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2. ( Announcer )
today's mr. Show was filmed
in the middle of the morning,
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3. When all the men were at work.
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4. Good morning, ladies, it's
time for bob and david.
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5. Good morning.
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6. Good morning, david,
and welcome to mr. Show.
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7. We have some fun stuff
for the ladies today, huh?
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8. And some fun ladies
to share it with.
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9. We have a group here
today from the womyn's
solidarity collective.
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10. Oh!
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11. Hey, ladies,
don't you look
pretty today!
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12. Hot stuff! Hot stuff!
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13. Well, i'll tell you what,
i hope you don't mind
looking even prettier,
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14. Because the first thing
on this morning's
makeovers!
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15. That's right. Mr. Face
and mr. Hair will be
out here to fix you up.
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16. Yeah!
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17. And we're gonna have
a visit from dr. Good sex,
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18. Who is gonna come out here
and show you how to make
your hubby climax faster
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19. So he can get on
with his busy day.
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20. Pig!
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21. And then we are going to
have a beauty contest,
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22. And the winner
will be crowned
"queen pretty."
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23. And she's going to
win a vacuum cleaner.
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24. ( Audience )
oh!
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25. Yeah, look at
that! All right!
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26. I'll tell you what,
bob. Let's really get
this show started.
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27. Yeah! Here's what
you came for.
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28. They love us, david.
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29. Uh-Oh, bob, looks like
they want to touch
the merchandise.
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30. I am ian shropshire.
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31. And i am
clive shropshire.
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32. From the band, smush.
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33. And you're watching
video round up on v.T.V.
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34. Just like
you're told to.
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35. Hey, great, we're back.
Congratulations, you guys,
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36. On the announcement
that your new album,
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37. Space age super suit,
has gone triple platinum.
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38. Well, now, i know
today is a special
day for you, ian,
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39. Because you became
a father this morning,
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40. With the birth of a beautiful
daughter named shandy.
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41. How does it feel
to be a dad?
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42. Dunno.
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43. Tch, feels creamy.
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44. W-We'll be right back
with smush, after this...
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45. ( Announcer )
how would you like to spend
spring break on the moon?
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46. Fruitastrophe inhalers
and v.T.V. Are sending
one lucky viewer
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47. To the lunar surface
for spring break,
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48. With the boys from smush.
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49. That's right! You'll be
a feature performer
in the new smush video,
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50. And then you'll be shot
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51. Execution style. Enter today!
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52. Entrants must be
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54. Winners agree not
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55. If winner is chinese,
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56. So, this contest
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about going to the moon.
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58. Dunno.
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59. Ok, i guess i need you guys
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60. Because, i need...
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61. Because i need the fans
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62. To feel that they've shared
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63. Great.
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64. Ok. So, you guys are
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65. Dunno.
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66. We love cheese.
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67. Do you see what
they do, doctor?
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68. Ian just says "dunno,"
and then clive makes
some sarcastic comment.
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70. Clive, ian, do you think
it's fair what's happening?
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71. No, doctor, it's not fair.
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72. And much as i love alan
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73. I just feel like
i'm being quizzed,
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74. Like he's some sort
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75. And i need my sarcasm,
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76. You know, it's my
security blanket,
isn't it?
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77. Ok, here are some
ground rules.
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78. Alan, try not to pose your
questions as a challenge.
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word "dunno."
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80. That's a red flag word.
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81. And we'll let clive
keep his sarcasm.
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82. Lovely.
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83. Well, how did this trip
to the moon come about?
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84. Dunno.
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85. Red flag.
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86. Record company has decided
it would sell albums, so...
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87. Off you go.
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88. The kiddies
will like it.
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89. Great. Ok,
time's up!
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90. See how this
can work?
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91. Hey, alan,
we're gonna make
this happen.
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92. Hey, look,
it's halloween,
isn't it?
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93. Hey, you're
watching v.T.V.,
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94. I'm chrysalis,
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95. And today we're
gonna be talking to
norma jean monster.
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96. How're you guys doing?
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97. Great!
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98. Great, chrys.
It's good to
see you again.
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99. Yeah. How have you
been? We have so much
catching up to do
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100. Yeah!
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101. So, i take it you guys
have been getting along.
