1. DRIVE ON
THE LEFT AND RIGHT.Copy !req
2. ON THE LEFT
IT'S BOB AND DAVID.Copy !req
3. THANK YOU.Copy !req
4. THANK YOU,
THANKS FOR COMING OUT.Copy !req
5. OH, WOW.Copy !req
6. HELLO, EVERYONE.Copy !req
7. WELL YOU HAVE JOINED US
ON A VERY SPECIAL OCCASION.Copy !req
8. IT IS OUR
BLOOPER NIGHT.Copy !req
9. THAT'S RIGHT,Copy !req
10. WITH THE HELP OF
THE BLOOPER-TRON 3,000,Copy !req
11. WE'LL TAKE A LOOK AT SOME
MOMENTS FROM "MR. SHOW"Copy !req
12. THAT DIDN'T GO QUITE THE WAY
WE WANTED THEM TO.Copy !req
13. LET'S LOOK AT OUR
FIRST CLIP FROM A SHOWCopy !req
14. WHERE BOB GOT
A LITTLE TOO UPSET.Copy !req
15. OH, MAN.Copy !req
16. OKAY.Copy !req
17. DID YOU SEE
YOUR FACE?Copy !req
18. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
19. NOW IN THE NEXT CLIP
A CERTAIN DAVID CROSS—Copy !req
20. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.Copy !req
21. LET'S WATCH THAT AGAIN.Copy !req
22. BACKWARDS,
BACKWARDS!Copy !req
23. ALRIGHT, C'MON,
CUT IT OUT!Copy !req
24. THAT IS ENOUGH!Copy !req
25. YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO PUSH
EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
26. YOU WANT TO
SEE A BLOOPER, HUH?Copy !req
27. YEAH, WE GOT DRESSED UP
AND EVERYTHING.Copy !req
28. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT,
SMART MOUTH.Copy !req
29. SHERRY,
ROLL THAT THING.Copy !req
30. YOU KNOW.Copy !req
31. HOW DID
YOU GET THAT?Copy !req
32. WHAT THE?Copy !req
33. ALRIGHT,
ALRIGHT.Copy !req
34. OKAY.Copy !req
35. SHERRY, WHY DON'T YOU
ROLL THAT BLOOPERCopy !req
36. I WAS SHOWING AROUND
THE OFFICE EARLIER.Copy !req
37. HEY, MAN...
YOU WANNA PARTY?Copy !req
38. HEY, BOB, BOB.Copy !req
39. HEY MAN,
UMM...Copy !req
40. SO, DO YOU STILL
LIKE TO PARTY?Copy !req
41. OKAY!Copy !req
42. I WAS JUST
OUT OF COLLEGE,Copy !req
43. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
I WANTED TO DO WITH MY LIFE.Copy !req
44. YOU THINK
THAT'S EMBARRASSING?Copy !req
45. ROLL THAT OTHER,
C'MON, ROLL IT!Copy !req
46. THAT'S THE SAME THING,
YOU ALREADY SHOWED THAT.Copy !req
47. I GOT HOURS
OF THAT, MAN.Copy !req
48. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
49. OKAY, OKAY,
YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
50. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
51. I WAS NOT
GONNA DO THIS.Copy !req
52. I WAS NOT
GONNA DO THIS.Copy !req
53. SHERRY, ROLL
THAT OTHER BLOOPER.Copy !req
54. LOOK.Copy !req
55. I'M SORRY,
MR. AND MRS. ODENKIRK,Copy !req
56. IT'S SIMPLY TOO LATE
TO HAVE AN ABORTION.Copy !req
57. YOUR SON
IS FOUR-YEARS-OLD.Copy !req
58. MOMMY,
WHAT'S A GAGORTION?Copy !req
59. ULTIMATE BLOOPER!Copy !req
60. YOU GOT ME!Copy !req
61. OKAY, WE TALLIED
YOUR VOTES,Copy !req
62. AND THE TOP
BLOOPER OF THE NIGHTCopy !req
63. IS EITHER
"UPSY-DAISY",Copy !req
