My Life as a Teenage Robot 1x1

Directed by Rob Renzetti

Jenny makes her first contact with the outside world, meeting Brad and Tuck Carbuckle for the first time. While Brad immediately accepts Jenny as a new friend, Tuck does not quite see her as anything other than a "evil robot cyborg".

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1. Whoa.

2. Slow down there, slugger.

3. You seem to be light one baseball.

4. B-B-But... B-d-d-duh-b-b...

5. Let's turn around and try this one more time.

6. Looks like I'll have to do all the talking.

7. Help us!

8. There's a robot inside!

9. A hideous, bloodthirsty robot!

10. Tuck, what are you talking about?

11. Mrs. Wakeman may be weird,

12. but she's no robot.

13. Oh, hello, Mrs. Wakeman.

14. Sorry to bother you,

15. but Tuck here saw something freaky inside your house,

16. which he never should have snuck into,

17. but he went in there to get our baseball back,

18. which did not do any permanent damage.

19. And, well, something scared him.

20. Did he run into you?

21. Not that you're scary or anything,

22. but in the right light,

23. or lack of light,

24. or with the shadow... And the...

25. Yeah.

26. I'm going to go now.

27. Brad.

28. You didn't ask her about the robot.

29. Will you quit with all the stuff about a...

30. Robot.

31. You were saying?

32. XJ-9!

33. It seems that some young robot

34. has forgotten the rules of this household.

35. You were built for one purpose:

36. To protect the planet earth.

37. Unless you're out saving the world,

38. you should stay in your room.

39. You must avoid unnecessary contact

40. with the human population,

41. especially teenagers.

42. Do I make myself clear, XJ-9?

43. Jenny.

44. Uh, what?

45. Jenny! Call me Jenny.

46. I changed my name to Jenny, remember?

47. Ugh!

48. What's the crisis, anyway?

49. So I left my room for five seconds.

50. Do you hear any alarms going off?

51. Everything's totally mellow.

52. Oh, really?

53. Gee, I wonder how that volume got turned down.

54. The meteor monitor detects a "C"-class particulate

55. headed straight for the earth.

56. Big deal.

57. You know how often that thing goes off?

58. I could set my internal clock by it.

59. These meteor thingies always burn up in the atmosphere.

60. I go all the way to outer space,

61. and all I end up saving the world from is this.

62. You never let me do anything but save the earth.

63. Would an afternoon off cause any harm?

64. But no, it's always...

65. XJ-9, bust up that meteor.

66. Battle those aliens.

67. But be back in your room before 5:00.

68. Meanwhile, no one even knows my name.

69. I want to have friends

70. and hang out like normal teenagers do.

71. But who would want to hang out

72. with a rusty hunk of metal like me?

73. Oh, honey, I understand how you feel.

74. Your powers are still developing,

75. and it's bound to be a confusing time.

76. When you get a little older, you'll see things my way.

77. Now, be a good robot, and go destroy that meteor.

78. Yes, ma'am.

79. That's my XJ-9.

80. My name's Jenny.

81. Hi, Jenny. My name's Brad.

82. Wow, a real live robot!

83. A real live teenager.

84. Whoa!

85. Look at that.

86. And those.

87. And that hair.

88. So you're a superhero who goes around the world

89. having death-defying adventures and defeating dastardly villains?

90. - Mm-hmm. - Sweet.

91. And you're a teenager who goes to high school

92. and meets other kids and hangs out with them?

93. Of course.

94. Cool.

95. Your room is excellent.

96. Why is Mrs. Wakeman keeping the whole setup a secret?

97. Mom!

98. If she finds you in here, she'll unplug us both.

99. Okay, let's go outside.

100. I can't leave.

101. Come on.

102. Let go--

103. Let go of my brother, robot!

104. Don't stress it, Tuck.

105. Jenny's cool.

106. Excuse me.

107. We're talking about an evil robot cyborg,

108. not "Je-enny."

