1. ( female announcer )
MR. SHOW IS A LETHAL INJEKSHUN PRODUCTION,
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2. PART OF THE LETHAL
INJEKSHUN FAMILY
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3. OF CONGLOMERTORY INTERESTS.
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4. ( gun shot )
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5. RECORD LABELS.
INTERNATIONAL DRUG TRADE.
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6. ( gun shot )
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7. MOVIES.
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8. TAFFY APPLES.
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9. T.V. SHOWS.
ALL THAT SHIT, YO.
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10. ALL EXECUTIVE PRODUCED
BY SWEETIE PIE JONUS.
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11. FROM HIS CELL IN OUR NEW
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12. THREE-TO-FIVE YEAR
HEADQUARTERS.
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13. HEY, EVERYBODY,
I CLAIM THIS SHOW FOR BOB AND DAVID.
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14. ( applause )
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15. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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16. WE GOT A GREAT SHOW
FOR YOU TONIGHT.
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17. YEAH, SERGEANT MANNERS
IS GONNA BE BY HERE A LITTLE LATER
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18. TO TEACH US HOW
TO TIE A NAPKIN.
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19. YEAH.
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20. AND LET'S GET STARTED
RIGHT OFF
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21. WITH A TRIP TO THE WORLD'S
HORNIEST MAD SCIENTISTS.
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22. DOCTOR, DOCTOR, WHAT
HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?
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23. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING TO ME, MEIN LIEPSCHIN?
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24. Hey, yo.
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25. Yo, Bob and Dave.
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26. Hey, I cut that
scene, fools.
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27. FOLKS, THIS IS
SWEETIE PIE JONUS, OUR NEW EXECUTIVE PRODUCER.
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28. WHAT'S UP?
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29. Hey, check it out.
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30. I got the motherfucking
revisions
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31. for this week's
episizzode, bitch.
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32. REWRITES?
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33. Hell motherfucking yeah,
rewrites, man.
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34. Funny this shit up.
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35. WE'RE GONNA PICK
UP THE PACE LATER—
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36. Man, shut the fuck up.
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37. YES, SIR.
YES, SIR.
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38. SORRY.
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39. You know what?
I'm tired of you motherfuckers.
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40. David, put on
a goddamn costume
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41. before I put
the smackdown on your silly ass.
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42. DO IT! GO!
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43. SIR, OKAY.
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44. Hey, Opie Taylor,
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45. Check this out, man.
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46. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TRYING TO RUN,
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47. BUT I NEED SOME MOTHERFUCKING
COPY MACHINES FOR MY CELL.
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48. I NEED A THREE HOLE PUNCH
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49. AND I NEED SOME
GODDAMN FAX MACHINES.
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50. HOP TO IT,
MOTHERFUCKER.
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51. WHAT THE STATE
PAY YOU FOR?
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52. WHAT ELSE?
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53. ( narrator )
IT NOW COSTS $800,000 A YEAR
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54. TO JAIL JUST
ONE CRIMINAL.
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55. THAT'S ENOUGH MONEY TO SEND
A FAMILY OF FIVE TO COLLEGE.
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56. YAY!
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57. OR TO SEND THAT SAME
LUCKY FAMILY ON A 79 DAY RAFTING EXPEDITION.
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58. YAY!
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59. BUT AT PEMPLETON
STATE PRISON,
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60. A NEW MONEY SAVING PROGRAM
ALLOWS CRIMINALS TO BE
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61. PRODUCTIVE MEMBERS
OF SOCIETY WHILE SERVING OUT THEIR TERMS.
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62. THIS IS THE HOME
OF LARRY KLEIST, RAPIST.
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63. BUT YOU WOULDN'T
KNOW IT IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FRIENDLY REMINDERS
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64. LARRY IS REQUIRED
BY LAW TO PROVIDE.
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65. THE DAY HE MOVED IN,
HE TOOK AN AD OUT IN THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER.
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66. NOW, THIS RAPIST
LIVES JUST LIKE
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67. ANY NORMAL NON-RAPING
PERSON WOULD.
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68. RAPIST COMING.
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69. HE GOES TO WORK
ACCOMPANIED BY
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70. AN ASSIGNED STATE-LICENSED
PUBLIC WARNING ENGINEER.
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71. RAPIST HERE.
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72. RAPIST BACKING OUT.
