My Life as a Teenage Robot 1x26

Directed by Rob Renzetti • James T. Walker

When Jenny hangs up on Dr. Wakeman one too many times, the doctor desperately reprograms Jenny's communicator to make Jenny unable to turn it off.

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1. Wizzly World, the happiest place within 20 minutes of Tremerton.

2. Look, there's the frolic king.

3. And there's the rush hour.

4. This is gonna be great.

5. Wow, my first visit to an amusement park.

6. Such a colorful place.

7. It's like the local fair but with better rides and less dirt.

8. Let's go on this ride.

9. World Ain't So Big?

10. That's kind of a kiddie ride.

11. Come on. It looks like fun.

12. Please remain seated. Please remain...

13. Dibs on the front!

14. Shotgun!

15. Well, I guess that wasn't so bad.

16. What did you think, Jenny?

17. Jenny?

18. That was horrible.

19. Okay, the waterfall was pretty weak.

20. Just consider it a warm-up for what's to come.

21. A warm-up?

22. Sure, you gotta start somewhere.

23. And the rest of the rides only get better.

24. And do the rest of these rides make fools out of robots too?

25. What are you talking about?

26. I'm talking about having hydraulic surges

27. forced into your hips to make them shake.

28. Do you have any idea what that can do to a ball-and-socket joint?

29. Come on, Jenny. It's all in good fun.

30. Yeah, fun for the humans.

31. How'd you like to sing some stupid song over and over all day long?

32. Come on, sing.

33. Come on, be happy.

34. Come on, come on.

35. Come on, come on, come on.

36. I'm not amused by the so-called "rides"

37. in your so-called "amusement park,"

38. and I'm not going on any more of them.

39. Well, I guess we can't force you to go on any more rides.

40. We on the other hand are going on all of them twice.

41. Hey, I'm next!

42. Stand up!

43. You're so weird-looking.

44. Hey, bucket of bolts, I'm next.

45. I said extra onions and no ketchup,

46. you calamitous collection of cogs!

47. Hey, robot, pick that up!

48. Didn't you hear me, tin head?

49. What, you got a screw loose or something?

50. That does it.

51. Robots of the park, unite!

52. Throw off the shackles of oppression.

53. Be slaves no more!

54. Sail away, robot brethren.

55. Hold on tight. Hold on tight.

56. You humans should be ashamed of yourselves,

57. tormenting harmless robots this way.

58. Be free, little woodland robots.

59. Where are we supposed to go?

60. I said...

61. "Be free."

62. Boo!

63. Ah!

64. Boo!

65. Ah!

66. Ah!

67. Huh?

68. Be free, my fellow robots.

69. A new day awaits.

70. Jenny, what's going on? What are you doing?

71. I'm righting a great wrong.

72. I'm liberating my robotic brethren

73. and sis... Tren.

74. Are you nuts?

75. On the contrary.

76. I've never been more sane.

77. Look how happy they are.

78. Of course they're happy.

79. They're always happy.

80. They're programmed that way!

81. Well, I know what I'm doing.

82. It's my job to fight injustice.

83. I'm programmed that way.

84. Good morning.

85. Huh?

86. Good morning, Princess Jenny.

87. Uh, good morning.

88. What are you all doing here?

89. It's too big outside.

90. We like it better in here, where it ain't so big.

91. O... kay.

92. Uh, excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry.

93. Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry.

94. Mom, what's wrong?

95. There... there's something in the bathroom.

96. There's nothing here.

97. It's in the toilet.

98. Boo.

99. All, right, Mr. Boo-jangles, what's with the Jack-in-the-bowl routine?

100. This seemed like a good place to scare people.

101. You're not chained to the amusement park anymore.

102. There's a whole world out there, filled with things

103. like skydiving, wakeboarding, pig wrestling,

104. kittens, school dances, dates with boys...

105. Ahem.

106. Uh, anyway, there are other things besides scaring people.

107. Give them a try.

108. Yes, yes, just as long as he tries them somewhere else.

109. Here's your delicious wizzly dog, sir.

110. More mustard on your pretzel, ma'am?

111. Brothers, please stop.

112. Life is about more than hot dogs and pretzels.

113. I'm not a pretzel.

114. Though I am a little salty.

115. This is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Jennifer.

116. Come on, tuck.

117. They just need a little time to adapt.

118. Jenny, wake up, and smell the decaf mochaccino.

119. This is getting out of hand.

120. You guys are overreacting.

121. You've gotta give the robots a chance to reach their true potential,

122. A chance to change.

123. But you won't, 'cause you think you're better than them.

124. Duuuhhh.

125. They're just stupid robots.

126. All we're saying is that these robots aren't like you.

127. They were designed to work in an amusement park,

128. and that's where they belong.

