1. - Hey, y'all. I'm Ms. Pat.Copy !req
2. - All rise!Copy !req
3. - And I know
the inside of a courtroom.Copy !req
4. I'm a convicted felon
with a GED.Copy !req
5. Now I'm sitting
on this side of the bench.Copy !req
6. Y'all are killing me!Copy !req
7. These are real cases
with real money on the line,Copy !req
8. and I'm bringing my own friends
to court as my jury.Copy !req
9. - Whoa, what is this,
"Looney Tunes"?Copy !req
10. - Y'all may have started
this mess,Copy !req
11. but I'm gonna settle it.
- I love this courtroom!Copy !req
12. - All rise, 'cause court
is back in session.Copy !req
13. - She has gone from judging
crackhead dance battlesCopy !req
14. in the hood
to real-life court cases.Copy !req
15. All rise for the multifaceted
Ms. Pat!Copy !req
16. - Hello.Copy !req
17. Y'all can be seated.Copy !req
18. So how are y'all doing, jury?
- Great.Copy !req
19. - Looking beautiful, Judge.Copy !req
20. - Ray J, I'm old enough
to be your mother.Copy !req
21. Enough with the compliments.
- I'm really— no, I'm really—Copy !req
22. - I don't want
a little Norwood.Copy !req
23. - OK.
- I don't even want no wood.Copy !req
24. - Well, that's why
we're not a hung jury today.Copy !req
25. - Bailiff, get to bailiffing.Copy !req
26. - This is the case of
Hodges versus Hilton.Copy !req
27. You may now enter.Copy !req
28. - Plaintiff Michelle Hodges
is suing her friend MonikaCopy !req
29. for $3,700,
claiming she was injuredCopy !req
30. when her chair collapsed
while reviewingCopy !req
31. her friend's burgers on
a live feed at Monika's house.Copy !req
32. - That's an
"I ain't playing" walk.Copy !req
33. - Defendant and chef MonikaCopy !req
34. says Michelle's buns
broke her chairCopy !req
35. after acting cheesy
over her cookingCopy !req
36. and is
countersuing for $1,500Copy !req
37. to squash this burger beef.Copy !req
38. - Before we get started,
I just want to let y'all know,Copy !req
39. this is a jury of my peers, OK?Copy !req
40. I'ma use them as I see fit.Copy !req
41. I'm probably not gonna use
Ray J at all.Copy !req
42. But he's here, and we love him.Copy !req
43. OK, Ms. Hodges, can you tell me
why we're here today?Copy !req
44. - I'm suing my ex-friend Monika
for $3,700Copy !req
45. for a fall I incurred
at her house.Copy !req
46. I was over there reviewing
some burgers for her online.Copy !req
47. - And so, it tastes so good
that you fell?Copy !req
48. - No, well, I was on the stool,Copy !req
49. and I was just
reviewing the burger,Copy !req
50. just tasting it,
and next thing I know,Copy !req
51. I had collapsed on the floor.
The chair had fell into pieces.Copy !req
52. - That chair said,
it."Copy !req
53. - OK, Monika,
what's your side of the story?Copy !req
54. You make burgers so good,
it knock big bitches out?Copy !req
55. - I'll take it.
I'll take that, Your Honor.Copy !req
56. You ever heard the term,
"So good,Copy !req
57. it makes you wanna
slap your mama?"Copy !req
58. Well, she slapped herself
on the floor.Copy !req
59. - No, I—Copy !req
60. - As she was describing
the burger,Copy !req
61. she was gyrating
and carrying on in the chair.Copy !req
62. - She was gyrating?
- Yes, she was gyrating.Copy !req
63. - I'm a Christian,
I don't gyrate.Copy !req
64. - You gyrating right now.
Come on.Copy !req
65. - Michelle,
how many bites did you takeCopy !req
66. before the stool collapsed?Copy !req
67. - It's on the videotape.
