Ms. Pat Settles It 2x9

1. - Hey, y'all. I'm Ms. Pat.

2. - All rise.

3. - And I know the inside of a courtroom.

4. I'm a convicted felon with a GED.

5. Now I'm sitting on this side of the bench.

6. Y'all are killin' me.

7. These are real cases

8. with real money on the line.

9. And I'm bringing my own friends to court as my jury.

10. - What is this, "Looney Tunes"?

11. - Y'all may have started this mess.

12. But I'm going to settle it.

13. - I love this courtroom.

14. - All rise, 'cause court is back in session.

15. - All rise, for the judge whose

16. side-eye is more lethal than a Navy SEAL, Ms. Pat.

17. - Thank, y'all.

18. Y'all can have a seat.

19. Hey, jury. Hey.

20. - Do you know what they say?

21. You can tell a lot about a person

22. based on the type of chicken they eat.

23. - I like my chicken like I like my man, legs and thighs,

24. baby, legs and thighs.

25. - Bailiff, start the bailiffin', please.

26. - This is the case of Brennen versus McClinton.

27. - Plaintiff Byron Brennen is suing his ex, Briasha,

28. for $1,497.86 after she ghosted him on a surprise

29. Disney World birthday getaway, leaving him to foot the bill.

30. - Look, he got that Easter shirt on.

31. - But defendant Briasha McClinton

32. says Byron is telling lies.

33. She planned on going.

34. But right before the trip, she saw a text

35. message pop up on Byron's phone

36. and said, no way to the vacay.

37. - Before we get started, this is a jury of my peers.

38. I may or may not use them, OK?

39. They just here to make sure my wig cap don't show.

40. All right, Brennen, can you tell me why we're here today?

41. - I am suing my ex for $1,497.86

42. that I need back today.

43. - Damn.

44. - OK.

45. - I had a trip.

46. I was trying to plan for my ex, my family,

47. so we can go down for her birthday.

48. - Her birthday? - Yes, ma'am.

49. I texted her.

50. And I was like, baby mama, you want

51. to go to Disney World with me?

52. - Mm-hmm.

53. - We talked about it.

54. She was going to go half with me.

55. We agreed on the $1,497.86.

56. Then, next thing you know, I got ghosted.

57. - Ooh, OK.

58. - After you ordered the trip already.

59. - Yes, sir.

60. - Well, y'all was going to fly or drive?

61. - We was going to drive down.

62. - Did you pull up with that outfit on?

63. - No, ma'am.

64. - All right, Bri, tell me your side of the story.

65. - So let's be real.

66. He never told me exactly when the trip was going to happen.

67. I was supposed to take off work and my son

68. to take out of school with what?

69. I obviously don't think I should pay him.

70. He could have just bought me a bottle of Don

71. and took his son for the weekend.

72. - Let me ask you this, Byron.

73. - Yes, ma'am.

74. - Can you tell me, why did you really want to go on this trip?

75. - Listen, it was supposed to be a surprise birthday trip.

76. - She surprised you, all right.

77. - Hell, yeah.

78. - Listen, I can't do nothing nice for my ex and my son,

79. trying to get my family back?

80. Like—

81. - Oh, you trying to get your family back.

82. - That's what I'm talking about, man.

83. - How you going to plan a trip and not give nobody details?

84. And you just show up and think she's going to be ready to go.

85. She don't know what day to leave.

86. - I gave her the dates, Your Honor.

87. - She just said she didn't get no dates.

88. - I've got evidence.

89. - OK, let me see this, baby, because I just don't understand

90. how you not know the date.

91. Can you come on, Kourtlyn? - Hold on.

92. I got to get it together now.

93. Hold on.

94. Shit, he got a whole novel over here.

95. - OK, Babymomma, you tryna to go to Disney World wimme?

96. - Yes, when we going and how much?

97. Tryna to go round yo birthday.

98. OK, just let me know the day and we going.

99. February 29th through March 5th.

100. - Yikes. - Ohh.

101. - That's—

102. - Nah. - He's got the the date.

103. - You told me you didn't get a date.

104. - I did not get these messages, Your Honor.

105. - Why did you ghost him?

106. That's what I want to know.

107. - This man got a whole fiancée.

108. - What?

109. Oh, my goodness. - What?

110. - He came over to my house one night.

