Ms. Pat Settles It 2x17

1. - Hey, y'all. I'm Ms. Pat.

2. - All rise.

3. - And I know the inside of a courtroom.

4. I'm a convicted felon with a GED.

5. Now I'm sitting on this side of the bench.

6. Y'all are killing me.

7. These are real cases with real money on the line.

8. And I'm bringing my own friends to court as my jury.

9. - What is this, "Looney Tunes"?

10. - Y'all may have started this mess,

11. but I'm going to settle it.

12. - I love this courtroom!

13. - All rise, 'cause court is back in session.

14. - She's the queen of this courtroom

15. and a royal pain in my ass.

16. I mean, a woman with class.

17. All rise for Ms. Pat.

18. - Y'all can have a seat.

19. Well, one good thing, Karlous,

20. I got you to come here to do jury duty.

21. - Here to serve the people.

22. - What, and get naked?

23. - This a pay-per-view show or—

24. - I want to see the room go black.

25. - All right.

26. Start bailiff-ing, Bailiff.

27. - This is the case of Wallace versus Conklin.

28. You may now enter.

29. - Plaintiff Edward Wallace is suing

30. his hairstylist, DeMarco,

31. for $342 after he says DeMarco not only

32. caused his hair to fall out,

33. he also snatched up his boyfriend.

34. Defendant DeMarco Conklin says Edward is splitting hairs

35. over nothing and that it's Edward's fault

36. that his scalp and love life are inflamed.

37. —the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God.

38. - Yeah.

39. - Before we get started, I just want

40. to let this is a jury of my peers,

41. and I get to use them however I see fit.

42. They're here for me.

43. And after this is over, I'm going to order them pizza.

44. And you're not invited.

45. Well, tell me why are you here today, baby?

46. - I'm here suing DeMarco for $342

47. for not doing my hair correctly.

48. I went to get some faux locs.

49. And he did it so tight that my scalp just inflamed,

50. turned red, and started peeling like a white person

51. with sunburn.

52. No offense.

53. - Karlous!

54. So what did he charge you?

55. - He charged me $250.

56. - So what's the other extra for?

57. - For my pain and suffering.

58. Not only did he make my hair fall out,

59. he ruined my relationship, hollered at my man.

60. - What?

61. - Yeah, it was a whole debacle.

62. - DeMarco, what's your side of the story?

63. - So Mr. Edward called me.

64. He asked me, can I do some faux locs?

65. So after he came to the house, I did the faux locs.

66. I always ask my clients, if it's too tight,

67. this is the remedy for how it's going to be.

68. You get up under the shower, you stand in the steam

69. so that the locs can loosen up.

70. Of course, he didn't do that.

71. He went to another stylist.

72. So that's why your hair is probably bumped and busted up

73. and disgusting because you went to somebody else and then you

74. tried to come back to me and claim that it was my fault.

75. And it wasn't.

76. - When did you notice something was wrong?

77. - Three days after. I told him. I called him.

78. I was like, yo, my hair is too tight.

79. Like, I got bumps. I got scabs.

80. I got peeling going on.

81. Like, this is not natural.

82. I've had my hair done 50 million times before.

83. And this has never happened.

84. - Do you have the pictures of your hair?

85. - Yes, ma'am, I do.

86. That's how my hair looked after he did faux locs.

87. But after he finished with it, my hair was falling out.

88. - Oh, no!

89. - That's my scalp after it came out of braids.

90. That's from doing it too tight.

91. - Damn, he beat your ass.

92. - Mine bumped up, flaked up.

93. You see this man?

94. - Ouch!

95. I'm just saying.

96. - You did that?

97. - No, ma'am.

98. He came back to me after he came to the friend

99. to take his hair out.

100. - And when you got over there, is that when you

101. seen your dude at his house? - No.

102. Actually, let me tell you what happened.

103. So I'm under the dryer.

104. This nutcase, he slips my dude the card.

105. I do house calls.

106. You can call.

107. You can call me whenever.

108. - Because you came home like my hairstylist sucks.

109. And your boyfriend was like, let me see.

110. - Literally.

