1. ( female announcer )
MR. SHOW IS A LETHAL
INJEKSHUN PRODUCTION,
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2. PART OF THE LETHAL
INJEKSHUN FAMILY
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3. OF CONGLOMERTORY INTERESTS.
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4. RECORD LABELS.
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5. INTERNATIONAL DRUG TRADE.
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6. MOVIES.
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7. TAFFY APPLES.
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8. T.V. SHOWS.
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9. ALL THAT SHIT, YO.
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10. ALL EXECUTIVE PRODUCED
BY SWEETIE PIE JONUS.
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11. FROM HIS CELL IN OUR NEW
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12. THREE TO FIVE
YEAR HEADQUARTERS.
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13. HEY, EVERYBODY, I CLAIM
THE SHOW FOR BOB AND DAVID.
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14. THANK YOU.
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15. THANK YOU.
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16. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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17. WE GOT A GREAT SHOW
FOR YOU TONIGHT.
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18. YEAH, SERGEANT MANNERS IS
GONNA BE BY HERE A LITTLE LATER
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19. TO TEACH US HOW
TO TIE A NAPKIN.
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20. YEAH.
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21. AND LET'S GET STARTED
RIGHT OFF WITH A TRIP
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22. TO THE WORLD'S
HORNIEST MAD SCIENTISTS.
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23. DOCTOR, DOCTOR, WHAT
HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?
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24. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING TO ME?
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25. Yo.
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26. Yo, Bob and Dave.
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27. Hey.
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28. I cut that
scene, fools.
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29. OH.
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30. FOLKS, THIS IS SWEETIE PIE JONUS
OUR NEW EXECUTIVE PRODUCER.
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31. WHAT'S UP?
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32. Hey, check it out.
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33. I got the motherfucking
revisions
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34. for this week's
episizo, bitch.
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35. REWRITES?
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36. Motherfucking,
yeah rewrites, man.
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37. Funny that
shit up.
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38. WE'RE GONNA PICK
UP THE PACE LATER—
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39. Man, shut
the fuck up.
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40. YES, SIR.
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41. YES, SIR.
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42. SORRY.
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43. You know what?
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44. I'm tired of
you motherfuckers.
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45. David,
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46. Put on a
goddamn costume
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47. before I put the smack
down on your silly ass.
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48. GO.
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49. SIR, OKAY.
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50. Hey,
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51. Check this out, man.
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52. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TRYING TO RUN HERE, MAN.
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53. BUT I NEED SOME MOTHERFUCKING
COPY MACHINES FOR MY CELL.
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54. I NEED A THREE HOLE PUNCH
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55. AND I NEED SOME
GODDAMN FAX MACHINES.
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56. ALRIGHT?
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57. HOP TO IT,
MOTHERFUCKER.
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58. WHAT THE STATE
PAY YOU FOR?
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59. WHAT ELSE?
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60. ( male )
IT NOW COSTS
800 THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR
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61. TO JAIL JUST
ONE CRIMINAL.
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62. THAT'S ENOUGH MONEY TO SEND
A FAMILY OF FIVE TO COLLEGE.
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63. YEAH!
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64. OR...
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65. TO SEND THAT SAME LUCKY FAMILY
ON A 79 DAY RAFTING EXPEDITION.
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66. YEAH!
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67. BUT AT PEMPLETON
STATE PRISON,
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68. A NEW MONEY SAVING PROGRAM
ALLOWS CRIMINALS TO BE
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69. PRODUCTIVE MEMBERS OF SOCIETY
WHILE SERVING OUT THEIR TERMS.
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70. THIS IS THE HOME
OF LARRY KLEIST,
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71. RAPIST.
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72. BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT IF IT
WASN'T FOR FRIENDLY REMINDERS
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73. LARRY IS REQUIRED
BY LAW TO PROVIDE.
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74. THE DAY HE MOVED IN HE TOOK AN
AD OUT IN THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER.
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75. NOW THIS RAPIST
LIVES JUST LIKE
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76. ANY NORMAL NON-RAPING
PERSON WOULD.
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77. RAPIST COMING.
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78. HE GOES TO WORK
ACCOMPANIED BY AN
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79. ASSIGNED STATE LICENSED
PUBLIC WARNING ENGINEER.
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80. RAPIST HERE.
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81. RAPIST BACKING OUT.
