1. - You ain't never
met a judge like me.Copy !req
2. - Your Honor, Your Honor!Copy !req
3. - Shut the hell up,
and let meCopy !req
4. get this thing together.Copy !req
5. Hey, y'all.
I'm Miss Patty.Copy !req
6. I know the inside
of a courtroom.Copy !req
7. I went to jail
for selling cocaine.Copy !req
8. Now here I am
25 years later,Copy !req
9. sitting on this side
of the bench.Copy !req
10. - I put my faith in your hands.Copy !req
11. - Don't put your faith
in my hands.Copy !req
12. I ain't God.
I don't love you.Copy !req
13. I'm using everything
I learned on the streets...Copy !req
14. Don't nobody owe you nothing.Copy !req
15. To solve disputes
that are tearingCopy !req
16. real family and friends apart.Copy !req
17. - I ain't care if he find out.
What's his is mine.Copy !req
18. - We ain't married.
- We brothers.Copy !req
19. - Hey.Copy !req
20. These are real cases
with real money on the line.Copy !req
21. What you do with the $5,000?Copy !req
22. - I'll let you know.Copy !req
23. - Well, I'm here.
Let me know.Copy !req
24. And I'm bringing
my own family and friendsCopy !req
25. to court as my jurors.Copy !req
26. Their opinions
are like diarrhea.Copy !req
27. It belongs in the toilet.Copy !req
28. - You out of order.Copy !req
29. Matter of fact,
this whole damn courtroomCopy !req
30. is out of order.Copy !req
31. - Y'all may have started it.Copy !req
32. But I'm going to settle it.Copy !req
33. - Let's just wrap
this up because I'mCopy !req
34. getting very irritated.Copy !req
35. - You keep running your mouth,Copy !req
36. you ain't gonna get nothing.Copy !req
37. Court is now in session.Copy !req
38. Baby, don't do me.Copy !req
39. Do Jesus, because he gotCopy !req
40. more patience with you, OK?Copy !req
41. - She's not a real judge,
but she will sentence youCopy !req
42. to life for being a fool.Copy !req
43. All rise for
the Honorable Ms. Pat.Copy !req
44. - Y'all can have a seat.Copy !req
45. I don't know why
she don't stand.Copy !req
46. I guess she done lost her feet.Copy !req
47. If I could put her ass
in jail, I would.Copy !req
48. - All right, jurors,
y'all know why y'all here?Copy !req
49. - We gon' get to the truth.Copy !req
50. - The truth.
- The "truf" with an F.Copy !req
51. And, Bailiff,
you know why you're here?Copy !req
52. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
53. - Well, then, start doing
your job then, Bailiff.Copy !req
54. This is the case
of Mitchell versus Wilson.Copy !req
55. - Plaintiff Tomeka Mitchell
is suing her best friend ToniaCopy !req
56. for 350 bucks for a wig
that she installedCopy !req
57. that Tonia has not paid for.Copy !req
58. Tomeka says her friend
flipped her wigCopy !req
59. when she was done styling it
like she wantedCopy !req
60. and ran out of the shop
without paying.Copy !req
61. Defendant Tonia Wilson
is counter-suing for $200Copy !req
62. for the wig that she said
Tomeka butchered.Copy !req
63. - Before we get started,
I just wantCopy !req
64. to let y'all know that this
is a jury of my peers, OK?Copy !req
65. Only listen to me.Copy !req
66. My opinion is the only one
that matters, OK?Copy !req
67. With that said,
Tomeka Mitchell,Copy !req
68. Tonia Wilson, that's you?Copy !req
69. - Yes, Your Honor.
