1. Once again, today, the maidens who gather
in the gardens of the wisdom kingCopy !req
2. cross the tama river with smiles as
pure as those of the shinsengumi troopers.Copy !req
3. Their bodies and hearts, never once
sullied, are clad in pure white clothes.Copy !req
4. The pleats of their skirts
without a single wrinkle,Copy !req
5. their blue sailor scarves
not even flapping in the wind.Copy !req
6. They walk slowly, as
manners dictate they should.Copy !req
7. Prefectural high school hi-no-minami:
this is the garden of maidens.Copy !req
8. Good morning to you, lovely viewers!Copy !req
9. Shika! shika, shika, shika! shika!Copy !req
10. It's still so coooold!Copy !req
11. And it rained yesterday, too!Copy !req
12. It's slippery, so you have to be careful.
Are you okay?Copy !req
13. Erm… Thank you very much!Copy !req
14. You're welcome.Copy !req
15. Torako Koshi, a second-year student
at prefectural hi-no-minami high,Copy !req
16. the president of the student council,
as well as the class rep for class 2-b.Copy !req
17. And also, she's attractive,
great at school, and prolific in sports.Copy !req
18. not only at school but also in neighborhood,
she's revered as a perfect girl.Copy !req
19. She's wonderful!Copy !req
20. Just as I planned!Copy !req
21. But Torako Koshi, whose high school life
seems to be going so well,Copy !req
22. has a secret she can't tell anyone.Copy !req
23. She's actually... a former delinquent!Copy !req
24. I am the famed wild
beast of Tokyo Hino!Copy !req
25. My dark past of being a delinquent
influenced by too much shonen manga!Copy !req
26. If this ever comes to light,Copy !req
27. all the effort I put into being
an honor student after I quit the gang lifeCopy !req
28. when I got into high school
will go down the drain!Copy !req
29. Not that anyone could ever see
through my perfect disguise, though.Copy !req
30. That's what she thought…
Up until this very day, that is.Copy !req
31. Are you kidding me? We have a suicideby
hanging right in the first episode?Copy !req
32. Should we have gotten
a late-night timeslot?Copy !req
33. Not that it would've been much better!Copy !req
34. Should I call the police? a doctor?Copy !req
35. Detective Co... No, Hajimeeeee!Copy !req
36. She's alive? What? If it's not a suicide,
why is she hanging from a place like that?Copy !req
37. She has horns?Copy !req
38. Ah, that must be those things they
sell at Toky, no, Chiba mo useland…Copy !req
39. But! Then they'd come off,
and she'd fall, right?Copy !req
40. Which means
those are real horns?Copy !req
41. And most likely deer horns, at that……
There's no world where that's a deer,Copy !req
42. Though! I mean, only male deer
have horns anyway, right?Copy !req
43. Is it some kind of new UMA, then?Copy !req
44. Or a mutant
belonging to an evil organization?Copy !req
45. By the way,
that's some incredible amount of snot…Copy !req
46. 53.6 °fCopy !req
47. That's disgusting!Copy !req
48. And a bunch of animals are coming here
thinking she's dead meat!Copy !req
49. You want a piece of me?Copy !req
50. You wanna piece of me, huh?
Come on, come!Copy !req
51. Why is she trying to pick a fight
in this situation?Copy !req
52. Actually, should I help her?Copy !req
53. She's glaring at me like crazyyy!Copy !req
54. The intensity of her gaze!Copy !req
55. If I get caught up in this, I'll be late!Copy !req
56. But I'm an honor student,
I absolutely cannot be late!Copy !req
57. The best course of action isCopy !req
58. to pretend I didn't see her
and hurry to school…Copy !req
59. You're going to leave me here…Copy !req
60. You're really going to abandon me
in this situation…Copy !req
61. N-n-n-n-no, of course not, I'd never…Copy !req
62. Actually, you're hanging there
of your own accord, aren't you?Copy !req
63. And I'm in a real hurry here.
I don't have time to be playing around…Copy !req
64. Tomorrow, the news will say:Copy !req
65. “A high schooler from Hino town got
caughtin the electric wires and died”...Copy !req
66. From now on, every morning,
when you pass through this street,Copy !req
67. You'll remember my face.
Every single day you'll think backCopy !req
68. and regret your choice, thinking:
“I should have helped her down that day”...Copy !req
69. Okay, I got it!Copy !req
70. I'm alive!Copy !req
71. This girl's damn heavy!Copy !req
72. Hey, Y... H, hmm,Copy !req
73. excuse me, why were you up there?Copy !req
74. When I woke up this morning
I was there already. I've no idea why…Copy !req
