Mystery Science Theater 3000 4x12

1. LET'S GO.

2. - CAMBOT. - PAN LEFT.

3. HI, GIRL.

4. WHAT A COOL GUY.

5. A WISECRACKER.

6. UH, NO, I CAN'T EAT CHEESE.

7. - SHH. - OH. HI THERE.

8. CROW T. ROBOT HERE

9. - HI. - ... ON THE SATELLITE OF LOVE,

10. AND WE'RE ABOUT TO ENJOY

11. OR OUR DADS MADE FOR US.

12. JOEL'S DOWN IN THE GALLEY 'CAUSE GYPSY'S ON A HOT LUNCH PROGRAM,

13. SO HE'S MAKING HER A SLOPPY JOE AND TATER TOTS.

14. - MMM. COMMERCIAL SIGN IN 30 SECONDS.

15. - RECESS IS AT 1:00. - AND SERVO'S TRYING TO PALM OFF

16. FOR MY CHICKEN LEG.

17. - NOTHING DOING, TOMMY! - OKAY, FORGET THE SANDWICH.

18. - WHAT ELSE YOU GOT IN THERE? - UH, LET'S SEE.

19. AND GAMY FORCEMEAT,

20. UH, HALF AN APPLE, BAG OF BARBECUE CHIPS,

21. AND, OH, ONE OF THOSE JOCK SHAKES.

22. HEY, A WHOLE STICK OF BUTTER IN EVERY CAN.

23. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. I CAN'T HAVE THAT.

24. MY DAD SAYS I'M TOO HUSKY, SO I'VE GOT ONE OF THOSE—

25. CREAMY SNACK LOAVES.

26. YUCK! THEY TASTE LIKE A CHOCOLATE-COVERED URINAL CAKE.

27. IN 15 SECONDS.

28. HEY, UH, WHAT'S THAT PIECE OF PAPER?

29. - WHAT? OH, NOTHING. - OH, HEY, COME ON.

30. - IT'S A NOTE FROM YOUR MOM, RIGHT? - OH, MAYBE.

31. HEY, WHAT'S IT SAY? WHAT'S IT SAY?

32. OKAY, OKAY. IT SAYS, "I LOVE YOU.

33. YOU MAKE ME SO PROUD." OKAY? ARE YOU SATISFIED?

34. - AW, COMMERCIAL SIGN IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO.

35. - COMMERCIAL SIGN NOW. - SERVO, YOU DON'T HAVE A MOTHER.

36. WHAT?

37. OOPS.

38. THAT IF YOU'RE GONNA PLAY SCHOOL LUNCH,

39. - ... DON'T USE REAL FOOD.

40. - ICK. AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE EATING CHEESE. - I'M SORRY.

41. IN THE WORST WAY.

42. BUT, JOEL, IT WASN'T REAL CHEESE.

43. IT WAS AMERICAN CHEESE. I THOUGHT IT'D BE OKAY.

44. - OH. OH, GREAT. - I'M SORRY.

45. ARE CALLING.

46. SO, PACKING YOUR LITTLE PALS WITH FOOD ADDITIVES, EH, BUBBIE?

47. WELL, WE'LL START THE INVENTION

48. - FRANK!

49. AND GO AND GET TODAY'S INVENTION?

50. - NOW!

51. AND WIPE YOUR HANDS. IF I SEE A SMUDGE, I WILL HAVE YOU DESTROYED.

52. WELL, INCHWORM, I HAVE TO GLOAT.

53. WE'VE BEEN COMMISSIONED

54. FOR A NEW CENTERFOLD.

55. THANK YOU, FRANK.

56. THE HANNIBAL LECTER SET.

57. FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS.

58. SAY, WHO'S THE NEW GIRL?

59. HUBBA HUBBA.

60. ON THE BACK.

61. LOOK. "TURN-ONS: GROUP THERAPY AND BIG PECS.

62. "TURN-OFFS: SMOKING, CODEPENDENCE,

63. FAT, GREASY JUNGIANS WHO SWEAT."

64. WELL, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ONE, FRANK.

65. THINK YOU'LL BE IMPRESSED. RUIN THE EFFECT.

66. MOTHER. MOTHER!

67. MOTHER! OH, MY GOD! MOTHER!

68. - FRANK, SHE'S HOT. - MY MOTHER'S A SAINT!

69. WELL, TOP THAT, SUGAR-BRITCHES.

70. "SUGAR-BRITCHES"?

71. - YOU KNOW, SWEET-PANTS. - HONEY-DRAWERS.

72. - YEAH. - ANYWAY, THIS IS MY INVENTION EXCHANGE.

73. IT'S BASED ON THE IDEA THAT WHEN PEOPLE GO CAMPING,

74. AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

75. ANYWAY, IT'S BASED ON OF THE COLLAPSING CUP,

76. WEEKEND'S WORTH OF FILTH.

77. CHECK IT OUT. SEE?

78. HEY, THAT'S COOL.

79. REMEMBER, TAKE ONLY PICTURES AND LEAVE ONLY FOOTPRINTS.

80. - YEAH. GIVE A HOOT. - YEAH.

81. I'M ALSO WORKING THAT WORKS ON THIS THING.

82. WHAT DO YOU THINK, SIRS?

83. YOU'RE GOING TO NEED

84. AFTER YOU INGEST THIS WEEK'S CINEMATIC BOLUS.

85. IT IS CALLED GAMERA VS. GUIRON,

86. INDIGESTIBLE.

87. SERVE IT UP, FRANK.

88. OPEN WIDE, JOEL.

89. EAT IT, BOY, EAT IT.

90. OH, THAT'S GOOD LARD.

91. - SEE, THIS JUST—

92. - OH, WE GOT A MOVIE!

93. - OH, BOY. - OH, GREAT.

94. GUESS WHO.

95. HEY, HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE THAT?

96. UH, GUR-EE...

97. GOO— GUNGURION.

98. "CHRISTOPHER MURPHY"?

99. BOY, THESE JAPANESE HAVE SOME FUNNY NAMES.

100. YEAH.

101. DR. SHIKSA?

102. CAME A MOVIE THAT'S CRUDE.

103. EW!

104. "NAGS" TO HIS FRIENDS.

105. I HEAR HE'S UP FOR THE PLANNERS GUILD AWARD.

106. - OH. - NEAT.

107. PIZZA'S DONE, I THINK.

108. YEAH. SHOULDN'T THEY TURN IT DOWN TO SIMMER?

109. EW.

110. OH, THIS GUY WROTE THE GET SMART MUSIC TOO.

111. OH. RIGHT.

112. IT HAS THAT FEELING, DOESN'T IT?

113. AND THIS GUY'S KNOWN AS "ZAK" TO HIS FRIENDS.

114. - HUH.

115. HEY.

116. TONIGHT ON THE USA NETWORK,

117. OF SWAMP THING.

118. - DO NOT BRING YOUR EVIL HERE.

119. - ... FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD CAUGHT AN AMAZING WAVE. - PING!

120. - WHOLE MOVIE'S GONNA BE A SLIDESHOW. - PING!

121. FROM OUTER SPACE.

122. - PING! - ONLY NEATER.

123. SPIN ART! BY OHIO ART!

124. SAY, WHAT A DISH.

125. MM.

126. AT THE WATERGATE BUILDING.

127. COME ON. HURRY UP.

128. WAIT, WAIT.

129. IF YOU PLAY IT REAL FAST.

130. - SEE? - WELL, FOR NOW,

131. WE CALL IT THE SONY BIGMAN.

132. - THAT'S ENOUGH, BOB. - RIGHT NOW, THE WAVES HAVE STOPPED.

133. HOWEVER, WE CANNOT CONFIRM YET

134. FROM THE SPACEMEN OR NOT.

135. DR. SHIGA, THE SAME GALACTIC WAVES WERE CAUGHT IN ENGLAND,

136. - ... UH, LAST YEAR, ACCORDINGLY. - ENGLAND.

137. - ARE THEY THE SAME ONE? - NO. THAT WAS DIFFERENT.

138. THE SOLAR SYSTEM, WE THINK.

139. - HMM. IS VERY MUCH NEARER,

140. - ... ACCORDING TO OUR CALCULATIONS.

141. ARE THE SAME SYSTEM PLANET?

142. - MM, NO. - NO. THAT'S HARD TO SAY.

143. - YOU HAVE THAT READY? - SEEMS LIKE IT'S PRETTY HARD TO DUB TOO.

144. - THERE'S NO—

145. - ... AIR OR WATER ON THE MOON. - ... SHOW BUSINESS—

146. - ... LIKE NO— INHABITS IT,

147. - ... AS YOU KNOW FOR SURE. - UH-HUH.

148. - AND— - YEAH?

149. - ... THERE ARE— - WE'RE WAITING.

150. - GO ON. - ... NO RIVERS ON MARS.

151. - OH. - YES.

152. - YEAH?

153. IT HAS SEVERAL HUNDRED DEGREES CENTIGRADE.

154. - WE'RE WAITING. - IT DOES?

155. - YEAH? GO ON.

156. - ... JUPITER IS COVERED WITH—

157. FROZEN AMMONIA.

158. YOU GOT A LITTLE, UH—

159. - SATURN IS ALSO THE SAME. - MM-HMM.

160. - GET ON WITH IT. - NO ADVANCED VERTEBRATES THERE, OF COURSE.

161. - AAHH! - WHAT DO THOSE WAVES MEAN?

162. ASSUMING...

163. - ... THEY COME FROM— - UH-HUH?

164. - ... PROXIMA CENTAURI, - RIGHT.

165. - ... HOW LONG - MM-HMM?

166. - ... ONE OF THE NEWEST SPACESHIPS, AS YOU KNOW— - THINGS.

167. - OH, NO. STORY PROBLEMS. I HATE 'EM. - ... HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE US

168. TO GET THERE, DO YOU THINK?

169. TO FINISH A SENTENCE.

170. - 500.000 YEARS. - HA! I KNEW IT.

171. WITH A LAYOVER IN PLUTO.

172. GENTLEMEN,

173. RIGHT NOW, EVEN IF

174. - HERE. - ... WE CAN'T MEET THEM UNLESS THEY COME.

175. - IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME. - AND IT'S ONLY A DREAM YET

176. - ... FOR EVERYBODY.

177. EHH.

178. - ARE THERE SPACEMEN?

179. SURE, THERE ARE SPACEMEN,

180. WOULDN'T HAVE COME.

181. - TOM, COME. I SEE SOMETHING FUNNY FLYING.

182. - HUH? - "SOMETHING FUNNY FLYING"? SEBASTIAN CABOT?

183. - LOOK! - WHERE?

184. - IT'S MAJOR TOM! - OH.

185. HMM?

186. - WHAT IS IT? - UM—

187. A THING.

188. - TOM, IT'S A SPACESHIP? - WHAT?

189. - HUH? - HUH?

190. - HEY. - OH.

191. IT'S JUST THE DESERT STORM VIDEO GAME.

192. - KEEN. - ED GEIN?

193. - LET ME LOOK TOO. - NO, NO. LET ME LOOK FIRST.

194. - NAH. YOU'RE A DUMB OLD GIRL. - YEAH.

195. AKIO, LET ME LOOK TOO!

196. - STOP BOTHERING ME. - AKIO, IT'S A SPACESHIP, ISN'T IT?

197. - UH-HUH. - "UH-HUH."

198. - BUT I CAN'T SEE IT! - IT CAME DOWN NEAR THE RIVER.

199. - AND INTO THE RIVER IT DIED. - COME ON. LET'S GO SEE.

200. - OKAY, LET'S GO. - TAKE ME TOO.

201. THE RIVER. PUSH ME IN THE WATER.

202. IT'S A BEANIE COPTER!

203. OH, WOW!

204. LOOKS FAMILIAR.

205. - ANOTHER KING FEATURE. - OOH.

206. ON THE VACANT LOT WHERE WE PLAY.

207. - YEAH. - AKIO.

208. - AKIO! - OH, IT'S MOTHER.

209. WE WILL GET SCOLDED AGAIN.

210. - OH, WE'RE IN TROUBLE. - TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY DOCTOR.

211. - OH, MADAME BUTTERFLY. - WHAT, THEN?

212. NOW, I THOUGHT YOU WERE STUDYING.

213. LOOKING AT THE STARS AGAIN, HUH?

214. MOTHER, WE SAW A SPACESHIP.

215. YOU IMAGINE IT.

216. DON'T STAY UP LATE.

217. YOU, TOO, TOM. IF YOU WANT TO STAY, YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME.

218. - GO ON. - YES, MA'AM.

219. I KNOW.

220. AKIO AND TOM STARS.

221. - AM I NOT RIGHT? - ARE WE NOT MOM, OR AM I DEVO?

222. FROM THE OUTER SPACE.

223. SYSTEMATICALLY TOO.

224. THE SPACEMEN THAT THEY HEARD.

225. - SO MUCH ABOUT LATELY. - THAT'S WHY WE'RE TRYING TO FIND WHICH STAR.

226. UP HERE.

227. HERE ON EARTH,

228. OR TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS.

229. - TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS? - AND WE'D NEVER KNOW THAT.

230. THERE'S NO SUCH STAR.

231. - BEHAVE, OR I'LL TAKE AWAY— - YOUR LIFE.

232. - ... YOUR TELESCOPE. - OH.

233. GROWNUPS HAVE NO DREAMS.

234. DON'T START WITH ME, MARTHA.

235. - LET'S HAVE A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH.

236. 'CAUSE HE— WELL.

