1. - Hey chicky, chicky,
here chicky chicky chickyCopy !req
2. - Hi everybody, welcome
to the satellite of love.Copy !req
3. You caught us in the
middle of one of Joel'sCopy !req
4. life simulation exercises.Copy !req
5. Joel's pretending to be a dairy farmerCopy !req
6. from southern Wisconsin, help us!Copy !req
7. - Oh what happened to you?Copy !req
8. Well anyway, hi there folks.Copy !req
9. Ya know I've been having
trouble with velvet leaf,Copy !req
10. cut worm, and fox tail.Copy !req
11. And well that's when the representativeCopy !req
12. from Monsanto came out to my farm.Copy !req
13. He recommended a pre-emergent,Copy !req
14. infertile mixture of lorsban with atrozineCopy !req
15. in a tank mix.Copy !req
16. And I told him to get off my land.Copy !req
17. Here chicky chicky chicky.Copy !req
18. - Have you chores doneCopy !req
19. by commercial cycle,
which is in 15 seconds.Copy !req
20. - Yes'm, oop, yup.Copy !req
21. - Real life simulation,
call this what you may,Copy !req
22. the fact is Joel's dressing
up robots as farm animals.Copy !req
23. - Come on it's milkin' time.
- Moo!Copy !req
24. - Commercial starting inCopy !req
25. five, four, three, two,
commercial sign on.Copy !req
26. - Yep just as I thought.Copy !req
27. These hens just aren't producin'.Copy !req
28. I'm gonna have to spray
y'all with insecticide.Copy !req
29. See, yeah, yeah, it really works.Copy !req
30. You can cut off a chicken's headCopy !req
31. and it'll still run all over the place.Copy !req
32. Another fun thing to do on the farmCopy !req
33. is cow tipping!Copy !req
34. - Moo!Copy !req
35. - Gee there's a lot of time to
kill on a farm, isn't there?Copy !req
36. - Yeah would you mind reuniting my headCopy !req
37. with my body, please, Joel Bob?Copy !req
38. - Who said that?Copy !req
39. - Old Joel Robinson had a farm?Copy !req
40. - E I E I don't think so.Copy !req
41. - Well never before has the term "booby"Copy !req
42. been more appropriate.Copy !req
43. Why don't you tell them about
the invention exchange, Frank.Copy !req
44. - Well when you're on the go
kind of a guy like myself,Copy !req
45. sometimes you need ear drops,Copy !req
46. sometimes you need eye drops,Copy !req
47. sometimes you need nose drops,Copy !req
48. sometimes you need throat drops,Copy !req
49. sometimes when you touch,Copy !req
50. the honesty's too much,
I want to hold you.Copy !req
51. - Oh shut up, Frank!Copy !req
52. Look, carrying all
those medications aroundCopy !req
53. granted, is an inconvenience.Copy !req
54. That's why I say, combine them.Copy !req
55. That's why we invented the orbital,Copy !req
56. auto-rhino-laryngilogical dropper.Copy !req
57. It very conveniently
combines all the ear, noseCopy !req
58. and throat medications you needCopy !req
59. into a convenient package.Copy !req
60. What do you think farm boy?Copy !req
61. - Well this is perfectCopy !req
62. because after your invention
makes people feel better,Copy !req
63. they can enjoy their good healthCopy !req
64. by going to the park and
enjoying this new invention.Copy !req
65. It's called the musical chair.Copy !req
66. Get it?Copy !req
67. - Snappy.Copy !req
68. - Yeah what better way to sit inCopy !req
69. with your favorite musicians?Copy !req
70. Sit in with the.Copy !req
71. Because it's a chair and uh.Copy !req
72. - What do you think sirs?Copy !req
73. - Eh, I thought it had no texture.Copy !req
74. Say what's the ladder for?Copy !req
75. - Well Frank, we've got a
very special guest todayCopy !req
76. to tell Joel and the bots
about today's experiment.Copy !req
77. It's someone we all know and love.Copy !req
78. I think you're going to be excited.Copy !req
79. Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Jack Perkins.Copy !req
80. - Jack Perkins wow!Copy !req
81. - Hello, today's experiment is calledCopy !req
82. Fugitive Alien, a
wonderful film from Japan.Copy !req
83. Not to be confused with The Fugitive,Copy !req
84. the classic television seriesCopy !req
85. which can be seen weekdays
right here on A&E.Copy !req
86. This is actually a strung together seriesCopy !req
87. of Japanese shows, which when put togetherCopy !req
88. in this way make for what I thinkCopy !req
89. is some of the best TV has to offer.Copy !req
90. - Thanks Jack, now we.Copy !req
91. - Then Joyce Carol Oates
will be out to readCopy !req
92. from her wondrous new work of fiction.Copy !req
93. Her first novel in well over a month.Copy !req
94. Then, Peter, Paul and Mary will be outCopy !req
95. to give us a wondrous renditionCopy !req
96. from one of their songs off theirCopy !req
97. scintillating new album.Copy !req
98. Then Hume Cronyn and Jessica TandyCopy !req
99. will be out to tell us
some poignant storiesCopy !req
100. of the joys and sorrows of beingCopy !req
101. really, really, horribly old.Copy !req
102. And then Topel will be out.Copy !req
103. - Oh we got movies sir.Copy !req
104. Who's Jack Perkins?Copy !req
105. - Okay, that's good you guys,Copy !req
106. - Hey, it's The Name of the Rose.Copy !req
107. - No, it's the smiling
face gone horribly awry!Copy !req
108. - Oh, oh.Copy !req
109. - Sandy Frank presents
her own personal hell!Copy !req
110. - Indeed!Copy !req
111. - Who is that guy?Copy !req
112. - Coy honnus can't see!Copy !req
113. Conn, oh, nevermind.Copy !req
114. - Aw man cool this is just likeCopy !req
115. episode 38 of Star Trek, the first seasonCopy !req
116. but it doesn't have the same kind of.Copy !req
117. - No no, it's like the star raiderCopy !req
118. that the Daleks had in the
fifth generation of the DoctorCopy !req
119. in the Doctor Who when they
had the three doctors togetherCopy !req
120. and they had the one that looked like Mo.Copy !req
121. - No it's
definitely like a Klingon.Copy !req
122. - Okay.Copy !req
123. - No.Copy !req
124. - Staring David Jensen of MarsCopy !req
125. searching for the one-armed alien.Copy !req
126. - The traffic on the
outbound orbital planetCopy !req
127. is heavy a little on grange two folksCopy !req
128. you might try taking an
alternate grange this morning.Copy !req
129. - Hey, quit passin' on the right.Copy !req
130. That's not fair.Copy !req
131. - Hmm, neat.Copy !req
132. - Tateyama and shove it!Copy !req
133. - Heyyyyy.Copy !req
134. - Cool so.Copy !req
135. - Don't do that!Copy !req
136. - Originally produced for the stageCopy !req
137. by the Royal Shakespeare Company.Copy !req
138. - Watch out for that.Copy !req
139. - Treee!Copy !req
140. - Oh, just park it anywhere boys.Copy !req
141. Oh just, ow.Copy !req
142. - Here come the raiders.Copy !req
143. Run for your lives.Copy !req
144. - Oh no, raid!Copy !req
145. - Oh this is super coolCopy !req
146. like that first episode
of Battle Star GalacticaCopy !req
147. when they have to leave the planetCopy !req
148. and Jane Seymour got stabbed in the back.Copy !req
149. - It's like Invasion EarthCopy !req
150. and they'll be like zola babiesCopy !req
151. when the fast space
ships come in and they.Copy !req
152. - Nuh-uh.Copy !req
153. - Madame Butterfly?Copy !req
154. - Attack!Copy !req
155. - Uh, we've started already sir.Copy !req
156. - Banana Peel!Copy !req
157. - Come on to the shelters.Copy !req
158. Run, run!Copy !req
159. - Oop, I'll catch up.Copy !req
160. - Destroy the Earth and its inhabitants.Copy !req
161. - It's heck raiser!Copy !req
162. - Hey it's the
Rolling Stones hotel room.Copy !req
163. - I think it kind
of looks like Morton ThighCopy !req
164. in the early days.Copy !req
165. - Why do they need so many writers?Copy !req
166. - Oh they need
one guy for the verbs,Copy !req
167. one guy for the nouns, one
guy for the adjectives,Copy !req
168. you know, adverbs and guns.Copy !req
169. Woah!Copy !req
170. Ooh!Copy !req
171. It looks like the
Florida/Tokyo stock exchangeCopy !req
172. on Black Monday doesn't it?Copy !req
173. - Ah, they've broken
into Carol Channing's house.Copy !req
174. - Jin kata!Copy !req
175. - In color.Copy !req
176. Wiggly poo, do the wiggly poo!Copy !req
177. - Aah, I've been
killed by an action figure!Copy !req
178. - Run, more credits, run!Copy !req
179. - Hey, no cuttin' in line!Copy !req
180. - Jin kata, jin kata.Copy !req
181. - You're not half bad.Copy !req
182. - You're alright Ken.Copy !req
183. Honestly, I've never
seen anyone so strong.Copy !req
184. - Certainly not a red head.Copy !req
185. - I'm twice as strong back homeCopy !req
186. on Valnastar.Copy !req
187. - Say, if you don't shower.Copy !req
188. - Did you hear that Ken?Copy !req
189. I'll check it out.Copy !req
190. - How humiliating, Earth taken overCopy !req
191. by Judy Garland impersonators.Copy !req
192. - Ooh spring
break pool jumping dude.Copy !req
193. Kick man you're not gonna make it cool.Copy !req
194. - Bless you.Copy !req
195. Heal or not.Copy !req
196. - Intriguing mix of
genocide and modern dance.Copy !req
197. - Hey you're startingCopy !req
198. to sound like Jack Perkins, Joel.Copy !req
199. - Heyyyyy.Copy !req
200. - Ken, there's one.Copy !req
201. - When Josie and
the Pussycats go bad.Copy !req
202. - Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!Copy !req
203. You're dead!Copy !req
204. - Not yet.Copy !req
205. - Bang, bang, bangCopy !req
206. - Well you have split ends.Copy !req
207. - Ken, little boys with guns
grow up to be big enemies.Copy !req
208. Better kill him while he's still young.Copy !req
209. - Hey do you want to play?Copy !req
210. - Ken!Copy !req
211. - Hey is everybody named Ken?Copy !req
212. - Where are you Ken?
- What gives?Copy !req
213. - Planet of the Kens or what?
- Ken!Copy !req
214. - Planet where Kens are.Copy !req
215. - Oh what a perfect
apocalyptic jump suitCopy !req
216. she's wearing.Copy !req
217. - Darling where are you?Copy !req
218. Ken!Copy !req
219. - Hmm?Copy !req
220. - Wait a minute.Copy !req
221. Pink hearts, blue moons,
green Japanese boys.Copy !req
222. - What is this Don
Kirshner's rock concertCopy !req
223. all of a sudden?Copy !req
224. - Ken!Copy !req
225. - Mama!Copy !req
226. Mama!Copy !req
227. - Don't kill my son,
please don't hurt him.Copy !req
228. - These Obsession ads are weird.Copy !req
229. - Between Ken
and Ken lies Obsession.Copy !req
230. - Shoot Ken.Copy !req
231. Kill them both.Copy !req
232. - Which Ken?Copy !req
233. - The closer Ken
gets, the better Ken looks.Copy !req
234. - Ken, what are you waiting for?Copy !req
235. - Uh-oh, buck fever.Copy !req
236. - Yep.Copy !req
237. - Only Ken's Ken
dresser knows for sure.Copy !req
238. - Ken two help Ken one.Copy !req
239. - Mama.Copy !req
240. - Wow they have
such a glow about them.Copy !req
241. - Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
242. - His Mama is a saint.Copy !req
243. - If I have one life to liveCopy !req
244. let me live it as a Ken.Copy !req
245. - Don't shoot!Copy !req
246. - Don't shoot!Copy !req
247. - Don't shoot!Copy !req
248. - Spazz!Copy !req
249. - Traitor!Copy !req
250. - I don't kill women and children.Copy !req
251. - Then stand
back and let me do it.Copy !req
252. I said move!Copy !req
253. - You're a disgrace to all Kens.Copy !req
254. - Was that you?Copy !req
255. - Ken, Ken, why?Copy !req
256. - I love you Ken.Copy !req
257. - You betrayed us, traitor.Copy !req
258. - Ah, the name's Ken, call me Ken.Copy !req
259. - You won't
get away with it Ken.Copy !req
260. - Run Ken run, Ken kill Ken.Copy !req
261. - Get him, he
killed one of his own men.Copy !req
262. - I didn't mean to, it was an accident.Copy !req
263. - Ken 33 go left.Copy !req
264. Ken 16 and 18 flank him.Copy !req
265. Ken seven go around the back.Copy !req
266. Ken four, I mean, ten four?Copy !req
267. Ha ha, I got confused.Copy !req
268. - There he goes!Copy !req
269. There!Copy !req
270. He's a traitor, don't let him get away!Copy !req
271. - Just like that episodeCopy !req
272. where it was like Nazi world on Star Trek.Copy !req
273. - No no no, it was like Doctor WhoCopy !req
274. when Tom Baker was the Doctor.Copy !req
275. He was the fifth DoctorCopy !req
276. and he was trying to save
Neela from the Clite Masters.Copy !req
277. - No cause I saw it at a math tournament.Copy !req
278. - No, no cause I saw
it in the Who Festival.Copy !req
279. They had 12 hours.Copy !req
280. - He hurt his little pants.Copy !req
281. - After him, he's been hit.Copy !req
282. - In the pants.Copy !req
283. - Little pants.Copy !req
284. - You have betrayed us.Copy !req
285. You will never set eyes
on Valnastar again.Copy !req
286. - Oh, I flipped and
I didn't even have to.Copy !req
287. I just love to do it, just for fun.Copy !req
288. - What?Copy !req
289. - Hmm?Copy !req
290. - It smells like my wig in here.Copy !req
291. - I'll get home somehow.Copy !req
292. - Do you want to go faster?Copy !req
293. - You will not reach home.Copy !req
294. All traitors die.Copy !req
295. - Don't smoke.Copy !req
296. You gotta get that steering column fixed.Copy !req
297. - I'll get there if it's
the last thing I do.Copy !req
298. - Probably will be.Copy !req
299. - The rangers.Copy !req
300. - Ay Boo-boo it's the Rangers.Copy !req
301. - So they think they can
blow me out of the sky.Copy !req
302. - Yep.Copy !req
303. - This lever is stuck.Copy !req
304. - So is the lever.Copy !req
305. Lever broke.Copy !req
306. - I can't get it under control.Copy !req
307. - I'm a crappy special effect.Copy !req
308. - Oh no.Copy !req
309. - Oh yes.Copy !req
310. - Oh yes.Copy !req
311. - I don't want to die in
the middle of nowhere.Copy !req
312. - I want to die
in the thong sectionCopy !req
313. of Victoria Secret.Copy !req
314. - Good call.Copy !req
315. Pull up, pull up.Copy !req
316. Oh boy.Copy !req
317. He's in more trouble than
Hudson Hawk at the box office.Copy !req
318. - That's an alien sound.Copy !req
319. - Say.Copy !req
320. - An enemy signal.Copy !req
321. - Or a garbage truck backin' up.Copy !req
322. - They think they can kill me so easily.Copy !req
323. Well they're in for a little surprise.Copy !req
324. I'm a ranger too.Copy !req
325. I'm a Star Wolf.Copy !req
326. - Of course you are Ken.Copy !req
327. Just keep saying that to yourself.Copy !req
328. - Monks in space.Copy !req
329. - My only chance, I'm
going to have to bail out.Copy !req
330. - Wait a minute, is that Ken?Copy !req
331. - It's not Ken, it's Ken.Copy !req
332. - Oh you mean Ken?Copy !req
333. - You're confusing him with Ken.Copy !req
334. - Oh I was thinkin' a Ken.Copy !req
335. - No, Ken.Copy !req
336. - Ken, I thought
it was Ken all along.Copy !req
337. - Now let's see, triple A road map,Copy !req
338. flashlight, Mars bar, I'm set.Copy !req
339. - You know some
people will do anythingCopy !req
340. to get to mass on holy Thursday,Copy !req
341. I gotta tell ya.Copy !req
342. - Hey, he shouldn't
have had those baked beans.Copy !req
343. - Woo!Copy !req
344. - It's too easy.Copy !req
345. - Was that him or the?Copy !req
346. - I told you to
watch the speed bumps.Copy !req
347. - What do you suppose that was?Copy !req
348. - It sounded like Ken.Copy !req
349. - Ken.Copy !req
350. - What's happening here?Copy !req
351. - Easy Tammy.Copy !req
352. - Uh-huh, that was no meteorite.Copy !req
353. - That was my wife.Copy !req
354. - Turn on the radiation deflector.Copy !req
355. - That trick never works.Copy !req
356. - Operating sir.Copy !req
357. - That explosion sent out
powerful magnetic fields,Copy !req
358. - And so do I.Copy !req
359. - It can destroy the spacecraft
if we're not careful.Copy !req
360. So stay on the alert.Copy !req
361. - Yes sir!Copy !req
362. - Bless all the Kens everywhere.Copy !req
363. - This is a sneeze
magnified 100 times.Copy !req
364. - Do you smell aliens?Copy !req
365. - Looks like we're out of danger now.Copy !req
366. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
367. - Captain, what's that out there?Copy !req
368. - It's a Xenith Chromacolor
and it can be all yoursCopy !req
369. if you pick what's behind door number one.Copy !req
370. - A man floating through space.Copy !req
371. - You're right.Copy !req
372. - It's a man with little pants.Copy !req
373. - It's Frank Poole.Copy !req
374. - He must have bailed out of
that ship before it exploded.Copy !req
375. Looks like he's still breathing.Copy !req
376. - Good eye.Copy !req
377. - Rocky?Copy !req
378. - Yes, sir?Copy !req
379. - We're going to rescue 'im.Copy !req
380. - I don't think that's a very good idea.Copy !req
381. Why don't we just leave well enough alone?Copy !req
382. - Don't say that.Copy !req
383. - He's isn't even wearing a space suit.Copy !req
384. No way he could've survived out there.Copy !req
385. - He could've!Copy !req
386. Dan, what is our mission
if not to save lives?Copy !req
387. - Ya know she's right.Copy !req
388. Okay, let's go for it Rocky.Copy !req
389. - Yes, sir.
