1. Once again, today, the maidens who gather
in the gardens of the wisdom kingCopy !req
2. cross the tama river with smiles as
pure as those of the shinsengumi troopers.Copy !req
3. Their bodies and hearts, never once
sullied, are clad in pure white clothes.Copy !req
4. The pleats of their skirts
without a single wrinkle,Copy !req
5. their blue sailor scarves
not even flapping in the wind.Copy !req
6. They walk slowly, as
manners dictate they should.Copy !req
7. Prefectural high school hi-no-minami:
this is the garden of maidens.Copy !req
8. Good morning to you, lovely viewers!Copy !req
9. Shika! shika, shika, shika! shika!Copy !req
10. GIRL MEETS DEERCopy !req
11. It's still so coooold!Copy !req
12. And it rained yesterday, too!Copy !req
13. It's slippery, so you have to be careful.
Are you okay?Copy !req
14. Erm… Thank you very much!Copy !req
15. You're welcome.Copy !req
16. Torako Koshi, a second-year student
at prefectural hi-no-minami high,Copy !req
17. the president of the student council,
as well as the class rep for class 2-b.Copy !req
18. And also, she's attractive,
great at school, and prolific in sports.Copy !req
19. not only at school but also in neighborhood,
she's revered as a perfect girl.Copy !req
20. She's wonderful!Copy !req
21. Just as I planned!Copy !req
22. But Torako Koshi, whose high school life
seems to be going so well,Copy !req
23. has a secret she can't tell anyone.Copy !req
24. She's actually... a former delinquent!Copy !req
25. I am the famed wild
beast of Tokyo Hino!Copy !req
26. My dark past of being a delinquent
influenced by too much shonen manga!Copy !req
27. If this ever comes to light,Copy !req
28. all the effort I put into being
an honor student after I quit the gang lifeCopy !req
29. when I got into high school
will go down the drain!Copy !req
30. Not that anyone could ever see
through my perfect disguise, though.Copy !req
31. That's what she thought…
Up until this very day, that is.Copy !req
32. Are you kidding me? We have a suicideby
hanging right in the first episode?Copy !req
33. Should we have gotten
a late-night timeslot?Copy !req
34. Not that it would've been much better!Copy !req
35. Should I call the police? a doctor?Copy !req
36. Detective Co... No, Hajimeeeee!Copy !req
37. She's alive? What? If it's not a suicide,
why is she hanging from a place like that?Copy !req
38. She has horns?Copy !req
39. Ah, that must be those things they
sell at Toky, no, Chiba mo useland…Copy !req
40. But! Then they'd come off,
and she'd fall, right?Copy !req
41. Which means
those are real horns?Copy !req
42. And most likely deer horns, at that……
There's no world where that's a deer,Copy !req
43. Though! I mean, only male deer
have horns anyway, right?Copy !req
44. Is it some kind of new UMA, then?Copy !req
45. Or a mutant
belonging to an evil organization?Copy !req
46. By the way,
that's some incredible amount of snot…Copy !req
47. 53.6 °fCopy !req
48. That's disgusting!Copy !req
49. And a bunch of animals are coming here
thinking she's dead meat!Copy !req
50. You want a piece of me?Copy !req
51. You wanna piece of me, huh?
Come on, come!Copy !req
52. Why is she trying to pick a fight
in this situation?Copy !req
53. Actually, should I help her?Copy !req
54. She's glaring at me like crazyyy!Copy !req
55. The intensity of her gaze!Copy !req
56. If I get caught up in this, I'll be late!Copy !req
57. But I'm an honor student,
I absolutely cannot be late!Copy !req
58. The best course of action isCopy !req
59. to pretend I didn't see her
and hurry to school…Copy !req
60. You're going to leave me here…Copy !req
61. You're really going to abandon me
in this situation…Copy !req
62. N-n-n-n-no, of course not, I'd never…Copy !req
63. Actually, you're hanging there
of your own accord, aren't you?Copy !req
64. And I'm in a real hurry here.
I don't have time to be playing around…Copy !req
65. Tomorrow, the news will say:Copy !req
66. “A high schooler from Hino town got
caughtin the electric wires and died”...Copy !req
67. From now on, every morning,
when you pass through this street,Copy !req
68. You'll remember my face.
Every single day you'll think backCopy !req
69. and regret your choice, thinking:
“I should have helped her down that day”...Copy !req
70. Okay, I got it!Copy !req
71. I'm alive!Copy !req
72. This girl's damn heavy!Copy !req
73. Hey, Y... H, hmm,Copy !req
74. excuse me, why were you up there?Copy !req
75. When I woke up this morning
I was there already. I've no idea why…Copy !req