Y'all ain't got the videotape?Copy !req
68. - Please let me see this video.Copy !req
69. - The turkey burger
up there with Jesus.Copy !req
70. Kaiser roll said,
"Well, I am bread."Copy !req
71. - Oh!Copy !req
72. - Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
73. - Girl, you got the hell up
out of there, didn't you?Copy !req
74. Well, when did she finally
tell you that she was hurt?Copy !req
75. - About 11 months later.Copy !req
76. - 11 months?
- 11 months?Copy !req
77. - That's a lie.
That's a lie.Copy !req
78. - What are you suing her for?
- My hospital bill.Copy !req
79. Ms. Pat, I had to go
to an urgent care.Copy !req
80. They said I had
soft tissue injury, bursitis.Copy !req
81. I coulda broke a bone, but my
bones are very deep in here,Copy !req
82. so—
- You my size.Copy !req
83. They're real deep.
They buried.Copy !req
84. So let me ask you
something, Monika.Copy !req
85. Do you think she was injured?Copy !req
86. - Absolutely not.
- Ooh.Copy !req
87. - What?
- Let me tell you why.Copy !req
88. My husband and a friend
peeled her up off the floor.Copy !req
89. - Peeled her up?Copy !req
90. - What is this, "Looney Tunes?"Copy !req
91. - So the turkey burger
was for our live,Copy !req
92. but what I have prepared
for my daughter and ICopy !req
93. to eat was a crab boil.Copy !req
94. - So after you peeled her
off the floor,Copy !req
95. she got back up and ate again?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
96. - So— so you fell down
and created another appetite?Copy !req
97. - Yeah.
Well, it take a lot to get up.Copy !req
98. You know, I had to get over,
roll over, and bounce back up.Copy !req
99. It's hard to get up.
We rock and rock.Copy !req
100. I said,
"I'ma rock myself to sleep."Copy !req
101. - He reenacting
the fall behind you.Copy !req
102. - Ma'am, you was doing this.Copy !req
103. - So you ain't been back
for another plate?Copy !req
104. - No, no, no.
I can't risk my life over food.Copy !req
105. - She did, Your Honor.
- Ma'am, ma'am.Copy !req
106. - She just didn't sit.Copy !req
107. Can I show you
what my floor looked like?Copy !req
108. - OK.Copy !req
109. - Damn.
- That was poor quality.Copy !req
110. - She knocked the wood
off the floor?Copy !req
111. - Oh, yeah.
It's a mess.Copy !req
112. So I'm countersuing Michelle
because, when she fell,Copy !req
113. she scratched up
my hardwood floorsCopy !req
114. and everything.Copy !req
115. - How much are you
countersuing her for?Copy !req
116. - $1,500.
- Please.Copy !req
117. For them floors,
them plastic floors you had?Copy !req
118. - Oh, yeah.
- Did I mention?Copy !req
119. - OK.Copy !req
120. Carmen, please tell me
what you think about this.Copy !req
121. - They always
criticize skinny chefs,Copy !req
122. but she's thin, and she did
that thing with that burger.Copy !req
123. I want one.
I want to fall out.Copy !req
124. Shit, I'm hungry.Copy !req
125. - It's all about the fall.
You got the cushion?Copy !req
126. You got the cushion
for the pushin'.Copy !req
127. - Michelle, do you have
any final remarksCopy !req
128. about this burger
that knocked you off your ass?Copy !req
129. - I would like to say,
Ms. Pat,Copy !req
130. that I was truly,
truly injured.Copy !req
131. I've got a suffering soul.Copy !req
132. And so because of that,
I do believeCopy !req
133. that I should be awarded
my damages,Copy !req
134. and maybe some more,
if you see fit.Copy !req
135. - Don't see that far,
Your Honor.Copy !req
136. Don't see that far.Copy !req
137. - Monika,
what's your final wordsCopy !req
138. before I make my decision?Copy !req
139. - I think mostly her pride
was injuredCopy !req
140. because when I pulled out
that seafood platter...Copy !req
141. - The aches and pains left.