64. "WHAT'S A GAGORTION",
OR "SECRET SUPERSTAR".Copy !req
65. DAVID...Copy !req
66. AND THE WINNER IS...Copy !req
67. "SECRET SUPERSTAR" !Copy !req
68. I DIDN'T KNOW
ANYONE WAS...Copy !req
69. HAVE YOU BEEN
THERE THE WHOLE TIME?Copy !req
70. LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, KID.Copy !req
71. YOU GOT THE GOODS.Copy !req
72. REALLY?Copy !req
73. Hey Mike, it's Glen,
I'm back.Copy !req
74. YEAH.Copy !req
75. SO LISTEN, IT'S LIKE
I'M SAYING, ALRIGHT?Copy !req
76. THE GUY WHO PLAYED THE DAD
ON "LASSIE" INVENTED L.S.D.Copy !req
77. DUDE, FUCKING
NO WAY, MAN.Copy !req
78. I'LL BET YOU
ANYTHING.Copy !req
79. I'LL BET YOU TWO HOURS
WORTH OF PHONE SEX.Copy !req
80. TWO HOURS
WORTH OF PHONE SEX?Copy !req
81. OKAY, YOU'RE ON.Copy !req
82. OKAY,
I'M ON THE WEB.Copy !req
83. I'M AT
THE "LASSIE" SITE.Copy !req
84. HERE'S HIS BIO.Copy !req
85. OH, SHIT!
YOU'RE RIGHT!Copy !req
86. I TOLD YOU, MAN,
ALRIGHT.Copy !req
87. TWO HOURS
WORTH OF PHONE SEX.Copy !req
88. YEAH, WHATEVER.Copy !req
89. COOL,
I'M CALLING NOW.Copy !req
90. HEY, THAT'S A LITTLE MORE
INFORMATION THAN I NEEDED.Copy !req
91. HEY, BUDDY.Copy !req
92. I GOT THAT.Copy !req
93. YEAH,
GLEN PETERSON.Copy !req
94. I WANT TO TALK TO THE HOTTEST,
HORNIEST SLUT YOU GOT.Copy !req
95. HEY, MIKE?Copy !req
96. CALL ME "THOR".Copy !req
97. MIKE, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING, MAN?Copy !req
98. WELL, YOU KNOW,
PHONE SEX.Copy !req
99. YEAH, I'M NOT
GONNA DO IT.Copy !req
100. CALL ONE OF THOSE NUMBERS
AND SEND ME THE BILL.Copy !req
101. GLEN, GLEN,
I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY.Copy !req
102. WELL THEN,
FORGET ABOUT IT.Copy !req
103. DUDE!Copy !req
104. YOU LOST THE BET!Copy !req
105. NOW I'M CALLING BACK,Copy !req
106. SO DISGUISE YOUR VOICE,
YOU DUMB DICK.Copy !req
107. HORNY SLUT
HOT LINE,Copy !req
108. THIS IS
PEPPERMINT SPEAKING.Copy !req
109. HELLO, PETERSON,
IS THAT YOU?Copy !req
110. OH, MRS. COOPER,
I'M SORRY,Copy !req
111. I WAS JUST
HAVING A JOSH THERE.Copy !req
112. WELL, I HOPE SO.Copy !req
113. GET THE EVANS FILE ON MY DESK
BEFORE YOU GO HOME TONIGHT.Copy !req
114. YES, MA'AM.Copy !req
115. GLEN PETERSON.Copy !req
116. HEY, IT'S THOR.Copy !req
117. HEY MIKE,
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?Copy !req
118. YOU WERE GONNA CALL RIGHT BACK,
YOU ALMOST GOT ME FIRED!Copy !req
119. I WANTED TO GIVE YOU TIME
TO GET INTO CHARACTER.Copy !req
120. LISTEN, MIKE—Copy !req
121. CALL ME "THOR".Copy !req
122. LET ME SEE IF ONE OF
OUR OPERATORS IS FREE.Copy !req
123. HEY...Copy !req
124. THIS IS
PEPPERMINT.Copy !req
125. YEAH?
HEY, WELL,Copy !req
126. I GOT MY PANTS DOWN,
PEPPERMINT,Copy !req
127. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
THOR'S HAMMER?Copy !req
128. TERRIFIC.Copy !req
