1. Closed captions provided by
softitlerCopy !req
2. H-Hey, everybody!Copy !req
3. It's bob and david!Copy !req
4. Hey!Copy !req
5. Hey, everybody,
welcome to mr. Show.Copy !req
6. And, uh,
terra-Da loo to you, david!Copy !req
7. Terra-Da-Loo, the bob!Copy !req
8. Mr. Show is
the true way!Copy !req
9. Yes, it is. And to
all mr. Show followers,Copy !req
10. Terra-Da-Loo!Copy !req
11. Oh, boy,Copy !req
12. Look at this wonderful
group of followers, the bob.Copy !req
13. Everybody, let's
give the bob a great
big terra-Da-Loo.Copy !req
14. ( All )
terra-Da-Loo!Copy !req
15. Terra-Da-Loo,
terra-Da-Loo,
terra-Da-Loo.Copy !req
16. Oh, boy,
tonight's the night.Copy !req
17. We're finally
gonna go up
heaven's chimney.Copy !req
18. Does everyone have
their bags packed?Copy !req
19. I do. What about
you, the bob?Copy !req
20. Oh, dear david,Copy !req
21. I have already left
my earthly body,Copy !req
22. And become a purely
video image.Copy !req
23. I'll just be bringing
a toothbrush and
an extension cord.Copy !req
24. And enough socks for
all of these lunatics!Copy !req
25. Terra-Da-Loo!
Terra-Da-Lee!Copy !req
26. Terra-Da-Loe!Copy !req
27. Terra-Da-Lie!Copy !req
28. ( The bob )
oh, my god!Copy !req
29. David's been kidnapped.Copy !req
30. All right, everyone,
just stay calm.Copy !req
31. It's time to eat
the poisoned s'mores.Copy !req
32. Come on up here,Copy !req
33. Get them while
they're poisony,
that's when they're best.Copy !req
34. We're going to go up
heaven's chimney soon,Copy !req
35. And visit our grandfather
in the sky.Copy !req
36. Have you got your
special shoes?Copy !req
37. And belts?
Are you wearing
your belts?Copy !req
38. Your golf belts,Copy !req
39. You know, with the
little insignias on them?Copy !req
40. Let's try this again.Copy !req
41. David, i want
you to tell me
about the bob.Copy !req
42. The bob will lead us all
through heaven's chimneyCopy !req
43. In a giant, cigar-Shaped,
u.F.O.-Brand flying saucer.Copy !req
44. Really? So bob is
a special person?Copy !req
45. The bob is not a person.
The bob is pure
light and energy.Copy !req
46. David, i want you
to meet somebody.Copy !req
47. He's somebody you
might recognize.Copy !req
48. Tom kenny!Copy !req
49. Y-You're from
mr. Show!Copy !req
50. No, david.
Terra-Da-Loo, tom!Copy !req
51. No. I used to
be on mr. Show.Copy !req
52. David, the bob
has no answers.Copy !req
53. David,Copy !req
54. When we die,Copy !req
55. There's no
heaven's chimney,Copy !req
56. And there's no
rassleberry waterfall,Copy !req
57. But there areCopy !req
58. Giant golden gates
on top of the clouds.Copy !req
59. And a wise man
with a beard will
have your nameCopy !req
60. Written into a fancy book.Copy !req
61. Really?Copy !req
62. ( Tom )