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82. LARRY CAN EVEN DRIVE
HIMSELF TO WORK.
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83. ( male announcer )
RAPIST COMING.
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84. DON'T GET RAPED.
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85. RAPIST COMING.
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86. COLD CALLS,
MY FAVORITE PART OF THE DAY.
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87. HELLO.
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88. I'M LARRY KLEIST,
I'M A RAPIST.
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89. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED
INSURANCE?
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90. HELLO, I'M LARRY KLEIST.
I'M A RAPIST.
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91. ARE YOU INTERESTED—
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92. HELLO, I'M CALLING
ABOUT INSURANCE.
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93. PLEASE DON'T HANG UP.
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94. PLEASE.
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95. MY NAME IS LARRY,
I'M A RAPIST AND—
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96. I DON'T—
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97. PEOPLE DON'T SEEM TO BE
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98. INTERESTED IN
INSURANCE THESE DAYS.
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99. I THINK THE INDUSTRY
IS IN A SLUMP.
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100. RAPIST.
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101. RAPIST ON A BREAK.
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102. CAN YOU
FRESHEN ME UP?
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103. NO.
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104. ( male narrator )
BUT LARRY CARRIES ON.
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105. HELLO, INSURANCE IS MY GAME,
LARRY IS MY NAME.
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106. RAPING WAS ANOTHER
GAME OF MINE.
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107. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED—
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108. HELLO.
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109. ( male narrator )
AND THE PROGRAM'S
SUCH A SUCCESS
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110. IT'S BEEN EXPANDED TO
INCLUDE OTHER CRIMINALS.
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111. ALLOWING CONVICTS
TO LIVE...
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112. WORK.
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113. TOM BOUTINEER,
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114. "CAVINGTON NEWS
AND VIEWS".
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115. PEDOPHILE.
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116. JUST WHAT IS GOING ON OVER
THERE AT THAT ZONING BOARD?
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117. AND LOVE.
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118. I HAVE A RESERVATION
UNDER CHACHEZNICK.
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119. PETER CHACHEZNICK,
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120. MURDERER.
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121. I'M SORRY, SIR.
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122. COULD YOU LOOK UNDER
"STRANGLED 7 PROSTITUTES" ?
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123. OH, YES, YES.
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124. RIGHT HERE.
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125. RIGHT THIS WAY.
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126. AND BY THE WAY FOLKS,
TONIGHT'S DINNER IS ON ME.
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127. NO.
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128. LET US TAKE CARE—
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129. PLEASE,
IT'S MY PLEASURE.
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130. LOOK AT THIS.
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131. YOUR T-BONE,
MA'AM.
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132. YOUR RIB EYE, SIR.
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133. ISN'T THAT NICE?
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134. FOR YOU,
THE SPECIAL OF THE DAY.
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135. A CREAMY STEAK.
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136. JESUS.
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137. OH SHIT,
MY NEW SUIT.
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138. SO SORRY.
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139. WHAT IS
WRONG WITH YOU?
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140. IT'S MY FIRST DAY
WAITING TABLES.
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141. GREAT.
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142. SORRY.
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143. OH, MY GOODNESS.
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144. CHARLIE,
CHARLIE.
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145. I'M SORRY SIR.
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146. SIR, WE'LL TAKE CARE
OF EVERYTHING, OKAY?
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147. WE APPRECIATE
YOUR BUSINESS.
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148. WE WANT TO KEEP OUR
CUSTOMERS HAPPY.
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149. OKAY?
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150. IT'S ALRIGHT.
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151. THESE THINGS HAPPEN.
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152. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...
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153. TAKE YOUR SUIT TO
ANY CLEANERS YOU CHOOSE,
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154. SEND US THE BILL AND
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155. WE WOULD GLADLY PAY HALF.
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156. OKAY.
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157. ENJOY YOUR MEAL,
ENJOY YOUR MEAL.
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158. ALRIGHT,
THANK YOU.
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159. HALF?
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160. SIR, WE INSIST.
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161. IT'S NOT A
PROBLEM AT ALL.
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162. NO, NO.
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163. SIR, IT'S VERY NICE
OF YOU TO OFFER,
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164. BUT THIS IS
OUR POLICY.
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165. BUT YOU SHOULD PAY
FOR THE WHOLE THING.
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166. THEIR WAITER SPILLED
MY MEAL ON ME.