- OK, you can smile.Copy !req
70. This is court, baby.Copy !req
71. Tomeka, tell me why
we're here today.Copy !req
72. - I am here today to sue
Tonia for my $350.Copy !req
73. - $350 for what?Copy !req
74. - She asked me to do
an install for her birthday.Copy !req
75. - Which is a wig.Copy !req
76. - But she bought
me a cheap wig.Copy !req
77. She did not pay
for me to do her hair.Copy !req
78. - Tonia, tell me
your side of the story.Copy !req
79. - So, first of all,
it was my birthday.Copy !req
80. And you only turn 56 one time.Copy !req
81. So I said, OK, I'm going to
trust in my friend to make meCopy !req
82. feel fabulous for my birthday.Copy !req
83. But that didn't happen, because
by the time I put that wig on,Copy !req
84. I looked like Joe Dirt.Copy !req
85. I need to counter-sue her
for my $200 for gettingCopy !req
86. the wig that she up.Copy !req
87. - Ooh.Copy !req
88. - Tomeka, talk me
through the dayCopy !req
89. that she brought
her lovely wig over...Copy !req
90. - OK, so—
- And had you to install it.Copy !req
91. And I'm going to get
with you in a minute, OK?Copy !req
92. - Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
93. - Girl, don't
walk out to Jesus.Copy !req
94. Just hold on.
- Yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am.Copy !req
95. - 'Cause any time
they start rocking like that,Copy !req
96. they might be about
to pull out something.Copy !req
97. Just take a breath, girl.Copy !req
98. I'm coming to you, OK?
- OK.Copy !req
99. - OK, so she comes over.Copy !req
100. She pulls out the wig.Copy !req
101. And I'm like, OK.Copy !req
102. - Was it human hair?Copy !req
103. - It was synthetic.Copy !req
104. - Did you know
that you brought herCopy !req
105. a synthetic wig?Copy !req
106. - When I got the wig,
it was fabulous.Copy !req
107. - Is the wig here today?Copy !req
108. - Yes, it is.Copy !req
109. - Can I get the wig?
- So, Your Honor—Copy !req
110. - Oh, hell no.Copy !req
111. - That's not the wig.
That's not!Copy !req
112. - Why would you do that?Copy !req
113. - That is not my wig.Copy !req
114. - I can't look at it.
- Oh, hell no.Copy !req
115. - Give it a spin so everybody
can see the whole head.Copy !req
116. - Oh, my God.
- Dear God.Copy !req
117. - I need you to be quiet.Copy !req
118. Can I see the picture
that you gave her,Copy !req
119. how you wanted the wig cut.Copy !req
120. Do you have any evidence?
- No.Copy !req
121. - So this is what you want.Copy !req
122. - That is the look
that it should have been.Copy !req
123. And that's what I went for.Copy !req
124. - And obviously,
that's not what it is.Copy !req
125. - And we only
tapered the sides.Copy !req
126. - Is this your
Farrah Fawcett wig, ma'am?Copy !req
127. - That's the wig I took,
yes, ma'am.Copy !req
128. - You did that.Copy !req
129. - She bought a cheap wig.Copy !req
130. - So this wig was so cheap,
it couldn't even take a part.Copy !req
131. - No, we didn't get the part.Copy !req
132. But we did have the swoop
with the feathers.Copy !req
133. - Do you have a picture what
her hair looked like after?Copy !req
134. - So look at that.Copy !req
135. - Now, tell her
to put on the wig.Copy !req
136. - That is the wig!Copy !req
137. That is a picture of the wig.Copy !req
138. - The resemblance is uncanny.
- Look at that.Copy !req
139. - Excuse me, is this the wig
that she cut for you?Copy !req
140. - That's that wig, right there!Copy !req
141. - That's that wig right there?