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73. LARRY CAN EVEN DRIVE
HIMSELF TO WORK.
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74. ( Warning Engineer)
Rapist coming.
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75. Don't get raped.
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76. Rapist coming.
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77. COLD CALLS,
MY FAVORITE PART OF THE DAY.
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78. HELLO.
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79. I'M LARRY KLEIST,
I'M A RAPIST.
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80. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED
INSURANCE?
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81. HELLO, I'M LARRY KLEIST.
I'M A RAPIST.
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82. ARE YOU INTERESTED—
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83. HELLO, I'M CALLING
ABOUT INSURANCE.
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84. PLEASE DON'T
HANG UP. PLEASE.
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85. MY NAME IS LARRY,
I'M A RAPIST AND—
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86. I DON'T—
PEOPLE DON'T SEEM TO BE
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87. INTERESTED IN
INSURANCE THESE DAYS.
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88. I THINK THE INDUSTRY
IS IN A SLUMP.
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89. RAPIST.
RAPIST ON A BREAK.
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90. COULD YOU
FRESHEN ME UP?
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91. NO.
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92. ( narrator )
BUT LARRY CARRIES ON.
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93. HELLO, INSURANCE IS
MY GAME, LARRY IS MY NAME.
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94. RAPING WAS ANOTHER
GAME OF MINE.
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95. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED—
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96. HELLO?
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97. ( narrator )
AND THE PROGRAM'S SUCH A SUCCESS
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98. IT'S BEEN EXPANDED TO
INCLUDE OTHER CRIMINALS,
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99. ALLOWING CONVICTS
TO LIVE
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100. WORK,
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101. TOM BOUTINEER,
"CAVINGTON NEWS AND VIEWS".
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102. PEDOPHILE.
SODOMIZED MY NEPHEW.
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103. JUST WHAT IS GOING
ON OVER THERE AT THAT ZONING BOARD?
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104. AND LOVE.
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105. I HAVE A RESERVATION
UNDER CHACHEZNICK.
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106. PETER CHACHEZNICK,
MURDERER.
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107. I'M SORRY, SIR.
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108. COULD YOU LOOK UNDER
"STRANGLED 7 PROSTITUTES" ?
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109. OH, YES, YES.
RIGHT HERE.
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110. RIGHT THIS WAY.
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111. AND BY THE WAY FOLKS,
TONIGHT'S DINNER IS ON ME.
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112. NO. LET US
TAKE CARE—
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113. PLEASE,
IT'S MY PLEASURE.
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114. LOOK AT THIS.
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115. YOUR T-BONE,
MA'AM.
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116. YOUR RIB EYE, SIR.
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117. ISN'T THAT NICE?
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118. FOR YOU,
THE SPECIAL OF THE DAY.
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119. A CREAMY STEAK SUISSE.
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120. JESUS.
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121. OH SHIT,
MY NEW SUIT.
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122. SO SORRY.
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123. WHAT IS
WRONG WITH YOU?
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124. IT'S MY FIRST DAY
WAITING TABLES.
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125. GREAT.
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126. SORRY.
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127. OH, MY GOODNESS.
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128. CHARLIE, CHARLIE.
I'M SORRY SIR.
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129. SIR, WE'LL TAKE CARE
OF EVERYTHING, OKAY?
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130. WE APPRECIATE
YOUR BUSINESS.
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131. WE WANT TO KEEP OUR
CUSTOMERS HAPPY, OKAY?
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132. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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133. THESE THINGS HAPPEN.
OKAY.
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134. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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135. TAKE YOUR SUIT TO
ANY CLEANERS YOU CHOOSE,
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136. SEND US THE BILL
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137. AND WE WOULD
GLADLY PAY HALF, OKAY?
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138. ENJOY YOUR MEAL,
ENJOY YOUR MEAL.
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139. ALL RIGHT,
THANK YOU.
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140. HALF?
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141. SIR, WE INSIST.
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142. IT'S NOT
A PROBLEM AT ALL.
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143. NO, NO.
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144. SIR, IT'S VERY NICE
OF YOU TO OFFER,
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145. BUT THIS IS
OUR POLICY.
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146. BUT YOU SHOULD PAY
FOR THE WHOLE THING.
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147. THEIR WAITER SPILLED
MY MEAL ON ME.
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148. YES, AND THAT
MEAL IS FREE.