109. Uh, guys, I gotta get back now.

110. But don't you want to...

111. hang out?

112. Hang out?

113. They want to hang out with me?

114. Oh, these "C"-class ones always burn up in the atmosphere.

115. Let's hang out.

116. Hey.

117. What are you doing?

118. Nothing.

119. No, your pigtails.

120. They're freakin' out.

121. Oh, no.

122. That's my remote alarm.

123. It goes off when the world is in catastrophic danger.

124. I'd better call home.

125. Alert. Alert.

126. Giant meteor approaching earth.

127. Oh, not that again.

128. These "C"-class whos its always burn up.

129. Please note:

130. Meteor will not burn up in atmosphere.

131. Its mass has been increased by a hacky sack.

132. Meteor is now "D"-class: Planet destroyer.

133. Five minutes till earth is destroyed.

134. Oh.

135. If this "D"-class dingus destroys the earth,

136. mom'll dismantle me.

137. Stand back, boys.

138. Uh, robot...

139. Tuck, you gotta admit,

140. for an evil robot cyborg, Jenny's pretty cool.

141. Tucker?

142. Ooh.

143. Jenny, what have you done?

144. You've barbecued my brother.

145. J-J-J-Juh...

146. Shh.

147. Tuck, it's okay.

148. Jenny won't hurt you again.

149. J-J-J... Juh-Juh...

150. J-Jenny...

151. is so cool!

152. You should have seen her, Brad,

153. all her powers and weapons.

154. She totally wasted that rock.

155. And she totally disobeyed her mother.

156. Well, she's already saved the world today.

157. An afternoon off can't cause much harm.

158. Oh, man,

159. I can't wait to try

160. my new super hypersonic drag racing mean machine.

161. Okay, the remote control is all set.

162. Is the track ready?

163. Just one last run-through.

164. Let's see.

165. Upside-down Shortcake,

166. Super Twistzilla,

167. the Mega-fudge Brownie,

168. Swoop-De-Loop Soup,

169. and the Piece de Resistance:

170. Raging Robotic Ponytail Plunge.

171. Okay, Tuck.

172. All systems are go!

173. All right.

174. What's going on in here?

175. Look out!

176. Uh, Jenny, we gotta go.

177. But I want my car back.

178. Don't forget to write.

179. A superpowered robot built to protect the planet,

180. and you turn yourself into a child's play toy.

181. You need to treat your body with more respect

182. and pay attention to your remaining monitors.

183. There she is.

184. It's Wakeman.

185. We should strike now.

186. No, we must have Patience, comrades.

187. Indeed, we have suffered much

188. under the cruel tyranny of Dr. Wakeman.

189. Our once strong, thick tails

190. have been made thin, stringy, and limp;

191. our subtle, sensitive ears

192. blackened, misshapen;

193. and our sleek forepaws mutated

194. into swollen, freakish hands!

195. But soon,

196. we will have the vehicle for our revenge.

197. "You need to treat your body with more respect."

198. Uh!

199. What's there to respect?

200. Nobody in their right mind would want a body like mine.

201. You couldn't be more wrong, foolish automaton.

202. Commence operation lullaby.

203. Being stuck in this room is so lame

204. and stale and boring

205. and peaceful

206. and calm.

207. Huh?

208. Gotta stay awake

209. and watch for trouble.

210. Now's our chance.

211. Go, comrades. Go!

212. Now to enter our metallic vessel of doom.

213. Last one in is rotten borscht.

214. To your stations.

215. Get out! Get out! Get out!

216. What's going on?

217. She's awake.

218. She's awake!

219. Hurry.

220. Disable the central wiring system.

221. I'm okay.

222. I'm okay.

223. I'm--

224. We've done it.

225. Now Dr. Wakeman shall meet her doom.

226. Not if I can help it.

227. Let go, you robotic vermin!

228. That's my toe!

229. No, it's not. It's my toe!

230. Say toodleooski to your toe and the rest as well.

231. Now, on to Dr. Wakeman

232. and then the world!

