1. HEY, BACHELORS,
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2. IT'S MARTINI TIME
WITH BOB AND DAVID!
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3. ALRIGHT.
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4. OKAY.
ALRIGHT.
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5. WE HAVE GOT A SWINGING
SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
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6. ALL THE CATS
ARE HERE.
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7. WE SURE DO.
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8. MEOW-TCH!
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9. THE "MR. SHOW" OBJECTS ARE
HERE WITH US TONIGHT AS WELL.
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10. YEAH.
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11. YOU CAN GIVE IT UP
FOR HER.
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12. THAT'S RIGHT.
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13. LATER WE'LL HAVE A VISIT
FROM SENATOR DRINKS-A-LOT
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14. AND WE SHOULD HAVE A VISIT
BY THE "MR. SHOW" DANCERS.
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15. THE ITTY BITTY
TITTY COMMITTEE.
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16. LET'S HEAR IT
FOR THE IBTC.
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17. LET'S HEAR IT
FOR THEM,
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18. THEY WORK HARD.
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19. BALLBUSTER HOT-LINE,
CALL FOR DAVID.
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20. UH-OH.
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21. I THINK IT'S
YOUR WIFE.
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22. DAVID'S WIFE HAS
GOT DIARRHEA OF THE NAG.
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23. HERE IT GOES.
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24. IS THAT YOUR WIFE
OR IS IT MINE?
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25. I CAN'T TELL
THE DIFFERENCE.
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26. YES, DEAR.
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27. ( thinking )
MAN, WHAT IS UP
WITH JILL TONIGHT?
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28. ( also thinking )
JEEZ, JILL'S ACTING LIKE
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29. I KNOW.
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30. HELLO, I'M
RIGHT HERE.
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31. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
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32. GUYS, "MR. SHOW" IS
NOTHING BUT A BOY'S CLUB.
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33. UH-HUH.
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34. BOYS WRITE THE SHOW,
BOYS GET THE BEST PARTS,
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35. IT'S ALL ABOUT BOYS.
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36. WHAT ARE YOU
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37. IT'S A BOY'S CLUB,
GIRLS AREN'T INCLUDED.
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38. JILL, THAT'S
NOT TRUE.
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39. "MR. SHOW" BOY'S CLUBS
ALL OVER AMERICA
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40. HAVE ALWAYS
INCLUDED GIRLS.
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41. SINCE 1952,
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42. "MR. SHOW" BOY'S CLUBS
OF AMERICA
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43. HAVE BEEN DEDICATETO SHAPING
YOUNG PEOPLE'S LIVES.
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44. IT'S A SAFE PLACE
WHERE KIDS CAN PLAY
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45. AND LEARN ABOUT
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46. ( Jill )
RIGHT, BUT YOU GUYS
DON'T LET THE GIRLS...
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47. ( David )
DAY TRIPS TAKE US INTO
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48. THE WORLD FOR FUN
AND COMPANIONSHIP.
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49. YES, BUT WHAT
ABOUT THE GIRLS?
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50. THEY'RE JUST SITTING
BY THE GARBAGE.
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51. OUR CULTURAL WORKSHOPS BUILD
WELL ROUNDED YOUNG ADULTS.
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52. OH, COME ON, GUYS,
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53. LOOK AT WHAT
YOU'RE DOING.
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54. AND WE ENCOURAGE KIDS
TO REACH OUT TO THEIR ELDERS.
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55. Happy Thanksgiving!
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56. OH, YOU'RE
IDIOTS.
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57. YES, "MR. SHOW"
BOY'S CLUBS
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58. HAVE HELPED MANY WOMEN
REALIZE THEIR POTENTIAL.
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59. WOMEN LIKE, THE
GREAT KABU'S ASSISTANT,
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60. THE LOVELY FELICE.
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61. CANDY HUFF,
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62. TIGHT-END
STEVE WILLIKER'S
CURRENT GIRLFRIEND.
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63. MORGANGELINE,
THE PUCKERING MORON,
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64. WHO KISSES FANS
AT BIG SPORTING EVENTS
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65. AND WHO LED POLICE
ON A TWO HOUR,
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66. 30 CAR, MULTI-NATIONAL CHASE.
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67. WE GO NOW,
LIVE TO THE SCENE.
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68. SEVEN ARE DEAD,
THREE ARE MISSING.
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69. ONE MAN PRESUMED
INNOCENT AND MISSING.
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70. IT'S A TRAGIC,
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71. IT'S A TRAGIC STORY,
ONE OF DESPERATION...
