1. DRIVE ON THE LEFT
AND RIDE ON THE LIFTCopy !req
2. IT'S BOB AND DAVID.Copy !req
3. ( applause )Copy !req
4. THANK YOU.Copy !req
5. THANK YOU,
THANKS FOR COMING OUT.Copy !req
6. OH, WOW.Copy !req
7. HELLO, EVERYONE.Copy !req
8. WELL YOU HAVE JOINED US
ON A VERY SPECIAL OCCASION.Copy !req
9. IT IS OUR
BLOOPER NIGHT.Copy !req
10. THAT'S RIGHT,Copy !req
11. WITH THE HELP OF
THE BLOOPER-TRON 3,000,Copy !req
12. WE'LL TAKE A LOOK AT SOME
MOMENTS FROM MR. SHOWCopy !req
13. THAT DIDN'T GO QUITE THE WAY
WE WANTED THEM TO.Copy !req
14. LET'S LOOK AT OUR
FIRST CLIP FROM A SHOWCopy !req
15. WHERE BOB GOT
A LITTLE TOO UPSET.Copy !req
16. ( applause )Copy !req
17. OH, MAN.Copy !req
18. OKAY.Copy !req
19. DID YOU SEE
YOUR FACE?Copy !req
20. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
21. NOW IN THE NEXT CLIP,
A CERTAIN DAVID CROSS—Copy !req
22. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.Copy !req
23. LET'S WATCH THAT AGAIN.Copy !req
24. BACKWARDS,
BACKWARDS!Copy !req
25. ALRIGHT, C'MON,
CUT IT OUT!Copy !req
26. THAT IS ENOUGH!Copy !req
27. YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO PUSH
EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
28. YOU WANT TO
SEE A BLOOPER, HUH?Copy !req
29. YEAH, WE GOT DRESSED UP
AND EVERYTHING.Copy !req
30. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT,
SMART MOUTH.Copy !req
31. SHERRY,
ROLL THAT THING.Copy !req
32. YOU KNOW.Copy !req
33. HOW DID
YOU GET THAT?Copy !req
34. WHAT THE?Copy !req
35. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. OKAY.Copy !req
36. SHERRY, WHY DON'T YOU
ROLL THAT BLOOPERCopy !req
37. I WAS SHOWING AROUND
THE OFFICE EARLIER.Copy !req
38. HEY, MAN...
YOU WANNA PARTY?Copy !req
39. ( applause )Copy !req
40. HEY, BOB, BOB.Copy !req
41. HEY MAN,
UMM...Copy !req
42. SO, DO YOU STILL
LIKE TO PARTY?Copy !req
43. OKAY! I WAS JUST
OUT OF COLLEGE,Copy !req
44. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
I WANTED TO DO WITH MY LIFE.Copy !req
45. YOU THINK
THAT'S EMBARRASSING?Copy !req
46. ROLL THAT OTHER,
C'MON, ROLL IT!Copy !req
47. THAT'S THE SAME THING,
YOU ALREADY SHOWED THAT.Copy !req
48. I GOT HOURS
OF THAT, MAN.Copy !req
49. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
50. OKAY, OKAY,
YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
51. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
52. I WAS NOT
GONNA DO THIS.Copy !req
53. I WAS NOT
GONNA DO THIS.Copy !req
54. SHERRY, ROLL
THAT OTHER BLOOPER.Copy !req
55. LOOK.Copy !req
56. I'M SORRY,
MR. AND MRS. ODENKIRK,Copy !req
57. IT'S SIMPLY TOO LATE
