1. A true luchador
knows the value of family.Copy !req
2. No matter where you are
when you call 'emCopy !req
3. they've gotta come pick you up.Copy !req
4. 'Welcome to,
"Bring Your Dad To Lucha Day."'Copy !req
5. Today, you will be wrestling
for the honor of your familyCopy !req
6. in a great and
glorious tradition!Copy !req
7. The losers will weep
in the pathetic depthsCopy !req
8. of Loserville!Copy !req
9. The winners will prove
themselves true luchadorsCopy !req
10. by taking home this!Copy !req
11. 'The El Papi Corriendotrophy!'Copy !req
12. (all)
'Ooh!'Copy !req
13. It's so buena!Copy !req
14. It represents honorCopy !req
15. familyCopy !req
16. tradition!Copy !req
17. And The Flea could really
use it as a doorstopCopy !req
18. in The Flea's bathroom!Copy !req
19. What?Copy !req
20. The Flea and Papa Flea are going
to win the trophy.Copy !req
21. Hold your caballos, Flea.Copy !req
22. Me and my dad are gonna win
that trophy.Copy !req
23. Oh, yeah? Not if me and my dad
win it first.Copy !req
24. That is
if my dad ever gets here.Copy !req
25. Let the lucha begin!Copy !req
26. The first bout shall be
The Flea and Mr. FleaCopy !req
27. 'versus El Perrito and Big Dog.'Copy !req
28. splatCopy !req
29. Papa Flea, that was
the most disgusting thingCopy !req
30. The Flea has ever seen.Copy !req
31. The Flea is so proud
to be your son!Copy !req
32. Ne-e-ext!Copy !req
33. Come on, dad, come on!Copy !req
34. Buena Girl and Buena Dad versusCopy !req
35. 'Penny Plutonium
and El Cientifico.'Copy !req
36. El Cientifico concocsion!Copy !req
37. Sparkling teeth of brightness.Copy !req
38. thudCopy !req
39. Buena Bulldozer of Truth!Copy !req
40. Plutonium Power!Copy !req
41. Aaa-aa!Copy !req
42. Next, Rikochet
and The Lone Star.Copy !req
43. I said,
"Rikochet and The Lone Star."Copy !req
44. Basura.Copy !req
45. Um, you see, Headmistress,
my father, uh, he is, uh, he's..Copy !req
46. crashCopy !req
47. My father is right here!Copy !req
48. Papa, you made it!Copy !req
49. Of course, mijo,
I wouldn't miss it.Copy !req
50. As I was sayingCopy !req
51. Rikochet and Lone StarCopy !req
52. 'versus Potato Patata, Jr.
and Potato Patata, Sr.'Copy !req
53. Super Senior Spawn!Copy !req
54. Lone Shooting Star!Copy !req
55. Aah!Copy !req
56. One potato, two potato,
three potato, four!Copy !req
57. Rikochet's Pulverizing Pinball!Copy !req
58. - Yeah, numero uno.
- Numero uno.Copy !req
59. Ugh!Copy !req
60. - Yeah.
- Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
61. Yeah!Copy !req
62. 'The Flea and Mr. Flea.'Copy !req
63. 'Buena Girl and Buena Dad.'Copy !req
64. 'Rikochet and The Lone Star.'Copy !req
65. Two of these teams will be
really big losers.Copy !req
66. The winning team takes homeCopy !req
67. the glorious
El Papi Corriendotrophy.Copy !req
68. Alright, I think
the most buena thing to doCopy !req
69. is to let you guys surrender
the trophy to me and my dadCopy !req
70. and save face.Copy !req
71. Um, no offence,
but me and my dadCopy !req
72. worked too hard
for that trophy.Copy !req
73. We're gonna take it.Copy !req
74. Of course,
The Flea will understandCopy !req
75. if you both surrender
the trophy to The Flea nowCopy !req
76. because it is obvious that
The Flea and Papa Flea will win.Copy !req
77. 'Look, I'm not stepping down.'Copy !req
78. 'Well, I'm not steppin' down.'Copy !req
79. - 'Fine!'