129. YEAH? WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO TO IT?Copy !req
130. OH, I WANT TO DO ALL SORTS OF
NAUGHTY THINGS WITH IT.Copy !req
131. IT'S JUST
SO BIG, THOUGH.Copy !req
132. IT'S KIND OF SCARY.Copy !req
133. I JUST LOVE WORKING
THIS BIG MONSTER OF YOURS.Copy !req
134. AND—Copy !req
135. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
136. OKAY, GLEN.Copy !req
137. YOU THROUGH
ALREADY?Copy !req
138. FUCK YEAH, MAN,
YOU SHOULD SEE ALL THIS.Copy !req
139. AN HOUR AND 57 MINUTES
MORE YOU OWE ME.Copy !req
140. I WANT THAT FILE.Copy !req
141. YES, MA'AM.Copy !req
142. HEY.Copy !req
143. ( male )
Hello, this is Thor.Copy !req
144. JESUS, THOR,
DON'T YOU TAKE A BREAK?Copy !req
145. HOLD ON.Copy !req
146. HEY, THIS IS
PEPPERMINT.Copy !req
147. DID YOU MISS ME?Copy !req
148. HEY, PEPPERMINT,
YEAH.Copy !req
149. DO YOU FEEL LIKE
BEING BAD WITH PEPPERMINT?Copy !req
150. SO BAD, SO BAD.Copy !req
151. HOLD ON,
I GOT ANOTHER CALL.Copy !req
152. STAY ON THE LINE.Copy !req
153. HEY, GLEN PETERSON.Copy !req
154. HEY MAN,
IT'S ME, MIKE.Copy !req
155. I JUST WANTED TO SAY,
MAN, YOU WERE AMAZING.Copy !req
156. MIKE, I GOT YOU HOLDING
ON THE OTHER LINE.Copy !req
157. THAT AIN'T ME.Copy !req
158. SHIT!Copy !req
159. HOLD ON.Copy !req
160. ALRIGHT, WHOEVER
THIS IS, FUCK OFF.Copy !req
161. HEY MAN, C'MON, YOU ALREADY
GOT ME SO WORKED UP.Copy !req
162. YOU'RE GOOD.Copy !req
163. REALLY?Copy !req
164. YEAH, REALLY.Copy !req
165. I MEAN, YOU SAY
ALL THE RIGHT THINGS.Copy !req
166. LISTEN, COULD I TALK
TO PEPPERMINT AGAIN?Copy !req
167. WELL...Copy !req
168. YEAH.Copy !req
169. HEY, THIS IS
PEPPERMINT.Copy !req
170. I HEAR MY FAVORITE CUSTOMER
HAS AN ATTACK OF THE HORNIES.Copy !req
171. PEPPERMINT'S HERE
TO MAKE IT ALL BETTER.Copy !req
172. PETERSON!Copy !req
173. THAT IS IT, PERVERT,
GET YOUR SHIT AND GET OUT!Copy !req
174. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUSCopy !req
175. 'CAUSE I'M MORE OF A WOMAN
THAN YOU'LL EVER BE.Copy !req
176. ( female )
HEY GUYS,Copy !req
177. IF YOU'RE IN THE MOOD
FOR SOME STEAMY SEX CHAT,Copy !req
178. THERE'S ONLY ONE
GLEN PETERSON.Copy !req
179. WHEN I FIRST HEARDCopy !req
180. THAT GLEN WAS A DUDE
AND NOT A CHICK,Copy !req
181. I WANTED TO CALL A CHICK.Copy !req
182. BUT GLEN'S
A DUDE'S DUDECopy !req
183. WHO REALLY KNOWS
WHAT DUDES WANT TO HEARCopy !req
184. WHEN THEY'RE IMAGINING
TALKING TO A CHICK.Copy !req
185. HOW'S THAT?Copy !req
186. I DON'T KNOW,Copy !req
187. YOU GOTTA MAKE ME THINK
THAT THIS GUY THINKSCopy !req
188. THAT THIS GLEN GUY IS
THE HOTTEST CHICK IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
189. SO MAYBE
AN ENGLISH ACCENT?Copy !req
190. YES.Copy !req
191. ( male )
NEXT.Copy !req
192. DENNY WOODKIN?Copy !req
193. YEAH,
RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
