¡Mucha Lucha! 1x9

Directed by

Michael Donovan as El Rey (voice)

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1. A true luchador comes in all shapes and sizes.

2. Even made of plastic and with action Kung Fu grip.

3. 'At last, nothing can stop me.'

4. 'My legion of elite bone-crushing Wrestle Bots'

5. is poised to take over the world.

6. Huh?

7. El Rey! No.

8. Not so fast, Dr. Maskenstein.

9. Yeah! El Rey.

10. Huh? What's that, Chico?

11. No, not you, El Rey.

12. The real El Rey.

13. Starring in

14. 'El Rey Versus The Evil Dr. Maskenstein.'

15. Aye, not that again.

16. Like that's real.

17. It's just a disgraceful movie.

18. Shh! It's coming back on.

19. Wrestle Bots, stop him!

20. This is the end of the road for you

21. and your Wrestle Bots, Dr. Maskenstein.

22. Curse you, El Rey.

23. Caliente!

24. Oh, did you see how Rey fight those Wrestle Bots?

25. He's super caliente.

26. Yeah, he's not so special.

27. What? Are you loco?

28. He's the greatest. He fights crime.

29. Drives fast cars, and always gets the girl.

30. Listen up, boys and girls.

31. Don't miss my exhibition match

32. at theLuchaStadium tonight

33. and tonight only, I'll see you there.

34. Oh, El Rey is wrestling here in town?

35. Aye, if only I had tickets.

36. Hey, mijo, check this out.

37. Three tickets to tonight's exhibition match

38. featuring El Rey.

39. Abuelito, for me?

40. Ah, si! I used to wrestle with El Rey's father.

41. We go way back. He got me the tickets.

42. Of course, I had to wrestle him two out of three falls for them.

43. Thanks, abuelito. You're the greatest.

44. Thanks for inviting us, Rikochet.

45. You're the greatest friend a Buena Girl ever had.

46. I'm gonna ask El Rey to sign my "Code Of Masked Wrestling."

47. Caliente, I'm gonna see

48. if he'll sign my El Rey sports mobile.

49. Yeah, well, the Flea is going to get El Rey

50. to sign the Flea's autograph collection.

51. This is a Dog Fish. Here is the Monkey Man.

52. Oh, oh, and this is the guy who delivers the Flea's mail

53. and this is Masked Dog.

54. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and here is the Flea.

55. I don't understand what's so great

56. about that big hulking fleshy real El Rey.

57. Okay, so he's real

58. but I'm real too.

59. Well, not technically

60. but I'm here.

61. Oh, I remember the day

62. Rikochet picked me to be his friend.

63. Hoo, hoo! Pick me, pick me.

64. thud

65. Ouch.

66. And we've been best friends ever since.

67. And now, I've been replaced by that big worthless flesh guy.

68. Well, there's only room enough for one El Rey

69. in Rikochet's life, and that's me.

70. I'm gonna give that real El Rey a piece of my mind

71. and a whole lot of my Kung Fu grip.

72. Masked Dog, let's roll.

73. Yeah!

74. Now, we'll really find out which El Rey is the real El Rey.

75. 'Oh! Oh! Stop! Stop, Masked Dog.'

76. Look, you just.. Whoa boy! Heel, heel.

77. This is not making me happy.

78. No-o-o!

79. Masked Dog, uh, could you stop?

80. Who-o-oah! Ow!

81. An action figure doesn't deserve this.

82. (all) El Rey. El Rey. El Rey. El Rey. El Rey..

83. Ow, ow, ow, oh, woo, aah, hoo!

84. Aah, aah, hoo, haa, ow, hoo-hoo!

85. Ooh, ooh, yes!

86. Aaah!

87. Uno, dos, tres.

88. El Rey is the winner!

89. El Rey rules. He really is the king.

90. Come on, let's go backstage.

91. El Rey, El Rey.

92. Please sign my El Rey sports mobile.

93. Oh, please sign my "Code Of Masked Wrestling."

94. Sign the Flea's belly.

95. Come on! Sign the Flea's belly.

96. Belly, belly, belly, belly, belly.

97. Um, uh, well, I'll be right back.

98. Que locos.

99. Hey, you, flesh boy. Yeah, you. Ugly.

100. Who are you?

101. I'm you. That's who I am.

102. And I..

103. Beauty doll! What are you doing here?

104. Oh! So it's like that? Is it?

105. You move in on my friend

106. and now you move in on my girlfriend.

107. An action figure can only take so much.

108. You're going down!

109. bam

110. - El Rey. - Just get it off me.

111. Get it off me.

112. This doll is trying to destroy me.

113. He's not a doll. He's an action figure.

114. thud

115. I don't care what he is.

116. I'm gonna demolish him.

117. No.

118. bam

119. El Rey, are you alright?

120. Chico, you saved me.

121. You chose me, a toy

122. over the real El Rey.