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149. WE WILL GLADLY BRING
YOU ANOTHER MEAL
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150. AND CHARGE
YOU DOUBLE.
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151. CHARLIE.
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152. YES?
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153. CHARLIE, BRING THIS
GENTLEMAN ANOTHER MEAL.
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154. YES.
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155. IN FACT, CHARLIE?
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156. BRING HIM TWO.
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157. THE SECOND WILL
BE REGULAR PRICE
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158. AND WE WILL ONLY CHARGE
YOU FOR THREE, OKAY?
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159. YOU MUSTN'T BE CONCERNED.
THIS IS OUR POLICY.
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160. BUT I DON'T WANT
TWO MORE DINNERS.
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161. TWO CREAMY STEAK SUISSES.
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162. I DON'T WANT THEM.
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163. YOUR RESTAURANT SHOULD
PAY FOR EVERYTHING.
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164. HIS SUIT,
THE FOOD, EVERYTHING.
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165. THAT'S RIGHT.
IT WAS YOUR FAULT.
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166. YEAH.
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167. SO, I—
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168. SO HE HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH THIS.
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169. RIGHT.
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170. HE WAS JUST SITTING
THERE AND YOUR WAITER SPILLED IT ON HIM.
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171. I'M SORRY.
VERY— I'M SORRY.
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172. CHARLIE.
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173. CHARLIE,
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174. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
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175. BRINGING CREAMY
STEAK SUISSE
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176. TO PEOPLE WHO JUST
CAME HERE TO SIT?
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177. HE ORDERED IT.
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178. HE ORDERED IT! WELL!
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179. THE WHEEL TURNS,
HOWEVER SLOWLY.
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180. LOOK I WANT
TO SEE THE OWNER.
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181. YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM.
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182. YOU?
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183. SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU
WERE LOOKING AT HIM. I WAS LOOKING UP THERE.
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184. THE WAITER?
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185. BUT HE SAID THIS
WAS HIS FIRST DAY.
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186. YEAH, WAITING TABLES.
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187. I'VE BEEN THE OWNER
SINCE I WAS 13.
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188. YOUNGEST RESTAURANTEUR
OF THE WHOLE SOUTHWEST.
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189. THERE WAS
A KID IN ARIZONA.
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190. I'M SORRY WE
BROUGHT YOU HERE.
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191. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
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192. NO, NO, NO.
DON'T, DON'T.
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193. LISTEN,
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194. THIS SUIT IS INSURED.
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195. AND SO I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO
WEAR IT OUTSIDE THE OFFICE.
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196. AND IF THEY FIND
OUT THAT I HAVE,
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197. MY PREMIUMS ARE GONNA
SHOOT THROUGH THE ROOF.
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198. IS THERE ANY WAY WE CAN
HANDLE THIS, YOU KNOW,
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199. BETWEEN US?
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200. WELL YOU GONNA TAKE YOUR
SUIT TO THE CLEANERS?
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201. NO.
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202. THAT WILL MAKE FOR TOO
MUCH MESSY PAPERWORK.
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203. LISTEN, LISTEN.
I THINK I KNOW A COUPLE GUYS WHO CAN HANDLE THIS.
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204. ALL RIGHT, GET THE SUIT.
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205. ALL RIGHT.
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206. ( Tommy )
EVER SINCE I WAS A KID,
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207. I WANTED TO DABBLE
IN THE MAFIA.
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208. WITH PEOPLE LIKE JIMMY
"THE BUSINESSMAN" INDIGLIO,
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209. ANTHONY "ONE TIME" BRANCA.
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210. HE WAS CALLED THAT BECAUSE
HE SAID EVERYTHING ONE TIME.
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211. JEEZ, DOES
THIS SUIT STINK.
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212. WHAT?
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213. AND ME,
TOMMY "WOMMY" OMERA.
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214. WE WERE A
BUNCH OF PALLIES.
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215. OH, THANK YOU.
THIS IS NICE SAUCE.
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216. THANKS.
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217. ( speaking Italian )
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218. MAMA, COME ON.
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219. MAMA.
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220. ( Italian )
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221. ( badly dubbed )
THAT LOOPY NERD WE BURIED IS
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222. PROBABLY STINKING UP
THE WHOLE PARKING FOREST BY NOW.
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223. ( Italian )
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224. HEY, WATCH YOUR
MOTHERFATHER MOUTH.