- Again?Copy !req
390. - Take your foot off the clutch.Copy !req
391. - That's not the wolf attacker.Copy !req
392. Who could it be?Copy !req
393. - Oh I remember this.Copy !req
394. This is just like in
Marooned when David JanssenCopy !req
395. goes to save Gene Hackman
and James FrancisusCopy !req
396. in the derelict spaceship
before the Soviet uh.Copy !req
397. - Yeah that's pretty cool.Copy !req
398. - Yeah and the Soviet
satellite comes up and.Copy !req
399. - Space Mimes, in color.Copy !req
400. - Duh duh duh duh.Copy !req
401. - He's got the monkey bars.Copy !req
402. - Um, Doctor Levinson I presume?Copy !req
403. - Give me a hug you big galoot.Copy !req
404. - He's alive alright.Copy !req
405. - I got dibs.Copy !req
406. - I don't get it,
nobody could have survivedCopy !req
407. that explosion.Copy !req
408. - You're right.Copy !req
409. Any normal human being would
have been blown to bits.Copy !req
410. - Ooh!Copy !req
411. - He's coming to.Copy !req
412. - Terms with himself.Copy !req
413. - Ohhhh.Copy !req
414. My God I've been captured by Wayne Newton.Copy !req
415. - Danke Schoen!Copy !req
416. - Hello friend.Copy !req
417. - Ow!Copy !req
418. - Welcome to the Earth's
oldest space ship Bacchus 3.Copy !req
419. - Model A.Copy !req
420. - My name is Joe.Copy !req
421. - Hello Joe, what do you know?Copy !req
422. - Just got back from Kokomo.Copy !req
423. - How did you ever survive that crash?Copy !req
424. - Watch it Ken this might be a trap.Copy !req
425. - You sure took your chances out thereCopy !req
426. without a spacesuit.Copy !req
427. - Or did your
spacesuit explode as well?Copy !req
428. - Haha, good one sir.Copy !req
429. - I just don't get it.Copy !req
430. - Can't a guy get a
cup of coffee around here?Copy !req
431. - Listen.Copy !req
432. - I'll answer that sir.Copy !req
433. - This is Bacchus 3 over.Copy !req
434. - This is Space Control.Copy !req
435. The Wolf Raiders from ValnastarCopy !req
436. have been attacking the earth.Copy !req
437. - Huh, huh, huh, huh?Copy !req
438. Awwwww.Copy !req
439. - Whoa, that's a strong reaction.Copy !req
440. Seems a little defensive
to me, doesn't he?Copy !req
441. - Cut it out you guys.Copy !req
442. Cut it out.Copy !req
443. - Monkey shine.Copy !req
444. - Can't afford to lose control.Copy !req
445. - Yeah well
whatta ya call that then?Copy !req
446. - Aww, you could see the zipper.Copy !req
447. - I thought so, my best flat wear.Copy !req
448. - I've got a couple of questions.Copy !req
449. - Do you like Peter Allen?Copy !req
450. - Who are you?Copy !req
451. - And what's the
capital of South Dakota?Copy !req
452. - And why did you react that wayCopy !req
453. when you heard the word wolf, huh?Copy !req
454. And where did you get all your strength?Copy !req
455. - You'd better tell us the truth, fella.Copy !req
456. - Come on.Copy !req
457. Come on!Copy !req
458. - I'm an astronomer.Copy !req
459. I was doing scientific work.Copy !req
460. - Huh?Copy !req
461. - You're hurting me, let go.Copy !req
462. I heard about the Wolf
Raiders on my radio.Copy !req
463. That's why I reacted.Copy !req
464. - I think he's telling us the truth sir.Copy !req
465. - I also believe in fairies.Copy !req
466. - I don't wanna get killed.Copy !req
467. - Captain, UFOs on our radar screen.Copy !req
468. - I'm busy can't ya see?Copy !req
469. Check it.Copy !req
470. - Yes sir.Copy !req
471. Let's go.Copy !req
472. - Right.Copy !req
473. - Right!Copy !req
474. - Nice cuff links.Copy !req
475. - Pierre Cardin.Copy !req
476. Now we're gonna spank you big time.Copy !req
477. - I don't want you to move from this spot.Copy !req
478. Unless of course you feel
like leaving this shipCopy !req
479. and floating in space.Copy !req
480. - You can get up now.Copy !req
481. - My sleeve's
comfortable but jeepers.Copy !req
482. Huh?Copy !req
483. - Hey, look that
truck's headed to Utah.Copy !req
484. - You keep your eyes on the screen.Copy !req
485. - Yes sir.Copy !req
486. - All instruments operational?Copy !req
487. - Yes sir.Copy !req
488. - And how.Copy !req
489. - We're approaching route MMS 600, sir.Copy !req
490. - And my heart is racing.Copy !req
491. - Look how fast they're going.Copy !req
492. Who can generate that kind of velocity?Copy !req
493. - Wolf Raiders
- I can.Copy !req
494. For sure.Copy !req
495. - You smell good.Copy !req
496. - Sir I don't think
we're any match for them.Copy !req
497. - Got my nose.Copy !req
498. - Look at that!Copy !req
499. - You can't take them on
in this beat up old crate.Copy !req
500. Change course.Copy !req
501. - Someone put a gag in his mouth.Copy !req
502. - I'll do it, I'll do it.Copy !req
503. - He's talking sense for once.Copy !req
504. They have greater firing power.Copy !req
505. This ship is much too old
to take on superior forcesCopy !req
506. like Wolf Raiders.Copy !req
507. - It's too late to turn around now.Copy !req
508. I think they've spotted our position.Copy !req
509. - They're Batman.Copy !req
510. - Are they listening to ELO?Copy !req
511. - Here they come.Copy !req
512. - You can see the drapery hooks.Copy !req
513. - Are you a good
witch or a bad witch?Copy !req
514. - This is it.Copy !req
515. - Let's go.Copy !req
516. Hey a got an idea.Copy !req
517. Let's get that box of
hats out of the back.Copy !req
518. - Oh I know where
that is, I'll get it.Copy !req
519. - What are you two yard monkeys doin' now?Copy !req
520. - Well seein' the stupid
Wolf Raider hair helmetsCopy !req
521. in the experiment reminded meCopy !req
522. of all this stuff from
the last hat party we had.Copy !req
523. Hey, put that one on.Copy !req
524. - Yeah.Copy !req
525. - Oh no I don't wanna.Copy !req
526. I'd feel silly.Copy !req
527. - I remember that one.Copy !req
528. That one was the grandest of all.Copy !req
529. - Yeah, yeah, I thought we could take someCopy !req
530. of these and have fun with themCopy !req
531. and maybe make up even more stupider hats.Copy !req
532. Ya know, for the next party.Copy !req
533. - Oh say, put that one on me.Copy !req
534. I got an idea here.Copy !req
535. - Okay.Copy !req
536. - Now ya see this is a helmetCopy !req
537. for astronauts who are losing their hair.Copy !req
538. When you see Mr. Balding call him over.Copy !req
539. - That's a good idea.Copy !req
540. - Okay, all right, I'm into it now.Copy !req
541. Look at this one.Copy !req
542. This goes back to 1981.Copy !req
543. I'm a punk from space, get it?Copy !req
544. - Ooh.Copy !req
545. - Get it?Copy !req
546. - This big one over here.Copy !req
547. Put this one one me, Joel.Copy !req
548. - Okay.Copy !req
549. - Now I got, I got it.Copy !req
550. This is what Patti Labelle would look likeCopy !req
551. on the space shuttle.Copy !req
552. Wahhhhhhh!Copy !req
553. - Wow that's cool.Copy !req
554. - Go ahead, try that other one there.Copy !req
555. Okay.Copy !req
556. - Yeah, where is it?Copy !req
557. Oh way down there.Copy !req
558. - Oh, oh, watch the hand.Copy !req
559. - Sorry yeah.Copy !req
560. - Oh wow look it.Copy !req
561. It's the Ted Koppel satellite of hair.Copy !req
562. - Or you can pull down the curl in frontCopy !req
563. and it would look just
like Frank's hair helmet.Copy !req
564. - Oh I think those things are wonderful.Copy !req
565. - Push the button, Frank.Copy !req
566. - Doctor F you better
come have a look at this.Copy !req
567. Joel and the bots are
making fun of my hair.Copy !req
568. My hair!Copy !req
569. - Now Frank, let them
have their little fun.Copy !req
570. The experiment's not quite overCopy !req
571. and they'll soon live to regret it.Copy !req
572. - Wait hey guys, look at this one, hey.Copy !req
573. This one looks like Doctor ForresterCopy !req
574. if his head got sucked
into the vacuum of spaceCopy !req
575. through a keyhole.Copy !req
576. - Now you cut that out.Copy !req
577. Remember what I said about hat parties.Copy !req
578. You get your little hinders backCopy !req
579. into that theater and you watch the film.Copy !req
580. And I'm not amused by
your antics in the least.Copy !req
581. - I thought it was a sheer delight.Copy !req
582. I think that's about as
grand as a hat party can get.Copy !req
583. That was about as painful as a cattle prodCopy !req
584. to the shoulder could get.Copy !req
585. - Send him commercial, Frank.Copy !req
586. - I'll send him commercial sign.Copy !req
587. - But later on in the program,Copy !req
588. Linda Ellerbee will be out.Copy !req
589. - I hate to say it but Jack PerkinsCopy !req
590. had that comin'.Copy !req
591. - Yep.
