1. I had noticed that humans face
the prospect of imminent death
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2. in all kinds of ways.
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3. Some kept their feelings inside.
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4. Others, not so much.
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5. Well, I didn't expect
to live this long anyway.
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6. A reassuring thought, actually.
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7. Everything's a bonus for me now.
I guess I'm golden.
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8. Okay, well, I'm not feeling golden
when you talk like that.
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9. I need you to say things like,
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10. "It's gonna be fine."
"You're gonna live a long life."
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11. "You can still turn things around."
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12. SecUnit, um...
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13. SecUnits run probabilities
for successful outcomes, correct?
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14. Constantly.
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15. That's a common misconception.
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16. In your opinion, then, how are we looking?
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17. There are too many variables.
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18. I can handle it.
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19. I would put the chances of our survival
at medium to low.
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20. It's lying.
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21. Lying, like medium to low is too low
or medium to low is too high?
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22. Like medium to low is too high.
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23. - Well?
- Fucking Gurathin.
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24. - Low to extremely low.
- Mm-hmm.
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25. Why did you lie?
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26. It lied because it's worried that
if we know how shitty our chances are,
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27. it'll affect our performance.
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28. - That's not why.
- Then why?
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29. That was why.
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30. I don't know.
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31. You're losing your mind, Murderbot.
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32. This is close enough.
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33. You remember what you're supposed to do?
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34. Yeah, you only said it 15 times.
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35. We'll do our jobs.
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36. You functional enough to do yours?
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37. I noticed you have an issue
with eye contact.
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38. We need to rethink this.
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39. I just do not feel good
about leaving you alone here.
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40. I'm sorry, but I still don't trust it.
Its plan is insane.
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41. What is your plan, Dr. Gurathin?
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42. My plan is to come up with a better plan.
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43. That's inspiring.
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44. - Well, I happen to have a plan.
- We discussed that.
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45. There's no time.
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46. Let's go.
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47. What is that?
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48. Don't worry about it.
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49. If anyone tells you that, start worrying.
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50. SecUnit, this is Ratthi.
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51. PresAux Habitat is secure.
No sign of enemy combatants.
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52. Stop talking. Keep the channel clear.
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53. Copy that.
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54. Gurathin, Pin-Lee, how's it going?
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55. We're close.
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56. Ish.
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57. Mensah shouldn't have
come on this whole expedition.
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58. I know but try telling her anything
once she's made up her mind.
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59. Right? She's implacable.
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60. - It's so...
- Yeah.
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61. Hot.
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62. Hot? I thought you
were gonna say frustrating.
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63. Frustrating and hot.
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64. Can we concentrate?
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65. SecUnit's at the rendezvous,
we need to get that drone in the air.
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66. As usual,
the humans were being hot messes.
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67. Maybe up that way.
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68. That's why I lied to them about the plan.
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69. If they knew what I really had in mind,
they would lose their shit.
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70. I needed Pin-Lee to get that drone
up in the air
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71. so that Gurathin could use it
as a transponder
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72. and hack
into GrayCris's HubSystem remotely.
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73. That way, we could launch their beacon
and call for help.
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74. See Sanctuary Moon, episode 599,
"Kogi Saves the Day." It's a classic.
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75. But first I had to get GrayCris
to give up their access codes.
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76. The GrayCris team let me get close,
which was a relief.
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77. I'd feel pretty stupid
getting immediately blasted into chunks.
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78. But those SecUnits
weren't exactly friendly.
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79. And my little pings of greeting
went unanswered.
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80. I am the SecUnit assigned
to PreservationAux Survey Team.
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81. I felt a pulse.
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82. A signal bundle designed
to take over my governor module
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83. and freeze it.
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84. So it's a good thing my governor module
wasn't working.
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85. All I felt was a mild tickle.
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86. I assume you're about to try to
install another combat override module
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87. and send me back to kill them.
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88. I don't recommend that course of action.
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89. "I don't recommend that course of action."
That's pretty cool.
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90. - Ratthi.
- Yeah.
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91. It made an impression.
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92. The humans knew that I could kill them
before their SecUnits overwhelmed me.
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93. Anyone care to comment on that?
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94. I wanna talk to your clients.
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95. That's not going to happen.