111. Literally.

112. Yeah.

113. - So are you and your man still together?

114. - No.

115. We broke up that exact same day.

116. - So where is he now?

117. - Oh, he's here.

118. - OK, come on up here, witness.

119. - You took his hair and his man.

120. - They was already done.

121. - Too much going on.

122. - State your name and your relationship to these two guys.

123. - I'm Kensey Davis.

124. I'm currently dating D.

125. - Come on, man. Come on.

126. - You snatched him up?

127. - How I'm going to snatch something that wasn't there?

128. - OK.

129. So let me ask you this.

130. Was DeMarco trying to get at you when you was

131. over at his house with Edward?

132. - No, absolutely not.

133. - And what did he give you the card for?

134. - To get my hair cut. He told me that he cut hair.

135. I should try him out. And I was like, shit.

136. - Try him out, all right.

137. - So while you were still with Edward,

138. what did you have to say about Edward hair

139. when he braided it too tight?

140. - If you pay somebody, right,

141. that mean that you like it, right?

142. Why you ain't telling him to—

143. make common to say it's tight when they doing it.

144. - I do not like this at all.

145. - No, me neither.

146. - You come up in here, pants is tighter than his hair.

147. This is ridiculous.

148. - Thank you so very much, baby.

149. - You're welcome, baby.

150. - OK, jury, what you got for me?

151. - He should get way more than the $343.

152. - I agree.

153. - You done took this man hair out and took his man out.

154. He sitting here, just a bottomless top.

155. Just lonely.

156. - Any final words that you want to say

157. that will help your case?

158. - It took a long time for my hair to grow back just to this.

159. And my hair was, like, this long.

160. - OK. Any final words for you, baby?

161. - I just want to say, when you come to someone

162. and you get your hair done, if you have a discomfort,

163. say that right up front.

164. Don't go and run behind somebody's back

165. like a little sissy and do something different.

166. - All right. I've come to my final decision.

167. And I'm going to settle this once and for all.

168. I'm ruling in the favor of—

169. —the plaintiff, Edward Wallace.

170. DeMarco, you're ordered to pay Edward $342.

171. And let me tell you why.

172. You braided his hair too tight.

173. And you took his man.

174. So not only did you take his hair follicles,

175. you took his heart.

176. And it's just not right.

177. So I can't give the dude back.

178. But what I can do is refund $342.

179. And I just settled it.

180. - Thank you, Ms. Pat.

181. - You are dismissed.

182. - He just wanted to go get his hair braided.

183. And he lost his man and his hair.

184. - I feel bad for him.

185. - I mean, if you're going to be dating men,

186. you got to be tough enough to not cry

187. when they leave.

188. I seen a get shot

189. with a chopper one night, and he ain't cry.

190. Come on, take me to the hospital.

191. - You really got her a 10-wing combo

192. after she almost had to get her leg amputated?

193. - You know how much they are now?

194. - Wings are like $300 for 10.

195. - Hey, jury.

196. Hey, Ms. Pat.

197. - Yee, yee, yee, yee, yee, yee, yee.

198. - While you yee-yeeing, I wanted to tell you

199. I got some stuff I need done around the house.

200. What y'all doing after this?

201. - I got something to do.

202. I don't know what it is, but I got something.

203. - I think my kids are coming through.

204. - Uh— - Just me and you, TS?

205. - I'm on the way.

206. - Bailiff, please start bailiff-ing.

207. - This is the case of Brown versus Brown.

208. - Plaintiff Endiyah Brown is suing her brother for $903

209. after she claims his dog bit her

210. and she had to have surgery.

211. Defendant Ayden Brown says he feels for his sis,

212. but the dog belongs to the whole fam.

213. He's not responsible

214. and shouldn't have to pay for their poop.

215. —to tell the truth, the whole truth,

216. and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

217. - Yes. - All right.

218. Endiyah, tell us why you're here today.

219. - I'm here because I'm suing my brother, Ayden,

220. for $903 because his dog attacked me.

221. My leg ended up getting infected.

222. And I had to have emergency surgery because of it.

223. So I'm suing him for the $903.

224. And I need that. - OK.

225. Ayden, tell me why you're here.

226. - She is lying out her teeth.

