1. TONIGHT'S MR. SHOW
WITH BOB AND DAVIDCopy !req
2. IS BEING BROADCAST LIVE
FROM THE LA QUESTA RESORTCopy !req
3. IN SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA,Copy !req
4. AS PART OF THE GLOBAL-CHEM
CORPORATION'SCopy !req
5. YEARLY
"GET MOTIVATED"
WEEKEND.Copy !req
6. THREE DAYS OF BUSINESS
AWARENESS INTENSIVES,Copy !req
7. TRUST EXERCISES,
MOTIVATIONAL ENTERTAINMENT,Copy !req
8. DRINKS WITH TOURING
GOLF PROFESSIONALS,Copy !req
9. AND LATE-NIGHT
HOT TUB SESSIONSCopy !req
10. WITH TOURING
GOLF PROFESSIONALS.Copy !req
11. AND NOW,Copy !req
12. IF WE COULD PLEASE
ALL PUT OUR HANDS TOGETHER,Copy !req
13. AND WELCOME
THE MOTIVATIONAL HUMORCopy !req
14. OF BOB AND DAVID.Copy !req
15. WOW!Copy !req
16. HEY, GREAT!Copy !req
17. AWESOME,
THIS IS GREAT.Copy !req
18. WE HAVE GOT A COMEDY
SHOW TONIGHTCopy !req
19. THAT'S GOING TO
HELP YOU LAUGH YOUR SALESCopy !req
20. RIGHT THROUGH
THE ROOF!Copy !req
21. YOU BET WE DO, BOB...Copy !req
22. GOODNESS, DAVID,
WHY ARE YOU SO TIRED?Copy !req
23. I WAS UP LATE LAST NIGHT,
DRINKING WITH MR. OLIVERI.Copy !req
24. WELL, LET ME TELL
YOU SOMETHING,Copy !req
25. YOU THINK
YOU'RE TIRED,Copy !req
26. THIS MORNING I CHALLENGED
JANE SMALES IN HUMAN RESOURCESCopy !req
27. TO SEE WHO COULD GO THROUGH
THE MOST DIETS IN ONE DAY.Copy !req
28. WHO WON?Copy !req
29. SHE WON.Copy !req
30. OF COURSE
SHE WON.Copy !req
31. THAT'S GREAT!Copy !req
32. SO, DAVID, HOW COME I DIDN'T
SEE YOU AT THE TUG-O-WAR?Copy !req
33. OH, I WANTED TO,
BUT I HAD TO BOW OUTCopy !req
34. BECAUSE THEY PUT ME
BEHIND JEFF TEASDALE.Copy !req
35. RIGHT, NOW, WHY WOULD
THAT MAKE YOU QUIT?Copy !req
36. BECAUSE HIS
ADULT DIAPER BROKECopy !req
37. AND I SLIPPED
IN HIS SHIT!Copy !req
38. WELL...Copy !req
39. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU,Copy !req
40. I WOULD CERTAINLY LOVE
TO HEAR MORE OF YOUR STORIES,Copy !req
41. BUT I HAVE TO GO SCREW
LARRY TALEY'S WIFE, SALLY.Copy !req
42. WAIT A SECOND,
SO DO I!Copy !req
43. ( male )
WAIT, WAIT,
WHAT THE FUCK?Copy !req
44. YOU'RE MAKING JOKES
ABOUT MY WIFE!Copy !req
45. WELL, YOU GUYS
ASKED US TOCopy !req
46. TAILOR OUR
PERFORMANCE
FOR YOU.Copy !req
47. THAT'S WHAT MAKES THESE
CORPORATE GIGS SO FUN.Copy !req
48. MY WIFE IS
FUCKING AROUND?Copy !req
49. WHO TOLD
YOU THAT?Copy !req
50. THE SAME GUY
WHO TOLD USCopy !req
51. THAT JEFF TEASDALE
IS INCONTINENT.Copy !req
52. YEAH, I THINK HIS
NAME WAS CARL PETERS.Copy !req
53. CARL PETERS
TOLD US.Copy !req
54. THAT FUCKER!Copy !req
55. I'LL KILL THAT
SONOFABITCH!Copy !req
56. OKAY.Copy !req
57. WELL, LET'S GET
STARTED WITH OURCopy !req
58. FIRST ACT OF
THE EVENING.Copy !req
59. WE HAVE GOT SOMEBODY WHO
YOU'RE GOING TO RECOGNIZECopy !req
60. FROM HIS NUMEROUS TV
AND MOVIE APPEARANCES.Copy !req
61. PLEASE WELCOME,
JOSH FENDERMAN,Copy !req
62. AND "HONESTY
IN MOTION".Copy !req
63. OOHH!Copy !req
64. WHOO!Copy !req
65. ( narrator )