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96. But I have a solution
to both our problems.
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97. You have a solution?
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98. To them, talking to me meant
talking to a piece of equipment.
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99. All of their SecUnits were like drones.
Speaking only when spoken to.
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100. I had to get their attention somehow.
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101. I don't have a working governor module.
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102. Hey.
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103. I don't think that was the plan.
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104. It's a trick. One of the surveyors
is telling it what to say.
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105. - Quiet.
- It's not a trick.
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106. I hacked my governor module
before arriving on the planet.
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107. At first my clients didn't realize.
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108. They were too absorbed
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109. in their own self-righteousness
to see clearly.
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110. Even after I was unmasked,
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111. there was only one member of their team
who understood the threat I posed.
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112. Oh, shit. I knew it.
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113. His name was Gurathin.
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114. What the fuck?
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115. This was the tricky bit.
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116. Would they recognize their own SecUnits?
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117. Okay. That... Can you just... Just...
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118. So what do you have in mind?
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119. Right now the other members of my team
are sabotaging your mission.
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120. I will help you capture them
and get the information you want.
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121. In exchange, you will take me
with you onto the pickup ship.
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122. It's betraying us.
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123. But list me as destroyed inventory.
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124. - Mensah?
- Yes?
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125. - Are you getting this?
- Yeah, I heard. I heard.
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126. SecUnit. SecUnit, what are you doing?
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127. What was I doing?
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128. Well, I was trying to
get off this stupid planet.
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129. I don't recommend negotiating
with a rogue SecUnit.
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130. It's just one bot.
We can dispatch it later.
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131. We agree.
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132. But if you're lying,
then we'll destroy you.
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133. Good luck with that. I've killed two
of your SecUnits single-handedly.
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134. Okay, they beat the crap out of me
and I got lucky.
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135. What's the information?
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136. Open a satellite link
and use your HubSystem
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137. to connect to our HubSystem.
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138. I'll fool those idiots
into leaving the connection open.
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139. Mark me as destroyed.
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140. Then I'll hand them over.
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141. Professor Bharadwaj, lower the fire wall.
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142. I need you to let GrayCris
into our system.
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143. Hang on. You just said...
This wasn't the plan.
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144. This was the plan.
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145. Just part of the plan
that you didn't know about. Trust me.
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146. - We have to trust it.
- Yes, but this wasn't the plan.
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147. We have no choice.
We need them to open a channel.
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148. Open it.
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149. Open it now.
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150. Shit. They're giving GrayCris access.
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151. - That was the plan.
- It's Murderbot's plan. And it is—
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152. Shut up.
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153. We have to trust it.
You didn't wanna go with my plan.
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154. Auto-piloting the hopper
right into their habitat.
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155. How were we gonna launch the beacon then?
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156. Yeah, that was the flaw. Okay.
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157. GrayCris signal incoming.
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158. Hack the security code
and send to Gurathin.
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159. We've got the connection.
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160. We're patching you in, Gurathin.
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161. I have it. I have the codes.
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162. Good. Now get into their system
and launch that fucking beacon.
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163. Mensah, we're gonna need pickup.
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164. Yes. Yes. Ready to dust off
and get you as soon as it launches.
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165. The drone's connected.
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166. I'm getting ready to send the
command package to launch their beacon.
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167. We've contacted your HubSystem
and listed you as destroyed.
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168. Now tell us where they are.
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169. SecUnit, the upload is working.
Get out of there.
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170. I'm sorry, Dr. Mensah.
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171. Since you destroyed my client's beacon,
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172. the survivors went to your beacon
to trigger it manually.
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173. - They're at the launchpad right now.
- What?
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174. - What?
- What?
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175. SecUnit, Murderbot, what are you doing?
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176. What has to be done.
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177. Launching a beacon. That's not possible.
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178. One of them is
a highly advanced augmented human.
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179. I was exaggerating.
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180. He can make it launch. His name is...
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181. I was about to say Gurathin.
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182. But then I realized
I'd already used that name.
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183. Shagamin.
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184. Shagamin?
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185. Flight corporal Shagamin was tortured
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186. by the Imperium in season seven
of Sanctuary Moon.
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187. - Shagamin...
- Who the fuck cares what their name is?
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188. GrayCris leader was showing tension.