227. - Are you serious?

228. - She's my sister. I love her.

229. I don't want to see her hurt.

230. She did get bit, but it's a family dog.

231. The fact that she's saying that I should pay for this

232. is outrageous. - It's your dog.

233. - It's a family dog. - It's your dog.

234. - We all came in—

235. - Keep your dog under check, OK?

236. - We all came in to help this dog.

237. - Tell me the story, how you got bit.

238. - I heard some commotion upstairs.

239. It was my mom and my brother.

240. They were having an intense conversation.

241. And I was trying to see how I could defuse it.

242. And in the midst of that, the dog rushed in and attacked me.

243. - But why did he only bite you?

244. What, you smelling like chicken?

245. Did you have chicken? - No.

246. - Do you have any pictures of the dog bite?

247. - Yes, I do.

248. It's right here.

249. - Oh, my God.

250. Oh, my God.

251. - Shit.

252. - This dog got a taste for lemon pepper calf muscle.

253. - That's it.

254. - This dog ever bitten anyone else?

255. - No, not that I know of.

256. - He's never bitten anybody else.

257. - It's my brother's dog.

258. He's the one that takes care of him.

259. - Who actually paid for the dog?

260. - A family member gave us the dog.

261. - So nobody actually paid.

262. - Now we see why they gave his biting ass.

263. - So do you have a bill? - Yes, I do.

264. - OK. Let me have it.

265. - The bill was really more than that.

266. So I had to apply for medical assistance

267. to get that bill down.

268. - Ayden, did you ever offer to pay this bill for her?

269. - I didn't offer to pay the bill outright.

270. I've offered to do other things.

271. - So what are the things that you're saying

272. you helped her with so she wouldn't

273. ask you to pay this bill?

274. - I have receipts right here.

275. - What receipts do you have?

276. Because you did not help me do nothing.

277. - A 10-wing combo.

278. You really got her a 10-wing combo

279. after she almost had to get her leg amputated?

280. - Do you know how much they are now?

281. Wings are, like, $300 for 10.

282. - Do you have a picture of this dog?

283. - Yes, there's a video that we have of her

284. playing with the dog outside.

285. - Let me see the video of the dog. OK.

286. - All right. I love you. Bye-bye.

287. - Look at him.

288. What do you want?

289. - He just wants to bite your ass then.

290. - Right.

291. - Do you have a witness who can back up whose dog this is?

292. - Yeah, my mom.

293. - All right, come on up here, Mom.

294. - And your testimony better be as loud as this outfit.

295. - Damn.

296. Mama to mama, can you tell me what happened this day

297. when your daughter got bit?

298. - So I was in the room correcting my son

299. for something that he had previously done.

300. My daughter overheard,

301. and she inserted herself into our conversation.

302. - You tell me, whose dog is this?

303. - I feel like it is the family's dog,

304. but he protects my son the most.

305. - Thank you so very much. - Thank you, Your Honor.

306. - All right. Come on, Jury. Help me out here.

307. - One name—

308. Cujo.

309. - Mama bust the case wide open.

310. I will say this, Pat.

311. The only way to solve this, you need to go bite his ass

312. in the leg three times.

313. - So what is y'all's relationship now, Ayden?

314. - That's my sister.

315. She annoy me sometimes, a lot of times.

316. - I know you ain't talking about somebody

317. getting on your nerves. - OK.

318. Tell me your relationship with your brother now.

319. - My brother—

320. I love him dearly.

321. We going to ride till the wheels fall off.

322. - You going to ride till the bite heals up.

323. - Yeah.

324. - So, Endiyah, you say this is your brother dog.

325. Ayden, she say your dog bit her.

326. And you feel bad that this happened for your sister.

327. But Mama came up here and said, it's the family dog.

328. So I've come to my final decision.

329. And I'm going to settle this once and for all.

330. I'm ruling in favor of—

331. —the defendant, Ayden Brown.

332. - Are you serious, Judge? - Yes.