THE ROAD TO THE TOP WAS
A ROCKY ONE FOR JOSH FENDERMAN,Copy !req
66. AND HE HAD NO IDEA
IT WOULD LEAD TO THE BOTTOM.Copy !req
67. BY THE TIME THAT
HE WAS 12-YEARS-OLD,Copy !req
68. JOSH FENDERMAN WAS ONE OF
HOLLYWOOD'S TOPPEST YOUNG STARS.Copy !req
69. COMMERCIALS LIKE
THIS ONE,Copy !req
70. FOR FRANKIE P. CHEESEWINKLES
PLEASURE FACTORYCopy !req
71. AND ARCADE AND PIZZA PLACE,Copy !req
72. CATAPULTED HIM INTO
THE UPPER ECHELON.Copy !req
73. IT'S PUMPKINNINNY!Copy !req
74. AMERICA FELL IN LOVE
WITH THE YOUNG BOYCopy !req
75. WHO MADE FACES LIKE
HE COULDN'T BELIEVECopy !req
76. WHAT HE'D JUST SAID.Copy !req
77. NOBODY KNEW
HIS NAME,Copy !req
78. BUT WHAT HIS PARENTS
KNEW WAS THAT THEY HADCopy !req
79. A HIT ON
THEIR HANDS.Copy !req
80. PEOPLE SAY HIS
FATHER AND ICopy !req
81. TOOK ADVANTAGE
OF JOSH.Copy !req
82. WHAT THEY
DON'T REALIZE IS,Copy !req
83. FOR THE FIRST FIVE
OR SIX YEARS OF HIS LIFE,Copy !req
84. HE MADE
NO MONEY AT ALL.Copy !req
85. WE PAID
FOR EVERYTHING.Copy !req
86. FINALLY WE WERE GETTING
A RETURN ON OUR INVESTMENT.Copy !req
87. WHAT WAS ONCE
A WHINY LITTLE BABYCopy !req
88. WAS NOW A MONEY BAG
WITH TEETH.Copy !req
89. AND THEN JOSH GOT THE CALL
EVERY ACTOR WAITS FOR—Copy !req
90. DIRECTOR SOL STEVENBERG
WAS WIDELY ACCLAIMEDCopy !req
91. AS THE BEST THING
TO COME OUT OF HOLLYWOODCopy !req
92. SINCE "SLICED BREAD",
NOT TO MENTION ITS SEQUEL,Copy !req
93. "SLICED BREAD II,
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO."Copy !req
94. THREE OF HIS SIX FILMSCopy !req
95. WERE IN THE TOP 10
OUT OF 12 OF ALL TIME.Copy !req
96. SOL TAPPED JOSH
TO PLAY THE LEADCopy !req
97. IN HIS NEXT
BLOCKBUSTER-TO-BE...Copy !req
98. IT WAS A ROLE THAT WOULD
NET HIM TENS OF MILLIONSCopy !req
99. OF THOUSANDS OF
HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS.Copy !req
100. JOSH WAS ON
TOP OF THE WORLD.Copy !req
101. AND AS HE GOT OLDER,Copy !req
102. MOVIES LIKE...Copy !req
103. INCREASED NOT ONLY
JOSH'S POPULARITY,Copy !req
104. BUT ALSO
HIS BANKROLL.Copy !req
105. WE BUILT A GLASS
MANSION ON A HILLCopy !req
106. OVERLOOKING A GHETTO,Copy !req
107. SO THE POOR PEOPLE
COULD LOOK UPCopy !req
108. AND BE INSPIRED
BY OUR WEALTH.Copy !req
109. BUT EVEN WITH
ALL THIS RIGHT,Copy !req
110. WHAT THE PUBLIC DIDN'T SEE
COMING WAS ALL THE WRONG.Copy !req
111. BY THE END OF
THE 80s,Copy !req
112. JOSH WAS FLAT BROKE.Copy !req
113. AMAZINGLY, JOSH DOESN'T
CONDEMN THE HOLLYWOODCopy !req
114. PARTY SYSTEM
FOR HIS DECLINE.Copy !req
115. THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
I CAN BLAME,Copy !req
116. AND THAT'S
THE MONEY ITSELF.Copy !req
117. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW
TO SPEND THIS MONEY.Copy !req
118. IT DIDN'T COME
WITH INSTRUCTIONS,Copy !req