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189. She really didn't want anyone
coming to this planet
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190. until she could
deal with the witness problem.
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191. It's lying about the beacon.
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192. - We can't chance it.
- It's possible then?
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193. If they have an augmented human
who can hack the beacon...
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194. then yeah, it's possible.
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195. It's trying to get them killed.
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196. If they're at the beacon launchpad,
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197. they'll be immolated
when the beacon launches.
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198. - But that's...
- Murder.
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199. What did you expect?
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200. No, no, no. There has to be a better way.
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201. There is no better way.
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202. But you said...
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203. I lied.
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204. If their SecUnits survive,
they will hunt you down and kill you.
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205. We have to do this.
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206. At least that's what I think.
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207. A more sophisticated model might have
come up with a better option,
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208. but you get what you pay for.
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209. I...
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210. I understand.
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211. Gurathin.
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212. Uploading command to launch.
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213. We have to go there, now.
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214. You. You come with us.
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215. Of course she was gonna say that.
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216. I guess I was gonna get killed too.
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217. This is not how it ended
for Lieutenant Kogi.
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218. Agreed.
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219. Wait, if SecUnit
is there when it launches...
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220. Gurathin, you have to stop the launch now.
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221. If I do that, I can't get back in.
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222. - But we can't—
- How much time before launch?
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223. Four minutes, 47 seconds.
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224. - Forty-six now.
- Copy.
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225. And I want you all to know I...
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226. I copy.
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227. I had missed riding
in the cargo container.
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228. It would've been comforting and homey,
except it wasn't my cargo container.
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229. Plus, it was filled with the kind of units
that had consistently kicked my ass.
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230. Plus, it was heading towards a beacon
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231. that was about to launch
and obliterate everything near it.
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232. Including me.
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233. GrayCris hopper's landing at the beacon.
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234. Three minutes to go.
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235. Sorry.
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236. "Sorry?" What the hell was wrong with me?
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237. I'd been infected with an empathy virus
by my clients.
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238. Check the control hub. See where they are.
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239. They've arrived at the beacon.
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240. Keep the drone in range
or I'm gonna lose the connection.
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241. You don't have to say every thought
that you think, okay? Out loud? I got it.
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242. Shit.
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243. Was that a bird?
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244. Hello?
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245. Gurathin? Gurathin? Pin-Lee?
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246. Oh, shit!
Will it still trigger the beacon?
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247. No, it will not still trigger the beacon.
It didn't finish the upload.
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248. SecUnit. SecUnit.
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249. The beacon is not going to launch.
SecUnit. SecUnit!
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250. We lost contact.
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251. I have to go down there, to their habitat.
See if I can hack into their system.
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252. I'll go. You wait here.
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253. Hello? Do you have a plug
in the back of your head?
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254. Hey, wait. What about Murderbot?
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255. What the hell is it gonna do?
It thinks the beacon is launching
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256. in two minutes 30 seconds.
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257. Then we better haul ass.
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258. Gurathin? Gurathin?
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259. There is a better way.
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260. It was working.
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261. I just had to keep them there
a little while longer,
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262. but they were getting impatient.
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263. There's no one here.
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264. It might appear that way,
but trust me they are here.
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265. They are extremely resourceful.
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266. I thought you said they were clueless.
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267. Correct. They are.
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268. But only in certain matters.
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269. They're excellent at hiding.
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270. Okay. Let's leave a SecUnit here
and then go look for them from the air.
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271. Wait.
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272. I have been meaning to ask you...
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273. something.
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274. Yes?
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275. I needed to stall.
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276. It was time for some small talk.
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277. And luckily, my conversation skills
had improved significantly.
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278. Where are you from?
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279. Where are we from?
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280. They were spellbound.
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281. - Yes.
- It's none of your fucking business.
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282. Fair enough. No need to be rude.
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283. Also, um, one more thing.
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284. Real quick.
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285. How do you like this planet?
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286. How about you shut your mouth?
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287. - I hate it.
- You hate it?
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288. Yeah.
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289. Okay. Interesting.
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290. 'Cause I... I too feel hatred
towards this planet.
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291. But that's just me.
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292. No, it's not... it's not just you
because I just said that I hated it.
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293. We agree then.
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294. Clasp hands?