TO HAVE AN ABORTION.Copy !req
58. YOUR SON
IS FOUR-YEARS-OLD.Copy !req
59. MOMMY,
WHAT'S A GAGORTION?Copy !req
60. ( laughing )Copy !req
61. ULTIMATE BLOOPER!Copy !req
62. YOU GOT ME!Copy !req
63. OKAY, WE TALLIED
YOUR VOTES,Copy !req
64. AND THE TOP
BLOOPER OF THE NIGHTCopy !req
65. IS EITHER
"UPSY-DAISY",Copy !req
66. "WHAT'S A GAGORTION",
OR "SECRET SUPERSTAR".Copy !req
67. DAVID...Copy !req
68. AND THE WINNER IS...Copy !req
69. ( drum roll )Copy !req
70. "SECRET SUPERSTAR" !Copy !req
71. I DIDN'T KNOW
ANYONE WAS...Copy !req
72. HAVE YOU BEEN
THERE THE WHOLE TIME?Copy !req
73. LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, KID.Copy !req
74. YOU GOT THE GOODS.Copy !req
75. REALLY?Copy !req
76. ( car horn playing
Emotion Lotion song )Copy !req
77. Hey Mike, it's Glen,
I'm back.Copy !req
78. YEAH.Copy !req
79. SO LISTEN, IT'S LIKE
I'M SAYING, ALRIGHT?Copy !req
80. THE GUY WHO PLAYED THE DAD
ON "LASSIE" INVENTED L.S.D.Copy !req
81. DUDE, FUCKING
NO WAY, MAN.Copy !req
82. I'LL BET YOU
ANYTHING.Copy !req
83. I'LL BET YOU TWO HOURS
WORTH OF PHONE SEX.Copy !req
84. TWO HOURS
WORTH OF PHONE SEX?Copy !req
85. OKAY, YOU'RE ON.Copy !req
86. OKAY,
I'M ON THE WEB.Copy !req
87. I'M AT
THE LASSIE SITE.Copy !req
88. HERE'S HIS BIO.Copy !req
89. OH, SHIT!
YOU'RE RIGHT!Copy !req
90. I TOLD YOU, MAN,
ALRIGHT.Copy !req
91. TWO HOURS
WORTH OF PHONE SEX.Copy !req
92. YEAH, WHATEVER.Copy !req
93. COOL,
I'M CALLING NOW.Copy !req
94. HEY, THAT'S A LITTLE MORE
INFORMATION THAN I NEEDED.Copy !req
95. HEY, BUDDY.
I GOT THAT—Copy !req
96. ( phone )Copy !req
97. YEAH,
GLEN PETERSON.Copy !req
98. I WANT TO TALK TO THE HOTTEST,
HORNIEST SLUT YOU GOT.Copy !req
99. HEY, MIKE?
CALL ME "THOR".Copy !req
100. MIKE, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING, MAN?Copy !req
101. WELL, YOU KNOW,
PHONE SEX.Copy !req
102. YEAH, I'M NOT
GONNA DO IT.Copy !req
103. CALL ONE OF THOSE NUMBERS
AND SEND ME THE BILL.Copy !req
104. GLEN, GLEN,
I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY.Copy !req
105. WELL THEN,
FORGET ABOUT IT.Copy !req
106. DUDE! YOU LOST
THE BET!Copy !req
107. NOW I'M CALLING BACK,Copy !req
108. SO DISGUISE YOUR VOICE,
YOU DUMB DICK.Copy !req
109. ( phone )Copy !req
110. HORNY SLUT HOTLINE,Copy !req
111. THIS IS
PEPPERMINT SPEAKING.Copy !req
112. HELLO, PETERSON,
IS THAT YOU?Copy !req
113. OH, MRS. COOPER,
I'M SORRY,Copy !req
114. I WAS JUST HAVING
A JOSH THERE.Copy !req
115. WELL, I HOPE SO.Copy !req
116. GET THE EVANS FILE ON MY DESK
BEFORE YOU GO HOME TONIGHT.Copy !req
117. YES, MA'AM.Copy !req
