My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic 2x1

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John de Lancie as Discord (voice)

The peace of Equestria is threatened when Discord, a mischievous spirit of disharmony, escapes from his imprisonment in stone. Twilight and her friends must defeat him using the Elements of Harmony. If only they can find them!

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1. I want to start our field trip here

2. in the world famous Canterlot sculpture garden

3. That one over there represents friendship

4. Alright my little ponies, this one represents Victory

5. How cool would it be to have that for a cutie mark?

6. Cool,

7. if you were actually victoryful at somethin'

8. Thats not a word!

9. What are you, a dictionary?

10. Girls!

11. now this is a really interesting statue

12. What do you notice about it?

13. It's got an eagle claw

14. And a lion paw!

15. And a snake tail!

16. This creature is called a dragonequus

17. He is the head of a pony and a body of all sorts of other things

18. What do you suppose that represents?

19. Confusion!

20. Evil!

21. Chaos!

22. Its not chaos, you dodo!

23. Don't call me things I don't know the meaning of,

24. and it is too chaos!

25. Is not!

26. You're both wrong!

27. Actually, in a way you're all right

28. This statue represents Discord

29. Which means a lack of harmony between ponies

30. In fact, you three have demonstrated Discord so well,

31. that your each going to write me an essay explaining it

32. Now lets go, and I don't want anymore fighting

33. It's confusion!

34. Evil!

35. Chaos!

36. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

37. Season 2, Episode 1 The Return of Harmony, part 1

38. Come back here you!

39. Gotcha!

40. Eww, what is this?

41. Cotton candy?

42. Wait a second!

43. It's not supposed to rain until tomorrow you can't just...

44. you did

45. Hey I didn't tell you to go anywhere!

46. Rainbow Dash, whats going on with all this rain?

47. I mean chocolate milk! I mean chocolate milk rain!

48. There's crazy weather all over Equestria!

49. Cloudsdale is getting soaked by a major Cola storm right now!

50. But don't worry im not leaving until I get control of Ponyville!

51. Why would you wanna stop this?

52. I heard about your troubles Applejack and I came to see if anything I can do

53. without getting wet, or dirty, or getting out from my umbrella

54. Fluttershy! Do somethin'!

55. Now, Angel, you really should-

56. No! It's not possible! I must be seeing things!

57. Don't worry everyone

58. I've learned a new spell that'll fix everything

59. My failsafe spell... It failed! What do we do?

60. Uh, give up?

61. Spike, Twilight will come up with something

62. Hm, time for plan B

63. Rainbow, can you corral all those clouds in the one corner of the sky?

64. Applejack, I need you to bring those high strong storm clouds down to earth

65. Hey, what happened?

66. Oh dear, I hope none of the animals see this

67. delicious chocolate filled cotton candy clouds, I'd hate to have to share them

68. You and me both sister!

69. Hey!

70. And when y'all done with that, feel free to have some popcorn for dessert

71. You see Spike, you should never give up

72. Theres nothing we can't overcome if we work together

73. Come on girls,

74. Princess Celestia wants to see us all in Canterlot immediately!

75. Princess Celestia, we came as fast as we could

76. Thank you Twilight. Thank you all

77. Is this about the weather? And the animals weird behavior?

78. Whats happening out there, why isn't my magic working? Is there–

79. Follow me

80. I've called you here for a matter of great importance

81. It seems an old foe of mine,

82. someone I thought I had defeated long ago has returned

83. His name is Discord

84. Discord is the mischievous spirit of disharmony

85. Before my sister and I stood up to him,

86. he ruled Equestria in an eternal state of unrest and unhappiness

87. Luna and I saw how miserable life was for earth ponies, pegasi and unicorns alike

88. So after discovering the elements of harmony, we combined our powers

89. and rose up against him, turning him to stone

90. All right, princess!

91. I thought the spell we cast would keep him contained forever

92. But since Luna and I are no longer connected to the elements,

93. the spell has been broken

94. No longer connected?

95. This is Canterlot tower where the elements are kept inside

96. since all of you recovered them

97. I need you to wield the elements of harmony once again

98. and stop Discord before he thrusts all of Equestria into eternal chaos

99. But why us? Why don't you...

100. Hey, look! We're famous!

101. You six showed the full potential of the elements

102. by harnessing the magic of your friendship to beat a mighty foe

103. Although Luna and I once wielded the elements,

104. it is you who now control their power

105. And it is you who must defeat Discord

106. Princess Celestia, you can count on...

107. Hold on a second!

108. Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain, you guys. Chocolate rain!