- That's right.Copy !req
142. - OK, I'm gonna settle this
once and for all.Copy !req
143. I'm ruling in favor of...Copy !req
144. You, Michelle.
Yes.Copy !req
145. Monika, I order you
to pay MichelleCopy !req
146. $200 for some groceries.Copy !req
147. - What?Copy !req
148. - To make another burger.Copy !req
149. 'Cause neither of y'all
deserve anything.Copy !req
150. - It all can't feed me
but one meal.Copy !req
151. - One meal knocked you out.Copy !req
152. This one meal
will pick you back up.Copy !req
153. Now get your ass out of here.
I just settled it.Copy !req
154. - You are dismissed.
- Bye-bye.Copy !req
155. - Bye, y'all.
- Watch out.Copy !req
156. There's a chair back there.Copy !req
157. I'm a plus-size woman,
so when I goCopy !req
158. to people houses,
I got to shake some stuffCopy !req
159. to make sure it don't crumble.Copy !req
160. - It's kind of like this chairCopy !req
161. I been doing this whole time
I been here.Copy !req
162. - I'm tired of hearing it cry.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
163. - Wait a minute.Copy !req
164. Wait a minute now.Copy !req
165. - I wanted her to show up
looking like Kelly Rowland.Copy !req
166. - This is what
he wanted you to look like.Copy !req
167. What Kelly Rowland
did you show up looking like?Copy !req
168. - Oh, hell no.Copy !req
169. - Y'all gotta stop.Copy !req
170. - How you doing, jury?Copy !req
171. - I would like to break
for recess.Copy !req
172. - I would like you to sit down.Copy !req
173. - Karlous,
don't make me eat you.Copy !req
174. And you over there looking like
an M&M with no nuts.Copy !req
175. - Oh.Copy !req
176. - That's 'cause the nuts
are on the bottom.Copy !req
177. All right, I love you guys,Copy !req
178. but let's get
to bailiffing, bailiff.Copy !req
179. - This is the case of
Easley versus Collins.Copy !req
180. - Don't even trip
out there, dog.Copy !req
181. - Plaintiff and rapperCopy !req
182. Chris Easley is suing
his friend DionnaCopy !req
183. for $2,500,
the deposit he paid herCopy !req
184. to star in his music video,Copy !req
185. but when she arrived
for the shoot,Copy !req
186. she came with a terrible look
and ruined the vibe.Copy !req
187. Defendant Dionna Collins says
she came lookingCopy !req
188. exactly like Chris
asked her to,Copy !req
189. so she's countersuing
for $2,500,Copy !req
190. the rest of the money
she's owedCopy !req
191. since she did her job.Copy !req
192. - Chris, tell me why
we're here today.Copy !req
193. - I am here today because I am
suing Dionna CollinsCopy !req
194. AKA Black Diamond
for $2,500Copy !req
195. that I paid her as a deposit
for my latest music videoCopy !req
196. because she breached
the contract.Copy !req
197. In the contract, it stated
that I wanted herCopy !req
198. to show up
looking like Kelly Rowland.Copy !req
199. There was a reference photo
that I showed her.Copy !req
200. I wanted her to have,
you know,Copy !req
201. soft glam, very natural.Copy !req
202. She showed up looking
the total opposite.Copy !req
203. So I'm here
to get my money back.Copy !req
204. - Dionna, tell me why
you're here today.Copy !req
205. - I was booked
by Mr. Chris EasleyCopy !req
206. to do a feature
and a video, right?Copy !req
207. Listen, I don't know
which Kelly Rowland he wanted.Copy !req
208. I gave the Kelly Rowland I had.
OK.Copy !req
209. - Maybe a little Kelly Price.Copy !req
210. - I booked a stylist.
I showed up.Copy !req
211. - And there was a dilemma.
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
212. - Quiet, please.Copy !req
213. - I'm sorry.