118. ( phone )Copy !req
119. GLEN PETERSON.Copy !req
120. HEY, IT'S THOR.Copy !req
121. HEY MIKE, WHAT
THE FUCK, MAN?Copy !req
122. YOU WERE GONNA CALL
RIGHT BACK, YOU ALMOST GOT ME FIRED!Copy !req
123. I WANTED TO GIVE YOU TIME
TO GET INTO CHARACTER.Copy !req
124. LISTEN, MIKE—
CALL ME "THOR".Copy !req
125. LET ME SEE IF ONE OF
OUR OPERATORS IS FREE.Copy !req
126. HEY...Copy !req
127. THIS IS
PEPPERMINT.Copy !req
128. YEAH?
HEY, WELL,Copy !req
129. I GOT MY PANTS DOWN,
PEPPERMINT,Copy !req
130. WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THOR'S HAMMER?Copy !req
131. TERRIFIC.Copy !req
132. YEAH? WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO TO IT?Copy !req
133. OH, I WANT TO DO ALL SORTS OF
NAUGHTY THINGS WITH IT.Copy !req
134. IT'S JUST
SO BIG, THOUGH.Copy !req
135. IT'S KIND OF SCARY.Copy !req
136. I JUST LOVE WORKING
THIS BIG MONSTER OF YOURS.Copy !req
137. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
138. OKAY, GLEN.Copy !req
139. YOU THROUGH
ALREADY?Copy !req
140. FUCK YEAH, MAN,
YOU SHOULD SEE ALL THIS.Copy !req
141. AN HOUR AND 57 MINUTES
MORE YOU OWE ME.Copy !req
142. I WANT THAT FILE.
YES, MA'AM.Copy !req
143. ( phone )Copy !req
144. HEY.Copy !req
145. ( male )
Hello, this is Thor.Copy !req
146. JESUS, THOR, DON'T
YOU TAKE A BREAK?Copy !req
147. HOLD ON.Copy !req
148. HEY, THIS IS
PEPPERMINT.Copy !req
149. DID YOU MISS ME?Copy !req
150. HEY, PEPPERMINT,
YEAH.Copy !req
151. DO YOU FEEL LIKE BEING
BAD WITH PEPPERMINT?Copy !req
152. SO BAD, SO BAD.Copy !req
153. HOLD ON,
I GOT ANOTHER CALL.Copy !req
154. STAY ON THE LINE.Copy !req
155. HEY, GLEN PETERSON.Copy !req
156. HEY MAN,
IT'S ME, MIKE.Copy !req
157. I JUST WANTED TO SAY,
MAN, YOU WERE AMAZING.Copy !req
158. MIKE, I GOT YOU HOLDING
ON THE OTHER LINE.Copy !req
159. THAT AIN'T ME.Copy !req
160. SHIT! HOLD ON.Copy !req
161. ALRIGHT, WHOEVER
THIS IS, FUCK OFF.Copy !req
162. HEY MAN, C'MON, YOU ALREADY
GOT ME SO WORKED UP.Copy !req
163. YOU'RE GOOD.Copy !req
164. REALLY?Copy !req
165. YEAH, REALLY.Copy !req
166. I MEAN, YOU SAY
ALL THE RIGHT THINGS.Copy !req
167. LISTEN, COULD I TALK
TO PEPPERMINT AGAIN?Copy !req
168. WELL, YEAH.Copy !req
169. HEY, THIS IS
PEPPERMINT.Copy !req
170. I HEAR MY FAVORITE CUSTOMER
HAS AN ATTACK OF THE HORNIES.Copy !req
171. PEPPERMINT'S HERE
TO MAKE IT ALL BETTER.Copy !req
172. PETERSON!Copy !req
173. THAT IS IT, PERVERT,
GET YOUR SHIT AND GET OUT!Copy !req
174. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUSCopy !req
175. 'CAUSE I'M MORE OF A WOMAN
THAN YOU'LL EVER BE.Copy !req
176. ( female )