- Yes!Copy !req
142. - OK, OK.Copy !req
143. - Ain't no way
in the world I'm goingCopy !req
144. to give you some damn money.Copy !req
145. - She's very drama-ish.Copy !req
146. - Ma'am, she got on
a Jheri Curl wig today.Copy !req
147. She can't be that
much drama-ish.Copy !req
148. - 'Cause she can't
afford the real stuff.Copy !req
149. That's why she look
like that right now.Copy !req
150. - Ooh!Copy !req
151. - All right, jury, what we
gon' do with this one?Copy !req
152. Carmen, what you think?Copy !req
153. - You can't even use it
at the mortuary.Copy !req
154. This will wake the dead,
this wig is so horrible.Copy !req
155. This will wake the dead,
this wig is so horrible.Copy !req
156. - That's the wig they
were robbing people inCopy !req
157. and set it off.Copy !req
158. That look crazy.Copy !req
159. - Tomeka, give me
your final wordsCopy !req
160. before I make my decision.Copy !req
161. - I feel I should get the $350
because I did do the job.Copy !req
162. I took my time out.Copy !req
163. I supplied her
with all of the thingsCopy !req
164. that she requested
to get her hair done.Copy !req
165. And she ran out on me.Copy !req
166. - What is
your final word, Sonia?Copy !req
167. - I feel that I don't
have to pay her anything.Copy !req
168. And I'm counter-suing for the
money that I paid for the wig.Copy !req
169. I grabbed my stuff and ran out
because I was horrified.Copy !req
170. You a hair stylist.Copy !req
171. You should be able
to fix anything.Copy !req
172. - I'm talking
about your final words.Copy !req
173. Why are you arguing?
- Because she's bothering me.Copy !req
174. - I've heard enough,
to the point whereCopy !req
175. this shit got me itching.Copy !req
176. I'm going to settle
this once and for all.Copy !req
177. Tonia, you went out
and bought a synthetic wig.Copy !req
178. I don't know a synthetic wig
that costs $200.Copy !req
179. We all know, we ask for
human hair or synthetic hair.Copy !req
180. And usually
synthetic hair is in a binCopy !req
181. because don't nobody want it.Copy !req
182. Tomeka, I'm going
to keep it real with you.Copy !req
183. Now, you know damn well,
you can't fix no hair.Copy !req
184. You know you couldn't have
gave that girlCopy !req
185. a Farrah Fawcett,
a Jiminy Cricket.Copy !req
186. You are dangerous
with scissors.Copy !req
187. You destroyed
her synthetic wig.Copy !req
188. - That's all she bought anyway.Copy !req
189. - We can't tell
her what to buy.Copy !req
190. But what we do know is,
she's sayingCopy !req
191. she paid $200 for that thing.Copy !req
192. And that thing
ain't thinging right now.Copy !req
193. - See?Copy !req
194. - 'Cause that
thing right thereCopy !req
195. is an undercover brother.Copy !req
196. I'm going to settle
this right now.Copy !req
197. And I'm going to rule
in favor of...Copy !req
198. Tonia, the defendant,Copy !req
199. for $100 of her Joe Dirt wig
that she sayCopy !req
200. she paid $200 for.Copy !req
201. And it's only
because the trim sheCopy !req
202. gave on that thing was, what
is it, Edgar Scissorhands?Copy !req
203. - Edward Scissorhands.
- Yeah, Edra Scissorhands.Copy !req
204. - Edra Scissorhands?Copy !req
205. - Not the real one,
the one I'm talking about,Copy !req
206. Edra Scissorhand.Copy !req
207. And that settles it.Copy !req
208. - OK.
