My Life as a Teenage Robot 1x3

Directed by Rob Renzetti

Jenny wants to go to the town fair, but Dr. Wakeman fears that Jenny will spook the townspeople with her presence. When Jenny gets a hold of a prototype "exo-skin" for her to wear, she sees her chance to mingle with the fairgoers; unfortunately, its mangled appearance only scares them. Meanwhile, Tuck attempts to conquer his fear of Ferris wheels.

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1. So XJ-9, you ready for action?

2. I can take anything you can dish out.

3. We'll see about that.

4. Bring it on.

5. Raise a limb!

6. Dynodrill, Blazing Blades!

7. Ooh, very, very good.

8. Mighty Mallets!

9. Fists of Fury!

10. Shiva Swords!

11. Rocket paw!

12. Poppin' Shield!

13. Thor's Hammer!

14. Swiss Mix!

15. Crossbow!

16. Lobster Claw!

17. Monkey's paw!

18. Stretchy Arm and Extendo Finger!

19. Stretchy whatsit and Extendo who?

20. XJ-9, I thought you said you'd studied.

21. Uh, I did, I did!

22. Chapter eight... right?

23. XJ-9!

24. You should be grateful you come with an instruction manual.

25. I certainly wish humans did.

26. Page 99: Stretchy Arm and Extendo Fingers.

27. Here goes.

28. Wow, that's useful.

29. Could come inhandy during a tickle fight.

30. What are you two doing here?

31. We came to invite Jenny to the town square fair.

32. There's rides, games.

33. Everyone--

34. Everyone in town'll be there.

35. And this year, tuck's going to face his fears and ride the Ferris wheel.

36. Tuck's afraid of heights?

37. No, giant wheels.

38. Anything bigger than a car tire gives him the heebie-jeebies.

39. But this year, I'm going to beat Mr. Ferris and his giant hoop of horror.

40. Yeah.

41. Anyway, can you go?

42. Mom?

43. Hmm, at an event with so many human variables,

44. the odds are quite high that someone will have an adverse reaction to XJ-9.

45. It only takes one person screaming to cause a mass panic.

46. C'mon, doc.

47. I doubt anybody'll even notice her.

48. A 6 1/2 foot mechanical girl, and no one will notice?

49. I didn't realize I was such a scary-looking freak.

50. You're not!

51. It's easy to see you're just like everybody else.

52. If you get past the whole scary, freaky robot thing

53. and all your scary, freaky robot powers.

54. Please, mom! There's got to be some way I can go.

55. I'm sorry, XJ-9.

56. Tuck, we better go.

57. Aw, but I want to see the fight!

58. You never let me do anything I want!

59. Work, work, work!

60. I never get to have any fun!

61. If you don't let me go, I'll... I'll...

62. Don't you raise your lasers to me, young lady.

63. Wahhhhhhhhhh!

64. XJ-9, calm down. You're scaring me.

65. Great, even you're scared of the freaky robot.

66. Why can't I look like everyone else?

67. Maybe you can.

68. I can create a synthetic human exo-skin with cybernetic sensors

69. that will link up with your robotic exterior

70. and give you the appearance...

71. of a normal teenage girl.

72. Oh, thank you, Mom!

73. I can hardly wait to try my new outfit tomorrow at the fair!

74. XJ-9, something this complicated takes a while to develop.

75. How long?

76. Maybe three to four months.

77. In other words, never.

78. Well, maybe with a few design modifications,

79. I could have something ready.

80. Oh, thank you!

81. I can hardly wait until tomorrow.

82. Is it ready?

83. Huh, what?

84. Good morning, dear.

85. Is this my exo-skin?

86. Well, let's just call this a prototype.

87. You see...

88. Oh, boy, I can hardly wait to try it on.

89. ...proper materials, certain changes...

90. Well, what do you think?

91. Uhhhhhhh...

92. I got to get to the fair!

93. XJ-9, wait!

94. The odds of this turning into a disaster are quite high.

95. Okay, Tuck, you can do this.

96. Just... stay calm...

97. and take deep, even breaths.

98. You going to be okay there, tiger?

99. Fine... fine!

100. From this angle...

101. It doesn't even look like a whee...

102. whee... whee...