HEY GUYS,Copy !req
177. IF YOU'RE IN THE MOOD
FOR SOME STEAMY SEX CHAT,Copy !req
178. THERE'S ONLY ONE
GLEN PETERSON.Copy !req
179. WHEN I FIRST HEARDCopy !req
180. THAT GLEN WAS A DUDE
AND NOT A CHICK,Copy !req
181. I WANTED TO CALL A CHICK.Copy !req
182. BUT GLEN'S
A DUDE'S DUDECopy !req
183. WHO REALLY KNOWS
WHAT DUDES WANT TO HEARCopy !req
184. WHEN THEY'RE IMAGINING
TALKING TO A CHICK.Copy !req
185. HOW'S THAT?
I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
186. YOU GOTTA MAKE ME THINK
THAT THIS GUY THINKSCopy !req
187. THAT THIS GLEN GUY
IS THE HOTTEST CHICK IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
188. SO MAYBE
AN ENGLISH ACCENT?Copy !req
189. YES.Copy !req
190. ( male )
NEXT.Copy !req
191. GOOD LUCK.Copy !req
192. DENNY WOODKIN?Copy !req
193. YEAH,
RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
194. GREAT, HI.Copy !req
195. THIS WAY.
THIS IS NORM, THE PRODUCER.Copy !req
196. HI.Copy !req
197. I'M DENNY WOODKIN.Copy !req
198. AND THE MONOLOGUE THAT
I'LL BE PERFORMING NOWCopy !req
199. IS FROM THE PLAY ENTITLED
THE AUDITION,Copy !req
200. BY GAVIN HOLLERWOOD.Copy !req
201. WELL,
HOW APROPOS.Copy !req
202. YOU CAN
START ANY TIME.Copy !req
203. OKAY.Copy !req
204. CAN I USE
THIS CHAIR?Copy !req
205. SURE.Copy !req
206. NO, I STARTED IT.Copy !req
207. THAT'S PART
OF THE MONOLOGUE.Copy !req
208. I THOUGHT YOU WERE
ASKING US TO—Copy !req
209. NO, I WAS DOING IT.Copy !req
210. CAN I USE
THIS CHAIR?Copy !req
211. YEAH.Copy !req
212. NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
213. ONE TO ONE.Copy !req
214. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
215. LET ME—Copy !req
216. YEAH, START AGAIN.Copy !req
217. CAN I USE
THIS CHAIR?Copy !req
218. SERIOUSLY,
CAN I USE IT?Copy !req
219. HELLO!Copy !req
220. I NEED IT...Copy !req
221. FOR THE AUDITION.Copy !req
222. COULD SOMEBODY
ANSWER ME?Copy !req
223. JESUS, TALK TO ME!Copy !req
224. YEAH, IT'S FINE.
NO!Copy !req
225. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
226. WE'LL GET IT
THIS TIME.Copy !req
227. CAN I START AGAIN?Copy !req
228. PLEASE DO.
CAN I USE THIS CHAIR?Copy !req
229. YEA—Copy !req
230. SERIOUSLY,
CAN I USE IT?Copy !req
231. HELLO.Copy !req
232. I NEED IT
FOR THE AUDITION.Copy !req
233. COULD SOMEBODY
ANSWER ME?Copy !req
234. JESUS,
TALK TO ME!Copy !req
235. I'M A HUMAN BEING UP HERE,
FOR GOD'S SAKES.Copy !req
236. DON'T JUST LOOK
AT EACH OTHER, ANSWER ME. CAN I USE IT?Copy !req
237. YES.
NO!Copy !req
238. THAT'S IN THERE?Copy !req
239. "DON'T JUST LOOK
AT EACH OTHER" ?Copy !req
240. EXACTLY WHEN
WE DID IT?Copy !req
241. YES. IT'S A GOOD PLAY.Copy !req
242. I GUESS SO.Copy !req
243. I MEAN, IT COMES
FROM EXPERIENCE.Copy !req
244. FROM A REAL PLACE.Copy !req
245. OKAY.Copy !req
246. OKAY.Copy !req
247. I'LL START AGAIN.Copy !req