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102. Oh, yeah!
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103. Yeah. We've got to talk
about the weekend
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104. We've got some slides.
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105. And the best thing—
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107. We had a great time
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108. At our
breakthrough weekend,
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109. And here are some slides.
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110. ( Chrysalis )
when we arrived at camp,
we didn't see eye to eye.
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111. Our trust guide
was named dave.
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112. ( Norma jean )
he was cool!
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113. Oh, yeah, we had to build
a lean-To, blindfolded.
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114. You have to trust
your peers
and your ears,
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115. And throw away
your fears.
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116. Ah, this one sucked,
but chrysalis
really made it fun.
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117. ( Adolph )
you almost fell, man!
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118. ( Norma jean )
'cause i was
laughing so hard.
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119. Oh, we put on
a show at the "spirit
quest" bonfire.
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120. Next stop, broadway.
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121. Oh, and chrysalis did
an impersonation of us.
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122. You mean, you.
It was hilarious.
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123. ( Chrysalis )
it was a great weekend.
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124. We really found
ourselves out there.
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125. Yeah, and we found
each other.
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126. And ourselves.
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127. Uh, she already
said that?
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128. She said
that, ok.
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129. ( Norma jean )
uh, i don't know
who those guys are.
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130. ( Adolph )
they look kind
of lost, though.
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131. Good evening.
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132. 2 young people
and their companions
are missing today
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133. After a hike
in the angeles
national forest.
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134. There are no clues as
to their whereabouts,
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135. But authorities say
that the 2 young
people, both 20,
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136. And their 2 companions,
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137. Set out for a day-Long hike,
sometime yesterday morning.
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138. We spoke to the fiance
of one of the young people.
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139. I'm scared.
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140. I mean...
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141. You hear about this happening
to young people all the time,
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142. But you never expect it
to happen to young people
that you know.
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143. Much less, their companions.
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144. I'm sorry...
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145. ( Bill )
the parents of one of
the companions agree.
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146. We're praying
for our boy.
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147. He's a wonderful son.
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148. And i'm sure,
a great companion.
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149. We also pray for
the 2 young people.
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150. And of course,
the other companion.
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151. Rescue crews
have been searching
with very few leads.
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152. Well, yesterday i saw
a lot of companions
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153. Coming in and out
of the forest,
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154. But not so many
young people.
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155. They tend to use
the north entrance.
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156. We're all baffled.
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157. The 2 young people
and their companions,
all boys,
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158. Grew up together,
attending the same
elementary school,
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159. And sharing the
same interests.
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160. Tonight, the entire
community has responded.
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161. I think it's very sad.
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162. I mean, i have
3 young people
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163. I don't know
what i would do
if i lost even one.
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164. ( Reporter )
and what about
the companions?
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165. Well, i think that's sad, too.
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166. But if you ask me,
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167. I think they're the
ones responsible for
this whole thing.
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168. Well, i have known
several companions
in all my years,
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169. And i believe the problem
not to be with them,
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170. But rather, with
the young people
of today.
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171. ( Reporter )
what are these
ribbons for?
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172. These yellow ribbons
are for the young people,
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173. To show we care.
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174. And these orange ribbons
are for the companions.
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175. Ok, we—We're
getting word now
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176. That 2 hikers
have been found.
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177. We don't know
yet if they were
the 2 young people,
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178. The 2 companions,
or one young person
and one companion.
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179. At the scene is
dane atkinson. Dane?
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180. Yes, bill, we have
official confirmation
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181. That they have found
one of each.
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182. ( Bill )
one young person
and one companion?
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183. That's right.
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184. They seem to have been
separated from the other
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185. Matching "young person,
companion" set,
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186. Sometime last night.
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187. So then, somewhere out
there is a young person
and a companion,
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188. Wandering around together?
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189. Or separately.
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190. It could be just
one young person alone
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191. And one companion,
also alone.
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192. I see, thank
you, dane.
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193. Ok, that's the news.
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194. We leave you now
with some very funny,
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195. Very censored bloopers
from tonight's telecast.
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196. Enjoy!
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197. Yes, a young person
and his compinions...
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198. Uh, let me
take that again.
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199. Yes, a young people...
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200. What is "a young people" ?
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201. Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.
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202. Stop it!
