¡Mucha Lucha! 1x11

Directed by

Nicole Oliver as Chinche (voice) • Richard Newman as El Phantasmo (voice) • Scott McNeil as (voice)

El Phantasmo visits Rikochet when he is tempted to steal a trading card; the Flea's cousin comes to visit.

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1. A true Luchador knows that the price you pay for stealing is

2. much higher than the price you pay for, uh, just paying.

3. This is El Rey, niner-bravo-sixer.

4. Engine function is down sixty percent.

5. I've lost rotor control.

6. But I'm goin' in!

7. Sweet Timon of Athens! What is that?

8. Aye, Minotoro.

9. You got every toy ever made!

10. 'You got El Mega Ladatron.'

11. 'The Mask-a-polis Lucha Libre playset.'

12. And this El Rey rescue helicopter is

13. so, so, socaliente!

14. This old thing? Oh, I've had this for weeks already.

15. I was just about to throw it away.

16. Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!

17. 'Ow.'

18. (female #1) 'Minotoro, come downstairs.'

19. 'Momma's got another present for you.'

20. Coming, mother! I'll be right back.

21. Check out my Lando Lucha trading card collection in my closet.

22. Caliente!

23. 'The golden El Rey trading card.'

24. The Lucha rarest of all trading cards.

25. They say, only 13 were ever made.

26. I can't believe I'm actually looking at one.

27. 'And now, it's right in front of me, all alone.'

28. 'The most prized possession a young Luchador'

29. 'could ever hope to have, and it's within my reach.'

30. 'I could just take it.'

31. Don't do it, Rikochet. Don't take that card.

32. It's not Buena!

33. Mm?

34. Take the card.

35. The card doesn't belong to me.

36. 'But it's the rarest, coolest, most caliente'

37. 'trading card in the history of trading cards.'

38. And I gotta have it! Ooh!

39. Don't do it, Rikochet. A true Luchador never steals.

40. It goes against honor.

41. Ah, just take it, slip it into your backpack.

42. Minotoro will never miss it.

43. But without honor, a masked wrestler is nada.

44. Don't do it, Rikochet.

45. Don't worry, no one will ever know. Do it.

46. Do it!

47. I.. I-I..

48. I-I won't take it!

49. Phew.

50. Come on, El Rey, let's get outta here.

51. Aha!

52. Uh, thanks for inviting me over, Minotoro.

53. But I gotta go, see ya.

54. Did you see me, El Rey?

55. I was tempted, but I stood tough.

56. I didn't take the rare El Rey trading card.

57. Are you loco? I look great on that card.

58. Fortunately, I had the good sense to steal it

59. when I had the chance.

60. El Rey, that isn't mine.

61. We can't keep it, we have to give it back.

62. Chico, possession is nine-tenths of the law.

63. And the other two-tenths are not telling anyone about it.

64. No, El Rey, it's dishonest, it's dishonorable.

65. It's, it's..

66. so caliente.

67. 'It's so golden, it's so perfect.'

68. It's so rare.

69. So mine.

70. Rikochet, if you keep that card

71. you'll dishonor the great and glorious

72. tradition of Lucha Libre.

73. Don't listen to that goodie two masks, keep it.

74. It's all yours now.

75. Minotoro has everything.

76. He'll never miss this little card.

77. I'll keep it safe for him.

78. Here, in my arms.

79. Rikochet..

80. Rikochet!

81. You have dishonored your mask

82. and you will pay the consequences!

83. Who are you?

84. I am El Phantasmo.

85. The ghost of honor, family and tradition.

86. What about donuts?

87. No, no, that's him over there.

88. Ola!

89. Rikochet, by stealing the trading card

90. you have dishonored yourself.

91. I am here to show you the consequences

92. of your disgraceful actions.

93. Take my hand.

94. Momma? What's she doing in court?

95. Your momma defended your honor.

96. It is not true.

97. Nihovincito is honest and trustworthy.

98. He would never steal anything.

99. Oh..

100. He's guilty!

101. A freak show? What are we doing here?

102. We are here to see what happens to masked wrestling

103. after you dishonored it.

104. Step right up! Come on, folks.

105. Prepare to be amazed by the forgotten art

106. of Lucha Libre!

107. Watch in wonder

108. 'as the freakish Master Elsa risks her mask'

109. 'against the fearsome, Panda Bear!'

110. Buena Girl, no.

111. Oh, I-I can't look!

112. It's, it's so sad!

113. When you stole the golden El Rey trading card

114. you dishonored the sport of masked wrestling.

115. This is all that remains.

116. I stand..

117. for all that's Buena.

