1. Say what now?
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2. Oh, did you not get all that?
The title is pretty long.
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3. From Saint♥Slippery's Academy for Girls—
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4. The Young Ladies of the Humiliation Club:
Debauched Miracle Life 2! The Kuroe Shizuku-tan!
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5. I want to cosplay as Shizuku-tan
from "Slippery Girls 2!"
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6. Episode 2
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7. Wanna Hurry Up, and Do It?
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8. What is it, Gojo-kun?
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9. I'm sorry, I should probably know this,
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10. but I've never heard of
this "Slippery Girls 2."
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11. For real? Okay, I'll give
you the basic rundown.
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12. "Slippery Girls 2" is a super popular eroge
that came out last year and did crazy numbers.
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13. An eroge...
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14. There's even an anime coming
out for it. Crazy, am I right?
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15. So, the protag is the grandson
of the academy's principal
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16. and ends up going to this
all-girls school because reasons.
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17. It's basically one of
those common harem plots.
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18. A guy enrolling at an all-girls
school is common?
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19. There are a bunch of emotional
in-game events, so it's super popular.
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20. Wait, Gojo-kun. Are you not
into the humiliation stuff?
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21. Like sex slaves.
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22. Sex slaves?
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23. But the sex slaves in "Slippery Girls 2"
are doing it for love, so it's totally fine.
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24. Honestly, it's pretty safe.
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25. "Fine"... "Safe"?
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26. The protag is ordered to join
the Humiliation Club by the principal
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27. and then the girls in the club...
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28. Wh-What should I do?
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29. Maybe I'm just not familiar with games,
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30. but I have absolutely no idea
what she's talking about.
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31. Humiliation Club? Sex slaves?
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32. Do games like this really exist?
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33. Wait. Is she just messing with me?
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34. For real, how long are you going to
let me go on? I'm obviously kidding.
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35. How trusting are you?
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36. Of course. I'm usually alone, so I don't
pick up on stuff like this and didn't notice—
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37. And if you pick that last option, the protag
ends up the club president's sex slave.
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38. Sh-She's not joking.
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39. Kitagawa-san isn't joking in the least!
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40. It's, like, totally unbelievable.
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41. But this was also an act
of non-con out of love.
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42. Her eyes are completely serious!
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43. The moment I figured it all out,
I was like, "No way!" and...
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44. So basically, I wanted to buy "Slippery Girls 2"
since the first game was so epic.
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45. If anything, Shizuku-tan's
super cute, so why not?
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46. And in the beginning, Shizuku-tan doesn't
smile at all and is this total ice queen.
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47. You think, "What's this girl's problem?"
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48. And then, like... You get more events, like,
"Wow, she can make faces like this, too."
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49. Before I knew it, I was head-over-heels
in love with Shizuku-tan.
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50. I was totally obsessed.
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51. And I genuinely thought...
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52. that I want to become Shizuku-tan.
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53. You get me, Gojo-kun?
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54. Not in the least.
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55. I love Shizuku-tan so much
that I just can't and, like...
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56. But when Kitagawa-san is talking
about the things she loves,
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57. she looks like she's genuinely having fun,
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58. so I can tell how much
she loves Shizuku-tan.
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59. And then, it's, like, a super happy ending.
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60. Get it now?
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61. Question.
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62. Oh? You still didn't get it?
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63. I think I got the general idea,
but I was curious about something.
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64. Like what? Shizuku-tan's birthday?
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65. N-No!
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66. Um... "Slippery Girls 2"
is a pervy game, right?
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67. Yeah, it's an eroge.
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68. But it's epic.
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69. A-Aren't those age-restricted?
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70. Yup. No problems here.
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71. Huh?
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72. Also, I thought that girls didn't like games
like that, so they don't play them.
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73. Seriously? Of course we do. Like, everyone does.
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74. Besides, like...
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75. Does being a girl or a boy matter
when you really like something?
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76. Absolutely not!
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77. Right?
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78. Okay, let's get started.
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79. Yes! I'm looking forward to working with you!