119. OR A MANUAL.Copy !req
120. I DIDN'T REALIZE
THAT IF YOU EXCHANGED ITCopy !req
121. FOR PROPERTY
OR SERVICES,Copy !req
122. THAT THEY WOULD
TAKE IT AWAY FOR GOOD.Copy !req
123. AND THAT'S JUST
WHAT THEY DID.Copy !req
124. JOSH TOOK
THE KIND OF RISKCopy !req
125. HE USUALLY RESERVES
FOR HIS ACTING,Copy !req
126. WAGING A LENGTHY
COURT BATTLECopy !req
127. AGAINST THE
TREASURY DEPARTMENT.Copy !req
128. JUST LET ME SAY
THIS, ALRIGHT?Copy !req
129. THIS MONEY IS GONE.Copy !req
130. I'M FROM HOLLYWOOD,
I MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARSCopy !req
131. PRETENDING TO BE
OTHER PEOPLE.Copy !req
132. BUT NO ONE
WAS PRETENDINGCopy !req
133. WHEN THEY TOOK THIS
MONEY AWAY FROM ME.Copy !req
134. JOSH WON HIS CASE.Copy !req
135. FORCING THE
TREASURY DEPARTMENTCopy !req
136. TO INCLUDE
A WARNINGCopy !req
137. ON ALL NEWLY
MINTED CURRENCY.Copy !req
138. AFTER JOSH'S
SUCCESS,Copy !req
139. SEVERAL SIMILAR
SUITS CROPPED UPCopy !req
140. IN COURTHOUSES
ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY.Copy !req
141. OH, THIS IS SO SWEET,
I'LL NEVER EAT IT.Copy !req
142. I MISSED YOU
SO MUCH.Copy !req
143. YOU MISSED ME?Copy !req
144. HA-HA,
I MISSED YOU.Copy !req
145. OH, HON, THIS HAS BEEN
THE LONGEST WEEK OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
146. LET'S NEVER
BREAK UP AGAIN.Copy !req
147. NO.Copy !req
148. SO, WHAT'D YOU
DO ALL WEEK?Copy !req
149. YOU MEAN,
BESIDES CRY?Copy !req
150. I BARELY LEFT
THE HOUSE.Copy !req
151. WHAT ABOUT YOU?Copy !req
152. WELL, I WAS
DEPRESSED.Copy !req
153. AND, I TRIED TO GET
MY LIFE TOGETHER.Copy !req
154. I SIGNED UP FOR
A TEX-MEX COOKING CLASS.Copy !req
155. OH, DO YOU MIND?Copy !req
156. NO.Copy !req
157. SINCE WHEN
DO YOU SMOKE?Copy !req
158. SINCE THIS
PAST WEEK, US.Copy !req
159. YOU KNOW, I'VE
TRIED TO QUIT...Copy !req
160. A COUPLE TIMES.Copy !req
161. I'M GONNA QUIT.Copy !req
162. OF COURSE.Copy !req
163. BUT NOW TELL ME, TEX-MEX,
NOW THAT'S TEXAS AND MEXICO?Copy !req
164. YEAH, IT'S
LIKE A COMBIN...Copy !req
165. THAT'S FOR
EMBARRASSING,
JENNIFER!Copy !req
166. SHE'S BEEN SITTING
AT HOME CRYINGCopy !req
167. SINCE YOU STOOD HER
UP AT THE ALTER,Copy !req
168. YOU PIECE OF SHIT.Copy !req
169. WHAT WAS THAT!
WHO'S JENNIFER?Copy !req
170. OH, IT'S NOTHING,
IT WAS NOTHING.Copy !req
171. HE'S JUST MAD BECAUSE I DIDN'T
MARRY HIS SISTER, JENNIFER.Copy !req
172. YOU GOT ENGAGED
LAST WEEK?Copy !req
173. IT WAS A MISTAKE.Copy !req
174. LOOK...Copy !req
175. NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
176. I WAS AT HOME
THINKING ABOUT US.Copy !req
177. CRYING,Copy !req
178. AND I CRIED
SO MUCH, HONEY,Copy !req
179. THAT I GOT A HEADACHE.Copy !req
180. OH.Copy !req
181. YEAH, AND I WENT OUT TO
GET SOME ASPIRIN,Copy !req