also, babies with
wings will fly around,Copy !req
63. And some of them
will blow trumpets!Copy !req
64. And all your
dead pets are there
waiting for you.Copy !req
65. And Jesus is there.Copy !req
66. Chim-Chim-Charee!Copy !req
67. And those 2 kooks,
cain and abel.Copy !req
68. And buddha...Copy !req
69. And mohammed...Copy !req
70. And vishnu, and...Copy !req
71. Who knows?
Maybe even...Copy !req
72. Shaquille o' neal.Copy !req
73. ( Announcer )
who knows who's going to
show up on this edition ofCopy !req
74. Crazy religious beliefs!Copy !req
75. And now, here
are your hosts,Copy !req
76. Clark richardson
and manny edwards!Copy !req
77. Hey, welcome to crazy
religious beliefs.Copy !req
78. We've got some real
beauts this week, manny.Copy !req
79. You said it, clark.Copy !req
80. Hey, let's start
off with a crazyCopy !req
81. Jewish belief.Copy !req
82. Many jews keep kosher,
and this practice,
amongst other things,Copy !req
83. Uh, forbids the eating
of pork or shellfish.Copy !req
84. And this law dates back
thousands of years,Copy !req
85. When—When people were
dying of trichinosis
in the desert heat.Copy !req
86. You see—Copy !req
87. Somebody tell
these people about
refrigeration.Copy !req
88. Speaking of cold,Copy !req
89. Islamic women
don't often live
in cold climates,Copy !req
90. But you'd never
know thatCopy !req
91. From the way
they're dressed!Copy !req
92. That's because
it's forbiddenCopy !req
93. For women to expose
any skin.Copy !req
94. Watch this!Copy !req
95. What a getup!Copy !req
96. Trick or treat, clark.Copy !req
97. Well, we'll have
more crazy religious
beliefs in a moment.Copy !req
98. But right now,
let's put our
hands togetherCopy !req
99. For some loonies
who put their
hands together.Copy !req
100. It's time for
another visitCopy !req
101. To loony prayer corner.Copy !req
102. Ah-So-So—
Oh-Salaam-Ola!Copy !req
103. ( Manny with nasal voice )
hey, i ain't no necktie!Copy !req
104. ( Clark with nasal voice )
oh, no. Never should've
used all this crazy glue!Copy !req
105. Dear god,Copy !req
106. Please don't let my guests
suspect that i'm gonnaCopy !req
107. Serve them a coffee
substitute tonight.