- You are dismissed.Copy !req
209. - Thank you.Copy !req
210. - And so is your wig.Copy !req
211. - Don't cut no more hair.Copy !req
212. That's what you
shouldn't have done.Copy !req
213. - Oh, my God, this thing thin.Copy !req
214. I don't need no more
wigs for today, OK?Copy !req
215. Because I don't know
where these people live at.Copy !req
216. They must live
in Alabama, child.Copy !req
217. They can fight.Copy !req
218. But they sure don't
know how to buy hair.Copy !req
219. Catfishing?
- Catfishing me.Copy !req
220. Let me show y'all what he
told me that he looked like.Copy !req
221. - Wait a minute,
he sent you Ray J picture?Copy !req
222. So you're making
about a million a year?Copy !req
223. - My face is on the truck.Copy !req
224. - But I'm in the commercials.Copy !req
225. - You can put money in one hand
and give it to the other hand,Copy !req
226. pimp and ho.Copy !req
227. - All right, jury,
let's get this thing started.Copy !req
228. It is your job
to render a verdictCopy !req
229. until I decide you're wrong.Copy !req
230. Bailiff, start them up.Copy !req
231. - This is the case
of Glover versus Abrams.Copy !req
232. - Plaintiff Romeo Glover
is suing his on again,Copy !req
233. off again partner,
Lanier, for $2,250Copy !req
234. he spent
on photography equipmentCopy !req
235. to help get
his career started.Copy !req
236. He says Lanier started
blowing up in business,Copy !req
237. but has been blowing
off his loan.Copy !req
238. Defendant Lanier Abrams
says the moneyCopy !req
239. was an investment, not a loan.Copy !req
240. And if Romeo wanted
the money back,Copy !req
241. he should have let
the relationship develop.Copy !req
242. - Raise your right hand.Copy !req
243. - Romeo Glover, that's you?Copy !req
244. - Yes.Copy !req
245. - Lanier Abrams, you, you?Copy !req
246. - Yeah, you can call
me Legend, though.Copy !req
247. - Did you say Legend?Copy !req
248. - Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
249. - I'm going to call you Lanier.Copy !req
250. Tell your mama
to call you Legend.Copy !req
251. - Ooh.Copy !req
252. - So, Romeo,
tell me why you're here.Copy !req
253. - I'm suing my ex,
Lanier, for moneyCopy !req
254. that I loaned him
for his photography business.Copy !req
255. - Lanier, how do you see it?Copy !req
256. - He definitely told me
that it was a gift.Copy !req
257. He really didn't start
asking about this moneyCopy !req
258. until we broke up.Copy !req
259. That's kind of why I'm like,
he doesn't even deserve it.Copy !req
260. - Ooh, was you dating
at the time of this loan?Copy !req
261. Was y'all in a relationship?Copy !req
262. - Yes.Copy !req
263. - Which is why,
even more so, it was a gift.Copy !req
264. - You lost your mind.Copy !req
265. What do you mean,
that's a gift?Copy !req
266. You crazy.
I need my money back.Copy !req
267. - I was going to ask you,
was it a loan or a gift?Copy !req
268. - That was a loan.Copy !req
269. - You just turned into
a whole dude in this.Copy !req
270. - Well, he about
to whoop on you.Copy !req
271. So, Romeo, why did you
give him the money?Copy !req
272. - I gave him the money
because at the time when weCopy !req
273. was dating, like, I loved him.Copy !req
274. He was so sweet and genuine.Copy !req
275. And he was there for me
when I was coming out.Copy !req
276. - Coming out of where?Copy !req
277. - Like, coming out of the
closet, like, from being gay.Copy !req
278. - Oh, OK, I thought
you was getting out of jail.Copy !req
279. I'm sorry.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
280. - So you guys had a connection.Copy !req
281. - I thought we did and stuff.Copy !req
282. So I just gave him a chance.Copy !req
283. Like, I got you.Copy !req
284. Like, just make sure you
pay me within 30 days.Copy !req
285. That's not no chump change.Copy !req
286. That's a lot of money,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
287. - Is there evidence that Lanier
was going to pay you back?Copy !req
288. - I have receipts of me
sending him the money.Copy !req
289. - Bailiff, get that
for me, please.Copy !req
290. - And I told him
that it's a loan.Copy !req
291. I want my money back.
- Oh, Cash App.Copy !req
292. - Correct.Copy !req
293. - It doesn't say
if it was a loan or not.Copy !req
294. - It also doesn't say,
pay me back, under the notes.Copy !req
295. - I'm not sure if this
is a loan or a gift.Copy !req
296. - He told me
that it was a gift, so—Copy !req
297. - I never said that.
- It's not true.Copy !req
298. - No.Copy !req
299. - Can you please tell me
how you and Lanier met?Copy !req
300. - Me and him met
through a dating app.Copy !req
301. - Which one, honey?Copy !req
302. - What you talking
about, which one?Copy !req
303. - Grindr.Copy !req
304. - Tinder.Copy !req
305. In the beginning, it was cool.Copy !req
306. But then, as time went on,
I've seen that he was a liar,Copy !req
307. a manipulator, a narcissist.Copy !req
308. - Does this look like
a face of a liar, Your Honor?Copy !req
309. Come on.
- Yes.Copy !req
310. - Thank you, mm-hmm.Copy !req
311. He even catfished me
in the beginningCopy !req
312. when we first started talking.Copy !req
313. - He catfished you?