182. I MET THIS GIRL
NAMED JENNIFERCopy !req
183. AND WE GOT ENGAGEDCopy !req
184. AND IT WAS A MISTAKE
AND IT'S OVER...Copy !req
185. JUST TELL ME ABOUT
THIS TEX-MEX CLASS.Copy !req
186. WHEN DOES IT START?Copy !req
187. WELL, NOT
FOR AWHILE.Copy !req
188. UH, EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
189. I COULDN'T
HELP BUT NOTICE,Copy !req
190. I WAS JUST
SITTING OVER...Copy !req
191. YOU ROCK!Copy !req
192. OKAY.Copy !req
193. CAN YOU SIGN ONE...
IT'S NOT FOR ME!Copy !req
194. OKAY, THANK YOU.Copy !req
195. I WAS UH, IN A
CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND.Copy !req
196. IT'S NEW WAVE
MIXED WITH A LITTLE RAP.Copy !req
197. THIS WAS TUESDAY.Copy !req
198. AND IT'S,
YOU KNOW...Copy !req
199. SO, JUST, TEX-MEX,
NOW TELL ME...Copy !req
200. YOU JUDAS!Copy !req
201. FOR THEY THAT TEAR
MY PEOPLE ASUNDERCopy !req
202. SHALL NOT DIGNIFY
THE HOUSES OF THE LORD!Copy !req
203. YOU ARE
OFFICIALLY REBUKED!Copy !req
204. HONEY, UH, THIS IS 2001,
A NEW WAVE GODYSSY.Copy !req
205. OH, IS THIS THE JEZEBEL
YOU BROKE UP THE BAND FOR?Copy !req
206. HARLOT!Copy !req
207. WHORE!Copy !req
208. GUYS!Copy !req
209. I'M NOT
JENNIFER,
OKAY?Copy !req
210. WE ONLY KNOW YOU BY YOUR
PORN NAME, CRYSTAL KNOCKERS.Copy !req
211. COME, BROTHER.Copy !req
212. FOR CHRIST SHALL RISE UP
AND SMITE THEM AND...Copy !req
213. JENNIFER WAS
A PORN STAR?Copy !req
214. NO, NO, HONEY, JENNIFER
AND CRYSTAL KNOCKERSCopy !req
215. ARE TWO
DIFFERENT PEOPLE.Copy !req
216. I NEVER WENT OUT
WITH CRYSTAL KNOCKERS.Copy !req
217. SHE'S A PORN STAR.Copy !req
218. WE WERE BOTH IN
THIS BLOW JOB COMPETITION.Copy !req
219. LISTEN, TEX-MEX,
TELL ME...Copy !req
220. YOU!Copy !req
221. THAT IS FOR
EMBARRASSING
MY GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
222. SHE'S BEEN IN
THE SHOWER FOR TWO DAYS.Copy !req
223. SHE SAYS SHE'LL
BE CLEAN AGAIN.Copy !req
224. WELL, THAT'S JUST
CRYSTAL'S BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
225. HE'S JUST MAD BECAUSE
I BEAT HER IN THE COMPETITION.Copy !req
226. YOU GAVE
PEOPLE BLOW JOBS?Copy !req
227. THE MOST PEOPLE.Copy !req
228. THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE
A DRINK NAMED AFTER ME HERE.Copy !req
229. THEY HAVE A DRINK CALLED
"THE TODD HINDLEY" ?Copy !req
230. NO, IT'S CALLED,
"THE ULTIMATE DICK SUCKER".Copy !req
231. OH!Copy !req
232. BUT, HONEY,Copy !req
233. TEX-MEX, NOW
IS THAT MORE...Copy !req
234. YOU KNOW THIS IS
REALLY HARD FOR ME.Copy !req
235. YOU SAID YOU WERE
HOME CRYING ALL WEEK.Copy !req
236. I WAS, OKAY?Copy !req
237. BUT THEN I WAS
BORN AGAIN,Copy !req
238. AND I JOINED
THAT BAND.Copy !req
239. AND THEN I MET
JENNIFER, AND,Copy !req
240. THEN I QUIT THE BAND AND THEN
JENNIFER AND I GOT ENGAGED.Copy !req