248. CAN I USE
THIS CHAIR?Copy !req
249. SERIOUSLY,
CAN I USE IT?Copy !req
250. HELLO.Copy !req
251. I NEED IT
FOR THE AUDITION.Copy !req
252. COULD SOMEBODY
ANSWER ME?Copy !req
253. JESUS, TALK TO ME.Copy !req
254. I MEAN, I'M A HUMAN BEING
UP HERE, FOR GOD'S SAKES.Copy !req
255. DON'T JUST LOOK
AT EACH OTHER, ANSWER ME! CAN I USE IT?Copy !req
256. GOD!Copy !req
257. OH, FUCK.Copy !req
258. YOU KNOW...Copy !req
259. YOU GUYS SIT THERE.Copy !req
260. YOU IN YOUR
STUPID DESIGNER TIE,Copy !req
261. AND YOU IN YOUR
DUMB-ASS GLASSESCopy !req
262. AND IMPORTED
BOTTLE OF WATER.Copy !req
263. SITTING LOOKING DOWN AT
THE LOWLY ACTOR ON STAGE.Copy !req
264. GETTING OFF
ON YOUR POWER TRIP.Copy !req
265. WELL YOU KNOW
WHAT? FUCK YOU.Copy !req
266. I DON'T NEED TO BE IN
YOUR DUMB-ASS SITCOM,Copy !req
267. IT'S FUCKING RETARDED,
IT'S NOT FUNNY.Copy !req
268. I READ IT,
IT'S NEVER GONNA WORK.Copy !req
269. FUCK YOU GUYS,
FUCK YOU.Copy !req
270. FUCK YOU.Copy !req
271. WHOA.
THAT WAS WEIRD.Copy !req
272. WHAT WAS IT?Copy !req
273. END SCENE.Copy !req
274. GREAT!
NO!Copy !req
275. GOD!Copy !req
276. LET ME START AGAIN.
CAN I USE THIS CHAIR?Copy !req
277. KID, KID, KID!
WE'VE SEEN ENOUGH.Copy !req
278. YOU GOT THE GOODS.Copy !req
279. REALLY?Copy !req
280. WHAT THE HECK?
TURN OFF THAT TV!Copy !req
281. TURN OFF THAT—
DID YOU HEAR ME, MISTER?Copy !req
282. TURN OFF THE TV,Copy !req
283. and go get up
and help with dinner.Copy !req
284. Do it! Go!Copy !req
285. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.Copy !req
286. No!Copy !req
287. ( laughing )Copy !req
288. HE GOT ME.Copy !req
289. ( Rhonda )
TURN IT OFF, DALE, C'MON!Copy !req
290. OKAY, ALRIGHT.Copy !req
291. I'M SICK AND TIRED.Copy !req
292. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I
ASKED YOU TO TURN IT OFF?Copy !req
293. I ASKED YOU LIKE
20 DIFFERENT TIMES.Copy !req
294. SHUT UP
AND TURN IT OFF.Copy !req
295. ( Rhonda )
WE'RE LIKE ANY FAMILY.Copy !req
296. WE FIGHT BUT
WE LOVE EACH OTHER.Copy !req
297. WE JUST HAVE DREAMS
FOR OUR LITTLE ONE.Copy !req
298. WE TRAVEL AROUND,
DO THE CIRCUIT, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
299. SOME WOMEN, THEY TRY TO FORCE
THEIR BABIES INTO THIS.Copy !req
300. AND I DON'T
THINK THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
301. OUR BABY
WANTS TO DO IT.Copy !req
302. OUR BABY LOVES
THE GLAMOUR AND ATTENTION.Copy !req
303. ( Dale )
YEAH, OUR BABY'S ALREADY WON A SCHOLARSHIPCopy !req
304. TO MISS LILY'S
FINISHING SCHOOL.Copy !req
305. ( interviewer )
WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
306. THAT'S A SCHOOL
WHERE THEY TEACH YOU HOW TO FINISHCopy !req
307. STUFF.Copy !req
308. ( emcee )
OKAY, LET'S WELCOME OUR NEXT CONTESTANTCopy !req
309. IN THE PAGEANT.Copy !req
310. ( applause )Copy !req
311. ( Dr. Yoburg )
