1. Luchador!Copy !req
2. Mucha Lucha!Copy !req
3. Brrrrr, go!Copy !req
4. Mucha Lucha!Copy !req
5. A true Luchador rollsCopy !req
6. with the punches no matterCopy !req
7. what shape he's in.Copy !req
8. But it helps to beCopy !req
9. you know, round.Copy !req
10. I have crushed
the puny Rikochet!Copy !req
11. 'Come on, Rikochet.
Get up, man!'Copy !req
12. 'Rikochet's up!'Copy !req
13. Now, get in thereCopy !req
14. and Lucha Lucha Lucha!Copy !req
15. thudCopy !req
16. Sonic catapult.Copy !req
17. kaboomCopy !req
18. whooshCopy !req
19. Argh!Copy !req
20. You wanna play ball?Copy !req
21. Alright, Sonic Sumo.Copy !req
22. Rikochet..Copy !req
23. Pulverizing..Copy !req
24. Pinball!Copy !req
25. Ooh!Copy !req
26. Sonic freeze!Copy !req
27. bamCopy !req
28. Ohhh.Copy !req
29. The winner..Copy !req
30. and stuck in the shape
of a big pinballCopy !req
31. R-R-R-Rikochet.Copy !req
32. Nice match, Sonic Sumo.Copy !req
33. 'But can you unfreeze me now?'Copy !req
34. Sorry, Rikochet,
I cannot reverse it.Copy !req
35. Your signature moveCopy !req
36. busted my Sonical Sumorizer.Copy !req
37. - Oh. Can you fix it?
- Sure.Copy !req
38. But I will have to send away
for some parts. To japan.Copy !req
39. Japan? How long will that take?Copy !req
40. You! Rikochet.Copy !req
41. No bouncing in the hall.Copy !req
42. thudCopy !req
43. 'Argh!'Copy !req
44. 'No bouncing in the gymnasium.'Copy !req
45. 'No bouncing in the cafeteria.'Copy !req
46. 'No bouncing in my office!'Copy !req
47. Rikochet! You, pinball boy!Copy !req
48. You're expelled.Copy !req
49. Hit the road!Copy !req
50. Ay, basura.Copy !req
51. Uh, little help here?Copy !req
52. Don't worry, RikochetCopy !req
53. we'll stick by you
through thick or thin.Copy !req
54. The Flea thinks this is gonna beCopy !req
55. like one of those sick parts.Copy !req
56. Mira!Copy !req
57. Halt, jabronies.
This is a toll sidewalk.Copy !req
58. We won't beat ya upCopy !req
59. for a dollar.Copy !req
60. But today, we're runnin'
a two for one special.Copy !req
61. So we won't beat you up
for two dollars.Copy !req
62. The Flea knows a bargain
when The Flea hears one.Copy !req
63. Let The Flea pay.Copy !req
64. No, this is a public sidewalk,
and it's not right!Copy !req
65. The Three Mascaritas
aren't going to standCopy !req
66. for such injustice.Copy !req
67. We three stand tall,
we three stand together.Copy !req
68. Nos tres, Buena Girl.
The Flea.Copy !req
69. - And Rikochet.
- Whoa!Copy !req
70. Rikochet, where are you going?Copy !req
71. Yeow!Copy !req
72. Yeow!Copy !req
73. Phew! That was close.Copy !req
74. Yeow!Copy !req
75. Masked Dog! I'm saved.Copy !req
76. Great, just great.Copy !req
77. If only I could move.Copy !req
78. But I can't, it's hopeless.Copy !req
79. I got expelled from school.Copy !req
80. I rolled away from my friends
when they needed me the most.Copy !req
81. I've been kicked around
and partially buried.Copy !req
82. A pinball gets no respect.Copy !req
83. A pinball gets no love.Copy !req
84. A pinball is only
a forgotten plaything.Copy !req
85. I'm useless, completely useless.Copy !req
86. Well, this is the bottom,
this is the end.Copy !req
87. At least it can't get any worse.Copy !req
88. Argh!Copy !req
89. Ugh, ugh.Copy !req
90. Ah!Copy !req
91. 'Uh, hello?'Copy !req
92. 'Hello? Ma'am? Sir?'Copy !req
93. Pinball needs assistance.Copy !req
94. It looks like I'm all alone.Copy !req
95. - Huh?