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72. WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
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73. EXCUSE ME, HI,
CHIP CURSON,
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74. ACTION-6 NEWS.
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75. YEAH, WHAT
CURSON?
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76. WHAT'S GOING
ON HERE?
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77. WHAT ARE ALL THESE
REPORTERS DOING?
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78. WOULD YOU PLEASE
GET YOUR OWN NEWS.
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79. WELL, I THINK OUR VIEWERS
MIGHT BE INTERESTED TO KNOW
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80. WHAT'S HAPPENED
HERE TODAY.
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81. CURSON,
LEAVE ME ALONE.
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82. WELL, REPORTERS ARE
BEING VERY TIGHT-LIPPED.
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83. WE MAY NEVER KNOW
WHAT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT
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84. BUT IT SEEMS
IMPORTANT.
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85. BACK TO YOU, BLAINE.
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86. NICE TRY, CHIP.
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87. YOU'RE WATCHING
ACTION-6 NEWS.
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88. IF SOMEBODY ELSE IS THERE,
WE'RE THERE TOO.
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89. NEW DEVELOPMENTS IN
THE HIBBERT KIDNAPING STORY.
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90. HOW ABOUT THAT?
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91. WITH A LIVE REPORT IS
ACTION-6s OWN, LASER.
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92. LASER.
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93. THIS IS LASER, LIVE,
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94. AT CHANNEL-8 STUDIOS
WHERE NEWS OF IMPORTANCE
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95. IS NOW BREAKING.
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96. THERE HAS BEEN
A DEVELOPMENT
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97. IN THE KIDNAPING OF
THE SON OF LOCAL MILLIONAIRE,
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98. STANTON HIBBERT.
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99. THE BOY HAS
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100. NO WORD YET ON
WHAT DEAL WAS STRUCK.
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101. OUR CAMERAS ARE NOW
LIVE AT THE SCENE
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102. FOR THE REUNION OF
THE BOY WITH HIS PARENTS.
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103. POLICE STILL BAFFLED
AS TO THE MOTIVES
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104. AND IDENTITY
OF THE KIDNAPPER.
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105. THAT'S IT, GUYS.
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106. WE CAN PACK IT UP
AND CLEAR OUT OF HERE.
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107. THANK YOU AGAIN
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108. FOR HELPING US GET
OUR BOY BACK SO SAFELY.
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109. WELL, YOU'RE VERY LUCKY,
MR. AND MRS. HIBBERT,
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110. RARELY DO KIDNAPPINGS
END THIS QUICKLY
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111. OR THIS CHEAPLY.
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112. IT'S STRANGE,
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113. THE GUY NEVER ASKED
FOR A RANSOM OR ANYTHING.
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114. HELLO.
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115. Mr. Hibbert,
this is Xavier.
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116. OH, MY GOD,
IT'S HIM, IT'S HIM!
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117. IT'S HIM!
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118. THE KIDNAPPER?
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119. YES.
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120. WELL, KEEP HIM
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121. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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122. DID YOU GO TO
THE BERRY TREE
IN GRANT PARK
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123. AS I INSTRUCTED?
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124. YES.
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125. DID YOU FIND
THE PACKAGE I LEFT
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126. AT THE
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127. WHAT DO
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128. DID YOU FIND
YOUR SON'S TOE?
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129. UH, I FOUND
MY SON.
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130. HE WAS BEHIND
THE BERRY TREE
IN GRANT PARK.
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131. HELLO.
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132. YOU HAVE
YOUR SON?
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133. YES, HE'S RIGHT
HERE WITH US.
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134. OH, HOLD
ON A SECOND.
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135. HOLD ON.
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136. OH, SHIT,
SHIT, SHIT.
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137. OH, I FUCKED UP,
OH, GODAMNIT.
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138. GODAMNIT!
STUPID SHIT!
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139. OH, YOU STUPID
MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE!
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140. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY,
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
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141. IT'S NOT THAT BAD,
DAMAGE CONTROL...
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142. HOLD ON A SECOND.
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143. YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
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144. SHOULD I HANG UP?
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145. NO, WE'VE ALMOST
TRACED HIM.
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146. OKAY, WE ARE NOW
ENTERING PHASE TWO.
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147. PHASE TWO?
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148. YES, PHASE TWO,
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149. BRING THE KID BACK
TO THE DROP POINT,
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150. LEAVE HIM THERE,
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151. RETURN IN
ONE HOUR
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152. AND YOU WILL
GET THE TOE.