194. GREAT, HI.Copy !req
195. THIS WAY.Copy !req
196. THIS IS NORM
THE PRODUCER.Copy !req
197. HI.Copy !req
198. I'M DENNY WOODKIN.Copy !req
199. AND THE MONOLOGUE THAT
I'LL BE PERFORMING NOWCopy !req
200. IS FROM THE PLAY ENTITLED
"THE AUDITION",Copy !req
201. BY GAVIN HOLLERWOOD.Copy !req
202. WELL,
HOW APROPOS.Copy !req
203. YOU CAN
START ANY TIME.Copy !req
204. OKAY.Copy !req
205. CAN I USE
THIS CHAIR?Copy !req
206. SURE.Copy !req
207. NO, I STARTED IT.Copy !req
208. THAT'S PART
OF THE MONOLOGUE.Copy !req
209. I THOUGHT YOU WERE
ASKING US TO.Copy !req
210. NO, I WAS DOING IT.Copy !req
211. CAN I USE
THIS CHAIR?Copy !req
212. YEAH.Copy !req
213. NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
214. ONE TO ONE.Copy !req
215. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
216. LET ME—Copy !req
217. START AGAIN.Copy !req
218. CAN I USE
THIS CHAIR?Copy !req
219. SERIOUSLY,
CAN I USE IT?Copy !req
220. HELLO!Copy !req
221. I NEED IT...Copy !req
222. FOR THE AUDITION.Copy !req
223. COULD SOMEBODY
ANSWER ME?Copy !req
224. JESUS, TALK TO ME!Copy !req
225. YEAH.Copy !req
226. NO!Copy !req
227. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
228. WE'LL GET IT
THIS TIME.Copy !req
229. CAN I START AGAIN?Copy !req
230. PLEASE DO.Copy !req
231. CAN I USE
THIS CHAIR?Copy !req
232. YEA—Copy !req
233. SERIOUSLY,
CAN I USE IT?Copy !req
234. HELLO.Copy !req
235. I NEED IT
FOR THE AUDITION.Copy !req
236. COULD SOMEBODY
ANSWER ME?Copy !req
237. JESUS,
TALK TO ME!Copy !req
238. I'M A HUMAN BEING
UP HERE FOR GOD'S SAKES.Copy !req
239. DON'T JUST LOOK AT EACH OTHER,
ANSWER ME.Copy !req
240. CAN I USE IT?Copy !req
241. YES.Copy !req
242. NO!Copy !req
243. THAT'S IN THERE?Copy !req
244. "DON'T JUST
LOOK AT EACH OTHER" ?Copy !req
245. EXACTLY WHEN
WE DID IT?Copy !req
246. YES.Copy !req
247. IT'S A GOOD PLAY.Copy !req
248. I MEAN, IT COMES
FROM EXPERIENCE.Copy !req
249. FROM A REAL PLACE.Copy !req
250. OKAY.Copy !req
251. OKAY.Copy !req
252. I'LL START AGAIN.Copy !req
253. CAN I USE
THIS CHAIR?Copy !req
254. SERIOUSLY,
CAN I USE IT?Copy !req
255. HELLO.Copy !req
256. I NEED IT
FOR THE AUDITION.Copy !req
257. COULD SOMEBODY
ANSWER ME?Copy !req
258. JESUS, TALK TO ME.Copy !req
259. I MEAN, I'M A HUMAN BEING
UP HERE FOR GOD'S SAKES.Copy !req
260. DON'T JUST LOOK AT EACH OTHER,
ANSWER ME!Copy !req
261. CAN I USE IT?Copy !req
262. GOD...Copy !req
263. OH, FUCK.Copy !req
264. YOU KNOW...Copy !req
265. YOU GUYS SIT THERE.Copy !req
266. YOU IN YOUR
STUPID DESIGNER TIE,Copy !req
267. AND YOU IN YOUR
DUMB-ASS GLASSESCopy !req
268. AND IMPORTED
BOTTLE OF WATER.Copy !req
269. SITTING LOOKING DOWN AT
THE LONELY ACTOR ON STAGE.Copy !req
270. GETTING OFF
ON YOUR POWER TRIP.Copy !req
271. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?
