1. - You ain't never met
a judge like me.Copy !req
2. - Your Honor, Your Honor!Copy !req
3. - Shut the hell up, and let me
get this thing together.Copy !req
4. Hey, y'all.
I'm Ms. Pat.Copy !req
5. I know the inside
of a courtroom.Copy !req
6. I went to jail
for selling cocaine.Copy !req
7. Now here I am, sitting
on this side of the bench.Copy !req
8. - Put my faith in your hands.Copy !req
9. - I ain't God.
I don't love you.Copy !req
10. These are real casesCopy !req
11. with real money on the line.Copy !req
12. What you do with the $5,000?Copy !req
13. - I-I'll let you know.Copy !req
14. - Well, I'm here.
Let me know.Copy !req
15. - Let's just wrap this upCopy !req
16. 'cause I'm getting
very irritated.Copy !req
17. - You keep running your mouth,Copy !req
18. you ain't gonna get nothing.Copy !req
19. Court is now in session.Copy !req
20. Baby, don't do me, do Jesus,Copy !req
21. 'cause he got
more patience with you, okay?Copy !req
22. - When she settles it,Copy !req
23. that's that.Copy !req
24. All riseCopy !req
25. for Ms. Pat.Copy !req
26. - Please have a seat.Copy !req
27. How you doing, jury?
Y'all awake?Copy !req
28. Yeah.
- Barely.Copy !req
29. - Well, I need you to wake up
'cause I need your energy, OK?Copy !req
30. - OK, let's go.Copy !req
31. - All right, bailiff.
You ready?Copy !req
32. - Let's go.
- Go on and do it then.Copy !req
33. - This is the caseCopy !req
34. of Green versus Frucel.Copy !req
35. - Plaintiff Iasha Green
is suing her ex-mentee,Copy !req
36. Taylor Frucel, for $3,000.Copy !req
37. Iasha claims
she showed Taylor how to startCopy !req
38. her now-successful
real estate business,Copy !req
39. so she needs
to pay Green some green.Copy !req
40. Defendant Taylor Frucel saysCopy !req
41. that Iasha mentored her
brieflyCopy !req
42. and never brought up money.Copy !req
43. They may live in Scam-lanta,Copy !req
44. but she refuses
to get scammed by Iasha.Copy !req
45. - Before we get started,
I'd just like to tell you,Copy !req
46. this is a jury of my peers.Copy !req
47. Don't pay any attention
to them.Copy !req
48. They just like Taco Tuesday.Copy !req
49. It ain't real.Copy !req
50. - What?Copy !req
51. - I went last night.Copy !req
52. - No, it's made up
by other people.Copy !req
53. - You celebrate it every t—Copy !req
54. you give gifts and everything.Copy !req
55. - Iasha Green?Copy !req
56. - Yes.Copy !req
57. - And Taylor Frucel?Copy !req
58. - Frucel, that's right.
How are you, queen?Copy !req
59. - When Black women say "queen,"
they full of shit.Copy !req
60. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
61. - I'm glad somebody knows it.
Go ahead.Copy !req
62. - Mm-hmm.
- All right.Copy !req
63. - All right, Iasha,
can you pleaseCopy !req
64. tell me why we're here today?Copy !req
65. - So I am here to sue TaylorCopy !req
66. because she owes me $3,000Copy !req
67. for a mentorship
on real estate.Copy !req
68. I teach people
how to buy propertiesCopy !req
69. or, in her case, rent them...Copy !req
70. And do short-term rentals.Copy !req
71. - And you charge people
for that?Copy !req
72. - Absolutely.Copy !req
73. My time and expertise.Copy !req
74. - What make you so great
at real estateCopy !req
75. and all of these other things
that you said you did for her?Copy !req
76. - I'm very successful.
I have seven rental propertiesCopy !req
77. currently.
- OK.Copy !req
78. - And I own
nine properties in total.Copy !req
79. - Ooh.
- What's up?Copy !req
80. - OK.