- He catfished me.Copy !req
314. Let me show y'all what
he told me that he looked likeCopy !req
315. because I keep receipts.Copy !req
316. - Ooh!Copy !req
317. - Now, you tell me
if they look alike.Copy !req
318. - Wait a minute.Copy !req
319. - That don't make no sense.Copy !req
320. - He sent you Ray J picture?Copy !req
321. - Damn, I look good.Copy !req
322. - Did you tell him
that this was you, sir?Copy !req
323. - I sure did.Copy !req
324. I mean, I think
I look like him.Copy !req
325. Do you not?Copy !req
326. - You don't like you can
be this man's cousin.Copy !req
327. Romeo, do you have
anything to say for yourselfCopy !req
328. before I make my decision?Copy !req
329. - Yeah, I just
want my money backCopy !req
330. that I loaned him, so he
could just get out my life,Copy !req
331. and he could just
leave me alone.Copy !req
332. He definitely has been having,
like, a lot of big clients.Copy !req
333. So he clearly got the money.Copy !req
334. - Lanier, Legend,
what do you have to say?Copy !req
335. - Your Honor, this whole
court case is spite.Copy !req
336. He wasn't acting like this
or asking for his money backCopy !req
337. until we broke up,
and he started seeing meCopy !req
338. working with other clients.Copy !req
339. - I broke up with you, Lanier.Copy !req
340. - He told me to go
pursue my dreams.Copy !req
341. He wanted me to become
this big photographer.Copy !req
342. And I did just that.Copy !req
343. - This is sad.Copy !req
344. This relationship
used to be good.Copy !req
345. But looks like it,
to me, Lanier,Copy !req
346. you turned it
into a bunch of lies.Copy !req
347. You sounding like you're
insecure because you sent himCopy !req
348. a picture of something
that you couldCopy !req
349. never look like,
not even close,Copy !req
350. not even if you got diabetes.Copy !req
351. But seriously,
you are enough.Copy !req
352. And the right person is going
to love you for who you are.Copy !req
353. That person ain't Romeo,
which is sad,Copy !req
354. because I think y'all look
good togetherCopy !req
355. in the dark.Copy !req
356. And, Romeo,
two things you don't mix,Copy !req
357. baby, is love and loans.Copy !req
358. Bank of America ain't never
asked you, do they love you?Copy !req
359. But they ask you
to pay back their loan.Copy !req
360. I've made my decision.Copy !req
361. I'm ruling in favor of...Copy !req
362. Romeo for the amount
of $2,250.Copy !req
363. Lanier, leave that man alone.Copy !req
364. Stay out of his inbox.Copy !req
365. And stop calling him
because he don't want you.Copy !req
366. Y'all can go unless
you waiting on an Uber.Copy !req
367. - I'ma call you
about some photos, though.Copy !req
368. - This is a prime
example that you do notCopy !req
369. fund other people's dreams.Copy !req
370. If they can go to sleep
and dream it,Copy !req
371. then they can wake up
and work for it.Copy !req
372. - Right.
- That's true.Copy !req
373. - Right.
- That's true.Copy !req
374. - This man is insane.Copy !req
375. - Do you still work for him?Copy !req
376. - Maybe not for long.Copy !req
377. - Shut your ass over there.Copy !req
378. - Jury, you're here
to talk when I tell you toCopy !req
379. and laugh at my jokes.Copy !req
380. That was funny.Copy !req
381. - Shut your ass up.Copy !req
382. Bailiff, you ready
to start bailiffing?Copy !req
383. - Let's get to it.Copy !req
384. This is the case
of Pruitt versus Cunningham.Copy !req
385. - Oscar Pruitt is the CEO of
a successful air conditioningCopy !req
386. company, who's demanding
1,500 bucks in back tipsCopy !req
387. from his employee and friend,
AC Cunningham.Copy !req
388. But defendant Abanyeh
"AC" CunninghamCopy !req
389. isn't having any of it,
and saysCopy !req
390. he earned the cash
fair and square,Copy !req
391. and that his boss
should chill out.Copy !req
392. - Can you raise
your right hand for me?Copy !req
393. - Oscar Pruitt, that's you?Copy !req
394. - Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
395. - And Abeashe?Copy !req
396. How the
hell do you say your name?Copy !req
397. - Abanyeh.Copy !req
398. - Are you African?Copy !req
399. - American.