FUCK YOU.Copy !req
272. I DON'T NEED TO BE IN YOUR
STUPID DUMB-ASS SITCOM,Copy !req
273. IT'S FUCKING RETARDED,
IT'S NOT FUNNY.Copy !req
274. I READ IT,
IT'S NEVER GONNA WORK.Copy !req
275. FUCK YOU GUYS,
FUCK YOU.Copy !req
276. FUCK YOU.Copy !req
277. WHOA.Copy !req
278. THAT WAS WEIRD.Copy !req
279. WHAT WAS IT?Copy !req
280. GREAT!Copy !req
281. NO!Copy !req
282. GOD!Copy !req
283. LET ME
START AGAIN.Copy !req
284. CAN I USE
THIS CHAIR?Copy !req
285. KID, KID, KID!Copy !req
286. WE'VE SEEN ENOUGH.Copy !req
287. YOU GOT THE GOODS.Copy !req
288. REALLY?Copy !req
289. WHAT THE HECK?Copy !req
290. TURN OFF THAT TV!Copy !req
291. TURN OFF THAT—
DID YOU HEAR ME, MISTER?Copy !req
292. Turn off the tv and go get up
and help with dinner.Copy !req
293. Do it!Copy !req
294. Go!Copy !req
295. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.Copy !req
296. No!Copy !req
297. YOU GOT ME.Copy !req
298. ( female )
TURN IT OFF, DALE,
C'MON!Copy !req
299. OKAY, ALRIGHT.Copy !req
300. I'M SICK AND TIRED.Copy !req
301. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I ASKED YOU
TO TURN IT OFF?Copy !req
302. I ASKED YOU LIKE
20 DIFFERENT TIMES.Copy !req
303. SHUT UP
AND TURN IT OFF.Copy !req
304. ( female )
WE'RE LIKE ANY FAMILY.Copy !req
305. WE FIGHT BUT
WE LOVE EACH OTHER.Copy !req
306. WE JUST HAVE DREAMS
FOR OUR LITTLE ONE.Copy !req
307. WE TRAVEL AROUND,
DO THE CIRCUIT, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
308. SOME WOMEN, THEY TRY TO FORCE
THEIR BABIES INTO THIS.Copy !req
309. AND I DON'T
THINK THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
310. OUR BABY
WANTS TO DO IT.Copy !req
311. OUR BABY LOVES
THE GLAMOUR AND ATTENTION.Copy !req
312. YEAH, OUR BABY'S ALREADY
WON A SCHOLARSHIPCopy !req
313. TO MISS LILY'S
FINISHING SCHOOL.Copy !req
314. ( male )
WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
315. THAT'S A SCHOOL WHERE
THEY TEACH YOU HOW TO FINISH.Copy !req
316. ( male )
OKAY, LET'S WELCOME
OUR NEXT CONTESTANTCopy !req
317. IN THE PAGEANT.Copy !req
318. SEE, WHAT I CAN DO
WITH THESE FETUSESCopy !req
319. IS LITERALLY
A MIRACLE.Copy !req
320. OKAY?Copy !req
321. I CAN SURGICALLY
APPLY MAKE-UP,Copy !req
322. FALSE EYELASHES,
WHATEVER.Copy !req
323. LIPOSUCTION BABY FAT.Copy !req
324. THESE FETUSES ARE HAPPY,
THEY COME OUT—Copy !req
325. YOU GOT TO SEE THEM.Copy !req
326. THAT HAVE SUCH
HIGH SELF-ESTEEM.Copy !req
327. THEY CAN'T WAIT TO BE BORN.Copy !req
328. THEY ARE SO HAPPY!Copy !req
329. THERE'S ALL KINDS OF WAYS
YOU GOTTA SPEND MONEY ON.Copy !req
330. I WORK A BUNCH
OF DIFFERENT JOBS,Copy !req