123. Wow!

124. Oh, that makes everything better.

125. Um, almost everything.

126. That toy is finished.

127. thud

128. El Coronation!

129. Sorry, El Rey, it looks like the real El Rey is just a little

130. too real for the both of us.

131. Don't worry, chico.

132. Anything that big flesh guy can do

133. I can do better.

134. Yeah, give me a hand here.

135. Scepter of the king.

136. thud

137. Oh, yeah! Ha-ha! Yeah!

138. Um, it's been a real honor to meet you, huh!

139. Will you sign my sports mobile?

140. Aaah! Huh!

141. Uh, maybe later then.

142. El Rey, you are my hero.

143. No one could ever replace you.

144. Come on, let's go home.

145. Wasn't El Rey great?

146. Yeah, he's great

147. but I know somebody greater.

148. Come on, if we hurry, we can catch the last half

149. of "El Rey Meets The Evil Werewolf" double feature.

150. Chico! Chico! Chico!

151. A true luchador knows that music

152. is the hot sauce in the burrito of life

153. and sometimes a little can go a long way.

154. In this corner, the Lord of lucha

155. the hombre of heel locks

156. the senor of scissor hold, Rrr-Rikochet.

157. And in this corner, the darling of danger

158. the brat of brawling

159. putting the fight back in fiesta La Pinata.

160. Let's lucha!

161. bang bang bang

162. - 'Look out!' - Huh?

163. He can't see lots..

164. - Mama? - No handling the referee.

165. sweiiin

166. bam

167. This is not buena.

168. Rikochet is losing to a party gang.

169. It is not funny, the Flea was once beaten

170. by a rampaging balloon animal.

171. A giraffe, or maybe it was a wiener dog.

172. The Flea could not tell.

173. Come on, Rikochet, get up.

174. Dangling ball and chain.

175. Great lucha. Thanks, La Pinata.

176. Felicidades, Rikochet.

177. But now that you have defeated me, I must give you a prize.

178. A prize! Caliente!

179. Is it a new tube of mask polish?

180. Is it a pair of fur-lined wrestling tights?

181. Is it an El Rey yo-yo?

182. No, your prize is this.

183. 'Your very own mariachi band.'

184. Double caliente.

185. Thanks, La Pinata.

186. Buenasuerte, Rikochet.

187. You're going to need it.

188. - 'Nice job, Rikochet.' - 'Way to go, Rikochet.'

189. Life is just a big fiesta with these guys around.

190. (all) Hooray! Rikochet, Rikochet.

191. Yeah.

192. Here is a new song. We like to call it "Rikochet."

193. Uno, dos, tres.

194. Aye-ah, it's the same song over and over.

195. It's driving away our customers.

196. Uh, could you possibly sing a song about something else?

197. Like, donuts.

198. Sure thing, Senora Flea.

199. 'Aye, a donut has a hole in the middle.

200. Ooh!

201. I can't believe you got us thrown out.

202. Oh, I could never stay mad at you, mariachis.

203. You really wanna sing about me? Go ahead.

204. Huh?

205. This is all a mistake, guys.

206. The Flea would just like to say that The Flea has never met

207. Rikochet before in The Flea's life.

208. Isn't that right, Rikochet? Oh buddy, oh pal.

209. bang bang bang

210. Has the man stopped playing yet?

211. No, thank you. The Flea went before we left home.

212. Well, at least it will be quiet.

213. Fifteen minutes late. No!

214. We're gonna have to sneak past the Headmistress' office.

215. Shhh!

216. You there, with the band. You're late!

217. Detention.

218. Rikochet, this is not right.

219. I've never gotten detention before.

220. Hmm, but it's not your fault.

221. Enough with the music already.

222. Silence in detention.

223. Two more weeks detention.

224. Three more weeks. Four more weeks.

225. Four more months. The rest of the year.

226. That's it!

227. I thought having my own mariachi band would be caliente

228. but you got me beaten up

229. and now you got me detention for a year.

230. Okay.

231. Rikochet, we'll help.

232. No, that's okay, guys.

233. I got this one.

234. Rikochet, let The Flea and Buena Girl help you.

235. No, really. It's o-kay.

236. - Rikochet, we're helping you. - Rikochet, we're helping you.

237. Uh.. You got it.

238. Lucha-ra-a-an!

239. bam

240. bam

241. Ball bearing of unbalance!

242. bash

243. thud

244. Uh, the sound of silence.

245. Well wrestled, Rikochet.

246. By the way, in beating us you win a prize.

247. 'La Flamenca!'

248. Silence in detention!

249. 'Aye, basura.'