237. COME ON. NO MORE FOOLISHNESS.

238. - GO TO BED. - YES, MOTHER.

239. SHE'S NOT YOUR MOM. - TOMORROW?

240. OKAY.

241. HEY!

242. - PRETTY. - STOP. STOP.

243. - ♪ BICYCLES ♪ - WHAT HAPPENED? THE SPACEMEN CAME?

244. OH, IT'S THE GOOFY TWISTED MAN MOM SAID WE SHOULDN'T TALK TO!

245. - [TOM SERVO IMITATING KARATE YELLS]

246. WHEW!

247. OH, PATRICK SWAYZE.

248. - IT'S THE GANG OF THREE. - OH.

249. - YOU WILL DIE, JOE!

250. - OH.

251. WELL, HE'S DONE FOR THE DAY.

252. WHO—

253. ♪ WAH WAH WAH— ♪ OH.

254. COME ON.

255. COME ON. GO ON.

256. - STOP. STOP. - ♪ I— ♪ OH.

257. - STOP. WHAT'S THIS? - STOP.

258. RICHARD BURTON, DOESN'T HE? - YEAH.

259. - MM-HMM. - "MM-HMM."

260. - GOOD MORNING, KON-CHAN. - "CORNJOB"?

261. SAY "OFFICER."

262. OFFICER CORNJOB. COME ON, HONEY.

263. IT'S ALL RIGHT. MY NAME IS KONDO.

264. - MASTER OF DARKNESS. - OBEY THE LAWS.

265. TO RIDE ON A BIKE.

266. - RELAX. - IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE IN A HURRY.

267. - SHAME ON YOU. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IN THIS EARLY MORNING?

268. - I SEE. I THINK YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING AGAIN, AS USUAL. - COLD.

269. - THAT'S NOT TRUE. - HUH?

270. TO FIND A SPACESHIP.

271. - A SPACESHIP? - YES.

272. DON'T BE SILLY.

273. - DOH! - WE SAW IT LAST NIGHT.

274. IT'S TRUE. IT CAME DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE.

275. - INTO THE RIVER. - I SEE, I SEE, I SEE.

276. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

277. REMEMBER, THE NEXT TIME, IF YOU ARE NAUGHTY AGAIN,

278. I'LL SHAVE YOUR HEADS.

279. - EW. - IS HE OKAY, OR—

280. REMEMBER? OKAY.

281. - NOW TAKE THIS BACK. - IMPERIALIST YANKEE DOG.

282. YOU CAN GO NOW. BUT WALK, WALK.

283. - YES. - "WALK, WALK"?

284. THAT'S GOOD.

285. - OH, FOR...

286. I CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE THOSE KIDS.

287. IT'S A LITTLE...

288. - ♪ WHY MUST WE SING THIS STUPID SONG? ♪ - HEY.

289. - TA-DA!

290. - SHOW! - SORRY.

291. - HE STARTED IT.

292. HUH? OH!

293. IT'S COOL HAND LUKE!

294. SHAKIN' THE BUSH, BOSS!

295. MAYBE IT'S A SPACEMAN.

296. IT'S A SPACE RABBIT.

297. OH, WHAT A BURN.

298. WHAT? IT'S ONLY A RABBIT.

299. THAT'S NO ORDINARY RABBIT. - IT'S CUTE.

300. - LET'S GO CATCH IT. LOOK AT THE BONES.

301. - WE CAN'T, YOU IDIOT. IT'S TOO FAST. - YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE A JERK.

302. - COME ON. LET'S GO. - OOH.

303. - DITCH HER! - DOH!

304. - HUH?

305. BROTHER! BROTHER!

306. UH, SHE JUST WANTS HER MOTHER. JUST KEEP GOING.

307. WHAT IS IT?

308. IT'S A GIANT, ORIGINAL, HAND-HAMMERED WOK.

309. WE WERE RIGHT. IT'S A SPACESHIP.

310. - RIGHT. LET'S GO. - NO.

311. GEE, GOOD THING THOSE STEPS WERE THERE.

312. - YEAH. - CONVENIENT.

313. - IT'S GROOVY. - THEY CAN'T GET IN.

314. - IT'S JUST A PAINTING. ARE SPACEMEN ON IT.

315. - MAYBE THEY'RE INSIDE. - AKIO, LET'S GO INSIDE.

316. - GOOD IDEA. - DON'T GO INSIDE.

317. AREN'T YOU SCARED OF THE SPACEMEN?

318. YOU FOOL.

319. THE SPACEMEN ARE WELL CIVILIZED, AND THEY WON'T MAKE SUCH A TROUBLE.

320. COME TO US. - DON'T BE SO DUMB.

321. UH, REMEMBER, ALWAYS WAIT FOR THE REVERSE ANGLE SHOT,

322. OTHERWISE YOU'LL WALK RIGHT INTO THE PAINTING.

323. - FLATTEN YOUR NOSE. - EXCUSE ME.

324. - YEAH. BOOM. - HELLO!

325. DON'T THINK THAT THEY UNDERSTAND OUR LANGUAGE.

326. DON'T BE SO DUMB.

327. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

328. ENOUGH WITH THE WITTY, ARTICULATE REPARTEE!

329. TO THE CREW.

330. FOR AWHILE.

331. OH, BOY! THAT'S GREAT.

332. YEAH, NICE USE OF COLOR.

333. FROM 1968.

334. HEY, IT'S WORKING.

335. - IMAGINE TRAVELING IN THIS. - N-NO.

336. - ISN'T IT GREAT? - YEAH, IT'S GREAT.

337. - NOW, FOR THE COUNTDOWN. - LET'S PLAY POP-O-MATIC.

338. STAND BY FOR TAKEOFF.

339. - OKAY.

340. WAIT! I SAID "LUNCH," NOT "LAUNCH."

341. STANDING BY.

342. OKAY. LET'S GO.

343. - 10, 9, 8— - WHOA!

344. - ... 7, 6, 5, 4,

345. 3, 2, 1, 0.

346. - UH-OH.

347. MY EYES!

348. BROTHER!

349. BROTHER!

350. BROTHER, THERE'S TOO MANY OF US DYING!

351. IT'S MARVIN GAYE.

352. - BROTHER! HIS SISTER HIS NAME.

353. YEAH.

354. - HEY, IT'S MOVING! - WE'RE IN TROUBLE!

355. - STOP IT! - DECREASE FLUBBER, QUICK!

356. OH, I SAW THIS ON THE LAST STARFIGHTER.

357. BROTHER, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

358. MOTHER WILL SCOLD YOU!

359. - BROTHER WILL SCOLD MOTHER. - YOU ARE NAUGHTY.

360. - WHAT WILL I TELL HER? - NAUGHTY?

361. I CONDEMN YOU TO DEATH!

362. I THINK IT'S BEYOND NAUGHTY.

363. WE'RE IN TROUBLE. IT WON'T STOP.

364. NOT TILL THE FUEL RUNS OUT, I GUESS.

365. TOM, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FOOLED AROUND WITH THE SWITCHES.

366. - DOH! - YEAH.

367. YEAH, BUT YOU WANTED ME TO STAND BY FOR TAKEOFF.

368. SORRY.

369. WELL, LET'S FIND THE MINI VODKA BOTTLES.

370. LOOK.

371. - OH, IT'S A BUNCH OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AGAINST A BRICK WALL. - WE'RE IN SPACE ALREADY.

372. OOH, THAT WOULD BE REALLY CHEAP, WOULDN'T IT?

373. YEAH. WHO WOULD BELIEVE THAT?

374. A SUPERIOR SPACESHIP. - MM.

375. - IT'S DEFINITELY NOT CHILDPROOF. - WHAT'S THAT?

376. HUH?

377. UH-OH.

378. - ROCK CANDY. - WELCOME TO GENERAL CINEMA.

379. - PLEASE DISPOSE OF TRASH. - METEORS!

380. - WATCH OUT! IT'LL HIT US! - IT'LL HIT US. AKIO, CHANGE COURSE.

381. THAT'S WHAT I SAID— IT'LL HIT US.

382. NO, I CAN'T CHANGE COURSE.

383. LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE ON THE SETS OF SHENANIGANS OR SOMETHING.

384. - LOOK! GAMERA!

385. ERNEST BORGNINE IS GAMERA.

386. - YAY! - HELP US, GAMERA!

387. - GAMERA! - COME ON, GAMERA.

388. NOW, WE'VE SECRETLY SWITCHED METEORS WITH FOLGERS CRYSTALS.

389. - LET'S WATCH.

390. - THAT'S GOOD.

391. - MM-HMM. - GAMERA, THANK YOU.

392. WELL, YOU'RE QUITE WEL— OH, CUT IT OUT!

393. LET'S HAVE A RACE WITH GAMERA. I'M FEELING REALLY GOOD.

394. - WE SHOULDN'T BE AFRAID NOW 'CAUSE WE'RE WITH GAMERA. - "FEELING REALLY GOOD."

395. - RIGHT. BECAUSE GAMERA IS OUR FRIEND. - RIGHT.

396. IT'S AWFULLY FAST. IS IT MACH 3?

397. - NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT. - "IS IT MACH 3"?

398. IT'S OVER 3. EVEN APOLLO 8, THE MOON ROCKET, WAS MACH 33.

399. - "MOCK 33." EEHH!

400. WE'D LEAVE THE SOLAR SYSTEM AT MACH 50.

401. - "MACH 50." EEH. - LET'S GO, GAMERA.

402. - ♪ GAMERA ♪ - HEY. SNAPPY.

403. SING SONGS OF GAMERA."

404. - IT'S THE CAST OF OLIVER, I THINK.

405. "SENORITA GAMERA"?

406. HIROHITO GAMERA.

407. - OH. - WHOA. WHOA.

408. - YOU DIE, JOE! THANK YOU.

409. HEY.

410. WHOO!

411. THIS IS GREAT. UH—

412. - JUST WHEN IT GETS GOOD, WE HAVE TO GO. - OHH!

413. - OH, THIS IS SO CATCHY. IN THE LOBBY.

414. - LET'S GO, GAMERA!

415. - NO! - NO!

416. - YES! - HUH?

417. EVERYBODY NOW!

418. THAT WAS RICH.

419. AH.

420. - HEY, HE'S PASSING ON THE RIGHT. - HEY!

421. - WELL, IT IS JAPAN, AFTER ALL. - OH, YEAH.

422. NEAT TURTLE, DUMB SONG.

423. I LIKED IT.

424. - BOY, UH, GAMERA'S GONNA NEED AN EMISSIONS TEST, PRONTO.

425. - AAHH! - THE TURTLE'S PLAYING CHICKEN!

426. NO, NO, NO, NO. HE JUST TASTES LIKE CHICKEN.

427. - OH. - YEAH, RIGHT.

428. - GAMERA! - GAMERA!

429. GAMERA!

430. - WHOA! - AAHH!

431. - OH, MAN! - GAMERA!

432. - GAMERA HASN'T FLOSSED SINCE THE EIGHTH CENTURY. - GAMERA!

433. - HE HAS ADULT BREATH. - OOH.

434. HE'S TRYING TO STOP US INTO OUTER SPACE.

435. - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? - AAH!

436. HEY.

437. - HEY.

438. HEY!

439. I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED. GAMERA'S LOST SPEED.

440. IS GETTING FASTER ALL THE TIME. - YEAH.

441. IT'S GETTING FASTER.

442. BECAUSE OF REMOTE CONTROL, I GUESS.

443. - 'CAUSE IT WANTS TO GO FASTER.

444. I'M DONE. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I CAN DO.

445. PAN OFF ME! THANK YOU.

446. TO EAT THEIR DUST.

447. WHOO!

448. AKIO, LOOK AT GAMERA'S JET PROPULSION.

449. GAMERA, KEEP IT UP!

450. OH, NO. GAMERA BLEW A VALVE.

451. - UH-OH. - WELL, THAT'S ALL FOR HIM.

452. - AKIO, WHAT SHOULD WE DO? - PANIC!

453. ALL THE TIME.

454. - YOU WANNA GO FASTER? - GAMERA! GAMERA!

455. HELP US!

456. IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SPIN.

457. - OOH.

458. - [IMITATING EERIE WHIRRING SOUND]

459. WHAT?

460. - OH. - MOTHER!

461. - I JUST KILLED A MAN! - MOTHER!

462. MY, MY, SUCH A LOUD VOICE.

463. WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?

464. - MOTHER, IT'S ABOUT A BIG TROUBLE! - "MICRO MISSION"?

465. - DID AKIO TEASE YOU AGAIN? - NO.

466. - "ACIO"?

467. WENT IN A SPACESHIP, MOTHER.

468. - DON'T TELL ME SUCH A SILLY STORY LIKE AKIO AND TOM. - GET IT RIGHT, DEAR.

469. IT'S TRUE. NEAR THE RIVER,

470. AND THEY WENT INSIDE.

471. IT LIT UP SUDDENLY, AND—

472. I SEE. AKIO'S UP TO SOMETHING AGAIN.

473. - NO MORE SUGAR FOR YOU. - PLEASE, TELL ME SOMETHING.

474. DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN SPACESHIPS AND SPACEMEN, YOU KNOW?

475. - I'VE HEARD— - NO, I DON'T.

476. SAW FLYING SAUCERS.

477. DON'T YOU KNOW IT?

478. - THEY ARE ALL MADE-UP STORIES. - BUT, MOTHER—

479. - I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER. - STOP IT.