Well, Taylor,Copy !req
81. tell me about this conversationCopy !req
82. you and Ms. Green had.Copy !req
83. - Well, first of all,
we never had a conversationCopy !req
84. about mentorship, OK?Copy !req
85. One thing that we discussed
is both of usCopy !req
86. elevating ourselves
and our business.Copy !req
87. In this industry here,
it is all about your image,Copy !req
88. and that was something
that she didn't have.Copy !req
89. Yeah, she had
her construction hatCopy !req
90. and her construction gloves,Copy !req
91. but she had no image.Copy !req
92. I was trying to bring her
a beautiful image.Copy !req
93. - So she was giving
"Bob the Builder,"Copy !req
94. and you made her sexy?Copy !req
95. - Period.Copy !req
96. I've been here for three years,Copy !req
97. and I realized Atlanta got
a lot of scamming going on,Copy !req
98. and this is the product
of Scam-lanta.Copy !req
99. - There was no contract
that said,Copy !req
100. "You're gonna have to pay me
to mentor you"?Copy !req
101. - Yes.
I have an invoice.Copy !req
102. It is right here.
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
103. Let me ask you this before
you give me this invoice.Copy !req
104. - OK.
- Was Taylor awareCopy !req
105. of this invoice
that she was running up?Copy !req
106. - Yes.Copy !req
107. - OK, give it to me.Copy !req
108. - There you go.
- Judge, may I?Copy !req
109. - Yes.
- So the invoice cameCopy !req
110. a year and a half later.Copy !req
111. - OK.
- She approached meCopy !req
112. first on the phone,Copy !req
113. and I laughed it off.Copy !req
114. We ended up
at an event together.Copy !req
115. She approaches me
in front of everybody,Copy !req
116. gets physical...Copy !req
117. Pulls my ponytail offCopy !req
118. literally in front
of everybody in the party.Copy !req
119. After I got my—
- It's not real,Copy !req
120. so was it your ponytail?
- Girl, it doesn't matter.Copy !req
121. You should've never
took it that far.Copy !req
122. - You should've got
a better ponytail.Copy !req
123. - Then she told me
I couldn't get my ponytail backCopy !req
124. until I paid her the money.Copy !req
125. - You held
her ponytail hostage?Copy !req
126. - Held it hostage
for a payment.Copy !req
127. That's how petty she is.Copy !req
128. - But my thing is,
y'all was friends about a year?Copy !req
129. Y'all was going to—
- Mentee.Copy !req
130. - Huh?
- Mentee.Copy !req
131. - Now it's mentee.
- Well, see, let me say thisCopy !req
132. to you, Iasha.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
133. - Nobody just walks around
and call nobody "my mentee."Copy !req
134. - They do,
but they changed the name.Copy !req
135. It used to be pimp.Copy !req
136. - Did you tell Taylor
that your relationship cameCopy !req
137. with a price tag?Copy !req
138. - I never wanted
to be her friend.Copy !req
139. - Bitch, you gonna say,
back up,Copy !req
140. 'cause there's a fee
to talk to Iasha.Copy !req
141. - I waived that fee
because usually,Copy !req
142. you do have to pay a fee
to talk to me.Copy !req
143. If you go on my website...
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
144. I can't take it.
- You'll see it.Copy !req
145. Consultation fee.
- So if you waived the fee,Copy !req
146. why are we here?
- Girl, stop.Copy !req
147. - For us to do mentorship
and for her to comeCopy !req
148. out in the field with me,
that was the fee.Copy !req
149. - Can I please see
the price sheetCopy !req
150. for your mentorship,
for you talking to people?Copy !req
151. Lord have mercy.
- You have it.Copy !req
152. - "Business Start-up,
300 and up.Copy !req
153. Corporate Staff Coaching
Solution, 2000 per hour."Copy !req
154. I want to see the "Chick That
Went to the Club With You" fee.Copy !req
155. Where that fee at?Copy !req
156. Where that fee at?Copy !req
157. - Took you to all the events.Copy !req
158. - All right, jury,
help me settle this, OK?Copy !req
159. - Well, me and Ms. Pat toured
together for many years,Copy !req
160. and I taught her
a lot of stuff.Copy !req
161. And now that you just
made me think about it,Copy !req
162. I never charged her for it.Copy !req
163. So all while y'all talking,
I'm pretty much thinking—Copy !req
164. - Pull out
that calculator, baby.Copy !req
165. - No, I just got it in my mind.Copy !req
166. I think we smiled
together once.Copy !req
167. That counts, 'cause
you didn't know how to smile.Copy !req
168. - Absolutely.