- Oh, definitely.Copy !req
400. Well, I can see why they
call you AC, Abanyeh.Copy !req
401. All right.Copy !req
402. - So, Mr. Pruitt,
tell us why we're here.Copy !req
403. - I'm the owner of OPACHS
AC and Heating Service.Copy !req
404. I'm here suing my employee for
failing to split tips with meCopy !req
405. on jobs that we were
assigned to perform.Copy !req
406. - OK, AC, what you
got to say to this?Copy !req
407. - This is ridiculous.Copy !req
408. Yeah, he owns the company.Copy !req
409. But he don't do no work.Copy !req
410. He comes in and talks
to people for a second,Copy !req
411. and then goes and sits
in the truck and gets cool air.Copy !req
412. Why would you tip a waiter next
to you that ain't did no work?Copy !req
413. - So, Oscar, how long have
you guys been friends?Copy !req
414. - About 11 years.Copy !req
415. - How did you go from being
his buddy to being his boss?Copy !req
416. - I was in need of help.Copy !req
417. He was in need of a job.
And I brought him on.Copy !req
418. And I trained him up.Copy !req
419. - He's a terrible teacher, too.Copy !req
420. I learned most of the stuff
off of YouTube.Copy !req
421. - Oscar, let me
ask you something.Copy !req
422. If you're the CEO,
why do you get tips?Copy !req
423. - Somebody's got
to do the thinking.Copy !req
424. - Oh, no.Copy !req
425. - This man is insane.Copy !req
426. - Oscar, are you
really crawlingCopy !req
427. around up under the house in
your nice dry cleaned outfit?Copy !req
428. - Well, ma'am, some of us
can't get under the house.Copy !req
429. - Come on.Copy !req
430. - That was a low blow.Copy !req
431. - I believe AC can get
up under the house.Copy !req
432. - I can get under some houses.Copy !req
433. - Oscar, when you hired AC,
was there any discussionCopy !req
434. of splitting tips?Copy !req
435. - Yes, there was, ma'am.Copy !req
436. And we have a contract hereCopy !req
437. that says we have
to split tips equally.Copy !req
438. - Is this true?Copy !req
439. - Yeah, I didn't know
what I was signing.Copy !req
440. - Don't nobody read
them contracts.Copy !req
441. - Bailiff,
give me the contract.Copy !req
442. So you're saying you didn't
know what you was signing.Copy !req
443. Could you not read?Copy !req
444. - No, I could read.Copy !req
445. It says, split between
the people doing the work.Copy !req
446. It don't say nothing
about people there.Copy !req
447. - What?Copy !req
448. - All commission and tips
are to be divided equallyCopy !req
449. between the numbers
of field techs on job siteCopy !req
450. at the point of sale.Copy !req
451. Oscar, are you a field tech?Copy !req
452. - Sometimes, I am.
I still turn screws.Copy !req
453. - Do you still work for him?Copy !req
454. - Maybe not for long.