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225. DON'T YOU TELL ME
WHAT TO DO, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHOE.
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226. HEY, KISS MY AUNT,
YOU MOTHERFATHER.
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227. BOTH OF YOU CAN
GRAB ONE OF BOOKS
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228. AND MOTHERFATHER
CHINESE DENTIST.
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229. YOU!
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230. ( edited gunshot )
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231. WHY'D YOU HAVE
TO GO AND DO THAT?
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232. WHY? WHY?
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233. I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
BECAUSE—
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234. ( announcer )
PALLIES, THE CHANNEL SIX SUNDAY SUNSHINE
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235. MOVING PICTURE SHOW
WILL RETURN AFTER THESE ANNOUNCEMENTS.
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236. THANK YOU, THOMAS.
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237. THANKS, MR. GIBBONS.
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238. ( Len )
MY GRANDFATHER STARTED SELLING GOOD FOOD
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239. TO GOOD PEOPLE
BACK IN 1926.
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240. LENNY, SOME DAY YOU'LL
TAKE OVER FOR ME.
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241. AND I TRIED HARD TO
KEEP HIS DREAMS ALIVE.
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242. BY SELLING QUALITY PRODUCE
AT THE LOWEST PRICES.
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243. YOU KNOW WE MAY NOT
BE AS BIG AND FANCY AS SOME OTHER STORES,
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244. BUT WHAT'S SO FANCY
ABOUT HIGH PRICES?
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245. ( female announcer )
GIBBONS, THE OLD-TIMEY GOOD PLACE
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246. WITH 15 CONVENIENT
LOCATIONS.
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247. ( male announcer)
SURE, GIBBONS MARKETS MAY SAVE YOU A DIME ON SELECT ITEMS,
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248. BUT THIS WEEK
AT FAIRSLEY FOODS
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249. ALL OUR PRODUCE
IS 25 PERCENT OFF
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250. AND YOU'LL NEVER FIND A RAT.
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251. GOOD PRICES, NO RATS.
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252. THAT'S THE FAIRSLEY
DIFFERENCE.
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253. THIS WEEK AT GIBBONS MARKETS,
WE'RE HAVING OUR
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254. HARVEST TIME
RED TAG SALE.
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255. ALL RED TAGGED ITEMS
ARE 40 CENTS OFF.
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256. OH, JUST TO
LET YOU KNOW.
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257. WE NEVER HAD A RAT
HERE AT GIBBONS.
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258. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT
WAS IN REFERENCE TO, BUT
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259. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
SAVINGS, LOOK TO GIBBONS.
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260. ( female announcer )
GIBBONS, WITH 15 CONVENIENT LOCATIONS.
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261. ( male announcer )
PORK CROPS, $1.29 A POUND.
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262. FARM FRESH EGGS,
$2.15 A DOZEN.
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263. AND UNLIKE SOME PLACES,
YOU'LL ALWAYS FIND APPLES.
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264. THAT'S THE FAIRLY DIFFERENCE.
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265. WE'VE GOT APPLES.
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266. WE'VE GOT APPLES.
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267. LOOK. WE'VE ALWAYS
HAD APPLES.
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268. HOW IS THAT
A DIFFERENCE?
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269. IT'S NOT.
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270. THIS WEEK AT GIBBONS MARKETS,
WITH ANY PURCHASE YOU MAKE,
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271. YOU'LL RECEIVE
AN APPLE FOR FREE.
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272. ( female announcer )
GIBBONS, NOW WITH NINE LOCATIONS.
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273. ( male announcer )
THIS WEEK AT FAIRSLEY FOODS
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274. CIRCLE O'S CEREAL
IS ONLY $3.49 A BOX.
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275. AND AT FAIRSLEY
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276. YOU CAN SHOP COMFORTABLY
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277. KNOWING YOUR CHILDREN
WILL NOT BE ABDUCTED,
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278. THEN SHIPPED OFF TO
A PAKISTANI WHOREHOUSE
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279. WHERE THEY'LL SPEND
THE REST OF THEIR LIVES IN HOMOEROTIC SERVITUDE.
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280. COME IN WITH YOUR KIDS,
LEAVE WITH YOUR KIDS.
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281. THAT'S
THE FAIRSLEY DIFFERENCE.
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282. I LOVE CHILDREN.