241. AND THEN I
CALLED THAT OFF.Copy !req
242. THEN I LUCKED INTO
THAT PORN FILM.Copy !req
243. OH, TODD...Copy !req
244. WELL, WHAT?Copy !req
245. I'M SURE YOU
DID A FEW THINGSCopy !req
246. THAT YOU'RE NOT
VERY PROUD OF,Copy !req
247. MISS TEX-MEX!Copy !req
248. IN THE LAST WEEK?Copy !req
249. NO, I BARELY SIGNED UP
FOR THE CLASS.Copy !req
250. I JUST SAT AROUND.Copy !req
251. YOU SAT AROUND INSIDE
ALONE FOR AN ENTIRE WEEKCopy !req
252. REALLY, HUH?Copy !req
253. WELL, SOME OF MY FRIENDS
TOOK ME TO A MALE STRIP CLUB.Copy !req
254. THEY THOUGHT IT
WOULD CHEER ME UP.Copy !req
255. HA-HA-HA!Copy !req
256. YEAH, THAT
AND TEX-MEX!Copy !req
257. WOULD YOU SHUT UP
ABOUT THE CLASS,Copy !req
258. IT HASN'T EVEN
STARTED YET!Copy !req
259. YEAH, WELL,
IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
260. BECAUSE
I FORGIVE YOU.Copy !req
261. FOR WHAT?Copy !req
262. OH, FORGET IT,
I'M LEAVING.Copy !req
263. NO, HONEY, DON'T,
DON'T GO!Copy !req
264. PLEASE, I DON'T WANT
TO GO BACK TO THAT LIFE.Copy !req
265. IT WAS HORRIBLE, ALL THOSE
PEOPLE KISSING MY ASS,Copy !req
266. ALL THE FUCKING
AND SUCKING...Copy !req
267. OH!Copy !req
268. HONEY, ARE
YOU BLEEDING?Copy !req
269. SPICY MESQUITE SAUCE...Copy !req
270. TEX-MEX...Copy !req
271. I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT
CLASS HADN'T EVEN STARTED YET!Copy !req
272. IT WAS A ONE-DAY
INTENSIVE SEMINAR.Copy !req
273. YOU LIAR!Copy !req
274. OH!Copy !req
275. GUYS, I'M BACK
IN THE BAND!Copy !req
276. ALRIGHT!Copy !req
277. JESUS UPON BEING...Copy !req
278. HEAVENS TO BETSY,Copy !req
279. I'VE INVENTED
THE PRAYING MACHINE!Copy !req
280. OH MY STARS AND...Copy !req
281. DAMN THEM, LORD!Copy !req
282. NO, LORD,
DON'T DO IT.Copy !req
283. IT'S JUST WHAT
THEY WANT.Copy !req
284. WOW, THAT'S ME,
MARILYN MONSTER.Copy !req
285. HI, I'M LARRY TURNOUR.Copy !req
286. YOU KNOW, WHEN
I FIRST CREATED MARILYN,Copy !req
287. I HAD NO IDEA THAT PEOPLE
ALL OVER THE WORLDCopy !req
288. WOULD FALL IN
LOVE WITH MARILYN.Copy !req
289. I WAS JUST
AN ANGRY TEENAGER.Copy !req
290. WHO KNEW?Copy !req
291. THAT'S WHY
I CREATEDCopy !req
292. MARILYN MOZZARELLA'S
PIZZARELLA PIE PARLOUR.Copy !req
293. SO, IF YOU'RE WATCHING
THIS TRAINING TAPE,Copy !req
294. CONGRATULATIONS,Copy !req
295. YOU'RE NOW A MARILYN
MOZZARELLA FUN-PLOYEE.Copy !req
296. MARILYN MOZZARELLA
EMPLOYEES ARE FUN,Copy !req
297. REBELLIOUS, EXTROVERTS
WHO MAKE THEIR OWN RULES.Copy !req
298. UH-OH, LOOK AT
FORGETFUL FRED, HERE.Copy !req
299. HE FORGOT HIS EVIL
ZOMBIE-EYED CONTACT
LENSES AT HOME.Copy !req
300. THAT MEANS...Copy !req
301. TWO RED CARD WARNINGS MEANS
AN AUTOMATIC WRITE-UP.Copy !req
302. BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT,
WE'LL GET TO THAT LATER.Copy !req
303. FOR NOW,