76. Seriously, tell me why!Copy !req
77. Thanks so much for helping me,
I couldn have done it without you,Copy !req
78. Miss delinquent.Copy !req
79. No, don't mention it..Copy !req
80. Did you say “Miss delinquent”?Copy !req
81. Huh? Who's a delinquent?Copy !req
82. You, girl.Copy !req
83. Wh-wh-what are you on about?Copy !req
84. Me? With this beautiful
and composed womanly appearance?Copy !req
85. A delinquent? That's p-p-p-preposterous!Copy !req
86. Oh, really? Hhmm, but I can smell it…Copy !req
87. Smell what?Copy !req
88. And my horns react to you.Copy !req
89. Wait, what kind of sensor is that?Copy !req
90. If I get mixed up with her,
I'll be in trouble.Copy !req
91. I-isn't it just your imagination?
Maybe you're mistaking me for someone else…Copy !req
92. Oh, I got to get going!
Try not to get caught up again, okay?Copy !req
93. Oof, that was close.
I was so sure my disguise was flawless…Copy !req
94. How did she…?Copy !req
95. What the hell was with that girl?Copy !req
96. Okay, everyone, to your seats!Copy !req
97. I have a transfer student
to introduce to you.Copy !req
98. A transfer student?
I have a bad feeling about this…Copy !req
99. Come on in.Copy !req
100. Comiiing!Copy !req
101. I knew iiiit!Copy !req
102. Wh-why are you stuck again?
Learn already, will ya?Copy !req
103. You're kidding, right?Copy !req
104. Now, Ms. Shikanoko, introduce yourself.Copy !req
105. Nroh! I'm Noko Shikanoko,
but you can call me Nokotan!Copy !req
106. Nokotan!Copy !req
107. What a funny girl.Copy !req
108. She's a deer!Copy !req
109. Why is everyone welcoming her normally?
Am I the weird one here?Copy !req
110. And you can sit…
Next to Ms. Koshi, since it's free there!Copy !req
111. This is a common trope in school anime:
the conveniently-free seat.Copy !req
112. That's bad! if she says something weird,Copy !req
113. my high school life
will definitely be over!Copy !req
114. I have to make the first move here.Copy !req
115. G-good morning!Copy !req
116. Oh, you're that girl!Copy !req
117. So you're a transfer student, huh?Copy !req
118. I'm Torako Koshi. If you have
any questions, feel free to ask me!Copy !req
119. Thank you!Copy !req
120. Huh? It seems like it
might be fine after all.Copy !req
121. Well, seems like
I didn't need to worry that much!Copy !req
122. You can call me however you want.Copy !req
123. Really?Copy !req
124. I was just overthinking things…Copy !req
125. Ok! you got it, Miss delinquent!Copy !req
126. Miss delinquent! Miss delinquent!Copy !req
127. I hope we can get along well,
Miss delinquent!Copy !req
128. Ms. Koshi is a delinquent?Copy !req
129. Koshi, of all people…?Copy !req
130. We heard that wrong, right?Copy !req
131. Hey! you had no reaction to a deer,
what's with the surprise now?Copy !req
132. A d-d-d-delinquent, me?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
133. Could you please not make
false allegations?Copy !req
134. My instincts are telling me
you're a delinquent, Miss.Copy !req
135. Are you a wild beast?Copy !req
136. You're also a virgin, aren't you?Copy !req
137. I mean, my horns are reacting to you.Copy !req
138. What kind of system is that?Copy !req
139. So Ms. Koshi's a virgin?Copy !req
140. I knew Koshi had to be…!Copy !req
141. Really?Copy !req
142. Stay out of this!Copy !req
143. Wh-wh-what kind of proof
do you have to claim I'm a virgin…?Copy !req
144. Huh? then you're not a virgin?Copy !req
145. Well, that's… erm…Copy !req
146. Virginity confirmed.Copy !req
147. It's Ms. Koshi!Copy !req
148. She looks beautiful as always!Copy !req
149. Just now it seemed like my disgraceful
past was about to come to light…Copy !req
150. I'm doing well…Copy !req
151. But I can't let my guard down!Copy !req
152. I have to make sure that deer
won't expose me as a former delinquent!Copy !req
153. To accomplish that,Copy !req
154. I must make my move
before she starts saying anything the next…Copy !req
155. Is that a mountain of sweets
on my desk for some reason?Copy !req
156. No, wait! that cross-shaped package…
Those are deer crackers!Copy !req
157. “Deer crackers”.Copy !req
158. as you know, the soul food
of the nara prefecture peopleCopy !req
159. (there's theories as to why).Copy !req
160. some students on their graduation trips
always try to eat them for laughs but,Copy !req
161. much like their taste, that joke
is a bit bland, and usually falls flat.Copy !req
162. The only one who would do this is…Copy !req
163. It definitely was her!Copy !req
164. wait, is she drooling?