331. SO WE CAN KEEP GETTING ON
THE DIFFERENT EMBRYO SHOWS.Copy !req
332. MY REGULAR
9 TO 5 JOBCopy !req
333. IS AT THE
PORK RIND FACTORY.Copy !req
334. THAT DON'T
PAY SO GOOD.Copy !req
335. NO, BUT,
IT'S ALRIGHTCopy !req
336. BECAUSE THEY GIVE YOU ALL
THE IRREGULAR PORK RINDS,Copy !req
337. ALL YOU CAN EAT.Copy !req
338. YEAH.Copy !req
339. AND THE OLD BABY,
THE OLD BABY LOVES THEM.Copy !req
340. LOOK AT HER.Copy !req
341. SHE LOVES THEM.Copy !req
342. SHE EATS THEM BREAKFAST,
LUNCH AND DINNER.Copy !req
343. YEAH.Copy !req
344. ALSO I HAVE MY
TOILET ON WHEELS BUSINESS.Copy !req
345. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
346. WE JUST GOT
A SECOND ONE OF THEM.Copy !req
347. HEY THERE,
HONEY.Copy !req
348. I MORTGAGED OFF
THE FIRST ONE.Copy !req
349. HELL.Copy !req
350. IT'S GOING GOOD,
I THINK IT'S GONNA GO GOOD.Copy !req
351. IT'S GONNA
GO GOOD.Copy !req
352. THREE HUNDRED?
I THOUGHT IT WAS TWO HUNDRED.Copy !req
353. I KNOW, SWEET PEA,Copy !req
354. BUT THE BANNERS COST US
A LITTLE MORE THAN WE EXPECTED.Copy !req
355. ALL WE GOT
IS TWO HUNDRED.Copy !req
356. THAT'S IT.Copy !req
357. GOD, I AM
SO SORRY.Copy !req
358. BUT WE DROVE
ALL THE WAY HERE.Copy !req
359. GOD, I KNOW.Copy !req
360. DALE?Copy !req
361. SWEETIE, I—Copy !req
362. HONEY.Copy !req
363. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
364. I SUPPOSE I CAN
TAKE A 4th JOB.Copy !req
365. HEY THERE,
MR. VAN-ERNIE.Copy !req
366. HEY, DALE, SHE'S BEEN
ACTING UP AGAIN.Copy !req
367. YEAH.Copy !req
368. ( Dale )
I TOOK AN
EXTRA, EXTRA JOB,Copy !req
369. DOWN AT THE CIRCUS.Copy !req
370. MR. VAN-ERNIE HAS ME
KISS THE ELEPHANTS' ASSES.Copy !req
371. I DON'T KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
372. WHETHER IT'S THE SOUND
OR THE FEELING,Copy !req
373. BUT THE ELEPHANTS
LOVE IT.Copy !req
374. AM I A PIONEER?Copy !req
375. I SUPPOSE SO.Copy !req
376. ( male )
I DIDN'T ASK THAT.Copy !req
377. WELL...Copy !req
378. IT'S A VERY
EXPENSIVE PROCEDURE.Copy !req
379. THANK YOU FOR COMING
TO THE PAGEANT.Copy !req
380. HERE TO JUDGE OUR "GOLDEN DAYS
OF HOLLYWOOD PAGEANT",Copy !req
381. WE'RE PROUD TO HAVE
OUR CELEBRITY JUDGES,Copy !req
382. FROM THE TV SHOW
"DADDY'S LITTLE FATSY",Copy !req
383. MISS SAMANTHA!Copy !req
384. MORNING RADIO PERSONALITY,
CRAZY UNCLE GERNY!Copy !req
385. AND FROM EUROPE,Copy !req
386. THE ROYAL
DUTCH OF DUKES.Copy !req
387. LOOK HOW PRETTY
YOU ARE.Copy !req
388. SEE HOW PRETTY
YOU ARE.Copy !req
389. IT'S TIME FOR THE MOMENT
EVERYBODY HAS BEEN WAITING FOR.Copy !req
390. THE WINNERCopy !req
391. OF THE "GOLDEN DAYS