LET'S GET TO FUN.Copy !req
304. FRED IS NOW SERVINGCopy !req
305. ONE OF OUR DELICIOUS
DEEP DISH SPECIALTIES.Copy !req
306. AND REMEMBER THE
OTHER RULE NUMBER ONE...Copy !req
307. MMM...Copy !req
308. WHOA, FRED!Copy !req
309. WHEN WILL
HE EVER LEARN.Copy !req
310. WHEN SERVING THE FIRST
SLICE OF PIZZA, REMEMBER.Copy !req
311. THE FIRST SLICE
TO BE SERVEDCopy !req
312. IS DETERMINED BY
THE PLACEMENT OFCopy !req
313. THE FEMALE FURTHEST FROM
THE LEFT OF YOUR SERVING ARM.Copy !req
314. NOW, IF SHE IS NORTHERLY
TO THE NEAREST FIRE EXIT,Copy !req
315. THE FOURTH SLICE CLOCKWISE
IS THE FIRST TO BE SERVED.Copy !req
316. IF THERE ARE NO
FEMALE CUSTOMERS,Copy !req
317. THEN REMEMBER,
ALWAYS START AT 7:00.Copy !req
318. NOT FIVE...
OH, FRED!Copy !req
319. IF YOU FORGET,Copy !req
320. A MANAGER WILL BE
HAPPY TO REMIND YOU,Copy !req
321. BY ISSUING A GREEN LEVEL
TWO PUNISHMENT LIKE,Copy !req
322. THE BLOODY DIAPER.Copy !req
323. ALRIGHT, RELAX, FRED,
IT GETS EASIER.Copy !req
324. WELL, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
325. THAT'S ALL
THERE IS TO IT.Copy !req
326. NOW GO OUT THERE AND
HAVE YOURSELF A WILDCopy !req
327. AND UNCONVENTIONAL
GOOD TIME.Copy !req
328. AND REMEMBER,Copy !req
329. AT LEAST 27% OF YOUR
BEVERAGE SALESCopy !req
330. MUST CONSIST OF ALCOHOLIC
BLENDED CALL DRINKS.Copy !req
331. AND REMEMBER
THE 16 Ps TO SUCCESS...Copy !req
332. WELL, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
333. THAT'S ALL
THERE IS TO IT.Copy !req
334. NOW GO OUT AND
HAVE A GOOD TIME.Copy !req
335. OH, BUT DON'T FORGET
TO BREAK SOME RULES.Copy !req
336. BUT DON'T
BREAK ANY RULES.Copy !req
337. MARILYN, THEY'RE
ALL READY FOR YOU.Copy !req
338. HEY, THANKS, JIMMY.Copy !req
339. WELL, THEY'RE
PLAYING MY SONG.Copy !req
340. SO GOOD LUCK,
AND SEE YA IN...Copy !req
341. HELL.Copy !req
342. ALRIGHT, CARL,
YOU GOT YOUR PARDON.Copy !req
343. YOU CAN GO.Copy !req
344. OKAY, YOU'RE
DONE WITH THAT.Copy !req
345. YOU CAN
THROW IT AWAY.Copy !req
346. AND PULL OUT NOW.Copy !req
347. ALRIGHT, FOLKS,
BAR'S CLOSING.Copy !req
348. LET'S MOVE IT OUT.Copy !req
349. I'M GLAD YOU
MADE IT DOWN.Copy !req
350. THESE GUYS TOO,
TAKE IT EASY.Copy !req
351. HEY, HEY!Copy !req
352. IT'S COOL RUNNING INTO
YOU AFTER SO LONG, MAN.Copy !req
353. YEAH, YOU TOO, MAN.Copy !req
354. HEY, I HOPE IT'S NOT
ANOTHER FIVE YEARSCopy !req
355. BEFORE WE RUN INTO
EACH OTHER AGAIN.Copy !req
356. RIGHT, MAN, ME TOO,
YEAH, YOU TAKE CARE.Copy !req
357. YOU TOO,
ALRIGHT?Copy !req
358. I WILL, MAN.Copy !req
359. ALRIGHT?Copy !req
360. ALRIGHT, MAN...Copy !req
361. YEAH, COOL, BUDDY.Copy !req
362. SO ARE YOU, UH,Copy !req
363. YEAH, ME TOO,
THIS WAY.Copy !req
364. WELL, THIS
IS IT.Copy !req
365. OH WELL, UH,
ALRIGHT.Copy !req
