LOOK, IT'S GAMERA!

1857. - WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME.

1858. [JOEL, HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I'M FIRST! I WISH TO BE THE FIRST TO BE CRUSHED!

1859. AAHH!

1860. - WAIT, HONEY. HE'S A FILM. HE'S JUST A FILM. - BROTHER!

1861. ELZA, IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE,

1862. BUT WE REALLY SHOULD'VE BELIEVED OUR CHILDREN.

1863. - I'M STILL GONNA SPANK HIM.

1864. - BROTHER! - TOMOKO!

1865. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? WE HAVE BEEN SO WORRIED.

1866. - I'M OKAY.

1867. - HEY, YOUR GLASSES. - MY GLASSES?

1868. IT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW, WHEN I'M HAPPY,

1869. MY GLASSES— THEY ALWAYS COME DOWN.

1870. - AND SO DO MY PANTS.

1871. GAMERA!

1872. - SORRY ABOUT YOUR BREATH!

1873. - I KNOW, I KNOW. - MOTHER!

1874. - I'M GLAD YOU ARE SAFE. - EVERYBODY GRAB A KID.

1875. - MM-HMM. - ARE YOU REALLY OKAY?

1876. BUT LISTEN, AKIO,

1877. YOU HAVE MADE EVERYBODY WORRY.

1878. - MM. - UH-OH.

1879. MOTHER, MA'AM,

1880. EVERYBODY, WE'RE AWFULLY SORRY.

1881. - DOH! - HEY!

1882. AKIO, YOU SHAVED YOUR HEAD BEFORE I COULD DO IT, HUH?

1883. - HUH? - THE SPACEMEN— THEY SHAVED IT OFF.

1884. - IS THAT RIGHT? - LISTEN. LISTEN.

1885. - HUH? - KON-CHAN—

1886. - HEY, THAT'S DIRTY! - ... THERE ARE SPACEMEN, TOO, LIKE YOU.

1887. - RIGHT, KON-CHAN?

1888. - THAT'S CORNJOB!

1889. - DR. SHIGA, WE DISCOVERED A PLANET

1890. - ... AND SAW SPACE PEOPLE TOO. - LOOK AT THAT KID. HE'S GOT A COUPLE OF DIVOTS IN HIS HEAD.

1891. - HE MUST'VE HAD AN OLDER BROTHER WITH A CLASS RING. - YEAH.

1892. - THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. - ... MORE THAN THE EARTH WHERE WE ARE LIVING NOW.

1893. - BUT, AS A RESULT, I LIKE EARTH BEST. - MM-HMM.

1894. DR. SHIGA, WE BELONG TO THE EARTH.

1895. HE'S A SKINHEAD NOW. HE'S GONNA GO THROW A CHAIR AT GERALDO.

1896. - LET'S MAKE THE EARTH A FREE PLACE TO LIVE— - UH-HUH.

1897. WITHOUT WAR AND TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS—

1898. [JOEL, ROBOTS] WHAT IS WITH THE TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS?

1899. - OH, THAT WAS A VERY GOOD EXPERIENCE. - YES, SIR.

1900. - WHAT A KISS-UP! CRIPES!

1901. - GAMERA'S TAKING OFF.

1902. GAMERA, HEY.

1903. - OH, YOU CRAZY GAMERA CAT NOW. - THANK YOU, GAMERA!

1904. - OH, OH, GAMERA, FULL OF MEAT. - BYE!

1905. - HEY, REALLY NEAT. - BYE, GAMERA!

1906. - I'M DIGGING GAMERA BABY! - GOOD-BYE, GAMERA!

1907. - GOOD-BYE, GAMERA! - WELL, THERE HE GOES.

1908. - YEAH, BYE-BYE. - GOOD-BYE, GAMERA! GOOD-BYE!

1909. - WELL, LET'S ROLL, GUYS. - YEAH, WHATEVER, KIDS.

1910. - COME ON. - CALL ME NEXT TIME YOU HIJACK A SPACESHIP.

1911. - GOOD-BYE! - WHAT IS THIS, THE LONG GOODBYE?

1912. - THAT ONE STUNG, HUH? MM. - YEAH.

1913. GAMERA, GOOD-BYE!

1914. - GO, GO, GO! - WHOO!

1915. CORNJOB!

1916. - WHAT DO YOU THINK, SIRS? - WHOO!

1917. ANYWAY, HE GOT HIS START GETTING CIGARETTES FOR AGNES DE MILLE,

1918. IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT.

1919. BUT, ANYWAY, BACK TO MY ORIGINAL STORY,

1920. WHICH WAS THAT IT SEEMS THAT OSCAR HAMMERSTEIN

1921. SPENT TWO WEEKS UP AT HIS BUCK COUNTY FARM

1922. WRITING THE LYRICS TO "OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING."

1923. AND HE LABORED OVER IT. AND THEN HE TURNS IT OVER TO DICK RODGERS,

1924. WHO SITS DOWN AND PROMPTLY— IN TEN MINUTES, MIND YOU— WRITES THE MELODY.

1925. AND I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU TWO GENTLEMEN

1926. THAT AMERICAN MUSICAL THEATER WAS NEVER QUITE THE SAME THING.

1927. WHAT A WONDERFUL STORY.

1928. UH, TELL US THAT STORY ABOUT COLE PORTER AGAIN.

1929. - OH, PLEASE DO. - SHOULD I? REALLY? OKAY.

1930. WELL, COLE PORTER, DURING HIS HORSE-RIDING ACCIDENT—

1931. WELL, HE WAS LAYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS

1932. WITH HIS LEGS CRUSHED, YELLING FOR HELP.

1933. HE DECIDED TO WRITE "AT LONG LAST LOVE."

1934. - OH, NO! - THAT'S A TRUE STORY.

1935. BUT WHAT A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW

1936. IS THAT THE LYRICS WERE ALTERED FOR ITS BROADWAY OPENING, YES.

1937. AND THE ORIGINAL LYRICS WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

1938. VERY TENDER.

1939. - OH, MY GOD! I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN!

1940. SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME! SOMEBODY COME AND SAVE ME!

1941. WHAT AN ENCHANTING ANECDOTE.

1942. - THEY DON'T WRITE THEM LIKE THAT ANYMORE, DO THEY? - THEY CERTAINLY DO NOT.

1943. HOW DOES THE GAMERA THEME SONG STACK UP AGAINST SONGS FROM YESTERYEAR?

1944. OH, WELL, IT'S INTERESTING THAT YOU ASK THAT,

1945. BECAUSE THE OPENING LYRIC OF THE GAMERA SONG

1946. HAS SORT OF A RODGERS AND HART FEEL TO IT.

1947. LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN.

1948. BUT THEN THE SECOND PART IS A LITTLE MORE FUN.

1949. IT HAS A SORT OF GEORGE AND IRA GERSHWIN FEEL TO IT.

1950. IT SORT OF SNEAKS UP ON YOU. "BOO," IT SAYS.

1951. - AH. KILL HIM. - YEAH.

1952. BETTER YET, I'LL KILL HIM. YOU PUSH THE BUTTON.

1953. - WHAT A MONSTER. - YEAH.