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203. We're praying
for our boy.
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204. He's a wonderful sign.
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205. Son. Sorry.
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206. Our sign's not lost.
Our son is lost.
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207. Can i try
that again?
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208. This is the first
feathered yoshi cat
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209. To be found in captivity.
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210. He was found in france,
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211. Where they're
naturally from.
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212. He is— These are feathers.
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213. Look at this.
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214. Huh? Oh, well,
this—This is natural.
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215. This is totally natural
with these guys.
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216. Now he's nice.
Isn't he a nice fella?
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217. Look at him, look at
him. He wants to get
away, doesn't he?
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218. Well, you can't get
away, can you?
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219. Look, the only young people
i'm concerned with
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220. Are the ones that wear
"wee-Time" toddler wear.
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221. Capisce? Thank you.
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222. Ok. Sorry
i'm late. Hi!
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223. I didn't get a wink.
I was up all night,
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224. Focusing and thinking
about the future
of kidswear, ok?
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225. I'll tell you what,
take your shoes off,
'cause if you don't,
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226. Your socks are gonna get blown
right through them, ok?
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227. Well, you guys are the best.
Show me what you've got.
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228. All right, buckle
the fuck up,
here we go. Ok...
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229. I'm at home, last night,
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230. Focusing,
envisioning kidswear,
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231. And this vision
comes to me of black.
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232. I mean, utter blackness.
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233. Oh, my god, i had
the same dream.
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234. Like a gathering darkness.
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235. Synchronicity.
Guys, ashen tones.
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236. Yes! Did you get the
stench, too, the stench
of burning flesh?
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237. Yes, the fucking
future of kidswear.
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238. Ok, all right.
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239. I am envisioning a playground
of the future, and i am seeing
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240. Uh, blacks, ashes,
ashen, uh,
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241. Bloodish reds,
orange snakes.
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242. Wow, yes. Yeah, i'm
getting the same vision.
Are you getting it?
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243. A bejeweled madman
rising in the east,
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245. ( Both )
creature!
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246. Yes, yes!
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247. Yes, i see teeth gnashing,
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248. I see genitals bleeding
of their own accord.
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249. The sea will boil.
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250. Little navy outfits.
Classic nautical scene. Yes!
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251. Yes.
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252. Oh, wow!
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253. Oh, wow!
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254. I just had a vision.
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255. I saw an assemblage
of the righteous,
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256. Drowning in a river
of pus and bile. Great!
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257. Oh, let me show you
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258. What i stayed awake
working all night on.
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259. Pus and bile, new materials.
We can work with that.
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260. Oh!
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261. There it is, ohio.
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262. It's about the future,
it's about fun.
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263. Ok.
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264. When you guys
get done screwing
around,
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265. Give me a call.
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266. Fucking buyers.
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267. They have no vision. God!
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268. It is i, nostradamus,
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270. Hello, hello.
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271. It is i, nostradamus,
seer of the future.
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272. Oh, my god,
you're the man
in my dreams.
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274. Mine 3.
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275. Yes.
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276. Alexis, stephan...
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277. Toddy.
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278. I have given you all
great visions of
things yet to come,
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279. And you have
squandered them.
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280. Oh, wise master,
why have we been
the ones chosen?
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281. Oh, is it because,
we, like you, attempt
to see the future?
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283. It is because we 4
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284. Are all cut from
the same cloth.
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285. It is because we,
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286. In this room,
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287. All swing the same way.
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288. It is because,
like you 3,
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289. I, too, live...
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290. An alternative
lifestyle.
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291. Oh, no. No. No!
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292. I know what you're thinking.
Hey, i've got a wife
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293. And 3 fucking kids, ok?
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294. I can usually tell.
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295. Did one of you
place this ad in
the personals?
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296. "Single, white, gay male,
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297. "Searching for companion
and possible life mate.
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298. "Could you be my
future? Look in your
crystal ball and see.
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299. Please, no fatties."
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300. Well, i didn't
place any ad.
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301. It was—
It was me.
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302. I'm just so tired
of going to bars
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303. And meeting people
who don't turn out.
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304. And i just—
The singles—
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305. I think that
i have a prediction.
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306. ( Announcer )
alexis young.