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153. WE GOT ENOUGH!
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154. HANG ON
ONE SECOND.
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155. THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, GUYS.
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156. UH, OKAY GO.
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157. OKAY.
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158. $30,000 IF YOU
EVER WANNA SEE
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159. YOUR SON'S
TOE AGAIN.
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160. WHAT?
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161. OKAY, $20,000,
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162. THAT'S MY
FINAL OFFER!
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163. $20,000
FOR A TOE?
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164. OKAY, I'LL
CUT YOU A DEAL,
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165. $10,000, OKAY?
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166. HANG ON ONE
SECOND, ALRIGHT.
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167. HANG ON.
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168. SON...
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169. HEY, DID THE
BAD MAN CUT OFF
YOUR TOE?
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170. NO, DADDY.
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171. YEAH, UH,
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172. HE'S NOT
MISSING A TOE.
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173. YEAH, YEAH,
I HEARD HIM.
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174. UH-HUH.
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175. HOLD ON A...
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176. OH.
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177. THERE ARE DAYS
AND THERE ARE DAYS.
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178. OKAY, WE ARE NOW
ENTERING PHASE THREE.
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179. YEAH.
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180. LISTEN CLOSELY,
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181. $1,000 IF YOU EVER
WANNA SEE MY TOE AGAIN.
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182. OH, MAN, YOU ARE
REALLY NUTS,
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183. YOU KNOW THAT?
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184. YEAH, YEAH, YOU
THINK THAT'S CRAZY,
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185. I'M ABOUT TO LET
THIS BABY GO FOR $20.00!
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186. WHY DON'T YOU
GET BACK TO ME
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187. WITH A NUMBER
YOU'RE HAPPY WITH.
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188. I'LL GIVE YOU
MY PHONE NUMBER.
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189. OH, THE COPS ARE HERE,
I GOTTA GO.
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190. WHAT... WHAT?
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191. YOU FUNNY, MAN.
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192. YOU A FUNNY,
FUNNY MAN.
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193. WE GOT A KILLER
PARTY TAPE.
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194. COME ON.
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195. $30,000 if you ever wanna
see your son's toe again...
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196. DO YOU AND YOUR
COLLEGE FRIENDS
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197. ENJOY UNDERGROUND
VIDEO AND AUDIO TAPES?
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198. MY DAD'S A COP,
HE GOT THAT
FOR ME.
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199. BUT YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO
KNOW SOMEONE TO GET THEM.
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200. GUYS, YOU GOTTA
SEE THIS TAPE.
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201. IT'S A GUY WHO FALLS
OUT OF AN AIRPLANE
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202. ON TO TWO ELEPHANTS
WHO ARE FUCKING.
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203. THEY'RE NOT
REALLY FUCKING.
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204. AND HALF THE TIME,
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205. THEY'RE NOT WHAT
THEY SAY THEY ARE...
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206. OR THEY'VE BEEN
DUBBED SO OFTEN
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207. THEY'RE PRACTICALLY
WORTHLESS.
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208. NOW THE UNDERGROUND
TAPE RAILROAD
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209. COME TO THE RESCUE.
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210. JOIN UP AND RECEIVE ONE
HIGH QUALITY TAPE PER MONTH.
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211. TAPES LIKE...
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212. EACH MONTH A COLLEGE STUDENT
WILL HAND DELIVER
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213. A NEW INFAMOUS TAPE.
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214. AND GREET THE NEWEST
INFAMOUS TAPE
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215. IN YOUR COLLECTION.
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216. I GOT THE INFAMOUS
WYCKYD SCEPTRE PARTY TAPE.
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217. NO SHIT!
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218. AND IF YOU SAY
"NO SHIT",
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219. HE'LL HANG OUT
WHILE YOU SCREEN IT.
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220. OUR ALBUM JUST
WENT PLATINUM!
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221. YEAH!
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222. WHO JUST
WENT PLATINUM!
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223. WHO JUST
WENT PLATINUM!
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224. WHAT'S
THE BIG DEAL?
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225. I CAN'T
BELIEVE THIS.
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226. I THINK PEOPLE
ARE OVERREACTING.
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227. THEY'RE A HEAVY
METAL BAND, THEY PARTY.
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228. WHAT ARE PEOPLE
SO UPSET ABOUT?
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229. JUST KEEP
WATCHING THE TAPE.
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230. OH, FUCK, BABY,
OH, FUCKING SHIT,
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231. YOU ARE SO HOT.