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167. YES AND THAT
MEAL IS FREE.
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168. WE WILL GLADLY BRING
YOU ANOTHER MEAL
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169. AND CHARGE
YOU DOUBLE.
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170. CHARLIE.
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171. YES.
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172. CHARLIE, BRING THIS
GENTLEMAN ANOTHER MEAL.
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173. YES.
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174. IN FACT, CHARLIE?
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175. BRING HIM TWO.
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176. THE SECOND WILL
BE REGULAR PRICE
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177. AND WE WILL ONLY CHARGE
YOU FOR THREE, OKAY?
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178. YOU MUSTN'T
BE CONCERNED.
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179. THIS IS OUR POLICY.
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180. BUT I DON'T WANT
TWO MORE DINNERS.
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181. TWO CREAMY STEAKS.
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182. I DON'T WANT THEM.
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183. LOOK, YOUR RESTAURANT
SHOULD PAY FOR EVERYTHING.
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184. HIS SUIT,
THE FOOD, EVERYTHING.
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185. THAT'S RIGHT.
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186. IT WAS YOUR FAULT.
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187. YEAH.
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188. OH.
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189. SO...
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190. I—
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191. SO HE HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH THIS.
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192. RIGHT.
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193. HE WAS JUST SITTING THERE AND
YOUR WAITER SPILLED IT ON HIM.
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194. I'M SORRY.
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195. VERY— I'M SORRY.
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196. CHARLIE—
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197. CHARLIE—
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198. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
BRING CREAMY STEAK
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199. TO PEOPLE WHO JUST
CAME HERE TO SIT?
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200. HE ORDERED IT.
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201. OH, HE ORDERED IT.
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202. WELL...
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203. THE WHEEL TURNS.
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204. HOWEVER SLOWLY.
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205. LOOK I WANT
TO SEE THE OWNER.
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206. YOU'RE LOOKING
AT HIM.
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207. YOU?
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208. SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU
WERE LOOKING AT HIM.
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209. THE WAITER?
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210. BUT HE SAID THIS
WAS HIS FIRST DAY.
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211. YEAH, WAITING TABLES.
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212. I'VE BEEN THE OWNER
SINCE I WAS 13.
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213. YOUNGEST RESTAURANTEUR
OF THE WHOLE SOUTH WEST.
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214. THERE WAS
A KID IN ARIZONA.
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215. I'M SORRY WE
BROUGHT YOU HERE.
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216. YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT...
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217. I'M CALLING
THE POLICE.
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218. NO, NO, NO.
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219. DON'T,
DON'T.
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220. LISTEN...
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221. THIS SUIT
IS INSURED.
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222. AND SO I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO
WEAR IT OUTSIDE THE OFFICE.
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223. AND IF THEY FIND
OUT THAT I HAVE,
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224. MY PREMIUMS ARE GONNA
SHOOT THROUGH THE ROOF.
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225. IS THERE ANY WAY WE CAN
HANDLE THIS YOU KNOW...
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226. BETWEEN US?
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227. WELL YOU GONNA TAKE YOUR
SUIT TO THE CLEANERS?
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228. NO.
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229. THAT WILL MAKE FOR TOO
MUCH MESSY PAPERWORK.
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230. LISTEN, LISTEN.
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231. I THINK I KNOW A COUPLE
GUYS WHO CAN HANDLE THIS.
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232. ALRIGHT GET THE SUIT.
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233. ALRIGHT.
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234. ( male )
EVER SINCE I WAS A KID I
WANTED TO DABBLE IN THE MAFIA.
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235. WITH PEOPLE LIKE JIMMY
"THE BUSINESSMAN" INDIGLIO...
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236. ANTHONY "ONE TIME" BRANCA.
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237. HE WAS CALLED THAT BECAUSE
HE SAID EVERYTHING ONE TIME.
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238. JESUS THIS
SUIT STINKS.
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239. WHAT?
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240. AND ME...
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241. TOMMY WAMMY OMERA.
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242. WE WERE A
BUNCH OF PALLIES.
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243. OH, THANK YOU.
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244. THIS NICE SAUCE.
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245. THANKS.
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246. MOM.
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247. MOM.
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248. THAT NERD
WE BURIED IS
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249. PROBABLY STINKING UP
THE WHOLE PARKING FOREST BY NOW.