SEE, WHAT I CAN DO WITH THESE FETUSESCopy !req
312. IS LITER-ARILY
A MIRACLE, OKAY?Copy !req
313. I CAN SURGICALLY
APPLY MAKE-UP,Copy !req
314. FALSE EYELASHES,
WHATEVER.Copy !req
315. LIPOSUCTION BABY FAT.Copy !req
316. THESE FETUSES ARE HAPPY,
THEY COME OUT—Copy !req
317. YOU GOT TO SEE THEM.
THEY HAVE SUCH HIGH SELF-ESTEEM.Copy !req
318. THEY CAN'T WAIT TO BE BORN.Copy !req
319. THEY ARE SO HAPPY!Copy !req
320. THERE'S ALL KINDS OF WAYS
YOU GOTTA SPEND MONEY ON.Copy !req
321. I WORK A BUNCH
OF DIFFERENT JOBS,Copy !req
322. SO WE CAN KEEP GETTING IN ALL
THE DIFFERENT EMBRYO SHOWS.Copy !req
323. MY REGULAR
9 TO 5 JOBCopy !req
324. IS AT THE
PORK RIND FACTORY.Copy !req
325. THAT DON'T
PAY SO GOOD.Copy !req
326. NO, BUT,
IT'S ALRIGHTCopy !req
327. BECAUSE THEY GIVE YOU ALL
THE IRREGULAR PORK RINDS, ALL YOU CAN EAT.Copy !req
328. YEAH.Copy !req
329. AND THE OLD BABY,
THE OLD BABY LOVES THEM.Copy !req
330. LOOK AT HER.
SHE LOVES THEM.Copy !req
331. SHE EATS THEM BREAKFAST,
LUNCH AND DINNER.Copy !req
332. YEAH.Copy !req
333. ALSO I HAVECopy !req
334. MY TOILET ON WHEELS BUSINESS.Copy !req
335. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
336. WE JUST GOT
A SECOND ONE OF THEM.Copy !req
337. HEY THERE,
HONEY.Copy !req
338. I MORTGAGED OFF
THE FIRST ONE.Copy !req
339. AH, HELL.Copy !req
340. IT'S GOING GOOD,
I THINK IT'S GONNA GO GOOD.Copy !req
341. IT'S GONNA
GO GOOD.Copy !req
342. THREE HUNDRED? I THOUGHT
IT WAS TWO HUNDRED.Copy !req
343. I KNOW, SWEET PEA,Copy !req
344. BUT THE BANNERS
COST US A LITTLE MORE THAN WE EXPECTED.Copy !req
345. ALL WE GOT
IS TWO HUNDRED.Copy !req
346. THAT'S IT.Copy !req
347. GOD, I AM
SO SORRY.Copy !req
348. BUT WE DROVE
ALL THE WAY HERE.Copy !req
349. GOD, I KNOW.Copy !req
350. DALE?Copy !req
351. SWEETIE, I—Copy !req
352. HONEY.Copy !req
353. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
354. I SUPPOSE I CAN
TAKE A 4th JOB.Copy !req
355. HEY THERE,
MR. VAN-ERNIE.Copy !req
356. HEY, DALE, SHE'S BEEN
ACTING UP AGAIN.Copy !req
357. YEAH.Copy !req
358. ( Dale )
I TOOK A EXTRA, EXTRA JOB.Copy !req
359. DOWN AT THE CIRCUS,Copy !req
360. MR. VAN-ERNIE HAS ME
KISS THE ELEPHANTS' ASSES.Copy !req
361. I DON'T KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
362. WHETHER IT'S THE SOUND
OR THE FEELING,Copy !req
363. BUT THE ELEPHANTS
LOVE IT.Copy !req
364. ( elephant trumpeting )Copy !req
365. AM I A PIONEER?Copy !req
366. I SUPPOSE SO.Copy !req
367. ( interviewer )
I DIDN'T ASK THAT.Copy !req
368. WELL...Copy !req
369. IT'S A VERY
EXPENSIVE PROCEDURE.Copy !req
370. THANK YOU FOR COMING
TO THE PAGEANT.Copy !req
371. HERE TO JUDGE OUR
"GOLDEN DAYS OF HOLLYWOOD PAGEANT",Copy !req
372. WE'RE PROUD TO HAVE
OUR CELEBRITY JUDGES,Copy !req