- Hey! Watch it, kid.Copy !req
96. Wh-Who are you?Copy !req
97. I'm El Portero.Copy !req
98. The goalkeeper.Copy !req
99. I've heard of you, you were
a famous soccer player.Copy !req
100. You disappeared during
the World Cup finalCopy !req
101. ten years ago.Copy !req
102. Yeah, that's me.Copy !req
103. There was this freak accidentCopy !req
104. in the last minute of overtime.Copy !req
105. and I got stuck like this.Copy !req
106. But you guys won.Copy !req
107. Winning? Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
108. Like, I could enjoy it,
stuck as a ball.Copy !req
109. My whole life rolling
from place to place.Copy !req
110. No respect, no love,
I got no future.Copy !req
111. I hardly got a past.Copy !req
112. I turned my back on my friendsCopy !req
113. and my family, and soccer.Copy !req
114. Because I was uselessCopy !req
115. completely useless.Copy !req
116. Wait a minute, you're trying
to tell me not to give up.Copy !req
117. To make the best of my
situation. You're right.Copy !req
118. I should simply be what I am.
No matter what it is.Copy !req
119. - Thanks, El Portero.
- Ah-ha-ha, well, uh..Copy !req
120. Actually, uhCopy !req
121. I was saying
you should give up.Copy !req
122. Throw in the towel
and stay here with me.Copy !req
123. But your idea is good, too, kid.Copy !req
124. In fact, it's a great idea.Copy !req
125. Maybe I was wrong to give up.Copy !req
126. Maybe, if I tryCopy !req
127. if I keep being meCopy !req
128. no matter what shape I'm inCopy !req
129. then, what I'm
looking for in lifeCopy !req
130. might be just around
the next cornerCopy !req
131. waiting for me.Copy !req
132. Hey, this is great!Copy !req
133. Yeah!Copy !req
134. Good luck, ki-i-i-id!Copy !req
135. I may be stuck as a pinball,
but I'm still a masked wrestler.Copy !req
136. And a masked wrestler
never gives up, never gives in.Copy !req
137. And I've got
some friends to save.Copy !req
138. It's been fun and all.Copy !req
139. But now it's time
to finish you two off.Copy !req
140. Ay, papi.Copy !req
141. The Flea wishes
Rikochet were here.Copy !req
142. Yeah, it's hard to be
The Three MascaritasCopy !req
143. if there are only two of us.Copy !req
144. No, uh, actuallyCopy !req
145. The Flea was hoping to
use Rikochet's headCopy !req
146. to protect The Flea's spleen.Copy !req
147. I can do this. I can do this.Copy !req
148. Hang on, guys, here I come.Copy !req
149. Back off, brutos.Copy !req
150. I may be stuck
in the form of a pinball.Copy !req
151. But I'm a pulverizing pinball.Copy !req
152. So, prepare to be pulverized!Copy !req
153. He-he-he, he-he. Ugh!Copy !req
154. Ahh!Copy !req
155. caw cawCopy !req
156. (all)
Oh! Ow! Ugh! Ah!Copy !req
157. (all)
Huh?Copy !req
158. Now, it's time toCopy !req
159. finish you off.Copy !req
160. 'Hey, Rikochet. Look!'Copy !req
161. I fixed my Sonical Sumorizer.Copy !req
162. 'Sonic unfreeze!'Copy !req
163. Ay, basura!Copy !req
164. Huh, this guy's a total jabroni.Copy !req
165. He beats himself up.Copy !req
166. Snow Pea, Snow Pea, Snow Pea..Copy !req
167. Hey, let's beat up
that green kid.Copy !req
168. Ay, basura.Copy !req
169. Ooh! He-he.Copy !req
170. Hey, the kid was right.
Thanks, Rikochet!Copy !req
171. A true Luchadora
never gives up on anythingCopy !req
172. especially herself,
and family, and donuts.Copy !req
173. 'A fortune donut.'Copy !req
174. 'The most wondrous of all'Copy !req
175. 'masked wrestling mysteries.'Copy !req
176. Each one contains supreme wisdomCopy !req
177. that reveals the ultimate truth.Copy !req
178. And they taste good, too.
Comemos!Copy !req
179. (all)
Mine!Copy !req
180. There's only one way to settle
who gets the fortune donut.Copy !req
181. A contest of skill.Copy !req
182. Uno, dos, tres!Copy !req
183. By all that's buenaCopy !req
184. I wi-i-in!Copy !req
185. The fortune donut
is rightfully mine.Copy !req
186. My first fortune
as a masked Luchadora.Copy !req
187. It's an honor above all honors.Copy !req
188. No, no!Copy !req
189. Sweet buena of destiny!Copy !req
190. What's up with that?Copy !req
191. You are not cut out
to be a masked wrestler.Copy !req
192. You bring disgrace to the ring.Copy !req
193. You dishonor the great tradition
of Lucha LibreCopy !req
194. with your very presenceCopy !req
195. on the face of the planet.