75. Seriously, tell me why!Copy !req
76. Thanks so much for helping me,
I couldn have done it without you,Copy !req
77. Miss delinquent.Copy !req
78. No, don't mention it..Copy !req
79. Did you say “Miss delinquent”?Copy !req
80. Huh? Who's a delinquent?Copy !req
81. You, girl.Copy !req
82. Wh-wh-what are you on about?Copy !req
83. Me? With this beautiful
and composed womanly appearance?Copy !req
84. A delinquent? That's p-p-p-preposterous!Copy !req
85. Oh, really? Hhmm, but I can smell it…Copy !req
86. Smell what?Copy !req
87. And my horns react to you.Copy !req
88. Wait, what kind of sensor is that?Copy !req
89. If I get mixed up with her,
I'll be in trouble.Copy !req
90. I-isn't it just your imagination?
Maybe you're mistaking me for someone else…Copy !req
91. Oh, I got to get going!
Try not to get caught up again, okay?Copy !req
92. Oof, that was close.
I was so sure my disguise was flawless…Copy !req
93. How did she…?Copy !req
94. What the hell was with that girl?Copy !req
95. Okay, everyone, to your seats!Copy !req
96. I have a transfer student
to introduce to you.Copy !req
97. A transfer student?
I have a bad feeling about this…Copy !req
98. Come on in.Copy !req
99. Comiiing!Copy !req
100. I knew iiiit!Copy !req
101. Wh-why are you stuck again?
Learn already, will ya?Copy !req
102. You're kidding, right?Copy !req
103. Now, Ms. Shikanoko, introduce yourself.Copy !req
104. Nroh! I'm Noko Shikanoko,
but you can call me Nokotan!Copy !req
105. Nokotan!Copy !req
106. What a funny girl.Copy !req
107. She's a deer!Copy !req
108. Why is everyone welcoming her normally?
Am I the weird one here?Copy !req
109. And you can sit…
Next to Ms. Koshi, since it's free there!Copy !req
110. This is a common trope in school anime:
the conveniently-free seat.Copy !req
111. That's bad! if she says something weird,Copy !req
112. my high school life
will definitely be over!Copy !req
113. I have to make the first move here.Copy !req
114. G-good morning!Copy !req
115. Oh, you're that girl!Copy !req
116. So you're a transfer student, huh?Copy !req
117. I'm Torako Koshi. If you have
any questions, feel free to ask me!Copy !req
118. Thank you!Copy !req
119. Huh? It seems like it
might be fine after all.Copy !req
120. Well, seems like
I didn't need to worry that much!Copy !req
121. You can call me however you want.Copy !req
122. Really?Copy !req
123. I was just overthinking things…Copy !req
124. Ok! you got it, Miss delinquent!Copy !req
125. Miss delinquent! Miss delinquent!Copy !req
126. I hope we can get along well,
Miss delinquent!Copy !req
127. Ms. Koshi is a delinquent?Copy !req
128. Koshi, of all people…?Copy !req
129. We heard that wrong, right?Copy !req
130. Hey! you had no reaction to a deer,
what's with the surprise now?Copy !req
131. A d-d-d-delinquent, me?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
132. Could you please not make
false allegations?Copy !req
133. My instincts are telling me
you're a delinquent, Miss.Copy !req
134. Are you a wild beast?Copy !req
135. You're also a virgin, aren't you?Copy !req
136. I mean, my horns are reacting to you.Copy !req
137. What kind of system is that?Copy !req
138. So Ms. Koshi's a virgin?Copy !req
139. I knew Koshi had to be…!Copy !req
140. Really?Copy !req
141. Stay out of this!Copy !req
142. Wh-wh-what kind of proof
do you have to claim I'm a virgin…?Copy !req
143. Huh? then you're not a virgin?Copy !req
144. Well, that's… erm…Copy !req
145. Virginity confirmed.Copy !req
146. It's Ms. Koshi!Copy !req
147. She looks beautiful as always!Copy !req
148. Just now it seemed like my disgraceful
past was about to come to light…Copy !req
149. I'm doing well…Copy !req
150. But I can't let my guard down!Copy !req
151. I have to make sure that deer
won't expose me as a former delinquent!Copy !req
152. To accomplish that,Copy !req
153. I must make my move
before she starts saying anything the next…Copy !req
154. Is that a mountain of sweets
on my desk for some reason?Copy !req
155. No, wait! that cross-shaped package…
Those are deer crackers!Copy !req
156. “Deer crackers”.Copy !req
157. as you know, the soul food
of the nara prefecture peopleCopy !req
158. some students on their graduation trips
always try to eat them for laughs but,Copy !req
159. much like their taste, that joke
is a bit bland, and usually falls flat.Copy !req
160. The only one who would do this is…Copy !req
161. It definitely was her!Copy !req
162. wait, is she drooling?