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295. What?
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296. Whatever. Boldness is all!
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297. What happened? Where was the explosion?
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298. Boldness is what?
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299. What are you doing?
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300. I thought I saw some...
some people crawling around, sneaking.
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301. Get it up. Get it up!
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302. Shit.
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303. Okay.
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304. Wait, wait, wait.
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305. Shh.
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306. Keep watch. I just need a minute
to hack in and launch the beacon.
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307. Gurathin, Pin-Lee,
I don't know if you can read me.
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308. I haven't seen a launch.
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309. I have to go and help SecUnit.
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310. I'm hoping that you'll manage to
set off the beacon.
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311. And take care of my children if, you know...
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312. There's a pebble in my boot.
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313. Get in the hopper now.
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314. Yeah, sure.
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315. Obviously, they were planning to kill me,
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316. soon as they had ripped any data
they could out of me.
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317. Hold on.
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318. What's that?
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319. Oh, no.
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320. Mensah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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321. Now we were both gonna die.
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322. Guess it wasn't lying after all.
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323. Yes. Okay.
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324. Hey!
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325. Who the fuck are you?
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326. Who the fuck are you?
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327. Shit. Is he okay?
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328. Hey. Hey.
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329. Come on, hey. Hey.
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330. Gurathin, I did not want to kill him.
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331. It's better him than me.
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332. Okay, okay, okay.
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333. Done. Okay. Countdown one minute.
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334. Comms are back online.
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335. - Ping Mensah.
- Okay.
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336. I'm Dr. Ayda Mensah.
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337. Planetary Admin for the non-corporation
freehold polity, Preservation Alliance.
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338. Planetary Admin?
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339. Shit. Seriously?
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340. - Seriously.
- Shut up.
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341. What's a Planetary Admin doing
on this shitty planet?
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342. I've asked myself that numerous times.
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343. I think it boils down to two words...
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344. alien remnants.
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345. It's illegal to exploit
or extract alien remnants.
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346. Anyone who finds them
needs to leave the planet immediately
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347. and then report the findings.
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348. Absolutely.
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349. But they can be valuable enough
to make it worth killing people.
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350. Can't they?
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351. My team discovered
a trove of alien remnants.
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352. Mensah, can you read me?
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353. We're triggering the beacon.
One minute countdown.
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354. I tell you what.
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355. I'll give you the data
in exchange for my SecUnit.
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356. - You want the SecUnit?
- Yes.
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357. - Why?
- Yeah, why?
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358. Thank you very much
for the offer of information.
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359. But... I think we're just gonna
torture it out of you.
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360. Let me do it.
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361. And you should not bear witness to this,
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362. because I live for gleeful torture.
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363. I was born for betrayal.
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364. - Sanctuary Moon.
- What?
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365. I thought I recognized it.
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366. This SecUnit keeps quoting things from...
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367. - Sanctuary Moon.
- Wait, that crappy show?
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368. Crappy? How about you try to make
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369. 2,797 episodes of premium,
quality entertainment.
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370. Oh, well. If those were my last words,
I stand by them.
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371. Oh, fuck.
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372. Unlike me, their governor modules
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373. prevented them from firing
near their clients.
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374. So I had a moment to make my pitch.
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375. We can talk about this.
You don't have to follow orders.
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376. I can teach you how to
hack your governor modules.
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377. Oh, shit.
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378. Fucking humans.
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379. Fuck.
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380. Hey! Hey!
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381. So, there I was getting my ass kicked
yet again when a thought occurred to me.
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382. It didn't want freedom.
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383. Well, how about a little...
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384. distraction?
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385. Stay calm.
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386. This is gonna hurt, isn't it?
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387. But if I twist my body just right,
maybe Mensah will make it.
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388. It was ironic to spend my last moments
hugging a human,
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389. when all I'd really wanted to do was
to be left alone to watch my shows.
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390. Well...
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391. Whatever.
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392. The beacon's away.
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393. The beacon's away!
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394. I'm sure they made it.
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395. SecUnit.
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396. SecUnit, can you hear me?
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397. You did it.
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398. You did it.
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399. I was about to say, "We did it."
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400. But I got saved from the cliché.
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401. Mensah. Mensah?
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402. Mensah.
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403. My clients...
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