103. Tuck?

104. Whee...

105. Wow, look at the size of this wheel!

106. This must be the most giantest wheel in the whole tristate area.

107. No!

108. Let me off!

109. Oh, my heavens!

110. That wacko Wakeman has created some sort of rag doll Frankenstein!

111. And it's gone wild and killed its creator!

112. Run for your life!

113. What's going on?

114. Why is everyone screaming?

115. What's the problem?

116. No, spare me, monster. Spare me!

117. Monster? I'm not a monster.

118. I'm a normal teenage girl.

119. Aren't I?

120. I am a monster.

121. Und you've terrorized us poor townspeople long enough!

122. It's time vee took the law into our own hands!

123. Und don't...

124. come back.

125. Anyvone want a corn dog?

126. What's all that screaming?

127. That's me.

128. Not you... listen.

129. Wow, look at 'em all down there.

130. They look like ants.

131. Frantic, screaming ants.

132. Tuck?

133. What'll I do?

134. Stretchy Arm and Extendo Fingers.

135. Stretchy Arm and Extendo Fingers!

136. Stretchy Arm and Extendo Fingers!

137. All right, Mom! I heard you the first time!

138. Let's do it again!

139. You saved the fair, Ms. XJ-9. Thank you!

140. No problem.

141. Keep up the good work, robogirl.

142. I will.

143. That's Jenny.

144. She has freaky robot powers.

145. Cool.

146. What's wrong, XJ-9?

147. I thought you wanted to be part of the fair.

148. I wanted to be part of the fair,

149. but I didn't want to be part of the machinery.

150. There's the marker.

151. Final destination coming into visual range.

152. XJ-9, we are approaching ground zero.

153. Just securing my equipment.

154. This could be your toughest challenge ever,

155. a constant test of your abilities.

156. The pressure to perform could become unbearable.

157. There is no dishonor should you decide to back out.

158. Mama didn't raise no chickens.

159. Ready to deploy.

160. On my Mark.

161. Depressurizing cabin in five, four,

162. three, two, one.

163. Go, go, go!

164. No hostile movements...

165. now's my chance to blend in.

166. Okay, bye-bye, sweetie! Have a good first day!

167. 2.75 seconds into the new school year...

168. my mom's already made me a laughingstock.

169. "Recovering from public humiliation in ten easy steps."

170. Wow, school hasn't even started, and you're already studying?

171. You robots are hard core!

172. All the magazines agree:

173. Success in high school equals popularity.

174. And the key to popularity is to get in with the "in" crowd.

175. You know, Jen, I enjoy a certain degree of popularity.

176. Uh-huh.

177. But not all popular kids are so cool

178. or make the best friends.

179. In fact, some of the most popular kids are the nastiest.

180. Perfect example:

181. The Krust cousins.

182. What is up, homeslices?

183. My name is Jenny.

184. I've been doing some calculations and have concluded that

185. it would be totally fab if after a day of serious study,

186. we could hang out, kick it, and chill,

187. and do our homework together!

188. Yes, that sounds very... dope,

189. but unfortunately, our study group is all full up.

190. Right, Tiff?

191. Uh, yeah, yeah, that's right, Brit.

192. Totally full up.

193. But we'll call you the minute we get an opening.

194. Okay, I'll wait for your call... homegirls!

195. We must remember to call her...

196. when we have room for a full metal loser.

197. Girl, stop it.

198. Jenny, you don't need to suck up to Brit and Tiff to be popular.

199. Just lighten up! Be yourself!

200. Be myself? But I want to fit in!

201. Uh, if you really want to fit in,

202. next time, try unlocking your locker.

203. But hey, don't stress out about it.

204. I'm sure the rest of your day will be smooth sailing.

205. Hello? Is there someone here who can help me?

206. Oh, hello, Problem Droid. Can you help me?

207. Hello? Problem Droid? Hello?

208. Here, try talking into this.

209. The Problem Droid is a little hard of hearing.

210. Thanks, Brit.

211. Excuse me, Problem Droid, can you hear me now?

212. I had some questions about my schedule.

213. First of all, do I have to wear an athletic supporter in every class

214. or just in social studies?

215. And if there's no recess, when do we play Freeze Tag?

216. Which hall is the "Study Hall"?

217. And I can't find my next class;

218. it's called "Cafeteria."