Thanks.Copy !req
108. Honey?Copy !req
109. Hi. Ok.Copy !req
110. Ok. All right.Copy !req
111. Hope you guys
have room for pie!Copy !req
112. It's cooling.Copy !req
113. That was
a great dinner, pam!Copy !req
114. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
115. What was that?Copy !req
116. Just a little
song i do.Copy !req
117. Oh, well...Copy !req
118. Well, that incredible
edible rump roast
should tell youCopy !req
119. That we have an ulterior
motive for having you
guys over tonight.Copy !req
120. Yeah, so before
we have some pie,Copy !req
121. We have something
we wanna tell you.Copy !req
122. Um, ok,Copy !req
123. You guys are
our best friends.Copy !req
124. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
125. You know, uh, pam
and i have beenCopy !req
126. Trying to have
a baby now for
a while, and, uh...Copy !req
127. Well, i've got this problem—
No, no, no.Copy !req
128. We've got this problem.Copy !req
129. Wow, this is hard.
Yeah.Copy !req
130. What?Copy !req
131. Well, it's just that
you're the only ones
we know we can turn toCopy !req
132. For help, and...Copy !req
133. What is it?Copy !req
134. Y-You know what?
I think i know,
mary, and, uh...Copy !req
135. I'd be honored. Of
course you can have
some of my sperm.Copy !req
136. Oh, yeah, yeah.
No question, you
guys, it's fine.Copy !req
137. Oh, no, no. I've got
plenty of sperm.Copy !req
138. You know,
too much.Copy !req
139. Gets all over the place.Copy !req
140. Yeah, it's...Copy !req
141. And, i mean, we really
wouldn't have any problem
asking you for sperm.Copy !req
142. I mean, that's
no big deal.Copy !req
143. So, what is it?Copy !req
144. Ok, we should
just say this.Copy !req
145. Um...Copy !req
146. We want you
to watch us
have sex.Copy !req
147. Please.Copy !req
148. Please.Copy !req
149. Oh, yeah, right!Copy !req
150. Larry, come on,
you're not serious!Copy !req
151. Look, look, look,
we'll do all the work!Copy !req
152. All you have to do
is stand here,Copy !req
153. And...Copy !req
154. Look through this
hole, and, and...Copy !req
155. You know,
watch us have sex.Copy !req
156. Yeah, i mean,
it's only gonna
take a minute,Copy !req
157. And—And then,
we'll have some pie.Copy !req
158. Can't i just get you
some of my sperm?Copy !req
159. It's really good.Copy !req
160. Yeah, yeah. Take
some of his sperm.Copy !req
161. Ok, look, the
only way thatCopy !req
162. We can have sex is
if people watch us.Copy !req
163. Oh, my god!Copy !req
164. I can't believe how
selfish you guys are.Copy !req
165. Don't you want us
to have a baby?Copy !req
166. I mean, do you want
to be the only people
with babies?Copy !req
167. I want a baby!Copy !req
168. Ok, look,Copy !req
169. Don't cry,
all right?Copy !req
170. I'm gonna go make
you some sperm.Copy !req
171. Oh, damn it! You're
sperm isn't the
answer to everything!Copy !req
172. Guys...Copy !req
173. Ok.Copy !req
174. I'll do it.Copy !req
175. Chuck, you don't
have to do it.Copy !req
176. I'll stand here naked
and i'll watch you do
whatever it is you do...Copy !req
177. No, mar, mar, mary...
no, no, you don't
have to be naked.Copy !req
178. No, it's all right.
I'll stand here naked.