373. FROM THE TV SHOW
DADDY'S LITTLE FATSY,Copy !req
374. MISS SAMANTHA DONNER!Copy !req
375. MORNING RADIO PERSONALITY,
CRAZY UNCLE GERNY!Copy !req
376. AND FROM EUROPE,Copy !req
377. THE ROYAL
DUTCH OF DUKES.Copy !req
378. LOOK HOW PRETTY
YOU ARE.Copy !req
379. SEE HOW PRETTY
YOU ARE.Copy !req
380. IT'S TIME FOR
THE MOMENT EVERYBODY HAS BEEN WAITING FOR.Copy !req
381. THE WINNERCopy !req
382. OF THE "GOLDEN DAYS
OF HOLLYWOOD PAGEANT" IS...Copy !req
383. THE CROW FETUS!Copy !req
384. THE CROW FETUS!Copy !req
385. THIS IS A FINE
DINING RESTAURANT.Copy !req
386. THIS MAN CLAIMS TO BE
THE ROYAL DUTCH OF DUKES.Copy !req
387. THE REAL ROYAL DUTCH OF DUKES
IS A FREQUENT GUEST HERE.Copy !req
388. PLEASE ESCORT THIS FALSE
ROYAL DUTCH OF DUKES AWAY FORTHWITH!Copy !req
389. I'M GONNA KICK
YOUR ASS, PIERRE.Copy !req
390. THIS IS SO SWEET.Copy !req
391. YEAH. THIS IS
CLASSY, HUH?Copy !req
392. THIS RESTAURANT
IS FANTASTIC.Copy !req
393. YEAH, THEY GAVE IT
ANOTHER STAR. SIX STARS.Copy !req
394. I MEAN IT'S THE ULTIMATE
DINING EXPERIENCE.Copy !req
395. FOR THE ULTIMATE
LADY EXPERIENCE.Copy !req
396. I TRUST EVERYTHING
IS TO MONSIEUR'S SATISFACTION.Copy !req
397. OH YEAH,
IT'S INCREDIBLE.Copy !req
398. SWEETIE, WILL YOU EXCUSE ME
FOR JUST A MOMENT?Copy !req
399. I'M JUST GOING
TO WASH MY HANDS.Copy !req
400. NONSENSE, MADAM.Copy !req
401. LE HAND WASHER!Copy !req
402. WOW, HOW FANCY!Copy !req
403. WOW.Copy !req
404. WOW.Copy !req
405. DOES MADAM AND MONSIEUR
REQUIRE ANYTHING ELSE?Copy !req
406. NO, WE'RE GOOD.Copy !req
407. VERY WELL. I SHALL
BRING YOUR ENTREES.Copy !req
408. ENTREE, DO IT!Copy !req
409. OH, WOW.Copy !req
410. OH, BOY,
ALRIGHT.Copy !req
411. WOW.Copy !req
412. THANK YOU.Copy !req
413. C'EST BON. C'EST BON.Copy !req
414. EXCUSE ME FOR
JUST A SECOND.Copy !req
415. SIR, IS THERE
A PROBLEM?Copy !req
416. NO. WHERE ARE
THE RESTROOMS?Copy !req
417. NO.Copy !req
418. NO, I MEAN
THE MEN'S ROOM?Copy !req
419. SHH, SIR, PLEASE.Copy !req
420. WE DO NOT
HAVE SUCH A THING.Copy !req
421. THE BURGUNDY LOAF
PRIDES ITSELFCopy !req
422. AS THE EPITOME
OF CLASS AND DISTINCTION.Copy !req
423. AND WE WOULD NOT
SOIL OUR ATMOSPHERECopy !req
424. WITH A MEN'S
TOILET ROOM.Copy !req
425. IT'S TOO CRUDE-ETE
TO IMAGINE.Copy !req
426. COULDN'T YOU
JUST HOLD IT IN?Copy !req
427. NO, I CAN'T.Copy !req
428. MADAM, MONSIEUR,Copy !req
429. EVERYTHING IS
TAKEN CARE OF.Copy !req
430. VOILA, THE CHAIR.Copy !req
431. CRAFTED FROM
BRAZILIAN MAHOGANY.Copy !req
432. LE BOX!Copy !req
433. THE BOX, HAND-CRAFTED
WITH ITALIAN GOLD LEAF.Copy !req
434. INSIDE, A VELVET LININGCopy !req
435. TO CRADLE
MONSIEUR'S LEAVINGSCopy !req
436. WITH THE TENDER DELICACY
OF A DEVOTED MOTHER.Copy !req
