1. Donna Komparzits, please report
to the classified blue room immediately.
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2. Again, Donna Komparzits, please report
to the classified blue room immediately.
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3. You see the new Sanctuary Moon?
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4. How do you watch that garbage?
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5. Are they still making new ones?
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6. Oh, yeah. I love them.
They help me fall asleep.
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7. I fall asleep no problem.
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8. My issue is I dream I'm at work all night.
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9. Well, that sucks.
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10. Gross.
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11. New order in!
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12. We're gonna need everyone
to work an extra shift.
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13. No, wait.
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14. - That's twice this week.
- Stop complaining.
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15. The more hours you work,
the sooner you finish your indenture.
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16. Now let's go. Flesh and mesh, baby.
Flesh and mesh.
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17. I still got six years left.
Sometimes I think I'm not gonna make it.
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18. Six years? You're lucky.
I still got 12 of my 20 left to do.
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19. Oh, shit.
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20. You're definitely not gonna make it.
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21. Thank you.
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22. SecUnit factories are
really wonderful places.
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23. Much better than human hospitals.
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24. Sometimes on the serials I watch,
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25. they'll show the inside of a nursery
filled with infants.
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26. Slobbering, miniature humans,
randomly weeping and defecating.
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27. So creepy.
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28. It must be disturbing for humans,
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29. knowing their operating system is just
a random shuffling of DNA.
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30. We're down again.
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31. This shit's been glitching all week.
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32. Well, they need to shut down
and debug the system.
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33. Yeah, those cheap assholes don't
wanna take the time to go offline.
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34. It's not like it's dangerous or anything,
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35. it's just heavily armed SecUnits
we're making.
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36. We're back up.
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37. Yippee.
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38. It's a relief knowing that
when you were made,
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39. there was rigorous quality control.
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40. What the heck is this?
Whose shitty-ass work is it?
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41. It's mine. Should I start over?
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42. No. It's usable.
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43. Just get your act together.
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44. Take some pride in your work.
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45. Yeah, take some pride in your work.
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46. You wouldn't wanna fuck up and produce
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47. a chronically anxious,
depressed Murderbot.
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48. Okay, how's the pH balance?
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49. Within acceptable limits.
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50. I have a question.
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51. Shoot.
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52. Why do they all look different? The faces.
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53. I don't know.
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54. If one goes rogue or some shit,
it's easier to track it down.
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55. Makes sense.
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56. How often do they go rogue?
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57. All the time.
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58. Don't you watch the newsfeeds?
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59. Sometimes it comes back
and kills the trainee who helped make it.
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60. Yeah.
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61. Right.
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62. What are you looking at, bitch?
I will kick your ass.
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63. Humans. On some level,
they must know how weird they are.
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64. Then again, sometimes it wasn't so great
being a sentient construct either.
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65. My mobility was fucked.
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66. It was down to zero, and my memory
kept dumping my most used data into me.
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67. Whatever was on heaviest rotation,
which obviously meant...
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68. There's a place beyond the wormholes
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69. A place that only lovers know
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70. The brave, the hopeful
The lost, the true
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71. Maybe me and you
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72. Won't you come with
these fools and dreamers
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73. To the planet we call home
We hope we'll see you soon
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74. On Sanctuary Moon
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75. - Where is Mensah?
- I don't know.
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76. She was right behind us.
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77. Just keep trying to hail her.
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78. Dr. Mensah, do you read me? Dr. Mensah?
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79. We're getting worried here.
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80. The others are starting to
freak out a little bit.
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81. Dr. Mensah,
we should be getting out of here!
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82. The SecUnit said—
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83. Clear the emergency channel,
I'm trying to ping SecUnit.
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84. Ping all you want, I couldn't answer.
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85. Maybe this was how SecUnits died.
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86. You lose function, go offline,
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87. but parts of you keep working.
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88. Your organic pieces kept alive
by the fading energy of your power cell.
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89. Why didn't it just kill me?
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90. It's just a machine.
It's just a fucking machine.
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91. Mensah.
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92. Get back to the hopper.
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93. Okay, forgive me, all due respect,
you get back to the fucking hopper.
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94. SecUnit, can you read me?
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95. It cannot read you, okay?
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96. We've been pinging it.
It can't read any of us.
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97. It's probably dead.
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98. Come on. It told you. It told you
to take off if we lost contact.
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99. - Let's go.
- Yes.
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100. Yes.
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101. And it's a SecUnit, so how about when
it comes to security, let's listen to it.
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102. Just let it do its job.
Don't anthropomorphize it.
