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1. A true luchador flosses for the honor

2. of good dental hygiene.

3. Not for some trophy or plaque.

4. Plaque, get it?

5. (female #1) 'But, Dr. Dentista, you've never piloted a submarine before.'

6. (Dr. Dentista) 'Don't worry, nurse.'

7. 'Piloting a submarine is a lot like drilling a tooth'

8. 'only underwater, and without anesthetic.'

9. Now, hold on.

10. Dr. Dentista, I... I love you.

11. There's no time for that now, nurse.

12. 'I've got a submarine to pilot.'

13. The Flea is so nervous about seeing the dentist

14. that The Flea cannot even enjoy watching

15. "The Mast And The Wrestlers."

16. Cut it out, Flea. You're making me nervous.

17. But why?

18. 'Why?'

19. The Flea went to the dentist five years ago.

20. Why does The Flea have to go to the dentist again?

21. bam

22. Because "The Code Of Masked Wrestling" clearly states

23. that a luchador must have healthy teeth.

24. Next. Ha ha ha!

25. Caliente.

26. The dentist says my teeth are perfecto.

27. (male #1) 'Next.'

28. Aye! Aye! Aye!

29. The Flea's teeth are maravilloso.

30. And, look, the dentist found The Flea's bicycle

31. lodged in The Flea's molars.

32. (male #1) 'Next.'

33. Dr. Smileytooth, I have a confession to make.

34. I only brushed eight times a day and flossed every hour.

35. But, I.. Hey, you're not my regular dentist.

36. Where's Dr. Smileytooth?

37. Dr. Smileytooth?

38. Dr. Smileytooth went down.

39. Um, to Cancun on vacation for a week.

40. Then who are you?

41. I am El Evil Dentista of Doom.

42. And I am going to take over the world.

43. Take over the world of this office.

44. For him, uh, wh-while he's away.

45. Now, open wide.

46. I.. I.. I got braces!

47. Oh, really? You hardly notice.

48. Isn't that right, Flea?

49. Flea?

50. Oh, braces. My little life is over.

51. Buena Girl, let us tell you a buena story

52. that will cheer you up.

53. Many many years ago, Buena Dad and I had to go to the dentist.

54. You did?

55. Did we ever! I was so nervous.

56. And do you know what the dentist said to us?

57. What?

58. (both) He said we had absolutely buena teeth.

59. Now, doesn't that cheer you up, sweetie?

60. Um, no, not really. Whoa! Oh!

61. (Buena Dad) Great! You have a buena day, princess, huh?

62. Oh, look, Rikochet. I had perfect teeth.

63. Here's me with my buena baby teeth.

64. Here's me and my buena teeth mask horseback riding.

65. Snow Pea!

66. - Yay! - Yay!

67. And look, here's me and my teeth

68. at the 24 hour no holds barred Baja-Luchathon..

69. before I got braces.

70. (Flea) Hmm.

71. That reminds The Flea of something.

72. Oh, yes. The dentist said The Flea has perfecto teeth.

73. The Flea does not need braces.

74. Flea, I don't wanna hear about your perfect teeth. I..

75. Ah! But The Flea's teeth aren't perfect.

76. Wait a minute. My buena sense is tingling.

77. It tells me that something's wrong.

78. I don't need braces.

79. El Evil Dentista of Doom must have lied about The Flea.

80. And me!

81. Whoa, uh, oh!

82. It's not right! Whoa-whoa! Oh!

83. 'I am so gonna turn that no good, lying sack of dentures'

84. 'into the mask dental board.'

85. Whoa! Hold your caballos there, Buena Girl.

86. You just can't go to the mask dental board on a buena hunch.

87. - Yay! - Snow Pea!

88. You're gonna need proof.

89. Then I'm going to the evil dentist's office and get some.

90. 'Cause I don't give up.

91. 'Cause I'm Buena Girl.

92. 'Cause I'm a masked wrestler.

93. And last but not least, I'm a..

94. Manta electrica!

95. zap

96. Ah!

97. The Flea thinks you are a freak of nature.

98. 'Aye! The Flea's gall bladder.'

99. What is The Flea looking for?

100. Evil stuff.

101. Oh, okay.

102. Um, does Dr. Smileytooth tied up in the closet

103. count as "evil stuff?"

104. poof

105. - Dr. Smileytooth! - Dr. Smileytooth!

106. (Dr. Dentista) 'I see you've found my little guest.'

107. (all) 'El Evil Dentista of Doom! '

108. Poor simple Dr. Smileytooth have the awesome power

109. for the denture at his fingertips.

110. And all he wanted to do was help people.

111. Pathetic!

112. But not me!

113. I shall use that power to take over the world.

114. By giving every buena wrestler

115. 'cumbersome and utterly unnecessary head gear.'

116. I knew it! I told you my teeth were buena!

117. But now, you three know too much!

118. And you must be destroyed.

119. Um, couldn't The Flea just be your guest

120. along with Dr. Smileytooth?

121. No! There's not enough room in the closet.

122. So, I'll just destroy you all!

123. Including Dr. Smileytooth.

124. Doomsday drill!

125. Argh!

126. Rinse of rancor!

127. splash

128. Floss of Fury!

129. Huh? Oh!

130. And now, to destroy Dr. Smileytooth.

131. Dr. Smileytooth!

132. snap

133. Gavel of Righteous Buena!

134. Oh, floss!

135. That hurt! Oh!

136. Oh, wow!

137. That was a flossarific final move, Buena Girl.

138. But I'm afraid it knocked your teeth around a bit.

139. I'm sorry to tell you this but... you need braces.

140. A true luchador knows that manhood is not about

141. a grande body but a grande heart.