See back.Copy !req
196. What were you thinking,
trying to be a masked wrestler?Copy !req
197. Pack it in. Who are you kidding?Copy !req
198. Turn in your mask and give up.Copy !req
199. Poor Buena Girl.Copy !req
200. Si, The Flea thinks thatCopy !req
201. that is a tough break.Copy !req
202. But The Flea did not
get a fortune.Copy !req
203. Ah-ha!Copy !req
204. Muchas gracias.Copy !req
205. Your personality is
magnetic and outgoing.Copy !req
206. Everyone wants to be you.Copy !req
207. The Flea knew it all along!Copy !req
208. Everyone has always
wanted to be The Flea.Copy !req
209. Flea, this is serious.Copy !req
210. Masked Wrestling is
everything to Buena Girl.Copy !req
211. - We have to help her.
- No problema.Copy !req
212. One magnetic and outgoing
smile from The FleaCopy !req
213. and all will be well.Copy !req
214. Um, better let me handle it.Copy !req
215. 'This, this, this, this.'Copy !req
216. I don't need this,
that, this, or that.Copy !req
217. 'I don't need this. I don't
need that. Can't use it.'Copy !req
218. Oh, my Lucha album.Copy !req
219. The most prized moments
of my masked life.Copy !req
220. Back when I had a masked life.Copy !req
221. The day I was born!Copy !req
222. 'Oh, my first award!'Copy !req
223. 'The most map burns
in pre-school.'Copy !req
224. 'And how can I forget'Copy !req
225. 'the Miss Pre-Teen
Masked Wrestling pageant?'Copy !req
226. It's all in the past, now.Copy !req
227. Buena Girl.Copy !req
228. You're trashing all your stuff?
But you can't.Copy !req
229. Fortune donuts are
never wrong, Rikochet.Copy !req
230. I'm goin' to get rid
of all tracesCopy !req
231. of my futile dream
of masked wrestling.Copy !req
232. 'Everything's been thrown away.'Copy !req
233. Everything?Copy !req
234. The Flea, with his charmingCopy !req
235. and outgoing personalityCopy !req
236. would be glad to help.Copy !req
237. Woohoo! Woohoo!Copy !req
238. You can't quit, Buena Girl.Copy !req
239. Who will correct
every wrong move I make?Copy !req
240. Who will quote to me
section, paragraph, and lineCopy !req
241. on The Code of Masked WrestlingCopy !req
242. when it says how to
put on your underpants?Copy !req
243. Who will put The Flea
in his yearly triple toeholdCopy !req
244. until he washes his mask?Copy !req
245. Not me, I wasn't cut outCopy !req
246. 'to be a masked wrestler.'Copy !req
247. I dishonor the great
tradition of Lucha Libre.Copy !req
248. What was I thinking?Copy !req
249. I'll never wrestle again.Copy !req
250. 'Out you go. All done.'Copy !req
251. 'This is not Buena.'Copy !req
252. Buenos dias!Copy !req
253. Time for another day
at the foremost world-renownedCopy !req
254. International School Of Lucha.Copy !req
255. Won't that be fun?Copy !req
256. If I can't be a masked wrestlerCopy !req
257. there's no point in even
getting out of bed.Copy !req
258. Yie! Cheering up Buena Girl
is hard on The Flea'sCopy !req
259. 'charming and outgoing back.'Copy !req
260. I have a plan, Flea.Copy !req
261. We might be able to use
The Code of Masked WrestlingCopy !req
262. in our favor.Copy !req
263. Honor, family,
tradition, and donuts.Copy !req
264. If I can go against the codeCopy !req
265. Buena Girl's bound
to snap out of it.Copy !req
266. Buena Girl, I have
something to tell you.Copy !req
267. I'm going to cheat
on this test, Buena Girl.Copy !req
268. Even though cheating
is dishonorable.Copy !req
269. And goes against the code.Copy !req
270. Why don't you tell that
to a real masked wrestler?Copy !req
271. Somebody who follows the code.Copy !req
272. Here I go.Copy !req
273. I'm cheatin', cheating..Copy !req
274. Big time cheating
going on over here. Oh, boy.Copy !req
275. He-he, h-headmistress, I, uh..Copy !req
276. You, Rikochet!Copy !req
277. My office, now!Copy !req
278. You know, if I were
a masked wrestlerCopy !req
279. I could've saved him from
the dishonorable consequencesCopy !req
280. of cheating.Copy !req
281. But I'm not.Copy !req
282. It's a very dangerous operation.Copy !req
283. But he won't make it if I don't
perform it immediate.Copy !req
284. - Mask-up with me.