233. Hey, can I get my car back?

234. Jenny?

235. Anyone here?

236. Why is it so quiet?

237. Deathly quiet.

238. Oh, Jenny, I'm so sorry.

239. If my stupid car hadn't have crashed,

240. Mrs. Wakeman wouldn't have dismantled you.

241. Don't worry.

242. I'll take care of you.

243. There you go,

244. surrounded by all of your friends.

245. What's there to be smiling about?

246. Oh, Jenny.

247. You were the best freaky, creepy, robot friend

248. a boy could ever have.

249. Hey, who're you calling creepy?

250. The head lives!

251. Tuck, what's taking so long?

252. Where are you?

253. Here.

254. Where's Jenny?

255. There.

256. Guys, I need your help.

257. No kidding. You're a disembodied head.

258. What happened to you?

259. Mrs. Wakeman strikes again.

260. It wasn't my mom.

261. It was a bunch of her superintelligent mutated lab rats.

262. They've got some kind of grudge against her.

263. I've got to stop them,

264. but how am I going to do that without my...

265. Entire body?

266. Hmm.

267. Wakeman.

268. Yes?

269. Oh, hello, there.

270. Say, what are you doing with XJ-9's body,

271. Mr. Scruffles?

272. No longer do I go by that clownish lab-given name.

273. I am Vladimir.

274. Behold your doom.

275. Oh, well, you, uh... You seem a little upset.

276. Now, let's not do anything rash.

277. Can't we discuss this over a plate of cheese?

278. You can't buy us off with your cheap dime-store cheese.

279. But it's imported.

280. Hey, rat fink!

281. Huh?

282. Let's get this show on the road.

283. Turn it to the left.

284. Now right.

285. Now go straight.

286. Straighter.

287. Will you be quiet? I know what I'm doing.

288. Reverse, reverse, reverse, reverse!

289. What are you guys doing?

290. Destroy the infidels.

291. This is Power Bomb.

292. You fools.

293. I said Power B--

294. Is that the best you can do?

295. You want to try?

296. Yes.

297. Let go.

298. Uh, guys.

299. What's going on down there?

300. I need action now.

301. We're doing the best we can,

302. but the system's overloaded.

303. Now you'll see some real driving.

304. Smash me into my central computer hub.

305. Hurry, I need Power Fist.

306. Yes, good.

307. Huh?

308. We need to end this demolition derby

309. before XJ-9 destroys herself.

310. Bring Jenny in for a pit stop.

311. What are you doing?

312. She's right under us.

313. Smash her!

314. What's up?

315. We have a plan.

316. Stop! Stop!

317. We can't1 We can't!

318. Okay, sounds good,

319. but I'd do better on autopilot.

320. Autopilot?

321. There's no autopilot.

322. Oh.

323. Will you look at that?

324. Hmm.

325. You set everything up.

326. I'll lead the big boy outside.

327. What are you idiots doing?

328. Hey, pierogi-breath.

329. Come and get me.

330. Yikes!

331. Yeah!

332. High fiii...

333. Never mind.

334. You fools, we're sinking.

335. Ignite the rocket boosters.

336. Get us out of here.

337. Must... push... button,

338. but... rat... instinct too... strong.

339. Must... abandon ship!

340. No, you fools, come back here.

341. Hooray!

342. Where's Mr. Scruffles?

343. Gross.

344. Gee, I know they were mutant vermin bent on destroying humanity,

345. but I can't help feeling a little sorry for them.

346. Not me.

347. They got what they deserved for turning my body into their play toy.

348. We shall play again, robot.

349. I shall have my revenge on you, Wakeman,

350. and all of humanity!

351. Ooh, a certain Mr. Scruffles sounds a little cranky.

352. Well, I have a couple of experiments that will cheer you up,

353. and when we're done, you'll be ready for my little surprise.

354. Tah-dah!

355. No!