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250. HEY, WATCH YOUR
MOTHERFATHER MOUTH.
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251. DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO
DO YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHOE.
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252. HEY, KISS MY AUNT
YOU MOTHERFATHER.
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253. BOTH OF YOU CAN
GRAB ONE OF BOOKS
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254. AND MOTHERFATHER
CHINESE DENTIST.
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255. YOU!
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256. WHY'D YOU HAVE
TO GO AND DO THAT?
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257. WHY?
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258. WHY?
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259. I'LL TELL YOU WHY...
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260. ( male announcer )
"PALLIES",
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261. THE CHANNEL SIX SUNDAY SUNSHINE
MOVING PICTURE SHOW
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262. WILL RETURN AFTER
THESE ANNOUNCEMENTS.
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263. THANK YOU, THOMAS.
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264. THANKS,
MR. GIBBONS.
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265. ( male )
MY GRANDFATHER STARTED
SELLING GOOD FOOD
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266. TO GOOD PEOPLE
BACK IN 1926.
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267. LENNY, SOME DAY YOU'LL
TAKE OVER FOR ME.
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268. AND I TRIED HARD TO
KEEP HIS DREAMS ALIVE.
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269. BY SELLING QUALITY PRODUCE
AT THE LOWEST PRICES.
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270. YOU KNOW WE MAY NOT BE AS BIG
AND FANCY AS SOME OTHER STORES,
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271. BUT WHAT'S SO FANCY
ABOUT HIGH PRICES?
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272. ( female )
GIBBONS, THE OLD
TINY GOOD PLACE
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273. WITH 15 CONVENIENT
LOCATIONS.
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274. ( male )
SURE GIBBONS MARKETS MAY SAVE
YOU A DIME ON SELECT ITEMS...
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275. BUT THIS WEEK
AT FAIRSLEY FOODS
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276. ALL OUR PRODUCE IS 25 PERCENT
OFF AND YOU'LL NEVER FIND A RAT.
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277. GOOD PRICES NO RATS.
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278. THAT'S THE FAIRSLEY
DIFFERENCE.
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279. THIS WEEK AT GIBBONS MARKETS
WE'RE HAVING OUR...
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280. HARVEST TIME
RED TAG SALE.
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281. ALL RED TAGGED ITEMS
ARE 40 CENTS OFF.
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282. OH, JUST TO
LET YOU KNOW.
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283. WE NEVER HAD A RAT
HERE AT GIBBONS.
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284. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT
WAS IN REFERENCE TO BUT...
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285. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
SAVINGS, LOOK TO GIBBONS.
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286. ( male )
THIS WEEK AT FAIRSLEY FOODS
PORK CROPS $1.29 A POUND.
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287. FARM FRESH EGGS
$2.15 A DOZEN.
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288. UNLIKE SOME PLACES
YOU'LL ALWAYS FIND APPLES.
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289. THAT'S THE FAIRLY DIFFERENCE.
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290. WE'VE GOT APPLES.
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291. WE'VE GOT APPLES.
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292. LOOK.
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293. WE'VE ALWAYS HAD APPLES.
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294. HOW IS THAT A DIFFERENCE?
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295. IT'S NOT.
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296. THIS WEEK AT GIBBONS MARKETS
WITH ANY PURCHASE YOU MAKE,
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297. YOU'LL RECEIVE
AN APPLE FOR FREE.
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298. ( female )
GIBBONS.
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299. NOW WITH
NINE LOCATIONS.
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300. ( male )
THIS WEEK AT
FAIRSLEY FOODS
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301. CIRCLE O'S CEREAL
IS ONLY $3.49 A BOX.
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302. AND AT FAIRSLEY
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303. YOU CAN SHOP
COMFORTABLY
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304. KNOWING YOUR CHILDREN
WILL NOT BE ABDUCTED,
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305. THEN SHIPPED OFF TO
A PAKISTANI WHOREHOUSE
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306. WHERE THEY'LL SPEND THEIR LIVES
IN HOMOEROTIC SERVITUDE.
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307. COME IN WITH YOUR KIDS...
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308. LEAVE WITH YOUR KIDS.
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309. THAT'S THE FAIRSLEY DIFFERENCE.
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310. I LOVE CHILDREN.
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311. I ASSURE YOU AS
A GRANDFATHER OF FIVE...