- You didn't know how to smileCopy !req
169. before me, Ms. Pat.
- Pull out that calculator.Copy !req
170. - And now that you mention it,
Ms. Pat,Copy !req
171. you know,
you've done so much for me.Copy !req
172. You came to LA;
you helped me with my set.Copy !req
173. At the end of the day,
I think I owe youCopy !req
174. my ponytail and my left boob,
all you did for me.Copy !req
175. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
176. - Taylor, I hope you learn
one thing from this situation.Copy !req
177. When you meet somebody
in this industry,Copy !req
178. the first thing
you need to ask them,Copy !req
179. am I being charged
to hang out with you?Copy !req
180. - That's right.Copy !req
181. - 'Cause I didn't even know
you pay people to tell youCopy !req
182. that there was a house
for sale down the street.Copy !req
183. Iasha, when you're
selling stuff,Copy !req
184. the price comes first.Copy !req
185. Not one time she knew
she was on the clockCopy !req
186. 'cause you didn't tell her.Copy !req
187. If you had told that girl
you was mentoring her,Copy !req
188. she would've went on
and found her another victim,Copy !req
189. I guarantee you that, 'cause
I can see it in her face.Copy !req
190. She thinks she's the plug.Copy !req
191. - I'm glad somebody know it.Copy !req
192. - Both of y'all think
y'all the plug.Copy !req
193. I've heard enough, and I'm
gonna settle it right now.Copy !req
194. I'm ruling in favor of...Copy !req
195. The defendant, Taylor.Copy !req
196. - What?Copy !req
197. - If it's your business,Copy !req
198. you tell people your price
up front.Copy !req
199. You didn't tell her.Copy !req
200. And you should give her back
her ponytail.Copy !req
201. - Or I can take yours now.
Can I?Copy !req
202. - No.Copy !req
203. That settles it.Copy !req
204. - You are dismissed.Copy !req
205. - Y'all don't want
to make up y'all friendship?Copy !req
206. - No.Copy !req
207. - No.
- I want this ponytail.Copy !req
208. - If I don't get
this one first.Copy !req
209. - Even a prostitute
tells you the priceCopy !req
210. before she get in your car
and go down.Copy !req
211. - Sometimes.Copy !req
212. - Was you expecting to be paid?Copy !req
213. - Yes, the verbal agreement
was $100 an event.Copy !req
214. - And it wasn't sex?Copy !req
215. - It wasn't sex.
- Thank you.Copy !req
216. Nobody works for sex.Copy !req
217. - Well, some people do
'cause, uh—Copy !req
218. - Are you crazy?Copy !req
219. Where you been at?Copy !req
220. - I'ma need y'all to stay alertCopy !req
221. 'cause I need y'all
to be "juror-ing."Copy !req
222. - That's a word?Copy !req
223. - Today.Copy !req
224. All right, bailiff.Copy !req
225. Let's get this party started.Copy !req
226. - This is the caseCopy !req
227. of Hughes versus Rawls.Copy !req
228. - Plaintiff Esa Hughes
is suingCopy !req
229. his on-again, off-again
girlfriend, Latoya,Copy !req
230. for $3,752
for never paying himCopy !req
231. for working at
her lemonade stand business.Copy !req
232. - Hello.
- Hello, Your Honor.Copy !req
233. - How you doing?
- Doing good. How you doing?Copy !req
234. - Defendant Latoya Rawls said
the money they profitedCopy !req
235. was spent to grow
the business,Copy !req
236. and Esa is barking up
the wrong lemon treeCopy !req
237. if he thinks she's gonna
pay him that much money.Copy !req
238. - All right,
let's get this party started.Copy !req
239. So tell me why we're here,
uh, "Eh-sa."Copy !req
240. Is it "Eh-sa"?
- Esa.Copy !req
241. - Esa.