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232. I'M ONE LUCKY CAMPER.
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233. YOU ARE SO NAKED,
YOU RIP!
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234. DUDE!
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235. OH...
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236. WYCKYD SCEPTRE
IN THE HOUSE!
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237. WHAT'S UP?
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
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238. HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN
THIS PARTY TAPE?
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239. OH, DUDE FROM WHEN
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240. AND WE TAPED IT.
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241. THAT TAPE.
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242. OF THE PARTY.
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243. RIGHT.
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244. YEAH, THAT ONE.
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245. YEAH, THAT THING
IS BEING DOWNLOADED
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246. ON THE INTERNET
LEFT AND RIGHT.
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247. EVERY COLLEGE KID
IN THE COUNTRY
HAS SEEN IT.
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248. WELL, ALRIGHT.
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249. WHOO!
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250. OH, YEAH.
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251. OKAY, SEE, GUYS,
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252. YOU NEVER TOLD ME
YOU WERE GAY
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253. AND THIS CHANGES
EVERYTHING.
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254. WHAT THE FUCK?
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255. YOU'RE CALLING
US GAY?
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256. BECAUSE OF
THE TAPE.
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257. THE PARTY TAPE?
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258. YEAH, YEAH,
THE GAY PARTY TAPE.
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259. DUDES, STOP
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260. IT WAS
JUST A PARTY.
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261. WELL, MAYBE WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT
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262. TWO DIFFERENT
TAPES HERE.
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263. WATCH, WATCH.
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264. YEAH!
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265. DUDE, SHOW ME
YOUR WEENIS.
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266. LOOK AT MY HARD DICK,
ISN'T IT RAD?
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267. I'M SO FUCKING
HORNY, DUDE!
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268. WELL THEN, DUDE,
SUCK THAT SHIT.
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269. OH, YEAH!
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270. WE FUCKIN' ROCK,
WYCKYD SCEPTRE!
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271. IT'S A PARTY TAPE.
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272. YEAH!
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273. ALRIGHT.
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274. GUYS, I'M GONNA
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275. OKAY.
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276. NOW I WANT YOU TO
DO ME A FAVOR
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277. AND WATCH THIS OTHER TAPE
OF GAY MEN HAVING SEX.
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278. TAKE A LOOK.
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279. OH, MAN.
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280. OH, THIS SHIT IS
FUCKING SICK, MAN.
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281. THAT IS YOU!
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282. ALRIGHT!
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283. EXCELLENT.
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284. GUYS, LET ME SAY
SOMETHING—
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285. I'M GAY.
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286. WHATEVER.
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287. JUST LISTEN,
BECAUSE I'M GAY,
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288. I USE THIS TAPE
TO STIMULATE MYSELF
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289. INTO HAVING
AN ERECTION.
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290. THEN I USE THAT ERECTION
TO MASTURBATE WITH.
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291. YOU SEE, WHAT YOU
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292. THAT'S PRETTY MUCH
WHAT I DO WITH
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293. MY GAY FRIENDS
WHEN WE GET TOGETHER,
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294. BECAUSE WE'RE GAY.
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295. WE'RE GAY.
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296. FAGGOT.
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297. YEAH,
FAGGOT!
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298. THAT'S YOU.
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299. ALRIGHT,
THAT IS ENOUGH!
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300. TOUR'S CANCELED,
CAREER'S OVER.
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301. GET OUT!
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302. WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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303. I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA
ON HOW THIS MIGHT WORK.
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304. HELLO, FIRE ISLAND!
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305. Y'ALL READY
TO PARTY!
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306. YEAH!
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307. LOOK OUT!
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308. ANYBODY GET INTO CHAPS
OUT THERE TONIGHT?
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309. MENOCU BUTT PLUGS
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310. WYCKYD SCEPTRE USES.
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311. ALL FROM MENOCU.
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312. BUT WHAT ELSE
IS MENOCU UP TO?
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313. STEP THIS WAY
AND WE'LL SEE.
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314. TODAY, I'D LIKE TO
SHOW YOU SOMETHING
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315. DESIGNED FOR THE BLIND
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316. THAT MENOCU'S VERY
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317. WELL, HELLO,
DOCTOR.
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318. I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
THE TOP SCIENTIST
ON THIS PROJECT,
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319. DR. FIN FARNSTEN.
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320. HOW'S THE
HOUSE, FIN?
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321. IT'S CALLED THE FABULOUS
HOUSE OF THE FUTURE.