I tried.Copy !req
214. - Here's the thing.Copy !req
215. I'm countersuing him
for the remaining balanceCopy !req
216. of our contract
because he's in breach.Copy !req
217. Because I showed up, OK?Copy !req
218. I did what was needed
to be done.Copy !req
219. - How much are you
countersuing him for, baby?Copy !req
220. - $2,500.
- OK.Copy !req
221. What was the total payment
that he hired you for?Copy !req
222. - I charged him $5,000.
- You charged him $5,000.Copy !req
223. And what was you gonna do
in this videoCopy !req
224. looking like Kelly Rowland?
Was you gonna lip-synch?Copy !req
225. - Well, I'm a rap artist.
- OK.Copy !req
226. - I'm a celebrity artist, OK?Copy !req
227. So he figured that
by booking me,Copy !req
228. that would help his platform.Copy !req
229. - And did y'all
have a contract?Copy !req
230. - Yeah.Copy !req
231. - You hand it to Ms. Patricia.
I mean, Ms. Pat.Copy !req
232. - OK, this is the contract.Copy !req
233. Black Diamond will be
performing her versionCopy !req
234. of a feature
on Chris Easley song,Copy !req
235. "Get Rich," and is
required to show upCopy !req
236. with a soft glam makeup beam.Copy !req
237. It don't say you were looking
for Kelly in this.Copy !req
238. Did you want her to look
like Kelly Rowland,Copy !req
239. or did you want her
to come out with soft glam?Copy !req
240. - I sent her a reference photo
of how I wanted her to look...Copy !req
241. - Let me see that photo.Copy !req
242. - The documents of
what I wanted her to look like.Copy !req
243. And she didn't look shit
like that.Copy !req
244. - Were you dressing as Nelly?
- Huh?Copy !req
245. - Was it like— that the vibe?Copy !req
246. Were you gonna be Nelly
'cause she look like that,Copy !req
247. the vibe?
- Quiet in court.Copy !req
248. - Dang.
I'm sorry, "Bridgerton."Copy !req
249. - So this is what
he wanted you to look like?Copy !req
250. - So let me ask you something.Copy !req
251. What Kelly Rowland
did you show up looking like?Copy !req
252. - I have pictures.Copy !req
253. - So did he ask you to lookCopy !req
254. like Kelly Rowland
or soft glam?Copy !req
255. - He said soft glam.
- Oh, hell no.Copy !req
256. - Y'all gotta stop!Copy !req
257. - That is not soft glam.Copy !req
258. - That's that glam glam
right there.Copy !req
259. - Yeah,
tell me something, baby.Copy !req
260. - My stylist did it.Copy !req
261. I paid her $2,500 to style me.
- Wow.Copy !req
262. - You paid somebody $2,500
to make you lookCopy !req
263. like you work at
UniverSoul Circus?Copy !req
264. - I was about to say that!
I was just about to say that.Copy !req
265. - It's giving me more of
Chris Tucker "Fifth Element."Copy !req
266. - I was thinking
the same thing!Copy !req
267. - I was thinking more of
"Hunger Games."Copy !req
268. - No.
- OK.Copy !req
269. - Did she end up in your video?
- She didn't.Copy !req
270. I sent her ass home.Copy !req
271. She walked off,
and she was like,Copy !req
272. "This is not how
you treat a celebrity."Copy !req
273. I was like...
- Yeah.Copy !req
274. - "Celebrities will not show upCopy !req
275. "looking a fool
and the total oppositeCopy !req
276. of what's in the contract."Copy !req
277. - All right,
I'ma go to my jury.Copy !req
278. - The contract says soft glam.
She showed up hard as hell.Copy !req
279. I don't think nobody
should get shit.Copy !req
280. - Well,
since Drapes tried it...Copy !req
281. - "Bridgerton."Copy !req
282. - Drapes wanted
to have, like a, you know,Copy !req
283. overall clean look,
and that's whatCopy !req
284. you should have just provided.Copy !req
285. - He's right by saying what
he wants you to look like.Copy !req
286. It's his project.Copy !req
287. I can't show up to a movie
looking a certain wayCopy !req
288. and dress the way
I wanna dress,Copy !req
289. other than Ms. Pat
letting us wear our clothesCopy !req
290. because she don't wanna
buy us clothes.Copy !req
291. - Can I say something?