- Oh yeah.Copy !req
592. Poor guy.Copy !req
593. - That party never ended like that before.Copy !req
594. - Ooooh.Copy !req
595. - I'm exhausted.Copy !req
596. - I wish someone would turn offCopy !req
597. the courageous cat music.Copy !req
598. - Chili peppers burn my gut.Copy !req
599. Doom, doom, doom, doom.Copy !req
600. - Oop, chin rascal.Copy !req
601. - More like face rascal.Copy !req
602. - Space speed.Copy !req
603. - Edward Munch I presume?Copy !req
604. - Ho ho, look at that.Copy !req
605. - Giving him a face massage.Copy !req
606. - Well we can't
fight 'em but we can confuseCopy !req
607. the heck out of 'em.Copy !req
608. Fries are up.Copy !req
609. - Yep.Copy !req
610. - Whoa that was us.Copy !req
611. Jeepers.Copy !req
612. - Somebody hang up the phone.Copy !req
613. Now watch out for that, ugh!Copy !req
614. Well, never mind.Copy !req
615. - Oops.Copy !req
616. - Cease fire.Copy !req
617. Bacchus 3, you haven't
seen the last of me.Copy !req
618. - Jim Backus?Copy !req
619. - Uh, cookies are done sir.Copy !req
620. - Cooh huh?Copy !req
621. - Yeah.Copy !req
622. - Looks like we made it.Copy !req
623. - Left each other
all the way into a knuckle.Copy !req
624. - That's for knockin' out my officer.Copy !req
625. Look alive, you guys.Copy !req
626. There's work to do.Copy !req
627. - I'm alive, sir.Copy !req
628. - I'm sorry honey.Copy !req
629. Are you okay?Copy !req
630. - Rocky, are you okay?Copy !req
631. - Say something.Copy !req
632. - Yo Adrian, uh, cut me, cut me.Copy !req
633. - We did it, we got away from them.Copy !req
634. - I did?Copy !req
635. Yeah I did, huh huh.Copy !req
636. - Who is this guy?Copy !req
637. - All I know is he's ten
times as strong as we are.Copy !req
638. - And I love him.Copy !req
639. - And he got us
through the Wolf Raiders.Copy !req
640. - A snappy dresser
and a good friend.Copy !req
641. Hey bookmobile, summer reading program.Copy !req
642. - Third planet from the
sun will be known as Earth.Copy !req
643. Pretty much.Copy !req
644. - Oh no, we'll
have to circle LaGuardiaCopy !req
645. for an hour I'm bettin'.Copy !req
646. - Hey I can see the Great Wall.Copy !req
647. - It's okay.Copy !req
648. - Do do do, do do do.Copy !req
649. - They're goin' to the Dells.Copy !req
650. - Uh, Jimmy left his LegosCopy !req
651. in the driveway again.Copy !req
652. - That kid.Copy !req
653. Ya know, I tell ya, that
ship is burping out a lotCopy !req
654. of chlorofluorocarbons there.Copy !req
655. Punchin' a hole in the ozone.Copy !req
656. - The bank will be
closing in five minutes.Copy !req
657. - Here is the
latest report on the attackCopy !req
658. on the Valna Raiders.Copy !req
659. Due to heavy damage,
aerospace port number sixCopy !req
660. has been closed to all
traffic until further notice.Copy !req
661. - That's our port.Copy !req
662. - What'll we do?Copy !req
663. - I just talked to headquarters.Copy !req
664. They said all streets leaving the baseCopy !req
665. have been destroyed.Copy !req
666. - Check that out.Copy !req
667. - Check her out.Copy !req
668. - Heyyyy.Copy !req
669. - Attention please.Copy !req
670. - Take charge of the prisoner.Copy !req
671. - Yes, sir.Copy !req
672. - Flights are kindly requestedCopy !req
673. to proceed immediately to
Space Command headquartersCopy !req
674. for debriefing.Copy !req
675. We repeat, senior officers
of all incoming flightsCopy !req
676. proceed at once to Space
Command headquarters.Copy !req
677. - Watch the steno
pool go wild for his vinyl.Copy !req
678. - 'Scuse me, how can I
contact space port six?Copy !req
679. - Right up there, sir.Copy !req
680. - Thank you.Copy !req
681. - I just wanna check
out my car loan here.Copy !req
682. Get out of my way.Copy !req
683. - Alt function.Copy !req
684. - Huh?Copy !req
685. - Noah's Ark?Copy !req
686. - Hey and there's Moses' Jeep.Copy !req
687. - Ewwww.Copy !req
688. - Did he tell you how he got that wound?Copy !req
689. - I gave it to him.Copy !req
690. - He refused to answer
any of our questions.Copy !req
691. He started shouting and acting crazy.Copy !req
692. So I gave him a tranquilizer to quiet him.Copy !req
693. - Is he likely to get violent?Copy !req
694. - He's highly unpredictable.Copy !req
695. Please maintain him
here under heavy guard.Copy !req
696. - Thanks for the warning.Copy !req
697. - Good-bye.Copy !req
698. Come on.Copy !req
699. - Everybody's doing
their banking in this movie.Copy !req
700. - Looks like Ken's drivingCopy !req
701. the Malibu Barbie beach jeep.Copy !req
702. - I just have to get out
some money for the weekend.Copy !req
703. Aww dang, they're closed.Copy !req
704. Boy I would love to be a banker.Copy !req
705. - So uh, dinner Thursday?Copy !req
706. Great.Copy !req
707. - Get out of my way.Copy !req
708. Hi say, dinner Friday?Copy !req
709. Great, okay.Copy !req
710. - Oh hi, dinner Sunday?Copy !req
711. Can we do it?Copy !req
712. Oh you're free.Copy !req
713. - Ladies and
gentlemen, this is Elvis.Copy !req
714. - Thank you, thank you very much.Copy !req
715. - The audience has left the arena.Copy !req
716. - What the?Copy !req
717. Oh huh?Copy !req
718. - Baby doll, ballet slippers.Copy !req
719. Huh?Copy !req
720. A geometric nucleus?Copy !req
721. And a chew toy.Copy !req
722. - Well I'll just
rifle the dead's stuff here.Copy !req
723. - So dinner Sunday?Copy !req
724. - D'oh!Copy !req
725. - What a gaff.Copy !req
726. - Maryanne?Copy !req
727. - Ginger, Skipper, Lovey, Professor.Copy !req
728. - Thank you, thank you very much.Copy !req
729. - Barbara?Copy !req
730. - Did he say Whopper?Copy !req
731. - Sounded like Whopper.Copy !req
732. - Oh darling!Copy !req
733. Where's Maryanne?Copy !req
734. - Uh dead, uh dusting downstairs.Copy !req
735. - Where is she?Copy !req
736. - Maryanne's resting.Copy !req
737. - In peace.Copy !req
738. - Pieces.Copy !req
739. - Oh my goodness, I was
so worried somethingCopy !req
740. had happened to her in
that terrible attack.Copy !req
741. - Yeah whatever.Copy !req
742. - I couldn't find her anywhere.Copy !req
743. Then I passed out.Copy !req
744. And woke up here.Copy !req
745. - What'd ya say?Copy !req
746. What a view.Copy !req
747. You got a great room here.Copy !req
748. - Now we're all together again.Copy !req
749. - Well, that does
take the pressure off.Copy !req
750. - Yeah.Copy !req
751. - Hey, Ken's got a problem.Copy !req
752. Ken wasn't careful.Copy !req
753. Ken's going to get candy.Copy !req
754. - Oh no you don't.Copy !req
755. - Please sir, you mustn't.Copy !req
756. - Oh yes I do.Copy !req
757. Physician heal thyself.Copy !req
758. - I know just what to do.Copy !req
759. I'll sneak out of here
disguised as Chad Everett.Copy !req
760. - That always works.Copy !req
761. - Hey, McGarret's up here.Copy !req
762. - Ooh, Tuckskins in
husky, slim and regular.Copy !req
763. - Ken's out cross-training.Copy !req
764. Just do it.Copy !req
765. - Ken was safe for the momentCopy !req
766. but where could he go?Copy !req
767. What could he do?Copy !req
768. Outcast on his own planet.Copy !req
769. A fugitive alien on earth.Copy !req
770. He'd have to make a fresh start somewhere.Copy !req
771. - In the robot holocaust.Copy !req
772. - Where?Copy !req
773. And how could he get there?Copy !req
774. - And what of Bob's love for Chad?Copy !req
775. - Uh sorry, that was me.Copy !req
776. Excuse me.Copy !req
777. - A spacecraft.Copy !req
778. - Duh.Copy !req
779. - I'll have to hijack one.Copy !req
780. - Ho ho, better.Copy !req
781. - Not in those slacks.Copy !req
782. - Now, now, I cue myself, jump backCopy !req
783. and ha, jumping, running and spinning.Copy !req
784. - Follow me.Copy !req
785. Oh, I'm over here.Copy !req
786. Careful.Copy !req
787. One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight,Copy !req
788. nine, ten, eleven, twelve,
thirteen, fourteen,Copy !req
789. fifteen, sixteen, seventeen.Copy !req
790. - This is good for the glutes.Copy !req
791. Push, push guys.Copy !req
792. - The burn, the burn.Copy !req
793. - He's at a ski
lodge now, what gives?Copy !req
794. - Excuse me, can you tell me whereCopy !req
795. I could hijack a spaceship anybody?Copy !req
796. Okay never mind.Copy !req
797. Anybody, uh spaceship?Copy !req
798. I need to hijack a spaceship.Copy !req
799. Say!Copy !req
800. - Nobody around.Copy !req
801. But how do I get aboard?Copy !req
802. - Go through the lumber yard.Copy !req
803. That's how you get a board.Copy !req
804. Get it, I said lumber.Copy !req
805. - Hello, stranger.Copy !req
806. - Hi, sailor.Copy !req
807. - Did you just drop by for coffeeCopy !req
808. or are were you planning to stay onCopy !req
809. for the cocktail hour?Copy !req
810. - I'll have that cocktail now.Copy !req
811. - Well friend, not a very gracious guest.Copy !req
812. - I've brought crackers.Copy !req
813. - It isn't very courteous to point a gun.Copy !req
814. - It's not courteous
to point your finger, Gold.Copy !req
815. - You shouldn't have run awayCopy !req
816. from that nice clean infirmary.Copy !req
817. Now how about.
- St. James infirmary.Copy !req
818. Giving me the gun?Copy !req
819. - That's enough.Copy !req
820. Turn around and face the wall.Copy !req
821. - The wall?Copy !req
822. - Go on.Copy !req
823. Don't you think it'd be a good ideaCopy !req
824. to check if it's loaded?Copy !req
825. - What?Copy !req
826. - Huh?Copy !req
827. - Room 235.Copy !req
828. - Works every time.Copy !req
829. - Stupidest thing I ever
did was to save the lifeCopy !req
830. of a Valna Raider.Copy !req
831. You people have no respect for life.Copy !req
832. You'd even kill your own familiesCopy !req
833. if it brought you some advantage.Copy !req
834. The world will never be safe with peopleCopy !req
835. like you around.Copy !req
836. - Let's kiss.Copy !req
837. - Look, you'd even destroy the universe.Copy !req
838. The minute I saw you I knew you were oneCopy !req
839. of those savage Valna Wolves.Copy !req
840. - But I love you.Copy !req
841. - You know something?Copy !req
842. That was my last flight.Copy !req
843. I wanted to devote the rest of my lifeCopy !req
844. to my wife and kid.Copy !req
845. My wife just died in my arms.Copy !req
846. - Hey you were
way over by the window.Copy !req
847. - Yeah.Copy !req
848. - Honestly, where's the pride in killingCopy !req
849. defenseless women and children?Copy !req
850. You call that heroism?Copy !req
851. - I call it fun.Copy !req
852. Don't you have any hobbies?Copy !req
853. - When we saved you, a
little swatch of clothCopy !req
854. got torn off your uniform.Copy !req
855. - Ooh.Copy !req
856. - I found one exactly like it.Copy !req
857. Next to the body of my little daughter.Copy !req
858. - Uh-oh.Copy !req
859. - What have you got to say?Copy !req
860. - Um oops, uh sorry?Copy !req
861. - I'm listening.Copy !req
862. - No one can beat me at snap zooms.Copy !req
863. I was in Time of the Apes.Copy !req
864. - There's no point trying to hide it.Copy !req
865. I was on a mission.Copy !req
866. But I killed one of my
comrades in an accident.Copy !req
867. I ran away.Copy !req
868. - Nice lips.Copy !req
869. - Now the other wolves
are hunting the traitor.Copy !req
870. - You're lying through your teeth.Copy !req
871. You expect me to buy that?Copy !req
872. - It's the truth, I swear it.Copy !req
873. Now listen to the rest of the story.Copy !req
874. - Page two.Copy !req
875. - We attacked earth.Copy !req
876. My buddy ordered me to kill a child.Copy !req
877. - They never
explain the blonde wigs.Copy !req
878. I don't get that.Copy !req
879. - I couldn't and it was then
that he turned his rifleCopy !req
880. on the child.Copy !req
881. Then I saw him raise his gun to fire.Copy !req
882. I just wanted to get him
to put the rifle down.Copy !req
883. Suddenly, I looked downCopy !req
884. and saw that glassy look in his eyes.Copy !req
885. - That sly, come-hither stare.Copy !req
886. - I'd forgotten how strong I was.Copy !req
887. - Ken, you did the right thing.Copy !req
888. - Now turn off the chants.Copy !req
889. - The world is mad.Copy !req
890. You know I never keep
any bullets in my gun.Copy !req
891. - Like Barney Fife.Copy !req
892. - The thought of killing
anyone is too horrible.Copy !req
893. I didn't feel that way when I wasCopy !req
894. about your age.Copy !req
895. I was like you, wild and reckless.Copy !req
896. - That's me to a T.Copy !req
897. - Until today you killed for kicks.Copy !req
898. - Hey like the wild rebels.Copy !req
899. - You were just like I used to be.Copy !req
900. A thrill killer.Copy !req
901. - I wasn't!Copy !req
902. I was a soldier carrying out orders.Copy !req
903. There's no dishonor in that.Copy !req
904. - What is dishonor then?Copy !req
905. Killing for a corrupt power?Copy !req
906. - Punky cheeks.Copy !req
907. - You betrayed us, you traitor.Copy !req
908. - See that's why
you're a scummy traitor.Copy !req
909. - Cigar.Copy !req
910. - Why yes it is.Copy !req
911. - I've been thinking things over.Copy !req
912. No point in retiring now.Copy !req
913. With no wife or family to go home to.Copy !req
914. - You'll do fine.Copy !req
915. - Ya know, I'm going to need
some new men in the crew.Copy !req
916. - Slim-hipped and willowy.Copy !req
