1. - You ain't never met
a judge like me.Copy !req
2. - Your Honor! Your Honor!Copy !req
3. - Shut the hell up, and let me
get this thing together.Copy !req
4. Hey, y'all.
I'm Ms. Pat.Copy !req
5. I know the inside
of a courtroom.Copy !req
6. Went to jail
for selling cocaine.Copy !req
7. Now here I am, sitting on
this side of the bench.Copy !req
8. - Put my faith in your hands.
- I ain't God.Copy !req
9. I don't love you.Copy !req
10. These are real cases with
real money on the line.Copy !req
11. What'd you do with the $5,000?Copy !req
12. - I'll let you know.Copy !req
13. - Well, I'm here. Let me know.Copy !req
14. - Let's just wrap this up,Copy !req
15. 'cause I'm getting
very irritated.Copy !req
16. - You keep running
your mouth,Copy !req
17. you ain't going to get nothing.Copy !req
18. Court is now in session.Copy !req
19. Baby, don't do me,
do Jesus because he gotCopy !req
20. more patience with you, OK?Copy !req
21. - Stand up for
the judge who hasCopy !req
22. no problem telling you
to sit your ass down,Copy !req
23. the Honorable Ms. Pat.Copy !req
24. - Hey, everybody.Copy !req
25. Thank you.Copy !req
26. Please, have a seat.Copy !req
27. All right, jury, y'all
ready to get it on?Copy !req
28. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
29. - Let's get it on.Copy !req
30. - Let's get to
the truth in here.Copy !req
31. - All right, bailiff.Copy !req
32. - This is the case of
Boyd versus Wagstaff.Copy !req
33. You may now enter.Copy !req
34. - Plaintiff Jasmin Boyd is
suing her best friend, Raven,Copy !req
35. for $350 in hair
and makeup services,Copy !req
36. claiming that Raven's glow-up
went down without a payment.Copy !req
37. - Hello.Copy !req
38. - Hello, Your Honor.Copy !req
39. - Defendant Raven says she
doesn't owe Jasmin jackCopy !req
40. and is countersuing for $1,000Copy !req
41. because Jasmin's ex
wrecked Raven's car.Copy !req
42. And that's a motor makeover
she's got to clean up.Copy !req
43. - OK, before we
get started, I justCopy !req
44. want to let you know that this
is a jury of my peers, OK?Copy !req
45. Don't let them get
your wig in a knot.Copy !req
46. - Ain't going to happen.Copy !req
47. - They're going to say
stuff that doesn't matter.Copy !req
48. Stay focused on me.Copy !req
49. OK, Jasmin, please tell me
why we're here today.Copy !req
50. - I am here suing my
lifelong friend, who happensCopy !req
51. to be my BFF, Raven, for $350.Copy !req
52. I did her birthday slay,
hair and makeup,Copy !req
53. and she refused to pay me.Copy !req
54. And I do not work for free.Copy !req
55. - OK.Copy !req
56. Raven, tell me your
side of the story.Copy !req
57. - Girl, you know, you is
a Carlee Russell ass lie.Copy !req
58. But I'm going
to just tell you, Judge,Copy !req
59. I was over her house.Copy !req
60. She would do my
hair and makeup,Copy !req
61. and she does do
a phenomenal job.Copy !req
62. Just so happened, I don't
know what was discussedCopy !req
63. between her and her boyfriend.Copy !req
64. But he came in,
and he said, Raven,Copy !req
65. can I use your car
to go to the store?Copy !req
66. I said, absolutely not.Copy !req
67. And so, finally,
I stepped outsideCopy !req
68. to get some air because,
of course, she has no AC.Copy !req
69. - I really need you
to take a breath.Copy !req
70. I don't want to give you CPR.Copy !req
71. - And so as I stepped
outside to get some air,Copy !req
72. I'm looking around—Copy !req
73. where the hell is my car at?Copy !req
74. I come back in.Copy !req
75. Jasmin, I know you
didn't let Silk a.k.a.Copy !req
76. "Slick" take my car.Copy !req
77. - His name is Silk.Copy !req
78. - But he real slick.Copy !req
79. - Oh, OK, he's slick.