- 'Fine!'Copy !req
80. 'Fine!'Copy !req
81. You know, chavo,
you're The Three Muskereetas.Copy !req
82. You're amigos. Don't throw that
away for some estupido trophy.Copy !req
83. Lucha Libre isn't just
about awards.Copy !req
84. Mijo, let me tell you a little
story of when I was little..Copy !req
85. Blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
86. Ay, I can't be late.Copy !req
87. - Enough!
- Blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
88. - Whoa!
- 'Oh!'Copy !req
89. It would've taken
a lot longer to win.Copy !req
90. And I didn't have the time.Copy !req
91. U-u-uno!Copy !req
92. Dos, tres.Copy !req
93. And Evil Cheese Grande
is the winner!Copy !req
94. Huh?Copy !req
95. Mijo, I lost that world title
so I could be here with you.Copy !req
96. Familia and amigos
are more importanteCopy !req
97. than titles or silly trophies.Copy !req
98. Comprendes?Copy !req
99. I... I guess.Copy !req
100. Now is the hour!Copy !req
101. Now, let the combatant
step into the ringCopy !req
102. for Lu-u-ucha Libre!Copy !req
103. 'And break!'Copy !req
104. Honorable Headmistress,
we are not gonna wrestle.Copy !req
105. We'll let the ninos decide
the ultimate victor.Copy !req
106. Lu-u-ucharaa!Copy !req
107. Aa-aa-aah!Copy !req
108. Aah!Copy !req
109. Uno-o-o!Copy !req
110. Huh?Copy !req
111. Familia and amigos
are more importanteCopy !req
112. than titles or silly trophies.Copy !req
113. Come on, Rikochet,
you know you want me.Copy !req
114. Do-o-os!Copy !req
115. - Tre-e-es!
- Ay, basura!Copy !req
116. Cramp!Copy !req
117. Rikochet, what are you..Copy !req
118. Of course, an honorable act.Copy !req
119. My amigo has shown me
the way of a true luchador.Copy !req
120. Oh, ah!Copy !req
121. Ouch! Cramp!Copy !req
122. - Oh, ow!
- Ugh.Copy !req
123. - Ow, ow!
- Argh!Copy !req
124. The Flea sees
a double honorable act.Copy !req
125. Will The Flea also be moved
to commit such an act of honor?Copy !req
126. Hah! You gotta be joking me.Copy !req
127. The Flea wants
the El Papi Corriendotrophy.Copy !req
128. Whoa! Ugh!Copy !req
129. Ow, ow!Copy !req
130. The Flea, you know,
meant to do that.Copy !req
131. Do you know
what you have done?Copy !req
132. The right thing.Copy !req
133. In accordance with
the code of masked wrestlingCopy !req
134. I have no choice
but to declare a three-way tie.Copy !req
135. Who wants to hold it?Copy !req
136. - Me!
- Me!Copy !req
137. - 'Give me that trophy.'
- 'I want that trophy.'Copy !req
138. Ah, who needs
an estupido trophyCopy !req
139. when you have friends.Copy !req
140. 'Careful, careful.
Oopsie!'Copy !req
141. Ugh!Copy !req
142. A true luchador always consults
"The Code Of Masked Wrestling."Copy !req
143. Even though the print is smallCopy !req
144. and there are no pictures
or nothing.Copy !req
145. This doesn't look good.Copy !req
146. boing boingCopy !req
147. thudCopy !req
148. Sayonara, subway slammer.Copy !req
149. Shiver me timbers!Copy !req
150. We've been
in some bad spots beforeCopy !req
151. but never tied to chairs
in the middle of a bad guyCopy !req
152. three-way signature move
crossfire.Copy !req
153. Do not worry.
This is all a dream.Copy !req
154. Soon The Flea will wake up
and all will be fine.Copy !req
155. Arrr!Copy !req
156. Uh, The Flea would like
to wake up now.Copy !req
157. Somebody pinch The Flea.Copy !req
158. Zapatos de ratas!
This is not a dream.Copy !req
159. Ah, don't worry, amigos.Copy !req
160. "The Code Of Masked Wrestling"
will get us out of this.Copy !req
161. Here, I found it.Copy !req
162. "When wrestling
in a three against three matchCopy !req
163. "and you're tied to a chair
about to get slammedCopy !req
164. "in a bad guy three-way
signature move crossfireCopy !req
165. it is absolutely essential
that you.."Copy !req
166. Continued on the next page.Copy !req
167. - But that page is missing!
