1. Hey Rarity, hey Pinkie Pie.
What are you looking at?
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2. Rainbow Dash!
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3. Isn't she the most daring devil?
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4. I mean, the most devilish darer?
I mean...
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5. She's dazzling!
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6. Oh yeah, that's a good word.
She's dazzling!
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7. - Oh no, oh no, oh no!
- Ayayayayay!
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8. So much for dazzling...
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9. Season 2 | Episode 16
Read it & Weep
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10. Is she gonna be okay?
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11. I'm so worried!
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12. Is her face gonna stay that way?
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13. - How is she, doctor?
- She's going to be fine.
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14. Luckily, she has friends like you
who got her over here in a jiffy.
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15. How long do I need to lie here?
I've got things I need to do!
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16. Well, that all depends on your recovery.
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17. But I'd say a few days minimum.
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18. You guys have gotta get me out of here!
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19. I'm gonna climb the walls!
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20. Just like a spider!
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21. Did the crash somehow give her
super-duper spider powers?
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22. No.
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23. Nor did it give her amazing
healing powers.
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24. She needs to stay in bed for a few days.
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25. Few days? Might as well be
a few months, or few years!
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26. It's not so bad, Rainbow Dash.
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27. I bet the chow in here
is hoof-lickin' good!
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28. And the hospital gowns,
they match the curtains!
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29. And look!
You have a roommate!
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30. What's this?
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31. "Daring Do and the Quest
for the Sapphire Stone."
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32. This is the first story in the series.
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33. I own all of them.
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34. No thanks.
I so don't read.
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35. I'm a world-class athlete.
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36. Reading's for eggheads like you,
Twilight.
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37. No offense, but I am not reading.
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38. It's undeniably, unquestionably, uncool.
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39. Is she serious?
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40. Reading is for everypony,
Rainbow Dash!
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41. Yeah! I love reading.
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42. And my head isn't even close
to the shape of an egg!
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43. It's more the shape of an apple,
or maybe an orange!
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44. But a big orange,
more like a grapefruit really...
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45. All right, my little ponies.
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46. Rainbow Dash needs her rest.
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47. You'll have to come back tomorrow.
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48. I think you'd like Daring.
She's a lot like you.
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49. Adventurous, fierce and undeniably,
unquestionably, unstoppable.
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50. to get to the other side!
Get it?
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51. Nevermind...
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52. As Daring-Do trekked through
the tropical jungle, the wet heat
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53. sapped her energy and
slowed her every step.
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54. If only she could escape
this oppressive atmosphere
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55. and fly up into the cool blue sky...
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56. But her crash landing in the jungle
had injured her wing
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57. and she was grounded for a few days.
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58. Few days... it might as well be
a few months, or a few years!
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59. I'm right there with you, sister.
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60. The mosquitoes buzzed loudly.
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61. The macaws cried from the high trees.
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62. Yet, all of these distracting noises
were not enough to cover the sound
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63. of the predators following her every step.
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64. Safely landing on the other side, Daring finally
allowed herself a moment to breathe.
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65. She turned around to find herself
face to face with the long lost temple
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66. that she had sought tirelessly
for over sixty days and nights!
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67. I hate to admit it to myself, and would
really hate to admit it to my friends
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68. but... I love this story!
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69. I love reading!
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70. I'm an egghead.
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71. The smell of decay and danger
hit Daring-Do as she peered into
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72. the dimly-lit entrance
of the ancient temple.
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73. Hi Rainbow Dash!
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74. Uh, hey, guys...
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75. We thought we'd come and cheer you up!
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76. We brought your favorite board game!
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77. We know how much you like to win!
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78. You go first, Rainbow Dash!
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79. No no, you first.
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80. Alright... cloud three.
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81. Aw, shucks, you... rained on my cumulus.
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82. Go again!
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83. Sky five?
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84. You found my seagull!
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85. - Cloud two?
- You zapped my weather pony!
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86. You stung my bumblebee.
Oh, my thunderbolt.
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87. And that's my last cloud.
You found it.
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88. Guess you guys win, I lose.
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89. But Rainbow Dash,
you didn't even get a turn.
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90. You win some, you lose some.
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91. But you don't lose some.
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92. I don't think you've
ever lost a game of...
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93. Thanks for coming!
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94. But yesterday you were
desperate for things to do!
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95. Do? Who said anything about Daring-Do?
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96. I told you I'm not interested in reading.
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97. It's nap time for me!
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98. Glad we could... cheer you up?
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99. Alright then.
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100. Daring-Do stood at the entrance
to the central temple chamber.
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101. At last, she was face-to-face with
the legendary sapphire statue!
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102. There must be a pattern here.
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103. What do all these animals have in common?
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104. These animals are all predators!
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105. Except... rats!
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106. Hello, Rainbow Dash!
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107. How's our patient doing today?
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108. We need to get some fresh air in here.