what is she a merlion?Copy !req
163. Erm, Shikanoko…?
What's the meaning of this?Copy !req
164. Hn? that's repayment.Copy !req
165. That's not what your face says!Copy !req
166. You saved me this morning,
didn't you, Miss?Copy !req
167. That's to say thanks.Copy !req
168. No, that was no big deal!
There's no need to thank me…Copy !req
169. You don't like deer crackers?Copy !req
170. That's not the issue here…Copy !req
171. Actually, why do you sound
so full of yourself all of a sudden?Copy !req
172. How about I give you a horn,
just this once, then?Copy !req
173. Can you take them off?Copy !req
174. Here.Copy !req
175. I don't want that!Copy !req
176. You can eat them, by the way.Copy !req
177. D-does it taste good?
Not that I'll eat it, anyway.Copy !req
178. They have no taste, no smell, and are hard!Copy !req
179. So you have to force yourself to eat it?Copy !req
180. Tch, if that's how it is…
Here, but just this time.Copy !req
181. I don't want them!Copy !req
182. And sure, there's that,Copy !req
183. But also isn't your identity
going to fall apart like that?Copy !req
184. If you don't have your horns,
you're just a common high school girl!Copy !req
185. For the one who saved my life…Copy !req
186. I don't even mind
dropping my entire character!Copy !req
187. That's too heavy!
And it's too early to get out of character!Copy !req
188. It's still the first episode, you know?Copy !req
189. You don't want my crackers…
You don't want my horns…Copy !req
190. They stick back…Copy !req
191. Ah! Could it be that what you want…Copy !req
192. Is me?Copy !req
193. Why are you so tied up with the deer thing?Copy !req
194. Okay, I got it, you can eat me! …Copy !req
195. I'm not gonna eat you!
And who are those people?Copy !req
196. I mean,
I don't have anything else I can give you!Copy !req
197. Look, as you can see,
I don't have any money.Copy !req
198. But you still have deer crackers?Copy !req
199. Please, don't make me give you anymore…Copy !req
200. Why are you acting
like I'm extorting you or something?Copy !req
201. And for crackers, of all things!Copy !req
202. Oops, my bad! I let my real feelings slip!Copy !req
203. Hey, Nokotan!
Did you know about Koshi already?Copy !req
204. You two sure look like you're chummy!Copy !req
205. Hey! wait, Nokotan?Copy !req
206. That's my nickname! It's cute, isn't it?Copy !req
207. Obnoxious!Copy !req
208. You see, I was stuck on a power pole
this morning, and Miss delinq—Copy !req
209. Shikanoko! I just remembered
our teacher wanted to see you!Copy !req
210. Oh my, Koshitan... Why bring me here
so suddenly?Copy !req
211. That's bold.Copy !req
212. What are you imagining?Copy !req
213. I should be asking you,
what did you imagine, Koshitan?Copy !req
214. Wh-what are you… I well…Copy !req
215. Koshitan…Copy !req
216. You're such a virgin!Copy !req
217. Shut up?Copy !req
218. And what's with that
“Koshitan” all this time, huh?Copy !req
219. It's a nickname.Copy !req
220. We're Nokotan and Koshitan,
isn't that great?Copy !req
221. Are we a comedy duo?Copy !req
222. Who said you could nickname me?Copy !req
223. Well, I'm stuck with Miss delinq...Copy !req
224. Koshitan is okay.Copy !req
225. Seems like it's okay.Copy !req