109. Don't listen to her, princess

110. We'd be honored to use the elements of harmony again

111. You can keep the elements. I'll take that case

112. Have no fear, ponies

113. I have total confidence that you will be able to defeat Discord with these

114. Oh, well. If anyone needs me,

115. I'll be outside in the chocolate puddles with a giant swizzle straw

116. The elements! They're gone!

117. That chamber is protected by a powerful spell that only I can break!

118. This doesn't make sense!

119. Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?

120. Discord! Show yourself!

121. Did you miss me, Celestia?

122. I missed you

123. It's quite lonely being encased in stone but you wouldn't know that, would you?

124. Because I don't turn ponies into stone!

125. Enough! What have you done with the elements of harmony?

126. Oh, I just borrowed them for a teensy little while

127. You'll never get away with this, Discord!

128. Oh, I'd forgotten how grim you can be, Celestia. It's really quite boring

129. Hey! Nopony insults the princess!

130. Oh, you must be Rainbow Dash, famed for her loyalty, the element of harmony you represent

131. That's right! I'll always be loyal to the princess!

132. We'll see about that

133. I can't believe we're wasting our time talking to a tacky window

134. The beautiful Rarity, representing the element of generosity, if I'm not mistaken

135. So you know who we are, big deal

136. Oh, I know much more than that, honest Applejack

137. You seem to know our strengths, too

138. Yes, Twilight Sparkle. And yours is the most powerful and elusive element, magic

139. Fluttershy's is kindness and Pinkie Pie's is a personal favorite of mine–laughter

140. Pinkie!

141. He's standing on your head!

142. Stop stalling, Discord!

143. What have you done with the elements of harmony?

144. Oh, so boring, Celestia. Really. Fine, I'll tell you, but I'll only tell you my way

145. Retrieve your missing elements just make sense of this change of events

146. Twists and turns are my master plan. Then find the elements back where you began. Laughing

147. Can we go home now?

148. What do you recon he meant? Twists and turns and ending back where we started?

149. Twists and turns... twists and turns...

150. Twists and turns! That's it! I bet Discord hid the elements in the palace labyrinth!

151. Good luck, my little ponies. The fate of Equestria is in your hooves

152. Thanks, princess. We won't let you down

153. We have to go in there?

154. Nope! Dopey Discord forgot about these babies!

155. I'll just do a quick flyover and we'll have the elements in no time

156. My wings!

157. Your horn! My horn! Ahhh!

158. laughing You should see the looks on your faces. Priceless!

159. Give us our wings and horns back!

160. You'll get them back in good time

161. I simply took them to ensure there's no cheating. You see, this is the first rule of our game

162. No flying and no magic

163. The first rule?

164. The second rule is everypony has to play or the game is over and I win

165. Good luck, everypony!

166. Never fear, girls, we have each other!

167. Yeah! Like Twilight said, there's nothing we can't overcome if we all stick together!

168. All right, girls, let's do this!

169. Together!

170. Stay calm, girls!

171. Everypony head to the middle as fast as you can and we'll regroup there!

172. Moving out!

173. See you at the center

174. Yeehaw!

175. See you guys there!

176. What's that? Who's there? Girls!

177. What in tarnation?

178. Where am I?

179. Who are y'all?

180. The keepers of the grove of truth

181. You may ask us one question past, future or present

182. But be warned that the truth may not always be pleasant

183. All right then, I don't trust this place worth a hill of beans

184. but I've got a really bad feeling about this feller Discord

185. What's gonna come of this mission we're on?

186. For the answer you seek, go ahead, take a peek

187. I hope I never see you again!

188. Me too!

189. Fine!

190. Fine!

191. It's settled, then

192. No! Our friendship? Over?

193. It can't be true. It just can't!

194. That just can't be the truth

195. If all the truth does is make your heart ache, sometimes a lie is easier to take

196. Applejack! Thank goodness! I thought I heard voices over here

197. Who were you talking to?

198. I was talking to... uh

199. nopony! Nopony whatsoever!