917. - Big lips.Copy !req
918. - Young fella who's become a fugitive.Copy !req
919. Who's being hunted all over the universe.Copy !req
920. - Who could that be?Copy !req
921. - Could do a lot worse
than throwing in his lotCopy !req
922. with the crew of Bacchus 3.Copy !req
923. - Hmmm.Copy !req
924. - We might even get to be friends.Copy !req
925. - He asked me, he asked me!Copy !req
926. - I don't understand.Copy !req
927. What have a I done to deserve this?Copy !req
928. - We don't deserve half the things we get.Copy !req
929. You're stuck here.Copy !req
930. Listen.Copy !req
931. - Mood swings, boy.Copy !req
932. - Do exactly what I tell youCopy !req
933. and you have a good chance of turningCopy !req
934. into a man, not just a Wolf Raider.Copy !req
935. And don't you ever forget.Copy !req
936. - What?Copy !req
937. - I know exactly who you
are and where you came from.Copy !req
938. - Oh.Copy !req
939. - One false move and I'll set you adriftCopy !req
940. to fend for yourself.Copy !req
941. - With bread crumbs.Copy !req
942. - Now let's have some fun.Copy !req
943. - Now then, whether you like it or not.Copy !req
944. - She's yours.Copy !req
945. - It looks like you just signed on.Copy !req
946. - Welcome to Herbal Life.Copy !req
947. - Captain Joe.Copy !req
948. I kinda think I'll like it.Copy !req
949. - Yeah, whatever idiot.Copy !req
950. - Let's go skiing gang.Copy !req
951. - Everything's fine.Copy !req
952. - In the land of Dairy Queen,Copy !req
953. we treat you right.Copy !req
954. - While Ken was being welcomedCopy !req
955. aboard Bacchus 3 and starting his lifeCopy !req
956. as an earthling.Copy !req
957. Back on Valnastar, Ken's former home,Copy !req
958. the Wolf Raiders were returningCopy !req
959. from their unsuccessful mission.Copy !req
960. Their leader, the notorious Lord Halkun,Copy !req
961. who was determined to
punish Ken mercilesslyCopy !req
962. for his supposed betrayal.Copy !req
963. - Meanwhile, I went
to more voiceover auditions.Copy !req
964. - Say, speak of
punishing mercilessly, whoa.Copy !req
965. - I'm wearing a
bib 'cause I just ate.Copy !req
966. Tragedy tomorrow, kabuki tonight.Copy !req
967. - I take it you have already heardCopy !req
968. that your brother has lost his life.Copy !req
969. - Yes.Copy !req
970. - He was killed by Ken.Copy !req
971. - Ken did it?Copy !req
972. - Those bastards.Copy !req
973. - Why that can't be true.Copy !req
974. - I know it must seem impossible.Copy !req
975. You loved each other.Copy !req
976. And he was your brother's friend.Copy !req
977. I trusted him too.Copy !req
978. How sad it is to put
your trust in a traitor.Copy !req
979. And that's not the worst part.Copy !req
980. He killed your brother in an attemptCopy !req
981. to defend an earthling.Copy !req
982. - Oops.Copy !req
983. - Now we'll never
get my records back.Copy !req
984. - Then he escaped into the unknownCopy !req
985. in a stolen spaceship.Copy !req
986. - It'll happen.Copy !req
987. - He's a coward and a traitor.Copy !req
988. He has disgraced us all.Copy !req
989. - I forbid you to see him.Copy !req
990. - He has forfeited the right to live.Copy !req
991. - Must he die?Copy !req
992. - Yes and you
must be his executioner.Copy !req
993. It is an old Valna law that
murders must be avengedCopy !req
994. by the victim's next of kin.Copy !req
995. - Not that I don't
trust you, oh wise one,Copy !req
996. but can I see the book on that rule?Copy !req
997. Rat Patrol, in color.Copy !req
998. - It looks like
they were shooting thisCopy !req
999. out of the windshield of a
Vista Cruiser station wagon.Copy !req
1000. - Yeah, tinted lav.Copy !req
1001. - Ken must die by your hand.Copy !req
1002. You are not to return
here without his head.Copy !req
1003. Without his head.Copy !req
1004. - Oh I gotta lay off the 'shrooms.Copy !req
1005. - Ken.Copy !req
1006. - Did someone say Ken?Copy !req
1007. - Ken, you will pay
dearly for what you did.Copy !req
1008. - I know, mama.Copy !req
1009. - Huh?Copy !req
1010. - Well that was easy.Copy !req
1011. I can go home, oh damn,
I was supposed to bringCopy !req
1012. back his head.Copy !req
1013. - Ken!Copy !req
1014. - Where aren't you?Copy !req
1015. - Is she gonna need a
ride out there or somethin'?Copy !req
1016. - I don't know.Copy !req
1017. - You're supposed
to walk to the revenge.Copy !req
1018. - I know you've heard of the Star Kararu.Copy !req
1019. It's in the center of the
seventh constellation.Copy !req
1020. - Inhabited by a strong
and independent nation.Copy !req
1021. - The Cherokee nation.Copy !req
1022. - We have been aligned
with Kararu for centuries.Copy !req
1023. And now they are threatened.Copy !req
1024. Their mortal enemies have
developed a super weapon.Copy !req
1025. - Super weapon?Copy !req
1026. - Well a really good one anyway.Copy !req
1027. - I don't have all the detailsCopy !req
1028. but we have an intelligence report.Copy !req
1029. Apparently this weapon can
destroy a whole continent.Copy !req
1030. If we do nothing to prevent itCopy !req
1031. than I'm afraid Kararu
is doomed to extinction.Copy !req
1032. And that is the reason that
they got in touch with us.Copy !req
1033. - Now we're alone.Copy !req
1034. - After giving it careful consideration,Copy !req
1035. I've decided that you
are the only man capableCopy !req
1036. of doing the job.Copy !req
1037. - So we're going
to get you a new dickey.Copy !req
1038. - But they've always
handled their own defenses.Copy !req
1039. - This time they've got
more than one enemy.Copy !req
1040. - Pool table.Copy !req
1041. - It looks like the Valna
Raiders are going to attack.Copy !req
1042. In the battle of the stars
one of the strongest forcesCopy !req
1043. of evil in our universe.Copy !req
1044. - See, what'd I tell ya?Copy !req
1045. - What the?Copy !req
1046. - Flashback?Copy !req
1047. I don't know.Copy !req
1048. - It's cool anyway.Copy !req
1049. - Huh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1050. I was just playin' a
video game in my head.Copy !req
1051. - I understand.Copy !req
1052. There's no way that they
can handle this alone.Copy !req
1053. - Yes, the Kararuns
are a valiant peopleCopy !req
1054. but they are no match
for the Valna Raiders.Copy !req
1055. - Huh what, you were talkin' to me?Copy !req
1056. Oh I'm sorry, I was
thinking of the eighth holeCopy !req
1057. at Torrey Pines.Copy !req
1058. - Let's cut the crap, I love you.Copy !req
1059. - I accept the mission.Copy !req
1060. - Good, excellent, I knew
you wouldn't disappoint us.Copy !req
1061. - Yuck.Copy !req
1062. - I always look
forward to the crew check,Copy !req
1063. especially with such a fine crewCopy !req
1064. as the one on the Bacchus 3.Copy !req
1065. - I love it.Copy !req
1066. - That's Rocky.Copy !req
1067. - The flying squirrel.Copy !req
1068. - The best space
pilot in the business.Copy !req
1069. - And a good friend.Copy !req
1070. - You remember Dan, my navigator.Copy !req
1071. - Indeed I do.Copy !req
1072. - Ho, ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
1073. - Oh and this little darlingCopy !req
1074. is your moral officer no doubt.Copy !req
1075. - Doesn't sound half bad.Copy !req
1076. - Young Billy, he's going to makeCopy !req
1077. a fine officer some day.Copy !req
1078. It's a good crew, Joe.Copy !req
1079. - Not quite finished, sir.Copy !req
1080. - Now I've got some
shots of the picnic here.Copy !req
1081. - Who's the busboy?Copy !req
1082. - A new face.Copy !req
1083. He looks like he could
handle himself in a fight.Copy !req
1084. - Oh he's rough and ready all right.Copy !req
1085. But that's just what I
need on this mission.Copy !req
1086. - A real bruiser.Copy !req
1087. - Send him to my room.Copy !req
1088. - Listen Joe, we're asking you to set outCopy !req
1089. on a dangerous assignment.Copy !req
1090. We can't afford any unknown
quantities out there.Copy !req
1091. Do you know anything about
this man's background?Copy !req
1092. - I just wanna recruit this guy.Copy !req
1093. - In the worst way.Copy !req
1094. - I wasn't planning to adopt him.Copy !req
1095. - Joe, I like you.Copy !req
1096. - But you're weird.Copy !req
1097. - Okay, if you think he's all rightCopy !req
1098. than he's all yours.Copy !req
1099. - Whoa, I'm in China, I'm in China.Copy !req
1100. Oh no it's just the.Copy !req
1101. Red ball jets help ya
run faster, jump higher.Copy !req
1102. - Cool.Copy !req
1103. Oh, I thought I was in
a Nestea commercial.Copy !req
1104. - Oh I see a bunny
and a cloud and a blonde wigCopy !req
1105. and a satin tap pant.Copy !req
1106. - Matching camisole.Copy !req
1107. - If you do it right.Copy !req
1108. - Another royalty check
for Herb Alpert coming up.Copy !req
1109. - Some calf muscles there.Copy !req
1110. I want your wig now.Copy !req
1111. - It's been 26 miles.Copy !req
1112. It's only fun if I catch you.Copy !req
1113. Wait up.Copy !req
1114. - Come on, it's my
turn to wear the night gown.Copy !req
1115. - We gotta go folks.Copy !req
1116. - Let's run.Copy !req
1117. - Try to understand.Copy !req
1118. I did what I had to.Copy !req
1119. - Okay now Crow, I want you to be Ken.Copy !req
1120. And Tom I want you to be Ken.Copy !req
1121. - Joel, I feel ridiculous.Copy !req
1122. I'm dressed like Evil
Knievel only not so tasteful.Copy !req
1123. - Yeah Joel, I don't
wanna cast dispersionsCopy !req
1124. on your little play-acting idea.Copy !req
1125. I don't wanna be the dead squirrelCopy !req
1126. under the floorboards
of your huntin' shack.Copy !req
1127. But this is the stupidest thing
you've ever had us do yet.Copy !req
1128. - Come on.Copy !req
1129. - Yeah Joe, you been
nippin' at the tester's glueCopy !req
1130. or what here?Copy !req
1131. - Come on, I just thought it would be funCopy !req
1132. to play the handsome captain
of the spaceship, okay?Copy !req
1133. It's a lark, a spoon,
run with me on this one.Copy !req
1134. I promise I'll never make ya do it again.Copy !req
1135. - Yeah, right.Copy !req
1136. Give it a week I'll have a
six-foot foam scorpion stingerCopy !req
1137. hanging off my butt.Copy !req
1138. - Come on.Copy !req
1139. - Look, let's just get
this over with, okay?Copy !req
1140. - Just come on you guys, it'll be a gas.Copy !req
1141. Okay, Cambot help me out on this one.Copy !req
1142. Neutral drive off, engines to full.Copy !req
1143. - All right, Ken.Copy !req
1144. - Now, cigar Ken?Copy !req
1145. - Yuck.Copy !req
1146. - Ya know, no sense in
me returning back home.Copy !req
1147. What with my wife and child gone.Copy !req
1148. - Oh that's right they took
a laser bolt, didn't they?Copy !req
1149. Too bad.Copy !req
1150. - Ya know, cigar Ken?Copy !req
1151. Ya know, a young fellow?Copy !req
1152. I could use a few of 'em on my ship.Copy !req
1153. A young fella could do a lot worseCopy !req
1154. than throw in with the lot of Bacchus 3.Copy !req
1155. We might even become friends.Copy !req
1156. - I don't understand.Copy !req
1157. What did I do to deserve this?Copy !req
1158. - We don't deserve half the things we get.Copy !req
1159. You're stuck here.Copy !req
1160. - Gee, Joel, don't vapor lock on us.Copy !req
1161. It's just a little skit
for cryin' out loud.Copy !req
1162. - Well so I brought
the engines to neutral.Copy !req
1163. - Yeah, you do exactly as I sayCopy !req
1164. and maybe you'll find out what it meansCopy !req
1165. to be a real man rather
than just a Wolf Raider.Copy !req
1166. - Yeah right and you've got a good chanceCopy !req
1167. to end up at the Francis Farmer Motel.Copy !req
1168. - Jeez Joel, get a hold of yourself.Copy !req
1169. - Nobody hits one of my officers.Copy !req
1170. Oh no the movie's starting, ohhhhh.Copy !req
1171. - I think ya broke my jaw.Copy !req
1172. - Sorry 'bout that.Copy !req
1173. - Jeez, outta control.Copy !req
1174. - How symbolic.Copy !req
1175. - Are you on surveillance duty?Copy !req
1176. - Sorry I scared you.Copy !req
1177. You looked so angry I was afraid
I was gonna get strangled.Copy !req
1178. - Well there's still time for that.Copy !req
1179. - Who's Rita?Copy !req
1180. Your wife or your girlfriend?Copy !req
1181. - Yes.Copy !req
1182. - Cat got your tongue?Copy !req
1183. - Meow.Copy !req
1184. - Shut up.Copy !req
1185. Sorry, I'm just a little tired.Copy !req
1186. - You know Ken, I'm beginning to thinkCopy !req
1187. you're not an earthling.Copy !req
1188. You haven't got the slightest ideaCopy !req
1189. how to talk to a girl.Copy !req
1190. Honestly, I just wanted to say hello.Copy !req
1191. You didn't have to bite my head off.Copy !req
1192. - Is that what I do?Copy !req
1193. - I don't feel like talking.Copy !req
1194. And I don't like people
meddling in my affairs.Copy !req
1195. - Oh you don't?Copy !req
1196. Well have it your way.Copy !req
1197. - At Burger King?Copy !req
1198. - This crew had better
start learning to get along.Copy !req
1199. It's gonna be a difficult mission.Copy !req
1200. - Our next mission
will take us to the Holy.Copy !req
1201. - Holly Holy.Copy !req
1202. - However before reaching
our final destination.Copy !req
1203. - We all get hats, big ones.Copy !req
1204. - And scrambled eggs.Copy !req
1205. - As you may have heard,