- "Esa" like,Copy !req
242. "I'll Esa now, Esa later."Copy !req
243. - OK.Copy !req
244. That should be easy
for my big ass.Copy !req
245. Thank you, DeRay.Copy !req
246. Esa?
- Yes.Copy !req
247. - Tell me why we're here.Copy !req
248. - We're here today
'cause I'm suing my girlfriendCopy !req
249. for $3,752 in unpaid wages.Copy !req
250. I worked for her
for about seven years.Copy !req
251. I put in $752,
and I worked over 35 events.Copy !req
252. And our verbal agreement was,Copy !req
253. she was supposed
to pay me $100 each event.Copy !req
254. - Did she pay you?
- No.Copy !req
255. - OK, Latoya, give me
your side of the story.Copy !req
256. - Well, I've been
selling lemonadeCopy !req
257. for about five years,
not seven.Copy !req
258. You know, I do a lot of events,
fairgrounds, carnivals,Copy !req
259. and I started everything alone.Copy !req
260. I don't think Esa deserves
any money from me.Copy !req
261. I don't even know
why Esa would even think that.Copy !req
262. - Was you together
when you started this business?Copy !req
263. - Off and on.Copy !req
264. Sometimes.Copy !req
265. - Was you off or was you on?Copy !req
266. - Both.Copy !req
267. Sometimes we on.
Sometimes we off.Copy !req
268. You know, sometimes it just—
it goes that way.Copy !req
269. - So y'all on when he working,Copy !req
270. but off when it's time
to pay him?Copy !req
271. - Is that the situation?Copy !req
272. - No.Copy !req
273. - Did you ever have
a payment agreement?Copy !req
274. - We had a verbal agreementCopy !req
275. that she was supposed
to pay me $100 each event.Copy !req
276. - So you never
got paid $100 ever?Copy !req
277. - I ain't never get it
'cause she always saidCopy !req
278. she needed it for things,
like, personal.Copy !req
279. - That's not true.Copy !req
280. - Do you have any photos
of this lemonade stand?Copy !req
281. - I mean, I have a few photos.Copy !req
282. - Is it liquor in it?Copy !req
283. - No, it's not spiked.Copy !req
284. - No liquor?
- It's not spiked.Copy !req
285. - That's a nice lil' stand.Copy !req
286. That's a nice lil'
lemonade stand.Copy !req
287. - Is this
both of y'all together?Copy !req
288. - Yes, it is; that's at
Tower City, Cleveland, Ohio.Copy !req
289. - What was y'all bringing in?
Just—Copy !req
290. - Anywhere between
3,000 to 4,000.Copy !req
291. - So $3,000 to $4,000?Copy !req
292. - Yeah.
- In, like, two days.Copy !req
293. - In two days?
- Yeah.Copy !req
294. - And you couldn't pay $100?Copy !req
295. - No.Copy !req
296. - I'm not
paying Esa anything...Copy !req
297. - She didn't pay me nothing.
- Because we wereCopy !req
298. actually living together.Copy !req
299. While we're living together,
all the moneyCopy !req
300. that was profited—
- Stop.Copy !req
301. Let me say this to you.Copy !req
302. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
303. - I used to do the same thing,Copy !req
304. right there at the
Georgia Dome, with hot dogs.Copy !req
305. When my husband clocked in,
I had to pay his ass,Copy !req
306. 'cause if I didn't pay my
husband for pouring that beer,Copy !req
307. he was gon' quit.Copy !req
308. - He thought he was
gonna get paid.Copy !req
309. He didn't want to be paid
in snatch.Copy !req
310. Was you expecting to be paid?Copy !req
311. - Yes, the verbal agreement
was $100 an event.Copy !req
312. - And it wasn't sex?Copy !req
313. - It wasn't sex, no.
- Thank you.Copy !req
314. Nobody works for sex.Copy !req
315. - Well, some people do
'cause, uh,Copy !req
316. if you want to be technical
about it...Copy !req
317. - Are you crazy?Copy !req
318. Where you been at?Copy !req
319. - There was never an agreement
for Esa to get paidCopy !req
320. to do anything,
because all of the moneyCopy !req
321. that was made went towards
everything that we were doing.Copy !req
322. - Now, she's supposed
to pay you $100Copy !req
323. for each event, right?Copy !req
324. - Mm-hmm.