111. I had cooked dinner.

112. And he came over there to see his son and everything.

113. His phone just kept blowing up, kept blowing up,

114. kept blowing up. He went in the bathroom.

115. Next thing I know, I see a message from somebody, saying,

116. I miss you.

117. And I can't wait to see you again.

118. - What?

119. - This what we doing?

120. - Wait a minute. - That's not OK.

121. - Wait a minute.

122. Were you engaged when was trying

123. to take her to Disney World?

124. - No, that happened after that.

125. - Oh, god.

126. - If she wanted you back right now, would you take her back?

127. - Absolutely.

128. - Well, what about your fiancée?

129. - It's only been two weeks.

130. - Two weeks?

131. OK, Byron, I got something for you.

132. Your fiancée is here.

133. - I love this courtroom.

134. Yes. Yes.

135. - Your fiancée is not here.

136. - Oh, man.

137. - Look at you.

138. Your prescription just left your glasses, didn't it?

139. - Ray J, please tell me what you think about this.

140. - I think that he was at a crossroads.

141. You blocked him.

142. And he was waiting.

143. - Ray J, what the are you talking about?

144. You talking about the crossroad.

145. I'm about to start singing Bone Thugs-N-Harmony.

146. - Well, I do feel like, that they still

147. have some sexual chemistry amongst each other

148. because she entertained the thought of going.

149. - Ooh, OK.

150. Do you have anything to say before I make my decision?

151. - She agreed to pay half.

152. - She did. - She did.

153. - Whatever. I would have blocked him, too.

154. I'm finna block him right now.

155. And I ain't got his number.

156. - What about you?

157. Do you have anything to say?

158. - At the end of the day, he's an amazing father.

159. Don't get me wrong. He is.

160. Anything that our child needs, he pays for.

161. He was my dog.

162. But he didn't even tell me he was engaged.

163. - Before that text came through,

164. was you thinking about getting back with him?

165. If you would have went to Disney World—

166. - We maybe. But—

167. - This is ridiculous.

168. I need a shot of Don now.

169. He done roll me out.

170. - I've made my decision.

171. I'm ruling in favor of the plaintiff.

172. You asked for $1,496.

173. And I'm going to give you half, $748.93.

174. You agreed to pay your half.

175. And I'm going to tax you an asshole tax.

176. You like to play games.

177. You want to be a daddy one day?

178. You want to cheat.

179. You want to be a boyfriend.

180. This is a grown-ass woman you're playing with.

181. You need to start acting like a grown-ass man.

182. And stop looking like you're shocked.

183. Get the hell out of my courtroom.

184. - You are dismissed.

185. - Everybody's been in that situation

186. where you might want your ex to hit it.

187. Then you change your mind.

188. So you block them.

189. - They could have hit it in the living room.

190. They ain't have to go to Disney World to hit it.

191. - I believe they did.

192. - She invited me to a Drake concert.

193. But my flight got delayed, like, an hour.

194. And she left me stranded at the airport.

195. - And you want her to miss a concert because you

196. can't get your stuff together.

197. - Y'all act like I flew the damn plane.

198. I didn't—

199. - Who are you hollering at?

200. - Can I tell y'all?

201. I like my jury like I like my man.

202. - Huh.

203. - I seen you in your underwear yesterday.

204. - I had to make it look like an accident.

205. Oh, Ms. Pat, I didn't see you standing over there.

206. - Bailiff, get to bailiffin'.

207. - This is the case of Williams versus Goins.

208. - Plaintiff Ayanna Williams is suing her sister Kiani

209. for $609 after she flew to Atlanta

210. for a Drake concert

211. only to have Kiani strand her at the airport

212. and go to the show solo.

213. Defendant Kiani Goins says she's getting a bad rap.

214. Her sis is a flake and never confirmed for Drake.

215. She's not paying for Ayanna's champagne papi problem.

216. - All right, Ayanna, tell me why you're here today.

217. - I'm here to sue my sister for $609

218. because she invited me to Atlanta

219. to go to a Drake concert.

220. I bought the ticket, got here.

221. And she left me stranded at the airport.

222. - Did you tell your sister when you fly in you was going

223. to need her to pick you up?

224. - Yes, she knew that.

225. - I was a student.