129. Well, I know they can fit in in the normal world.

130. Boo!

131. Uh, maybe I should head into town

132. just to see how things are going.

133. Please fasten your seat belt

134. and keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times.

135. Insufficient height.

136. Remove child from ride.

137. Put me down, Sonny!

138. Please have tickets ready to enter this attraction.

139. Please have tickets ready.

140. Please have tickets ready!

141. Those people don't need tickets to go to work,

142. and you don't have to ask them for any.

143. Please have tickets ready.

144. Please have tickets ready!

145. Is this what you meant by "reach their potential"?

146. 'Cause this guy can't even reach his head.

147. There's bound to be some transitional hiccups,

148. but it's nothing I can't control.

149. Well, I guess things have gotten alittle out of control,

150. but it can't get any worse.

151. Now get set to sing again.

152. Okay, it's gotten worse!

153. There's gotta be a better life for them than this.

154. Don't worry, Jenny.

155. The robots will be much happier here where they belong.

156. Yeah, they're being put back in their place.

157. Nice going.

158. What did I do?

159. Uh, Jen,

160. you know the robots don't all work on this ride.

161. Now they have a place of their own

162. where they can build their own society from scratch.

163. Ah, nothing like a new haircut

164. and your Sunday best to make you feel like a new man.

165. No!

166. All right, slimeball,

167. I've had enough mud wrestling.

168. Yay!

169. Ew!

170. Ooh!

171. Maybe I'm handling this the wrong way.

172. Well, I've saved the day already,

173. and it's only 12:30.

174. This can only mean one thing.

175. Time for some extreme robotic...

176. Goofing off!

177. A whole afternoon to myself.

178. Maybe I can find something to impress the new boy at school.

179. XJ-9, hurry up and get downtown.

180. There's a giant muck monster on the loose!

181. Don't worry, Mom.

182. That muck monster is toast.

183. You took care of it already?

184. Yes, mother.

185. But how did you dispose of a monster?

186. Mom, please.

187. You're embarrassing me.

188. Can we have the cross-examination after I go shopping?

189. Thank you.

190. XJ-9, when you defeated the muck monster, did you--

191. taken care of.

192. But how did you--

193. XJ-9, it's important that I find out the exact details

194. of how you dispose to the muck monster,

195. because there are only certain methods that will destroy it permanently.

196. You've reached... Jenny. Please leave a message at the tone.

197. Doh!

198. It's your mother. Pick up! Pick up!

199. How can I properly advise XJ-9 if she hangs up on me?

200. There must be some way to speak to her without interruption.

201. Hmm.

202. uh.

203. How can those young Asian ninja men breathe in these things?

204. Hey, Jen, what do we need for chem lab today?

205. We need the notes from chapter two and from...

206. last... week's...

207. Jenny?

208. Jen. Hello, Jenny.

209. Are you malfunctioning or something?

210. Oh.

211. The new kid again.

212. Have you talked to him yet?

213. Talked to him?

214. What if I say something foolish?

215. He'll peg me as a mechanical freak like all the other kids.

216. The other kids don't think you're a freak.

217. Well, maybe some of the kids think you're a freak.

218. Okay, the vast majority of kids think you're a freak.

219. But with this new kid, you can make a fresh start.

220. Just relax and be yourself...

221. In a non-freaky way.

222. He's coming this way.

223. Ah, XJ-9, there you are.

224. Sorry, mom, can't chat right now.

225. I don't call to chat, young lady.

226. I have important things to discuss.

227. Mom, what are you still doing here?

228. I updated your communications software so you can't tune me out.

229. Now, about that muck monster--

230. There's gotta be a way to shut this thing off.

231. Get back in there!

232. Jenny, cool it.

233. Try and act smooth.

234. XJ-9, how dare you try to muffle me.

235. Smooth, Jen, real smooth.

236. This erratic behavior only confirms my decision that you need closer supervision,

237. but don't worry. From now on, I'll be with you always.

238. Always... always... always... always...

239. you call thisa chem lab?