Kararu and BaholeeCopy !req
1206. are at war.Copy !req
1207. And recently the Wolf RaidersCopy !req
1208. have joined forces with Baholee.Copy !req
1209. In other words, this'll be no picnic.Copy !req
1210. - More like a small dinner party.Copy !req
1211. - Well, whatta say, do we accept?Copy !req
1212. - Sir, I'd rather go and fightCopy !req
1213. than sit down here bored out of my mind.Copy !req
1214. - Captain, I think this is one missionCopy !req
1215. where you're not gonna need
whiskey for excitement.Copy !req
1216. - I'll need a stiff belt
when I get back though.Copy !req
1217. - Ha, you'll need a big belt.Copy !req
1218. - I've got baloney for arms.Copy !req
1219. - We're not gonna take him along.Copy !req
1220. - Cool it, Danny.Copy !req
1221. - But Captain, who is he?Copy !req
1222. - I've made my decision.Copy !req
1223. You can take it or leave it.Copy !req
1224. - Wellllll.Copy !req
1225. - Captain, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1226. I'm sure you know what you're doing.Copy !req
1227. - Ken, welcome aboard.Copy !req
1228. - Are you sure you've got
what it takes for the job?Copy !req
1229. - You bet we have.Copy !req
1230. - Don't press your luck.Copy !req
1231. - With Captain Joe in charge,
no mission is impossible.Copy !req
1232. - Well, time will tell.Copy !req
1233. - Monty Python's Flying Circus.Copy !req
1234. - Hey the crew got
free tanning sessions.Copy !req
1235. - Pipe down.Copy !req
1236. - Pipe down please.Copy !req
1237. - Pipe down please.Copy !req
1238. - Pipe down please.Copy !req
1239. - Huh oh, all the way down here.Copy !req
1240. - Now bite me please.Copy !req
1241. - Heyyyyy.Copy !req
1242. - What?Copy !req
1243. - Let's go fishin'.Copy !req
1244. - What are Ma and Pa Kettle goin'Copy !req
1245. on this mission or somethin'?Copy !req
1246. - Hey there's Don Knotts.Copy !req
1247. - I've had her
rebuilt from stem to stern.Copy !req
1248. - Neat huh?Copy !req
1249. - To withstand the
extreme velocities out there.Copy !req
1250. I don't wanna have another encounterCopy !req
1251. like I had with the Wolf Raiders.Copy !req
1252. - I thought I was
gonna explode like a balloon.Copy !req
1253. - Shouldn't have
had those buffalo wings.Copy !req
1254. - What are the
specs on this job, sir?Copy !req
1255. - Oh those are
bugs, they'll wash off.Copy !req
1256. - We've added a power
unit that can take usCopy !req
1257. up to speeds of mach 56 and over.Copy !req
1258. - Yeah, pretty much.Copy !req
1259. - Any more speed would tear us apart.Copy !req
1260. - Yeah.Copy !req
1261. - Ya know.Copy !req
1262. - Security guard?Copy !req
1263. - I'm really looking
forward to flying this.Copy !req
1264. - So am I.Copy !req
1265. - Joe.Copy !req
1266. - Hi, Harry.Copy !req
1267. - Hi teen gang.Copy !req
1268. - You really gonna take on that mission?Copy !req
1269. - Sure thing.Copy !req
1270. - You leave the milk runs to us.Copy !req
1271. You always were a daredevil.Copy !req
1272. By the way, is there
any truth to that rumor?Copy !req
1273. They say Rocky wants out of this mission.Copy !req
1274. - Come again?Copy !req
1275. - If he feels like a change,
I could sure use 'im.Copy !req
1276. - Sounds like someone's
overactive imagination.Copy !req
1277. Rocky's accounted for, I
wouldn't go anywhere without 'im.Copy !req
1278. - Right on.Copy !req
1279. - Haha, you salty dog.Copy !req
1280. - Good luck.Copy !req
1281. - This is a strange development.Copy !req
1282. - Wheels everywhere.Copy !req
1283. - Using my superior
strength to fight my own people.Copy !req
1284. - What is this The Wonder Years?Copy !req
1285. - Sure I'd love
to liberate ValnastarCopy !req
1286. from the tyrant Halkun.Copy !req
1287. - Lettin' the air out of the tire.Copy !req
1288. - My family's up there and Rita.Copy !req
1289. Does she know I killed her brother?Copy !req
1290. - Maybe.Copy !req
1291. - Will I ever be able to explainCopy !req
1292. to her what really happened.Copy !req
1293. - And what about Naomi?Copy !req
1294. Will she love again?Copy !req
1295. - Trains, neat.Copy !req
1296. - Cool, big ones.Copy !req
1297. - Screamers.Copy !req
1298. - That guy Rocky hates me.Copy !req
1299. Can Captain Joe control 'im?Copy !req
1300. - Or not?Copy !req
1301. - Will Joe admit
that Sue loves Mary?Copy !req
1302. - A killdozer with Clint Walker.Copy !req
1303. Noooooo!Copy !req
1304. - Eat fork, buddy.Copy !req
1305. - He thinks I'm a palette.Copy !req
1306. - Yeah well fortunate for meCopy !req
1307. I ate some more spinach
before I left the house.Copy !req
1308. - Hey, come on, dim
your brights, I can't see.Copy !req
1309. - Oh you should know by now pal.Copy !req
1310. When you push a Wolf
Raider he pushes back.Copy !req
1311. This must be one of
those Russian forkliftsCopy !req
1312. I've heard so much about lately.Copy !req
1313. - Joe Mannix!Copy !req
1314. - Rocky?Copy !req
1315. - Again.Copy !req
1316. - Well that answers my question.Copy !req
1317. - What was the question?Copy !req
1318. - I thought you were a Wolf Raider.Copy !req
1319. They planted you on our flight
to sabotage our mission.Copy !req
1320. - Yeah well you're a wuss raider.Copy !req
1321. - Wooooo!Copy !req
1322. - What are you doing?Copy !req
1323. Are you high?Copy !req
1324. I have the strength of 20 men.Copy !req
1325. - Again?Copy !req
1326. - What's going on?Copy !req
1327. - Um, nothing sir.Copy !req
1328. - Captain!Copy !req
1329. - Hazing the freshman.Copy !req
1330. - I told you no
grabass in the shower.Copy !req
1331. - I know who he is now.Copy !req
1332. - He's my mother, he's my sister.Copy !req
1333. He's my mother and my sister.Copy !req
1334. - Rocky, how often do I have to tell youCopy !req
1335. you should stop reading
those science fiction novels?Copy !req
1336. - They're comic books.Copy !req
1337. - I know Ken's a lot stronger than we are.Copy !req
1338. There's a reasonable scientific
explanation for that.Copy !req
1339. He spent a lot of time
in another constellation.Copy !req
1340. That increases strength.Copy !req
1341. - You are a liar I
don't believe just like him.Copy !req
1342. - Don't expect any gratitude from me.Copy !req
1343. - Okay.Copy !req
1344. - I won't.Copy !req
1345. Now you listen to this.Copy !req
1346. - Pull my finger.Copy !req
1347. - What I expect from
you is total obedience.Copy !req
1348. - If that's okay with you.Copy !req
1349. - Ya know you'll only continue to liveCopy !req
1350. as long as I shut up.Copy !req
1351. - Shut up.Copy !req
1352. - Wow.Copy !req
1353. - Oooh, Aaah, Oooh.Copy !req
1354. - Gah it's so great.Copy !req
1355. It's only a model.Copy !req
1356. - All right, spit
out the sunflower seeds.Copy !req
1357. - And so, our
valiant space adventurersCopy !req
1358. prepared to embark on a
perilous and exciting mission.Copy !req
1359. - Hold the ship, lose the building.Copy !req
1360. - Meanwhile, on Valnastar.Copy !req
1361. - Say.Copy !req
1362. - Other plans are being made.Copy !req
1363. - Remember Rita, it is our law.Copy !req
1364. You may not return until.Copy !req
1365. - Mayan drawings?Copy !req
1366. - Tell me spirit, are these shadowsCopy !req
1367. of things which must be or which might be?Copy !req
1368. - Hey look, 278x10
colored glossy picturesCopy !req
1369. with the circles and
arrows and the paragraphCopy !req
1370. on the back of each one.Copy !req
1371. - Why am I thinking
of the cast party now?Copy !req
1372. Oh I like that one.Copy !req
1373. - Uh, that'll be
53 bucks for the photos.Copy !req
1374. - Barbara.Copy !req
1375. - Whose hand is that?Copy !req
1376. - I can be Barbara.Copy !req
1377. - My baby, my wife.Copy !req
1378. - Whatever.Copy !req
1379. - I don't care anymore what happens to meCopy !req
1380. out beyond the stars.Copy !req
1381. If I don't survive, then
we can be together againCopy !req
1382. that much sooner.Copy !req
1383. - Oh would somebody
turn the fryer light off me.Copy !req
1384. - Rest peacefully until then.Copy !req
1385. It won't be long now.Copy !req
1386. - What a sap.Copy !req
1387. - Oh I've got the
wrong grave, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1388. - Olga?Copy !req
1389. - Oh it's embarrassing.Copy !req
1390. - Um, I gotta go
paint a house now, sorry.Copy !req
1391. - Hey they're
havin' a jumpsuit party.Copy !req
1392. His is the grandest of all.Copy !req
1393. - Thanks, you're a great crew.Copy !req
1394. - Read to levitate the table?Copy !req
1395. - To the mission.Copy !req
1396. - Cheers!Copy !req
1397. - Rocky, aren't
you going to drink with us?Copy !req
1398. - Gonna fly now?Copy !req
1399. - Sir, I want you.Copy !req
1400. - In the worst way.Copy !req
1401. - To order me to go on this mission.Copy !req
1402. - I sure will.Copy !req
1403. Rocky, I order you to pilot Bacchus 3.Copy !req
1404. - Yes, sir.Copy !req
1405. I guess you're stuck
with me at the controls.Copy !req
1406. Let's go for it then.Copy !req
1407. - You old space hound.Copy !req
1408. - Haha, you pile of space crap.Copy !req
1409. - This is yours.Copy !req
1410. - It has your initials on it.Copy !req
1411. I made it in shop class just for you.Copy !req
1412. - Hello?Copy !req
1413. Yes.Copy !req
1414. Captain, it's for you.Copy !req
1415. - Fisher Price phone, sir.Copy !req
1416. - Oh hello?Copy !req
1417. - I already like my cheeks you.Copy !req
1418. - Departure.Copy !req
1419. - Wait, they're having cocktails.Copy !req
1420. - Nine, eight, seven.Copy !req
1421. - Mouseketeers sign in.Copy !req
1422. - Cubby!Copy !req
1423. - Five, four.Copy !req
1424. - Roy!Copy !req
1425. - Jimmy!Copy !req
1426. Annette!Copy !req
1427. - Chad.Copy !req
1428. - Zero.Copy !req
1429. - Looks like it's
anything can happen day, sir.Copy !req
1430. - Remember that the MouseketeersCopy !req
1431. and Mickey Mouse are registered trademarksCopy !req
1432. of Disney Incorporated,
Buena Vista TelevisionCopy !req
1433. and Touchstone Pictures and
the unlicensed distributionCopy !req
1434. of any of these images
that are not remotelyCopy !req
1435. resembling any Walt Disney imagesCopy !req
1436. is expressly forbidden
by Disney, Buena VistaCopy !req
1437. Touchstone and Michael Eisner.Copy !req
1438. - Hey watch out for the tower.Copy !req
1439. - Look out, oh!Copy !req
1440. - Bacchus 3 blasted offCopy !req
1441. for her next encounters with destiny.Copy !req
1442. This mission would be the
most demanding the shipCopy !req
1443. and her crew had ever
been asked to endure.Copy !req
1444. - But first this message.Copy !req
1445. - Presser?Copy !req
1446. Cabin presser?Copy !req
1447. Like an Arab they write.Copy !req
1448. - Captain
Joe immediately testedCopy !req
1449. the newly installed speed
acceleration equipment.Copy !req
1450. - Duck boy.Copy !req
1451. - And he had to know early onCopy !req
1452. if the crew could take the pressure.Copy !req
1453. - I can't, my
face goes all funny sir.Copy !req
1454. - That's quite a
tic you got there son.Copy !req
1455. - Let's loosen up
with some bunny guttas.Copy !req
1456. - I can't stop, I
don't know how it works.Copy !req
1457. Good-bye, folks.Copy !req
1458. - Good-bye, good-bye.Copy !req
1459. - Combat International.Copy !req
1460. - The white zone is for loadingCopy !req
1461. and unloading only.Copy !req
1462. - Ooh!Copy !req
1463. - Engine, off.Copy !req
1464. - Engine off.Copy !req
1465. - Doesn't it feel great to
be back on the ground again?Copy !req
1466. - Oh a trouser cam, hi there.Copy !req
1467. - They sent someone to meet us.Copy !req
1468. Ken, release the gangway.Copy !req
1469. - Um, call me Ken.Copy !req
1470. - Okay, Ken.Copy !req
1471. Nice gangway.Copy !req
1472. - Is that the gangway?Copy !req
1473. - How much does a gang weigh?Copy !req
1474. - Meaty beaty
beaty beaty, welcome back.Copy !req
1475. - Oh no, it's the plant of tweakies.Copy !req
1476. - Oh boy.Copy !req
1477. - What a nightmare.Copy !req
1478. - What could be worse?Copy !req
1479. - Huh?Copy !req
1480. - It's a planet of Gallaghers.Copy !req
1481. - That's worse.Copy !req
1482. - Melon crazy.Copy !req
1483. - That's worse.Copy !req
1484. - Captain Joe.Copy !req
1485. - Movin' kinda slow.Copy !req
1486. - He seems to know you.Copy !req
1487. - Captain Joe and one officer, follow me.Copy !req
1488. - Yes, sir.Copy !req
1489. - The rest wait here 'til
you receive further orders.Copy !req
1490. - Doesn't sound too friendly.Copy !req
1491. - Can it, Rocky.Copy !req
1492. - Again, canning it, sir.Copy !req
1493. - I'm going to establish contact.Copy !req
1494. Meanwhile you wait here.Copy !req
1495. - Good idea.Copy !req
1496. - Let's keep it cool.Copy !req
1497. We're gonna be involved in
very delicate negotiations.Copy !req
1498. - Uh there's
cold cuts in the fridgeCopy !req
1499. and some Armor-all in the gloveboxCopy !req
1500. and keep out of the liquor cabinet.Copy !req
1501. - Good-bye, see ya later.Copy !req
1502. - Get 'im teen gang.Copy !req
1503. - Get back.Copy !req
1504. - I'm taking in the gangway.Copy !req
1505. - And I'm taking
in my little pants.Copy !req
1506. - Has anybody here got a deck of cards?Copy !req
1507. - They're supposed to be our allies.Copy !req
1508. I was never welcomed
anywhere like this before.Copy !req