- Doctor, I love you.Copy !req
285. There's no time for that now.Copy !req
286. I've got a mask to remove.Copy !req
287. Buena Girl loves watchingCopy !req
288. her favorite novellas
with her family.Copy !req
289. Not a maskoffome!Copy !req
290. Oh, The Flea can't look.Copy !req
291. Oh, but The Flea must look,
The Flea must!Copy !req
292. You know, I used to love
the emotion of novellasCopy !req
293. the wonderful poetic
world of masked lifeCopy !req
294. but that seems so long ago now.Copy !req
295. Now, I don't care.Copy !req
296. Buena Girl, gimme a break.Copy !req
297. You only got that el stupido
fortune donut yesterday.Copy !req
298. Fine, if that's the way
you want itCopy !req
299. I'm turning off the TV.Copy !req
300. Oh!Copy !req
301. The Flea needs a TVoffofme.Copy !req
302. Hey! Looks like
we're gonna need a new TV.Copy !req
303. That's Buena!Copy !req
304. Buena Girl's parents
scare The Flea.Copy !req
305. They are so happy.Copy !req
306. 'We tried honor, family,
and tradition'Copy !req
307. this is the
only thing left, the donut.Copy !req
308. With a new fortune in it.Copy !req
309. Um, excuse me,
is that a pomoberry?Copy !req
310. Because The Flea
loves pomoberry.Copy !req
311. This is for Buena Girl.Copy !req
312. Oh, Buena Girl?Copy !req
313. Look what I made for you.Copy !req
314. 'Your very own fortune donut.'Copy !req
315. Those are for masked Luchadors.Copy !req
316. Come on, Buena Girl,
don't you wanna eat the donut?Copy !req
317. I'm not hungry.Copy !req
318. Don't you wanna see
what your fortune is?Copy !req
319. No.Copy !req
320. Argh! Look, Buena Girl.Copy !req
321. I stayed up all nightCopy !req
322. making this stinking
fortune donut.Copy !req
323. Read the fortune!Copy !req
324. Okay, I'll read it for you.Copy !req
325. Buena Girl is a great
masked wrestler.Copy !req
326. You wrote that.Copy !req
327. Um, yeah, but that
doesn't make it wrong.Copy !req
328. It is wrong, the real
fortune donutCopy !req
329. said I was a disgrace.Copy !req
330. Argh!Copy !req
331. That's it, Buena Girl,
I have had it.Copy !req
332. I've tried to help you
get up on your feetCopy !req
333. and back into the ring.Copy !req
334. But maybe I'm the one
that's wrong.Copy !req
335. 'Maybe you're right to quit.'Copy !req
336. 'If you're gonna
give up so easily'Copy !req
337. 'maybe you're not cut out
to be a masked wrestler.'Copy !req
338. You don't deserve
to wear your mask.Copy !req
339. Take it off,
and throw it away!Copy !req
340. Hmmm.Copy !req
341. My mask, I, it's..Copy !req
342. I-I've never been
without my mask, I-I-I—Copy !req
343. Here, the charming
and effervescent FleaCopy !req
344. will help you throw
your mask away.Copy !req
345. I-I-I, I don't care what anyCopy !req
346. stinking fortune donut says.Copy !req
347. I am a masked wrestler,
and I'm proud.Copy !req
348. 'Nobody messes with my mask.'Copy !req
349. Uh-uh! Not even me.Copy !req
350. It's not right!Copy !req
351. I don't care what anybody says.Copy !req
352. I live my life by
The Code of Masked Wrestling.Copy !req
353. For I am Buena Girl..Copy !req
354. And I'm back.Copy !req
355. Thanks, guys, for showing me
the error of my ways.Copy !req
356. You're the most buena friends
a Buena Girl could ever have.Copy !req
357. Oh, no problema.Copy !req
358. But if fortune donuts
are never wrongCopy !req
359. then I must've gotten
somebody else's donut.Copy !req
360. I wonder who got my fortune.Copy !req
361. Gracias Senor Estupido,
come back soon.Copy !req
362. Not too soon.Copy !req
363. 'A fortune donut.'Copy !req
364. My favorite.Copy !req
365. You are a beautiful
and talented young woman.Copy !req
366. And will win the Miss Pre-Teen
Wrestling PageantCopy !req
367. three more times.Copy !req
368. Ah! It's a dream come true.Copy !req
369. Brrrrrr, go!Copy !req
370. Mucha Lucha!Copy !req