- Aah!Copy !req
168. Everybody, freeze!Copy !req
169. I'll check "The Expanded
Code Of Masked Wrestling."Copy !req
170. Slow moving cousin of buena!Copy !req
171. The last page is still missing.Copy !req
172. "The Code Of Masked Wrestling"
is incomplete!Copy !req
173. We've gotta fix this now.Copy !req
174. We gotta restore
the pure buena of the code.Copy !req
175. We have to find the last page.Copy !req
176. Um, don't move, guys,
we'll be right back.Copy !req
177. A page missing from
"The Code Of Masked Wrestling?"Copy !req
178. You chicos must be loco!Copy !req
179. If we look in the limited
edition, signed copy of the codeCopy !req
180. I think we'll find that
the page is actually..Copy !req
181. missing!Copy !req
182. The code is incomplete!Copy !req
183. The school is founded
on an incomplete code!Copy !req
184. The school is disgraced.
We are all dishonored.Copy !req
185. Masked wrestling
will never be the same again!Copy !req
186. thumpCopy !req
187. Buena Girl,
you're my last hope.Copy !req
188. This is your most important
home work assignment.Copy !req
189. Save the school,
complete the code.Copy !req
190. Find that page.Copy !req
191. Why is Buena Girl in charge?Copy !req
192. The Flea thinks
The Flea should be in charge.Copy !req
193. Okay, who else thinks
The Flea should be in charge?Copy !req
194. The Headmistress thinks
The Flea should be in charge.Copy !req
195. No! I'll save this school.Copy !req
196. I'm doing it for honor,
family, tradition and donutsCopy !req
197. for I am Buena Girl!Copy !req
198. Compadres, look!Copy !req
199. We stand before the man
who founded the schoolCopy !req
200. and wrote
"The Code Of Masked Wrestling.."Copy !req
201. El Fundador.Copy !req
202. Buena Girl, it's a portrait,
it's not gonna help us.Copy !req
203. Hello, there,
can I help youCopy !req
204. young estudiantes
of masked wrestling?Copy !req
205. - Uh, then again..
- El Fundador!Copy !req
206. "The Code Of Masked Wrestling's"
last page is missing!Copy !req
207. Woah-oh! Please, do not touch
the artwork.Copy !req
208. Sorry, senor.Copy !req
209. "The Code Of Masked Wrestling."
I love this book.Copy !req
210. The Code is incomplete
and the school is in danger.Copy !req
211. We have to know
what the last page says.Copy !req
212. Oh, well, that's easy.Copy !req
213. I've got the original manuscript
right here.Copy !req
214. Caramba!Copy !req
215. The last page is..Copy !req
216. No, it can't be.
It's, it's missing!Copy !req
217. Gee, I didn't see that comin'.Copy !req
218. The last page
of the code has beenCopy !req
219. torn out of
the original manuscript.Copy !req
220. But who could've taken it?
And why?Copy !req
221. What's that?Copy !req
222. It's an old dry cleaning ticketCopy !req
223. for a pair of
fancy feather tightsCopy !req
224. made out to
"The Evil El Custodio!"Copy !req
225. El Custodio, my old arch-rival.Copy !req
226. I haven't heard that name
in years.Copy !req
227. It was many years ago,
though I remember itCopy !req
228. like it was many, many,
many years ago.Copy !req
229. El Custodio thought
that masked wrestlingCopy !req
230. shouldn't be a noble,
honorable way of life.Copy !req
231. He thought it should be
a fashion statement.Copy !req
232. I wanted to open a masked
wrestling school.Copy !req
233. He wanted to open
a masked wrestling boutique.Copy !req
234. The gauntlet was thrown and we
faced off in a match that heldCopy !req
235. the future of all masked
wrestling in the balance.Copy !req
236. It was a Titanic struggle
but I conquered himCopy !req
237. with my special move,
The Founding.Copy !req
238. So, I saved masked wrestling
from being all about the clothesCopy !req
239. to being all about the codeCopy !req
240. and I founded this school
in the process.Copy !req
241. - Nifty, eh?