118. I stand for honor..

119. family

120. tradition

121. and donuts.

122. Ah!

123. This is terrible!

124. Buena Girl reduced to wrestling Panda Bears.

125. What about the Flea?

126. What terrible fate, he found, the Flea

127. because of Rikochet's action?

128. Uh? Well, actually..

129. Uh, the Flea got a record deal and went on to make

130. a few award-winning music videos

131. which led to The Flea starring in several telenovelas.

132. 'But, l-let's move on.'

133. Snow Pea!

134. Oh, no!

135. Snow Pea is encased in concrete

136. because I dishonored masked wrestling?

137. Actually, uh, this has nothing to do with honor.

138. I just thought you'd get a kick out of it.

139. You showed me all these terrible things.

140. But, but tell me, El Phantasmo..

141. Tell me what happens to me!

142. Yours is the saddest fate of all.

143. I have lost everything else

144. but I still have you.

145. Mi favorito..

146. My favorite trading card..

147. Mi favorito!

148. Ah!

149. It was only a dream.

150. Uh, no it wasn't.

151. I gotta get this card back to Minotoro.

152. Hi, Snow Pea.

153. Snow Pea!

154. clank

155. Snow Pea!

156. Minotoro, I wanted to steal your golden El Rey trading card

157. yesterday, but I didn't, but I did.

158. And the Ghost of Honor, Family and Tradition

159. but not donuts, visited me in the night

160. and showed me the horrible consequences of my actions.

161. - Huh? - I stole this.

162. And I wanted to give it back to you

163. and say, I'm sorry.

164. It was a dishonorable thing to do.

165. Uh, thanks for returnin' the card, Rikochet

166. but I got 12 more of 'em.

167. Here, why don't you keep it?

168. Well done, Rikochet.

169. I am proud of you.

170. I'm proud of me too, El Phantasmo.

171. Well, time to go.

172. I've got to stop The Flea from melting the Polar ice caps.

173. I only hope I make it in time.

174. - Oh? - Do it, do it!

175. - Oh? - Yeah, do it, do it, do it!

176. A true Luchador must never be two-faced.

177. After all, he's only got one mask!

178. (Flea) 'No! No! No!'

179. - Que pasa? - What's wrong, Flea?

180. It is a nightmare!

181. Look, see? The Flea's cousin is coming to visit.

182. "My dearest Cousin Flea.

183. "I so look forward to coming for a visit

184. "and meeting your friends.

185. "Visiting you is always the highlight of my life.

186. 'Your cousin, Chinche."'

187. Chinche! He is a monster!

188. He is mean! Nasty!

189. Under-handed, sneaky!

190. And he's horrible to look at.

191. I don't understand, Flea, he's your cousin.

192. Yeah, he's family. And he wrote you a nice note.

193. You will see the horrors of Chinche

194. 'when he comes.'

195. (Chinche) 'Cousin Flea!'

196. It's so good to see you!

197. Not so fast, Chinche!

198. Last time you gave the Flea a bouquet of flowers

199. it had a swarm of angry bees hidden inside of it.

200. Where's the trick? Where is the pain for the Flea?

201. So, how was your flight?

202. Well, apart from a little turbulence

203. over Acapulco, pretty good.

204. Thanks for asking.

205. (Chinche) 'Hey, Rikochet.'

206. Whoa!

207. I made you this in shop class

208. to add to your El Rey collection.

209. I don't think I've ever seen a nicer

210. El Rey collection than yours.

211. Here, I hope you like it.

212. You sure you're related to our Flea?

213. Oh, go on, Rikochet.

214. Buena Girl, remember last week when you said

215. how you were runnin' out of closet space?

216. Well, I re-organized your stuff.

217. I hope you don't mind.

218. It's, so... buena!

219. The Flea does not understand

220. why Chinche is being so nice.

221. Here, Flea, I made this lovely picnic just for you, because—

222. Because the Flea is such a nice person.

223. Blabidi blabidi blah!

224. Save it for someone who does not know the real you, bed bug man.

225. Cousin Flea, let's not fight. Let's be friends.

226. The Flea knows how important family is

227. to all great Luchadores.

228. But the Flea is also very suspicious.

229. But the Flea is also very hungry! Okay!

230. The Flea was right!

231. You are still mean!

232. Nasty and, oh, so sneaky!

233. The Flea has had it with you, Chinche!

234. You should be ashamed picking on

235. poor little Chinche like that.