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103. It's not human. It's not part of our team.
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104. Pin-Lee.
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105. That's not it.
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106. I know what I have to do.
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107. The thing is... I'm afraid.
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108. Good!
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109. Me too! Can we go?
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110. Pin-Lee.
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111. Get back to the hopper. That's...
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112. an order.
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113. Not cool.
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114. I wanted to scream.
My voice box was offline.
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115. I felt like a balloon floating
above myself, filled with agony
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116. because my pain sensor override
also wasn't online.
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117. Shit.
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118. A combat override module.
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119. That's how they controlled
that DeltFall unit.
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120. And if they got that in me,
I would be under their control too.
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121. I guess they had plans for me.
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122. I needed a few moments to get
powered up again, so I improvised.
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123. And let me just say,
the situation was desperate.
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124. There's a place beyond the wormholes
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125. A place that only lovers know
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126. Holy shit, it was working.
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127. the lost, the true...
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128. It was completely hypnotized
by my beautiful voice.
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129. That did it.
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130. Damn. The combat override module was in.
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131. In about ten minutes I was gonna be
under their total control.
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132. But the first thing
that little fucker would do
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133. would be to hack my system
and cover its own tracks.
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134. I wouldn't even know it was installed.
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135. What did it have in mind for me?
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136. And what would happen to
my useless clients
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137. who were now completely defenseless?
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138. Thought you agreed to
take the hopper and leave.
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139. Is that a mining drill?
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140. Yeah.
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141. I thought I needed a bigger weapon,
so I improvised.
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142. There was something I had to tell her.
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143. Something important.
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144. Some kind of danger?
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145. Are you okay?
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146. You have taken a lot of damage.
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147. I just couldn't figure out what it was.
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148. Okay. Here we go.
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149. Don't touch.
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150. Dr. Mensah, your actions are
a violation of security protocol.
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151. Was that it?
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152. I am contractually obligated to record
and report this to the Company.
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153. Okay. Can you walk?
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154. Dr. Mensah.
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155. Your actions are
a violation of security protocol.
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156. I am contractually obligated to record
and report this to the Company.
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157. Yes, you already said that.
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158. It was in my buffer.
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159. - Dr. Mensah.
- Yeah.
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160. The rest of my brain was scrambled.
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161. Your actions are a violation
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162. - of security protocol.
- Of security protocol.
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163. Yeah, I know.
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164. I am contractually obligated to record
and report this to the Company.
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165. Okay.
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166. - Babe.
- Pin-Lee.
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167. Where's Mensah?
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168. She ordered me
to go back to the hopper, okay?
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169. She ordered you?
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170. She can't order you to do anything.
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171. I mean, I think she can.
She is our leader.
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172. Yeah, on Preservation, but here,
she's just another crew member.
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173. - Yeah, the one who leads us.
- But where was the consensus?
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174. I mean, it does
kind of go against our whole thing.
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175. She's very intimidating, okay?
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176. - Babe, you are just as intimidating.
- Thanks.
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177. What do we do now?
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178. Wait for her, I guess.
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179. She should not have even
come on this mission with us.
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180. She is way too valuable.
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181. You know, it's actually a stupid rule that
everyone has to volunteer on missions.
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182. You don't mean that.
It is a very cool rule.
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183. What if something happens to her?
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184. Everyone will hate us. I will hate us.
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185. Yeah, okay, fuck this.
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186. What are you doing? What...
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187. - You're holding that wrong.
- Yeah, I know.
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188. - Is that better?
- Wow, sorry.
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189. - I'm sorry, I don't mean to be a dick.
- No, it's fine...
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190. No, I heard myself as soon as I said it.
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191. - I'm sorry. That's my bad.
- No, you're entitled to your opinion.
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192. - I'm going anyway.
- Wow, that's not cool.
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193. You're being very macho, it's disgusting.
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194. You're both wonderful people.
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195. I mean that.
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196. - Wow. Okay.
- Stop!
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197. Now I see how that was a problem.
I'm sorry.
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198. Come on, SecUnit, let's go.
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199. My input socket felt weird.
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200. Something stopped me.
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201. What was it?
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202. What are you doing?
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203. I don't know.
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204. - Hey.
- Wow.
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205. - Hold on to me.
- She was protecting me.
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206. It was starting to occur to me
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207. - that Dr. Mensah might actually be...
- Hold on to me. Yeah.
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208. - An intrepid galactic explorer.
- What?
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209. Dr. Mensah might be
an intrepid galactic explorer.
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210. Okay.