480. STUDY, OR YOU CANNOT ENTER A GOOD SCHOOL.

481. MOMMY'S JUST MAD 'CAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW... PHONICS.

482. I'LL SHOW HER.

483. I'M GONNA GROW UP TO BREAK UP THE BEATLES.

484. AWW.

485. I AM IN TROUBLE.

486. HOW CAN I MAKE MOTHER UNDERSTAND?

487. UH-OH. I FEEL A NUMBER COMING ON.

488. UH, HEAD FOR COVER.

489. I WONDER WHERE THEY ARE NOW.

490. OH. SORRY.

491. HUH?

492. WOW, THEY'RE ON THE HOWARD JOHNSON'S PLANET.

493. WELL, HERE'S A HUNDRED-MILLION YEN WELL SPENT.

494. - IT'S ALL LEGOS.

495. - [TOM SERVO IMITATING WIND WHOOSHING]

496. - LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE DOING FRAGGLE ROCK. - YEAH.

497. A COUPLE OF SCENES.

498. - I THINK SO.

499. - HEY!

500. - HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY! - HEY, HEY!

501. OH!

502. THAT'S BETTER.

503. HEY, TOM! TOM!

504. - WE'RE SOMEWHERE, I GUESS. - WHAT IS IT, MARTHA?

505. AKIO, WE'RE SAFE. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

506. I'M OKAY.

507. HEY, LOOK. THE HATCH IS OPEN.

508. THEN THERE MUST BE AIR IN HERE.

509. LOOK. WE'RE ALL RIGHT WITHOUT ANY SPACE CLOTHING ON.

510. I WONDER IF WE'RE BACK ON EARTH AGAIN.

511. WELL, LET'S GO OUT AND SEE.

512. OH, ANOTHER BUDGET-MINDED PLOT TWIST HERE.

513. I WONDER IF WE'RE DEAD.

514. AKIO, I WONDER WHERE WE ARE.

515. WE'RE NOT ON EARTH, THAT'S FOR SURE.

516. IS IT MARS OR VENUS?

517. NO. MARS AND VENUS DOESN'T HAVE ANY ATMOSPHERE LIKE WE HAVE ON EARTH.

518. LUCKILY, THE ATMOSPHERE SAVED US.

519. THIS MUST BE A BIG STAR.

520. - IT'S A PLANET. - ... AND WE ARE THE FIRST WHO FOUND A NEW STAR.

521. THAT'S RIGHT.

522. WAIT. BE CAREFUL.

523. BY REMOTE CONTROL,

524. AND WE HAVE TO WATCH OUT.

525. A REASON FOR CONCERN.

526. - INCOMING! - WHOA!

527. HEY, A NORTHWEST FLIGHT.

528. LIKE THE STEWARDESSES.

529. - "FLIGHT ATTENDANTS." - OH, SORRY. SORRY.

530. - LOOK. - SORRY, EVERYBODY.

531. THERE'S ONE THERE TOO.

532. BUT IT'S IN DIFFERENT COLORS.

533. SO IT MUST BE A SPACE...

534. NIJINSKY'S FIREBIRD.

535. AND I DO MEAN "FIRE."

536. NOW, BEFORE I PLAY THE PIANO,

537. I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY BROTHER, GEORGE.

538. WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

539. HUH?

540. SUDDENLY, I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

541. HMM. BACKWARDS.

542. LOOK. THEIR WATER'S RUNNING BACKWARDS.

543. - MAKES YOU THINK, HUH? - YEAH.

544. YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T THINK THAT'S WATER.

545. OHH!

546. TSK. AHH.

547. YE— HEY.

548. EH, THEY'RE IN CALIFORNIA.

549. THAT'S THE ANSWER. NO WATER, EARTHQUAKES,

550. BIG, GIANT MONSTERS...

551. HEY, IT'S SPOT FROM THE NEW MUNSTERS SHOW.

552. - SAY... - WHERE'S BONNIE FRANKLIN?

553. I KNOW, I KNOW. DON'T LAUGH. THEY MADE ME IN A HURRY.

554. HEY.

555. - HERE COMES OLD FLATTOP. - SHH, SHH.

556. - GEORGE HARRISON WILL SUE YOU. - OOH, YEAH.

557. STARTED MAKIN' MY NOSE,

558. AND THEY COULDN'T STOP.

559. - I GUESS HE'S SPEARHEADING THIS ATTACK.

560. YOU WIN. I CAN'T FIGHT YOU. YOU'RE TOO GOOFY-LOOKING.

561. ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME? AM I A CLOWN?

562. - DO YOU FIND ME AMUSING? - ERRRR.

563. I'M NOT LAUGHING AT YOU. I'M LAUGHING WITH YOU.

564. - OOH! - AHH! THAT'LL HAPPEN.

565. I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.

566. HMM?

567. TO PLAY THAT ROLE,

568. - ... BUT THE SILVER PAINT— - SILVER MAKEUP. YEAH.

569. - REALLY? - AFFECTED HIM, SO HE COULDN'T—

570. - HE'S GOT A LEG UP ON HIM NOW. - CROW!

571. - I KNOW. - GAOS IS TRYING TO RUN AWAY.

572. I DON'T THINK SO.

573. HE'S TRYING TO ATTACK FROM BEHIND. WATCH.

574. - PERHAPS. OBSERVE. - THAT ONE DOESN'T MOVE AT ALL.

575. IF YOU HAD A SWISS ARMY HEAD?

576. MY SISTER'S GOT A SPOON. MY BROTHER'S A PLASTIC TOOTHPICK.

577. HA! GO FIGURE.

578. AH. HERE IT COMES. FLYING LOW.

579. WELL, THERE'S UNCLE JOE. HE'S FLYING KIND OF LOW AT THE JUNCTION.

580. THAT'S NOT UNCLE JOE.

581. GYMKATA!

582. HOO!

583. - WHOA! - HAIKEEBA!

584. - I'D GIVE MY RIGHT ARM TO BEAT THAT GUY. - DOH!

585. - HE'S FLYING ON A LIMB AND A PRAYER, YOU MIGHT SAY. - DOH!

586. - HE'S GOING OUT ON A LIMB. HE'S WINGING IT! - DO SOMETHING, JOEL.

587. - OW! OW! - HEY, LOOK. BUFFALO WINGS.

588. I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE IT ON THERE.

589. HURT ME.

590. - AHH. - WHOA!

591. HE SAYS YOU "BRADE" RUNNER.

592. YOU KNOW, IN JAPAN, THE SNOUT CAN BE USED AS A KNIFE.

593. OOH!

594. EHH, QUIT WHILE YOU'RE A HEAD.

595. - OHH! - I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY! AAH!

596. OH, THAT'S HIS TRADEMARK LAUGH WE'RE HEARING THERE.

597. - OH, NOW HE'S A HOOD ORNAMENT.

598. - WHAT A WAY TO GO. - DOH!

599. UH, SLICE THICK FOR STEAKS?

600. NO, SLICE THIN FOR STIR-FRY.

601. TASTES LIKE CHICKEN.

602. WHAT A MONSTER.

603. HELLO, MRS. GREENSTEIN. I'VE GOT SOME NICE CUTS FOR YOU TODAY.

604. I WANT TO— UH! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

605. THAT'S ALL LEAN. GOOD LEAN. AHH!

606. I GUESS IT'S TOO SMELLY TO EAT.

607. - SO ARE YOU? - HE'S GOING BACK TO THE PLACE WHERE HE CAME FROM.

608. I HOPE HE'S NOT USING THAT KNIFE ON THE FORMICA.

609. OH, YEAH.

610. OH, HE'S LOST HIS CONTACTS.

611. MM. HEY.

612. - HUH? - HUH?

613. - QUICK, INTO THE PORTA-POTTY! - OOH!

614. FREEZE TAG.

615. COME ON, KNIFE-HEAD. GIVE ME TEN MORE.

616. - COME ON. PUSH IT! PUSH IT! - COME ON.

617. COMES A MONSTER.

618. WHERE DID IT COME FROM?

619. - PLEASE NO SMOKING. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

620. - THE OPPOSITE SWITCH.

621. - OH, WOW.

622. HUH?

623. TO WORSHIP THEM ALL OF A SUDDEN?

624. UNGADUNGA. UNGADUNGA.

625. SALAMA. SALAMA.

626. - LOOK, THEY'VE ENDED UP AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE. - HURRY. JUMP OUT.

627. COOL.

628. KNIFEY! OH!

629. I BET HE DRINKS CUTTY SARK.

630. TO "MACK THE KNIFE."

631. - OKAY. - YEAH.

632. NOW, THAT ONE— HE'S HARD ON SHOES.

633. BET HE LIKES SHARP CHEESE.

634. THANK YOU. NEXT SHOW AT 12:30.

635. THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU.

636. LOOK. THE WATER'S RETURNING.

637. NIAGARA FALLS.

638. SLOWLY I TURN...

639. OH, SUDDENLY, I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

640. - HEY, YOU'RE A ROBOT. STOP THAT. - WELL, YOU KNOW, THE WATER.

641. BOY, HE HAD TO GO LIKE SEA BISCUIT.

642. - OKAY. - I'M NOT QUITE SURE,

643. BUT I THINK WE'RE ON A HIGHLY CIVILIZED STAR.

644. MOVING INSTANTLY.

645. - THAT'S GREAT. - YES.

646. OKAY. LET'S INVESTIGATE SOME MORE PLACES.

647. CERTAINLY. LET US DO THAT.

648. WHICH WARRANTS INVESTIGATION.

649. AND MAYBE LITTLE PATHS.

650. OH, LET US BE PRUDENT.

651. WITH LOUD REPORT.

652. IT'S GREAT.

653. WHY, YES, IT IS CERTAINLY

654. OF ITS KIND AND MAGNITUDE.

655. - OKAY.

656. WHAT'S THAT SOUND?

657. SOMEBODY IS HERE, I GUESS.

658. YEAH, SOMEONE WHO IS SHAPED LIKE A TRAPEZOID.

659. HEY! ANYBODY AROUND? PLEASE ANSWER!

660. BECAUSE WE DO NOT EXIST.

661. THEY WON'T UNDERSTAND OUR LANGUAGE.

662. YOU KNOW, THEY'RE SPACEMEN.

663. - AKIO, WHAT IF GOBLINS COME? - OOH.

664. - WHAT SHOULD WE DO? - DON'T WORRY.

665. - GOBLINS?

666. - HELP! I'M BEING WHISKED INTO HOUSEWARES!

667. TOM, JUMP OFF.

668. CLAP ON.

669. - CLAP OFF. - WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

670. - THE CLAPPER. - THIS ONE. LOOK.

671. - IT'S A MOVING CORRIDOR. - I SEE.

672. - AH. - LET'S GET ON IT.

673. - OKAY.

674. IN OUR ADVENTURE,

675. WHICH WE ARE HAVING NOW, AS DID THE GOONIES.

676. FRIES ARE DONE.

677. - NUMBER NINE. - OH, OH, OH, OH!

678. - NUMBER NINE.

679. NUMBER NINE.

680. OH, LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE IN A BANK.

681. YEAH.

682. HOLD ME CLOSER, TINY DANCER.

683. OOH.

684. HUH? HEY.

685. PEOPLE WATCHING A MOVIE?

686. IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON, AND HE'S ARMED!

687. SIMON!

688. THEODORE!

689. ALVIN!

690. HI, DAVE.

691. HEY, STOP VACUUMING.

692. KIRBY WORKS WELL.

693. - LOOKS LIKE A SET FROM BRAZIL. - COOL.

694. LIKE DAVID BOWIE'S GLASS SPIDER. - BOY, IT'S WONDERFUL.

695. THE CONTROL CENTER. - MM.

696. MM.

697. - IT'S THE BIGGEST LAVA LAMP IN THE UNIVERSE.

698. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

699. IT'S THE THING THAT GOES "PING."

700. WHOA. SPACE BABES.

701. WHOA!

702. UH, WELCOME, PINK LADY.

703. MEANS FUTURE THIS SEASON.

704. MM-HMM.

705. SAY...

706. MASSIVE BABE-AGE.

707. CAN YOU TELL US WHERE WE ARE?

708. YOU'RE IN VIDAL SASSOON LONDON.

709. AND IF YOU DON'T LOOK GOOD, WE DRESS FUNNY.

710. UH— OH, WOW.

711. CAN YOU TELL US WHO YOU ARE?

712. NO.

713. WE'RE THE BANGLES.

714. - WE'RE NAIL TECHNICIANS. - I SEE.

715. THEY CAN'T UNDERSTAND OUR LANGUAGE.

716. - WHO CAN? - HMM?

717. SOME SORT OF FASHION STATEMENT.

718. - HELLO. WELCOME TO SINGAPORE AIRLINES.

719. FOR YOU TO COME. - OH!

720. HEY, HOW COME YOU CAN SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE ALL OF A SUDDEN?

721. LOOK, THIS SPEAKING MACHINE

722. OF LANGUAGES.

723. - OH, BOY! ASSIGNMENT!

724. HERE MORE THAN ON EARTH.

725. - I GUESS SO. - PLEASE TELL US.

726. - WHAT STAR ARE WE ON? - WHAT'S THE DRINKING AGE?

727. HOW FAR ARE WE FROM THE EARTH?

728. - WE CALL THIS STAR TERRA. IT'S A PLANET.

729. IT'S ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE WHERE YOU ARE LIVING.

730. EXACTLY LIKE THE EARTH, WITH THE SUN BETWEEN.

731. AND MOVING LIKE THE EARTH. - SANDWICH.

732. THAT IT'S LIKE A TWIN STAR THEN?

733. - IT'S A PLANET. SUCH A STAR.