200. What?

201. Nothing. Come on, we best be going

202. Did Applejack just...?

203. Come on, Twilight! Applejack wouldn't lie

204. This is the greatest balloon garden I've ever seen!

205. It's the first balloon garden I've ever seen, but still! Wah!

206. Hey, what gives?

207. What's the matter, Pinkie Pie? I thought you appreciated a good laugh

208. It's different. They're laughing at me

209. It's hardly different. Your friends laugh at you all the time

210. My friends laugh with me, not at me

211. Oh, really?

212. No! Stop it!

213. Stop laughing at me!

214. Oh, poor Pinkie Pie. And here I thought laughter made you happy

215. Happy?

216. I don't think so

217. Pinkie Pie! Are we glad to see you

218. Oh you are, huh? Why? Need a good laugh?

219. Pinkie?

220. What do you suppose has her so upset? It's not like her

221. I didn't notice anything strange about Pinkie

222. Weird

223. Better pick up the pace before the stress of this gets the better of all of us

224. I was expecting an audience with the princess, not outdoor sports

225. Oh my

226. Welcome to your lucky day, Rarity

227. You've found the one thing in Equestria that could rival my face for sheer beauty

228. What do you think? You like?

229. Yes, I like very much

230. No! No, I shan't succumb to such fabulousness

231. Must... get to the... center... to meet... the others

232. Mine!

233. Well, Rarity, it took forever but it was worth it

234. Who knew three little gemstones would turn out to be this handsome hunk of a diamond?

235. Now to get you home

236. Rarity! Are we glad to see

237. why are you carrying a humongous boulder?

238. What do you mean, «boulder?»

239. This big beautiful bedazzling rock is a diamond! And it's all mine

240. Keep your envious little eyes off it! I found it and it's mine fair and square!

241. Okay, I can do this. I can

242. Wait a minute... butterflies?

243. Wait! Don't leave me here!

244. Fluttershy, looks like you've been left behind by your so-called friends, huh?

245. Oh, no. I'm certain they're doing their best to find me

246. Well it must be so upsetting to know how weak and helpless they think you are

247. Not at all. I am weak and helpless and I appreciate their understanding

248. Yes... well, it burns you up.. I mean, that they're always pointing out all your flaws, right?

249. Not really. In fact, I think I'm awfully lucky to have friends who want me to be the best I can be

250. Oh, for goodness sake. You've been kind for far too long, my dear

251. Time to be cruel. Arrivederci!

252. Fluttershy! I'm so glad to see a friendly face

253. This awful labyrinth is getting to everypony

254. Aw, boo hoo hoo!

255. Why don't you wave your magic little horn and make everything all right?

256. Uh

257. Oh, that's right, you can't. You don't have one

258. What is happening to my friends?

259. And what are you laughing at?

260. Chocolate milk

261. Little help here

262. Thanks, Twilight

263. You're welco...

264. But don't get any ideas about my gem

265. I know where you live

266. I've got you now, element

267. I can see why you like these clouds so much. Very plush

268. Get off there and put 'em up! Come on! Let's go!

269. Hey, I'm here to deliver a message

270. I've got a message for you, too!

271. Listen closely, this is important

272. A weighty choice is yours to make. The right selection or a big mistake

273. If a wrong choice you choose to pursue, the foundations of home will crumble without you

274. Cloudsdale? Crumble without me?

275. No!

276. That box contains your wings

277. You can take them and leave the game or you can carry on aimlessly wandering this maze. Your choice

278. Must... find... Rainbow Dash

279. As a team... we're unstoppable. Rainbow Dash won't let us down

280. Well, looky there. Rainbow Dash is flying away. She's abandoning us

281. Now I know that's a lie

282. How can it be?

283. Well, well, well. Somepony broke the «no wings, no magic» rule

284. Game's over, my little ponies. You didn't find your precious elements

285. Looks like we might be due for a big old storm of chaos!

286. To be continued