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283. I ASSURE YOU,
AS A GRANDFATHER OF FIVE...
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284. THAT NO CHILD HAS EVER,
EVER BEEN TAKEN FROM A GIBBON'S MARKET.
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285. EVER.
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286. BUT TO EASE YOUR MIND,
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287. I'VE INSTALLED AN
EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE,
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288. VERY EXPENSIVE
STATE-OF-THE-ART SECURITY SYSTEM
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289. IN ALL OF OUR MARKETS.
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290. NEW POLICY TODAY.
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291. EACH CHILD IS FITTED
WITH A TRACKING COLLAR.
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292. IT USES RADIO WAVES.
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293. COME TO
GIBBON'S MARKETS.
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294. SQUASH IS ON SALE.
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295. ( female announcer )
GIBBONS.
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296. NOW WITH THREE
EXCLUSIVE LOCATIONS.
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297. C'MON DOWN TO LIBBONS.
I LOVE KIDS.
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298. I WANT YOUR MONEY.
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299. ( farting noise )
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300. ( male announcer )
TO GET YOUR BUSINESS.
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301. BUT AT FAIRSLEY,
WE STAND BEHIND OUR THREE GOLDEN PROMISES.
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302. THAT'S THE
FAIRSLEY DIFFERENCE.
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303. FAIRSLEY FOODS.
NOW WITH 23 LOCATIONS TO SERVE YOU.
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304. HEY!
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305. HERE WE ARE!
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306. WE'LL WE'RE BACK
TO OUR ROOTS.
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307. DRIVING THE SAME STREETS
MY GRANDFATHER STARTED ON.
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308. THE TIMES WERE SIMPLER
BACK THEN, WEREN'T THEY?
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309. BECAUSE PEOPLE
HAD INTEGRITY.
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310. PEOPLE WERE HONEST
WITH EACH OTHER.
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311. JUST LIKE MY
GRANDFATHER WAS
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312. WHEN HE—
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313. LENNY,
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314. YOU FAILED ME.
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315. BUT GRANDPA,
FAIRSLEY FOOD LIED.
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316. OH, SHUT UP.
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317. HEY, MR. GIBBONS.
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318. HIYA, LENNY.
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319. MOTHER, FATHER,
I'M HOME.
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320. THOMAS!
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321. THOMAS.
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322. ( grunting )
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323. YOU DID IT.
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324. CLIMBED
MOUNT EVEREST.
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325. IT'S SO GOOD
TO BE HOME.
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326. I SEE NOTHING'S
CHANGED.
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327. OH, THAT'S NEW.
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328. OH, THAT'S MY
THIMBLE COLLECTION.
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329. I DO LOVE IT SO.
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330. ENOUGH OF THAT.
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331. TELL US OF
YOUR ADVENTURE.
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332. IT TRULY WAS AN
ADVENTURE, FATHER.
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333. SADLY,
TWO MEN DIED.
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334. ( gasping )
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335. YES.
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336. ONE SLIPPED
OVER A RIDGE.
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337. ECHOES IN MY MIND.
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338. THEN, ON
THE FINAL DAY
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339. WITH THE PEAK IN SIGHT
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340. I SUDDENLY FELT MY
QUICK ROPE GO SLACK.
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341. OH!
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342. BUT BEFORE
I WAS ABLE—
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343. MY THIMBLES!
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344. ( laughing )
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345. I AM SORRY
IT WAS FUNNY.
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346. IT WAS.
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347. NO MATTER.
WE'LL HELP.
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348. THERE.
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349. ALL IN PLACE
AND NO HARM DONE.
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350. THOMAS.
RICHARD.
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351. BLESS MY SOUL,
BROTHER, YOU DID IT.
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352. CLIMBED
MOUNT EVEREST.
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353. TELL RICHARD
THE STORY.
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354. YES, YES, YES.
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355. YOU SHOULD HAVE
SEEN ME, RICHARD.
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356. I WAS ON
THE NORTH FACE
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357. ASCENDING IT IN
THE BITTER COLD—
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358. NO, NO, NO,
NOT ABOUT EVEREST,
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359. ABOUT YOU, SLIPPING.
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360. BUT I CLIMBED
MOUNT EVEREST.
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361. PLEASE, DEAR,
IT WAS FUNNY.
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362. I WANT TO HEAR
A FUNNY STORY.
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363. OH, WELL, WELL.