226. But I was like, OK, I can come after class.

227. So I booked the flight the day of the concert.

228. So I was like, I'ma let you know when I land.

229. She's like, OK.

230. But my flight got delayed, like, an hour.

231. So I text her.

232. I'm like, my flight just landed.

233. I'm about to get my bags. You can come get me.

234. She's like, oh, we already here.

235. Like, what do you mean, you already here?

236. She already went to the concert.

237. And she basically was just like, oh, whatever.

238. I'm here.

239. You're not, whatever.

240. - Not true.

241. - Kiani, tell me your side of the story.

242. - Your Honor, I'm here today because I don't feel like I

243. owe my sister any money.

244. I had my ticket in advance.

245. I planned in advance.

246. And she decided to do everything the day of,

247. which was really last minute.

248. She does have a history of being flaky.

249. There's been a time where she actually flew down to Atlanta.

250. We were supposed to go out.

251. And she went with her boyfriend and didn't say anything.

252. - My boyfriend not Drake, though.

253. If it's Drake, I'ma be there.

254. - You got proof of this ticket you bought?

255. - Yes, ma'am, I do. - All right.

256. - What time did your flight land?

257. - My flight landed at, like, 6:50.

258. - And what time the concert was?

259. - The concert started at 8:00.

260. - Are you familiar with Atlanta?

261. - Yeah.

262. - If you got somewhere to be at 8:00 and you land at 6:50—

263. - I'm not the pilot.

264. - It's impossible.

265. - You got to walk six miles just to get your bag.

266. - Yeah, yeah.

267. - By the time you got to that door for her to pick you up,

268. it had to be 8:00.

269. - I was willing to be late.

270. - If you would have told me your flight

271. going to be an hour late, I would have been like, F you.

272. - Kiani, did you ever let your sister know,

273. girl, I'm leaving for the concert right now?

274. - I did, I did. - No, you didn't.

275. - As soon as you landed.

276. And she said, I landed.

277. - No, I got the text messages, ma'am.

278. - Let me see.

279. - I got the text messages, ma'am.

280. She said, I'm already on the way.

281. She didn't text me beforehand.

282. I was still going to get the text whenever I turned

283. my phone off airplane mode.

284. - OK, so you text your sister, you got your ticket yet?

285. I just landed.

286. I'm finna get my bag.

287. We already here.

288. We came early to beat traffic.

289. Girl, what the?

290. I'm finna call you 'cause I'm getting off the plane.

291. - Because, girl, what the?

292. - But girl, what the to you,

293. because I told you, you didn't let me know if you

294. actually got the ticket. - I mean—

295. - I been prepared.

296. - How you get to her house from the airport?

297. - She pick me up.

298. - You should have played Drake the whole ride.

299. - I did.

300. And we showed the video.

301. - I was gonna say, she was doing more than playing him.

302. - Yes.

303. - She had that video.

304. - Oh, yeah, baby.

305. - All right, I'm going to give this to my jury.

306. - You are very inconsiderate.

307. You want her to miss the concert because you

308. can't get your stuff together.

309. - You want everybody else—

310. - To cater to you.

311. —to cater to you and your last minute-ness.

312. Next time, always leave her.

313. - But you being late, you see what it did?

314. You see what it did?

315. - I didn't make it to the concert.

316. - Yeah, him and Kendrick started fighting.

317. - That's my fault?

318. - This is bigger than—

319. it ripples.

320. Ripples create waves.

321. - That was September.

322. They just started beefing.

323. - Ripples, waves.

324. - Oh, my gosh.

325. - Ayanna, any final thoughts you want to say to me?

326. - I just feel like I was trying to be a college student

327. first and be outside second.

328. And I should have been on time.

329. But that wasn't my fault.

330. - You got to start taking some accountability for yourself.

331. - I take accountability.

332. Y'all act like I flew the damn plane.

333. I didn't— - Who are you hollering at?

334. Who are you hollering at?

335. - That's not my fault. The pilot, I don't

336. know what they had going on.

337. - Any final words you want to say to her before I

338. go make this decision?

339. - I don't think I owe her because I planned in advance.

340. I got everything that I needed.

341. I let her know in advance.

342. She decided to do everything the day of, last minute.

343. So I don't understand how I have to pay her for that.

344. - OK.

345. Ayanna, you bought your flight and your ticket

346. at the last minute, which totaled to be $609 for both.

347. But you're known to be late.

348. And you do things at the last minute.

349. Kiana, you say your sister is a flake.

350. All she do is say what she going to do

351. and don't do nothing.

