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1. Lucharan!

2. Mucha Lucha!

3. A true luchador is never lost.

4. He's just taken the scenic route.

5. Snow Pea!

6. Snow Pea. Snow Pea. Snow Pea. Snow Pea.

7. Snow Pea!

8. Here, Snow Pea, let the Flea

9. show you how it is done.

10. The Flea has flown kite many many-many-many times before.

11. In fact, the Flea is a kite flyingexpert!

12. Rikochet! BuenaGirl! Help theFlea!

13. Yeah!

14. The Flea is in trouble. Come on!

15. Hang on, Flea. We're coming!

16. Nada, nothing. I don't see a thing.

17. What's that?

18. 'Wow. It's a fluffy, white cloud in the shape of El Rey.'

19. Caliente!

20. 'No! Beneath that.'

21. Tidal wave!

22. Think we're gonna make it?

23. Where am I? Buena Girl?

24. Masked Dog? Anybody?

25. There's no one here. I'm all alone.

26. 'No Buena Girl. No Flea. No El Rey.'

27. 'No mama, no abuelito, no nada.'

28. The Flea is okay.

29. The Flea is not okay. The Flea is somebody's dinner!

30. Come on. Come on, you stupido kite!

31. There! That's perfect. Now..

32. I should fix that.

33. I mean, what if nobody sees this?

34. What if nobody knows I'm even here?

35. Hm..

36. Then they wouldn't be able to tell me what to do.

37. Which means, I can do whatever I want.

38. I can eat whatever I want

39. so long as it's coconuts.

40. And I can wear whatever I want!

41. In fact, I don't have to wear anything at all.

42. Because this is do-anything-you-want island!

43. The most caliente island in the whole Lucha world!

44. On do-anything-you-want island

45. you can be a total pig eating a ton of coconuts.

46. It's the greatest!

47. pow

48. On do-anything-you-want island

49. you can play the bongos on your bloated stomach all day long.

50. On do-anything-you-want island

51. you can recreate your whole town

52. and simulate an attack by a giant pinball from outerspace!

53. swoosh

54. Pulverising pinball!

55. Whee!

56. thud thud thud

57. Um, hello? Is anyone there?

58. Better watch it. I got a coconut and I am not afraid to use it.

59. Masked Dog! It's great to see you.

60. Look at me.

61. I'm wearing only my johnnies

62. because I like it like that.

63. Come on! First thing we gotta do is find you some johnnies.

64. Oh, no, I'm ship-wrecked on an uncharted island.

65. Sweet buena! I'm a masked wrestler.

66. 'What do I know about island survival?'

67. Hey!

68. What am I saying? I'm not alone.

69. I have my "Code of Masked Wrestling."

70. The Code of Masked Wrestling clearly states..

71. "If you find yourself ship-wrecked

72. "on an uncharted island

73. "then you must not panic!

74. "You must take control. You must create order.

75. You must establish tradition. You must—"

76. Buena Girl.

77. Buena Girl.

78. Who said that?

79. If you build it, then we'll Lucha.

80. Who's there?

81. It's probably just the wind.

82. Oh, well, time to get to work.

83. thud

84. thud

85. At last, I've done it.

86. I have createdcivilization!

87. Now, for some Lucha learning.

88. I feel like running around in circles

89. like a complete idiota!

90. I feel like swimming in circles

91. like a complete idiota!

92. He-he-he-he-he!

93. I feel like swinging in circles

94. like a complete idiota!

95. boing

96. It's so hot!

97. But I must stay in control.

98. Must preserve order.

99. Must honor tradition.

100. Must stay at desk.

101. I can't take it anymore!

102. Buena Girl. Buena Girl.

103. Alright. Who said that?

104. I did for I am the Code of Masked Wrestling

105. 'and you are Buena Girl, most royal and great descendant'

106. 'of the majestic princessa of the Slamazons.'

107. 'And this is the island of the lost Slamazonians.'

108. You must rule this island.

109. It is your birth right.

110. You must stand tall and bring everyone

111. in your dominion under your command.

112. Yes, yes!

113. I will do it!

114. But one question, why haven't you ever spoken to me before?

115. Oh, I've always spoken. You were just too busy to hear me.

116. Now, rise, Princess Buena Girl, ruler of Slamazonia!

117. You are naked. Put some clothes on.

118. You can't make me.

119. Yeah, well, maybe, I can't.

120. But I can grind your mask into the sand.

121. Lucharan!

122. pow pow pow

123. Hm?

124. pow pow pow

125. Oh!

126. grr

127. The Flea! What is the Flea doing up here?

128. And why are there so many of them?

129. And since when can the Flea fly?

130. Ooh, hang on, wait a second. The Flea cannot fly.

131. Perhaps, the Flea is going loco.

132. Excuse me, please. Do you think the Flea is loco?

133. Hmm, could be.

134. The Flea thought so.

135. plop

136. boom

137. Oh, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot..

138. I feel pretty.

139. Don't worry, Masked Dog. It's just you in those bushes.

140. I mean..

141. Yikes! What is it?

142. On your knees, you pathetic low life.

143. Don't be coming in here, telling me what to do on my island.

144. Who do you think you are?

145. I'm the eternal Princessa of the Slamazons.

146. I make the oceans part with a single command.

147. I make the Earth spit forth mighty lava.

148. I said bow down before me.

149. Never!

150. You will bow down before me.

151. Look, Miss Princessa, I'm not bowing down

152. because I don't want to.