366. IT WAS GREAT SEEING
YOU AGAIN, MAN.Copy !req
367. TAKE CARE.Copy !req
368. YEAH, GOODBYE.Copy !req
369. OH...Copy !req
370. OH, I'M...Copy !req
371. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
372. GOODBYE, MAN.Copy !req
373. YOU KNOW IT.Copy !req
374. WOW, IT HAS
BEEN A TREAT.Copy !req
375. YEAH, IT SURE
HAS BEEN.Copy !req
376. OOH, WOW...Copy !req
377. WELL, YOU TAKE
IT EASY AGAIN.Copy !req
378. YOU, TOO.Copy !req
379. YOU, TOO...Copy !req
380. WHERE IS
THE ELEVATOR?Copy !req
381. OH, STAIRS FOR ME,
I NEED THE EXERCISE.Copy !req
382. UH, HEY,
YOU NEED A HAND?Copy !req
383. UH, NO, IT'S
JUST THAT IT...Copy !req
384. GODAMMIT!Copy !req
385. AH, GOT IT.Copy !req
386. ALRIGHT,
WELL, COOL.Copy !req
387. HEY, IT'S BEEN
A BLAST, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
388. OH YEAH,
YEAH.Copy !req
389. GOODBYE.Copy !req
390. ALRIGHT, YEAH,
YEAH, MAN, OKAY.Copy !req
391. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
392. RIGHT BACK AT YA.Copy !req
393. HEY, YOU KNOW, I HOPE
IT'S NOT ANOTHER, UH,Copy !req
394. FIVE YEARS
BEFORE...Copy !req
395. HA-HA.Copy !req
396. THERE HE IS.Copy !req
397. YEAH, LOOK
AT THIS...Copy !req
398. I, UH, JUST NEED
TO GET SOME, UH...Copy !req
399. UH, WAIT.Copy !req
400. YOU KNOW WHAT, I HAVE
A CANDY BAR AT HOME.Copy !req
401. SO, UH...Copy !req
402. I DON'T NEED...Copy !req
403. I'M JUST
GONNA TAKE OFF.Copy !req
404. GREAT.Copy !req
405. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
406. HEY!Copy !req
407. HEY!Copy !req
408. WHAT ARE
YOU DOIN' ?Copy !req
409. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?Copy !req
410. GETTING SOME
CIGARETTES.Copy !req
411. WHERE IS HE?Copy !req
412. WHERE IS...Copy !req
413. OH!Copy !req
414. I DON'T KNOW
WHERE HE LIVES, OKAY!Copy !req
415. I JUST DON'T KNOW!Copy !req
416. I'M SORRY,
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
417. I'M GONNA CALL
THE POLICE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
418. OH!Copy !req
419. BUDDY!Copy !req
420. BUDDY, NO!Copy !req
421. NO!Copy !req
422. OH GOD, NO!Copy !req
423. I NEVER GOT
THE CHANCE TO
SAY GOODBYE.Copy !req
424. I DID...Copy !req
425. A LOT.Copy !req
426. A LOT.Copy !req
427. CARL, YOU
MOTHERFUCKER!Copy !req
428. LARRY.Copy !req
429. I KNOW ABOUT
THE WHOLE THING.Copy !req
430. YOU'VE BEEN
FUCKING MY WIFE.Copy !req
431. THOSE TWO ASSHOLE
PERFORMERSCopy !req
432. AT THE MOTIVATIONAL
WEEKEND TOLD EVERYONE!Copy !req
433. WE DIDN'T DO IT
FOR FUN, I SWEAR.Copy !req
434. LISTEN, WE WERE MAKING
AMATEUR PORN FILMS.Copy !req
435. I SWEAR IT.Copy !req
436. OMIGOD!Copy !req
437. HEY, IT WASN'T
JUST THE TWO OF US.Copy !req
438. THERE WERE A WHOLE
BUNCH OF PEOPLE.Copy !req
439. UH, YOUR SISTER,
MY SON, YOUR DOG.Copy !req
440. THAT'S IT,