- She owes you 3,700.Copy !req
325. It took you 37 times
to figure outCopy !req
326. this lady wasn't gonna
give you no money?Copy !req
327. - She got that
Beyoncé lemonade, huh?Copy !req
328. - Esa, I wouldn't take it.Copy !req
329. If I was you, I would
go work for Home Depot.Copy !req
330. You already got
the uniform on right now.Copy !req
331. - I have to say this, Latoya.Copy !req
332. What you did was very selfish.Copy !req
333. $3,700, you ought
to be ashamed of yourself.Copy !req
334. But you show weakness.Copy !req
335. - Yeah.
- You allow her to control you,Copy !req
336. and that was your control.Copy !req
337. She fed you, she kissed you,
she loved youCopy !req
338. so she wouldn't
have to pay you.Copy !req
339. - Man, you should've
already knewCopy !req
340. what kind of person she wasCopy !req
341. 'cause kids have
lemonade stands,Copy !req
342. and she wanted
to go up against them.Copy !req
343. - Exactly.Copy !req
344. - Look at the market
she entered.Copy !req
345. - That's wrong.Copy !req
346. - After hearing all of this,
I'ma settle it right now.Copy !req
347. I'm ruling in the favor...Copy !req
348. Of the plaintiff, Esa,Copy !req
349. for the full amount—$3,752.Copy !req
350. - Thank you so much.Copy !req
351. Thank you so much, Your Honor.Copy !req
352. Thank you.
I appreciate it.Copy !req
353. I needed that.Copy !req
354. - If you want
your business to grow,Copy !req
355. you're gonna need other people
to help you.Copy !req
356. You think if I stop
paying this bailiff,Copy !req
357. he gonna put on
that ugly-ass uniform?Copy !req
358. - Nope.Copy !req
359. - But you're selfish.Copy !req
360. It's all about you.Copy !req
361. It's all about you.Copy !req
362. And when you like that,Copy !req
363. your business is not
gonna grow, girlfriend,Copy !req
364. 'cause he gonna tell
the next personCopy !req
365. not to fool with you
because you don't pay.Copy !req
366. Now that settles it.Copy !req
367. - You are dismissed.Copy !req
368. - Thank you.
All right, jury.Copy !req
369. - All right, Sweet and Sour.Copy !req
370. - DC, what would you doCopy !req
371. if a woman tried
to pull that on you?Copy !req
372. - I'd put some liquor
in that lemonade.Copy !req
373. Don't put no liquor,
then somebody's gonna—Copy !req
374. there's gonna be
some liquor going on.Copy !req
375. - I'm suing my cousin Kyle
for $1,000Copy !req
376. for damages
to the rented vehicle.Copy !req
377. - I don't know
where the damages came from.Copy !req
378. - Are you a good driver?Copy !req
379. - I'm a very good driver.
I drive professionally.Copy !req
380. - Uber or Lyft?Copy !req
381. - Y'all good, jury?
- Yes.Copy !req
382. - Yes.
- Yes, yes, ma'am.Copy !req
383. - Don't y'all forget you got
one job and one job only, OK?Copy !req
384. Make me look good and laugh.Copy !req
385. All right, baby.
Do what you do.Copy !req
386. - This is the caseCopy !req
387. of Strange versus Land.Copy !req
388. - Plaintiff Jamal Strange
is suingCopy !req
389. his cousin and best friend,
Kyle, for $1,000,Copy !req
390. after he says Kyle damaged
the car he rented.Copy !req
391. Jamal wants Kyle to admit
he put a dentCopy !req
392. in both the car
and their relationship.Copy !req
393. - Them pants wanna be shorts
bad as hell.Copy !req
394. - They capris.Copy !req
395. He got on knickerbockers.Copy !req
396. - Defendant Kyle Land said
he didn't cause any damage.Copy !req
397. - Dressed strange too.Copy !req
398. - He hopes Ms. Pat will
dismiss the case.Copy !req
399. It was probably a hit-and-run.Copy !req
400. - There's two naked mannequins
at Macy's.Copy !req
401. - Order in my court.Copy !req
402. - Swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth,Copy !req
403. and nothing but the truth,
so help you God?Copy !req
404. - Yes.