734. - IT'S A PLANET! - I SEE, TOM.

735. ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SUN.

736. THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.

737. I WONDER WHY.

738. AKIO, THIS IS A BIG DISCOVERY.

739. RIGHT. SO THE PLANETS

740. ARE MERCURY, VENUS, EARTH,

741. MARS, JUPITER, SATURN,

742. - ... URANUS—

743. NEPTUNE, PLUTO.

744. - THAT'S NINE PLANETS - HEY.

745. - ... AND TERRA MAKES THE TENTH. - THAT'S RIGHT.

746. - LOOK, CROW. HER BIOLOGICAL CLOCK'S GOING OFF.

747. - YEAH. - SEE THAT?

748. LOOK. IT'S GAOS AGAIN.

749. - WHAT, ARE YOU DEFROSTING YOUR PLANET? - BARBELLA,

750. - ... HE LET IT OUT AGAIN. - YES.

751. MIDWESTERN ALIEN. - IS YOUR NAME MISS BARBELLA?

752. RIGHT. AND IT MEANS "AS SWEET AS A LITTLE BIRD."

753. - AND I'M FLORBELLA.

754. IT MEANS "PRETTY AS A FLOWER."

755. - OOH. - WHERE ARE THE OTHERS THEN?

756. DE— UH, D-DOWNSTAIRS.

757. - AH.

758. AKIO, LOOK. IT'S THE SAME AS BEFORE.

759. IT'S FUNNY. THE WATER IS RUNNING BACKWARDS.

760. IT'S AGAINST THE LAWS OF GRAVITY.

761. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. WE'RE THE GRAVITY POLICE.

762. OVER HERE, WE CONTROL THE LAWS OF NATURE.

763. - AND YOU STILL DRESS LIKE THAT? - YOU DO?

764. WHAT A SUPERIOR CIVILIZATION.

765. - YOU KNOW, I LOOK IN - COMPARED TO WHAT?

766. AND I THOUGHT THERE'D BE

767. AND TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS.

768. WITH TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS?

769. - I DON'T KNOW.

770. IT'S THAT MONSTER AGAIN.

771. - THAT'S OUR WATCHDOG, GUIRON.

772. - "URINE"? THE WAY WE WANT TO.

773. - URINE? - LOOK. GAOS IS RUNNING.

774. LIKE THIS?

775. LIKE WALL STREET?

776. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

777. IN OUR WORLD, IT WAS A WELL-ADVANCED SOCIETY.

778. WITH ELECTRONIC BRAINS.

779. - LET'S ROLL, FOLKS. - OKAY.

780. - I WAS JUST GETTING INTO IT.

781. - ... BROUGHT CALAMITY— - "CALAMITY"?

782. - CALAMITY. - ... AND ALSO MADE UNCONTROLLABLE MONSTERS TOO.

783. IS THAT SO?

784. - HEY!

785. AND CHILDLIKE WONDER.

786. - HEY!

787. YOU THINK YOU GOT PROBLEMS?

788. LIKE A MAKITA SABRE SAW.

789. MY SUBJECT'S ASLEEP. LET THE MAGIC BEGIN.

790. ONE, TWO, THREE. IT'S ME.

791. - HEY! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! - TA-DA!

792. JOEL, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THIS PART. OH! OW!

793. OW, OW, OW, OW, OW! OH, THAT HURTS!

794. OW! OUCH! OH! OH, MY HEAD! OHHH!

795. - TA-DA! - [TOM SERVO CONTINUES CRYING OUT]

796. - TA-DA!

797. HEY! HUP! HUP! HUP!

798. HUP!

799. - TA-DA! - OH! HEY!

800. AND NOW, MY LIFE'S WORK—

801. A ROBOT IN HALF.

802. - OH! - TA-DA!

803. UH, JOEL, ON LINE ONE.

804. TO TELL HIM?

805. - OH, YOU WRECKED THE REVEAL, CROW!

806. - WE GOT MOVIES!

807. - WE SHOULD TAKE THIS OFF.

808. - JUST WRECK EVERYTHING. - ... SEVERAL TIMES,

809. NO ANSWER AT ALL.

810. SO, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN THE WAVE THAT DR. SHIGA WAS TALKING ABOUT.

811. - MM. - MM.

812. TO FIND ANOTHER STAR TO LIVE ON, BUT IT FELL.

813. - LOOKS LIKE FRANKENSTEIN. LOOK AT HER. - ONLY WE ARE LEFT.

814. - OH, YEAH. - ERRRR!

815. WAS STILL WORKING,

816. - ... AND WHEN WE CALLED IT BACK, YOU TWO WERE ON IT. - ERRRR!

817. - NOW WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU. - I SEE.

818. ON THIS SPACE BASE RIGHT NOW.

819. - AND THERE'S ONLY ONE BATHROOM. - HMM.

820. - TAKE A LOOK. - WHERE?

821. OH.

822. FROM NOW ON.

823. WITHIN FIVE HOURS, WE'LL BE BOUND IN BY GLACIERS.

824. GOODNESS GLACIERS! THAT'S A COLD PLANET.

825. BARBELLA.

826. OH, GOOD. THEY HAVE AN INSTANT CASH MACHINE.

827. OVER HERE. A VERY LONG TIME AGO.

828. YEAH. IT USED TO BE CALLED OLD JACK CITY.

829. RIGHT NOW, IT'S THE MONSTERS' HOME.

830. YOU TWO,

831. LET'S GO BACK TO THE EARTH TOGETHER.

832. WE'LL HAVE THE HOTTEST PROM DATES OF ALL.

833. - HEY. - WE'LL CHECK THE SHIP AND GO

834. BEFORE IT FREEZES OVER HERE.

835. - GEEZ, LOOK AT THE TIME. - AKIO, WE'RE REALLY LUCKY.

836. - RIGHT. - ERRRR!

837. LET'S GO TO THE BATHROOM TOGETHER.

838. LIKES YOU.

839. IF ONLY GAMERA COULD BE HERE.

840. IS LOOKING FOR US.

841. - COULD BE? - GAMERA?

842. - THE GAMERA? - GAMERA?

843. - YOU WILL DIE, JOE.

844. - HEY, THERE HE IS! - THAT'S RIGHT.

845. THE WORLD'S STUDLIEST MONSTER OF THEM ALL— ME, GAMERA.

846. I MAY BE UGLY, BUT I'M FAST. HA!

847. LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, GAMERA'S THERE.

848. ERRRR!

849. SUPERBOY,

850. EVER IN FIRST-RUN SYNDICATION.

851. - YOU SAID IT.

852. I'LL PAINT ANY CHILD FOR $49.95.

853. - DID HE LOSE AN ARM AGAIN? - YEAH.

854. THERE'S A RESTROOM ABOVE THE CONTROL CENTER.

855. WHILE WE REPAIR THE SHIP.

856. - ALL RIGHT. - BUT PUT THE SEAT DOWN.

857. BOYS! YOU KNOW.

858. OH, WOW.

859. SHE'S MADE FROM LIQUID METAL.

860. THAT SCARE KIDS.

861. BIG KNIVES AND STUFF.

862. AH! DON'T DO THAT.

863. THE SHIP ONLY HOLDS TWO.

864. - WE DON'T HAVE ANY ROOM FOR THE TWO BOYS. - I KNOW.

865. AND DON'T WORRY, BECAUSE WE STILL HAVE ENOUGH TIME YET.

866. - WHAT DOES SHE MEAN? - BEFORE THAT,

867. I'LL CHECK IF THEY ARE POISONOUS OR NOT TO EAT.

868. SHE'S A MAN-EATER!

869. IF NOT, WE WILL MAKE THEM OUR RATION.

870. GO AND— GO AND CHECK THE SHIP.

871. HEY, YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.

872. - I'M REALLY HUNGRY. - LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE IN THE GENIE BOTTLE.

873. - HEY, YEAH. - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE WEARING THIS.

874. - PUT THAT DOWN. - MY HAIR'S NOT READY.

875. IS REPAIRED.

876. I KNOW, BUT WON'T THEY

877. WHEN WE GET OVER THERE?

878. - THEY'RE SURE TO GET BOSS RECORDING CONTRACTS. - RIGHT, AKIO?

879. HMM?

880. AKIO, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

881. HMM.

882. OH, NO!

883. AKIO CUBED IT AGAIN!

884. HINEY, HORNY, HARNIE, HERMIE...

885. OH, THAT ONE. HE'S ON THE MESCALINE.

886. EW.

887. NOW, MY BOY,

888. MY QUESTIONS NOW.

889. OR LATER NOW?

890. NE-OW.

891. MEOW, MEOW, KITTY MEOW.

892. TELL ME, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE THE MOST RIGHT NOW?

893. - WELL, IT INVOLVES JELL-O— - OOH!

894. - HUH? - COME ON. DON'T BE SHY.

895. - OH, THE MIKE DOUGLAS SHOW IS ON HIS FACE. - WHAT'S THE MATTER?

896. COME ON. ANSWER ME.

897. - OH, NO! HE'S A COP! THEY'RE BUSTED! - I SEE. YOU'RE HUNGRY.

898. IN THE WINCHELL'S DONUT SHOP.

899. AKIO.

900. THE ACCOMPLICE.

901. I'LL FAX THESE RECIPE CARDS TO YOU.

902. I'LL FIX YOU SOMETHING, UNTIL IT'S READY.

903. - IS IT HURTING YOU? - NO. IT FEELS NICE.

904. - I SEE. - DOES THIS BUG YOU?

905. I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU. DOES THIS BUG YOU?

906. AKIO, WHAT'S THE MATTER, AKIO?

907. WEARING A SWEATER.

908. AKIO, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

909. - AKIO, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT GLAZED LOOK ON YOUR FACE?

910. - I'LL FIX THAT NAUGHTY KID.

911. AKIO! AKIO!

912. HE'S GOT HIS LONG JOHNS ON.

913. - OHH!

914. CHICK'S GOT A SPELL ON ME.

915. YOU KNEW ABOUT GAOS BEFORE.

916. ON EARTH LIKE GAOS?

917. NOT NOW. GAMERA GOT THEM ALL.

918. - OOH. - WHAT IS GAMERA?

919. YOU SAID IT'S LOOKING FOR YOU.

920. COME ON. TELL ME.

921. - LOOK AT HER PORES. - COME ON.

922. OF CHILDREN. - HUH?

923. - YEAH, 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW ANY MONSTERS HIS OWN AGE. - FRIEND OF CHILDREN?

924. WHEN WE NEED HIM.

925. ONE TIME, A LONG TIME AGO,

926. HE SAVED A CHILD IN HOKKAIDO.

927. WAS THE HUSKY KENNY.

928. - HE WAS A BUTTERBALL, WASN'T HE? - UH-HUH.

929. WELL, MAYBE THIS TIME HE'LL DROP HIM.

930. - NOONAN. NOONAN. DROP.

931. BOY, THESE WERE GOOD OLD TIMES, HUH?

932. YEAH, YEAH.

933. THE CHILDREN.

934. THEN THERE WAS ICHI. HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND.

935. DONE THAT WAY BACK THEN.

936. YEAH.

937. - I REMEMBER THAT. - OOH.

938. NO, HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT ANYMORE.

939. THAT'S HIS HIGH SCHOOL PICTURE.

940. WITH A HIGHWAY NO-PASSING LANE.

941. WE'VE SEEN THIS. THANK YOU.

942. AH.

943. NOW, WHAT DOES THAT TEACH US?

944. TO LEARN FROM THIS?

945. - I DON'T GET IT. - IT'S BACKSTORY.

946. AND FOR YOU ACTIVE MONSTERS, THE ACTIVE LIGHT MALES.

947. YEAH, MUST BE A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER TODAY.

948. - WE'VE SEEN THIS ALREADY. - YEP, YEP, YEP.

949. AM I TOO TUBBY, GAMERA?

950. - WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? - SAY, THAT'S NEW.

951. OF THE TWO BOYS ALSO.

952. I HATE MY JOB. I'M SICK OF SAVING LITTLE BOYS.

953. KENNY, ICHI— WHO'S NEXT?

954. HERE'S GAMERA AT THE TANNING BOOTH.

955. IT'S A TURTLE UNDER GLASS.

956. SAY...

957. UH, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT, GAMERA.

958. I SEE THAT, AND I SEE THAT, AND I SEE THAT, AND EVERYTHING.

959. AND I SEE THAT.

960. IS GAMERA TAKING UP GARDENING?

961. HE'S GOT A GREEN THUMB.

962. GIVE ME THOSE RUBY SLIPPERS!

963. OH, FORGET IT.

964. WHAT A RUSH. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.

965. HEY, HE'S DOING HIS MUSSOLINI IMPRESSION.

966. DUCE! DUCE!

967. DUCE! DU—

968. YOU SANG LIKE A CANARY.

969. - HEY! - WELL, THAT'S FUNNY.

970. ABOUT LOVE, THE WONDROUS

971. STARRING GENE WILDER.

972. - IT WAS SO GOOD... - COME, FRIEND.

973. - LET'S TARRY ON THE CHEESE COUCH. - I'M SURE OF IT.

974. YOU KNOW, I HAD A FEELING

975. MOTHER'S DONUTS AT THAT TIME.

976. - I'M GLAD HE DIDN'T SAY "MILK." - YEAH.

977. YOUR MOTHER'S DONUTS ARE REALLY GOOD.

978. MY MOTHER'S DONUTS ARE A SAINT!

979. I'M HUNGRY. I'M STARVING TO DEATH.

980. - I'M THIRSTY. - I'M ITCHY.