1509. - Somewhere in
the Black Mountain HillsCopy !req
1510. out in the middle of some alien planet.Copy !req
1511. - Think I look stupid?Copy !req
1512. You should see my boss.Copy !req
1513. - Hey this is nice, comfortable.Copy !req
1514. Nice ride.Copy !req
1515. - Oh, now they're
big and they're in Mexico.Copy !req
1516. - You guys wait here.Copy !req
1517. I gotta go cash a check.Copy !req
1518. Tap a kidney.Copy !req
1519. Nice digs.Copy !req
1520. - Welcome to the
dance of incontinence.Copy !req
1521. - Huh?Copy !req
1522. - I mean seven continents.Copy !req
1523. - Oh.Copy !req
1524. - It's kind of a.Copy !req
1525. - Heh, bathroom.Copy !req
1526. - Why are there
garage doors all of a sudden?Copy !req
1527. - Easy access.Copy !req
1528. - Say, hello.Copy !req
1529. - What is this
strange feeling inside me?Copy !req
1530. - It's a voiceover called love.Copy !req
1531. - Yes, sir.Copy !req
1532. - That's my baby.Copy !req
1533. - I think I'll do a little reconnaissance.Copy !req
1534. - See a man about a horse.Copy !req
1535. - You can't leave the ship.Copy !req
1536. Ken!Copy !req
1537. - Ken, go after Ken.Copy !req
1538. - Hey Billy, let's join 'im out there.Copy !req
1539. - Right.Copy !req
1540. - Stop or I'll shoot.Copy !req
1541. - Everybody run.Copy !req
1542. Tammy's got a gun.Copy !req
1543. - We have orders to wait
here in this spacecraft.Copy !req
1544. And that's exactly what we're going to do.Copy !req
1545. - She is management material.Copy !req
1546. - We have to stick together.Copy !req
1547. - Aww come one guys, now I wanna doCopy !req
1548. what I wanna do.Copy !req
1549. - Imperial Margarine presents.Copy !req
1550. Kenquistador.Copy !req
1551. - When I was fighting
with the Wolf Raiders.Copy !req
1552. - Step on a crack,
break your mother's back.Copy !req
1553. - Break your own back.Copy !req
1554. - Your mother
was a saint by the way.Copy !req
1555. - Ya-hoo!Copy !req
1556. - Top of the world, ma.Copy !req
1557. - Yippee!Copy !req
1558. - Looks like he got
his prescription filled.Copy !req
1559. - Bang, bang, bang.Copy !req
1560. - And he's revertin' to childhood.Copy !req
1561. - I'm sorry about Ken.Copy !req
1562. They've had a hard with
him adjusting to school.Copy !req
1563. They say he's gifted though.Copy !req
1564. - More tea, no
thanks I've had eight cups.Copy !req
1565. - How much longer now?Copy !req
1566. - His excellency will be with you shortly.Copy !req
1567. - I believe you said that two hours ago.Copy !req
1568. - I don't need this crap.Copy !req
1569. - New from Chun King.Copy !req
1570. - Oh great, a floor show.Copy !req
1571. - Oooh, is the
great T.E. Lawrence goingCopy !req
1572. to join us now?Copy !req
1573. - Ah, we don't
know if we should standCopy !req
1574. 'cause we don't know if
you're a man or a woman yet.Copy !req
1575. - I'm Captain Joe.Copy !req
1576. This is Rocky, my first officer.Copy !req
1577. - Ordainja, Lord of Kararu.Copy !req
1578. - It's Dorff.Copy !req
1579. He's a guy, we can sit down.Copy !req
1580. - I'm a gaudy son of a gun.Copy !req
1581. - We asked you to leave your planetCopy !req
1582. and come and help us
because of hostilitiesCopy !req
1583. with the Star Caesar.Copy !req
1584. - Romero.Copy !req
1585. - I don't understand, why
have they declared war on you?Copy !req
1586. - They want what we have.Copy !req
1587. We have mineral resources
Caesar is envious of.Copy !req
1588. Rather than pay for
them like everyone else,Copy !req
1589. they think they can obtain
them by force and violence.Copy !req
1590. - We used to laugh at Caesar.Copy !req
1591. Unfortunately they've grown stronger.Copy !req
1592. Dangerously stronger.Copy !req
1593. - They've acquired a super weaponCopy !req
1594. which could destroy our planet.Copy !req
1595. Or possibly our whole constellation.Copy !req
1596. - Hey, sounds like
Jack Benny playing a violin.Copy !req
1597. - Indy, my friend Indy.Copy !req
1598. - Trumpy you're stinky.Copy !req
1599. - Skin mints.Copy !req
1600. - Now Ken honey,
don't touch anythingCopy !req
1601. and stay close to Mom.Copy !req
1602. - I'll just blend
in with the crowd here.Copy !req
1603. - A nun's habit for me?Copy !req
1604. No thanks but you're sweet.Copy !req
1605. - I love the Ren Fest.Copy !req
1606. - Oh they must have
had a close-out on taffeta.Copy !req
1607. Look at those guys.Copy !req
1608. Kids.Copy !req
1609. I was one once.Copy !req
1610. Oh, what's this?Copy !req
1611. Looks like I made a little
somethin' in the deal.Copy !req
1612. It's so fun.Copy !req
1613. - This give me an idea.Copy !req
1614. - Hi.Copy !req
1615. - How ya doin?Copy !req
1616. See ya later.Copy !req
1617. - Must be Mardi Gras.Copy !req
1618. - Hey a bar.Copy !req
1619. - Hey Chris Walken's
playin' Russian roulette.Copy !req
1620. - Totally new
concept, it's a church bar.Copy !req
1621. - Hello.Copy !req
1622. - Uh say Brandy,
fetch another round.Copy !req
1623. - She serves them whiskey and wine.Copy !req
1624. Uh, this Midori is really good.Copy !req
1625. - Boy, I don't like your face.Copy !req
1626. - Eh, I'm not a big fan either sir.Copy !req
1627. - Get lost.Copy !req
1628. - Ya gotta nice personality.Copy !req
1629. - I guess you're not from here.Copy !req
1630. Otherwise you'd know it's good mannersCopy !req
1631. to drink with friends.Copy !req
1632. Here.Copy !req
1633. - I'd rather share a
needle with Keith Richards.Copy !req
1634. - I told ya to drink.Copy !req
1635. - Aww, Mom's
gonna smell this on me.Copy !req
1636. - Doesn't he know I
can kill him with one blow?Copy !req
1637. - Some ego buddy.Copy !req
1638. - Strangers aren't welcome.Copy !req
1639. - Gonna be a fight.Copy !req
1640. - Bye.Copy !req
1641. - Hey, where are ya goin'?Copy !req
1642. - Ooh, to get a Band-Aid, ow.Copy !req
1643. My nose.Copy !req
1644. - That's the problem
with private school.Copy !req
1645. - Yeah, yeah, ya get this.Copy !req
1646. - Ugh, thank you
sir, may I have another?Copy !req
1647. - I like you guys.Copy !req
1648. - Here's one more.Copy !req
1649. - Well looks like
we've got three separate viewsCopy !req
1650. of Love, American Style.Copy !req
1651. - Gutta, gutta, gutta, crunch.Copy !req
1652. Bam!Copy !req
1653. - Buck!Copy !req
1654. - Biff!Copy !req
1655. - Bappy!Copy !req
1656. Eh, no.Copy !req
1657. - Next on Taxi.Copy !req
1658. Or Barney Miller.Copy !req
1659. One of the two.Copy !req
1660. - What?Copy !req
1661. Oh he killed 'im with a curling iron.Copy !req
1662. Goodness.Copy !req
1663. - You're just.Copy !req
1664. - A gigolo.Copy !req
1665. - Get 'im!Copy !req
1666. - Yeah get 'im it's his turnCopy !req
1667. to buy the pitcher.Copy !req
1668. - Oop, he stumbled backCopy !req
1669. into the Renaissance Festival.Copy !req
1670. Huzzah.Copy !req
1671. - He looked in my
bag, I'll have to kill 'im.Copy !req
1672. - Marian.Copy !req
1673. Oh suddenly it is Ishtar here.Copy !req
1674. - Hey that's a dressing room.Copy !req
1675. - Where is he?Copy !req
1676. I saw him go in there.Copy !req
1677. Come on.Copy !req
1678. - Oh it's a woman's restroom.Copy !req
1679. Wait you can't go in there.Copy !req
1680. This is getting ridiculous, ya know?Copy !req
1681. - Sir I think you're losing themCopy !req
1682. Tell a joke, juggle or something.Copy !req
1683. - Just a second, I'll be right back.Copy !req
1684. - God, did you say somethingCopy !req
1685. to him while I was sleepin'?Copy !req
1686. What gives?Copy !req
1687. - Hey look it's
the all-Canaan network.Copy !req
1688. - Look who's in trouble.Copy !req
1689. What did he do?Copy !req
1690. - Killed a man just
for snorin' too loud.Copy !req
1691. - Who's ready for pudding, huh?Copy !req
1692. - That man was arrested in a storehouseCopy !req
1693. for precious stones.Copy !req
1694. - Hhhhhharested?Copy !req
1695. - What was he doing in there?Copy !req
1696. - Your excellency, if he left the shipCopy !req
1697. it was in direct violation of my orders.Copy !req
1698. - You ordered him to steal the stones.Copy !req
1699. - Oh thanks for spitting on us.Copy !req
1700. This guy's a king?Copy !req
1701. - I'm afraid he doesn't
take orders seriously.Copy !req
1702. - I ordered him to stay aboard.Copy !req
1703. - Then you don't mind
if I cut off his head?Copy !req
1704. - No, that's why we brought 'im.Copy !req
1705. - Not at all, suit yourself.Copy !req
1706. - I tire of pudding.Copy !req
1707. Bring me something salty
and crunchy and sweet.Copy !req
1708. - Where were we?Copy !req
1709. - Goofy land.Copy !req
1710. - We were discussing the fee.Copy !req
1711. - That's right.Copy !req
1712. - Ah yes.Copy !req
1713. - Let me give you your down payment.Copy !req
1714. - My little bag.Copy !req
1715. - One.Copy !req
1716. - Little.Copy !req
1717. - Two.Copy !req
1718. - Little.Copy !req
1719. - Three.Copy !req
1720. - Little Indians.Copy !req
1721. I love that one.Copy !req
1722. - Three, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee.Copy !req
1723. - It's Jimmy Cow Black,
the Indian in the group.Copy !req
1724. - Milk from the mother stone.Copy !req
1725. Snot's block?Copy !req
1726. - We'll collect the rest on completion.Copy !req
1727. - Of the Brooklyn Bridge?Copy !req
1728. - Hey, Sonny Rollins is out there.Copy !req
1729. - Hey, my helmet's
chafing, Steve, you?Copy !req
1730. - Igor, quit playing that.Copy !req
1731. - Sure is quiet.Copy !req
1732. Too quiet.Copy !req
1733. - That oboe's
comin' from that room.Copy !req
1734. - It's the Rite of Spring.Copy !req
1735. Stravinsky?Copy !req
1736. They let him have a
chamber group in his cell?Copy !req
1737. - Uh no, a chamber pot.Copy !req
1738. - Oh.Copy !req
1739. Musical pot.Copy !req
1740. - Thanks for the
little prelude guys.Copy !req
1741. I've got a crazy Star Wolf
idea that just might work.Copy !req
1742. - His Mickey Mouse gloves
give him incredible power.Copy !req
1743. - That's a trademark of whatever.Copy !req
1744. Huh?Copy !req
1745. Hmmmmm.Copy !req
1746. - Spiderman.Copy !req
1747. - Yeah but not the new Spiderman.Copy !req
1748. The old Spiderman when he hadCopy !req
1749. the good costume and when.Copy !req
1750. - Shhhhh.Copy !req
1751. - Oh.Copy !req
1752. - Huh?Copy !req
1753. - Oh great, first
day on the job I lose a guy.Copy !req
1754. Ah?Copy !req
1755. - Come on, get down.Copy !req
1756. This is no monkey cage.Copy !req
1757. - This is no disco.Copy !req
1758. This ain't no fooling around.Copy !req
1759. - I was just checking out the layout here.Copy !req
1760. - The cool moldings, ya haveCopy !req
1761. a couple cobwebs and stuff.Copy !req
1762. - If I can't find a way, I'll make one.Copy !req
1763. - Cut the funny stuff.Copy !req
1764. You've just been ordered executed.Copy !req
1765. That oughta take the smile off your face.Copy !req
1766. - Not if you do it right.Copy !req
1767. - By the way, don't waste your energy.Copy !req
1768. You can't get outta here.Copy !req
1769. No earthling can.Copy !req
1770. - Earthling?Copy !req
1771. - Not even a Wolf Raider could breakCopy !req
1772. out of this place.Copy !req
1773. - Is that so?Copy !req
1774. We'll see about that.Copy !req
1775. - Meanwhile back at the cool ship.Copy !req
1776. - Captain, anyone can make a mistake.Copy !req
1777. Just as long as you don't
keep on repeating it.Copy !req
1778. I think we should get rid of Ken.Copy !req
1779. - Which one?Copy !req
1780. - I disagree.Copy !req
1781. Have you already forgotten?Copy !req
1782. Ken saved our lives.Copy !req
1783. I think he deserves another chance.Copy !req
1784. Don't you agree?Copy !req
1785. - Eh.Copy !req
1786. - Man of firm conviction.Copy !req
1787. - I guess you're right.Copy !req
1788. I'll take him back on one condition.Copy !req
1789. - You stop drinking
and start going to meetings.Copy !req
1790. - There's a Caesar officer in that jail.Copy !req
1791. - Mmmmmm.Copy !req
1792. - Mmmmm.Copy !req
1793. - You think Ken can help
him break out of there.Copy !req
1794. - Let's go to it.Copy !req
1795. Establish contact with Ken's secret radio.Copy !req
1796. On the double.Copy !req
1797. - No you guys go ahead.Copy !req
1798. I'm sick, I'll just stay here and uh,Copy !req
1799. not go through that.Copy !req
1800. - I wish I had a harmonica.Copy !req
1801. - Hmmmm?Copy !req
1802. - Cleveland you're on the air.Copy !req
1803. - Ken, can you hear me?Copy !req
1804. It's me, Joe.Copy !req
1805. - Yeah I really miss you, dude.Copy !req
1806. We haven't talked since high school.Copy !req
1807. What's goin' on?Copy !req
1808. - You never told me about
this cute little gadget.Copy !req
1809. - You don't have to know everything.Copy !req
1810. - What's romance
without a little surprise?Copy !req
1811. - We wanted to wanted to make sureCopy !req
1812. you wouldn't double-cross us.Copy !req
1813. - And I guess I passed your
examination, haven't I?Copy !req
1814. Now whatta you want me to do?Copy !req
1815. - Listen carefully.Copy !req
1816. - Turn your head and cough.Copy !req
1817. - Ken, there's a Caesar
officer in your jail.Copy !req
1818. We need 'im as camouflage
when we move onto Caesar.Copy !req
1819. They won't suspect anything if we show upCopy !req
1820. with one of their officers.Copy !req
1821. We want you to contact that officer.Copy !req