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307. In the fashion world, he
is a singular sensation,
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308. Defining the cutting edge,
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309. Always ahead of his time.
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310. Tonight, we'll meet alexis'
mysterious, 500-Year-Old,
ever present pal.
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311. Together they're
a special pair.
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312. Good morning, dear.
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313. Why didn't you
wake me?
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314. You were dead asleep.
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315. Napoleon.
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316. Napoleon.
Where's the dog?
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317. He got out last night,
he'll be back.
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318. Really?
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319. No!
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320. Oh, poor doggie.
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321. The beast visited me again.
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322. He grows in power
as we speak.
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323. Stop it, that's
for the omelets.
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324. Oh, he who pouts
will get what he
wants, won't he?
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325. Run along now,
please. You're
getting in my kitchen.
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327. Ok.
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328. Only the chef.
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329. Ok.
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330. The apocalypse is here.
It's on its way.
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331. ( Alexis )
extra cheese, if you
please. I'm on my knees.
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332. She has no idea—
Welcome to the bunker.
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333. This place
is a mad house.
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334. This isn't
what i asked for.
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335. This is why— Tell her,
tell that seamstress
to put darts here, ok?
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336. Darts, i need darts.
And if she doesn't,
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337. I'll fucking go and
shit darts on her head.
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338. Single woman leads
them, the masses.
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339. From the valley of shadows—
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340. Hello! What is she
fucking wearing?
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341. She's wearing a black...
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342. Sleeveless, high hemline...
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343. Bustier...
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344. With no straps.
No straps.
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345. Thank you.
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346. ( Nostradamus )
fire will freeze.
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347. Oh, enough, enough!
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348. Fire will
freeze. What?
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349. Oh... oh, great!
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350. Great. Good.
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351. Good, nostradamus.
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352. Look what you did,
now with your—
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353. Are you all right?
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354. You have no use for me.
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355. I have so much use for
you. You're wonderful
and i love you,
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356. But, please, right
now, you're just...
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357. It's like a steel spike
that you're heating up
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358. And then driving
through my eye,
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359. And then twisting
it around, ok?
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360. It's that kind of thing.
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361. Oh, my god!
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362. We did it!
We did it!
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363. You're rock 'n' roll
personified, ok,
in fashion,
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364. And that's what
we do, and we...
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365. We just did it. We
went out there and
we kicked ass, ok?
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366. Whoo!
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367. I could not have done it,
i couldn't have done it
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368. Without each and
every one of you, ok?
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369. Ok.
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370. We love you.
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371. Let's go fucking
party our asses off.
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372. ( All )
yeah! Whoo!
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373. No, i said to him,
i've got a prediction
for you.
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374. I think, uh, your
500-Year-Old flabby ass
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375. Is gonna drive me crazy!
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376. Alie!
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377. Uh...
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378. No, no, no, no.
It's me, nostradamus.
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379. These modern socks!
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380. In my time, they
weren't so...
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381. Well, your time—
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382. Springy.
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383. Hi, nostradamus.
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384. Will you stop moping?
What—What is it?
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385. Oh, i don't want
to lose you
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386. In the great new york
earthquake of 2003.
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387. Oh, freak, it's gonna
take more than a bad ol'
quake to get rid of me.
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388. I love you, peaches!
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389. You're my world.
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390. Ok, ok.
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391. ( Announcer )
friends to the end,
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392. The chums stuck together
through thick and thin,
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393. Just like the best
possible bosom buddies,
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394. Until they both perished
in the great new york
earthquake of 2003.
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395. And in tribute to
their accomplishments,
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396. "Nostradamus and his
constant chum high
school" was built.
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397. Dedicated to teaching
children about
"can do" spirit
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398. With an eye
towards the future.
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399. ( Teacher )
all right, students.
Settle down, students.
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400. Please welcome your
principal, ms. Rudolph.
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401. Parents, students, faculty,
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402. We have some special
friends joining us.
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403. Now, they're a little
different from you and
me, but let's remember,
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404. That doesn't make
them freaks.
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405. It just means you have
to try a little harder
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406. Not to let them make
you uncomfortable.
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407. So without further ado,
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408. Here's "indomitable spirit."
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409. Hey, kids.
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410. Hey, how're you all
doing? All right!