OK.Copy !req
80. - Yeah.Copy !req
81. So she calls him,
calls, him calls him.Copy !req
82. He's not answering.Copy !req
83. Finally, when he
calls her back,Copy !req
84. he tells her he was in a
wreck on Northside Drive.Copy !req
85. Only thing I know
on Northside DriveCopy !req
86. is Dreams, the strip club.Copy !req
87. - Girl.Copy !req
88. - And he didn't
have my permission.Copy !req
89. So at this time, I'm
countersuing her for $1,000Copy !req
90. because I want my deductible
that I had to pay backCopy !req
91. for my car because
she begged meCopy !req
92. not to press charges
on my stolen vehicle.Copy !req
93. And look at what
position I'm in now.Copy !req
94. - Silk.
- Damn.Copy !req
95. - Jasmin, you left that little
detail out of your testimony.Copy !req
96. - OK.Copy !req
97. - Your Honor, just because
that was my boyfriendCopy !req
98. does not mean I'm liable
for him taking her car.Copy !req
99. - So she had a key to your car?
- No.Copy !req
100. - No, she doesn't
have a key to my car.Copy !req
101. - I have a key ring.Copy !req
102. When you walk in, you know...
- You hang up.Copy !req
103. - You hang up the key ring.Copy !req
104. - So he stole—
he pretty much—Copy !req
105. - I don't know.Copy !req
106. I wasn't privy
to the conversation.Copy !req
107. - He absolutely did.Copy !req
108. - Yes, I sent Silk
to the store for me.Copy !req
109. - Look at me.
- Silk...Copy !req
110. - Stop.Copy !req
111. - Rides his bike.Copy !req
112. - Well, he rides a bike?Copy !req
113. - Yes, because he does
not have a license.Copy !req
114. And he's not
driving my vehicle,Copy !req
115. so Silk rides his bike.Copy !req
116. - He doesn't ride his bike.Copy !req
117. He rides her son's Huffy.Copy !req
118. - It don't matter
who the owner is—Copy !req
119. - OK, well, it's not his.Copy !req
120. He has no ownership.Copy !req
121. - Looky here.Copy !req
122. - Her son's Huffy.Copy !req
123. - You let your man
ride your son bike?Copy !req
124. - First of all, I don't
think that who bike—Copy !req
125. Silk's ride isn't
the issue because he'sCopy !req
126. not here about the bike.Copy !req
127. - OK, you got a grown-ass
man who ride a bike.Copy !req
128. - No, hold on.
Hold on.Copy !req
129. - And he's not a cyclist.Copy !req
130. - We're not going to say
I sleep with Silk.Copy !req
131. Silk is the kid's big brother,
the babysitter, Your Honor.Copy !req
132. We going to just call
it for what it is.Copy !req
133. - So let me ask you—Copy !req
134. Let me ask you this.
- Which one is it?Copy !req
135. - Let me ask you this, Jasmin.Copy !req
136. - Yes, Your Honor.
- Look at her.Copy !req
137. - I'm looking.Copy !req
138. - Do she look like
she would loan her keysCopy !req
139. to a man that paddles?Copy !req
140. - Yes.Copy !req
141. - Jasmin, you can'tCopy !req
142. - OK.Copy !req
143. - You allow this man to come
in your house, where you doCopy !req
144. your business, and take
from your customers,Copy !req
145. and go and wreck their car.Copy !req
146. And you're going
to tell me that youCopy !req
147. actually believe that
she gave this bum her car?Copy !req
148. - I got pictures, Your Honor.Copy !req
149. - OK, please, let me
see these pictures.Copy !req
150. - You know I brings
the receipts.Copy !req
151. - I have receipts myself.Copy !req
152. - OK, well, whatever.Copy !req
153. - What kind of car was this?Copy !req
154. - That was a Rogue 2013.Copy !req
155. - Look like he drove it
into the strip club.Copy !req
156. - So let me ask my jury, OK?Copy !req
157. - So let me ask my jury, OK?Copy !req
158. Jurors, please,
help me out here.Copy !req
159. - Silk is wrecking the bike.Copy !req
160. He wrecking the car.Copy !req
161. He wrecking the friendship.Copy !req
162. - And he wrecking
Jasmin's life...Copy !req
163. - OK.
