¡Mucha Lucha! 1x3

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Kimberly Brooks as Cindy Slam (voice) • Scott McNeil as Senor Hasbenna (voice)

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1. Luchador!

2. Mucha Lucha!

3. Brrrrrrr, go!

4. Mucha Lucha!

5. A true luchador knows

6. that today is only

7. the yesterday of tomorrow.

8. Whereas tomorrow

9. is the today of tomorrow.

10. 'Mm-mm-mm, chicos and chicas.'

11. Let me lay it on ya about

12. the1970s.

13. It was a kinder, much funkier age.

14. It was a time of flair, wrestling tights, groovy moves

15. in the ill-fated spot of Rowla Lucha.

16. And me, Senor Hasbeena, only then

17. I was called Senor Couldbea.

18. It was the most out of sight fight of my career.

19. A title round for the World Championship.

20. Me versus Kid Up And Coming

21. wrestling our funk thing

22. for the whole enchilada.

23. Uno!

24. Dos!

25. I grooved above the rest.

26. I danced the electric booga lucha.

27. I was unstoppable.

28. Hoo, hmm.

29. Kid Up And Coming was down.

30. All I had to do now was pin him

31. and a life of fabbalucha fame and fortune would be mine.

32. Forever.

33. And then, it happened!

34. Uno, dos, tres.

35. It's over!

36. The winner, and new World Lucha Champion

37. Kid Up And Coming!

38. Huh?

39. And that's why I'm your groovy

40. discodelic teacher.

41. And not some famous rich retired wrestling superstar

42. loved and admired by... m-m... m-m-millions.

43. Senor Hasbeena? Senor Hasbeena?

44. Will the story of your unbelievably embarrassing

45. failed career be on the test?

46. No.

47. Where is The Flea?

48. Relax, Flea! We just fell asleep.

49. The Flea was not sleeping!

50. The Flea, well, The Flea was just

51. resting his, uh, his spleen.

52. Hey, let's boogie out

53. some luchadelic wrestling practice.

54. Buena Girl?

55. Double Ninja Ninja?

56. Buena, bulldozer of truth!

57. Double lucha jitsu.

58. Lucha lucha.

59. Okay, Megawatt, Rikochet.

60. Groove on into the ring.

61. Rikochet's..

62. pulverizing..

63. pitbull!

64. Mega... Magna... Electrica!

65. zap zap

66. swish swish

67. kaboom

68. Hey, it's like a doorway to a whole other world.

69. The Flea sees flashing lights

70. everyone's wearing platform shoes

71. and there's a really funky bassline.

72. Huh? The 1970s!

73. Rikochet's megacharge pinball must have caused a rip

74. in the space-time continuum

75. opening up a portal back to the 1970s.

76. Huh?

77. Whoa!

78. Funkadelic!

79. Now, I have to change the groove

80. back in time and change history.

81. History!

82. Right the wrong that has been dealt upon me.

83. And win the championship

84. that should have been mine.

85. Adios, class, you'll be seein' me

86. in the Lucha Hall of Fame!

87. Hey!

88. What in the name of lucha libre have I done?

89. This isn't buena.

90. Traveling back in time to change the outcome

91. of a wrestling match is so against

92. the code of masked wrestling

93. that it will rip our world apart

94. at the seams!

95. The code of masked wrestling is disappearing!

96. Look, with Senor Hasbeena in the past

97. everything's changing.

98. scratch scratch

99. Huh?

100. He's destroying masked wrestling!

101. No! Not The Flea!

102. Not my amigo!

103. Oh, no, The Flea is fine.

104. The Flea just has gas.

105. Rikochet, we have to save masked wrestling.

106. I know. It's all my fault.

107. My signature move ripped that hole

108. in the space-time continuum.

109. - There's only one thing to do. - Leave town?

110. No, we must travel back

111. to the decade of disco balls

112. and stop Senor Hasbeena.

113. Last one in the 1970s has a rotten mask.

114. Zapatos de rata!

115. Whoa!

116. Sweet gato of the treetops! The 70s!

117. The land of disco.

118. The world of funk.

119. Remember, you can't leave any trace of our presence

120. in the past, or we could destroy the future!

121. Senor Hasbeena! There!

122. Hmm.

123. Stop right there, Senor Hasbeena!

124. We've come to take you back to the present.

125. No go, Rikochet!

126. I've got a flash to stop

127. and a career to save.

128. Senor Hasbeena, you can't stop that flash.

129. Yeah, your actions could mean the end

130. of masked wrestling forever!

131. If you're provin' to obstruct me

132. then you're gonna have to bust

133. a funky muscle with the H-man.

134. You're gonna have to wrestle me.

135. (all) Oh!

136. vroom vroom

137. Argh!

138. Whoa!

139. Wow, groovy!

140. The 1970s are only making him stronger.

141. You kids are the only thing standin' between me

142. and stoppin' the guy who's the only thing standin' between me

143. and beating Kid Up And Coming, who is the only thing

144. standin' between me and the World Championship!

145. Time for my signature move.

146. The funky disco ball!

147. bam

148. Uno, dos, tres.

149. It's over!

150. No!

151. Look! The rip in the space-time continuum is closing!

152. Senor Hasbeena, we have to get back to the present, and fast!

153. Just... leave me here.

154. Please!

155. The 1970s is where I boogie down!

156. Let me stay.

157. You belong in the future.

158. We need you.

159. Bummer. You're right.

160. Let's groove on back to the future!

161. Whoa!

162. We did it!

163. The code is back!

164. We saved masked wrestling!

165. Thanks to you, old pal.

166. And without changing one thing in the present day.

167. (all) Senor Hasbeena?