333. That was a family dog.

334. And he bit you.

335. That's like if my dog bite me, I can't sue my husband.

336. That's our dog.

337. I'm sorry that you got bitten,

338. but you got bit by your own dog.

339. That settles it. Thank you.

340. - I hope you're happy.

341. - You are dismissed.

342. - Yeah. Use that other leg.

343. - You know what? I'm taking you back to court.

344. - Ray J said his mama would have never testified

345. in a case between him and his sister.

346. - It's all for a good cause. You know what I mean?

347. - What's the good cause, baby?

348. - You're learning lessons in here at the same time.

349. - What you learned, how to let your dog bite your sister?

350. - You must have forgot when I gave you

351. $1,000 for your wheels.

352. - Them 10-speed wheels cost a stack?

353. - And do. - Dang.

354. - All right, jury.

355. Y'all noticed it looked like a courtroom,

356. but the way we carry on like, more like the Shade Room.

357. - Hey, drama, drama, drama.

358. - Baby, let's get petty, OK?

359. - OK.

360. - Bailiff, start bailiff-ing.

361. - This is the case of Jones versus Thompson.

362. You may now enter.

363. - Plaintiff Destiny Jones is suing her friend Jennifer

364. for $234, the amount she loaned Jennifer

365. to fix her car, but was never paid back.

366. Defendant Jennifer Thompson

367. says Destiny needs to pump the brakes.

368. She's not the only one in this friendship who borrowed money.

369. Destiny still owes her for wheelchair repairs,

370. so she's countersuing for $766.

371. - All right, Destiny.

372. Tell me why we're here today.

373. - Yes, Your Honor.

374. So I am suing my friend Jennifer for $234.

375. I gave her the money for her car

376. because her car went in the shop.

377. I was like, OK, you know, I would help her

378. and do what I have to do because that's how I am.

379. At this point, it seems like I'm just

380. the personal bank in the friendship

381. because I haven't got my money back.

382. And I mean, I'm just here to settle it.

383. Or we're just not going to have a friendship.

384. - Oh. - Oh.

385. - OK. Jennifer, tell me what's going on here.

386. - Your Honor, she got it all wrong.

387. I'm tired of her riding around here like she don't owe me.

388. I don't owe her anything because

389. she's been riding with me.

390. She owes me.

391. I'm actually countersuing you for $766

392. because you must forgot when I gave you

393. $1,000 for your wheels.

394. - For what wheels?

395. - Her wheels. She was on two flats.

396. - Destiny, your wheelchair go flat?

397. - Yes, Your Honor, it did.

398. Unfortunately, been in this bitch my whole life.

399. These the new ones she bought.

400. - Them 10-speed wheels cost a stack?

401. - And do. - Dang.

402. [gasping, cheering] OK!

403. OK! OK!

404. Yeah.

405. - I want to hang out with you. you.

406. - She wilder than me, Judge.

407. She wilder than me.

408. - Anything y'all can do walking,

409. I can do it in a wheelchair.

410. - If everybody can have a situation in this world

411. and take it and be as positive as you,

412. we will all be great people.

413. I do not see that chair when I'm talking to you.

414. I see a crazy bitch.

415. So you borrowed $1,000 for her to get your wheels fixed

416. on your wheelchair because your little hot ass

417. won't stop popping wheelies.

418. - Right.

419. - And you countersuing for 700.

420. You say 700 because you're going to take out the 234.

421. - Yeah.

422. - So when you gave her the $234,

423. did you tell her you wanted it back?

424. - I did.

425. - Do you have a receipt? - Yes, Your Honor.

426. - OK. Let me see the receipt.

427. Destiny, was it a loan or a gift to Jennifer?

428. - I say it was a loan, but—

429. - It was a gift. - It was a loan.

430. - She been riding with me, going to events,

431. girl trips, or whatever in my vehicle.

432. I'm looking at it like this the maintenance for my car.

433. - OK. She Cash App you $234.

434. - And I Cash App her too.

435. - Let me see her receipt.

436. And so with this $1,000 you gave her—

437. - It was a loan.

438. - It says for loan.

439. - It does say that.

440. - We agreed that she was going to pay me back.