981. - I'M SCRATCHY. - I'M SLEEPY.

982. CAN I BORROW SOME NYLONS?

983. - HOW ABOUT THE SHIP? - IT'S OKAY. WE CAN LEAVE ANYTIME.

984. - THAT'S GOOD. - AND I'M GIVING IT BACK TO YOU.

985. OF THIS CARD.

986. HOLIDAY RECIPES. - AND USE SLEEPING POWDER.

987. - SLEEPING POWDER? - RIGHT.

988. AND WE CAN'T WASTE ANY TIME,

989. BECAUSE WHILE THEY'RE SLEEPING, WE'LL EAT THEIR BRAINS RAW.

990. - EW! ECH! - YOU MEAN THEIR BRAINS?

991. - NOTHING ON THE SIDE?

992. AND STORED UP IN THEIR BRAINS.

993. - IT'S BRAIN FOOD.

994. FOR OUR PLANS.

995. UH, WHY ARE YOU ROTATING THE BISCUIT HOLDER?

996. IT'S THE SAME THING.

997. BECAME A HIGHER ANIMAL.

998. I SEE.

999. MR. DRYSDALE, JETHRO WANTS TO BE A ROCK STAR.

1000. GOOD AFTERNOON. I CAME TO PICK UP TOM.

1001. - IT'S VANESSA REDGRAVE. - WHOA!

1002. - HELLO, ELZA. - HELLO, INGA.

1003. - HELLO. THANK YOU FOR KEEPING HIM. - HELLO.

1004. - THANK YOU AGAIN. - THANK YOU!

1005. - HELLO. - TOM WENT OUT WITH AKIO, AND THEY HAVEN'T RETURNED.

1006. - THANK YOU. - I SEE. WHERE DID THEY GO?

1007. - DOES TOMOKO KNOW ABOUT IT? - HELLO.

1008. NO. AND THERE'S NO USE TO ASK HER.

1009. I'M GONNA JUMP! DON'T TRY TO STOP ME!

1010. - ... THIS NONSENSE ABOUT SPACE.

1011. - YOU SAID SPACE? - YEAH.

1012. - HELLO. TO STAY WITH US MUCH LONGER.

1013. - THANK YOU. - SO HE MUST HAVE RUN AWAY,

1014. KNOWING THAT YOU'RE COMING TO PICK HIM UP.

1015. - OH, HELLO. - HELLO.

1016. THAT PROVIDES ME WITH INTEREST. AND FOR THAT, I THANK YOU.

1017. - HE CAN STAY MUCH LONGER. - THANK YOU.

1018. - IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND, PLEASE, LET HIM STAY. - THANK YOU.

1019. I'LL PICK HIM UP WHEN HE'S 21. THANK YOU.

1020. - ELZA, PLEASE DROP IN FOR TEA. - HELLO.

1021. - THANKS, BUT I'M IN A HURRY. - I SEE.

1022. - THANK YOU. - BYE.

1023. HELLO. AND THANK YOU.

1024. - THANK YOU FOR GOING. - HELLO.

1025. - SEND HIM TO HARVARD, WILL YOU? - TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.

1026. THANK YOU. HELLO.

1027. SHUT UP AND KEEP DRIVING.

1028. - HELLO. - AND THANK YOU.

1029. - HELLO. - WHY, TOMOKO.

1030. - A GOOD JOKE'S WORTH REPEATING, ISN'T IT? - THEY REALLY...

1031. WENT AWAY IN A SPACESHIP.

1032. OH?

1033. TOMOKO, CAN YOU TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT?

1034. - MY GOD, YOU'RE UGLY. - YES.

1035. KON-CHAN! KON-CHAN!

1036. - UH-OH! THIS IS A JOB FOR CORNJOB! - PLEASE HELP US! HURRY!

1037. - WHAT HAPPENED? - COME ON. HURRY.

1038. WHAT'S THIS? I HOPE THESE PEOPLE WILL BE MORE CAREFUL.

1039. CORNJOB IS ON THE TRAIL.

1040. HOPPING DOWN THE CORN TRAIL.

1041. WHAT IS THIS, ZABRISKIE POINT ALL OF A SUDDEN?

1042. JUST KEEP RUNNING. GO ALL THE WAY LONG!

1043. AROUND THE HORN!

1044. CAN YOU SEE IT, GWEN? A ROUND TABLE!

1045. GO HOME! GO HOME! TOUCH 'EM ALL! SLIDE! SLIDE!

1046. WHOO!

1047. RIGHT HERE. THE SPACESHIP WAS RIGHT HERE.

1048. - WHAT? - UH, YEAH.

1049. LET ME HANDLE THIS. SHE'S REALLY A MESS.

1050. - TOMOKO. - I'M SORRY.

1051. WERE ALL MADE-UP STORIES, YOU SEE.

1052. - OR JUST DELUSIONS. - YEAH, SO WAS IRAN-CONTRA, HONEY.

1053. SO, TOMOKO, PLEASE, TELL US THE RIGHT STORY.

1054. BUT I'M NOT LYING.

1055. AND I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES.

1056. - UH-HUH. - TOMOKO,

1057. DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THE APOLLO SPACESHIP MAN SAID?

1058. OASIS IN SPACE.

1059. - STUTTER.

1060. - MY GOD, THAT KID LOOKS LIKE SHE'S 50! - ... AND NO SPACEMEN EITHER.

1061. WENT IN A SPACESHIP.

1062. - UH-HUH. - YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME 'CAUSE I'M OLD.

1063. YOU BELIEVE ME, DON'T YOU?

1064. COME ON, CORNJOB. HELP HER.

1065. - NEW CORNJOB HELPER. - YES, I BELIEVE YOU.

1066. YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL. YOU WOULDN'T LIE.

1067. - YEAH, RIGHT. RIGHT. - I'M SURE YOU WOULDN'T LIE.

1068. - I'M SURE THAT YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL. OKAY? - I WOULDN'T LIE.

1069. I'LL FIND YOUR BROTHER, OKAY?

1070. THANK YOU.

1071. TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE.

1072. - AW. - DON'T WORRY.

1073. AWW!

1074. AHH!

1075. FROM R.E.M.!

1076. SHE DOES.

1077. - THANK YOU, KON-CHAN.

1078. IT'S OKAY. I PLANTED A BOMB ON HER.

1079. TELL ME, ARE YOU TAKING A CHILD'S WORD?

1080. ASK THE OBSERVATORY.

1081. - BUT, PLEASE— - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IDIOT?

1082. I'M SURPRISED YOU BELIEVE SUCH STORIES.

1083. - I'M SURE THE KIDS MUST BE PLAYING AROUND THIS AREA. - IN THIS VICINITY SOMEWHERE.

1084. - WHY DON'T YOU SEND A PATROL OUT AND FIND THEM? - OF COURSE I WILL.

1085. - BUT FIRST, YOU— - ARE YOU SURE?

1086. - YES.

1087. FROM AN EDUCATIONAL STANDPOINT.

1088. - HELLO! - BUT CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND—

1089. - THANK YOU! - ... HOW SERIOUS TOMOKO IS ABOUT ALL THIS?

1090. - FORGET IT! - BROTHER!

1091. KON-CHAN IS GOING TO FIND YOU.

1092. - DON'T MOVE! YOU'RE ON A MINE!

1093. WHEN SHE'S LOONEY, ISN'T SHE?

1094. - UHH.

1095. - PLEASE. - WHY SHOULD I?

1096. FOR ME LATELY?

1097. PRAYING FOR US?

1098. SOUNDED LIKE MY SISTER.

1099. OF SCOTCH.

1100. - HMM?

1101. UH, IS THIS DYING IN SUDS ALL OF A SUDDEN?

1102. - ALL RIGHT! SLIDERS AND BOSCO. - AKIO!

1103. TEXAS CHILI BURGER.

1104. OOH.

1105. THERE YOU ARE. HUNGRY, AREN'T YOU?

1106. - MMM.

1107. - OH, BOY! MY FAVORITE DONUT. - REALLY LOOKS GOOD.

1108. - DONUTS AND GRAY WATER. MMM! - LOOK. THEY'RE JUST LIKE MY MOTHER'S DONUTS.

1109. - YEAH. - OOH.

1110. PLEASE. PLEASE EAT THEM.

1111. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1112. - WAIT A MINUTE. - YOU'RE NOT A COP!

1113. - OH, THAT'S FUNNY.

1114. JUST CAN'T BEAT THAT ONE.

1115. - ANYTHING WRONG? - BE STILL.

1116. AKIO, I THOUGHT I HEARD GAMERA COMING.

1117. - OH, NO, IT'S JUST THE THEME MUSIC. - HUH?

1118. IT'S GAMERA, ALL RIGHT, AND HE'S BURNING OIL!

1119. OOH.

1120. HE IS TOO.

1121. - DON'T EAT THE DONUTS, KIDS!

1122. IT WAS TOO LATE. THE KIDS HAD NICKED THE DONUTS.

1123. I DIDN'T HEAR HIM.

1124. IT MUST'VE BEEN MY IMAGINATION.

1125. - LOOK AT THEIR BREATH. - COME ON. LET'S EAT.

1126. MAN, IT LOOKS REALLY COLD IN THERE.

1127. IT'S A SPACESHIP. HAVE A SPACE HEATER.

1128. DON'T BITE ME! I'M ALIVE! OW! OH! I'M A SENTIENT BEING!

1129. OH, DEAR GOD, NO! BUT IT WAS TOO LATE.

1130. THE CRULLERS.

1131. GET THE BEAR CLAWS?

1132. - I'LL GIVE YOU HALF OF MINE. - THANK YOU.

1133. IT'S THE BIGGEST THING IN THE CASE.

1134. UHH! SOY MILK MIXED WITH PINEAPPLE JUICE.

1135. IT'S MY BACKWASH.

1136. OOH, THIS IPECAC IS REALLY TASTY.

1137. ECH!

1138. I'M COMING. OH, HOLD ON.

1139. - IT'S REALLY GOOD, ISN'T IT?

1140. HEY, THERE'S HALF A WORM IN HERE.

1141. OOP.

1142. I WAS KIDDING! I WAS KIDDING!

1143. - NICE DIVE. - THAT'S FUNNY.

1144. HEY, YOU GONNA FINISH YOUR DONUT?

1145. - WHAT'S THE MATTER? WAKE UP. - COULD I HAVE THAT?

1146. YOU GONNA FINISH THAT?

1147. KIDS' BRAINS ALWAYS TASTE BETTER

1148. WHEN THEY'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT DONUTS.

1149. - THE SLEEPING POWDER'S TAKEN EFFECT. - SWEETER.

1150. COME. GET READY.

1151. GET YOUR JUMPER ON.

1152. THE CONE OF SILENCE.

1153. OH, NO. IT'S A HOODED WEBER BRAIN COOKER.

1154. - OOH. - GYMKATA!

1155. THAT WAS NEAT.

1156. OOHH!

1157. HEY.

1158. WEASELS RIP MY FLESH.

1159. RIZZZ!

1160. UH, SHE'S INTO CRANIAL GRAPHICS, I CAN SEE.

1161. NEAT.

1162. SET THE RAZOR FOR CREW CUT.

1163. SHE'S CUTTING HIS HAIR WITH THE YELLOW SUBMARINE.

1164. - NEAT. - OOH.

1165. NOW I SUPPOSE HE'S GONNA WANNA SING "NOTHING COMPARES TO YOU."

1166. AND REMOVE THE SKULL.

1167. IT'S THE BEST PART.

1168. OOH.

1169. HEY, IT'S A DREMEL TOOL.

1170. SAFETY GLASSES.

1171. GET SPLATTERED WITH DURA MATER.

1172. OH, THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS RIGHT AT DINNERTIME.

1173. UH, GUIRON'S GOTTA GO WALKIES.

1174. THAT'S A PRETTY TYPICAL PICTURE OF BURTON THERE, ISN'T IT?

1175. - YEP. - POOR SAP.

1176. I'M COMING, I'M COMING! HOLD YOUR HORSES.

1177. - SAY... - IT'S GAMERA!

1178. THEY SAID HE'S A FRIEND OF THE CHILDREN.

1179. I WONDER IF HE'S HERE TO HELP THOSE KIDS.

1180. - SOMETHING ELSE TO WORRY ABOUT. - THAT'S RIGHT.

1181. LET'S TAKE CARE OF IT FIRST.

1182. WE CAN EAT LATER.

1183. AH, SIX RMS, RIVER VIEW.

1184. HMM.

1185. IT'S A HUGE NUMBER 2 PENCIL!

1186. - WOW!

1187. HEY, YOU KNOW,

1188. GROUND FLOWER.

1189. INTO SPACE WITH LOUD REPORTS.

1190. LIGHT MISSILE AND GET AWAY!

1191. THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!

1192. MR. SPOCK WANTS HIS EYE SHADOW BACK.

1193. FIGHT EACH OTHER.

1194. LET GUIRON OUT.

1195. BRING IT IN. BRING IT IN. THAT'S GOOD.

1196. WHOA!

1197. HEY, HEY, HEY! I JUST GOT HERE!

1198. COME ON!

1199. THE CRY EYE.

1200. YOU'RE SO SMART YOU CAN'T EVEN CUT THROUGH A TIN CAN.

1201. THROUGH A TOMATO.

1202. UH-OH.

1203. EW.

1204. UCH!

1205. OH, THAT'S SICK.

1206. HERE. WAIT. WAIT. HERE. TOUCH ME HERE WHILE YOU DO THAT.

1207. THANK YOU.

1208. UH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. MORE OF THAT. YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. YEAH.