219. Cafeteria, cafeteria, cafeteria...

220. My microphone please.

221. Here is the cafeteria, Ms. XJ-9.

222. Here is where I want you to spend your lunch hour.

223. What I do not want are any more of your little broadcasts.

224. Are we clear, freshman?

225. Chin up, Jenny.

226. That rizinsky's nothing more than a glorified hall monitor.

227. We thought your broadcast was pure hilarity.

228. Does that mean I can sit with you guys?

229. It seems we've just run out of room,

230. but no worries, darling.

231. We'll call you as soon as there's a free seat.

232. Oh, okay.

233. I'll wait for your call.

234. Hey, Jen.

235. So how's your plan for popularity working out?

236. See for yourself.

237. Jenny, you got to let people get to know you.

238. You know, open up,

239. let people see what you got going on on the inside.

240. Oh, open up!

241. I get it!

242. How dare that sheet metal twit try to steal our spotlight!

243. What if she actually becomes popular?

244. This problem may just take care of itself.

245. Ms. XJ-9,

246. could you join us down here on planet earth for a moment please?

247. Do you realize you could get expelled for bringing weapons to school?

248. These aren't weapons...

249. although I do have some lasers around here somewhere.

250. Vice principal rizinsky,

251. Jenny would never activate her lasers during school hours.

252. In fact, she was just about to override her superhero mode.

253. Well, there you go.

254. Very well, I'll let it go this time.

255. But this is your final warning, freshman.

256. Final warning?

257. Ooh, one more, and Rizinsky'll expel her for sho'.

258. But who knows how long that will take.

259. I say we give her a gentle nudge...

260. over the edge.

261. Good afternoon, class. Welcome to chemistry 101.

262. Let's begin our first experiment, shall we?

263. First, we'll expose the chemicals to life-giving flame!

264. Uh, that's life-giving flame!

265. Well, students, the bunsen burner is broken.

266. So we'll take a quick essay exam instead.

267. Mr. Pigott?

268. Yes, Brittany?

269. It seems a terrible shame not to have any chemistry in chemistry 101.

270. I'm sure Jenny has a cool laser or something

271. to help you heat up your beaker.

272. Is that true, Miss XJ-9?

273. Uh, I suppose.

274. This laser beam... this is from your home laboratory?

275. Well, sorta.

276. But you can't maintain a constant 1,200 degrees Kelvin, can you?

277. Who says I can't?

278. Wonderful! Let's get started!

279. Uh, okay.

280. I thought the plan was to crush little miss tin pants,

281. not make her more popular.

282. Not to worry.

283. That metallic freak's chance for popularity is about to go up in flames.

284. Because here's...

285. Uh-huh. Mm-mm.

286. Ooh, that's good, girl.

287. My beaker!

288. My lab!

289. My hair!

290. I'll take care of the class. You clear out the rest of the school.

291. Not only will that robotic social climber be expelled,

292. but we'll get out of chemistry class forever!

293. I think that's everybody.

294. Hey, excuse me!

295. - People are in here freaking out! - Help us!

296. Come on!

297. Climb up!

298. Hurry!

299. You guys okay?

300. You're welcome!

301. That can't be good.

302. Tiff! Tiff!

303. What happened in there? Where's Jenny? Did you s--

304. Step off, fool! Jenny's right behind u--

305. Has she blown a circuit? Dat boiler's 'bout to explode!

306. Jenny!

307. Oh, no.

308. She was so young.

309. She was going to do great things.

310. She was going to transform into our homecoming float!

311. Jenny, you did it! You saved the school!

312. You're a hero!

313. There she is.

314. There's the little prankster who started the fire.

315. But it's not Jenny's fault.

316. She saved us all.

317. I can explain it.

318. My safety override just went haywire.

319. Don't worry, Ms. XJ-9. We'll find an explanation...

320. downtown.

321. Hold it right there, coppers.

322. You'll not touch one rivet on her head.

323. This girl saved our lives.

324. She's a hero, a hero!

325. From now on, you're hanging with us.

326. Hey, this must be what caused my malfunction.

327. Well, well, what have we here?

328. Now, where have I seen one ofthese before?

329. So here are my little firebugs.

330. That titanium twerp! We should've known she'd rat us out.

331. From now on, that teen machine is public enemy number one.

332. Bye, guys! Ring me when you make bail!

333. I'll wait for your call!

334. Wow, some first day, huh?

335. Don't worry. It can't possibly get any worse.

336. What do you mean? It was awesome!

337. You were right. All I had to do was be myself.

338. Now I'm in with the "in" crowd.

339. I can't wait for the rest of the year.