352. And you say, you had a good, old time at that concert,

353. didn't you, girl? - I did.

354. I sure did. - Yeah.

355. With that said, I come to my final decision.

356. And I'm going to settle this once and for all.

357. I'm ruling in favor of—

358. —the defendant, Kiani.

359. You don't have to pay your sister anything

360. because you don't plan well.

361. The only thing you should invite this girl to

362. is Thanksgiving, because everybody late at Thanksgiving.

363. - True.

364. - At least you're consistent.

365. - Yeah.

366. - Yeah.

367. I just settled it.

368. - You are dismissed.

369. - You know why I know she was always late?

370. She didn't even have on a whole pair of panties.

371. She just had a string up her ass.

372. - There was nothing wrong with the car.

373. It was immaculate.

374. - One thing I know is, you made this receipt.

375. Transmission is spelled wrong on here.

376. - One thing I know how to spell is transmission.

377. - All right, jury, your job is to be funny.

378. And my job is to be funnier.

379. - OK. - We clear?

380. - I'm going to keep it 100 this time.

381. - All right. Stay in your lane.

382. Let's go.

383. - OK. - Fast lane.

384. - Start bailiffin', bailiff.

385. - This is the case of Mattox versus Campbell.

386. - Plaintiffs Debbie and Ben Mattox are suing their cousin

387. for $5,000, the amount they're owed for a car they sold him.

388. But he never paid.

389. - Oh, there you go.

390. - I got drip for sale.

391. - Defendant Willie Campbell says the ride

392. they sold him was a lemon.

393. They shouldn't squeeze his finances

394. for a car with no juice.

395. - Do you swear to tell the truth,

396. the whole truth, nothing but the truth, so help you God?

397. - All right, Debbie and Benjamin,

398. please tell me why you're here.

399. - Your Honor, we're here to sue our cousin Willie for $5,000.

400. We sold him a Lincoln MKX for $7,000.

401. And he only made two payments of $1,750 and $250.

402. And we're here to collect our money.

403. - With all that jewelry on, you ain't got $5,000?

404. - Oh, I got the money.

405. That's not the problem.

406. The car was messed up.

407. What happened was, I ended up buying this Lincoln from them.

408. I wanted to add it to my fleet.

409. I got a Turo business.

410. I have high-end luxury cars.

411. And I have low-end cars.

412. As soon as I add it to my feet, like, a day afterwards,

413. the customer called me back.

414. And they told me that the AC went out.

415. - Hmm. - Ooh.

416. - I bring it back to my shop.

417. I go ahead and fix the AC.

418. I'm like, OK, it's nothing major,

419. and put it back out on the road.

420. After that, the engine went out,

421. the transmission, everything.

422. - You got a receipt?

423. - Yeah.

424. - His own body shop.

425. - You own this body shop?

426. - Yes, ma'am.

427. - Where he can make receipts.

428. - I don't got to make a receipt.

429. - You took it to your body shop?

430. - Yeah, of course.

431. Oh, I don't want any bullshit.

432. - See, Willie, see, one thing I know is, you made this receipt.

433. Transmission is spelled wrong on here.

434. - You right, Ms. Pat, because one thing I know how to spell

435. is transmission.

436. - Come on, that's right.

437. - I mean, you out here looking like Mr. T's grandson.

438. So why didn't you get rid of the car?

439. - Because he wanted it.

440. - OK.

441. - And that's my godson.

442. - Let me have the promissory note.

443. So out of $5,000, Willie only paid $1,750?

444. - Yes, but then he only made one payment of $250.

445. After that, we tried calling him.

446. He didn't answer the phone.

447. - Did you ever call Ms. Debbie and Benjamin and say,

448. hey, this car is acting up.

449. The AC went out on a client.

450. Then you said the engine went out.

451. And then you said the transmission went out.

452. And did you ever return the car?

453. - No, I spoke to them one time and told

454. them what was going on.

455. - Oh, no, he's lying. You know what?

456. - Literally—

457. - You going to go to hell.

458. You going to go to hell.

459. - They ghosted on me.

460. - Let me tell you why I know you're lying.

461. These middle-aged people don't know what the hell ghost means.

462. If you say ghost to these people,

463. they really think their ancestors coming back.

464. - Why would we block him when we want our money?

465. - That's what I want to know.

466. Why would they block you if they wanted the money?

467. - I don't know.