226. I mean, that doesn't really matter anyway.Copy !req
227. Now, about my real identity,Copy !req
228. can you promise not to tell anyone,
ever, in no circumstances?Copy !req
229. I am an honor student here,
so it'd be bad for meCopy !req
230. in many ways if anyone
found out about my real identity.Copy !req
231. If you do say anything…
it'll not end well for you.Copy !req
232. You got that?Copy !req
233. You mean…Copy !req
234. Your real identity is that you're a virgin?Copy !req
235. You're… Not wrong, but I don't mean that!Copy !req
236. Damn it…
Where do you get off, teasing me like that…Copy !req
237. Listen up,
those horns better be your only joke!Copy !req
238. You're right…
These are weird, aren't they?Copy !req
239. E... Erm… No...Copy !req
240. I mean, of course a girl with horns
would be really disgusting, right?Copy !req
241. It's like "What are you?",
“Are you even a deer, huh?”, isn't it?Copy !req
242. I'm so sorry
if I made you uncomfortable.Copy !req
243. I see… She's probably heard horrible
things about her appearance,Copy !req
244. and I…Copy !req
245. Forget about being an honor student,
I'm a complete failure as a human being!Copy !req
246. I... I'm sorry!
I don't mind the horns at all!Copy !req
247. So? We're a-okay now, aren't we?Copy !req
248. Koshitan wanted to ask
how far her horns went,Copy !req
249. but she was scared of the answer.Copy !req
250. Today was exhausting…Copy !req
251. I still have to prepare
for tomorrow's classes when I get home.Copy !req
252. What was that noise?Copy !req
253. It came from there?Copy !req
254. Excuse me! is anyone there?Copy !req
255. I just heard an incredibly
loud noise, is everything oka...Copy !req
256. D... do I call the police? A doctor?
Detective Co... NO, Hajimeeeee!Copy !req
257. Ah, Koshitan!Copy !req
258. S... Shikanoko, is that b-b-blood?
Did something happen?Copy !req
259. Oh, it was my bad!Copy !req
260. I fell from the ladder,
and ended up scraping my knee!Copy !req
261. And your head? look at your head!Copy !req
262. What a cute band-aid!Copy !req
263. Shut up! And what are you doing
in this warehouse no one uses?Copy !req
264. I was cleaning!Copy !req
265. Cleaning? All by yourself?Copy !req
266. Yep! Thanks, Koshitan!Copy !req
267. Alright, back to work!Copy !req
268. Okay. I'll help you!Copy !req
269. What? really?Copy !req
270. W, well, you're hurt,Copy !req
271. and who knows
what you'll do if I leave you alone?Copy !req
272. Yay! Thanks!Copy !req
273. She's an unmistakable Tsundere.Copy !req
274. Cleaning is such a chore,
but you seem to be having fun, huh?Copy !req
275. I mean, I'm doing it with you, Koshitan!Copy !req
276. Y, you're exaggerating!
We're just cleaning!Copy !req
277. Even cleaning can be this much fun
when you do it with someone!Copy !req
278. Oh, my, it looks so much cleaner already!Copy !req
279. Mrs. Ukai?Copy !req
280. Nroh, Mrs. Ukai!Copy !req
281. Hey there, nroh!Copy !req
282. So you helped her out, Ms. Koshi?Copy !req
283. Thank you! It must've been hard.Copy !req
284. Oh, not at all!
It was pretty easy!Copy !req
285. I feel much more at ease knowing you'll be
joining the Deer Club too, Ms. Koshi!Copy !req
286. Of cour... Huh? Deer Club?Copy !req
287. Well, then, like I promised,
