My Life as a Teenage Robot 1x10

Directed by Rob Renzetti • James T. Walker

Cree Summer as Tiff Crust (voice)

While on a mission in Japan, Jenny winds up losing one of her language system discs for English speech. Unable to switch off from speaking in full Japanese, she encounters problems in speaking to people. She uses this to her advantage, however, to make peace with a Japanese creature that grows with and is hurt by water.

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1. Perfect.

2. Right on schedule.

3. I'm just about ready to go on my trip.

4. Now I'm ready.

5. Whoa!

6. Trash everywhere. These walls and floors are filthy.

7. This room is an absolute pigsty.

8. XJ-9!

9. You don't have to yell, mother. I'm right here.

10. What's up?

11. Well, I will tell you what is up.

12. The piles of trash in this room.

13. I asked you to do one thing this week:

14. Clean your room.

15. There is no way I can leave such an irresponsible robot to defend the earth.

16. I am unpacking.

17. No!

18. I mean, you have to go.

19. How are they going to solve the energy crisis on Pluto without you?

20. Pluto will just have to sit in the dark with you to blame.

21. The annual minutian invasion happens tomorrow morning.

22. How can I leave you to deal with such a threat on your own?

23. Mother, please.

24. Just because I didn't clean my room doesn't mean I'm irresponsible.

25. Now, I fought the Minutians before on my own

26. and have defeated them on my own.

27. You can trust me to take care of this.

28. It's time to face the fact that your little girl is growing up.

29. You're right, XJ-9.

30. Well, technically, you're wrong,

31. because you're a robot and will remain a teenager forever,

32. but metaphorically, you're absolutely right.

33. I do trust you.

34. I will go as planned.

35. Now, there's just one thing before I leave.

36. Jenny, I got some stuff for our secret party tonight.

37. Brad, hide!

38. Ahhhhhh!

39. What was that?

40. Nothing! What was what?

41. I mean, coming!

42. The minutians will land on this precise spot tomorrow at 6:00 A.M. sharp.

43. How is it again that you know they'll land here?

44. They always land here.

45. Why do you think I moved here?

46. The minutians are predictable, punctual, and mean.

47. So you will need this,

48. the S.U.X. Containment unit,

49. the only weapon against absolute minutian world domination.

50. Oh, yeah, the vacuum thingy.

51. Well, don't worry. I'll make sure it's in a safe place.

52. See?

53. Hmm, yes.

54. Now, you don't want to miss your flight.

55. Hello, Bradley.

56. Hello, Mrs. W. Have a pleasant trip, ma'am.

57. Do not forget, XJ-9. 6:00 A.M. sharp.

58. I won't.

59. Good-bye.

60. Whew, that was close.

61. Come on.

62. It would have ruined everything

63. if mom found out about our super secret party tonight.

64. If throwing the coolest party in the world doesn't make me popular, nothing will.

65. Totally.

66. And Don Prima will be there.

67. Mm-hmm.

68. Mom's back!

69. Hide!

70. Hide where?

71. Oh, it's you.

72. I came to help with the super secret party.

73. Tuck, didn't I tell you that--

74. We got a lot of work to do before tonight.

75. It's going to be a total rager.

76. Where should I put the pin the tail on the donkey?

77. You can't stay, Tuck.

78. Yeah, adults only.

79. See, this is exactly why he can't be here.

80. I could be an adult! I could be an adult!

81. Look, Tuck, it's just that--

82. Hello?

83. Hello, Mrs. Wakeman? It's Tuck from next door.

84. Okay, you can stay.

85. Pin the tail on the donkey?

86. Yes.

87. I just called to say I love you.

88. Excuse me?

89. The kid's good.

90. Anyway, he'll just end up falling asleep.

91. I'm totally staying up all night!

92. Whatever.

93. This is going to be the most fun ever!

94. Yes, nice to see all my peeps again.

95. Ladies, how's it goin'?

96. Hmm!

97. I dig! I dig!

98. High-five.

99. Heads up!

100. Jeez, what's with you people?

101. Hey, how's my cohost doing?

102. Oh, Brad, I never realized...

103. how hard it would be to throw a party.

104. It's much more fun to go to someone else's.

105. What are you talking about? I'm having a great time.

106. What?

107. Oh!

108. I got it.

109. Whoa, what's this huge line for?

110. Wow, I did it!

111. Who's next?

112. Wow, who would have thought?

113. Haven't any of these people heard of coasters?

114. Chill out.

115. You need to relax.

116. I don't think I can.

117. Just leave it up to the old bradster.

118. Don Prima.

119. Yes, hello.

120. I think she's going to be just fine.

121. Anyways, where were we, girls?

122. Hmm!

123. I dig. I dig.

124. You know, Jenny,

125. it's totally cool of you to throw such a swingin' party.