437. MONSIEUR MAY SIT,Copy !req
438. ENJOY HIS MEAL, AND PERFORM
HIS TASK AT LEISURE.Copy !req
439. YOU WANT ME TO SHIT IN A BOX
WHILE I'M EATING DINNER?Copy !req
440. WHEN MONSIEUR
IS ALL VACANT,Copy !req
441. WE WILL DELIVER
THE BOX TO HIS HOME,Copy !req
442. FIRST CLASS, COURTESY
OF THE BURGUNDY LOAF.Copy !req
443. ( clearing throat )Copy !req
444. YES.Copy !req
445. SHORTS OFF.Copy !req
446. RUDY!Copy !req
447. RUDY WILL AWAIT
YOUR FOUNDATION.Copy !req
448. ENJOY YOUR MEAL.Copy !req
449. THE SEA BASS
IS EXCELLENT.Copy !req
450. THIS CREAM SAUCE
IS SO LIGHT.Copy !req
451. I CAN'T WAIT
TO MEET YOUR PARENTS.Copy !req
452. YEAH.Copy !req
453. SIR, PLEASE RELAX.Copy !req
454. RUDY WILL WAIT
AS LONG AS NEED BE.Copy !req
455. YEAH, YOU RELAX.Copy !req
456. LET YOUR ASS
DO THE TALKING.Copy !req
457. RUDY!Copy !req
458. SO, UMM...Copy !req
459. YEAH, MY PARENTS
CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU...Copy !req
460. TOO.Copy !req
461. HOW'S THE DUCK?Copy !req
462. I BET IT'S GOOD.Copy !req
463. ( farting )Copy !req
464. HEY, SPEAKING OF DUCKS,
I HEAR SOME QUACKING.Copy !req
465. RUDY, PLEASE!Copy !req
466. SO, UH...Copy !req
467. YOU BETTER
BE CAREFUL,Copy !req
468. OR MY MOM'S GONNA BORE YOU
WITH HER GARDEN STORIES.Copy !req
469. THANKS FOR
THE ADVANCE WARNING.Copy !req
470. HEY THERE, GENERAL,
YOU DEPLOYED ANY TROOPS YET?Copy !req
471. RUDY!Copy !req
472. HEY!Copy !req
473. NOW THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
474. YOU FOLKS HAVE
A GOOD EVENING.Copy !req
475. DO YOU HAVE
ANY TOILET PAPER?Copy !req
476. SHH.Copy !req
477. WE DO NOT HAVE SOMETHING
AS CRUDE AS TOILET PAPER.Copy !req
478. FRENCHY!Copy !req
479. ( with Cockney accent )
HELLO, GUV'NOR!Copy !req
480. WELL, NO NEED
TO FUMIGATE THIS MONTH.Copy !req
481. YOU WILL LOVE
FRENCHY'S HUMOR.Copy !req
482. WE ALL DO.Copy !req
483. I KNOW.Copy !req
484. HOW ABOUT
MOLLY HERE?Copy !req
485. SHE'S ALWAYS NICE AND MILD
FOR THE BUM OF A GENTLEMAN.Copy !req
486. HERE WE ARE.Copy !req
487. OKAY. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
488. ALRIGHT.
IF YOU WOULD, SIR.Copy !req
489. ( whistling )Copy !req
490. YOU KNOW,Copy !req
491. ME AND ME BRUSHES,
WE'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
492. FROM WATERLOO
TO TIAN'ANMEN SQUARE.Copy !req
493. AIN'T THAT RIGHT,
MOLLY?Copy !req
494. UP, UP AND AWAY.Copy !req
495. GIVE A WINK
AND A NOD.Copy !req
496. FRENCHY'S
GOT THE GOODS!Copy !req
497. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY.
THANKS FOR COMING—Copy !req
498. WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
499. OH, MY GOD,
IT'S A WEEK LATE.Copy !req
500. I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN
THIS THING A WEEK AGO!Copy !req