1209. OH, DON'T DO HELICOPTERS!

1210. "ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH."

1211. OH, HE GOT A WEDGIE.

1212. LOOK AT HIM THERE.

1213. HEY, YOU KIDS ARE GONNA TAKE THE EDGE OFF THAT BLADE.

1214. ROCK CRUSHES SCISSORS.

1215. HEY, SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD—

1216. OH, THAT'S ME! OH!

1217. EW.

1218. HEY. LOOK AT THAT.

1219. LOOK AT, UH, GUIRON EMOTE.

1220. OOH.

1221. THANKS FOR THE PAN.

1222. APPRECIATE IT.

1223. - WHAT?

1224. - UH— HE'S ALL STARRY EYED. - DOH!

1225. WOW. QUICK RETURN.

1226. NOW, UH, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD FOR MY PORES?

1227. I JUST RUB THIS IN LIKE THIS?

1228. OKAY. I CAN FEEL IT WORKING.

1229. OOH, OOH, IT'S STARTING TO TINGLE. IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?

1230. OOH. I— OOH.

1231. YEAH, IT'S GETTING HOT NOW. IT'S REALLY—

1232. IT'S STARTING TO HOT AND BURN AND STUFF.

1233. - IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?

1234. - POOR GUY. - AH, HE'S GONNA NEED

1235. OF THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT.

1236. - I'LL SAY. - OH, NOW HE'S DOING HIS DAN HAGGERTY IMPRESSION.

1237. - OH! - AHH!

1238. I KNOW IT'S AN OLD WIVES' TALE, BUT I FEEL BETTER.

1239. HAIKEEBA! GYMKATA!

1240. BY MARX.

1241. OOH!

1242. OOH! OOH! OH, NO!

1243. THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.

1244. DIDN'T EXPECT THAT.

1245. - AW. - HELLO.

1246. GAMERA'S CRYING.

1247. I GOTTA GO JULIENNE SOMETHING.

1248. HEY, CHECK IT OUT. PARTY BALL.

1249. THE TRIP, MAN.

1250. COOL.

1251. TAKE THE NESTEA PLUNGE.

1252. - WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE.

1253. THE PLANET OF NO CONTINUITY.

1254. SUDDENLY IT'S GRAY LADY DOWN.

1255. BOY, HE'S SURE UNDERWATER THERE, ISN'T HE?

1256. - A LOT OF UNDERWATER DUST. - REALLY LOOKS UNDERWATER TO ME.

1257. TAKE A PICTURE. IT LASTS LONGER.

1258. YES. THAT'S GOOD.

1259. OH, GOD, I'M PISSED.

1260. OOH.

1261. DON'T START WITH ME, DONUT.

1262. - HUH?

1263. HEY, YOUR FRIEND BECAME A HARE KRISHNA.

1264. AKIO, WHAT HAPPENED?

1265. - HELP! HELP! - HEY, LITTLE SKINHEAD PAL.

1266. HE'S GONE MELON CRAZY.

1267. - GOTTA GET A SPOON.

1268. COME ON. HURRY. LET'S COOK THOSE KIDS, OR ELSE.

1269. WAIT. IT'S FUNNY. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG.

1270. OUT OF ORDER.

1271. THAT'S THE ONLY SHIP WE'VE GOT LEFT.

1272. - WAIT. I GOT A FREE GAME.

1273. ANYWAY, LET'S EAT THE KIDS LATER,

1274. AND LET'S FIX THE SPACECRAFT FIRST.

1275. LET'S LOOK AT PICTURE PICTURE.

1276. IT'S AWFUL. AKIO! AKIO!

1277. HEY, COME ON, TELLY. WAKE UP.

1278. YOU GOT A PLAYER'S CLUB AD TO DO.

1279. OKAY.

1280. - OW! - OOH.

1281. HEY, HE'S NOT A THREE-MINUTE EGG.

1282. GEEZ, YOU GOT A LONG SKULL. YOU LOOK KIND OF LIKE HENRY.

1283. HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?

1284. THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT. THOSE GIRLS WERE CANNIBALS.

1285. - WHAT? - THEY ATE MY HAIR?

1286. BUT TO GO EAT THE PEOPLE.

1287. - COME ON. LET'S RUN AWAY. - BUT MY HEAD.

1288. HERE. WEAR THIS.

1289. GO AHEAD. CUT LOOSE, MY FRIEND.

1290. - HURRY, HURRY! - YOU KNOW, I'LL NEVER GET USED TO THAT THING.

1291. YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH THEY TRIED TO EAT OUR BRAINS,

1292. IT'S KIND OF FUN HERE.

1293. YEP. HERE THEY ARE.

1294. OOH, THE CARS, BRYAN ADAMS,

1295. JOURNEY ESCAPE,

1296. OOH, THAT'S AN OLD ONE.

1297. TOM, WAIT A MINUTE.

1298. TOM!

1299. WHY ARE THOSE KIDS OVER THERE?

1300. THEY'RE TRYING TO RUN AWAY.

1301. NOW THEY KNOW ABOUT US, I GUESS.

1302. NO, WE CAN'T LET THEM GET AWAY.

1303. THIS PLAN OF YOURS HAS QUALITY. IT IS GOOD.

1304. FLOOR, PLEASE.

1305. NOW, WHERE'D THEY GO?

1306. NOW, WE'RE ALL DRESSED UP, AND NO DATES.

1307. OH, THAT'S THEM OVER ON FUDGE PIE MOUNTAIN.

1308. GEE, THERE'S A LOT OF TRAFFIC HERE TODAY.

1309. - OH, THAT WAS ME. - YOU! DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY.

1310. HEY, WHAT HAPPENED? WE'RE BACK AGAIN. LET'S RUN.

1311. - RUN! - ♪♪ [TOM SERVO IMITATING DRAMATIC SOUNDTRACK MUSIC]

1312. - AKIO, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

1313. - I PUSHED THE REVERSE BUTTON. - IT'S FUN.

1314. - HEY. - HEY.

1315. - LOOK.

1316. OH, THEY'RE GOING TO THE GUGGENHEIM.

1317. OH— HUH?

1318. - MANAGER TO HOUSEWARES. - HOORAY! THEY'RE GONE!

1319. LET'S BREAK THE HANDLE SO THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO COME BACK AGAIN.

1320. OKAY.

1321. GOOD IDEA, MISS HATHAWAY.

1322. SOUNDS LIKE MISS HATHAWAY.

1323. - VANDALS.

1324. - LOOK. - ALL RIGHT!

1325. - YEAH. - CHEESE!

1326. - COOL. - HOORAY!

1327. NOW THEY CAN'T COME BACK AGAIN.

1328. ARE TUNING UP.

1329. YEAH.

1330. YOU KNOW, CRUSHING CHEESE SHOULD NOT BE THAT HARD.

1331. - DOESN'T IT FEEL GOOD TO KNOW THEY CAN NEVER COME BACK AGAIN? - MUST BE PARMESAN.

1332. - YEAH. - HELLO!

1333. - BAD BOY. - YOU CAN SPANK US NOW.

1334. - HOW DID YOU GET BACK? - SINCE WE BROKE THE HANDLE?

1335. - THE VANDALS BROKE THE HANDLES. - USE YOUR HEAD, KID.

1336. WE MADE A ROUND TRIP.

1337. - TOM, LET'S RUN. - DON'T MOVE.

1338. DOH!

1339. - HEY, LET ME GO! - WE'RE NOT GOOD TO EAT.

1340. YEAH, I'M ALL STRINGY AND GAMY,

1341. AND AN HOUR AFTER YOU EAT ME, YOU'LL BE HUNGRY AGAIN.

1342. HANDS OVER YOUR HEAD.

1343. - "PANTS OVER YOUR HEAD"? - BACK TO BACK.

1344. NOW DANCE.

1345. - SWITCH. AND JIMMY SMITS.

1346. SAY...

1347. IT'S A SPANEK VERTICAL ROASTER HEAT TOWER ACTION!

1348. - THEY'RE A KIDDY COCKTAIL.

1349. HURRY. WE MUST REPAIR THE SHIP.

1350. - HELP! - LET US OUTTA HERE!

1351. - LET US OUT! - HELP!

1352. - AH, DARK.

1353. SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED.

1354. - I'LL TAKE ME, STRAIGHT UP.

1355. OKAY, SO I LOST YOUR SON!

1356. - ALL DONE? - HUH?

1357. I WONDER, WHERE DID THEY GO?

1358. THE POLICE WORRIED.

1359. IF THEY COME BACK, I'LL SPANK TOM

1360. THIRTY TIMES AS PUNISHMENT.

1361. I'M TOM. SPANK ME.

1362. - I'M VERY SORRY. - HEY.

1363. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

1364. I HOPE THEY RETURN SAFELY.

1365. OH, THERE THEY ARE.

1366. OH, NO.

1367. - WHERE'S THAT LITTLE GIRL? - THERE SHE IS.

1368. - DAMN THE PAPARAZZI.

1369. COME HERE. TELL US ABOUT THAT SPACESHIP THAT YOU SAW.

1370. RIGHT? COME ON. TELL ME. COME ON. TELL ME.

1371. - "COME ON." NEWSPAPER ROBOT. - WHO ARE YOU?

1372. - HELLO. - WE WERE HOPING YOU'D KNOW.

1373. - THANK YOU.

1374. NEAR HERE THIS MORNING.

1375. FROM THE POLICE TOO,

1376. ABOUT THE BOYS.

1377. - WAIT A MINUTE! YOU'RE GERMAN! - OH, NO!

1378. - ELZA, IT SEEMS TO BE TRUE.

1379. - MIND IF I SMELL YOUR DAUGHTER? - TOMOKO, WILL YOU TELL US THE STORY, OKAY?

1380. SO, WHERE DID THE SPACESHIP GO, THEN?

1381. UH, WE DON'T KNOW.

1382. AND DISAPPEARED DOWN THE SKY.

1383. - WITH LOUD REPORT.

1384. THAT WE CAUGHT.

1385. TOMOKO, COME ON.

1386. - YOU BELONG TO THE PRESS NOW, LITTLE GIRL.

1387. - WE'LL RAISE YOU AS ONE OF OUR OWN. - OH, NO.

1388. - HEY, WHAT ABOUT US?

1389. - TIME TO SPLIT, GUYS. - I CAN'T WATCH.

1390. UH, WE, THE SATELLITE OF LOVE WOOSTER GROUP,

1391. THIS WEEK'S PAGEANT,

1392. A MOVIE CHARACTER'S

1393. TO A HOLLYWOOD STAR.

1394. THANK YOU, CAMBOT.

1395. THIS WEEK, IT'S CHILD STAR RICHARD BURTON,

1396. AT THE OLD VIC THEATRE.

1397. YEAH. AND LATER

1398. AS BLUEBEARD, RAID ON ROMMEL, AND THE EXORCIST II.

1399. I WILL NARRATE,

1400. - CROW T. ROBOT. - WHAT?

1401. UH, CROW T. ROBOT. THAT'S MY STAGE NAME.

1402. - OH, OKAY. I'M SORRY. RIGHT.

1403. CROW T. ROBOT WILL BE PLAYING THE PART OF RICHARD BURTON,

1404. AND LEE MAJORS.

1405. OF THE SLEEPY-VOICED NARRATOR.

1406. "RICHARD BURTON THAT WASN'T RICHARD BURTON,

1407. "BUT WE CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS,

1408. INTO A POOR, WELSH, COAL-MINING FAMILY IN 1925."

1409. I'M WELSH. I'M POOR.

1410. MY NAME'S NOT RICHARD BURTON YET.

1411. DO YOU HEAR ME? I'M WELSH AND POOR,

1412. RICHARD BURTON YET!

1413. IN HIGH SCHOOL.

1414. WITH THIS GUY NAMED BURTON, WHO GAVE HIM HIS NAME.

1415. OF HIS DRUNK, WELSH COUNTRYMAN, DYLAN THOMAS.

1416. UH, "RICHARD DID A RADIO VERSION

1417. OF THOMAS' FAMOUS ADAPTATION OF 'THE GAMERA SONG.'"

1418. - ... APART FROM THE RAGING MOON I WRITE,

1419. - ..."GAMERA, GAMERA."

1420. - WHAT DARK,

1421. 'NEATH YOUR IMPENETRABLE SHELL?

1422. AHH.

1423. - THAT WAS GOOD, CROW. - AH, THANKS.

1424. NO, THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.

1425. - I MEAN, VERY MOVING. - JOEL— JOEL, PLEASE?

1426. - OH, I'M SORRY. OKAY.

1427. UH, "LATER, RICHARD BURTON GOT FAMOUS,

1428. "AND THEY PAY HIM TO DO MOVIES IN HOLLYWOOD.

1429. "DID SOME BAD ONES AND SOME GOOD ONES,

1430. "AND THEN HE MET ELIZABETH TAYLOR,

1431. "AND THEY FELL IN LOVE, AND SHE DUMPED EDDIE FISHER,

1432. CHESS PLAYER."

1433. - HUH? - "RICHARD AND LIZ

1434. "AND BECAME THE TOM AND ROSEANNE OF THEIR DAY.