what is she a merlion?Copy !req
165. Erm, Shikanoko…?
What's the meaning of this?Copy !req
166. Hn? that's repayment.Copy !req
167. That's not what your face says!Copy !req
168. You saved me this morning,
didn't you, Miss?Copy !req
169. That's to say thanks.Copy !req
170. No, that was no big deal!
There's no need to thank me…Copy !req
171. You don't like deer crackers?Copy !req
172. That's not the issue here…Copy !req
173. Actually, why do you sound
so full of yourself all of a sudden?Copy !req
174. How about I give you a horn,
just this once, then?Copy !req
175. Can you take them off?Copy !req
176. Here.Copy !req
177. I don't want that!Copy !req
178. You can eat them, by the way.Copy !req
179. D-does it taste good?
Not that I'll eat it, anyway.Copy !req
180. They have no taste, no smell, and are hard!Copy !req
181. So you have to force yourself to eat it?Copy !req
182. Tch, if that's how it is…
Here, but just this time.Copy !req
183. I don't want them!Copy !req
184. And sure, there's that,Copy !req
185. But also isn't your identity
going to fall apart like that?Copy !req
186. If you don't have your horns,
you're just a common high school girl!Copy !req
187. For the one who saved my life…Copy !req
188. I don't even mind
dropping my entire character!Copy !req
189. That's too heavy!
And it's too early to get out of character!Copy !req
190. It's still the first episode, you know?Copy !req
191. You don't want my crackers…
You don't want my horns…Copy !req
192. They stick back…Copy !req
193. Ah! Could it be that what you want…Copy !req
194. Is me?Copy !req
195. Why are you so tied up with the deer thing?Copy !req
196. Okay, I got it, you can eat me! …Copy !req
197. I'm not gonna eat you!
And who are those people?Copy !req
198. I mean,
I don't have anything else I can give you!Copy !req
199. Look, as you can see,
I don't have any money.Copy !req
200. But you still have deer crackers?Copy !req
201. Please, don't make me give you anymore…Copy !req
202. Why are you acting
like I'm extorting you or something?Copy !req
203. And for crackers, of all things!Copy !req
204. Oops, my bad! I let my real feelings slip!Copy !req
205. Hey, Nokotan!
Did you know about Koshi already?Copy !req
206. You two sure look like you're chummy!Copy !req
207. Hey! wait, Nokotan?Copy !req
208. That's my nickname! It's cute, isn't it?Copy !req
209. Obnoxious!Copy !req
210. You see, I was stuck on a power pole
this morning, and Miss delinq—Copy !req
211. Shikanoko! I just remembered
our teacher wanted to see you!Copy !req
212. Oh my, Koshitan... Why bring me here
so suddenly?Copy !req
213. That's bold.Copy !req
214. What are you imagining?Copy !req
215. I should be asking you,
what did you imagine, Koshitan?Copy !req
216. Wh-what are you… I well…Copy !req
217. Koshitan…Copy !req
218. You're such a virgin!Copy !req
219. Shut up?Copy !req
220. And what's with that
“Koshitan” all this time, huh?Copy !req
221. It's a nickname.Copy !req
222. We're Nokotan and Koshitan,
isn't that great?Copy !req
223. Are we a comedy duo?Copy !req
224. Who said you could nickname me?Copy !req
225. Well, I'm stuck with Miss delinq...Copy !req
226. Koshitan is okay.Copy !req
227. Seems like it's okay.Copy !req