236. Flea, he's your cousin, get it together!

237. You keep talking about how horrible your cousin is.

238. But he's been nothing but cool.

239. Maybe, Flea, you're the problem.

240. But you do not understand. The Flea is not the problem.

241. The Flea was only defending the Flea.

242. Chinche booby trapped that picnic basket

243. with a very angry elephant.

244. - What elephant? - Uh, it was here a second ago.

245. No, really. Big nasty trunk and everything.

246. Tell them, Chinche!

247. I'm sorry, Buena Girl and Rikochet.

248. My poor Cousin Flea has always had

249. an over-active imagination.

250. Yeah, like when he thought

251. that the toaster oven was stealing his shoes.

252. Or that time he kept saying the bus stop sign

253. was insulting his mask.

254. That was a very angry bus stop sign.

255. Who are you going to believe?

256. The Flea, or that bed bug?

257. Uh, can we get back to you on that?

258. Look, Flea, it all comes down to one thing.

259. 'You and Chinche are family.'

260. 'You can't turn your back on your family.'

261. Without family, a Luchador is nothing.

262. Come on, shake hands, you two, and be true cousins.

263. Flea, I swear here in front of your friends

264. that I will never do anything bad to you.

265. "Dear Flea, wait for us in the shallow puddle

266. "at the end of the dark alley.

267. 'Your friends, Rikochet and Buena Girl."'

268. Hmm, the Flea does not understand.

269. The Flea has been waiting over two hours.

270. Where could they be?

271. You told him where we were all going, right?

272. Oh, yes, I gave him the message personally.

273. Well, he's lost.

274. Delicioso.

275. I never get the custard ones

276. 'cause Flea always eats them first.

277. Argh!

278. Rikochet and Buena Girl eating custard-filled donuts?

279. And maple logs?

280. All without the Flea?

281. The Flea's friends, compadres

282. would rather hang out with Chinche

283. instead of the Flea!

284. Well, t-the Flea does not care.

285. The Flea can make new friends.

286. More tea, Rikochet?

287. Oh, no, do not worry yourself.

288. There is always plenty of everything

289. for the Flea's friends, at the Flea's house.

290. Cookie, Buena Girl?

291. 'Oh, my goodness-doo!'

292. The Flea thought you said you were stuffed.

293. Oh, Buena Girl, you are simply too much.

294. Oh, even though the Flea's pillow friends laugh more

295. at the Flea's jokes than Rikochet or Buena Girl

296. it's not the same.

297. Nothing replaces real friends.

298. Enough!

299. The Flea will not stand by

300. while some evil bed bug steals the Flea's friends!

301. Even if that bed bug is family!

302. (Buena Girl) You play a great game

303. of masked chess, Chinche.

304. Yeah, Flea should be here to see this.

305. The Flea is here. You make the Flea sick!

306. All of you!

307. But, two of you are the Flea's best friends

308. so you leave the Flea no choice.

309. You are coming with the Flea.

310. No!

311. They're my friends now, let go!

312. Oh, ow, yikes!

313. So, Chinche, what do you say now?

314. Um, help!

315. Not good enough.

316. The Flea wants to hear the truth.

317. Why are you tormenting the Flea?

318. Why have you stolen the Flea's very best friends?

319. Why? Why?

320. Well, it's kind of a long story.

321. But I can spit it up.

322. Remember the birthday party you threw for me three years ago?

323. Three long years ago?

324. You gave me a present.

325. (male #1) 'Look, he wears diapers.'

326. Diapers! Diapers!

327. But it was a good gift.

328. You did wear diapers back then.

329. Yeah, but I didn't want everybody to know about it.

330. It was supposed to be a secret, a family secret.

331. And what made it worse was the fact that

332. I not only trusted you

333. 'but I looked after you, Flea.'

334. 'You were always the funny one.'

335. 'The most handsome, the bravest, everybody loved you.'

336. 'I always wanted to be you.'

337. So when you betrayed me, I went all soured inside.

338. Oh, th-the Flea had no idea.

339. Oh, the Flea is very sorry, truly.

340. Oh, well, okay.

341. Apology accepted. Oops!

342. I guess I'll see you around, Flea.

343. (Flea) 'Gotcha!'

344. The Flea is so happy that you are alright

345. and that we can be family once again.

346. What do you say?

347. Great, but can you ease up on your hug a little?

348. I-I can't breathe.

349. Where's the Flea and Chinche?

350. You did tell them to meet us here for lunch.

351. - Didn't you, Snow Pea? - Snow Pea.

352. (Chinche) 'I don't understand, this note from Rikochet and Buena Girl'

353. 'said to meet them here, at the bottom of the dark alley.'

354. Wait a minute, let the Flea see that note.

355. Snow Pea!