1435. "TOM SERVO AND CROW

1436. "FROM THEIR MOST FAMOUS COLLABORATION,

1437. WHO'S AFRAID OF GAMERA TURTLE?"

1438. ARRGH! WHO SAID THAT? ARRGH!

1439. I DON'T KNOW, MARTHA.

1440. OH, COME ON, GEORGE. YOU REMEMBER.

1441. WHO SAID THAT? ARRGH!

1442. I DON'T REMEMBER. I SAID I DO NOT REMEMBER, MARTHA.

1443. OH, I REMEMBER. IT WAS GAMERA.

1444. HE WALKED INTO THE ROOM,

1445. LIT A CIGARETTE, LOOKED AROUND, AND SAID, "ARRGH!"

1446. IF YOU SAY SO, MARTHA.

1447. OH, YOU LAUGHED YOUR ASS OFF!

1448. - THAT'S ENOUGH, OKAY? - OH, OKAY.

1449. ALL RIGHT. "LATER,

1450. "AND TROD THE BOARDS

1451. "IN THE SMASH MUSICAL GAMERA.

1452. "HIS PERFORMANCE WAS NOTHING LESS THAN MESMERIZING,

1453. "EVEN WHEN HE DRANK TWO BOTTLES BEFORE THE MATINEE.

1454. HERE ARE SOME HIGHLIGHTS."

1455. GAMERA, GAMERA...

1456. A BIT BIZARRE,

1457. BUT WITH GAMERA, THAT'S HOW CONDITIONS ARE.

1458. IS DRINKING TONIGHT.

1459. OKAY, CROW. THAT'S ENOUGH.

1460. I WAS TOTALLY OFF SCRIPT. COULD YOU TELL?

1461. - I WAS WAY OFF— OF GAMERA,

1462. BURTON'S LIFE HIT A ROUGH SPOT.

1463. PARTS DRIED UP, BUT HE DIDN'T.

1464. AND ACTING LESS.

1465. WAS DISCUSSED, THEN DROPPED.

1466. THEN, JUST WHEN THINGS WERE GETTING DESPERATE, HIS AGENT CALLED.

1467. TELEVISION SMASH, THE FALL GUY.

1468. "A CHANCE TO WORK AND LEE MAJORS?

1469. "IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

1470. "BURTON'S ANSWER WAS A BLEARY BUT RESOUNDING 'YES.'

1471. "HERE WE RECREATE A SCENE

1472. TELEVISION PLAY."

1473. SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? YOU WANNA CLIMB INTO MY 4-BY-4,

1474. DRIVE REALLY FAST, WHO JUMPED BAIL?

1475. - WHAT DO YOU SAY? - I SAY—

1476. LET'S NAIL THE SUCKER.

1477. UH, "RICHARD BURTON

1478. "AFTER PERFORMING HIS MAGNUM OPUS.

1479. THUS ENDS OUR PAGEANT."

1480. WE SALUTE YOU.

1481. ONE OF THE GOOD DEAD ONES.

1482. HELLO, ACE AWARD.

1483. WE CAN'T GO BACK TO EARTH ANYMORE.

1484. I MISS MOTHER.

1485. DON'T BE SO COWARDLY.

1486. WE'VE GOT TO FIND SOME WAY TO GET OUT OF HERE.

1487. WILL THE CAPED CRUSADER ESCAPE?

1488. AND HELP US.

1489. WHY DOESN'T HE COME?

1490. WHY DON'T YOU KEEP QUIET? KEEP QUIET!

1491. - OOH, A LITTLE DISSENSION IN THE RANKS THERE. - GAMERA! GAMERA!

1492. GAMERA!

1493. BOY, YOU KNOW, DOWN THERE, DOESN'T IT?

1494. - REALLY UNDERWATER. - REALLY WET.

1495. HE IS SOAKING DOWN THERE. YEP.

1496. A LITTLE QUIET TIME.

1497. THOSE KIDS!

1498. OH, YEAH.

1499. TOM, HAVE YOU GOT THE PISTOL?

1500. YEAH, I GOT IT.

1501. LISTEN. SHOOT IT AT THAT SWITCH.

1502. - OH. I SEE. OKAY. - OOH.

1503. WHAT SWITCH?

1504. IN CASE IT DOESN'T WORK.

1505. ESKIMO SPY.

1506. I MISSED IT.

1507. - THAT'S TOO BAD. - YEAH.

1508. DO YOU HAVE LEFT?

1509. - THREE MORE. - THAT'S PRETTY GOOD!

1510. BOINK.

1511. - HEY. - HEY! GOOD SHOOTIN', TEX.

1512. HEY, IT'S A "HANDS FALL IN WATER" SIGN.

1513. - HEY, THAT'S FUNNY.

1514. I JUST ADORE A PENTHOUSE VIEW.

1515. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1516. - WELL, WELCOME...

1517. OF GUIRON.

1518. TOM, HURRY. CUT OFF THE SWITCH.

1519. OKAY.

1520. AKIO, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

1521. TRY TO GET OUT, BALDY.

1522. LET'S PLAY "CUTS LIKE A KNIFE."

1523. OH, NO. LOOK. THEY'RE PLAYING SPACE-AGE AT-HOME WHEEL OF FORTUNE THERE.

1524. IT'S WORKING NOW.

1525. THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S FISHER-PRICE.

1526. - HMM?

1527. - RIGHT. IT'S GUIRON. - I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED.

1528. WE ARE IN TROUBLE.

1529. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO CONTROL FROM HERE.

1530. THERE IS NO OTHER WAY. LET'S ESCAPE TO THE EARTH.

1531. - OUR FLIGHT IS ONE OF DANGER. WITH THOSE KIDS?

1532. - LEAVE THEM HERE. IN THE WINDOW?

1533. COME ON. HURRY.

1534. YOU KNOW, THAT THING HAS THE FINS OF A '57 DODGE.

1535. - UH-OH. - HE THINKS IT'S A FRISBEE!

1536. - OH, NO! - DOWN, BOY. BAD. BAD.

1537. - OOH. - OH!

1538. - MY LEGS! - THEY'RE GREAT.

1539. - HEY. - I CAN'T GO TO EARTH ANYMORE.

1540. WHAT SHALL I DO?

1541. - WAIT. - WHAT'S THE MATTER?

1542. - OH. IT HURTS. - I'VE GOT A FOOTBALL ON MY HEAD.

1543. I CAN'T MOVE. HELP ME.

1544. - UHH... - OKAY. NEVER MIND.

1545. FLORBELLA!

1546. ON OUR PLANET,

1547. ARE SUPPOSED TO DIE.

1548. SAY...

1549. DAN QUAYLE THERE? - OOH.

1550. SHE HAD TO PUT HER DOWN.

1551. UH-HUH.

1552. HEY, CLEANS UP IN A JIFFY.

1553. THE INVADERS, IN COLOR.

1554. WE'RE IN TROUBLE. GUIRON IS COMING NEARER.

1555. - SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW? - IT'S THE END. WE'LL BE KILLED.

1556. HELP! HELP!

1557. IT'S MACK THE FOREHEAD.

1558. DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE ONLY ANNOYING HIM?

1559. OH, WELL, THEY GOT THE CABLE BACK ON.

1560. - THANKS. - COOL.

1561. - GAMERA! - GAMERA!

1562. - GAMERA! GAMERA, HELP US! - IT'S ONLY PATRICK SWAYZE FILMS.

1563. - HELP US, GAMERA!

1564. - COME ON! - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! I'M UP!

1565. - GAMERA! - HELP US, GAMERA! COME ON!

1566. - DON'T QUIT.

1567. - COME ON. FOUR.

1568. - COME ON. FIVE.

1569. FEEL THE BURN. COME ON. ONE MORE.

1570. JUST 15 MORE REPS, GAMERA. COME ON.

1571. - GOTTA WANT IT. - GO FOR THE BURN. COME ON. DO IT.

1572. - HAVE SOME HEART. DIG, DIG, DIG! - GAMERA!

1573. COME ON, GAMERA! COME ON!

1574. GET UP!

1575. - OOPS.

1576. YOU KNOW, THIS IS JUST LIKE HAMLET— EVERYBODY DIES.

1577. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

1578. SO IT'S REALLY WET THERE.

1579. - UH-OH. - OKAY. THAT'S IT. I'M UP.

1580. - UH-OH.

1581. UUGH!

1582. - OOH! - OH!

1583. RIGHT ON THE CHIN.

1584. - HMM?

1585. - HE SOUNDS LIKE A CAT.

1586. HE'S A TURTLE CAT.

1587. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

1588. THEY JUST INVENTED THE WORLD'S LARGEST ORANGE JULIUS.

1589. - TOM, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - YEAH, I'M OKAY.

1590. WE'RE HAVING AN ADVENTURE TO ONE OF THE GOONIES.

1591. - LOOK. IT'S GAMERA. - DOWN, BOY.

1592. GOTTA GO. SEE YA.

1593. BYE.

1594. HUH?

1595. - BACK. FOOLED YA. - WHOO.

1596. FLYING LOW.

1597. OOH.

1598. GAMERA!

1599. GAMERA, GET HIM! KILL HIM!

1600. KILL IT, GAMERA!

1601. YES, DEAR, I'M DOING IT.

1602. HOW CAN I DO IT IF YOU KEEP YELLING AT ME?

1603. HOORAY!

1604. NICE JOB. A SUCCESS.

1605. COME ON, BOY.

1606. AIN'T THAT LIKE A DAGO?

1607. BRINGS A KNIFE TO A GUNFIGHT.

1608. SEAN CONNERY.

1609. NOW YOU'RE JUST TEMPERING MY BLADE.

1610. HA!

1611. IT'S NO GOOD.

1612. GAMERA'S JET PROPULSION— IT'S NO GOOD UP FRONT.

1613. IT'S GOOD IN THE BACK.

1614. NOW, THIS TURTLE— HE'S KOOKY.

1615. - HUH? - GOING DOWN.

1616. ARE MEANT FOR ME, FOLKS.

1617. I LOVE IT.

1618. GYM... KATA!

1619. HOORAY! THAT'S GOOD, GAMERA!

1620. KEEP ON GOING!

1621. - DOINK. - HUH?

1622. HUH?

1623. OH, YEAH. IN AMERICAN ANTHEM HERE, HUH?

1624. YEAH. KIND OF LIKE VISION QUEST TOO.

1625. THIS IS RICH.

1626. YEAH. THAT'S CATHY RIGBY IN THAT SUIT.

1627. THINK SO?

1628. - YOU KNOW, GUYS?

1629. - HMM?

1630. HOW WEIRD THIS FILM IS, YOU KNOW?

1631. - YEAH. - REALLY?

1632. - IT'S KIND OF GOOFY. - IS IT? YEAH.

1633. - YEAH. - OH, NICE DISMOUNT.

1634. - JUDGES LIKE IT. - EAST GERMAN GAVE HIM A 9.

1635. - OH! I FORGOT ABOUT THOSE!

1636. - OH!

1637. OWIE! OWIE!

1638. HEY, IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S PLAYING "OH! SUSANNA."

1639. HEY, LOOK AT GAMERA.

1640. HE'S DANCING GO-GO.

1641. - "DANCING GO-GO"? - NO.

1642. HE'S TRYING TO GET RID OF THOSE METAL THINGS.

1643. HE CAN'T PULL HIS FEET IN WITH THEM.

1644. WELL, WHATEVER. I JUST REALLY LIKE IT.

1645. AND HE CAN'T WORK HIS JET PROPULSION.

1646. WHAT'LL HE DO?

1647. OH, NO! IT'S A POOL!

1648. - OF FILTH! OOH! - WATCH OUT! GUIRON IS COMING THIS WAY!

1649. TOM, HURRY!

1650. FIND THE REMOTE CONTROL SWITCH.

1651. SO, HE'S COMING THIS WAY, THEN?

1652. - FROM WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD, YES. HELLO. - PLEASE HURRY!

1653. - THANK YOU. - HURRY. COME ON.

1654. OKAY, WHAT'S THE PASSWORD, "SWORDFISH"?

1655. AYE.

1656. HUH?

1657. SO THIS THE END OF US.

1658. IT MAKES ME MAD.

1659. - A BRAIN.

1660. - ... I COULD DESTROY HIM.

1661. - AKIO, WISHFUL THINKING IS NO GOOD. - WAIT.

1662. DEAR JUDY...

1663. OH. OKAY. I'LL START OVER.

1664. DEAR JUDY...

1665. NEVER MIND.

1666. THIS REALLY MAKES ME MAD.

1667. - THIS WILL BE THE LAST WAY.

1668. I'LL GET 'EM THIS TIME.

1669. SHE'S FROM INDIANA.

1670. - BOY, IS HE WET. - VERY WET.

1671. OH, I HATE THIS PART. I CAN'T STAND WHEN THEY SHOW THAT.

1672. - IT'S OKAY. IT'LL BE OVER SOON, JOEL. - EHH.

1673. OOH, THAT HURTS.

1674. BITE A BULLET OR SOMETHING.

1675. OHH, YEAH! OH, THAT'S GOOD.

1676. THAT FEELS BETTER. WHEW.

1677. - WHOA!

1678. - WHOA! ESPECIALLY CAREFUL,

1679. FOR I HAVE NO HAIR.

1680. - UH-OH.

1681. OH, I MUST'VE HAD SIX BOTTLES LAST NIGHT.

1682. - UH-OH.

1683. - HUH?

1684. WOW. WHAT'S THAT?

1685. FROM SCENE 14.

1686. - IT IS. - HEY.

1687. AKIO, MAYBE IT'S THAT WEAPON YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.

1688. - AKIO, IT'S A MISSILE. - RIGHT.

1689. THE MISSILE NOW? - THIS MUST BE THE GAUGE.

1690. - I NEED MORE TOOT. - PERUVIAN BLOW FOR ME.