- Yes.Copy !req
292. - Can I say something?Copy !req
293. Ms. Black Diamond,
don't let nobodyCopy !req
294. who tuck their nipples
in a waist trainerCopy !req
295. tell you nothing about...
- Never did.Copy !req
296. - What you got going on.
- OK.Copy !req
297. - So, Chris, you hired Dionna
for your music video,Copy !req
298. and you told her
you wanted soft glam.Copy !req
299. She got straight out of the car
looking like RuPaulCopy !req
300. with a whole bunch of makeup,Copy !req
301. and he said, "That ain't
what I told you to do".Copy !req
302. You countersuing him
because you wantCopy !req
303. the rest of your money,Copy !req
304. and I understand that too.Copy !req
305. So I've come to my decision.Copy !req
306. I'm ruling in favor of...Copy !req
307. Nobody.
- Mm.Copy !req
308. Mm-mm-mm.Copy !req
309. - Neither one of y'all
get nothing.Copy !req
310. Chris, you gave her $2,500,Copy !req
311. but when she showed up,
you told her to go home.Copy !req
312. Had she performed,
you would have hadCopy !req
313. to give her the other $2,500.Copy !req
314. He told you to come soft glam
looking like Kelly Rowland,Copy !req
315. you just showed up
with too much makeup on.Copy !req
316. At least you got the deposit.Copy !req
317. I will say this to you—Copy !req
318. if you don't take nothing
away from this today,Copy !req
319. you should take
what Tamar said to you.Copy !req
320. - What did she say?
- Ooh, no.Copy !req
321. - You should change your
new rapper name to Drapes.Copy !req
322. Get your ass out of here.Copy !req
323. - You are dismissed.
- Bye, Drapes.Copy !req
324. - You say this,
"Hey, get out of here,"Copy !req
325. everybody do like this.Copy !req
326. Drapes.
Pull back the Drapes.Copy !req
327. Everybody pull back the Drapes.Copy !req
328. - Wait till Kelly Rowland
see this shit.Copy !req
329. - I'm here, Your Honor,
suing for my iPhone 14Copy !req
330. that she's broken.Copy !req
331. - And how many phones
she done broke?Copy !req
332. - This is the third one.
- What?Copy !req
333. - Aw, three phones?Copy !req
334. Come on, now, Sideshow Bob,Copy !req
335. you can't be doing
her phones like this.Copy !req
336. - Hey, y'all.
- Hey.Copy !req
337. - Looking good today.
- I got to be honest with you.Copy !req
338. Everybody come
in this courtroomCopy !req
339. don't deserve to have
a fair trial,Copy !req
340. but they do deserve to be
in frontCopy !req
341. of one of the hottest juries
out there.Copy !req
342. - That's right.
- Aww.Copy !req
343. - Ow.
- Y'all look good.Copy !req
344. All right, then, come on
and bring 'em in then,Copy !req
345. bailiff, and start bailiffing.Copy !req
346. - This is the case of
Robinson versus Edwards.Copy !req
347. You may now enter.Copy !req
348. - Plaintiff Kiera Robinson
is suing her ex, Dominique,Copy !req
349. for $999 to replace the phone
she says DominiqueCopy !req
350. destroyed in a jealous rage.Copy !req
351. Defendant Dominique Edwards
says Kiera was messing aroundCopy !req
352. behind her back, which is why
she doesn't owe a dimeCopy !req
353. to Kiera's cheating ass.Copy !req
354. - All right,
let's get it started.Copy !req
355. Kiera, tell us why
we're here today.Copy !req
356. - I'm here, Your Honor,
suing Dominique EdwardsCopy !req
357. for my iPhone 14 for $999.Copy !req
358. This is the third iPhone
that she's broken.Copy !req
359. - What?Copy !req
360. - And I don't feel like
I should have to pay for it.Copy !req
361. - So tell me, how did
this phone get broken?Copy !req
362. - I was asleep.Copy !req
363. She went through my phone.
- Oh.Copy !req
364. - Wow.