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80. Gojo-kun, why are you tearing up?
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81. Okay, I guess I should look up
what we need to do first.
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82. Oh, one sec.
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83. Let's see...
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84. Oh, there it is.
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85. Ta-da!
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86. This totally exists.
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87. Wow... I didn't know books like this existed.
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88. That guide rules, so definitely give it a read.
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89. Whoa, it even tells you how to
pick fabrics and draft patterns!
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90. Yup, yup, yup! Super handy, right?
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91. They even tell you how to use
sewing machines in detail.
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92. I know, right?
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93. Why couldn't she do it if she had
a book that's this crystal clear?
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94. "Why couldn't she do it if she had
a book that's this crystal clear?"
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95. is totally what he's thinking!
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96. I see.
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97. We'll just have to buy the
things we still need,
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98. and we can start with the measurements.
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99. Why don't we do that now?
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100. Er, no.
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101. It's already pretty late today.
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102. I know the weekend's coming up,
so let's do it on Monday.
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103. Right... okay.
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104. Gojo-kun.
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105. Yes?
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106. Thanks.
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107. I'm looking forward to Monday.
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108. Right.
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109. Hey, I'm coming in.
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110. You're going to bed already? That's rare.
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111. Yeah...
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112. I'm gonna go buy a sewing machine tomorrow,
so you don't need to open up the shop.
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113. Got it.
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114. Make sure you take a bath before bed.
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115. So much happened today...
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116. I want to help her out somehow.
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117. Huh?
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118. H-Huh...?
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119. Yes! Coming! I'll be right there!
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120. I'm terribly sorry! But we're closed today—
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121. Heya! I'm here!
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122. K-K-Kitagawa-san?
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123. Wh-Wh-Why are you here?
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124. How did you know where I lived?
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125. Do you really have to ask why?
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126. How the heck am I supposed to wait
until Monday to become Shizuku-tan?
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127. So I searched for "Gojo" and
"hina dolls" and just came over.
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128. She's so proactive!
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129. So can I come in, or nah?
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130. Huh? Like right now?
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131. No?
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132. U-Um...
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133. Here ya go.
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134. It's super yummy.
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135. Oh, you didn't have to.
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136. Thank you very much—
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137. I'm coming in!
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138. Uh, Kitagawa-san, wait!
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139. Is your room upstairs, Gojo-kun?
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140. Yes... Wait, no!
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141. Hey, this is totally your room, isn't it?
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142. K-Kitagawa-san!
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143. Ooh!
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144. This totally seems like your room.
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145. Haha, you didn't put your futon away.
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146. Do you use these for the dolls?
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147. You paint with these
super-skinny brushes?
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148. Damn...
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149. Oh, don't worry. I won't touch them.
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150. But seriously, they're so—
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151. Oh, no. My heart's being so loud that
I can't hear a word she's saying.
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152. Th-The only person that's e-e-ever
been in my room is Gramps...
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153. But now there's a girl...
and it's Kitagawa-san!
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154. I can't. I have no idea
what I'm supposed to do!
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155. Calm down!
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156. Just chill out.
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157. I need to get a grip.
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158. Gojo-kun? Gojo-kun?
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159. I need to make sure I'm not
rude to Kitagawa-san...
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160. Earth to Gojo-kun!
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161. Uh, yes!
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162. Wh-Wh-What is it?
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163. I said...
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164. Wanna hurry up... and do it?
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165. What... exactly?
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166. Take my measurements, duh.
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167. You're the one who said
we need to do that first.
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168. So c'mon, let's get to measuring.
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169. About that...
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170. Could we have someone else do that part?
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171. Huh? Why, though?
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172. Do you not want to do this anymore?
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173. Er, no... It's not that. Um...
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174. In the book I borrowed yesterday...
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175. I-It said that for measurements...
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176. Um... You...
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177. Y-You...
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178. You have to be in your underwear...
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179. Ah... So that's what you meant.
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180. Yeah, no probs.
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181. K-K-Kitagawa-san?