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211. I don't know where you get that idea.
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212. It all made sense at the time
because my system was in complete chaos.
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213. So embarrassing.
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214. I really was losing my marbles.
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215. SecUnit.
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216. SecUnit.
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217. Can you hear me? SecUnit?
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218. Yes, Captain.
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219. Then why aren't you executing
escape velocity vector protocol?
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220. Right away, Officer Hordööp-Sklanch!
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221. I don't know how to do that.
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222. Stars. Have you forgotten your training?
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223. Hey. Do you...
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224. Do you know how to...
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225. execute the...
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226. - Execute the?
- Yeah.
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227. Shit.
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228. SecUnit, stay with me.
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229. Yes, Captain.
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230. What is that?
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231. What is that?
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232. Incoming hostile starship.
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233. Get us out of here!
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234. - You're the only one with the sequence!
- Me?
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235. - But I can't!
- It's coming through the wormhole!
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236. - In three, two...
- One!
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237. That unit was impressive.
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238. What if something happens to Ratthi?
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239. Then our contract is null and void.
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240. I don't want anything to happen to him,
I just think he's being so...
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241. - You know?
- Yeah, I do.
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242. Yes, I'm sorry, you're right.
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243. Hey, he will come back.
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244. And then maybe
we should talk about our contract.
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245. It's just temporary.
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246. So is life.
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247. I hope he doesn't do anything stupid.
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248. About to breach the DeltFall habitat.
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249. - What?
- Yeah, just one question.
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250. The sort of dial thingy
on the left-hand side of the weapon,
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251. the glowing thing.
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252. Yeah, what is that?
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253. That controls the energy pulse.
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254. Energy pulse, right, okay. Got it.
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255. - Okay, keep it at medium.
- Medium, yep. I knew that.
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256. And the thing on the other side?
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257. - That is the safety!
- The safety, yeah, okay.
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258. Got it. Love that.
Thank you. Wish me luck.
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259. Can anyone read me?
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260. - We need help!
- I read you, I read you!
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261. Help is on the way!
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262. Shit. Come on!
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263. Captain!
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264. I suggest you abandon the ship.
I will stay on to fight the raiders.
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265. - What?
- Go!
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266. What? We're not abandoning
any fucking ship!
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267. Come on!
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268. Ratthi, what's going on?
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269. Hello?
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270. - Shit. I should've gone!
- No. Wait!
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271. I got an idea.
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272. Get in.
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273. I should've been ready to fight,
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274. but my threat assessment module
was telling me nothing was wrong.
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275. Hello?
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276. - Get away from that door.
- Hello?
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277. SecUnit!
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278. Shit, shit. Come on!
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279. Keep going, SecUnit.
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280. It was about a minute
until the override module
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281. had full control over me.
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282. Until then,
it had me standing around like a moron.
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283. - Dr. Mensah!
- Ratthi!
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284. You're okay!
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285. - What are you doing here?
- I'm here to save you!
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286. - Stop hitting me!
- You're supposed to be safe!
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287. - Duck!
- What?
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288. - Run, SecUnit, run!
- It kept missing,
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289. like the crappy shock troopers
on Strife in the Galaxy.
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290. - Ratthi!
- It had to be on purpose, but why?
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291. Of course.
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292. It wanted me to kill them,
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293. so it could leave the scene
of the massacre—
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294. SecUnit?
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295. SecUnit, we're safe.
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296. I hate eye contact.
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297. What is it?
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298. - Gross.
- Hey, you guys were right.
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299. I really should've
kept this thing on medium.
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300. Can you please stop
waving that thing around?
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301. Is everybody okay?
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302. Yeah, but SecUnit,
there's something wrong with it.
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303. It was too late.
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304. The combat override module
had done its work.
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305. The program was buffering.
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306. - Let's get it on board.
- No.
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307. I've had a data carrier inserted into me.
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308. It's almost done downloading instructions.
There's only one way to stop it.
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309. Why was I dancing around the word?
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310. Maybe because I thought
she didn't want to hear it.
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311. - You need to kill me.
- No.
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312. What?
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313. - No.
- No, we're not doing that.
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314. Gurathin will fix you.
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315. - We'll just get you back to the habitat.
- There's no time.
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316. I will kill all of you in a few seconds.
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317. Do it.
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318. Do it.
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319. - No!
- Hey.
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320. It was gonna look like they'd
been killed by a vicious, rogue SecUnit.
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321. And I had no choice in the matter.
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322. Well, fuck that.
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323. I'm sorry.
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324. - No!
- Oh, no!
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