153. Huh?

154. I'm not bowing down. See?

155. Nothing you can ever do—

156. Silence!

157. In the presence of your

158. Slamazonian Princessa

159. bow down before me.

160. And put some clothes on.

161. No, no way. It's mask and johnnies only.

162. Because this is my place to be free.

163. I'm my own man.

164. This is do-anything-you-want island.

165. No, it isn't.

166. It's the island of the lost Slamazonians.

167. And I am the Princessa.

168. thud

169. This is war, stupid zoney-butt.

170. War!

171. Wait, my Slamazonian Princessa

172. don't waste your time with that loser yet.

173. You should prepare an army

174. to defeat him and conquer this island.

175. And then the war!

176. Yes!

177. The world shall feel the mighty

178. boot of the Slamazonians

179. upon their butts once more!

180. crash

181. Ouch ouch ouch ouch!

182. boom

183. Get off of me, you monkey!

184. Wait, stop!

185. Nice monkey. Nice monkey.

186. The Flea has you now, monkey boy.

187. chomp

188. Too late!

189. Loyal soldiers, I, your Slamazonian Princessa

190. stand before you proud, lead you into battle.

191. Never before has such an army

192. of brave, hairy coconuts

193. 'been assembled to fight for all that's buena.'

194. 'We'll make that johnny wearing maniac bow down.'

195. Are you with me?

196. BuenaGirl, BuenaGirl, BuenaGirl!

197. Buena Girl, Buena Girl, Buena Girl!

198. Every man or coconut among you has come to join me

199. as I stand againstinjustice

200. because they can take away our island

201. they can tell us to put clothes on

202. but they can never take away

203. ourfreedom

204. to only wear johnnies.

205. Are you with me?

206. Rikochet, Rikochet, Rikochet!

207. Charge!

208. Attack!

209. The fine drop.

210. Slamazonian slam!

211. Freedom flier!

212. Princessa flex!

213. Liberating lever!

214. Agh!

215. thud

216. slam

217. zap

218. thud thud

219. smash

220. Looks like you're gonna be

221. bowing down to me

222. you stupido-zonian princessa.

223. Except you forgot one thing.

224. Huh? What's that?

225. Coconuts from above.

226. Victory is mine!

227. Oh, well, at least the Flea

228. landed on something soft.

229. Yeah, well..

230. Right back at you, you ugly monkey.

231. What have you two crazy natives done?

232. Speak to me. Speak to me.

233. No!

234. It's just too horrible.

235. You two should be ashamed.

236. You.. You..

237. Buena Girl? Rikochet?

238. The Flea did not recognize you.

239. Oh, this only makes it ten times worse.

240. May be eleven times worse.

241. Agh!

242. Is this what the Flea's compadres have become?

243. Horrible savages?

244. How could you make these poor coconuts

245. fight brother against brother?

246. Many of these coconuts grew up on the same tree.

247. Is this what we were taught?

248. Is this honor? Is this tradition?

249. Is this donuts? Uh..

250. Donuts.

251. And family! What about family?

252. What about your madres?

253. Rikochet, Buena Girl

254. please come home.

255. - What have I done? - This is not buena.

256. - The Flea is right. - Yeah, the Flea is right.

257. Thanks, Flea. Come on, everybody, group hug.

258. Okay, okay, okay, group hug is over now. Cut it out.

259. pow

260. Okay, now all we have to do

261. is get off the island.

262. But how?

263. Wait a minute. This kite.

264. It's our only way off this island.

265. Si, it would make a perfect raft.

266. Umm, I don't think that's what Buena Girl had in mind, Flea.

267. Now all we have to do is wait for the wind to pick up.

268. - Okay! - Okay!

269. Just a little longer.

270. Just a little longer.

271. Just a little..

272. The wind is never coming.

273. We're never getting off this island.

274. I can't stand wearing clothes. I wanna be free.

275. Buena Girl, Buena Girl.

276. Slamazonia.

277. Huh? The wind, the wind!

278. Take the Flea's hand.

279. No!

280. It's okay, Rikochet.

281. Tell my parents that I was trying to get home.

282. Come on, Buena Girl, you can do it. Jump!

283. Got ya!

284. Tell them yourself when we get home.

285. Mira home!

286. How do we land this thing?

287. Do not worry.

288. The Flea has had a lot of experience landing.

289. A lot of painful experience.

290. thud

291. It's good to be home.

292. Yeah, it's good to feel the

293. solid pavement of civilization under my boots.

294. The Flea is just happy to be rid of this stupido kite.

295. Okay, well..

296. See you guys at school tomorrow.

297. Yup the Flea will catch you in the morning.

298. Later!

299. Oh, and Rikochet..

300. put some clothes on.

301. Maybe I don't wanna put any clothes on.

302. Maybe I can have do-anything-you-want

303. island right here at home, yeah.

304. Quit dancing around in your johnnies like some dummy

305. and get in here.