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182. Ta-da! I totally wore a bathing suit!
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183. I figured you'd get all flustered about it.
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184. I totally thought, "Dude, I'm a genius,"
when I thought of this.
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185. Well? This solves that problem, right?
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186. Uh, Gojo-kun?
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187. Wait, hello? Are you okay?
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188. P-Please do not touch me right now!
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189. W-Wait, what? Sorry...
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190. Okay. I'll start with your
head measurements.
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191. Please be patient with me.
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192. Got it!
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193. Would it be easier for
you if I closed my eyes?
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194. Calm down.
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195. Concentrate.
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196. I need to make sure... that I don't
actually touch Kitagawa-san.
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197. Peek!
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198. Wait, are you okay?
That wasn't a good sound!
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199. I'm sorry. I'm fine...
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200. I'd like to measure the w-width of your
shoulders... So could you turn around?
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201. Sure...
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202. I-It's no use. I can't keep my
composure when I'm facing her.
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203. B-But I'm sure... I'm sure
that from the back, it'll be—
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204. Her back side isn't any better!
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205. My hair's in the way, huh?
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206. How's this?
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207. Um... May I ask you a question?
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208. Hm?
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209. You're in your bathing suit right now, right?
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210. Um...
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211. A-Aren't you embarrassed at all?
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212. Huh? Why would I be? Nope.
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213. I mean, I'm gonna become Shizuku-tan,
so we need to follow that book exactly.
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214. Whoa, whoa, whoa! What
the heck was that sound?
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215. Huh?
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216. What are you doing?
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217. G-Gojo-kun?
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218. That's right. It's...
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219. This means so much to her.
It's rude to have any indecent thoughts.
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220. It's nothing! There's nothing to worry about!
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221. No way, there's clearly
something to worry about!
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222. She's actually relying on me.
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223. My heart and soul...
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224. That's what I need to put into this.
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225. All of me!
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226. I just need to... concentrate on making this.
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227. Looks like things are going well.
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228. Yes.
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229. Oh, yeah. Gojo-kun, could you
measure my feet, too?
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230. Your feet?
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231. I can't make shoes, so I was thinking
about buying some to use.
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232. Yeah, but I totally don't get shoes
because some can start hurting
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233. even if they're the same size.
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234. Maybe the circumference isn't right.
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235. You mean here?
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236. Yes. Let's get the width, too.
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237. I'll go grab a chair. One moment.
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238. Wait, this totally works.
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239. It's, like, the perfect height.
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240. No, it's not!
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241. How is it not?
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242. B-B-B-Because...
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243. I-It's dirty...
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244. It's dirty!
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245. It's all good. Yeah!
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246. Wait!
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247. Please don't...
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248. Please get off that filthy thing immediately!
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249. No, really. It's fine.
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250. Kitagawa-san, you'll get dirty! So, please!
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251. Again, it's no problem,
so let's get to measuring.
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252. I... I'll...
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253. I'll bring a chair immediately.
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254. I'm sorry. Please...
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255. Gojo-kun.
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256. It's fine.
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257. Do it.
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258. Okay.
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259. I see.
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260. I'll keep this in mind the
next time I buy shoes.
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261. Okay, let's keep things rolling!
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262. Next up is... my bust!
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263. I should probably tie my
hair up for this, too.
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264. Hup. Here you go, Gojo-kun.
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265. U-Um, are you asking...
m-m-me to measure them?
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266. Of course I am. Who else is going to do it?
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267. Can't you?
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268. How, though?
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269. When you measure them yourself,
you have to bend over,
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270. so I get a different result every time.
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271. It's way harder than you think.
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272. So... You've gotta do it, Gojo-kun.
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273. I can't...
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274. Why can't you all of a sudden?
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275. That makes no sense.
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276. But... I mean... I really shouldn't...
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277. I don't get it, but just hurry. I mean...
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278. My arms are killing me.
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279. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll m-measure them right...
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280. away...
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281. Sh-She's so close!
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282. Wh-What's this distance?