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109. You're lookin' sweatier than a pig
wrangler on a summer's day.
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110. Well, guys, thanks for visiting, but...
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111. Okay, now, dinner time for Rainbow Dash.
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112. Just in time.
I am so hungry.
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113. Don't mind us, Rainbow Dash.
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114. Yeah, just go ahead and eat up.
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115. On second thought...
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116. We'll see you tomorrow, Rainbow Dash.
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117. "You thought you could evade me
and capture the relic for yourself."
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118. "But you are sadly mistaken, Miss Do."
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119. And now, you shall meet your doom!
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120. Who is this dude?
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121. You won't get away with this, Ahuizotl!
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122. But I already have...
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123. Not again...
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124. Quicksand!
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125. Rainbow Dash?
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126. Rainbow Dash?
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127. Rainbow Daaaash?
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128. - Oh, good evenin...
- Morning.
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129. morning, Doc.
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130. Have you been up all night?
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131. Of course not.
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132. Well, I'll be quick.
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133. Congratulations, Rainbow Dash,
we're checking you out of the hospital.
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134. What?
Later today?
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135. No.
Right now!
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136. Right now?
Right now, right now?
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137. Right now, right now.
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138. But I don't feel better!
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139. Now take it easy, Rainbow Dash.
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140. Remember to stay off
that wing for a week.
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141. How will I ever find out
what happened to Daring-Do?
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142. Is Ahuizotl gonna get away
with the statuette?
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143. What's gonna happen to Daring?
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144. Twilight has a copy of the book!
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145. But I can't ask her after
I called her an egghead and all...
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146. This is making me sick all over again!
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147. The pain... the pain!
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148. Rainbow Dash, what are you doing here?
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149. Anything wrong?
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150. My wing!
It's still hurting, Doc.
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151. Ouch!
Right there.
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152. I was touching your good wing.
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153. Uh, right.
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154. Well, I think that one's hurting now too.
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155. I think I know what the trouble is.
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156. A severe case of lazy-itis.
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157. But, you got me all wrong, Doc!
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158. I'm not being lazy!
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159. You're fine, Rainbow Dash.
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160. Give it some time and you'll be
right back in the swing of things.
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161. Good day, Rainbow Dash.
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162. Take care!
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163. What am I gonna do?
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164. I'll never get to sleep without knowing
what happens to Daring-Do!
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165. Which may not be such a bad thing...
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166. Feels like the harder I struggle,
the tighter the ropes get!
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167. Burglar, burglar!
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168. Someone's trying to steal my slippers!
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169. I'm not trying to steal your slippers,
I'm trying to steal this book!
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170. Stop, thief!
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171. Hey, nopony invited me!
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172. Hasn't anypony heard of beauty sleep?
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173. Rainbow Dash,
what in the world is going on?
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174. Why are you stealing slippers?
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175. Hey, get back to the hospital!
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176. What's all the ruckus?
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177. I'd say it's more of a fracas
than a ruckus.
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178. What's going on, Rainbow Dash?
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179. I'm an egghead.
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180. Pardon?
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181. See, I was trying to get back into
the hospital to finish the last chapter of...
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182. "Daring-Do and the Quest
for the Sapphire Statue"!
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183. You got me.
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184. I knew the book was good,
but I didn't know it could drive
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185. a pony to petty theft!
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186. Good? Try awesomely amazing.
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187. That book is undeniably,
unquestionably, un-put-down-able!
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188. But then I had to put it down.
I was sent home before I could finish it.
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189. Well, I'm glad that's all this is about.
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190. There's no reason to go
around causin' a ruckus...
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191. Fracas!
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192. causin' a fracas,
just because you like to read.
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193. Like I said, I have
every book in the series.
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194. And you can borrow them all,
any time you like!
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195. Thanks, Twilight.
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196. I'm sorry I made such a big deal
about all of this.
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197. I thought reading was just
for smart ponies like you.
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198. Rainbow Dash, just because you're athletic
doesn't mean you aren't smart!
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199. Yeah!
Just look at me!
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200. Reading is something everypony can enjoy,
if they just give it a try.
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201. Yeah, I get it.
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202. I shouldn't knock something
until I've tried it.
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203. That's a great lesson.
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204. And it would make a great letter
to the Princess.
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205. - Did you get all that?
- Yeah...?
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206. Great!
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207. You write the letter,
I've gotta finish this book!
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208. Another day, another dungeon!
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209. With Daring-Do out of the way,
the world will suffer mightily at my hands.
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210. I am victorious!
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211. I'll take that!
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212. Wha...?
Noooooooo!
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213. Better luck next time, Ahuizotl!
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214. Curse you, Daring-Do!
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215. And so, with Ahuizotl defeated,
and the sapphire statue secured...
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216. the world was safe and sound,
once again.
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217. Thanks to Daring-Do!
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218. Daring-Do and the Griffon's Goblet...
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219. Awesome!
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