1822. Get him and yourself out of prison.Copy !req
1823. - Why don't you just ask
the Kararun authoritiesCopy !req
1824. to release us?Copy !req
1825. - Well if you're so
smart why are you in jail?Copy !req
1826. - Five minutes
and they got suspicious.Copy !req
1827. If I say I wanna take him to Caesar,Copy !req
1828. chances are they'll think I joined forcesCopy !req
1829. with their mortal enemies.Copy !req
1830. - Are you sure I can find 'imCopy !req
1831. and get him out of this prison?Copy !req
1832. - Sure Ken, I
have complete confidenceCopy !req
1833. you can bring it off.Copy !req
1834. - Shhhhh.Copy !req
1835. - 'Course I'm drunk.Copy !req
1836. - And I'm sure the other inmatesCopy !req
1837. haven't heard a word of this.Copy !req
1838. Hmm, hmm, hmm, we're just sleeping.Copy !req
1839. - Works every time.Copy !req
1840. - He's gone now.Copy !req
1841. Listen sir, aren't the Kararuns likelyCopy !req
1842. to suspect you if I break out of here?Copy !req
1843. - The Kararuns can suspect
anything they want.Copy !req
1844. As long as I can get off this planet.Copy !req
1845. - And he's got the generous cheeks.Copy !req
1846. - Only, how am I supposed to
get out of this prison cell?Copy !req
1847. Those bars are as strong as tree trunks.Copy !req
1848. - Here's how I escape.Copy !req
1849. - Is Star Wolf suddenly going soft?Copy !req
1850. - Just give me my orders.Copy !req
1851. - Soft wolf.Copy !req
1852. - You'll find you've got some
clever little items with you.Copy !req
1853. - Go on.Copy !req
1854. - Okay, I want you to listen carefully.Copy !req
1855. - All right, I'm
using a split screen.Copy !req
1856. Can you see me now?Copy !req
1857. - It's the Patty Duke show.Copy !req
1858. - Take a good look at your
far right shoulder button.Copy !req
1859. - D'oh, make ya look!Copy !req
1860. - Equipped it with a
miniature nuclear device.Copy !req
1861. - Shouldn't I have known that?Copy !req
1862. - Works a little like a grenade.Copy !req
1863. - Neat.Copy !req
1864. - Whatever you wanna
blow up, attach it to it.Copy !req
1865. - Are any more of these buttons grenades?Copy !req
1866. - Check your lapel.Copy !req
1867. Now you see how much I trust you?Copy !req
1868. - That's genuine
mother of pearl there.Copy !req
1869. - Now then, what happens if I don't findCopy !req
1870. this Caesar officer?Copy !req
1871. - Ah we blow your neck off.Copy !req
1872. - You will because you have to.Copy !req
1873. - Let's blow ours.Copy !req
1874. - Away.Copy !req
1875. - Yayyyy.Copy !req
1876. - Look, don't you think this
is an awfully tall order?Copy !req
1877. - Ken, I know you can handle it.Copy !req
1878. - Joel, doggonit, this
film has me bamboozled.Copy !req
1879. - Yeah think about it.Copy !req
1880. We've got this guy who used to wear a wigCopy !req
1881. but doesn't anymore whose joined upCopy !req
1882. with Captain Gerbil and
the leatherette squad.Copy !req
1883. And everybody's having more flashbacksCopy !req
1884. than Bruce Dern in The Trip.Copy !req
1885. - Yeah and now he's held captive by Don HoCopy !req
1886. and a kid who drinks TranyaCopy !req
1887. and who's fightin' who and why?Copy !req
1888. - And why are all these
alien transvestitesCopy !req
1889. attacking earth anyway and whatCopy !req
1890. about this Japanese
preoccupation with the name Ken?Copy !req
1891. - Okay, okay you guys, take it easy.Copy !req
1892. I knew you were gonna have a problemCopy !req
1893. with this movie but that's
what I'm here for okay?Copy !req
1894. The real problem with this
film is it's not reallyCopy !req
1895. a movie at all.Copy !req
1896. It's just a bunch of Japanese TV showsCopy !req
1897. strung together to look like a movie.Copy !req
1898. So that's what's going on.Copy !req
1899. - So it's like Bergman's
Scenes from a Marriage then?Copy !req
1900. - Exact—huh?Copy !req
1901. - Ohhhh, or Schwarz's
Very Brady Christmas.Copy !req
1902. - Just listen up you two, you
just might learn something.Copy !req
1903. This is the screenplay model developedCopy !req
1904. by Syd Field in his runaway
bestseller book Screenplay.Copy !req
1905. Here's how it works.Copy !req
1906. Cambot help me out here.Copy !req
1907. The first act establishes settingCopy !req
1908. and the major characters
we'll get to know.Copy !req
1909. And then the first plot point comes alongCopy !req
1910. and sends it all zigging everywhereCopy !req
1911. and then into another direction.Copy !req
1912. So can anybody give me an exampleCopy !req
1913. of what that would be in today's movie?Copy !req
1914. - Ah oh um, the credits.Copy !req
1915. - No Crow, come on.Copy !req
1916. - Oh I know.Copy !req
1917. It's when the Fistal and
the blonde chick with the.Copy !req
1918. Oh I'm just grabbing at straws here, Joel.Copy !req
1919. - No everybody, it's
when Ken joins Star ForceCopy !req
1920. and goes up against his old allies.Copy !req
1921. - Uh, which Ken?Copy !req
1922. - Oh the one with the wig, right?Copy !req
1923. - Right.Copy !req
1924. - Now in act two, we reveal
the conflict in the film.Copy !req
1925. Does anybody know what that is?Copy !req
1926. - Take a leap, Crow.Copy !req
1927. - Oh let's see, it's either the creditsCopy !req
1928. or, uh, well it's when Ken, in the wig,Copy !req
1929. fights his own inner
struggle which is punctuatedCopy !req
1930. with his conflict with
the other crew membersCopy !req
1931. and his shaky alliance with Captain CheekyCopy !req
1932. who drinks a lot, uh by the way, and oh.Copy !req
1933. That's the subplot.Copy !req
1934. - Very good, Crow.Copy !req
1935. Okay that's act two.Copy !req
1936. Now given these pieces of the puzzle,Copy !req
1937. does anybody know how plot
point two will turn out?Copy !req
1938. - Oh, oh, oh, that's easy.Copy !req
1939. Scout sees Atticus Finch shoot the dogCopy !req
1940. in the street which shows
that he has the capacity to.Copy !req
1941. Oh no, that's To Kill a Mockingbird.Copy !req
1942. - Oh right.Copy !req
1943. I'll jump in here okay.Copy !req
1944. Let's just imagine that the
blonde assassin comes inCopy !req
1945. and shows her undying love for KenCopy !req
1946. and instead of serving two mastersCopy !req
1947. they die in a hari-kari love pact.Copy !req
1948. - No come on, Joel.Copy !req
1949. This is Sandy Frank not Kurisawa.Copy !req
1950. - My guess is that it goes
on like the mess it isCopy !req
1951. with no resolution and we're all leftCopy !req
1952. feeling empty and
unfulfilled like Fassbinder'sCopy !req
1953. tragic heroine Berlin Alexanderplatz.Copy !req
1954. - You my friend, get a RAM chip.Copy !req
1955. - Ha!Copy !req
1956. - What do you think sirs?Copy !req
1957. - Well William Gold
Joel, we have a theory.Copy !req
1958. - Ya know, Toni Morrison best knownCopy !req
1959. for her literary tour de force Beloved,Copy !req
1960. may well be one of the fastest rising.Copy !req
1961. - Ugh!Copy !req
1962. - Tie 'im up, Frank.Copy !req
1963. - Poor Jack Perkins, oy.Copy !req
1964. - Signal us when you're clear.Copy !req
1965. Over and out.Copy !req
1966. - Shoulder phone off.Copy !req
1967. When I talk to Ken I touch myself.Copy !req
1968. - What's that?Copy !req
1969. - Neat.Copy !req
1970. - I heard a noise.Copy !req
1971. - That's you talking.Copy !req
1972. Someone's coming.Copy !req
1973. - Mmmm, horses, 12, 13 maybe.Copy !req
1974. - Coast is clear.Copy !req
1975. - But the tide is out.Copy !req
1976. - Open channel D.Copy !req
1977. - Blooming ground flower.Copy !req
1978. Light then get away with loud report.Copy !req
1979. Ooh!Copy !req
1980. - Like a hot knife through butter.Copy !req
1981. - Hi diva.Copy !req
1982. - Eat at Joe's, eat
at Joe's, eat at Joe's.Copy !req
1983. Merry Xmas, eat at Joe's.Copy !req
1984. - Now this is a little somethingCopy !req
1985. just for moi.Copy !req
1986. - I think Ken's
makin' a little too muchCopy !req
1987. out of this, they're just Christmas lightsCopy !req
1988. for cryin' out loud.Copy !req
1989. - Somethin' to do.Copy !req
1990. - Eh well.Copy !req
1991. Huh?Copy !req
1992. Coulda sworn I.Copy !req
1993. Mwah!Copy !req
1994. Kissing monster, kissing monster.Copy !req
1995. - Nice dive.Copy !req
1996. So much for those lights.Copy !req
1997. - Yeah.Copy !req
1998. - These looks like bars, hmmm.Copy !req
1999. - It's a busboy.Copy !req
2000. - Hey can you clear my table?Copy !req
2001. - Hey.Copy !req
2002. - It's Ho not Hey, a
lot of people get confused.Copy !req
2003. - Are you the Caesar officer?Copy !req
2004. - I've heard so much about you.Copy !req
2005. - Yes.Copy !req
2006. - Do you like me?Copy !req
2007. Do you find me pleasing?Copy !req
2008. - And I gather you're the earthlingCopy !req
2009. who was captured earlier today.Copy !req
2010. - I've heard some
of them talk about lately.Copy !req
2011. - Just a little good luck.Copy !req
2012. - You escaped.Copy !req
2013. - No I'm still
here, will you come on?Copy !req
2014. - Listen.Copy !req
2015. - Do you want to know a secret?Copy !req
2016. - We've got no time to lose.Copy !req
2017. - Okay.Copy !req
2018. - Okay do you want some friesCopy !req
2019. with that then, sir.Copy !req
2020. - He's not a Caesarian officer,Copy !req
2021. he's an Arby's trainee.Copy !req
2022. - The Kararuns must have anesthetized meCopy !req
2023. before they put me in my cell.Copy !req
2024. I have no idea where I am in here.Copy !req
2025. Can you guide me if I get you out?Copy !req
2026. - Yes.Copy !req
2027. I've been locked up in
this miserable placeCopy !req
2028. for the last two months.Copy !req
2029. - Awwww.Copy !req
2030. - On my way to the courtyard for exercise,Copy !req
2031. I've memorized every corridor.Copy !req
2032. - That's great.Copy !req
2033. - You look great.Copy !req
2034. - You're not afraid are you?Copy !req
2035. Can I trust you?Copy !req
2036. - You can.Copy !req
2037. Just get me out of here.Copy !req
2038. - I will.Copy !req
2039. Move away.Copy !req
2040. - Someplace
nice, like the Hamptons.Copy !req
2041. - See, it's a tiny time pill.Copy !req
2042. - What manner of man are youCopy !req
2043. who can summon flame
without flint or tinder?Copy !req
2044. - Some call me Ken.Copy !req
2045. - Oh it's neat,
you can buy these thingsCopy !req
2046. in North Dakota or Wisconsin.Copy !req
2047. I buy 'em by the brick, by the gross.Copy !req
2048. - Well some locks
are two bomb locks.Copy !req
2049. I'll just try it again.Copy !req
2050. - Not like that, ya
gotta put it on two bars.Copy !req
2051. - Oh yeah, suddenly you'reCopy !req
2052. the explosive button expert right?Copy !req
2053. - Ba ba ba ba ba,
Alexander Solkin presents.Copy !req
2054. - Stupid Boy.Copy !req
2055. - In color.Copy !req
2056. - Huzzah.Copy !req
2057. - Alakazam.Copy !req
2058. - Eh, Rubber Maid bars, neat.Copy !req
2059. - I've never seen anyone
as strong as you are.Copy !req
2060. - Except Sheena Easton.Copy !req
2061. - Come on, let's get out of here.Copy !req
2062. Where to.Copy !req
2063. - To the top.Copy !req
2064. - Hurray.Copy !req
2065. - There's only one way out.Copy !req
2066. Listen, the door's locked on the outside.Copy !req
2067. - What's on the other side?Copy !req
2068. - Two Kararun guards.Copy !req
2069. - Paradise.Copy !req
2070. - Heavily armed.Copy !req
2071. - Okay, here's what we do.Copy !req
2072. - Hey, that's dirty!Copy !req
2073. - Ho dee ho, I hurt myself.Copy !req
2074. - I've been hurt, open up.Copy !req
2075. Somebody help me.Copy !req
2076. - What's going on?Copy !req
2077. - Huh?Copy !req
2078. - Uh-oh.Copy !req
2079. - Oh ah kick punch lunge ha oh.Copy !req
2080. - I hurt myself.Copy !req
2081. - What?Copy !req
2082. - Good work, let's go.Copy !req
2083. - It's boots forevah.Copy !req
2084. - It's Bootsy Collins.Copy !req
2085. - Ohhhhh.Copy !req
2086. - You die, Joe.Copy !req
2087. - We'll have to fight it out.Copy !req
2088. - Well whatta you think we're doing?Copy !req
2089. - Next time I say
let's go to Borneo, let's go.Copy !req
2090. Not me, you idiot.Copy !req
2091. - It's okay friend.Copy !req
2092. - Ha right in the back.Copy !req
2093. - Come on, give me one of those.Copy !req
2094. - No, not one of those.Copy !req
2095. - Oh thank you.Copy !req
2096. - You really picked those two off easily.Copy !req
2097. - Well I'm not a bad shot.Copy !req
2098. Watch this.Copy !req
2099. - Oh that was a thrill kill.Copy !req
2100. - Duck alarm run.Copy !req
2101. - Oh we got an extra point on that.Copy !req
2102. - This way.Copy !req
2103. - Water!Copy !req
2104. - Careful, it might be an ambush.Copy !req
2105. - Wait a minute, it tastes salty.Copy !req
2106. It's gray water.Copy !req
2107. - Ahhhhhh.Copy !req
2108. - Delicious.Copy !req
2109. Huh?Copy !req
2110. - There they are.Copy !req
2111. - Oy.Copy !req
2112. Terrible violence.Copy !req
2113. - Terrible.Copy !req
2114. - Oh they're only shooting flares.Copy !req
2115. - I think they're talcum bombs.Copy !req
2116. - Yeah, could be.Copy !req
2117. Huh?Copy !req
2118. - Die, Joel.Copy !req
2119. - Huh?Copy !req
2120. - Button bombs, whoa!Copy !req
2121. - Hey wow, those
things really work.Copy !req
2122. - Ya gotta
remember to take them offCopy !req
2123. before you take your
clothes to the laundry.Copy !req