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322. THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY WILL ENABLE
OUR NON-SIGHTED LOVED ONES
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323. TO ENJOY THE FREEDOMS
OF INDEPENDENCE
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324. WITHOUT THE MESS OF
BLIND-CAUSED ACCIDENTS.
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325. LET'S
GO INSIDE.
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326. NOW, DOCTOR,
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327. CAN YOU TELL ME
EXACTLY WHAT MENOCU DID
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328. THAT'S GOTTEN YOU
SO EXCITED?
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329. SIX YEARS AGO, MENOCU
GAVE ME AN OPPORTUNITY
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330. TO DESIGN WORKING
SOLUTIONS FOR THE BLIND
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331. AND GAVE ME AN AWESOME
TITLE, "DOCTOR".
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332. SO YOU'RE NOT
REALLY A DOCTOR?
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333. I AM NOW.
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334. IT'S BEEN GREAT
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335. AND I INSTALLED THE VOICE
IDENTIFICATION SYSTEM
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336. IN THIS HOUSE.
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337. YEAH.
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338. LET ME
DEMONSTRATE.
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339. Voice system
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340. I am a couch.
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341. I am a couch.
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342. WHOA!
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343. I am a lamp.
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344. I am a lamp.
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345. I am a lamp.
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346. I am a chair.
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347. I am a chair.
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348. I am a chair.
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349. SO YOU SEE,
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350. BLINDS ARE LIKE
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351. WOW, THAT SURE
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352. WHAT IF YOU HAD SOME
EXTRA MONEY TO SPEND,
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353. ARE THERE ANY SPECIAL
FEATURES YOU CAN GET?
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354. HOW ABOUT THE MOST
SPECIAL FEATURE OF ALL?
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355. WOW, YOU SOLD ME,
WHAT IS IT?
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356. Celebrity voice
system activated.
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357. Howdy, pilgrim,
I am a chair...
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358. John Wayne.
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359. Go out and
get 'em, Rocky.
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360. I'm a lamp,
Burgess Meredith.
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361. I am a
television set.
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362. Did you hear me?
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363. A tv,
Peter O'Toole.
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364. Oh, apparently
I'm the stairs here.
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365. Rich Little as,
Johnny Carson.
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366. YES, THERE REALLY
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367. FOR FURNITURE THAT
LETS YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE.
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368. YEAH.
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369. THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, DOCTOR.
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370. FIN FARNSTEN.
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371. THANKS FOR
JOINING US TODAY
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372. AND THANK
YOU MENOCU.
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373. OH, GREAT LEADER.
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374. YOU ARE WELCOME.
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375. AND NOW GOODBYE TO YOU
AND YOUR PUNY PLANET.
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376. HAH, HAH, HAH.
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377. GOODBYE,
GOODBYE, EARTH.
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378. TAKE THAT,
MENOJEW.
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379. BUT I'M ONLY
HALF JEWISH.
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380. IT'S TIME FOR
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381. BYRON D. LeBECKWITH
THE 7th...
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382. WITH BYRON,
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383. AND HIS PAL DOUGIE.
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384. AND THE MAGIC BEAN
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385. THAT THEY RUB
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386. TONIGHT'S EPISODE...
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387. SPACE JOURNAL
OF THE FUTURE,
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388. PAGE EIGHT.
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389. MY PERSONAL
MISSION CONTINUES,
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390. I'M PRACTICALLY THE LAST
PURE WHITE MAN IN THE GALAXY.
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391. BUT MY SUPERIOR SPACE-WHITE
ASS INTENDS TO CHANGE THAT.
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392. I'LL TELL YOU.
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393. THIS PLANET'S GONE
TO SHIT IN A SPACE POD.
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395. FROM KENNESAW
MOUNTAIN, GEORGIA
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396. TO WORK AT THE
GM PHASE SHIFTER FACTORY
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397. AND EVERYTHING'S FINE
UNTIL THAT GODAMN BLACK,
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398. JEW, LESBIAN,
TREE HUGGING,
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399. MARTIAN PRESIDENT BILLINGS
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400. WENT AND SIGNED THAT GODAMN
BILL OF ROBOT'S RIGHTS.
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401. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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402. MY FOREFATHERS DID
NOT FIGHT THE BRITISH
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403. SO THAT I COULD BE
PUT OUT OF WORK
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404. BY A BUNCH OF
SHIFTY EYED,
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405. LAZY, YELLOW
METAL CHINABOTS!