I wanna help you.Copy !req
179. Yeah, mar, but
you don't have
to be naked.Copy !req
180. Look, i wanna
be naked, ok?Copy !req
181. So just lay off!Copy !req
182. Mary!Copy !req
183. Look, I...Copy !req
184. Like to watch
people have sex,Copy !req
185. But i have
to be naked.Copy !req
186. Well, great, this
works out perfect!Copy !req
187. We don't care.Copy !req
188. This is unfair!Copy !req
189. What about me?Copy !req
190. What about you?Copy !req
191. I wanna go
make some sperm!Copy !req
192. Chuck, we don't
need any!Copy !req
193. It's not for you!Copy !req
194. Look...Copy !req
195. I like to masturbate
in a closed roomCopy !req
196. While people are waiting
for pie to cool.Copy !req
197. So that explains all
those missing cups...Copy !req
198. And us moving next
door to a bakery.Copy !req
199. Yeah, it does,
naked sex watcher.Copy !req
200. Oh, honey...
naked sex watcher?Copy !req
201. Guys, hey,
hey! Guys!Copy !req
202. This isn't about your
sick, weird thing, ok?Copy !req
203. This is about
the two of usCopy !req
204. Trying to start
a family.Copy !req
205. Yeah, it is about your
weird thing, too!Copy !req
206. No, that's it!Copy !req
207. Mary, get over there
and start taking off
those clothes.Copy !req
208. Chuck, you get into
that closet and you
start whacking it,Copy !req
209. Because i want
a baby!Copy !req
210. Yeah, well that
pie better be
done when i am.Copy !req
211. You guys better
have good sex!Copy !req
212. Oh, we're gonna!Copy !req
213. Yeah, you
just watch!Copy !req
214. Yeah. Oh...Copy !req
215. Oh.
Did you say...Copy !req
216. You said "watch" !Copy !req
217. I didn't even...Copy !req
218. Oh, we're terrific!Copy !req
219. Well, let's get to it.Copy !req
220. Ok.Copy !req
221. ( Announcer )
ride the world's most
terrifying roller coaster!Copy !req
222. ( Echoing )
the devastator!Copy !req
223. A heart-Stopping,
200 mile-Per-Hour,Copy !req
224. 15 story drops,
spine-CrackingCopy !req
225. 90 degree turn—
And the final plunge,Copy !req
226. 2 whole minutes
underwater!Copy !req
227. ( Echoing )
the devastator!Copy !req
228. It's soul shattering!Copy !req
229. Devastator!Copy !req
230. Devastator!Copy !req
231. Only at thrill world.Copy !req
232. And now here's
trey brackishCopy !req
233. With a special
news update.Copy !req
234. I'm standing here
at thrill world,Copy !req
235. Where this roller coaster
continues taking the livesCopy !req
236. Of innocent people.Copy !req
237. Earlier today, we spoke
with john oakfellowCopy !req
238. Of the red cross.Copy !req
239. Uh, we're doing what we can,Copy !req
240. But the casualties
continue to mount.Copy !req
241. We're losing people
to heart failure,Copy !req
242. Uh, spinal injuries,Copy !req
243. Even drowning.Copy !req
244. It's been a real
soul-Shattering experience.Copy !req
245. Indeed. The question
on everyone's lips is:Copy !req
246. Why? How could this
be happening?Copy !req
247. Recent victims include
local favorites,Copy !req
248. The hutchinson brothers.Copy !req
249. My brother is dead.Copy !req
250. He broke his neck
and then he drowned.Copy !req
251. W-Why? I mean,Copy !req
252. One minute we're
laughing and the next
minute, he's dead.Copy !req
253. Why would god
let this happen?Copy !req
254. As the body count grows,Copy !req
255. Locals took
extreme measures.Copy !req
256. I don't get it. I mean,
how are you supposed
to protect yourselfCopy !req
257. From this kind of thing?Copy !req
258. Listen, we're getting
out of here, first
thing in the morning.Copy !req
259. I'm afraid for my wife,Copy !req
260. I'm afraid for my kids,Copy !req
261. And, for god's sake,
i'm afraid for me.Copy !req
262. I ain't leavin' !Copy !req
263. Some people think i'm crazy,Copy !req
264. But i lived here all my life,
and i ain't afraid of
no roll-Y coaster!Copy !req
265. Troubled times.Copy !req
266. It's been hard for some people
to maintain their spirits.Copy !req
267. We'll be back after this
word from our sponsor.Copy !req
268. ( T.V. Announcer )
quite possibly the worst
hurricane to strike the area—Copy !req
269. Oh, the humanity!Copy !req
270. Why would god
let this happen?Copy !req
271. ( Announcer )