- Ooh...Copy !req
164. - In that order.Copy !req
165. - Before I make my decision,
do either one of you ladiesCopy !req
166. have a last remark?Copy !req
167. - At this point, I just wished
all of this would be over with,Copy !req
168. and I could go back
to living my best lifeCopy !req
169. without being involved
in her and her scandals,Copy !req
170. and her bum-ass men.Copy !req
171. - She'll be back.Copy !req
172. They all come back.Copy !req
173. - Ooh.Copy !req
174. - I am not responsible
for what he did,Copy !req
175. regardless he live
with me or not.Copy !req
176. I did work.Copy !req
177. And I like to be
paid for my workCopy !req
178. because I do not work for free.Copy !req
179. - I've heard everything
I needed to hear.Copy !req
180. I'm ruling in favor of...Copy !req
181. The plaintiff, Jasmin, for $350Copy !req
182. because you did the makeup,
and the hair, and the wig.Copy !req
183. I'm also ruling
in favor of RavenCopy !req
184. for her countersuit for $1,000.Copy !req
185. Jasmin, that means you're on
the hook for $650, sister.Copy !req
186. I think you're
really delusionalCopy !req
187. about your boyfriend.Copy !req
188. From one Black woman
to another one,Copy !req
189. you really damaged
a good friendship.Copy !req
190. First of all,
let me say this to you.Copy !req
191. She supports your business.Copy !req
192. She come over,
and she say she'sCopy !req
193. sat in your hot-ass
house, and letCopy !req
194. you do her hair and makeup.Copy !req
195. That's the first thing.Copy !req
196. And that wasn't the
first time she there.Copy !req
197. She came here.Copy !req
198. She gave you your props.Copy !req
199. She said you does
a wonderful job.Copy !req
200. So that means you're
not at a salon.Copy !req
201. She comes to your house
whenever she get ready to getCopy !req
202. her wig and makeup done.Copy !req
203. - No, that's not true,
Your Honor.Copy !req
204. We're not going to paint
that narrative.Copy !req
205. - I'm just trying to tell you,Copy !req
206. you're messing up a friendshipCopy !req
207. over your boyfriend
or friend, whateverCopy !req
208. he is, babysitter on a bike.Copy !req
209. You sitting here with attitude.Copy !req
210. You ain't my friend.Copy !req
211. I don't care because had
Silk wrecked my bike, baby,Copy !req
212. your wig would have came off.Copy !req
213. You would have thought
I was DC Curry.Copy !req
214. Now that settles it.Copy !req
215. - Thank you, Judge.Copy !req
216. I really appreciate it.Copy !req
217. You guys, too.Copy !req
218. Thank you.Copy !req
219. - That's it.Copy !req
220. - I met some mean women today.Copy !req
221. - Well, she had
a right to be mean.Copy !req
222. Her man's riding a bike.Copy !req
223. - Silk out here
acting polyester.Copy !req
224. - You should say,
I fell and hit my head.Copy !req
225. That is more believable.Copy !req
226. - Come on, man.Copy !req
227. Can y'all be serious?Copy !req
228. - Please, tell us to be
serious in Ms. Pat courtroom.Copy !req
229. - Now, we going
to have some fun.Copy !req
230. - What a day.Copy !req
231. - We are.Copy !req
232. - Bailiff, you ready?
- Let's go.Copy !req
233. Let's do this.Copy !req
234. - Well, let's go on
and do this home run.Copy !req
235. - All right.Copy !req
236. This is the case of
Ramsey versus Larocque.Copy !req
237. - Plaintiff Ron RamseyCopy !req
238. is suing his cousin Javon
for $1,000.Copy !req
239. Ron says when he went
to his cousin's houseCopy !req
240. to help him install
an above ground pool,Copy !req
241. he's the one who took a spill.Copy !req
242. The injury caused him
to miss workCopy !req
243. and his bank account
to be dry.Copy !req
244. - That's how you get on the
flight early on Southwest.Copy !req
245. - Defendant Javon
Larocque says his cousinCopy !req
246. is a scam artist with
a history of slip and falls.Copy !req
247. And he refuses to be
his latest victim.Copy !req
248. - Ms. Pat, you're even
prettier in person.Copy !req
249. My God, I must say.
- Hey, man.Copy !req
250. Hey, brother.Copy !req
251. - Hey, don't play
about Ms. Pat.Copy !req
252. - No, I wasn't even—Copy !req
253. - Don't talk to my jury.Copy !req
254. - Oh, they started with me.
They started with me.Copy !req
255. - Hey.Copy !req
256. - We just being observant, bro.Copy !req
257. - All right, Ron,
tell us why we're here.Copy !req
258. - I'm suing my cousin,
Javon Larocque, for $1,000Copy !req
259. to replace the days
I missed at work.Copy !req
260. - OK.