228. I mean, that doesn't really matter anyway.Copy !req
229. Now, about my real identity,Copy !req
230. can you promise not to tell anyone,
ever, in no circumstances?Copy !req
231. I am an honor student here,
so it'd be bad for meCopy !req
232. in many ways if anyone
found out about my real identity.Copy !req
233. If you do say anything…
it'll not end well for you.Copy !req
234. You got that?Copy !req
235. You mean…Copy !req
236. Your real identity is that you're a virgin?Copy !req
237. You're… Not wrong, but I don't mean that!Copy !req
238. Damn it…
Where do you get off, teasing me like that…Copy !req
239. Listen up,
those horns better be your only joke!Copy !req
240. You're right…
These are weird, aren't they?Copy !req
241. E... Erm… No...Copy !req
242. I mean, of course a girl with horns
would be really disgusting, right?Copy !req
243. It's like "What are you?",
“Are you even a deer, huh?”, isn't it?Copy !req
244. I'm so sorry
if I made you uncomfortable.Copy !req
245. I see… She's probably heard horrible
things about her appearance,Copy !req
246. and I…Copy !req
247. Forget about being an honor student,
I'm a complete failure as a human being!Copy !req
248. I... I'm sorry!
I don't mind the horns at all!Copy !req
249. So? We're a-okay now, aren't we?Copy !req
250. Koshitan wanted to ask
how far her horns went,Copy !req
251. but she was scared of the answer.Copy !req
252. Today was exhausting…Copy !req
253. I still have to prepare
for tomorrow's classes when I get home.Copy !req
254. What was that noise?Copy !req
255. It came from there?Copy !req
256. Excuse me! is anyone there?Copy !req
257. I just heard an incredibly
loud noise, is everything oka...Copy !req
258. D... do I call the police? A doctor?
Detective Co... NO, Hajimeeeee!Copy !req
259. Ah, Koshitan!Copy !req
260. S... Shikanoko, is that b-b-blood?
Did something happen?Copy !req
261. Oh, it was my bad!Copy !req
262. I fell from the ladder,
and ended up scraping my knee!Copy !req
263. And your head? look at your head!Copy !req
264. What a cute band-aid!Copy !req
265. Shut up! And what are you doing
in this warehouse no one uses?Copy !req
266. I was cleaning!Copy !req
267. Cleaning? All by yourself?Copy !req
268. Yep! Thanks, Koshitan!Copy !req
269. Alright, back to work!Copy !req
270. Okay. I'll help you!Copy !req
271. What? really?Copy !req
272. W, well, you're hurt,Copy !req
273. and who knows
what you'll do if I leave you alone?Copy !req
274. Yay! Thanks!Copy !req
275. She's an unmistakable Tsundere.Copy !req
276. Cleaning is such a chore,
but you seem to be having fun, huh?Copy !req
277. I mean, I'm doing it with you, Koshitan!Copy !req
278. Y, you're exaggerating!
We're just cleaning!Copy !req
279. Even cleaning can be this much fun
when you do it with someone!Copy !req
280. Oh, my, it looks so much cleaner already!Copy !req
281. Mrs. Ukai?Copy !req
282. Nroh, Mrs. Ukai!Copy !req
283. Hey there, nroh!Copy !req
284. So you helped her out, Ms. Koshi?Copy !req
285. Thank you! It must've been hard.Copy !req
286. Oh, not at all!
It was pretty easy!Copy !req
287. I feel much more at ease knowing you'll be
joining the Deer Club too, Ms. Koshi!Copy !req
288. Of cour... Huh? Deer Club?Copy !req
289. Well, then, like I promised,