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312. THAT NO CHILD HAS EVER EVER BEEN
TAKEN FROM A GIBBON'S MARKET.
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313. EVER.
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314. BUT TO EASE YOUR MIND,
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315. I'VE INSTALLED AN
EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE...
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316. VERY EXPENSIVE STATE OF
THE ART SECURITY SYSTEM
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317. IN ALL OF OUR MARKETS.
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318. NEW POLICY TODAY.
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319. EACH CHILD IS FITTED
WITH A TRACKING COLLAR.
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320. IT USES RADIO WAVES.
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321. COME TO
GIBBON'S MARKETS.
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322. SQUASH IS ON SALE.
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323. ( female )
GIBBONS.
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324. NOW WITH THREE
EXCLUSIVE LOCATIONS.
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325. C'MON DOWN
TO LIBBONS.
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326. I LOVE KIDS.
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327. I WANT YOUR MONEY.
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328. ( male )
TO GET YOUR BUSINESS.
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329. BUT AT FAIRSLEY WE STAND BEHIND
OUR THREE GOLDEN PROMISES.
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330. THAT'S THE
FAIRSLEY DIFFERENCE.
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331. FAIRSLEY FOODS.
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332. NOW WITH 23
LOCATIONS TO SERVE YOU.
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333. HEY.
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334. HERE WE ARE.
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335. WE'LL WE'RE BACK
TO OUR ROOTS.
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336. DRIVING THE SAME STREETS
MY GRANDFATHER STARTED ON.
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337. THE TIMES WERE SIMPLER
BACK THEN, WEREN'T THEY?
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338. BECAUSE PEOPLE
HAD INTEGRITY.
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339. PEOPLE WERE HONEST
WITH EACH OTHER.
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340. JUST LIKE MY
GRANDFATHER WAS
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341. WHEN HE—
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342. LENNY...
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343. YOU FAILED ME.
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344. BUT GRANDPA,
FAIRSLEY FOOD LIED.
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345. OH, SHUT UP.
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346. HEY, MR. GIBBONS.
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347. HI, LENNY.
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348. MOTHER, FATHER,
I'M HOME.
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349. THOMAS.
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350. THOMAS.
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351. OH.
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352. YOU DID IT.
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353. CLIMBED
MOUNT EVEREST.
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354. IT'S SO GOOD
TO BE HOME.
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355. I SEE NOTHING'S
CHANGED.
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356. OH, THAT'S NEW.
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357. OH, THAT'S MY
THIMBLE COLLECTION.
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358. I DO LOVE IT SO.
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359. ENOUGH OF THAT.
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360. TELL US OF
YOUR ADVENTURE.
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361. IT TRULY WAS AN
ADVENTURE, FATHER.
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362. SADLY,
TWO MEN DIED.
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363. YES.
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364. ONE SLIPPED
OVER A RIDGE.
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365. ECHOES IN MY MIND.
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366. THEN ON
THE FINAL DAY
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367. WITH THE PEAK
IN SIGHT
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368. I SUDDENLY FELT MY
QUICK ROPE GO SLACK.
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369. OH.
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370. BUT BEFORE
I WAS ABLE—
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371. MY THIMBLES.
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372. I AM SORRY
IT WAS FUNNY.
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373. IT WAS.
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374. WE'LL HELP.
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375. THERE.
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376. ALL IN PLACE
AND NO HARM DONE.
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377. THOMAS.
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378. RICHARD.
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379. OH.
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380. BLESS MY SOUL,
BROTHER, YOU DID IT.
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381. CLIMBED
MOUNT EVEREST.
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382. TELL RICHARD
THE STORY.
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383. YES, YES, YES.
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384. YOU SHOULD HAVE
SEEN ME, RICHARD.
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385. I WAS ON
THE NORTH FACE
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386. ASCENDING IT IN
THE BITTER COLD—
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387. NO, NO, NO,
NOT ABOUT EVEREST,
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388. ABOUT YOU SLIPPING.
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389. BUT I CLIMBED
MOUNT EVEREST.
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390. PLEASE, DEAR,
IT WAS FUNNY.
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391. I WANT TO HEAR
A FUNNY STORY.
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392. OH, WELL, WELL.
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393. I WAS JUST
OVER HERE...
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394. I WAS TELLING
OF THE FINAL ASCENT,
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395. AND I THOUGHT THIS
BEHIND ME WAS A STOOL.