have you had enough
of bad news?Copy !req
272. Well, keep your spirits up
with a visit to thrill world,Copy !req
273. And feel the rush
of the devastator!Copy !req
274. I ain't afraid of
no roll-Y coaster!Copy !req
275. Thrill world. Open everyday
from 9:00 a.M. To midnight.Copy !req
276. Trey brackish, again.Copy !req
277. I'm with dr. Peter langer,Copy !req
278. Of the army corps
of engineers.Copy !req
279. Peter, what can the public
do to avoid the devastation?Copy !req
280. Well, there's really
nothing you can do.Copy !req
281. We're handling it.Copy !req
282. Uh, we just hope that it will
let up soon after midnight,Copy !req
283. As it has done for
the past 96 days.Copy !req
284. And i'm asking
the communityCopy !req
285. To pray with me
that it doesn't start
up again tomorrow,Copy !req
286. Shortly after 9:00 a.M.Copy !req
287. Words to live by.Copy !req
288. We leave you now with
a look back at today's
tragic events,Copy !req
289. Accompanied by
livingston brewster's
song for the victims,Copy !req
290. Thanks for the ride.Copy !req
291. Thank you for
the ride, man.Copy !req
292. No problem.Copy !req
293. I appreciate it.Copy !req
294. So, a lot of heavy stuff's
been happening.Copy !req
295. Uh-Huh.Copy !req
296. I mean to me.
A lot of heavy stuff's
been happening to me.Copy !req
297. Uh-Huh.Copy !req
298. Yeah, i, uh, went
to the doctor's...Copy !req
299. Um...Copy !req
300. Got my tests back.Copy !req
301. Got my results.
Yeah?Copy !req
302. Yeah, they think, um...Copy !req
303. They think i have some
pretty serious, um...Copy !req
304. Health problems— Oh,
you gotta take this
right, up here, buddy.Copy !req
305. By the rose bush?Copy !req
306. Yeah, just up there. Yeah.Copy !req
307. Ok.Copy !req
308. So, uh, so
what are you?Copy !req
309. Are you sick or somethin' ?
Hard right, buddy. C'mon.Copy !req
310. I'm sorry.Copy !req
311. Oh, they think i have
fucking cancer!Copy !req
312. Oh, fuck!
God damn it,
i can't believe it!Copy !req
313. Well, you know,
hopefully it
can be treated.Copy !req
314. No, no. It's just
my turn signal's
broken again.Copy !req
315. Damn it, i just
had that damn
thing fixed.Copy !req
316. Oh.Copy !req
317. But, uh, no,Copy !req
318. Fuck, god damn it,
i can't believe it
about your cancer, too.Copy !req
319. It just sucks,
you know?Copy !req
320. Makes you wonder
what life's all
about, you know?Copy !req
321. I know.Copy !req
322. I mean,
where're we headed?Copy !req
323. I know.Copy !req
324. Well, where are we
headed? C'mon, i'm
lost here, man!Copy !req
325. All right.Copy !req
326. Sorry i jumped
on you.Copy !req
327. I'm just— I'm
under a lot of
pressure right now.Copy !req
328. My wife is all over
my ass to bring homeCopy !req
329. This magazine i keep
leaving at work.Copy !req
330. Now this turn
signal thing.Copy !req
331. That's going to be
a whole electrical
problem, and, uh,Copy !req
332. Just found out
my best friend
has cancer.Copy !req
333. Aw, hey, man, you know
hopefully we'll get through
this thing together.Copy !req
334. It just sucks
for the poor guy.Copy !req
335. Now you've
got it, too...Copy !req
336. So, uh, how long
they give you?Copy !req
337. They said it could be
as soon as a couple
of months.Copy !req
338. Hey, all right!
What?Copy !req
339. We're here!Copy !req
340. Hey, all right!Copy !req
341. Oh, my god!
( Truck horn honking )Copy !req
342. ( Announcer )
what did we learn
from our friends,Copy !req
343. Barton and berton, here?Copy !req
344. never share
sad information
with the driver.Copy !req
345. 2: when having an accident,
try to avoid comical business.Copy !req
346. Rather, press on the brake
to stop the automobile.Copy !req
347. And 3: remember...Copy !req
348. Driving is serious business.Copy !req
349. That was driven
to distraction,Copy !req
350. A classic drivers' ed. Film.Copy !req
351. And now, the moment
we've all been waiting for,Copy !req
352. Uh, this is very exciting,
this next filmCopy !req
353. Was discovered on
an archaeological dig,
near stonehenge,Copy !req
354. It is the world's oldest
educational film,Copy !req
355. And it is called
the limits of science.Copy !req
356. Enjoy it.Copy !req
357. Year ago, life was hard,Copy !req
358. But in today's
fast-Paced world,Copy !req
359. We sometimes have
to stop and think.Copy !req
360. How did we get all the
things that we haveCopy !req
361. That make life so easy?Copy !req
362. The wheelbarrow...Copy !req
363. The donkey...Copy !req
364. The food we eat.Copy !req
365. It's all thanks to science.Copy !req
366. Questions, questions,
questions.Copy !req
367. Modern minds can
come up with 3 questions.Copy !req
368. Peasant pete is full up,Copy !req
369. And he heads down
to the kingdom's
modern science lab,Copy !req
370. And asks a real scientist.Copy !req
371. Pete wants to know,Copy !req
372. What's up in the sky at night
that makes it so dark?Copy !req
373. The scientist gets help
from the wizard.Copy !req
374. Some think that the earth
is surrounded by dark clothCopy !req
375. With pinholes in it,
through which the light
of heaven shines.Copy !req
376. Others argue that nighttime
is when the sunCopy !req
377. Sleeps behind
the earth's back,Copy !req
378. And that the stars
are the sun's children.Copy !req
379. Science will never
know the truth,Copy !req
380. But what about the
arena of medicine?Copy !req
381. "Do i really need
these leeches?", asks pete.Copy !req
382. "Of course you do,"
the scientist says.Copy !req
383. "Leeches suck out the
sick inside of you that
witches put there."Copy !req
384. "So rubbing a hunchback's
hunch won't do the trick?"Copy !req
385. "Ha, ha! No,Copy !req
386. But it might make the
hunchback feel better."Copy !req
387. Science marches on.Copy !req
388. Pete has one more question.Copy !req
389. "How does a scientist
know what's true?"Copy !req
390. "Well, all facts
begin as dreamsCopy !req
391. "Dreamt by a wizard.Copy !req
392. "If the wizard crosses the
path of a scorned widow,Copy !req
393. "Then he shares it at
the town council.Copy !req
394. "Now it is a hypothesis,Copy !req
395. "And it's time
to drown the wizard.Copy !req
396. "If he floats, he
is an evil wizardCopy !req
397. "And must be burned alive.Copy !req
398. "If he drowns, then
the hypothesis is true!Copy !req
399. "The king is told and
he consults with his
menagerie of birds.Copy !req
400. "If the king is satisfied,Copy !req
401. "Then it becomes
an old wives' tale,Copy !req
402. "And science is
once more advanced.Copy !req
403. "Life is improved again,
and mothers, like this one,Copy !req
404. "Will lose only
half their children,
instead of most."Copy !req
405. "Hurrah for science!"