468. I think they blocked me because they

469. knew the car was messed up.

470. - Now, listen here. Y'all are under oath.

471. Shirley Caesar, and T.D. Jakes, tell the truth.

472. Did y'all secretly know that there was

473. something wrong with this car and that's why

474. you got rid of it? - No.

475. - I believe them. Let me tell you something.

476. The most important words on this contract is, as is.

477. - Yep, yep.

478. - Willie, do you know what as is mean?

479. - It means as the car is.

480. - OK, so if it means as the car is, why your ass

481. didn't pay them for the car?

482. - Because I feel like it's a 24-hour lemon law.

483. They sold me a lemon.

484. - What?

485. - How long did he have this car?

486. - Ms. Pat, he had it long enough to make

487. the $250 payment.

488. - Exactly.

489. So you had it more than 24 hours.

490. What are you talking about?

491. - That was when the first incident happened.

492. - If you didn't want it no more, all you had to do

493. was take it back.

494. - Come on, Willie.

495. - So where's the car now?

496. - I sold it for parts. - What?

497. Come on. - Wait.

498. - Get out of here.

499. - Are you kidding me?

500. - So you sold it for parts and made money off of it.

501. But you ain't paid them their money.

502. - What?

503. - Debbie and Ben Mattox are suing their cousin,

504. Willie Campbell, for $5,000 over

505. the Lincoln SUV they sold him.

506. Willie claims the car's a POS.

507. So he's not paying.

508. Ms. Pat's about to decide if this Lincoln

509. is worth a pretty penny.

510. - So where's the car now?

511. - I sold it for parts.

512. - So you sold it for parts and made money off of it.

513. But you ain't paid them their money.

514. - I had to.

515. The parts were not going to get that much,

516. you know what I mean? I sold it like a junk car.

517. It was like $1,000 or something.

518. - What?

519. - Why don't you just say, Auntie, y'all need

520. to come get the car? - I felt scammed.

521. - What?

522. - OK, let me go to my jury.

523. - Two words, as is.

524. - You know what?

525. You scamming every woman in Texas with that fake beard.

526. - How black is your beard without that Sharpie in it?

527. - The audacity to come in here with them chains on

528. and them rings and that watch.

529. Three bands is loud.

530. - Five. It's five.

531. - You brought them all out.

532. - Quavo, please pay these people.

533. - What's your relationship with Willie now?

534. - I looked out for him as a young buck his whole life.

535. He changed on me.

536. - I can see that.

537. - Now, I just want to get paid.

538. And we go on like we used to be before.

539. You still my little cousin, man, you know?

540. - Willie, how's your relationship with them?

541. - I just feel like they scammed me.

542. I felt like the car was already messed up.

543. Maybe they needed the money.

544. I gave them a little money.

545. - All righty, I've come to my final decision.

546. And I'm going to settle this once and for all.

547. I'm ruling in the favor of—

548. —the plaintiff,

549. Gabby and Benjamin Mattox.

550. - Thank you.

551. - Willie, you are ordered to pay Debbie and Benjamin $5,000.

552. - And a pinky ring.

553. - Thank you, Ms. Pat.

554. - When you do right by people, you continue to be blessed.

555. But you greedy.

556. You the only one want to be looking like Mr. T Junior

557. with a ring on their finger.

558. You going to floss it like you got it going on.

559. And you probably do have it going on.

560. Don't shit on other people because you up, because what

561. goes up must come down.

562. - That's right. - That's right.

563. - And with that said, I just settled it.

564. Now get out of my courtroom.

565. - You are dismissed.

566. - Thank you.

567. - Hey, I love how y'all dress alike.

568. - They got that royal blue on, baby.

569. They royal today.

570. - Them chains is way too much to handle.

571. I can't.

572. - Ray J, you know that shit wasn't real.

573. - That shit about real as me.

574. - Next time on "Ms. Pat Settles It"--

575. - He went out, crashed the vehicle.

576. This is my baby.

577. 20-inch rims, red interior seats, dual panoramic

578. roof, ooh.

579. - You talk about this car like it's good sex.

580. Has Vivian ever done a photo shoot for you?

581. - She always offering to take pictures of this man.

582. - Girl, your ex-husband about to be your stepdaddy.

583. - My nephew made me go bald.

584. - Carlos, you and this man got the same beard.

585. - No, we don't.