- I went over his house.Copy !req
261. He wanted me to help him
put up a pool,Copy !req
262. so I told him, put the dogs up.Copy !req
263. He let the dogs out.Copy !req
264. - Who? Who? Who?Copy !req
265. - Finish.Copy !req
266. - I went to pick up one of
the panels for the pool.Copy !req
267. I turn around.
I see one of the dogs.Copy !req
268. I'm like, oh, oh, oh,
and I'm able to catch myself.Copy !req
269. But I didn't see the other one,
and like, oh, oh, oh.Copy !req
270. And I just—I fell.Copy !req
271. And he started laughing
like he is now.Copy !req
272. - Lies, all lies.Copy !req
273. - He said he was
going to pay for it.Copy !req
274. That's why I'm here.
- OK.Copy !req
275. Javon.Copy !req
276. - Ms. Pat, he's lying—
- Why?Copy !req
277. - Just flat out.Copy !req
278. He's been a liar.Copy !req
279. Those crutches
are probably lies.Copy !req
280. Like, he didn't do nothing, OK?Copy !req
281. So I go to my shed
to go get some tools out.Copy !req
282. I come out.Copy !req
283. He's rolling over on
the ground, oh, my leg.Copy !req
284. Help me.Copy !req
285. Oh, help, help, help.Copy !req
286. I had to actually
help him get up.Copy !req
287. - That's a lie, Your Honor.
He ain't touch me or nothing—Copy !req
288. - I did.
I did help you get up.Copy !req
289. - You laughed is what you did.Copy !req
290. - Wow.Copy !req
291. - He said your dogs came out.Copy !req
292. - Man, my dogs are always out.Copy !req
293. Those—they sweet little dogs.Copy !req
294. You can't—they
really, really sweet.Copy !req
295. - You got any evidence?Copy !req
296. - I do have some evidence.Copy !req
297. - Bailiff, help me out.Copy !req
298. So you scared of a small dog?Copy !req
299. - He got an English bulldog.Copy !req
300. You know what those
things can do?Copy !req
301. - They're small.Copy !req
302. - But they take down bears
and stuff like that.Copy !req
303. - These are the dogs.
- Yeah.Copy !req
304. Aw.Copy !req
305. - Baby.Copy !req
306. - Don't even look like
they run around at all.Copy !req
307. They just lay and look good.Copy !req
308. - Right. They just lay around.Copy !req
309. - OK, let's be realistic.Copy !req
310. He's there to help you out.Copy !req
311. - Trying to help me.Copy !req
312. - He put your pool together.Copy !req
313. He get hurt...Copy !req
314. - Yep.Copy !req
315. - On your property
because your littleCopy !req
316. dog ran up and scared him.Copy !req
317. If somebody else
would have cameCopy !req
318. on your property,
that wasn't your relative,Copy !req
319. you would have had to pay.Copy !req
320. - But see, hold—
this is not the first timeCopy !req
321. he had an injury on his ankle.Copy !req
322. It's been like that for years.
- Yeah.Copy !req
323. I did get injured, and I knew
he was going to bring that up.Copy !req
324. That's no secret.Copy !req
325. - So do he—let me ask you
something, Javon.Copy !req
326. Do he have a pattern of
exaggerating his injuries?Copy !req
327. - All the time.Copy !req
328. All the time.
- Prove it. Prove it.Copy !req
329. - Javon, you have
a witness here?Copy !req
330. - I do. I have one.
- Come on up.Copy !req
331. - Cuba Gooding Jr., he brought
Morris Chestnut with him.Copy !req
332. - Sir, please state your name
for the court.Copy !req
333. - My name is Tyson.Copy !req
334. - You got a last name?
- OK, Marlow.Copy !req
335. - Tyson Marlow?Copy !req
336. - Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
337. - OK, tell me how you know
Frick and Frack.Copy !req
338. - Ron and I have been
friends for, oh, 30 years.Copy !req
339. - OK.Copy !req
340. - This fella here,
he like to lie.Copy !req
341. - Do he?Copy !req
342. - Oh, he rather
tell a lie on creditCopy !req
343. than the truth for cash.Copy !req
344. - Why you say that?Copy !req
345. - We had a minor fender bender.Copy !req
346. I looked over, and I said,
did we just get hit?Copy !req
347. By the time I looked
back over there,Copy !req
348. he was on the ground
with a neck brace on.Copy !req
349. He wanted me to be involved
in the story, and I refused.Copy !req
350. You a lying sack of dog poop.Copy !req
351. - Go back to your seat.