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406. HEY, LOOK AT THEM
DAMN PLUTORIANS.
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407. LOOK AT THEM.
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408. ALL THEY DO IS SIT
IN THE CORNER AND HOVER.
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409. JUST SITTING THERE EATING
THEIR GOVERNMENT SPACE CHEESE
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410. AND SHUFFLING
AND MAKING REPLICATES
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411. THAT I END UP
HAVING TO SUPPORT.
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412. YOU KNOW, MY DADDY
ALWAYS SAID TO ME,
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413. YOU CAN'T TRUST THE MAN
WHAT'S MADE OF GAS.
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414. YEAH, COME ON
COME ON.
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415. NOT YOU, ZAXON,
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416. I AIN'T TALKING TO YOU,
YOU ONE OF THE GOOD ONES.
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417. ALRIGHT?
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418. I MEAN THESE WHITE
PEOPLE MADE OF GAS,
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419. YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING?
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420. GIVE ME ANOTHER
SPACE BEER, GLEEPGLOP.
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421. HEY, BYRON, THE 7th.
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422. DOUGIE, WHERE
YOU BEEN, BOY?
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423. MY FLYING SAUCER
BUSTED UP AGAIN.
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424. THEM DAMN SAUCERS.
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425. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
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426. THEY IS DESIGNED
BY GERMANS,
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427. FINANCED BY JEWS,
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428. BUILT BY MARTIANS
AND JUST ENJOY THEM.
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429. YEAH, I KNOW YOU
ALWAYS SAY THAT.
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430. BYRON, THE 7th,
I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS.
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431. I CAN'T PROPAGATE
THE SPECIES WITH
YOU ANYMORE.
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432. WHAT, WHAT YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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433. I MEAN WE GOT RID
OF ALL THEM WOMEN
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434. SO WE CAN RAISE BABIES
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435. WITHOUT ALL THAT
BITCHING AND MOANING.
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436. YEAH, BUT I...
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437. YEAH, BUT SON,
LISTEN.
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438. WE IS PRACTICALLY
THE LAST TWO
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439. ALL WHITE PEOPLE
IN THE GALAXY.
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440. I MEAN WE
GOT A DUTY.
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441. YES, BUT WELL...
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442. MAYBE IT'S
THE CREAM.
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443. IT'S A PUERTO RICAN
THAT SOLD IT TO ME.
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444. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
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445. NO, NO, THE CREAM
IS FINE, IT'S ME.
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446. I FOUND OUT THAT I'M
PART AFRICAN-AMERICAN.
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447. WHAT?
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448. I'M 1/80th.
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449. I WAS GOING
THROUGH MY FILES
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450. AT THE FEDERATIONS
HALL OF RECORDS
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451. AND WELL, MY GREAT, GREAT,
GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT...
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452. GET OUT OF HERE!
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453. GET OUT
OF MY SIGHT!
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454. GET AWAY
FROM ME!
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455. OH, GOD.
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456. I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'VE BEEN MAKING LOVE
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457. TO A MAN WHO'S
PART NEGRO.
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458. OH, GOD.
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459. KEEP THEM COMING,
GLEEPGLOP.
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460. WILL BYRON D. THE 7th
KEEP HIS RACE PURE?
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461. HERE'S SCENES FROM
NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE...
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462. MY EXPERIMENT
IS NEAR COMPLETION.
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463. MULATTORUS,
THE PERFECT COMBINATION
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464. OF ALL THE
HUMAN RACES
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465. AND JUST A PINCH
OF SAND CRAB.
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466. GO, MULATTORUS,
KILL BYRON.
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467. ( Dougie )
HE SPACE LOVES ME,
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468. HE SPACE
LOVES ME NOT.
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469. HE SPACE LOVES ME,
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470. HE SPACE
LOVES ME NOT,
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471. HE SPACE LOVES ME,
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472. HE SPACE
LOVES ME NOT.
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473. DOUGIE!
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474. BYRON!
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475. OH, DOUGIE.
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476. I DON'T CARE ABOUT
YOUR 1/80th,
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477. I WANT YOUR OTHER
79 PARTS OF YOU.
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478. OH, BYRON THE 7th.
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479. DOUGIE,
LOOK OUT.
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480. QUICK, DOUGIE,
USE YOUR MAGIC BEAN.
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481. AFTER YOU.
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482. CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1998
HOME BOX OFFICE
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483. A DIVISION OF TIME WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.
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484. Captioned by
HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER
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