you can use this place however you like.Copy !req
288. Yaaay!Copy !req
289. Wait, what in the world is a Deer Club?
And why am I joining?Copy !req
290. What? You didn't hear about it?Copy !req
291. I founded the Deer Club here!Copy !req
292. What the hell kinda club is that anyway?Copy !req
293. I promised her that if she cleaned up
the place she could use it as a clubroom.Copy !req
294. - Riiiiight?
- Riiiiight?Copy !req
295. “Riiiiight” My left buttcheek!Copy !req
296. And ugh, It'll be seriously bad for me
if I get sucked into that senseless club!Copy !req
297. I'm so relieved,Copy !req
298. Ms. Koshi! you've got it together,
and you're very caring, after all.Copy !req
299. Like an older sister!Copy !req
300. Since you're so cheerful and kind,
this looks like it'll be a fun club!Copy !req
301. It'll be like home for us!Copy !req
302. You're also very smart, so you two might
as well get some sort of prize!Copy !req
303. We might even get to nationals!Copy !req
304. If you're joining, I'm sure
the Deer Club will do incredible things!Copy !req
305. Leave it all to me!Copy !req
306. Koshitan was easy to get.Copy !req
307. Okay, Ms. Shikanoko, make sure
you fill in the club approval form.Copy !req
308. Club name: Deer Club.Copy !req
309. Club president: Torako Koshi.Copy !req
310. mainly taking care of deer.Copy !req
311. Wait a minute!
why am I the club president here?Copy !req
312. - You're the president, Koshitan.
- You're the president, Ms. Koshi.Copy !req
313. Like I said, why me? That's weird!Copy !req
314. Isn't this the Deer Club?Copy !req
315. If Shikanoko, a literal deer girl, won't be
the president, then who else would?Copy !req
316. That's what you mean?Copy !req
317. But look, here it says the deer club
“mainly takes care of deer”, right?Copy !req
318. Huh? yeah…Copy !req
319. I'll be the Deer Club's
resident deer, you see…Copy !req
320. What's a resident deer?Copy !req
321. And the president cares for her!Copy !req
322. That's you, Koshitan!Copy !req
323. I'm not on board with that!Copy !req
324. What kind of club takes care of deer, anyway?
Is this an agricultural school?Copy !req
325. Here, submitted.Copy !req
326. And it's definitely accepted.Copy !req
327. you work too fast!Copy !req
328. Well, then, president, I'm counting on you
to look after Ms. ShikanokoCopy !req
329. I'll be in your care!Copy !req
330. okay.Copy !req
331. Since she said “leave it to me”
with such a great smile,Copy !req
332. Koshitan couldn't take it back now.Copy !req
333. The Deer Club is ready! Hooray!Copy !req
334. Things got way too out of hand,
for just one day…Copy !req
335. I'll bring more deer crackers tomorrow!Copy !req
336. It's okay, I guess.Copy !req
337. Well then, should we begin
with a good brushing?Copy !req
338. You've gotta be kidding!Copy !req
339. And what's with that
scrubber-like brush?Copy !req
340. It's for animal use.Copy !req
341. Okay, I have no choice then!Copy !req
342. Nroh!Copy !req
343. Dammit, why do I have to do this…?Copy !req
344. Jeez, you're going to make me do
this every club meeting, arent you?Copy !req
345. Damn you, you pest!Copy !req
346. S-so scary!Copy !req
347. I don't know what's going on,Copy !req
348. but it seems
the Deer Club's fight is just beginning!Copy !req