Thank you, sir.Copy !req
352. - You're welcome.Copy !req
353. - That didn't prove anything.Copy !req
354. - So who finished helping
you put your pool up?Copy !req
355. - My son.
- How old is your son?Copy !req
356. - Four.Copy !req
357. - Jesus, Ron put him to work.
- See?Copy !req
358. That's what I'm saying.Copy !req
359. And my son didn't even slip.Copy !req
360. - I don't want to hear
nothing about what kind of dadCopy !req
361. I am ever again.Copy !req
362. - My God, they about to call
Family Services on your ass.Copy !req
363. - All right,
let's go to the jury.Copy !req
364. Come on, help me out.Copy !req
365. - Ron, the crutches
are too short.Copy !req
366. You should say,
I fell and hit my head.Copy !req
367. That is more believable.Copy !req
368. - Come on, man.Copy !req
369. Can y'all be serious
for a minute?Copy !req
370. I mean—Copy !req
371. - Please, tell us to be serious
in Ms. Pat courtroom.Copy !req
372. - Order in the court.Copy !req
373. Can you tell me
why do you need the $1,000?Copy !req
374. - Because
I'm still missing work.Copy !req
375. I was in physical therapy.Copy !req
376. It was going fine.Copy !req
377. And then when this
happened, it almostCopy !req
378. had to start over again.Copy !req
379. - The real question—
before you went over there,Copy !req
380. how close you come to healing?Copy !req
381. - I'd say about 80%.Copy !req
382. - What?
- Really?Copy !req
383. - Yeah.Copy !req
384. - All right.
Javon.Copy !req
385. - Yes.Copy !req
386. - You knew your cousin
already had weak ankles,Copy !req
387. plus you said yourself
that you thinkCopy !req
388. he be faking all the time.Copy !req
389. You shouldn't have never
invited him over.Copy !req
390. And Ron, as for you,
you shady as hell.Copy !req
391. And Ron, as for you,
you shady as hell.Copy !req
392. Maybe you're accident prone.Copy !req
393. I don't know.Copy !req
394. I just know
you got these crutches,Copy !req
395. and you need to pull them
up about two more notchesCopy !req
396. to fit you.Copy !req
397. Here's how I'm
going to settle it.Copy !req
398. I'm going to rule
in the favor...Copy !req
399. Of the plaintiff, Ron,Copy !req
400. in the amount of $200.Copy !req
401. You said yourself
he was 80% together.Copy !req
402. 20% of $1,000 is $200.Copy !req
403. That settles it.Copy !req
404. - Thank you.Copy !req
405. - Thank you.Copy !req
406. - You are dismissed.Copy !req
407. - And you better not trip
on your way outCopy !req
408. because we ain't got
no more money around here.Copy !req
409. - Ain't nothing wrong with
that boy ankle, Ms. Pat.Copy !req
410. - I kind of believe
something is wrong with him.Copy !req
411. - It's something
wrong with him,Copy !req
412. but it ain't nothing
wrong with his ankle.Copy !req
413. - We went to Miami.Copy !req
414. She promised to pay me back.Copy !req
415. - What was the purpose
of the trip?Copy !req
416. - To have a baby together.Copy !req
417. - Wait,
hold—hold—hold—hold—Copy !req
418. wait a minute.Copy !req
419. - Hey, jury.Copy !req
420. How y'all doing?Copy !req
421. - We're good.