YOU'RE DEAD!Copy !req
441. HEY, MR. PETERS,
IS THERE A PROBLEM?Copy !req
442. HI.Copy !req
443. THIS PIECE OF SHIT HAS BEEN
FILMING HIM AND HIS SONCopy !req
444. HAVING SEX WITH
MY WIFE AND MY DOG.Copy !req
445. HE HAS?Copy !req
446. WAIT, I CAN
EXPLAIN...Copy !req
447. SHUT UP!Copy !req
448. ARE YOU TAKING
CREDIT FOR MY WORK?Copy !req
449. NO, HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.Copy !req
450. I DIRECTED
THOSE VIDEOS.Copy !req
451. YOU MERELY
STARRED IN THEM.Copy !req
452. YOU ASSHOLE!Copy !req
453. YEAH, HE IS
AN ASSHOLE.Copy !req
454. AND WHO ARRANGED FOR
THE INTERNATIONAL RIGHTSCopy !req
455. TO BE SOLD, HUH?Copy !req
456. AND DUBBED THEM
IN HIS BASEMENT,Copy !req
457. THOUSANDS OF 'EM
HAND-MAILED AROUND
THE WORLD.Copy !req
458. OMIGOD,
YOU DIDN'T!Copy !req
459. NO, NO, I DIDN'T,
WHO DID IT, CARL?Copy !req
460. TODD.Copy !req
461. TODD, THAT'S RIGHT.
HE WORKED LIKE A DOG.Copy !req
462. HEY, GUYS.Copy !req
463. TODD.Copy !req
464. YOU BASTARD!Copy !req
465. YOU MAILED TAPES OF MY WIFE
HAVING SEX ALL OVER THE WORLD?Copy !req
466. NO!Copy !req
467. I MAILED TAPES OF YOUR WIFE
HAVING SEX WITH CARLCopy !req
468. IN YOUR BEDROOM,
RIGHT HERE IN TOWN.Copy !req
469. YEAH, I KNOW.Copy !req
470. WAIT A MINUTE,
THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.Copy !req
471. WHAT IF...Copy !req
472. WHAT IF WHAT?Copy !req
473. WELL, WHAT IF WE FILMED YOU
HAVING SEX WITH HIS WIFECopy !req
474. IN DIFFERENT PLACES
ALL OVER THE WORLD?Copy !req
475. YOU SONOFABITCH!Copy !req
476. NO, NO, NO, DON'T
SHOOT IT DOWN SO QUICK,Copy !req
477. PEOPLE MIGHT LIKE IT.Copy !req
478. IT'S SORT OF AN UPSCALE SERIES
OF TRAVELOGUE TYPE PORNOS.Copy !req
479. WELL, YOU FUCKERS!Copy !req
480. YOU PRICKS!Copy !req
481. YOU'RE TRYIN'
TO CUT ME OUT.Copy !req
482. YOU KNOW I DON'T
WANT TO TRAVEL.Copy !req
483. I SAID YOU WANT ME TO
ACT IN THESE PORNS, FINE.Copy !req
484. BUT NO TRAVEL!Copy !req
485. DROP IT!Copy !req
486. DROP IT, DROP IT,
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
487. WE DO IT
WITH BACKDROPS.Copy !req
488. GREEN SCREEN,
SPECIAL EFFECTS.Copy !req
489. SO, I NEVER HAVE
TO LEAVE TOWN.Copy !req
490. BUT IT'LL LOOK LIKE YOUR FUCKING
MY WIFE ALL OVER THE WORLD!Copy !req
491. RIGHT.Y.
EXACTLY.Copy !req
492. ALRIGHT, GANG,
THANKS VERY MUCH.Copy !req
493. SCENE IS OVER
AND UH...Copy !req
494. LET'S ROLL THOSE
CREDITS, PLEASE.Copy !req
495. ALRIGHT,
THAT'S IT.Copy !req
496. SEASON'S OVER.Copy !req
497. BEAT IT.Copy !req
498. CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1998
HOME BOX OFFICECopy !req
499. A DIVISION OF TIME WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.Copy !req
500. Captioned by
HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTERCopy !req