1. The timber wolves are a-howlin'!
The timber wolves are a-howlin'!Copy !req
2. Eyup.Copy !req
3. The Zap Apples are comin'!
The Zap Apples are comin'!Copy !req
4. Yay, the Zap Apples are comin'!Copy !req
5. That's what I said.Copy !req
6. Hey, silly goose!
Quit your gawkin' and move your caboose!Copy !req
7. Ready, Granny!Copy !req
8. - Ready for what?
- For makin' Zap Apple Jam!Copy !req
9. Darn tootin'! It's time for some good
old-fashioned Zap Apple Jammin'!Copy !req
10. Yes mam, I can't wait mam!Copy !req
11. Wait for what?Copy !req
12. To make Zap Apple Jam with you!Copy !req
13. Of course!Copy !req
14. Now I been doing this ever
since I was a little pony.Copy !req
15. So be warned, pickle pear,
there's a whole mess steps in this processCopy !req
16. and you got to get each one of them just right...Copy !req
17. or no Zap Apple Jam.Copy !req
18. Take this.Copy !req
19. Is this one of your gazillion secret herbal
ingredients for the Zap Apple Jam?Copy !req
20. That there's a broom.
Now get sweepin', pipsqueak!Copy !req
21. Now while you sweep, I'll get to...Copy !req
22. Oh ponyfeathers!Copy !req
23. Bet I'd forget my mane if it
wasn't attached to my head.Copy !req
24. There's the Zap Apple leaves!
Right on schedule!Copy !req
25. Well, howdy-doo there, Filthy Rich!Copy !req
26. Hello, Mrs. Smith, did I hear right that there's
a Zap Apple harvest coming in a few days?Copy !req
27. Four days, to be exact.Copy !req
28. Excellent news!Copy !req
29. And as usual, I get your first hundred jars?Copy !req
30. 'Course, Filthy.Copy !req
31. I prefer Rich?Copy !req
32. Oh, you poor, poor thing...Copy !req
33. having to make all that
Zap Apple Jam with Granny Smith.Copy !req
34. Actually, I been looking forward to
making Zap Apple Jam for years!Copy !req
35. I'm not talking about the jam,
I'm talking about Granny Smith!Copy !req
36. You must be sooo embarassed.Copy !req
37. What do ya mean?Copy !req
38. You know, with all her silly ways,
how she forgets things...Copy !req
39. and makes you wear these
ridiculous costumes?Copy !req
40. Don't worry.
Your secret is safe with me.Copy !req
41. "Silly ways"?Copy !req
42. Thank you kindly, Filthy!Copy !req
43. Shake a leg there, slowpoke!Copy !req
44. We got a gaggle's worth of goods
to gather before the harvest.Copy !req
45. Come on!Copy !req
46. Gonna make Zap Apple Jam, oopsie ooh!Copy !req
47. They don't make 'em like they used to.Copy !req
48. Hey, you bite it, you buy it!Copy !req
49. Why hello bees, Beatrice, Beecher!
You've all been busy little bees, haven't you?Copy !req
50. Granny, isn't there a less
silly way to get the honey?Copy !req
51. Isn't this just precious?Copy !req
52. Please stop!Copy !req
53. And it is perfect for makin'
our Zap Apple Jam!Copy !req
54. Stop it, Granny!Copy !req
55. Granny, please!
Those ponies over there are watchin' me!Copy !req
56. What?
Are those fillies your friends?Copy !req
57. Hello, Half-pint's friends!Copy !req
58. Hi, Granny Smith!
Hi, Half-pint!Copy !req
59. What dolls.Copy !req
60. Why, when I was little,
ponies didn't come that purdy.Copy !req
61. Are we done shopping, Granny?Copy !req
62. 'Cause I'd like to get back to the farm, fast.Copy !req
63. Hold on, snellybelly.Copy !req
64. I got my honey, gooey-goo!
Got my honey, gooey-ooh!Copy !req
65. Got my honey, iddley-hoo!Copy !req
66. And by capturing the whole sale market,
purchasing in bulk and slashing all pricesCopy !req
67. we undermine every other gift market in town.Copy !req
68. And that's how Rich's Barnyard Bargains
became the cornerstone of retail in Ponyville.Copy !req
69. Well, thank you, Mr. Filthy- I mean, Mr. Rich...Copy !req
70. what a wonderful day of sharing!Copy !req
71. And thank you for being a part of
Family Appreciation Day!Copy !req
72. Now, let's see who will be bringing in a family memberCopy !req
73. for next Monday's Family Appreciation Day...Copy !req
74. Oh! Apple Bloom!Copy !req
75. But Miss Cheerilee,
Monday is Zap Apple harvest day!Copy !req
76. And Applejack and Big Macintosh
will be too busy to come and speak.Copy !req
77. Well, is there anypony else
in your family that could-Copy !req
78. Miss Cheerilee! Apple Bloom's Granny Smith
isn't working harvest...Copy !req
79. she could come.Copy !req
80. Oh!
But, uh, no, that wouldn't-Copy !req
81. That's a splendid idea, Diamond Tiara!Copy !req
82. Apple Bloom, you shall bring in
Granny Smith on Monday.Copy !req
83. Have a great weekend, everypony!Copy !req
84. Granny Smith?
Come Monday?Copy !req
85. I'll be the laughing stock of Ponyville!Copy !req
86. I'm sorry, Apple Bloom,
I already told you thatCopy !req
87. we just can't take a break from
harvest to come to your school.Copy !req
88. You know what'll happen.Copy !req
89. I know... after the fifth day,
the Zap Apples disappear...Copy !req
90. Look! The third sign!Copy !req
91. Right on time!Copy !req
92. Hot diggity!Copy !req
93. Alright, you lazy daisies,
cool your caboose!Copy !req
94. I'm sorry, Apple Bloom,
but don't you fret.Copy !req
95. Granny Smith's got no shortage
of entertainin' stories to tell.Copy !req
96. I know.
That's what I'm worried about...Copy !req
97. I'll be embarrassed, shamed,
disgraced, mortified, humiliate-Copy !req
98. What are you, a dictionary?Copy !req
99. Snap out of it,
we're here to help you!Copy !req
100. After all, we are the
Cutie Mark Crusaders.Copy !req
101. We'll figure out a way to
postpone your presentation.Copy !req
102. But how?Copy !req
103. All this worry is makin' me sick!Copy !req
104. Sick?Copy !req
105. That's it!
C'mon!Copy !req
106. Ten-hut!Copy !req
107. Now listen here, troops!Copy !req
108. I don't want any whinin', or cryin',
or crackin' under pressure!Copy !req
109. Do I make myself clear?Copy !req
110. Court-martial!Copy !req
111. Stay still, Apple Bloom!
You have to look sick!Copy !req
112. Hey, this is hot!Copy !req
113. What in the hayseed is going on
in there, silly fillies?Copy !req
114. Oh, Granny Smith! We were
just about to come get you!Copy !req
115. Apple Bloom's sick!Copy !req
116. Looks like she may have
to stay home all week!Copy !req
117. Perfect as a Piccadilly pear!Copy !req
118. Now what?Copy !req
119. It's already almost sundown!Copy !req
120. Tomorrow is Sunday and I only have
one more day to figure something out!Copy !req
121. Hey!
Look!Copy !req
122. That's the fourth sign!Copy !req
123. The Zap Apples have appeared!Copy !req
124. And that gives me an idea!Copy !req
125. We can't move Family Appreciation Day,
so let's move harvest day instead!Copy !req
126. They don't look... quite ripe.Copy !req
127. Harvesting apples early
never hurt an apple.Copy !req
128. I don't know... Zap Apple trees
aren't like normal apple trees.Copy !req
129. They're magic.Copy !req
130. How different can they be?Copy !req
131. Well if we can't buck 'em,
let's just pick 'em!Copy !req
132. Any other bright ideas?Copy !req
133. Granny Smith, it's Miss Cheerilee!Copy !req
134. Apple Bloom said you
wanted to speak with me?Copy !req
135. Hello?
Granny Smi-Copy !req
136. Well hello there!
Howdydoo!Copy !req
137. Hi... Granny Smith...
is everything okay?Copy !req
138. Of course it is!
Why wouldn't it be?Copy !req
139. Excuse me, pickles always
give me the hiccups!Copy !req
140. I need to tell you that I can't make
the presentation on Monday after all!Copy !req
141. Oh no, is that so?Copy !req
142. No doubts about it!Copy !req
143. I gotta shear the flowers
and water the sheep!Copy !req
144. I mean, I have to water the flowers
and shear the sheep!Copy !req
145. That's too bad.
We can reschedule.Copy !req
146. Where am I?Copy !req
147. Well howdy, Miss Cheerilee!
You window shopping?Copy !req
148. No, you asked me to come
here to tell me that youCopy !req
149. wouldn't be making it to
Family Appreciation Day?Copy !req
150. Fiddlesticks! I wouldn't miss it
for all the tea in Canterlot!Copy !req
151. - But, didn't you just say...
- See you Monday!Copy !req
152. I can't believe she woke up from her nap.Copy !req
153. She never wakes up from her nap!Copy !req
154. I wish I could just run off and hide!Copy !req
155. Well you can't run off...
but maybe somepony else can!Copy !req
156. The Zap Apple harvest has begun!Copy !req
157. And tomorrow we'll be making up
some Zap Apple Jam!Copy !req
158. Miss Granny Smith?
Telegram.Copy !req
159. Well, bust my buttons.Copy !req
160. Uncle Apple Strudel wants me to pay him a visit.Copy !req
161. And you can just make the 8am train.Copy !req
162. I already packed you a bag!Copy !req
163. Well that was considerate.Copy !req
164. But don't you worry, flibbertigibbet!Copy !req
165. I'll be back in time to make that jam!Copy !req
166. That train ride takes all day.
I'm safe.Copy !req
167. For today's Family Appreciation DayCopy !req
168. we are pleased to welcome Granny Smith.Copy !req
169. Apple Bloom?
Is Granny Smith here?Copy !req
170. I'm sorry, Miss Cheerilee,
but she got called out of townCopy !req
171. on account of a family emergency...Copy !req
172. Well howdy, my little ponies!Copy !req
173. Howdy, y'all! I'm as happy as a pig
in a fresh mudpile to be here!Copy !req
174. What are you doing here?
Did you miss the train?Copy !req
175. No, it came.
And Uncle Apple Strudel was on it.Copy !req
176. Ooooooh, noogie noogie noggie!Copy !req
177. I can't wait to hear
Granny Smith's presentation...Copy !req
178. if she can remember any of it.Copy !req
179. Long ago, when I was a little pony...Copy !req
180. things were very different here in Ponyville...Copy !req
181. 'cause there was no Ponyville!Copy !req
182. That's right, my little ponies.Copy !req
183. Me and my family were pilgrim pony folkCopy !req
184. back when I was a little filly.Copy !req
185. We ventured far and wideCopy !req
186. collecting new seeds and sellin' them on.Copy !req
187. But my pa was the finest seed collector in all of Equestria.Copy !req
188. Then, one day, the Smith family
found themselves in the most brilliant,Copy !req
189. most grand, most magnificent of all cities.Copy !req
190. A place called... Canterlot.Copy !req
191. Why, I bet your hooves to hindquarters thatCopy !req
192. I had never seen anything like it before nor since.Copy !req
193. And as if the beauty of that city
wasn't enough, suddenly, she appeared...Copy !req
194. Princess Celestia, the most regal of all ponies.Copy !req
195. When lo and behold, she stopped and
look at my pa's seed collection.Copy !req
196. Then Princess Celestia saw that
we were plumb-tuckeredCopy !req
197. and hankerin' to find our forever home.Copy !req
198. And bein' a royal Princess and all,Copy !req
199. she knew exactly the place for us
to lay down our stakes.Copy !req
200. My pa gave the Princess a mighty thanks.Copy !req
201. We quickly found that land near the Everfree ForestCopy !req
202. and we built our first home.Copy !req
203. Next, we planted our first orchards.Copy !req
204. But an orchard don't grow overnight...Copy !req
205. and we were getting mighty short on food.Copy !req
206. Now mind you, we were
cautioned about the forestCopy !req
207. and we knew that it was not fit to enter.Copy !req
208. But I knew there was critters livin' thereCopy !req
209. so there must be somethin' to eat.Copy !req
210. It was dark and mustyCopy !req
211. and I won't lie, it was scary.Copy !req
212. But every inch was covered in plant life.Copy !req
213. And before I knew it wasn't I standin'Copy !req
214. in front of the most incredible...Copy !req
215. apple trees!Copy !req
216. I had never seen anything before
this kind of colorful fruit!Copy !req
217. I started picking apples quick as a whip!Copy !req
218. I turned, and there before me stood...Copy !req
219. the timber wolves!Copy !req
220. I'd never run so fast in my life.Copy !req
221. I did the only thing I could think of...Copy !req
222. My pa and I planted those special apple seedsCopy !req
223. and before our eyes they grew like wildfire.Copy !req
224. Well, we had full grown trees faster
than you could say lickety split.Copy !req
225. Then each year, I paid close attention toCopy !req
226. the signs of the Zap Apple special harvesting times.Copy !req
227. How the weather affects the Everfree ForestCopy !req
228. how the timber wolves howl when
the Zap Apples first start growingCopy !req
229. and how they zapped away if
you didn't pick 'em all in one day!Copy !req
230. And the fruits of our labor were
the best fruit we ever tasted.Copy !req
231. Soon enough I was mixing up batches of Zap Apple Jam.Copy !req
232. Just like harvestin' the Zap Apples had its special rulesCopy !req
233. so did makin' Zap Apple Jam!Copy !req
234. I learned that you gotta be extra friendly with the beesCopy !req
235. otherwise their honey won't taste rightly sweet toCopy !req
236. mix in with the Zap Apples.Copy !req
237. Who'd'a thought that glass jars needed talking to?Copy !req
238. Or that Zap Apples like pink polka dots?Copy !req
239. But magic is as magic does.
Just funny that way.Copy !req
240. Then ponies started comin' to our farm from far and wideCopy !req
241. just to get a taste of my Zap Apple Jam.Copy !req
242. Some of them decided to stay, like Stinkin' Rich...Copy !req
243. Diamond Tiara's great grandfather.Copy !req
244. Matter of fact, the first thing he ever soldCopy !req
245. was my Zap Apple Jam.Copy !req
246. And before we knew it, we had
ourselves a nice little town.Copy !req
247. Bustling with all kinds of ponies.Copy !req
248. And that is how Ponyville was founded.Copy !req
249. Thank you kindly, little ponies.Copy !req
250. Now now, let's settle down.Copy !req
251. So if it weren't for you and the Zap Apples,Copy !req
252. Ponyville wouldn't even exist?Copy !req
253. Darn tootin', little filly!Copy !req
254. If it weren't for my Granny Smith,Copy !req
255. your daddy wouldn't have Barnyard Bargains.Copy !req
256. But-Copy !req
257. But she's just a... kooky old lady!Copy !req
258. She is not a kooky old lady!Copy !req
259. She is the most amazing pony
in all of Ponyville!Copy !req
260. I think this is the best Zap Apple Jam I've tasted yet!Copy !req
261. Must because YOU had something
to do with it, Apple Bloom.Copy !req
262. You betcha.Copy !req
263. Apple Bloom is one humdinger of a Zap Apple Jammer!Copy !req
264. I am?Copy !req
265. So I take it Family Appreciation Day went well?Copy !req
266. Did it?
My Granny Smith is super special!Copy !req
267. I just forgot that for a little while.Copy !req
268. Aw, don't fret.
I forget things all the time.Copy !req
269. Now, I'll getcha...Copy !req
270. somethin'.Copy !req
271. Who wants to help Granny sing to the water?Copy !req
272. We do!
We do!Copy !req
273. Diamond Tiara?Copy !req
274. But dad!Copy !req