- Well, damn, killer.Copy !req
455. - Air conditioning
CEO Oscar PruittCopy !req
456. is suing his friend
and employee, AC Cunningham,Copy !req
457. for $1,500 for cooling off
on sharing the tips.Copy !req
458. Ms. Patt is going to get
to the bottom of this.Copy !req
459. - What do you make
a year from this company?Copy !req
460. - Around about 90.Copy !req
461. - A pretty good damn job
to be not fittingCopy !req
462. in some crawl spaces.Copy !req
463. Oscar, how much are
you bringing in a year?Copy !req
464. I know you're getting paid.Copy !req
465. - There's some nines in there.Copy !req
466. - So you're making
about a million a year?Copy !req
467. - My face is on the truck.Copy !req
468. - Your face is on the truck?Copy !req
469. - But I'm in the commercials.Copy !req
470. - Mm.Copy !req
471. Bailiff, where's the remote?Copy !req
472. Let's see this commercial.Copy !req
473. Oh, there you go.Copy !req
474. Oh, you look good
in the commercial!Copy !req
475. - He owe you some residuals.Copy !req
476. OK, he did good
in the commercial.Copy !req
477. - He walked, Carmen.Copy !req
478. - We had to do that shot
12 times because he keptCopy !req
479. messing up getting
out of the truck.Copy !req
480. - Because he used
to being in the truck.Copy !req
481. That's why.
- Yeah.Copy !req
482. - All right, jury, I need
to hear what y'all think.Copy !req
483. Chris?Copy !req
484. - I worked on construction
sites for 15 years.Copy !req
485. - You're lying.Copy !req
486. - I did.Copy !req
487. You were telling the truth,
that this man hasn'tCopy !req
488. touched a wrench in 15 years.Copy !req
489. - But they signed a contract.Copy !req
490. - But is he a field tech
or the CEO?Copy !req
491. - You can put money in one hand
and give it to the other hand,Copy !req
492. pimp and ho.Copy !req
493. - All right,
so who's with Oscar?Copy !req
494. Who with AC?Copy !req
495. Wait a minute, didn't you
raise your hand twice?Copy !req
496. - Yeah.Copy !req
497. - Why?
- I get it both.Copy !req
498. I feel for both of them.Copy !req
499. - I didn't ask you for both.Copy !req
500. I ask you, who are you with?Copy !req
501. I'm with them.Copy !req
502. Judge, who do you
want me to be with?Copy !req
503. - Shut your ass up, Ray J.Copy !req
504. Oscar, any final statement
before I make my ruling?Copy !req
505. - I do work.Copy !req
506. I do run calls.Copy !req
507. I'm only talking about tips,
which I was on the job,Copy !req
508. being active physically
with the work.Copy !req
509. - And, AC, you got
any final statements?Copy !req
510. - He don't really do no work.Copy !req
511. - I'm trying to understand
what he needs tips for, anyway.Copy !req
512. He owns the company.Copy !req
513. So everything I do,
he get paid off of.Copy !req
514. So now, he want to get
paid off the tips, too?Copy !req
515. - Answer that question, Oscar.Copy !req
516. - Yes.Copy !req
517. - OK, I've heard enough.Copy !req
518. Oscar, I don't know why the
owner of a company need tips.Copy !req
519. I mean, it is greedy
that you wouldCopy !req
520. take from the people that's
not making the same amountCopy !req
521. of money that you are.Copy !req
522. But, AC,
he did have a contract.Copy !req
523. And the contract
stated that the fieldCopy !req
524. workers would split the tip.Copy !req
525. I'm ruling in favor of...Copy !req
526. AC.Copy !req
527. You don't have to give
Oscar any of your tips.Copy !req
528. - Thank you.Copy !req
529. - I'm not as big as that dude.Copy !req
530. So for him to go
in that basement,Copy !req
531. and you said you're
behind in that truck.Copy !req
532. And then you want
half of the tip.Copy !req
533. And you're the owner
and the CEO.Copy !req
534. It's not right.Copy !req
535. Now, AC, go be
cool somewhere elseCopy !req
536. and get yourself
a four for four.Copy !req
537. - You are dismissed.Copy !req
538. - I still don't believe
you get in there.Copy !req
539. - you.Copy !req
540. - I'm here today to sue
my friend ShondaCopy !req
541. for breaking our contract
on a girls trip.Copy !req
542. No men were allowed
in any of our rooms.Copy !req
543. - They don't be opposed, Your
Honor, when they be watching.Copy !req
544. - Oh.
- This took a turn.Copy !req
545. - I'm suing for a valuable
watch, broken.Copy !req
546. - I don't know
how it got broken.Copy !req
547. - Your wrist choked it out.Copy !req
548. - She ordered some tamales.Copy !req
549. Once I started talking
about the payment,Copy !req
550. that's when it kind
of went sideways.Copy !req
551. - Ooh, she took a big bite.Copy !req
552. - How were the tamales?Copy !req
553. - Thumbs down.Copy !req
554. - Not the way y'all
were sucking them up.Copy !req
555. - Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
556. - OK, y'all, I got to settle
this once and for all.Copy !req