OF HOLLYWOOD PAGEANT" IS...Copy !req
392. THE CROW FETUS!Copy !req
393. THE CROW FETUS!Copy !req
394. THIS IS A FINE
DINING RESTAURANT.Copy !req
395. THIS MAN CLAIMS TO BE
THE ROYAL DUTCH OF DUKES.Copy !req
396. THE REAL ROYAL DUTCH OF DUKES
IS A FREQUENT GUEST HERE.Copy !req
397. PLEASE ESCORT THIS FALSE
ROYAL DUTCH OF DUKES.Copy !req
398. I WON'T KICK
YOUR ASS, PIERRE.Copy !req
399. THIS IS SO SWEET.Copy !req
400. YEAH.Copy !req
401. THIS IS
CLASSY, HUH?Copy !req
402. THIS RESTAURANT
IS FANTASTIC.Copy !req
403. YEAH, THEY GAVE IT
ANOTHER STAR.Copy !req
404. SIX STARS.Copy !req
405. I MEAN IT'S THE ULTIMATE
DINING EXPERIENCE.Copy !req
406. FOR THE ULTIMATE
LADY EXPERIENCE.Copy !req
407. I TRUST EVERYTHING
IS TO MONSIEUR'S SATISFACTION.Copy !req
408. OH YEAH,
IT'S INCREDIBLE.Copy !req
409. SWEETIE, WILL YOU EXCUSE ME
FOR JUST A MOMENT?Copy !req
410. I'M JUST GOING
TO WASH MY HANDS.Copy !req
411. NONSENSE, MADAM.Copy !req
412. LE HAND WASHER!Copy !req
413. WOW, HOW FANCY!Copy !req
414. WOW.Copy !req
415. WOW.Copy !req
416. DOES MADAM AND MONSIEUR
REQUIRE ANYTHING ELSE?Copy !req
417. NO, WE'RE GOOD.Copy !req
418. VERY WELL.Copy !req
419. I SHALL
BRING YOUR ENTREES.Copy !req
420. ENTREE!Copy !req
421. OH, WOW.Copy !req
422. OH, BOY,
ALRIGHT.Copy !req
423. WOW.Copy !req
424. THANK YOU.Copy !req
425. EXCUSE ME
FOR JUST A SECOND.Copy !req
426. SIR, IS THERE
A PROBLEM?Copy !req
427. NO.Copy !req
428. WHERE ARE
THE RESTROOMS?Copy !req
429. NO.Copy !req
430. NO, I MEAN
THE MEN'S ROOM?Copy !req
431. SHH, SIR, PLEASE.Copy !req
432. WE DO NOT
HAVE SUCH A THING.Copy !req
433. THE BURGUNDY LOAF
PRIDES ITSELFCopy !req
434. AS THE EPITOME
OF CLASS AND DISTINCTION.Copy !req
435. AND WE WOULD NOT
SOIL OUR ATMOSPHERECopy !req
436. WITH A MEN'S
TOILET ROOM.Copy !req
437. IT'S TOO CRUDE
TO IMAGINE.Copy !req
438. COULDN'T YOU JUST
HOLD IT IN?Copy !req
439. NO, I CAN'T.Copy !req
440. MADAM, MONSIEUR,Copy !req
441. EVERYTHING IS
TAKEN CARE OF.Copy !req
442. VOILA, THE CHAIR.Copy !req
443. CRAFTED FROM
BRAZILIAN MAHOGANY.Copy !req
444. LE BOX!Copy !req
445. THE BOX, HAND-CRAFTED
WITH ITALIAN GOLD LEAF.Copy !req
446. INSIDE A VELVET LININGCopy !req
447. TO CRADLE
MONSIEUR'S LEAVINGSCopy !req
448. WITH THE TENDER DELICACY
OF A DEVOTED MOTHER.Copy !req
449. MONSIEUR MAY SIT,Copy !req
450. ENJOY HIS MEAL, AND PERFORM
HIS TASK AT LEISURE.Copy !req
451. YOU WANT ME TO SHIT IN A BOX
WHILE I'M EATING DINNER?Copy !req
452. WHEN MONSIEUR
IS FINISHED,Copy !req
453. WE WILL DELIVER
THE BOX TO HIS HOME,Copy !req
454. FIRST CLASS COURTESY