142. But not so grande it can't fit into your body.

143. Rikochet, it's time!

144. 'You're a man!'

145. I've done it!

146. Si! He is tall enough!

147. Today, mi jovencito is a man.

148. (all) Mask Mitzvah!

149. Let's hear it for mijo Rikochet!

150. Psst! Mijo, escucha.

151. Today, you're tall enough to be a man.

152. Today, you must face your worst fears

153. and overcome a terrible ordeal.

154. Before you can become a man

155. you must take this envelop to this address.

156. It's muyimportante.

157. When you get there, you'll know what to do.

158. A quest! Caliente!

159. Today, I've become a man!

160. Oh, yeah! Becomin' a man here.

161. Man on the move!

162. You know, I'm proud

163. that my chico is finally tall enough to become a man.

164. I, I never had a Mask Mitzvah

165. because I'm only an action figure at 1/6 scale.

166. Cursedly, not tall enough!

167. But, I'm still a man!

168. Well, technically, I'm an action figure

169. but, but I'm a very manly action figure.

170. El Rey, the directions?

171. Uh, right! Uh, sorry!

172. Turn up third, and cross the narrow bridge at San Luis Rey.

173. Ah! I know this bridge.

174. Chico, it's horrible!

175. They say it's guarded by a beast that has no name.

176. Baga Del Rey!

177. It's just an old bridge. It's no big deal!

178. Besides, today, I'm a man!

179. I'm ready for anything. I'm standing tall!

180. I.. I..

181. (all) None shall pass!

182. This is our bridge.

183. And we don't like anybody with only one head crossing it.

184. Uh, well, hey, except for Masked Dog, of course.

185. (all heads) He's cool.

186. Ooh, I get it!

187. This is all some test! Some part of my Mask Mitzvah.

188. You're not even tall enough to tie your own mask laces.

189. You can't be a man!

190. I wish I could tie my own mask laces.

191. Oh, put a sock in it.

192. I can't even do that.

193. You guys have the arms.

194. Hello, three-headed guy?

195. Can we get back to me crossing the bridge?

196. - Certainly, you can't. - But we might let you..

197. If you give us your 1/6 scale El Rey action figure.

198. (all) Hand over the action figure or pay the consequences.

199. Give up my El Rey? Never!

200. No!

201. 'Let the boy go! Take me!'

202. Que paso?

203. Chico, go!

204. Become a man! I'm giving you the chance no one ever gave me.

205. Oh, fully poseable!

206. Go! Run!

207. Cross the bridge!

208. Oh, let me see it!

209. Don't hog it!

210. Ugh! I'm gettin' seasick again.

211. Don't stop, chico.

212. Become a man!

213. Not without you, El Rey.

214. Look! He's gettin' away!

215. - Let's get him! - Let's get him!

216. This is a disgrace!

217. An action figure can't go around with only one leg!

218. Ooh! Sensitivo!

219. But no!

220. Hmm, definitely not.

221. meow

222. Perfecto!

223. (Rikochet) 'Aye, basura!'

224. Big jerks!

225. (Rikochet) Today is the day I become a man.

226. And all I do is run away.

227. Well, no more!

228. I'm gonna stand up to that three-headed giant.

229. I'm not gonna let him push me around.

230. I'm gonna do it for my honor.

231. For my manhood. For El Rey's plastic leg!

232. He's not under a tree!

233. Well, you never know!

234. Can I go on the swing?

235. Can I? Can I? Can I?

236. (Rikochet) 'Yo, triclops!'

237. Your mother was a one headed ballerina.

238. Mum had six heads and she was proud of 'em.

239. You're gonna pay for that.

240. Lucharaaan!

241. I'm not afraid of you. Ugh!

242. Okay! Maybe I'm a little afraid of you.

243. But I'm not gonna let that stop me.

244. Not today!

245. Get up, chico! You can do it.

246. Can't give up today!

247. Today, I'm gonna act like a man.

248. Today, you're going down.

249. Spinning Top!

250. He missed!

251. Can we go home now?

252. (all) Mummy!

253. Yes, I am the man!

254. Where is my Lone Star? He better not be late!

255. Aye, I can't be late!

256. crash

257. I made it!

258. Hola, mi amor.

259. Where's my Rikochet?

260. This is the address.

261. This is the moment of truth.

262. What do you want?

263. Daisy, quiet down!

264. Can I help you, young man?

265. I-I came for this!

266. You stay here!

267. Here you go, laddie!

268. 'Tell your grandpappy I said hello.'

269. This must be really important, I guess.

270. Don't forget your change!

271. 'Bye, now and have a lucha day.'

272. I did it, abuelito.

273. Oh, gracias, mijo.

274. I needed this.

275. Oh, yeah! I passed the test! I'm a man!

276. Big man here. Check it out! Man right here.

277. The man who has completed his manly test.

278. Test? What test?

279. You just picked up my laundry.

280. But I thought I was a man.

281. You will be

282. just as soon as you lucha these six really big guys.

283. You can do it, jovencito.

284. Go get 'em, mijo.

285. Aye, basura.