- Mm.Copy !req
365. - And she saw
some text messages,Copy !req
366. got upset, woke me up.Copy !req
367. She took the phone
and threw it at the wall.Copy !req
368. - Oh!
- Yes.Copy !req
369. And it broke.Copy !req
370. - Kiera, let me
ask you something.Copy !req
371. How y'all know each other?Copy !req
372. - We dated off and on
for seven years.Copy !req
373. - Seven years.Copy !req
374. So y'all been through
quite a few iPhones?Copy !req
375. - Hm, mm-hmm.Copy !req
376. - All right, Dominique,
let me hearCopy !req
377. what you got to say.Copy !req
378. - I don't believe
she should be suing me.Copy !req
379. She is a liar.
- Oh.Copy !req
380. - And I don't feel like
I should be paying for it.Copy !req
381. - And how many phones
she done broke?Copy !req
382. - This is the third one.
- What?Copy !req
383. - Aw, three phones?
Come on, now, Sideshow Bob.Copy !req
384. You can't be doing
her phones like this.Copy !req
385. - Did you just call
this lady Sideshow Bob?Copy !req
386. - I'm just saying,
it's the hair.Copy !req
387. You cute though.
Your hair cute.Copy !req
388. - Thank you.Copy !req
389. - So you went
through the phone,Copy !req
390. and you saw some text messages.Copy !req
391. You didn't look at the date,
you just read the messagesCopy !req
392. and went the hell off.Copy !req
393. - Ah, that's why
I say she's a liar.Copy !req
394. It was literally messages
from, like, the previous week.Copy !req
395. - Oh?
- What'd you see, girl?Copy !req
396. - We've been dating on and off,
and she was basicallyCopy !req
397. having a whole relationship
going on.Copy !req
398. - Oh!
- No, it was not.Copy !req
399. - My goodness.
- It was.Copy !req
400. - It was a whole relationship,Copy !req
401. and I just had
no idea about it.Copy !req
402. And the phone only got broke
because I woke her upCopy !req
403. and showed it to her.Copy !req
404. When I showed her the phone,
and she went to try to,Copy !req
405. like, tackle me.Copy !req
406. That's how
the phone got broken.Copy !req
407. I was just like, "Come on now.
After seven years, Kiera,Copy !req
408. like, you could play
with me like that."Copy !req
409. I may do something, but I would
never disrespect her like that.Copy !req
410. - Do you love her?
- Yeah.Copy !req
411. I wholeheartedly love her,
but she just not right.Copy !req
412. - I think she want you
like I want Waffle House.Copy !req
413. Let me ask you something.Copy !req
414. Who paid for this iPhone?Copy !req
415. - Oh.
Oh, ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
416. - Wait a minute.Copy !req
417. - OK, now we're
getting somewhere.Copy !req
418. - Plaintiff Kiera Robinson
is suingCopy !req
419. ex-girlfriend Dominique
for $999Copy !req
420. to replace the phone
she says Dominique brokeCopy !req
421. in a jealous fit.Copy !req
422. But defendant Dominique claims
it was actually KieraCopy !req
423. who broke her own phone trying
to cover up her secrets.Copy !req
424. Ms. Pat is about to settle it.Copy !req
425. - Let me ask you something.Copy !req
426. Who paid for this iPhone?Copy !req
427. - Oh.
- Oh.Copy !req
428. Oh, ho, ho, ho.
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
429. - Who paid—
one more time, Kiera.Copy !req
430. Look at me.Copy !req
431. Don't even look
over there, dear.Copy !req
432. Who paid for this iPhone?Copy !req
433. - I had somebody
go half with me.Copy !req
434. - Who went half with you
with this iPhone?Copy !req
435. - The girl.