240. Ha! My makeup bag has more equipment than this.

241. You have a problem with our lab equipment, Miss XJ-9?

242. Dr. Wakeman?

243. The Dr. Wakeman?

244. Class, we have a very special guest visiting us today.

245. Please welcome Dr. Wakeman.

246. Thank you. Thank you very, very much.

247. May I be so bold as to request

248. that my esteemed colleague lead today's experiment?

249. Oh, why, I just couldn't.

250. I-I'm totally unprepared.

251. Yup, that's right.

252. Totally unprepared.

253. Well, if you insist.

254. Today we will take this piece of gelatin and freeze it

255. using two common chemical compounds found in any household fire extinguisher.

256. Can anyone tell me what those compounds are?

257. Two common compounds.

258. You can find them in any fire extinguisher.

259. XJ-9, would you please tell your classmates

260. what the two compounds are?

261. Uh, why should I know the answer?

262. What do you think I am?

263. Some sort of science geek or loser or something?

264. We will freeze the gelatin

265. with a 90-10 mixture of potassium acetate and potassium citrate.

266. Honestly, XJ-9,

267. we were just studying chemical compounds last week

268. when we sent your legs out to be polished.

269. Young man, bring that to the front.

270. XJ-9, please read the note aloud.

271. Uh, I'd rather not.

272. XJ-9, read the note!

273. It says, "Jenny: The legless loser science geek."

274. I don't get it. What's so funny?

275. Vegetable oil and hamburger grease

276. are hardly fit substitutes for the proper lubricants a growing robot needs.

277. Dr. Wakeman, will you be joining us for lunch?

278. Certainly, Bradley.

279. Gee, I thought those spores and fungi you're growing took constant attention.

280. Oh, I do need to swab the petri dishes.

281. Back in a jiff.

282. This is the worst day of my life.

283. My mom's unstoppable.

284. Well, she's gone now,

285. and look,

286. the new kid is sitting by himself.

287. Hey, man, mind if we sit with ya?

288. You sure you want to be seen with the new kid?

289. Most people here treat me like some sort of freak.

290. I totally understand!

291. Uh, I mean, I've been through the same thing.

292. My spores look fabulous.

293. Mom, look what you've done this time!

294. Oh, please.

295. No use crying over spilled oil.

296. There's a common chemical compound that will take that right out.

297. Or have you forgot that one as well?

298. Mother!

299. You are embarrassing me in front of my friends.

300. Well, if they can't appreciate good science,

301. then they're no friends of ours.

302. My friends are none of your business.

303. Why, I never!

304. I am only trying to do what's best for my daughter.

305. You want to do what's best for me?

306. Then go away...

307. Forever!

308. I thought I gave you a heart when I made you,

309. But I guess I was mistaken.

310. Mom.

311. Mom?

312. Mom.

313. Uh...

314. Sorry about that.

315. Ah, don't sweat it.

316. I've moved around a lot,

317. but two things never change:

318. Kids are embarrassed by their parents,

319. and every school serves the same jiggly gelatin cups.

320. The muck monster!

321. How can I fight this thing with the kids inside?

322. Wait! Mom's experiment! I can freeze it.

323. Now, what were those compounds again?

324. Now I've really forgotten them.

325. Mom, it's the muck monster!

326. He's back. I need your help!

327. Help!

328. Eat potassium acetate and potassium citrate, muck boy!

329. You guys okay?

330. The gelatin muck monster wasn't so bad.

331. A flaming fondue monster, now that would have been trouble.

332. We're lucky my mom showed up.

333. Where'd she go?

334. Mom?

335. Mom?

336. Yes, XJ-9?

337. Uh, I just wanted to say thanks for saving us.

338. I'm sorry I was so mean to you before.

339. Oh, and I'm sorry for being such a pest.

340. You need time to be alone and to hang with your friends.

341. If I had only listened to you yesterday,

342. none of this would have hap--

343. Well, that is where the trouble started.

344. If only you would have--

345. I thought you weren't gonna be a pest.

346. If you'd let me finish a sentence once in a while,

347. I wouldn't have to bug you.

348. I swear, I told you a word is edgewise with you.

349. Hey, ah, Jenny,

350. Can I give you a hand?

351. Hey, wait a second.

352. What are you doing? You can't do that.

353. Stop!

354. XJ-9, you come back here and reattach me this instant.

355. Do you hear me, young lady?

356. XJ-9, you can't leave me here!

357. How will we interface in an emergency?

358. XJ-9! XJ-9!