1691. - THANKS, MISTER. - WAY TO BLOW, KID.

1692. WHOA. BETTER CALL THE POUND.

1693. - HEY.

1694. OKAY, WHO AM I? WHO AM I?

1695. CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON!

1696. - I WAS GONNA GUESS DIVER DAN. - MM.

1697. LOOK OUT. HE'S GOT HIS OYSTER KNIFE AT THE READY.

1698. DOH!

1699. - UH-OH. - OOH, RIGHT IN THE HINDERS.

1700. OH!

1701. THAT HURT.

1702. OOH.

1703. OH, HE'S GONNA USE HIM AS A KICKBOARD.

1704. MM.

1705. WASN'T EXPECTING THIS.

1706. - WHEEEE! - WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

1707. ERRR.

1708. TOM, GAMERA IS COMING OUT!

1709. - LOOK!

1710. - HEY, MAYBE HE CAN HELP CLEAN UP SOME OF THE STYROFOAM. - YEAH.

1711. WHOA!

1712. GOING UP.

1713. WHOA!

1714. FUN.

1715. OH, HE'S PLAYING SUPERSONIC MUMBLEPEG!

1716. - HUH?

1717. - EVEN WE ARE SURPRISED.

1718. - AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING. - BOO!

1719. YAY!

1720. THAT TOOK PLACE HERE.

1721. - TOM, NOW. - HERE. THANK YOU.

1722. THAT'S GOTTA BE, LIKE, TACKLE RECORD OF THE CENTURY!

1723. WHOA.

1724. UH, KIDS, DON'T PLAY WITH MISSILES.

1725. - NOT A GOOD IDEA.

1726. OHHH!

1727. OH, LOOK. JUST AS SHE HAD A CALL COMING IN.

1728. WHY DON'T YOU JUST F-F-FADE AWAY?

1729. HUH?

1730. NEAT.

1731. OOH!

1732. - HAIKEEBA!

1733. GAMERA, GUIRON'S WEAK PART IS THE HOLE.

1734. GET THAT HOLE!

1735. - YEAH, YEAH. - YOU SAID IT.

1736. OH, DAMN.

1737. - WHOA! - HURTS, DON'T IT?

1738. GOD, THIS BITES.

1739. HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND.

1740. YOU GOT HIM!

1741. - YEAH, I GOT HIM.

1742. - THANKS A LOT. - BANZAI.

1743. - WHOO! - THANKS A LOT.

1744. - I'M THE ONE.

1745. - IT'S ME.

1746. I KNOW.

1747. HE BECKONS.

1748. GAMERA BECKONS.

1749. - HUH? - FIXIN'S A SNAP WITH KRAZY GLUE.

1750. - LOOK, GAMERA'S REPAIRING THE SPACESHIP.

1751. YEAH, I, UH, TOOK OXY-ACETYLENE WELDING AT VO-TECH.

1752. TOM, GAMERA IS WAITING.

1753. - OKAY. - ♪♪ [TOM SERVO HUMMING ALONG WITH SOUNDTRACK MUSIC]

1754. LINDENHURST, BABYLON, CHANGE IN JAMAICA.

1755. - LET'S GO. - OKAY.

1756. - HUH? - WHOA.

1757. SOFT MOUTH, BOY! SOFT MOUTH!

1758. - THERE YOU GO. - THERE YOU GO.

1759. GAMERA'S A DOMINO'S DUDE NOW.

1760. - THEY'LL PROBABLY BE HOME IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS. - HEY, IT'S MOVING.

1761. - HOORAY! - NOW WE CAN GO BACK TO EARTH AGAIN.

1762. - WE'RE SO LUCKY. - YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT?

1763. - A DONUT! - DOH!

1764. - ♪ GAMERA ♪

1765. - ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,

1766. TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT SHE WORE!

1767. JAPANESE VERSION MYSELF.

1768. - YEAH!

1769. ISN'T THIS THE SONG FROM OLIVER, THOUGH?

1770. "FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD."

1771. HEY!

1772. - MEAT. - HUH?

1773. OH, SHE WAS THE JACKAL.

1774. OH.

1775. THERE'S A BUNCH OF KIDS SINGING UP THERE.

1776. - THIS WILL NEVER DO.

1777. OH, NO! IT'S A MARK RUSSELL SONG! RUN!

1778. HEY, SHE'S GOT THAT CHARLIE'S ANGELS' RUN DOWN REALLY GOOD.

1779. - YEAH. - STOP HER! SHE'S GOT MY KEYBOARD!

1780. - HUH? - IT'S OBSCURE.

1781. - VERY. - OH.

1782. CORNJOB, QUICK!

1783. HEY! HEY, LISTEN!

1784. LISTEN!

1785. WHAT'S THE MATTER? IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG?

1786. IT'S ABOUT GAMERA. I MUST MAKE A REPORT ABOUT IT.

1787. UNTIL I FINISH MY REPORT.

1788. - AND QUIT WEARING MY CLOTHES.

1789. - HELLO. SHIGA SPEAKING. - YES?

1790. YES, I KNOW. I HAVEN'T BEEN IN THIS FILM.

1791. YES, I KNOW. I'VE BEEN BUSY.

1792. - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. - I KNOW. YES.

1793. - THANK YOU. - DOCTOR, I SAW GAMERA ON OUR TELESCOPE.

1794. KISSING SANTA CLAUS.

1795. THE SHIP IN HIS MOUTH.

1796. - WHAT A DISH. - NICE DISH.

1797. - WHAT A DISH.

1798. YEAH.

1799. - HEY, THEY'RE DRIVING A MERCEDES. - HUH.

1800. - L.L. BEAN RHUBARB. - EDDIE BAUER RHUBARB.

1801. J. CREW RHUBARB.

1802. PENNY'S RHUBARB.

1803. - BOTANY 500 RHUBARB. - CHANNEL 9 RHUBARB.

1804. - IT'S ALMOST UNBELIEVABLE. - NUCLEAR FAMILY RHUBARB.

1805. EXACTLY FROM HERE.

1806. - IT'S PRETTY HARD TO BELIEVE. - YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.

1807. - OR YOU'RE DEAD WHERE YA STAND. - TOMOKO IS RIGHT.

1808. WHEN THE WHIP COMES DOWN, YOU WILL SEE WHO RULES, YOU TWISTED OLD FRUIT.

1809. - GENTLEMEN, PLEASE BELIEVE TOMOKO'S STORY. - HEY.

1810. YOU KNOW, GAMERA IS A GOOD FRIEND OF HERS.

1811. - IT IS. - KILL HIM.

1812. - KON-CHAN? - HUH? WHAT, TOMOKO?

1813. ALL DIE BY GAMERA'S HAND. - THANK YOU.

1814. THAT'S OKAY, TOMOKO.

1815. - OH, GOD, THE GERMANS ARE HERE!

1816. WELL, THEY CAN SORT IT ALL OUT.

1817. SMILES, EVERYONE! SMILES!

1818. - WHERE'S THE PLACE? - WE'RE FROM THE PADDING DEPARTMENT.

1819. - WHERE'S THE PLOT HOLE? - THANK YOU.

1820. THEY'VE GOT THE END OF THE POLICE THERE.

1821. - WHY, YOU MUST BE THE TWO BOYS' MOTHERS. - YES.

1822. - I'M AKIO'S MOTHER. - I'M GLAD TO KNOW YOU.

1823. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE,

1824. WITH A SPACESHIP... IN HIS MOUTH!

1825. CAN YOU BEAT THAT? 'CAUSE YOU COULD'VE KNOCKED ME OVER WITH A FEATHER!

1826. - WHOA! - LOOK, IT'S GAMERA!

1827. - WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME.

1828. I'M FIRST! I WISH TO BE THE FIRST TO BE CRUSHED!

1829. AAHH!

1830. - WAIT, HONEY. HE'S A FILM. HE'S JUST A FILM. - BROTHER!

1831. ELZA, IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE,

1832. BUT WE REALLY SHOULD'VE BELIEVED OUR CHILDREN.

1833. - I'M STILL GONNA SPANK HIM.

1834. - BROTHER! - TOMOKO!

1835. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? WE HAVE BEEN SO WORRIED.

1836. - I'M OKAY.

1837. - HEY, YOUR GLASSES. - MY GLASSES?

1838. IT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW, WHEN I'M HAPPY,

1839. THEY ALWAYS COME DOWN.

1840. - AND SO DO MY PANTS.

1841. GAMERA!

1842. - SORRY ABOUT YOUR BREATH!

1843. - I KNOW, I KNOW. - MOTHER!

1844. - I'M GLAD YOU ARE SAFE. - EVERYBODY GRAB A KID.

1845. - MM-HMM. - ARE YOU REALLY OKAY?

1846. BUT LISTEN, AKIO,

1847. YOU HAVE MADE EVERYBODY WORRY.

1848. - MM. - UH-OH.

1849. MOTHER, MA'AM,

1850. EVERYBODY, WE'RE AWFULLY SORRY.

1851. - DOH! - HEY!

1852. AKIO, YOU SHAVED YOUR HEAD BEFORE I COULD DO IT, HUH?

1853. - HUH? THEY SHAVED IT OFF.

1854. - IS THAT RIGHT? - LISTEN. LISTEN.

1855. - HUH?

1856. - HEY, THAT'S DIRTY! - ... THERE ARE SPACEMEN, TOO, LIKE YOU.

1857. - RIGHT, KON-CHAN?

1858. - THAT'S CORNJOB!

1859. - DR. SHIGA,

1860. - ... AND SAW SPACE PEOPLE TOO. - LOOK AT THAT KID. HE'S GOT A COUPLE OF DIVOTS IN HIS HEAD.

1861. - HE MUST'VE HAD AN OLDER BROTHER WITH A CLASS RING. - YEAH.

1862. - THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. - ... MORE THAN THE EARTH WHERE WE ARE LIVING NOW.

1863. - BUT, AS A RESULT, I LIKE EARTH BEST. - MM-HMM.

1864. DR. SHIGA, WE BELONG TO THE EARTH.

1865. HE'S A SKINHEAD NOW. HE'S GONNA GO THROW A CHAIR AT GERALDO.

1866. - LET'S MAKE THE EARTH - UH-HUH.

1867. WITHOUT WAR

1868. THE TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS?

1869. - OH, THAT WAS A VERY GOOD EXPERIENCE. - YES, SIR.

1870. - WHAT A KISS-UP! CRIPES!

1871. - GAMERA'S TAKING OFF.

1872. GAMERA, HEY.

1873. - OH, YOU CRAZY GAMERA CAT NOW. - THANK YOU, GAMERA!

1874. - OH, OH, GAMERA, FULL OF MEAT. - BYE!

1875. - HEY, REALLY NEAT. - BYE, GAMERA!

1876. - I'M DIGGING GAMERA BABY! - GOOD-BYE, GAMERA!

1877. - GOOD-BYE, GAMERA! - WELL, THERE HE GOES.

1878. - YEAH, BYE-BYE. - GOOD-BYE, GAMERA! GOOD-BYE!

1879. - WELL, LET'S ROLL, GUYS. - YEAH, WHATEVER, KIDS.

1880. - COME ON. YOU HIJACK A SPACESHIP.

1881. - GOOD-BYE! - WHAT IS THIS, THE LONG GOODBYE?

1882. - THAT ONE STUNG, HUH? MM. - YEAH.

1883. GAMERA, GOOD-BYE!

1884. - GO, GO, GO! - WHOO!

1885. CORNJOB!

1886. - WHAT DO YOU THINK, SIRS? - WHOO!

1887. ANYWAY, HE GOT HIS START FOR AGNES DE MILLE,

1888. IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT.

1889. BUT, ANYWAY, BACK TO MY ORIGINAL STORY,

1890. "OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING."

1891. AND HE LABORED OVER IT. TO DICK RODGERS,

1892. IN TEN MINUTES, MIND YOU— WRITES THE MELODY.

1893. AND I DON'T HAVE TO

1894. WAS NEVER QUITE THE SAME THING.

1895. WHAT A WONDERFUL STORY.

1896. UH, TELL US THAT STORY ABOUT COLE PORTER AGAIN.

1897. - OH, PLEASE DO. - SHOULD I? REALLY? OKAY.

1898. WELL, COLE PORTER, DURING

1899. WELL, HE WAS LAYING

1900. WITH HIS LEGS CRUSHED, YELLING FOR HELP.

1901. "AT LONG LAST LOVE."

1902. - OH, NO! - THAT'S A TRUE STORY.

1903. DON'T KNOW

1904. FOR ITS BROADWAY OPENING, YES.

1905. WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

1906. VERY TENDER.

1907. - OH, MY GOD! I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN!

1908. SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME! SOMEBODY COME AND SAVE ME!

1909. WHAT AN ENCHANTING ANECDOTE.

1910. - THEY DON'T WRITE THEM LIKE THAT ANYMORE, DO THEY? - THEY CERTAINLY DO NOT.

1911. FROM YESTERYEAR?

1912. OH, WELL, IT'S INTERESTING THAT YOU ASK THAT,

1913. A RODGERS AND HART FEEL TO IT.

1914. LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN.

1915. IS A LITTLE MORE FUN.

1916. AND IRA GERSHWIN FEEL TO IT.

1917. IT SORT OF SNEAKS UP ON YOU. "BOO," IT SAYS.

1918. - AH. KILL HIM. - YEAH.

1919. BETTER YET, I'LL KILL HIM. YOU PUSH THE BUTTON.

1920. - WHAT A MONSTER. - YEAH.