- You said it, El Fundador.Copy !req
242. But what does it say
on the last page of the code?Copy !req
243. No idea.Copy !req
244. My memory was never very good.Copy !req
245. If you want that
last page of the codeCopy !req
246. you will have
to challenge El Custodio.Copy !req
247. But where will we find him?Copy !req
248. I guess he's still
under the school.Copy !req
249. Okay, come on,
I know a shortcut.Copy !req
250. I can't get through.
You'll have to go on without me.Copy !req
251. Buena Girl, you're in charge.
Find the page.Copy !req
252. 'The Flea thinks
The Flea should be in charge.'Copy !req
253. powCopy !req
254. Aye, never mind.Copy !req
255. The Flea thinks
this might be it.Copy !req
256. At last... some customers!Copy !req
257. You're the first customers
I had... since... ever.Copy !req
258. Uh, could that be
because your boutique is locatedCopy !req
259. deep in the bowels
of the earth?Copy !req
260. Yeah? Well, you're ugly. What do
you know about fashion anyway?Copy !req
261. You're still dressing likeCopy !req
262. masked wrestling is a noble,
honorable sport.Copy !req
263. - That's because it is.
- Is not.Copy !req
264. - It is.
- Is not.Copy !req
265. - It is, it is, it is.
- Not, not, not and not.Copy !req
266. Come on, we'll show you.Copy !req
267. Behold, El CustodioCopy !req
268. the honorable and glorious sport
of masked wrestling.Copy !req
269. Hey!Copy !req
270. ding dingCopy !req
271. Masked wrestling is alive
and well?Copy !req
272. But how? When I have this!Copy !req
273. The last page of
"The Code Of Masked Wrestling!"Copy !req
274. Without this page "The Code Of
Masked Wrestling" is incomplete.Copy !req
275. How could masked wrestling
survive with an incomplete code?Copy !req
276. Silly man, "The Code Of Masked
Wrestling" isn't just a book.Copy !req
277. The true code is more
than paper and ink.Copy !req
278. It lives in the hearts
and masks of every luchador.Copy !req
279. The code is passed
from parent to child.Copy !req
280. It doesn't need paper
to survive.Copy !req
281. It thrives as long as
there is goodnessCopy !req
282. as long as
there is honor, familyCopy !req
283. tradition, donuts and masks.Copy !req
284. So, uh, can we have
the last page back now?Copy !req
285. No. I'm going to eat it.Copy !req
286. chompCopy !req
287. Alright.Copy !req
288. If that's the way you want itCopy !req
289. let's lucha!Copy !req
290. ding ding dingCopy !req
291. The mop of stink!Copy !req
292. powCopy !req
293. boingCopy !req
294. Rolling back to the grime!Copy !req
295. The Flea is all grimy.Copy !req
296. The Flea, he feels like dancing.Copy !req
297. Aye, The Flea
is tired of dancing.Copy !req
298. Feather duster of
dusty feathers.Copy !req
299. Give that to me, come on!Copy !req
300. I want it.Copy !req
301. No.Copy !req
302. I can't let it end this way.Copy !req
303. I won't let it end this way.Copy !req
304. By the power of all that's buenaCopy !req
305. by "The Code Of
Masked Wrestling"Copy !req
306. I shall not fail!Copy !req
307. zapCopy !req
308. whamCopy !req
309. Come on,
we got a fight to finish.Copy !req
310. Finally, I can read
the last page.Copy !req
311. "When wrestling in
a three against three matchCopy !req
312. "and you're tied to a chair,
about to get slammedCopy !req
313. "in a bad guy three-way
signature move crossfireCopy !req
314. "it is absolutely essential
that youCopy !req
315. "put your hands on you're head..Copy !req
316. "... close you're eyes..Copy !req
317. and kiss your mask goodbye!"Copy !req
318. Oh, yeah, that's it.
What an ending.Copy !req
319. (all)
Oh, basura.Copy !req
320. crashCopy !req
321. pow pow powCopy !req