OF THE BURGUNDY LOAF.Copy !req
455. YES.Copy !req
456. RUDY!Copy !req
457. RUDY, WILL AWAIT
YOUR FOUNDATION.Copy !req
458. ENJOY YOUR MEAL.Copy !req
459. THE SEA BASS
IS EXCELLENT.Copy !req
460. THIS CREAM SAUCE
IS SO LIGHT.Copy !req
461. I CAN'T WAIT
TO MEET YOUR PARENTS.Copy !req
462. YEAH.Copy !req
463. SIR,
PLEASE RELAX.Copy !req
464. RUDY WILL WAIT
AS LONG AS NEED BE.Copy !req
465. YEAH,
YOU RELAX.Copy !req
466. LET YOUR ASS
DO THE TALKING.Copy !req
467. RUDY!Copy !req
468. SO, UMM...Copy !req
469. YEAH, MY PARENTS
CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU...Copy !req
470. TOO.Copy !req
471. HOW'S THE DUCK?Copy !req
472. UH...Copy !req
473. I BET IT'S GOOD.Copy !req
474. HEY, SPEAKING OF DUCKS,
I HEAR SOME QUACKING.Copy !req
475. RUDY, PLEASE!Copy !req
476. UMM...Copy !req
477. SO, UH...Copy !req
478. YOU BETTER
BE CAREFUL,Copy !req
479. OR MY MOM'S GONNA BORE YOU
WITH HER GARDEN STORIES.Copy !req
480. THANKS FOR
THE ADVANCE WARNING.Copy !req
481. HEY THERE, GENERAL,Copy !req
482. YOU DEPLOYED
ANY TROOPS YET?Copy !req
483. RUDY!Copy !req
484. HEY...Copy !req
485. NOW THAT'S
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
486. YOU FOLKS
HAVE A GOOD EVENING.Copy !req
487. DO YOU HAVE
ANY TOILET PAPER?Copy !req
488. SHH.Copy !req
489. WE DO NOT HAVE SOMETHING
AS CRUDE AS TOILET PAPER.Copy !req
490. FRENCHY!Copy !req
491. HELLO.Copy !req
492. WELL, NO NEED
TO FUMIGATE THIS MONTH.Copy !req
493. YOU WILL LOVE
FRENCHY'S HUMOR.Copy !req
494. WE ALL DO.Copy !req
495. I KNOW.Copy !req
496. HOW ABOUT
MOLLY HERE?Copy !req
497. SHE'S ALWAYS NICE
FOR THE BUTT OF A GENTLEMAN.Copy !req
498. HERE WE ARE.Copy !req
499. OKAY.Copy !req
500. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
501. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
502. IF YOU WOULD, SIR.Copy !req
503. YOU KNOW...Copy !req
504. ME AND ME BRUSHES,
WE'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
505. FROM WATERLOO
TO TIAN'ANMEN SQUARE.Copy !req
506. AIN'T THAT RIGHT,
MOLLY?Copy !req
507. UP, UP AND AWAY.Copy !req
508. GIVE A WINK
AND A NOD.Copy !req
509. FRENCHY'S
GOT THE GOODS!Copy !req
510. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY.
THANKS FOR COMING—Copy !req
511. HEY...Copy !req
512. WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
513. CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1998
HOME BOX OFFICE
OH, MY GOD,
IT'S A WEEK LATE.Copy !req
514. Captioned by
HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER
I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN
THIS THING A WEEK AGO!Copy !req