- Lit.Copy !req
422. - Go on, call in
the next set of fools.Copy !req
423. - Let's go.Copy !req
424. This is the case
of Lee versus Lamont.Copy !req
425. - Plaintiff Tyrice Lee is
suing his best friend, Ashley,Copy !req
426. for half the cost
of a lavish Miami vacation,Copy !req
427. after they agreed
to have a friendship baby.Copy !req
428. But defendant Ashley Lamont
argues that Tyrice told herCopy !req
429. he got her expenses
on the trip.Copy !req
430. And even though she backed out
of the baby making pact,Copy !req
431. she shouldn't owe him
anything.Copy !req
432. - Damn, she walked in
tougher than you.Copy !req
433. - Be on my side, y'all.Copy !req
434. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
435. - They sure can see you
with that yellow on.Copy !req
436. That thing got you
in a chokehold.Copy !req
437. - He look like Frozone.Copy !req
438. - Hey, that's exactly
what I thought.Copy !req
439. She ate that.Copy !req
440. - Who's that?Copy !req
441. - All right.Copy !req
442. Why are you here today, Tyrice?Copy !req
443. - I'm here today
to sue my best friend—Copy !req
444. well, former best friend—Copy !req
445. Ashley, for a trip we
went to Miami last year,Copy !req
446. for about $2,702.98.Copy !req
447. And that's the half that
she agreed to pay me with.Copy !req
448. I paid for her flight, hotel,
drinks, excursions, jet skis.Copy !req
449. - Oh,Copy !req
450. - And then she said she
was going to pay me backCopy !req
451. because her check hadn't come.Copy !req
452. And she kind of remind me
of tomorrow that never come.Copy !req
453. - That's philosophical.Copy !req
454. - When it came time
for her to pay you,Copy !req
455. you stopped hearing from her?Copy !req
456. - Stopped hearing from her.Copy !req
457. - Tell me your side
of the story, Ashley.Copy !req
458. - Tyrice told me he had me.Copy !req
459. He told me to just
come down there.Copy !req
460. So I got my ticket down there.Copy !req
461. When we came back,
he just started asking, like,Copy !req
462. so you got my money?Copy !req
463. And I'm like,
what you mean, the money?Copy !req
464. You told me you had me
on this trip?Copy !req
465. - So was y'all ever
in a relationship?Copy !req
466. - No, a friendship.
- Friendship.Copy !req
467. - But I love her.
- Yeah.Copy !req
468. - Like, spend the night.Copy !req
469. We'll sleep in my bed,
and don't nothing go down.Copy !req
470. - What was the purpose
of the trip?Copy !req
471. - To have a baby together.Copy !req
472. - Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
473. - Wait,
hold—hold—hold—hold—Copy !req
474. wait a minute.Copy !req
475. - So y'all are intimate?Copy !req
476. - No, we ain't intimate.Copy !req
477. We both broke wrist gang.Copy !req
478. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
479. So you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
480. - So you gay?Copy !req
481. - No, I'm fluid.Copy !req
482. I don't like to be put
in no box.Copy !req
483. If I meet you and I like you,
male, female, trans,Copy !req
484. it don't matter to me.
- OK.Copy !req
485. - If we got the right kind
of energy, it can go down.Copy !req
486. - You what we call in
the straight community greedy.Copy !req
487. - Ooh.
- Oh.Copy !req
488. - Yeah, I eat it all up, baby.Copy !req
489. - OK, you fluid,
and you a lesbian.Copy !req
490. - Yes.Copy !req
491. - And so you was
going to let himCopy !req
492. get you pregnant so y'all
can have a friendship baby.Copy !req
493. - Yeah, old-time, good old sex.Copy !req
494. - So Ashley, do you want
to carry his baby?Copy !req
495. - Yes, I do.Copy !req
496. - So y'all trying?
- Yeah.Copy !req
497. - We ain't trying
because she ain't—Copy !req
498. I ain't talked to her
since Miami last year.Copy !req
499. - Wait a minute,
she ran out with your moneyCopy !req
500. and the vagina?Copy !req
501. - Mm, mm, mm.Copy !req
502. - Yep.Copy !req
503. - Tyrice wants half
the cost of his vacayCopy !req
504. he shared with
his friend Ashley.Copy !req
505. But Ashley thought
agreeing to have his babyCopy !req
506. should be more than
enough payment.Copy !req
507. Ms. Pat is about to settle it.Copy !req
508. - Did you guys discuss
how you was splitting costsCopy !req
509. before you went on this trip?Copy !req
510. - I got all the evidence
right here, Your Honor.Copy !req
511. - All right, well let me
see the evidence.Copy !req
512. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
513. - She said she paid
for her flight—no.Copy !req
514. She paid for her hotel—Copy !req
515. no.Copy !req
516. She paid for her
food and drinks—no.Copy !req
517. She paid for her
excursions—no.Copy !req
518. - Look like you had
a pretty good trip, $5,405.98.Copy !req
519. Good God almighty.Copy !req
520. Ashley, did you have
any idea how muchCopy !req
521. money you was blowing through?Copy !req
522. - Oh, no.Copy !req
523. I was just enjoying
the ride because I ain'tCopy !req
524. never did nothing like this.Copy !req
525. I ain't never been, you know,
winding down like this.Copy !req
526. - The thing is,
Your Honor,Copy !req
527. when we first went on the trip,
she started offCopy !req
528. with, like,
chicken and broccoli.Copy !req
529. Then she started upping
the ante and went to steaks,Copy !req
530. then lobsters, clams,
I mean, all kind—oysters.Copy !req
531. - He started hooking me up
to stuff like that.Copy !req
532. You were showing me
something new.Copy !req
533. - You want her to have
a whole baby.Copy !req
534. You don't want to buy
no shrimp?Copy !req
535. - Every time?