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364. I WAS JUST
OVER HERE...
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365. I WAS TELLING
OF THE FINAL ASCENT,
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366. AND I THOUGHT THIS
BEHIND ME WAS A STOOL.
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367. AND SO I
RESTED ON IT
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368. AND I FELL.
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369. SO THAT'S
WHAT YOU DID!
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370. I AM SO
SORRY, MOTHER.
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371. ONCE WAS FUNNY,
TWICE IS JUST NOT BEING CAREFUL.
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372. WELL, NO MATTER.
WE'LL HELP YOU.
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373. YES.
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374. HELP.
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375. THERE.
GOOD AS NEW.
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376. YES.
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377. SO AS I
WAS SAYING.
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378. I HAD ASCENDED
THE PEAK.
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379. I WAS STANDING AMONGST
THE HEAVY WINDS...
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380. BRACING MYSELF.
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381. CAREFUL. CAREFUL.
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382. DON'T WORRY,
MOTHER.
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383. THE WIND BLEW—
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384. YOU DID IT TWICE.
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385. THREE TIMES!
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386. YOU WEREN'T HERE.
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387. HE DID IT
THREE TIMES!
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388. PLEASE HELP ME.
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389. ANYONE COULD
HAVE DONE IT.
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390. THE DRINK CART
WAS RIGHT THERE.
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391. YES, BUT NO ONE WOULD
HAVE LEANED ON IT AGAIN.
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392. NOT WHEN THEY
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393. HOW THEY HAD JUST
KNOCKED IT OVER.
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394. BUT I THOUGHT
IT WAS A STOOL.
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395. HOW CAN YOU THINK
THAT THIS WAS A STOOL?
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396. IDIOT!
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397. I AM NOT AN IDIOT.
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398. YOU ASKED TO HEAR MY STORY
OF CONQUERING EVEREST
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399. AND SO I TOLD YOU.
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400. AND IN THE
COURSE OF THINGS,
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401. I RESTED UPON WHAT
I THOUGHT WAS A—
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402. NO!
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403. NO ONE HELP HIM!
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404. LET THOMAS DO IT
HIMSELF THIS TIME.
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405. CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST.
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406. THERE.
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407. AND THE WIND BLEW
AS WE APPROACHED THE PEAK...
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408. ( screaming )
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409. AND THEN I THOUGHT
I SAW A BEAR.
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410. WE TOOK OUR
FINAL GIANT STEPS.
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411. SNOW BLIND!
COULD NOT SEE!
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412. THOMAS,
WONDERFUL NEWS.
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413. DON'T, NO!
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414. HE ALMOST FINISHED HIS
STORY WITHOUT SLIPPING.
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415. ENOUGH OF THAT.
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416. I'VE JUST RETURNED
FROM NEW YORK CITY
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417. AND THEY WANT TO MAKE
A MOVING PICTURE OF YOUR STORY.
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418. FINALLY THE STORY OF
EVEREST WILL BE TOLD.
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419. ( silent movie
organ music playing )
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420. ( thinking )
NOBODY TAKES ME SERIOUSLY.
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421. I, WHO CONQUERED EVEREST,
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422. AND PORTRAYED
AS A BUMBLING FOOL.
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423. ( laughing )
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424. And another thing, man.
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425. What's with this
falling down shit?
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426. How many motherfucking
times this motherfucker gonna fall down?
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427. That shit ain't funny.
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428. YOU SAW THE SCRIPT!
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429. Motherfucker,
don't interrupt me.
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430. I'll interrupt my foot
up your ass.
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431. Fuck this.
You motherfuckers are fired.
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432. All y'all motherfuckers
are fired.
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433. HOW CAN YOU DO THAT?
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434. TOTO! TOTO!
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435. Get this dog
away from me, man!
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436. Get him away from me!
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437. TOTO!
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438. SWEETIE PIE!
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439. OH, SO
ALL ALONG,
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440. SWEETIE PIE,
THE JAILED GANGSTER,
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441. WAS REALLY SWEETIE PIE,
OUR KITTY CAT.
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442. YOU NAUGHTY
KITTY CAT.
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443. OH, WE CAN'T
STAY MAD AT YOU.
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444. WE'RE GONNA SPANK YOU
WITH OUR LIPS.
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445. TAKE THAT.
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446. AND THAT.
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447. THAT'S A SPANKING.
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