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411. All right, we're
"indomitable spirit."
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412. 1, 2, 3, 4...
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413. ( All )
♪ indomitable spirit
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414. Whoa!
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416. All right, kids.
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417. So you see what we're
doing. We're giving you
a message of hope
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418. That you can
do anything—
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419. Hold on, hold on, everybody.
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420. Tommy!
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421. I heard you guys
were in town, so
i came down here
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422. To tell everybody
about the real
"indomitable spirit."
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423. Hey, man,
don't be a jerk.
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424. Hey, let him talk.
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425. Yeah.
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426. Folks, i was an
original member of
"indomitable spirit,"
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427. Back when we called
ourselves "flattop tony
and the purple canoes."
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428. You remember that?
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429. I remember.
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430. Yeah.
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431. Well, everything was fine.
We toured, we inspired people.
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432. And then, one day,
when i was out hunting
for poontang,
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433. I lost an arm and you guys
kicked me out of the band.
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434. ( Audience )
boo! Boo! Boo!
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435. Wait, wait a minute,
wait a minute!
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436. So, are you saying,
that you're really
my long lost brother?
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437. What?
No, listen.
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438. Why don't you tell
everybody the real reason
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439. You were kicked
out of the band.
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440. 'Cause i did drugs?
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441. No!
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442. 'Cause i wouldn't
give out hugs?
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443. So that was you!
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444. Well, no, that's
not the reason.
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445. You got kicked out
of the band because
you suck.
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446. You're
a terrible drummer.
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447. 'Cause of my one arm.
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448. Yeah.
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449. Well, yes and
no. I mean,
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450. You know, you're
a shitty drummer
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451. And, but, you know,
having one arm to drum
with doesn't help.
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452. So, if i had both my
arms, i'd be ok?
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453. Yes.
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454. Well, you'd be better,
maybe, but still
not good enough.
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455. It just so happens
that you lost your arm
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456. Right before we were
gonna kick you out
of the band anyway.
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457. So, because i have
only one arm,
i am no good.
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458. Right.
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459. No, no,
not because.
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460. Listen closely.
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461. All right, you
have one arm, ok?
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462. And, also, in
addition to that,
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463. You're a shitty drummer.
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464. 'Cause i'm handicapped.
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465. Yes.
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466. Yes, you're handicap is that
you're a shitty drummer.
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467. 'Cause i've only
got one arm.
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468. No!
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469. Look, look, look, ok,
i think i can help
here. All right...
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470. Thank you,
thank you.
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471. What he's trying
to say to you
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472. Is that you are
a terrible drummer,
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473. Because you
only have one arm.
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474. Exactly!
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475. No, no! That is not
it! Go sit down.
Don't help anymore.
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476. So, how do
i explain this?
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477. Ok, everybody,
apocalypse drill.
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478. You know the routine.
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479. Stand up, single
file, here we go, move
it out, come on.
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480. It's the apocalypse,
the real thing.
Let's go.
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481. Come on!
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482. Don't look back,
stand up straight.
Come on!
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483. I can drum.
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484. No, you can't drum.
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485. It doesn't matter.
'Cause i only have one arm.
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486. You don't get it.
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487. You can't drum.
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488. It doesn't matter.
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489. ( Ms. Rudolph )
single file!
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490. No chit-Chat. Keep
your mouths shut
and your eyes open.
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491. Now, your genitals will
bleed of their own accord
and your teeth will gnash,
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492. So be prepared for that.
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493. All right, i see that
the fire storm
is approaching,
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494. So everybody get
down on your knees,
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495. And place your books
over your head,
like we practiced.
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496. I don't want to find
anyone chewing gum.
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497. So, if—If i grow an arm
back i could get in?
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498. No, if you had no arms,
2 arms, 4 arms, 16 arms,
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499. If your arms were
made of drumsticks and
your head was a drum,
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500. It wouldn't matter.
You still would
suck, understand?
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501. No, i don't.
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502. Look at that,
clive.
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503. The earth's
blowing up.
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504. Stupid consumers.
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505. Everybody blowing up together
like good little sheep.
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506. It's tragic,
isn't it?
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507. Say, you got
another cigaroo?
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508. I can't really smoke it,
but it's comforting
to hold it.
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