- Yes.Copy !req
536. - Every time?Copy !req
537. I don't mind shrimp,Copy !req
538. but lobsters, every time?Copy !req
539. - Maybe she pescatarian.Copy !req
540. - She ain't pescatarian
because sheCopy !req
541. was trying to get some meat.Copy !req
542. Why didn't you pay him back?Copy !req
543. - Because I'm telling you,
we was goingCopy !req
544. to do the baby thing when we—Copy !req
545. - Oh, she wanted to pay
with the puss.Copy !req
546. - All right, jury,
help me settle this.Copy !req
547. OK?Copy !req
548. - I believe that he's still
owed his money becauseCopy !req
549. even she said
she owe him money.Copy !req
550. But do she owe him a baby?Copy !req
551. Mm-mm.Copy !req
552. - I mean, she dress
like Beanie Sigel,Copy !req
553. but if that's what you want,
you go get it.Copy !req
554. - You my girl.Copy !req
555. You got the free trip.Copy !req
556. She didn't give up no punani.Copy !req
557. I'm with you. You winning.
You winning. You winning.Copy !req
558. - Tyrice, give me
your final thoughts, baby.Copy !req
559. - Your Honor, I just want
my money back that AshleyCopy !req
560. promised to pay me.
- OK.Copy !req
561. - We had a great time.Copy !req
562. Those cover all
expenses, flight,Copy !req
563. hotel, drinks, fun, and more.Copy !req
564. - All right, what's
your final words, baby?Copy !req
565. - I'm sorry, and I do miss
our friendship.Copy !req
566. Well, that's a big number.Copy !req
567. That's a big ticket, and you
know I ain't got it like that.Copy !req
568. - I really wish
you would have just told me,Copy !req
569. hey, I'm struggling.Copy !req
570. I'm broke.Copy !req
571. I'm struggling and broken.Copy !req
572. Right now, I can't pay you.Copy !req
573. - I really was,
but I really was embarrassed.Copy !req
574. - OK.Copy !req
575. - Sometimes when
we don't have money,Copy !req
576. we get a little bit
embarrassed.Copy !req
577. You ever been broke
and embarrassed?Copy !req
578. - No, sir.Copy !req
579. I used to steal.Copy !req
580. After hearing everything
you both had to say,Copy !req
581. it's time for me to settle it.Copy !req
582. I'm ruling in favor of...Copy !req
583. The plaintiff, Tyrice,Copy !req
584. in the amount of $2,702.98.Copy !req
585. She took the trip.Copy !req
586. Then she realized
she couldn't pay for the trip,Copy !req
587. so she ran off with the snatch.Copy !req
588. A piece of advice,
don't get pregnantCopy !req
589. until you have paid this bill.Copy !req
590. That settles it.Copy !req
591. - You are dismissed.Copy !req
592. - Next time you can cut
the top off your turtleneck.Copy !req
593. - Give her a hug.Copy !req
594. Aw.Copy !req
595. - There y'all go.Copy !req
596. Yeah.Copy !req
597. - What did you do
with the money, Jackie?Copy !req
598. - I wanted to start my own
business doing pottery.Copy !req
599. - Don't look at it like that.Copy !req
600. - This is a piece of bread.Copy !req
601. - When I was showing her,
she was like,Copy !req
602. what the is this?Copy !req
603. She a dream killer.Copy !req
604. - You said right here,
if you see a roach,Copy !req
605. there will be no rent.Copy !req
606. - We got a written contract.Copy !req
607. - I got a GED.
I can read, sir.Copy !req
608. - And that's great.
I'm glad you can.Copy !req
609. - Whoa.Copy !req
610. - I let Crystal borrowCopy !req
611. a very expensive
piece of jewelry,Copy !req
612. and she lost it.Copy !req
613. - I cannot start
because, girl—Copy !req
614. - Y'all some
crying-ass bitches.Copy !req
615. - I'm sorry.Copy !req