- Jamal, can you pleaseCopy !req
405. tell me why we're here today?Copy !req
406. - I'm suing my cousin Kyle
for $1,000Copy !req
407. for damages
to the rented vehicle.Copy !req
408. - 1,000?
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
409. So I was in Atlanta,Copy !req
410. visiting my cousin Kyle,
handling some business.Copy !req
411. I rented a vehicle,
and earlier that day,Copy !req
412. we were out, went to the gym,Copy !req
413. ran some errands
or what have you.Copy !req
414. And I was tired,
so I kind of just laid down.Copy !req
415. And later on that evening,
I heard, like,Copy !req
416. the keys jingling and stuff,
and I was like,Copy !req
417. oh, all right, well,
he about to take the car.Copy !req
418. I'm like,
all right, that's cool.Copy !req
419. So the next day,Copy !req
420. I went to go return the car,Copy !req
421. and I noticed all these
scratches and dents on the car.Copy !req
422. I had a $1,000 deductible,Copy !req
423. so my insurance company will
cover the rest.Copy !req
424. I just had to cover the 1,000.Copy !req
425. I get back home; I call him.Copy !req
426. I'm like, did you notice the
dents and scratches on the car?Copy !req
427. "I didn't do nothing.
I didn't do nothing."Copy !req
428. I ain't said
you did nothing yet.Copy !req
429. So we're here so I can
reclaim my $1,000 back.Copy !req
430. - All right, Kyle,Copy !req
431. can you please tell me
your side of the story.Copy !req
432. - My cousin and I,
we were supposed to beCopy !req
433. meeting up with some friends
at the club.Copy !req
434. I took the keys,
and I went to the club.Copy !req
435. I didn't drink or anything,
you know what I'm saying,Copy !req
436. because I did know
that he had a rental car,Copy !req
437. and I wanted to be responsible.Copy !req
438. - Did you give the car
to valet?Copy !req
439. - No.
I just parked the car.Copy !req
440. I parked the car
in the parking lot.Copy !req
441. - You took the car out, and
while you had the car parked,Copy !req
442. it could have got some damage.Copy !req
443. - Yes.
- So that makes you responsibleCopy !req
444. for the car 'cause you the one
took the car to the club.Copy !req
445. - I don't know
where the damages came from.Copy !req
446. I didn't see them.
I don't know.Copy !req
447. - Are you a good driver?Copy !req
448. - I'm a very good driver.Copy !req
449. I drive professionally.Copy !req
450. - Uber or Lyft?Copy !req
451. - Obviously NASCAR.Copy !req
452. - All right, juror.Copy !req
453. Can I see this damage, please?Copy !req
454. - Absolutely.Copy !req
455. - Oh, that's a lot of damage
for a rental car.Copy !req
456. - Damn.Copy !req
457. You would know that happened.Copy !req
458. - So when you found out
he wrecked your rental car,Copy !req
459. would you say
that really "Hertz"?Copy !req
460. - Good one, DeRay.Copy !req
461. That's a good one.Copy !req
462. - Did he ruin
your "Enterprise"?Copy !req
463. - Stop it!Copy !req
464. - That $1,000 got you
on a "Budget."Copy !req
465. - I need y'all to stop.Copy !req
466. - And those pants are
inter-"National."Copy !req
467. - OK.Copy !req
468. - All right, sorry.