168. Would this be on the test?

169. 'Me want my mommy!'

170. A true luchador knows that

171. some people are only happy

172. when they're angry, but being

173. angry makes them happy.

174. Won't that make them mad

175. or something?

176. H-heh. Hey, Cindy Slam. Que pasa?

177. Not the face, not the face!

178. bang

179. bang

180. thud

181. What's her problem?

182. Cindy Slam put the "Ger" in anger.

183. Flea, the song.

184. Hi, Cindy!

185. Bye-bye, Cindy.

186. Class! Listen up!

187. Today's project is four-way tag team skills.

188. So, go to your corners, and come out

189. split into teams.

190. Okay, I don't want to be next to your..

191. Let me get out of here.

192. Rikochet, Buena Girl, Flea.

193. Foul! You're a tag team member short.

194. You need one more.

195. Anyone not in a group?

196. Please not Cindy Slam, please not Cindy Slam.

197. Cindy Slam!

198. Zapatos de ratas!

199. The essence of a great four-way tag team

200. is teamwork.

201. For the next 24 hours

202. you must practice forming a four-way tag team bond

203. and learn to trust each other.

204. Forget that!

205. - Huh? - No!

206. Welly!

207. That is one angry Cindy Slam!

208. Ooh!

209. Hey, look, a diary!

210. It must be Cindy Slam's.

211. She must have dropped it while she was wiping

212. the floor with The Flea's head.

213. Come on, quick. Let's read it.

214. Yeah, it might tell us

215. why Cindy Slam is so very very angry.

216. Wait, it's, uh

217. not good to read, um, somebody else's diary.

218. Oops, look at that.

219. It fell open. Oh, well.

220. "December 1st. Dear diary..

221. "Didn't get to go to Gerbil Jorge's

222. "Masked World of Lucha Fun and Wrestletainment.

223. "January 5th, still they didn't get to go to

224. "Gerbil Jorge's Masked World of Lucha Fun and Wrestletainment.

225. "July 12.

226. "Mom and dad went to Gerbil Jorge's

227. Masked World of Lucha Fun and Wrestletainment without me."

228. Every page is like this.

229. Hey, loca.

230. Wait. That's it!

231. To earn Cindy's trust

232. and become a great four-way tag team

233. we must fulfil her deepest wish.

234. We must take Cindy Slam to Gerbil Jorge's

235. Masked World of Lucha Fun and Wrestletainment!

236. Huh, hey, Cindy!

237. We were just wondering if you'd like to come to—

238. Quick, bag her!

239. We're gonna be a great four-way tag team

240. before this day is through.

241. Hi, kids!

242. Look, it'sGerbil Jorge!

243. Aww, what a cute little baby!

244. Ah, she's got my face!

245. Pull!

246. Cindy, no biting people's faces.

247. Now, come on. Let's go ride some bueno rides.

248. Oh, and be a team and stuff.

249. Caliente. This is kinda nice, actually.

250. The Flea cannot take it!

251. The Flea wants to get off!

252. Uh, havin' fun? Feeling like a team?

253. (all) Ow! Ooh! Ow!

254. Get the candy! Get the candy!

255. thud

256. The Flea is going to lose his lunch!

257. Buena!

258. Ay, basura.

259. Here, Cindy, I thought maybe this cotton candy gerbil

260. on a stick might cheer you up. Happy?

261. Happy now?

262. See? You can trust me.

263. Uh, guys, a little help here.

264. Ha-ha! The Flea is candy sweet.

265. That's it, I can't believe that I was so stupido

266. to think that we could make Cindy Slam

267. a trusted, happy, cooperative member

268. of a four-way tag team.

269. It is not working! We're going home.

270. Hey! That's my arm, man.

271. Hey! You will stay here and guard Cindy.

272. I'll go rescue The Flea, and then we're goin' home!

273. But I don't wanna go home.

274. Uh, I-I mean, no worries.

275. I'll stay right here and guard Cindy.

276. I'll watch her every move.

277. Ooh, masked cows!

278. Where is Buena Girl?

279. Where is Cindy Slam?

280. 'This is Gerbil Jorge.'

281. 'We have a lost little girl at the information booth.'

282. 'Grr.'

283. 'Uh, a very angry'

284. 'lost little girl.'

285. 'Will her parents, or friends'

286. 'or the police, please come and—'

287. 'Get back, get back, no!'

288. 'No more.. Not my.. Ah!'

289. Ow! Ow!

290. Ah, ooh, get off!

291. Well, we found her. What do we do now?

292. Uh, run!

293. Cindy Slam is gaining on us!

294. 'Flea, we're all in the same train.'

295. Yeah, and?

296. Never mind!

297. Ay, we're trapped!

298. Oh, no. The Cindy Slammer!

299. That's it!

300. I'm fed up with all your anger!

301. After all we've done for you, Cindy

302. and you still don't trust us?

303. We fulfilled your dream for you.

304. I spent my Lucha University savings

305. to bring you here to Gerbil Jorge's

306. Masked World of Lucha Fun and Wrestletainment.

307. It is what you have always wanted!

308. We read it in your diary.

309. The Flea did not want to, but the others made The Flea

310. read your diary.

311. This isn't my diary.

312. Not Cindy Slam's diary?

313. Not Cindy Slam's diary?

314. Then whose diary is it?

315. Dear diary, Gerbil Jorge's

316. Masked World of Lucha Fun and Wrestletainment is the best.

317. This is the greatest day of my life.

318. Uh-oh! Busted. Gotta go!

319. More later. I hope.

320. Brrrrrrr, go!