441. Months started rolling by,

442. and she still ain't gave me my money back.

443. If I don't get this money,

444. I'ma have to go ahead and take these wheels off.

445. So that's what's going to happen.

446. - You ain't about to leave her here with us?

447. - Oh, yes, I am.

448. Yes, I am.

449. She going to be on her last wheel messing with me.

450. - So did you ask her to loan you the money

451. to get your wheels fixed?

452. - Wasn't really like me asking her, I need it.

453. It was more so like we was venting, we were talking,

454. and so she was like, I'll help you this one time.

455. And, you know, I want my money back.

456. I said, OK, cool.

457. And I thought since she put that boundary,

458. I needed her to do the same shit for me.

459. - You suing her for 234, but you owe her 766.

460. That is crazy.

461. - I still gave her that money.

462. So I mean, in a sense, I still need my money back.

463. I don't care what it is.

464. It could be a penny. I need my coin.

465. - Pat, I seen her in the parking lot walking.

466. I swear to God.

467. - Destiny Jones is suing her friend Jennifer

468. for $234 in unpaid car repair loans.

469. But Jennifer claims she spent a grand

470. on Destiny's wheelchair wheels and is countersuing for $766.

471. Ms. Pat's going to settle it

472. before this case spins out of control.

473. - You suing her for 234, but you owe her 766.

474. That is crazy.

475. - I still gave her that money.

476. So, I mean, in a sense, I still need my money back.

477. I don't care what it is. It could be a penny.

478. I need my coin.

479. - Pat, I seen her in the parking lot walking.

480. I swear to God.

481. Jury, what y'all think? Come on.

482. - I see so much talent in you, Destiny.

483. You are a bright and shining star.

484. But you don't get no money.

485. She paid you $1,000,

486. and you come back in here looking for that $200?

487. Girl.

488. - I think you ladies are the best of friends.

489. And I don't want you to have a situation like this

490. take away from your friendship.

491. I really want you ladies to work this out.

492. - Can you tell me how this has impacted your relationship?

493. - I feel like it's impacted our relationship in the wrong way.

494. I enjoy our friendship.

495. I love everything that we have done as friends.

496. And I want to just keep that going.

497. - OK. Jennifer, how has this impacted your relationship?

498. - I mean, I really care about Destiny.

499. But at the end of the day, if you tell me

500. that you're going to do something, stand on it.

501. - You going to hell, bitch.

502. - Well, she rolling with me.

503. - Well, you better get you some tall bitch jokes.

504. - Need to give me a little piggyback ride...

505. Stallion.

506. - Hey!

507. - Body-ody-ody-ody.

508. - You got a sense of humor, girl.

509. So with that said, beautiful ladies,

510. I've come to my final decision.

511. And I'm going to settle this once and for all.

512. I'm ruling in favor of—

513. —the defendant.

514. Destiny, you are ordered to pay Jennifer $766

515. for the remaining balance of your wheelchair wheels, OK?

516. Because friendship is everything.

517. And, baby, I want to hang out with y'all.

518. You hear me?

519. I don't know. I'm an old bitch.

520. I don't know what I can do, but—

521. - I got an extra spare wheelchair for you too.

522. We could go racing.

523. - With that said, I just settled it.

524. - Thank you. - Thank you.

525. - You are dismissed.

526. - Let's roll out, girl.

527. - Aww.

528. - She was so sweet.

529. - She was so funny. I could see her doing stand-up.

530. - I could—

531. - Next time on "Ms. Pat Settles It"...

532. - He told me, if this does not hit,

533. I will give you your money back.

534. - You let him suck you in and up.

535. - Oh. - Wait a minute, Pat!

536. - That I would have paid to see.

537. - She made me take these coaching classes

538. for the trucking business.

539. And I found out the business was gone.

540. - Do you know how many people take classes

541. and never use their background?

542. Deray is a gynecologist, but he don't practice that.

543. When the last time y'all had sexual relations?

544. - It's been a minute. - Yesterday.

545. - Oh! Oh!

546. - Wow. - You about to lie?

547. - I know she's not lying

548. because your shoulders look relaxed.