you can use this place however you like.Copy !req
290. Yaaay!Copy !req
291. Wait, what in the world is a Deer Club?
And why am I joining?Copy !req
292. What? You didn't hear about it?Copy !req
293. I founded the Deer Club here!Copy !req
294. What the hell kinda club is that anyway?Copy !req
295. I promised her that if she cleaned up
the place she could use it as a clubroom.Copy !req
296. - Riiiiight?
- Riiiiight?Copy !req
297. “Riiiiight” My left buttcheek!Copy !req
298. And ugh, It'll be seriously bad for me
if I get sucked into that senseless club!Copy !req
299. I'm so relieved,Copy !req
300. Ms. Koshi! you've got it together,
and you're very caring, after all.Copy !req
301. Like an older sister!Copy !req
302. Since you're so cheerful and kind,
this looks like it'll be a fun club!Copy !req
303. It'll be like home for us!Copy !req
304. You're also very smart, so you two might
as well get some sort of prize!Copy !req
305. We might even get to nationals!Copy !req
306. If you're joining, I'm sure
the Deer Club will do incredible things!Copy !req
307. Leave it all to me!Copy !req
308. Koshitan was easy to get.Copy !req
309. Okay, Ms. Shikanoko, make sure
you fill in the club approval form.Copy !req
310. Club name: Deer Club.Copy !req
311. Club president: Torako Koshi.Copy !req
312. mainly taking care of deer.Copy !req
313. Wait a minute!
why am I the club president here?Copy !req
314. - You're the president, Koshitan.
- You're the president, Ms. Koshi.Copy !req
315. Like I said, why me? That's weird!Copy !req
316. Isn't this the Deer Club?Copy !req
317. If Shikanoko, a literal deer girl, won't be
the president, then who else would?Copy !req
318. That's what you mean?Copy !req
319. But look, here it says the deer club
“mainly takes care of deer”, right?Copy !req
320. Huh? yeah…Copy !req
321. I'll be the Deer Club's
resident deer, you see…Copy !req
322. What's a resident deer?Copy !req
323. And the president cares for her!Copy !req
324. That's you, Koshitan!Copy !req
325. I'm not on board with that!Copy !req
326. What kind of club takes care of deer, anyway?
Is this an agricultural school?Copy !req
327. Here, submitted.Copy !req
328. And it's definitely accepted.Copy !req
329. you work too fast!Copy !req
330. Well, then, president, I'm counting on you
to look after Ms. ShikanokoCopy !req
331. I'll be in your care!Copy !req
332. okay.Copy !req
333. Since she said “leave it to me”
with such a great smile,Copy !req
334. Koshitan couldn't take it back now.Copy !req
335. The Deer Club is ready! Hooray!Copy !req
336. Things got way too out of hand,
for just one day…Copy !req
337. I'll bring more deer crackers tomorrow!Copy !req
338. It's okay, I guess.Copy !req
339. Well then, should we begin
with a good brushing?Copy !req
340. You've gotta be kidding!Copy !req
341. And what's with that
scrubber-like brush?Copy !req
342. It's for animal use.Copy !req
343. Okay, I have no choice then!Copy !req
344. Nroh!Copy !req
345. Dammit, why do I have to do this…?Copy !req
346. Jeez, you're going to make me do
this every club meeting, arent you?Copy !req
347. Damn you, you pest!Copy !req
348. S-so scary!Copy !req
349. I don't know what's going on,Copy !req
350. but it seems
the Deer Club's fight is just beginning!Copy !req