- Enough of that.Copy !req
469. - Plaintiff Jamal Strange
is suing his cousin KyleCopy !req
470. for $1,000 for damage
to his rental car.Copy !req
471. But Kyle says he didn't do it.Copy !req
472. Ms. Pat is looking
to settle thisCopy !req
473. before these cousins
hit-and-run up on each other.Copy !req
474. - When you took
this car back to him,Copy !req
475. you gonna tell me
you didn't notice this?Copy !req
476. - I didn't see that.Copy !req
477. - What?Copy !req
478. - Do you feel like you had
anything to do with this?Copy !req
479. - I don't feel like
I had anything to do with itCopy !req
480. because when he parks his car
in front of my house,Copy !req
481. when I look out my window,
the passenger side isCopy !req
482. facing my house,
so I would have seen it,Copy !req
483. or he would have seen it
walking to the car.Copy !req
484. - So are you saying
between him goingCopy !req
485. to fill the car up
and return the car,Copy !req
486. somewhere, somehow,
somebody hit him?Copy !req
487. - Had to be,
'cause I didn't hit him.Copy !req
488. - He should write movies.Copy !req
489. This story is amazing.Copy !req
490. - DeRay, what you think?Copy !req
491. - Dude crashed the car.Copy !req
492. He just don't got $1,000
right now.Copy !req
493. And I can tell by the way
he crashed into that outfit.Copy !req
494. - DC, what do you think?Copy !req
495. - Where is your car, man?Copy !req
496. - He wrecked it.Copy !req
497. - Did he?Copy !req
498. He wrecked his car.
- Do you have a car?Copy !req
499. - No, I don't.
- What happened to it?Copy !req
500. - But you a professional driver
with no car?Copy !req
501. - Carmen, what do you think?Copy !req
502. - Judge, I think
if you award him the $1,000,Copy !req
503. you need to put
a little asteriskCopy !req
504. that he gotta buy looser pants
with this money.Copy !req
505. That's the only way
you win this case tonight.Copy !req
506. - That cover the ankle part...Copy !req
507. - Yeah.
- 'Cause if we turnCopy !req
508. the air conditioner on
the floor in here,Copy !req
509. both of them gonna
start sneezing.Copy !req
510. - OK?Copy !req
511. - I hate to see
cousins this close fighting,Copy !req
512. and I hope you guys still
love each other.Copy !req
513. After hearing this case,Copy !req
514. I'ma settle it right now.Copy !req
515. I'm ruling in favor of...Copy !req
516. The plaintiff, Jamal.Copy !req
517. You two is gonna split this
down the middle, $500,Copy !req
518. and I want you to patch up
this relationship.Copy !req
519. But Kyle?Copy !req
520. - Yes, ma'am?Copy !req
521. - I ain't gonna say you did it,Copy !req
522. but we know you did it.Copy !req
523. And that's not
how you treat family,Copy !req
524. 'cause that is your firstCopy !req
525. or second or third
or sixth cousin.Copy !req
526. OK?Copy !req
527. So I need a dap, a hug.Copy !req
528. Come on, Black men,
put this thing back together.Copy !req
529. - Yeah, come on.
- Nipple to nipple, baby.Copy !req
530. - No, a hug.Copy !req
531. - Aww.
- Squeeze him tight.Copy !req
532. - OK.
Now that settles it.Copy !req
533. - Thank you.
- Make sure you'reCopy !req
534. the one driving, Jamal.Copy !req
535. - Absolutely, y'all.
- Thank you.Copy !req
536. - Can y'all be easy
on these people?Copy !req
537. - They wearing them out.
- They walked in the door,Copy !req
538. and you told them
their pants were nut-huggers.Copy !req
539. Keep your family closeCopy !req
540. and your pants closer.Copy !req
541. - He left me stranded.
- She ended upCopy !req
542. sleeping with my brother.Copy !req
543. - Now, had that been the uncle,Copy !req
544. that would have been
a little bit of, you know,Copy !req
545. break in the family.Copy !req
546. It's the brother.Copy !req
547. - I'm suing my daughter because
I took her to the Bahamas,Copy !req
548. and she didn't pay me my money.Copy !req
549. - I plan family vacations
all the time,Copy !req
550. but them suckers pay me.Copy !req
551. You don't trust nobody,
especially your kids.Copy !req
552. So she stole your man
and your pursesCopy !req
553. and your shoes
and your perfume?Copy !req
554. - It was on the Ring cam.Copy !req
555. - What?
- If he do it to her,Copy !req
556. he gonna do it to you.Copy !req
557. Personally, I think
he's a piece of shit.Copy !req