2124. - Oh yeah.Copy !req
2125. - Blow up a dry cleaner.Copy !req
2126. Oh this was a good plan, wasn't it?Copy !req
2127. Whoops.Copy !req
2128. All right, come on in.Copy !req
2129. Bring 'er down.Copy !req
2130. Uh, little right, little right.Copy !req
2131. Up there ya go, watch your space cushion.Copy !req
2132. It's a little driving joke.Copy !req
2133. Bring it down, keep
going, come on, come on.Copy !req
2134. - No, I'm sorry
you failed your test.Copy !req
2135. You'll have to come back in two weeks.Copy !req
2136. Happens to most of the guys.Copy !req
2137. - This is Joe.Copy !req
2138. - Hello Joe, whatta ya know?Copy !req
2139. - Just got back from Kokomo.Copy !req
2140. - Ken?Copy !req
2141. - Ken?Copy !req
2142. - Can ya hear me?Copy !req
2143. Ken, please come in.Copy !req
2144. - Ready?Copy !req
2145. - Moses?Copy !req
2146. - Arita.Copy !req
2147. - Meeta maid.Copy !req
2148. Where would I be without you.Copy !req
2149. - I'm seeing things.Copy !req
2150. - No, you're seeing me.Copy !req
2151. Is that what I am to you, a thing?Copy !req
2152. - This must be a hallucination.Copy !req
2153. - With that hair it must be.Copy !req
2154. - Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
2155. - Rita!Copy !req
2156. What are you doing here?Copy !req
2157. - I've been trying to
track you down for days.Copy !req
2158. We got a radio message that you'd brokenCopy !req
2159. out of a Kararu jail.Copy !req
2160. They said you were a traitor.Copy !req
2161. And here you are in an
Earth Space Command uniform.Copy !req
2162. - Traiting.Copy !req
2163. - I was forced to wear this uniform.Copy !req
2164. They said they'd kill me otherwise.Copy !req
2165. - A likely story.Copy !req
2166. I don't know what's come over you, Ken.Copy !req
2167. - I want my tapes back.Copy !req
2168. - You've turned traitor.Copy !req
2169. Abandoned me and killed my brother.Copy !req
2170. - It was an accident.Copy !req
2171. - Okay.Copy !req
2172. - He was getting ready
to shoot a little boyCopy !req
2173. whose name also happened to be Ken.Copy !req
2174. I was just trying to stop him.Copy !req
2175. - Ken!Copy !req
2176. - But we'll just run the clip.Copy !req
2177. - Don't shoot!Copy !req
2178. - Oh come on, we're
intimate with this sceneCopy !req
2179. for crying out loud.Copy !req
2180. - Traitor.Copy !req
2181. - That's what really happened, Rita.Copy !req
2182. I swear I'm telling you the truth.Copy !req
2183. I'm not a traitor to our country.Copy !req
2184. You know that, I simply refusedCopy !req
2185. to kill an innocent child.Copy !req
2186. And I didn't wanna
fight with your brother.Copy !req
2187. - So I killed 'im.Copy !req
2188. - I believe you.Copy !req
2189. You can't betray a country
you never belonged to.Copy !req
2190. - Huh?Copy !req
2191. - Ken you once told
me your father came to ValnaCopy !req
2192. as a missionary.Copy !req
2193. - Oh that bag,
I thought they clearedCopy !req
2194. that up in counseling.Copy !req
2195. - You're really an earthling.Copy !req
2196. - Go on, go on, murder me in cold bloodCopy !req
2197. if you want to.Copy !req
2198. - You deserve worse.Copy !req
2199. To die a slow death.Copy !req
2200. - Then what are you waiting for?Copy !req
2201. I know Valna law as well as you do.Copy !req
2202. I caused your brother's deathCopy !req
2203. and now you've been sent out to kill me.Copy !req
2204. Well I'm all ready to die, Rita.Copy !req
2205. - Ken.Copy !req
2206. - You'd be doing me a favor.Copy !req
2207. I can't live in dishonor.Copy !req
2208. Go ahead, shoot.Copy !req
2209. - But first,
swallow my lapel button.Copy !req
2210. As a symbol of our love, hmmm?Copy !req
2211. - Shoot him down, shoot to kill.Copy !req
2212. - Stinker.Copy !req
2213. - Buck fever.Copy !req
2214. Oh it's made out of electrician's tape.Copy !req
2215. - Come on, get it over with.Copy !req
2216. What's the point of
living if the girl I loveCopy !req
2217. more than life itself
thinks that I'm a traitor?Copy !req
2218. - Kill him.Copy !req
2219. - Kill him.Copy !req
2220. - Now, Rita.Copy !req
2221. - Hey ya know this
is just like Richard III.Copy !req
2222. - Sure is.Copy !req
2223. Won't do it.Copy !req
2224. - It took me seven
days to get this gunCopy !req
2225. now I can't use it.Copy !req
2226. - Nice to see there
was a damn in the background.Copy !req
2227. - That peasant
blouse is all wrong on her.Copy !req
2228. - I can't do it.Copy !req
2229. I can't kill the man I love.Copy !req
2230. - Then kill the one you're with.Copy !req
2231. - Oh my foot!Copy !req
2232. Why am I having such a crappy day?Copy !req
2233. - Rita.Copy !req
2234. - Meeta Maid.Copy !req
2235. - Glycerin tear again.Copy !req
2236. - My darling, Ken.Copy !req
2237. - I'm gonna have
to remember that lineCopy !req
2238. for the bars, it works.Copy !req
2239. - Um, you're crying on my bomb.Copy !req
2240. - Ouch.Copy !req
2241. - Rita.Copy !req
2242. - Oh get off the tilt-a-whirl.Copy !req
2243. - Oh it's over.Copy !req
2244. - That was great.Copy !req
2245. - What happens to us now?Copy !req
2246. Are we both just fugitives in space?Copy !req
2247. No matter what you or I say or do,Copy !req
2248. they'll never let us go home.Copy !req
2249. Valna, I'd love to see it again.Copy !req
2250. - What do we need Valna for?Copy !req
2251. We've got each other.Copy !req
2252. We can start a new life somewhere else.Copy !req
2253. - On a slag heap?Copy !req
2254. - Rita, it won't work.Copy !req
2255. They'll never leave us
in peace, you know that.Copy !req
2256. - How can you say that.Copy !req
2257. If we keep loving each
other, we'll find a way.Copy !req
2258. - Boy you are naive.Copy !req
2259. - How long can that love last?Copy !req
2260. You know what you'll see every morningCopy !req
2261. when you wake up?Copy !req
2262. You'll be staring straight at the manCopy !req
2263. who killed your brother.Copy !req
2264. - Will you be there too?Copy !req
2265. - Ken.Copy !req
2266. - It won't work, Rita.Copy !req
2267. Too much has already happened to us.Copy !req
2268. Soon we'd start hating each other.Copy !req
2269. - I won't let you talk like that.Copy !req
2270. - It just won't work.Copy !req
2271. Why didn't you kill me before?Copy !req
2272. - What?Copy !req
2273. - You heard.Copy !req
2274. Kill me and get it over with.Copy !req
2275. - Come on chicken, you
chicken, come on kill me,Copy !req
2276. come on chickenCopy !req
2277. - I wonder what he's thinking.Copy !req
2278. - Ditch 'er, go run.Copy !req
2279. - You are going to die.Copy !req
2280. I am going to kill you.Copy !req
2281. - Ken.Copy !req
2282. Rita.Copy !req
2283. He killed the tree.Copy !req
2284. - Rita!Copy !req
2285. - Meeta maid!Copy !req
2286. - Rita, are you all right?Copy !req
2287. - I killed your
other brothers by the way.Copy !req
2288. - Ken, traitor, it was
you who fired that shot.Copy !req
2289. It was you.Copy !req
2290. - Wait, let me explain.Copy !req
2291. Oh darn.Copy !req
2292. - The most important
part of me just died too.Copy !req
2293. - Well at least he gets to keepCopy !req
2294. that swell Star Trek stuff.Copy !req
2295. - Well honey, looks like
I'm gonna have to gut 'ya.Copy !req
2296. - Ohhhhhh.Copy !req
2297. - That's it, make
it look like a robbery.Copy !req
2298. - I heard gunfire.Copy !req
2299. Are you all right?Copy !req
2300. - Where have you been?Copy !req
2301. - I'm fine, the others are dead.Copy !req
2302. - Who's she, what happened to her?Copy !req
2303. - A Kararun girl got
caught in the crossfire.Copy !req
2304. - Huh, bummer.Copy !req
2305. - It's late, we better get going.Copy !req
2306. There's nothing we can do here.Copy !req
2307. - But I'm thirsty again.Copy !req
2308. - Will you get going?Copy !req
2309. - Good-bye, Rita, good-bye.Copy !req
2310. - Come back, I'm not dead.Copy !req
2311. You didn't check for a pulse.Copy !req
2312. - Next time on Twin Peaks.Copy !req
2313. - Help, Ken.Copy !req
2314. - I've got you.Copy !req
2315. - Come 'ere you, come on.Copy !req
2316. - Let 'im go.Copy !req
2317. Drop 'im.Copy !req
2318. - Would you take those
rocks out of your pockets.Copy !req
2319. - Rock climbing, Joel.Copy !req
2320. - Rock climbing.Copy !req
2321. - Casesar Romero?Copy !req
2322. Edmund Hillary?Copy !req
2323. - Oh they're down there.Copy !req
2324. Jump for it!Copy !req
2325. - Hey-ey-ey!Copy !req
2326. - New from the Franklin Mint.Copy !req
2327. - Oh, he's sendin' 'em a message.Copy !req
2328. He's saying, hey my emblem came off.Copy !req
2329. - Do do do.Copy !req
2330. - I'm blind, I'm blind, help me.Copy !req
2331. - Ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
2332. - Take a picture
of us, we're posing.Copy !req
2333. - It'll last longer.Copy !req
2334. - Ken!Copy !req
2335. - Nice teeth.Copy !req
2336. - Captain, Ken made it.Copy !req
2337. - Captain Ken made it?Copy !req
2338. - What about the Caesar officer?Copy !req
2339. - He's there too.Copy !req
2340. - I knew he'd pull it off.Copy !req
2341. - Now let's break out the liquor.Copy !req
2342. Oh I drank it all.Copy !req
2343. - Ken you did it.Copy !req
2344. - Ken!Copy !req
2345. - Good work, son.Copy !req
2346. - Welcome back, Ken.Copy !req
2347. - I was so worried about you.Copy !req
2348. Oh Ken!Copy !req
2349. - Let me introduce myself.Copy !req
2350. - I'm a man of wealth and taste.Copy !req
2351. - Sir, welcome Colonel.Copy !req
2352. I'm Captain Joe, welcome aboard.Copy !req
2353. - This is my fleet
of Elvis impersonators.Copy !req
2354. - Join me for
Up All Night, c movies.Copy !req
2355. - Bacchus 3 will be backCopy !req
2356. in Sweet, Sweet Back's Badass Song.Copy !req
2357. It's a movie.Copy !req
2358. Bye!Copy !req
2359. - I'll wet' 'em.Copy !req
2360. - No, to be continued?Copy !req
2361. - Ah no!Copy !req
2362. No, get us outta here, Joel.Copy !req
2363. - Well this one over
here dispatches a specialCopy !req
2364. aquatic version of
Greenpeace's Rainbow WarriorsCopy !req
2365. to go out and do battle against the man.Copy !req
2366. - Heavy, rave on Joel, hype it up buddy.Copy !req
2367. - Right well this one over
here, well heaven forbidCopy !req
2368. the robot that may try
to touch this buttonCopy !req
2369. or even brush against it for that robotCopy !req
2370. would become my personal slave.Copy !req
2371. No robot can venture too far outCopy !req
2372. of the ship, especially if such a robotCopy !req
2373. were to disguise his true identityCopy !req
2374. from me in the form of feather.Copy !req
2375. Heaven help that poor
robot that may try that.Copy !req
2376. - Really, uh let me try.Copy !req
2377. Okay here we go.Copy !req
2378. - No, no that would be an abominationCopy !req
2379. of robots everywhere.Copy !req
2380. - Well what's that other one do?Copy !req
2381. - This is portion control, next question.Copy !req
2382. - Okay how 'bout that one?Copy !req
2383. - This does any number of
fantasmagorical wondrous thingsCopy !req
2384. the most benign being that Tommy JeffriesCopy !req
2385. who lives in Belize and
dad works on an oil derrickCopy !req
2386. gets a tasty pudding snack.Copy !req
2387. - What a rush.Copy !req
2388. That Joel Robinson is one bad.Copy !req
2389. - Shut your mouth.Copy !req
2390. - I was talkin' about Joel.Copy !req
2391. - That's all right.Copy !req
2392. Anyway, we've got a letter hereCopy !req
2393. form David A DiCordova.Copy !req
2394. - Way to go, kid.Copy !req
2395. - Thanks, Mr. Crow.Copy !req
2396. - And he writes in to
answer to the questionCopy !req
2397. of what is the cool thing
that we did a while back.Copy !req
2398. And he writes, let's put
this up on still story.Copy !req
2399. He writes "Dear Gentlemen
and Gypsy, concerningCopy !req
2400. "the cool thing, my guess is
that you saw a time portalCopy !req
2401. "floating in space. Taking
into account that overallCopy !req
2402. "the crew is against
imperialism, jingoism,Copy !req
2403. "church state as one,
facism, exploitation, racismCopy !req
2404. "in short all those 'ideals' held dearCopy !req
2405. "by our world leaders
here on earth. I'd ventureCopy !req
2406. "to say this time portal showed
mankind living in peace."Copy !req
2407. Well we're sorry David A DiCordova
from Seattle, Washington.Copy !req
2408. But this was the cool thing.Copy !req
2409. Mexican stoplight candy.Copy !req
2410. - Ohhhhhh, what a burn.Copy !req
2411. - Whatta ya think sirs?Copy !req
2412. - Now this to me is good TV.Copy !req
2413. Being genetically altered
on cable television.Copy !req
2414. Anne Dillard will be out
to discuss her new bookCopy !req
2415. and then later on, Topel, that robust starCopy !req
2416. of Fiddler on the Roof will be out.Copy !req
2417. - Frank, are we off the air?Copy !req
2418. - Uh, I thought it
was time to push the button.Copy !req
2419. Besides, don't ya wanna get startedCopy !req
2420. genetically altering Jack Perkins?Copy !req
2421. - Look, we don't
go off until I say we go off.Copy !req
2422. Now run down to the storeroom
and get that spare head.Copy !req
2423. I've got a mad posh to give Jack PerkinsCopy !req
2424. the head of Vivian Vance.Copy !req
2425. - Sorry, Sarge.Copy !req
2426. - Ah Vivian VanceCopy !req
2427. - You're stuck here.Copy !req