126. Really? Swinging?

127. And me cool?

128. Hmm, yes.

129. Aw, man, our only hacky sack.

130. Hey, dudes, how about this?

131. You know, Don,

132. I always thought you were really cool too.

133. Why, thank you.

134. That's a cool thing to say.

135. Not as cool as what you said.

136. You think so?

137. I do.

138. Yeah, kick that gadget!

139. The vacuum thingy!

140. Did you just backslap three hacky sackers and knock out Don prima?

141. Don prima! Here.

142. Oh, no. Oh, no, no!

143. Are you all right, Don?

144. Who's Don?

145. Hello, there.

146. Hi.

147. Uh...

148. So, uh...

149. How do you...

150. Feel about...

151. Pin the tail on the donkey?

152. Wow.

153. I totally love that game!

154. Really?

155. Hey, what's with the little vacuum cleaner?

156. Oh, nothin'.

157. This little dude is totally partied out.

158. Dude, he needs a place to crash.

159. Please snap out of it, Don.

160. Don?

161. See, the trick to pinning the tail is all in the wrist.

162. Brad, where's the vacuum thingy?

163. Don't know. Chucked it somewhere.

164. What time is it?

165. 5:58 A.M.

166. What?

167. Oh, no. Oh, no.

168. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

169. Hey, that robot chic's totally wrecking her own place.

170. Where is it?

171. Where... is... it?

172. Brad!

173. Oh, sorry.

174. Everybody...

175. Stop!

176. That's it!

177. Party's over!

178. And stay out!

179. Whew.

180. Ooh!

181. That was the raddest party ever.

182. We need to find that weapon.

183. Huh. Weapon.

184. I got your weapon right here.

185. Bad idea.

186. Really bad idea.

187. Good catch.

188. In less than an hour, those minutians will completely take over the world!

189. If only we could find--

190. Oh!

191. Hey, I'm sleeping here.

192. The vacuum thingy!

193. On my signal, open the door.

194. Now!

195. I guess it really was a dust cleaner.

196. Well, well, well.

197. I see the Minutians are gone and you cleaned your room.

198. Splendid work, XJ-9. I'm glad I trusted you.

199. To show my appreciation,

200. I think I'll let you throw that party you've been wanting to have.

201. Ah!

202. I'll set up the pin the tail on the donkey.

203. What's wrong?

204. Eh...

205. Don't panic!

206. Take cover.

207. Hey!

208. Toss me a pipe!

209. Yay!

210. Hey, Brad, Jenny's back!

211. Hi, Jenny. How was Japan?

212. Konnichiwa.

213. Konnichiwa? Cool.

214. Oh, for us?

215. Oh, you didn't have to bring these.

216. I gotta run to the mall.

217. Hey, Jenn, you want to come?

218. Huh?

219. Well, I'm late to the mall. I'll see you later.

220. And I'm late to the opening of my present.

221. XJ-9, you must slow down.

222. Japanese is not my forte.

223. Uh, you want sushi?

224. You need to go to the dentist?

225. You want to play charades?

226. Oh, goody. I love charades.

227. Four words.

228. "I."

229. Uh, can-can?

230. Can! "I can!"

231. "Knot." "I can not."

232. Uh... "I cannot pat my tummy and rub my head at the same time."

233. "I cannot bungee jump while painting my toenails."

234. "I cannot stop eating cheese in my milkshake."

235. "I cannot stop petting those cute little puppies."

236. Oh, this is impossible.

237. How can we play charades if you cannot speak English?

238. Let's go find out what's wrong.

239. Hmm...

240. Open your oral drive, XJ-9.

241. Aha! You're missing your language O.S. Disk.

242. XJ-9, there's a fire in town!

243. Uh, sounds good.

244. Uh, did you get that?

245. Lay off the threads, mama.

246. I can't understand a word you're saying.

247. If you're going to stay in this country, you gotta learn to speak English.

248. I think it's Japanese.

249. Do you know Japanese?

250. Quick, to the library!

251. Okay, I give up.

252. What is it?

253. Let's take another look at this gobbledygook.

254. Oh, what's this?

255. Test tube plus water drop

256. equals frowny face.

257. Test tube plus no water equals happy face.

258. It must mean to add water.

259. Cool!

260. Cool!

261. Whoa!

262. Easy, boy. Easy.

263. You want some water?

264. Stay back!

265. I said stay back, you filthy slime!

266. Don't be a fool.

267. You have your whole life ahead of you.

268. Oh, no!

269. My dad's going to kill me.

270. What did I do wrong?

271. What did you say?

272. Ah, you need something, miss?

273. Uh, hey, hey, pal. Someone needs to speak to you.

274. Oh, the hose!

275. Hey, hey, buddy, wake up.

276. This? You're pointing to this?

277. All right.

278. Here you go.

279. Hey, that's no way to talk to the animals.

280. Deja vu.

281. He talks like Jenny.

282. Yes, that is hydrophelix,

283. quite common in Japan.

284. He's apologizing to the metal girl for his great size.

285. Water makes him grow and also hurts him.

286. He speaks of an evil child who kept feeding him with water

287. no matter how hard he screamed.

288. The robot is excited to hear he is full of water.

289. Hey, Jen.

290. these guys know all about little hydrowhosits.

291. We will be happy to bring him home.

292. Oh, great, more Japanese.

293. How's anyone supposed to follow what's going on?

294. Don't worry, Tuck.

295. From now on, there'll be no more misunderstandings.

296. Hello, tuck? You home?

297. Hey, did you figure out Jenny's gift?

298. Sun equals frowny face. No sun equals smiley face.

299. Oh, well.