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283. Th-This is just... Kitagawa-san...
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284. No, no, no!
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285. Don't think about anything else!
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286. You're just getting her
measurements. That's it!
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287. Just concentrate on making her clothes!
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288. P-Please lower your arms
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289. Sure thing.
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290. Concentrate...
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291. Concentrate...
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292. Concentrate...
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293. Concentrate!
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294. I know, right? Crouching like
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295. Whatever position's the most comfy
for you is totally fine, Gojo-kun.
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296. I wanna die.
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297. I-I'm done.
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298. Good job.
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299. Well, while we're at it, why don't
we measure my inseam and bust point?
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300. I can't.
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301. This again?
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302. How the heck am I supposed to make the perfect
boob bag if I don't have the right measurements?
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303. B-Boob bag?
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304. I want to give that part some extra love,
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305. so I need you to psych yourself up.
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306. I'm sorry... But I can't.
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307. Aw, why not? Seriously, what's your deal?
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308. I mean... I mean, how...
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309. H-H-How am I supposed to...
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310. How am I supposed to know
where your nipples are—
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311. H-How am I...
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312. Gojo-kun.
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313. Where can they be?
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314. I'm kidding! Jeez, lighten up!
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315. Don't freeze up like that.
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316. Yeah... I guess I can't
exactly show you those.
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317. Sorry about that, Gojo-kun.
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318. I'll measure that myself,
so pass me the measuring tape.
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319. S-Sorry. Thank you.
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320. Okay.
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321. Let's see...
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322. So it's here to here...
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323. No, wait. Is it from the
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324. Let's go with 20 cm.
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325. Let's go with 20 centimeters...
Let's go with 20 centimeters...
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326. Let's go with 20 centimeters...
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327. Let's go with 20 centimeters...
Let's go with 20 centimeters...
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328. Twenty centimeters...
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329. It's only a number, but
my mind just went blank.
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330. I guess the last one we need is the inseam.
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331. Yes.
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332. At least with her inseam, I won't have to
look at her face, so I won't be as nervous.
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333. I'm sorta done with myself.
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334. I keep getting flustered and panicky.
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335. Talk about lame.
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336. I want to be like Kitagawa-san,
who never loses her head.
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337. Did you just say something?
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338. I'm sorry. I was thinking about
something, so I didn't quite hear you—
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339. Kitagawa-san?
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340. You're bright red.
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341. Huh?
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342. Um, huh? No way.
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343. What?
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344. N-No, you've got the wrong idea!
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345. I'm just...
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346. Is the room too hot?
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347. I'm sorry for not noticing!
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348. I'll go turn on the AC.
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349. I wonder if it'll be hot again this year.
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350. Maybe.
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351. And we're done.
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352. Good job.
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353. I'll go put my clothes on.
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354. Sure.
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355. Kitagawa-san.
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356. Do you have any references
for "Slippery Girls"?
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357. I'd like to know the details of the outfit,
so I can draw up the patterns.
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358. Oh, yeah, right. One sec.
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359. Ta-da!
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360. Here's "Slippery Girls" 1 and 2!
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361. Here you go.
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362. Thank you very much...
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363. T-Two of them?
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364. I thought that maybe the
second one would be enough,
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365. but it might be better if you
knew how the first one went, too.
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366. Sure...
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367. Tomorrow's Sunday, so try playing them.
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368. They're super cute.
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369. Gojo-kun?
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370. I'm sorry for interrupting you
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371. I don't mind at all, but... are you okay?
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372. Do you have a stomachache?
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373. I-I'm sorry, I'm fine.
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374. It's just her bathing suit...
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375. I'm home, Wakana.
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376. I got the new sewing—
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377. I'm bewing watched... You're watching me...
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378. If... If I do thish...
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379. Hey, Gramps. Dinner's ready.
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380. R-Right... I bought the new sewing machine.
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383. I mean... he is at that age...
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384. That said... He looks so damn serious!
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385. I see... That's how it looks from the back.
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387. Oh, no!
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388. Episode 3
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390. Next time...
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