Says peasant pete.Copy !req
406. And hurrah for the king,Copy !req
407. Who removes pete's
right footCopy !req
408. As tax to pay the wizardCopy !req
409. For the science he
has given us all.Copy !req
410. And hurrah for
the wheelbarrow,Copy !req
411. The ultimate and final
greatest achievement
of mankindCopy !req
412. That all people love,
from children of 3,Copy !req
413. To old men of 35.Copy !req
414. ( Announcer )
another in the seriesCopy !req
415. Of wonderful
modern science films,Copy !req
416. Brought to you
by smithy's barrows,Copy !req
417. Maker of barrows
for over 200 harvests.Copy !req
418. Now with wheels.Copy !req
419. ( Kimberly )
mmm-Mmm-Mmm.Copy !req
420. They are showing this
movie to children.Copy !req
421. They're calling it
an educational film.Copy !req
422. What are they
teaching, here?Copy !req
423. About wizards,
and about witches...Copy !req
424. Where are the
films that teach
about our lord?Copy !req
425. Kimberly?Copy !req
426. ( Both )
♪ darken every doorCopy !req
427. ( Both )
hail, satan!Copy !req
428. Kimberly, what a show
we've got today.
Are you excited?Copy !req
429. I am. I feel him.Copy !req
430. I got the devil
in my feet— Oh!Copy !req
431. Get me an exorcist!
Look at 'em!Copy !req
432. Send that exorcist away,
because i got 'em, too,Copy !req
433. And it feels too good
to cut it out!Copy !req
434. ( Both )
hail, satan.Copy !req
435. Our first guestCopy !req
436. Is part of the
h.S.N. Family.Copy !req
437. Right, let's get
him out here...Copy !req
438. ( Both )
moncrieff lanier!Copy !req
439. Oh!Copy !req
440. Hello, kimberly!Copy !req
441. You look beautiful!Copy !req
442. To hell with
both of you.Copy !req
443. To hell with you.Copy !req
444. Oh, and kimberly,Copy !req
445. Don't you look
beautiful tonight.Copy !req
446. You are just the
mother of all whores.Copy !req
447. Oh.Copy !req
448. She is. She is a real
daughter of mammon,
isn't she?Copy !req
449. Well, flattery will
get you everywhere.Copy !req
450. Oh.Copy !req
451. We have good times.Copy !req
452. We do. The 3 of us.Copy !req
453. Now, moncrieff,Copy !req
454. You brought a special
friend with you today,
didn't you?Copy !req
455. Well, now,
kimberly, i surely did.Copy !req
456. He's a young
fellow, he's a real
trooper, this one.Copy !req
457. His name is kevin,Copy !req
458. And i'd surely like
to bring him out here.Copy !req
459. Kevin, if you would
come out here now,
i'd love it.Copy !req
460. Give him a round,
folks.Copy !req
461. It's hard for
him to come out.Copy !req
462. Here he comes. Oh,
the wait was worth it.Copy !req
463. And there he is.Copy !req
464. Hello there, kevin.Copy !req
465. Now, kevin,
will you tell
these peopleCopy !req
466. Why are you in
that wheelchair?