- Oh.Copy !req
436. - You have the nerve to be
in here suing Dominique.Copy !req
437. - You was leading that lady on.Copy !req
438. - Wasn't.
- Yes, you was.Copy !req
439. - Yes.Copy !req
440. - All right,
I got the phone right here.Copy !req
441. So you did throw the phone?Copy !req
442. Look at the phone.
Did you do that?Copy !req
443. Yes or no, that's all I need.Copy !req
444. - Can you see how little I am?
- Well, you can throw.Copy !req
445. - Just say no.
- Yes, I did.Copy !req
446. - Oh, thank you.Copy !req
447. - She can't even lie
when she need to lie.Copy !req
448. - All right,
I'm gonna go to my jury.Copy !req
449. Come on, help me with this.Copy !req
450. - This case is about the phone.Copy !req
451. She's suing for a phone
she didn't even pay for.Copy !req
452. Girl—
- I went half.Copy !req
453. So it's mine.
It don't matter.Copy !req
454. - Break it up,
and just move on.Copy !req
455. Y'all lying, y'all buying,
lying, trying.Copy !req
456. - Ray J know about that
'cause he been divorcedCopy !req
457. eight times and remarried.Copy !req
458. - Dominique, is this
your first real love?Copy !req
459. - Yes.Copy !req
460. - When you're 25, and
that's your first real love,Copy !req
461. it's hard to let go of,Copy !req
462. but sometimes,
you just have toCopy !req
463. so you can move on.Copy !req
464. - All right, I'ma say this.Copy !req
465. Dominique, damn,
when are you gonna grow up?Copy !req
466. Leave this woman alone.Copy !req
467. Kiera,
Dominique broke your phone.Copy !req
468. It's all because
she went in your phoneCopy !req
469. and found a text message
and realizedCopy !req
470. that she was dealing
with a liar.Copy !req
471. You can shake your head
all you want to.Copy !req
472. You can play her for a fool.Copy !req
473. You can't play me for a fool.Copy !req
474. And with that said, I've come
to my final decision, boo-boo.Copy !req
475. I'm ruling in favor of...Copy !req
476. Kiera Robinson.
- Thank you.Copy !req
477. - Dominique, you're ordered
to pay her $499.50.Copy !req
478. That's half the phone.Copy !req
479. And I almost changed my verdict
because I didn't wanna do it,Copy !req
480. but she did break your phone.Copy !req
481. If you don't take nothing away
from this courtroom today,Copy !req
482. I want you to take this.Copy !req
483. Treat people the way
you want to be treated,Copy !req
484. because she really loves you.
I can see it.Copy !req
485. - Mm.Copy !req
486. - I'm just— that's a piece
of advice from a old ho.Copy !req
487. All right.Copy !req
488. Now, so get out
of my courtroom.Copy !req
489. - Take care of yourself,
Dominique.Copy !req
490. - I knew I was gonna get to the
bottom of that love triangle.Copy !req
491. - That girl busy.Copy !req
492. She get money from everywhere.
- Yeah.Copy !req
493. Hustling, playing games.Copy !req
494. Pat, the depreciation,
you should have gave her $40Copy !req
495. for that raggedy-ass phone.Copy !req
496. - Next time on
"Ms. Pat Settles It."Copy !req
497. - Sound effect's got to be
high-pitched fart,Copy !req
498. because I farted
my whole BBL out.Copy !req
499. - Fart?
- Mmmmm, like that?Copy !req
500. - She butchered
my dog's haircut.Copy !req
501. Brace yourself.
- Oh, hell no.Copy !req
502. - What?Copy !req
503. - Can you take
the picture down?Copy !req
504. This white girl
about to start crying.Copy !req
505. - You look like a Teletubby
over there, please.Copy !req
506. - Oh!Copy !req
507. - You look like
a Nickelodeon blimp.Copy !req
508. - Where's your husband?Copy !req
509. - My husband is dead
like your ends.Copy !req