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396. AND SO I
RESTED ON IT.
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397. AND I FELL.
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398. SO THAT'S
WHAT YOU DID?
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399. I AM SO
SORRY, MOTHER.
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400. ONCE WAS FUNNY,
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401. TWICE IS JUST
NOT BEING CAREFUL.
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402. WELL, NO MATTER.
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403. WE'LL HELP YOU.
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404. YES.
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405. HELP.
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406. THERE.
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407. GOOD AS NEW.
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408. YES.
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409. SO AS I
WAS SAYING.
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410. I ASCENDED
THE PEAK.
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411. I WAS STANDING AMONGST
THE HEAVY WINDS...
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412. BRACING MYSELF.
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413. CAREFUL.
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414. CAREFUL.
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415. DON'T WORRY,
MOTHER.
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416. THE WIND BLEW.
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417. YOU DID IT TWICE.
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418. THREE TIMES!
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419. YOU WEREN'T HERE.
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420. HE DID IT
THREE TIMES!
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421. PLEASE HELP ME.
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422. ANYONE WOULD
HAVE DONE IT.
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423. THE DRINK CART
WAS RIGHT THERE.
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424. YES BUT NO ONE WOULD
HAVE LEANED ON IT AGAIN.
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425. NOT WHEN THEY
WERE TALKING ABOUT
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KNOCKED IT OVER.
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427. BUT I THOUGHT
IT WAS A STOOL.
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428. HOW CAN YOU THINK
THAT THIS WAS A STOOL?
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429. IDIOT.
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430. I AM NOT AN IDIOT.
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431. YOU ASKED TO HEAR MY STORY
OF CONQUERING EVEREST
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432. AND SO I TOLD YOU.
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433. AND IN THE
COURSE OF THINGS,
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434. I RESTED UPON WHAT
I THOUGHT WAS A—
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435. NO!
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436. NO ONE HELP HIM.
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437. LET THOMAS DO IT
HIMSELF THIS TIME.
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438. CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST.
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439. THERE.
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440. AND THE WIND BLEW
AS WE APPROACHED THE PEAK...
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441. AND THEN I THOUGHT
I SAW A BEAR.
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442. WE TOOK OUR
FINAL GIANT STEPS.
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443. THOMAS,
WONDERFUL NEWS.
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444. DON'T, NO!
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445. HE ALMOST FINISHED HIS
STORY WITHOUT SLIPPING.
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446. ENOUGH OF THAT.
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447. I'VE JUST RETURNED
FROM NEW YORK CITY
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448. AND THEY WANT TO MAKE A
MOVING PICTURE OF YOUR STORY.
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449. FINALLY THE STORY OF
EVEREST WILL BE TOLD.
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450. ( thinking )
NOBODY TAKES
ME SERIOUSLY.
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451. I CONQUERED EVEREST AND
PORTRAYED AS A BUMBLING FOOL.
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452. Captions Copyright 1998
HOME BOX OFFICE
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453. A Division of TIME WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.
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454. Captioned by
HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER
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455. AND ANOTHER THING, MAN.
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456. WHAT'S WITH THIS
FALLING DOWN SHIT?
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457. HOW MANY MOTHERFUCKING TIMES
THIS MOTHERFUCKER GONNA FALL?
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458. YOU SAW THE SCRIPT!
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459. DON'T INTERUPT ME.
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460. I'LL INTERUPT MY FOOT
UP YOUR ASS!
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461. FUCK THIS,
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE FIRED.
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462. ALL Y'ALL
MOTHERFUCKERS ARE FIRED.
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463. TOTO!
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464. TOTO!
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465. GET THIS DOG
AWAY FROM ME!
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466. GET THIS DOG
AWAY FROM ME!
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467. TOTO!
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468. SWEETIE PIE!
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469. OH, SO
ALL ALONG,
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470. SWEETIE PIE,
THE JAILED GANGSTER,
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471. WAS REALLY SWEETIE PIE
OUR KITTY CAT.
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472. YOU NAUGHTY
KITTY CAT.
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473. OH, WE CAN'T
STAY MAD AT YOU.
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474. WE'RE GONNA SPANK YOU
WITH OUR LIPS.
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475. TAKE THAT.
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476. AND THAT.
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477. THAT'S A SPANKING.
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