What put you there?Copy !req
467. Um...Copy !req
468. 'Cause i don'tCopy !req
469. Want to stand up.Copy !req
470. Don't want to stand—Copy !req
471. You don't want to do
anything, do you?Copy !req
472. No, sir.Copy !req
473. Now, kevin,
you went and saw
a doctor, didn't you?Copy !req
474. Yes, sir.Copy !req
475. And what did
the doctor say?Copy !req
476. He said...Copy !req
477. I was...Copy !req
478. Lazy.Copy !req
479. Kevin is lazy,
folks.Copy !req
480. He doesn't want
to do anything.Copy !req
481. Now, we all know
that idle hands are
the devil's playground.Copy !req
482. And kevin is
a shining exampleCopy !req
483. Of the beautiful
sin of sloth.Copy !req
484. That's right! And
a slothful childCopy !req
485. Shall lead them!Copy !req
486. There's bobby c.
With the scripture.Copy !req
487. Now, kevin,
you manage to...Copy !req
488. You manage to
do some things,
don't you?Copy !req
489. Kevin, we're having
a t.V. Show.Copy !req
490. Now, kevin, you manage
to do some things,
don't you?Copy !req
491. Yes, i sleep,Copy !req
492. I eat,Copy !req
493. I take a bath,Copy !req
494. I watch
pornographies.Copy !req
495. He loves
his porno.Copy !req
496. Oh, sure.Copy !req
497. Kevin...Copy !req
498. Kevin, you sweet boy,
can you hear me?Copy !req
499. He can
hear fine.Copy !req
500. Oh, he can?
I'm sorry.Copy !req
501. Kevin...Copy !req
502. I'm gonna make
your dreamCopy !req
503. Of slothfulness
and greedCopy !req
504. Come alive!Copy !req
505. Kevin, i'm gonna
build you a house!Copy !req
506. I'm gonna call it
the devil's house!Copy !req
507. It's gonna be filled
with the softest pillows!Copy !req
508. It's gonna have
elevators,Copy !req
509. Escalators,
1,000 t.V.S!Copy !req
510. Kevin, there's gonna
be a bathroom right
in your bed,Copy !req
511. So you don't have
to get up and go to
the bathroom at all!Copy !req
512. Hail, satan!Copy !req
513. Hail satan!
Hail satan!Copy !req
514. Bobby c. !Copy !req
515. Uh, kevin
wants to say
something.Copy !req
516. Kevin wants
to say...Copy !req
517. I also want peopleCopy !req
518. To performCopy !req
519. Beastialities for me.Copy !req
520. ( All )
oh!Copy !req
521. Oh, and so it
shall be, sweet kevin.Copy !req
522. Oh, and so
it shall be.Copy !req
523. And if bobby says
it shall be so,Copy !req
524. So it shall be.Copy !req
525. This is a song now,Copy !req
526. For kevin,
bobby c.,Copy !req
527. Kimberly,
and the wholeCopy !req
528. H.S.N. Family.Copy !req
529. ( All )
♪ my soulCopy !req
530. ( All )
♪ burns for youCopy !req
531. Hey, little girl,Copy !req
532. Beware of satanists.Copy !req
533. They'll try
to kidnap you,Copy !req
534. And maybe even
kill you.Copy !req
535. You're obviously
misinformed.Copy !req
536. Why teach the child
slanderous myths?Copy !req
537. ( Whispering )
satanists perform
rituals with lots of blood,Copy !req
538. And animal
sacrifices, too!Copy !req
539. That's simply not true.Copy !req
540. We don't perform
any rituals
involving animals,Copy !req
541. Unless you count
fishing,Copy !req
542. Which we don't.Copy !req
543. Back to the water
for you, mr. Gills!Copy !req
544. Satanists will
ask you for all
your money.Copy !req
545. And you won't?Copy !req
546. They want to
enslave decent people.Copy !req
547. We must destroy
them and their kind!Copy !req
548. Now, that's religious
persecution,Copy !req
549. And that's against
the law!Copy !req
550. So long,
hatemonger!Copy !req
551. Remember,
little girl,Copy !req
552. Everyone's entitled
to their beliefs.Copy !req
553. Closed captions provided by
softitlerCopy !req