1. hey, pop a wheelie,
it's bob and david!Copy !req
2. Yeah.
All right.Copy !req
3. Hey, david.Copy !req
4. Hey, uh...Copy !req
5. Hey, bob, what's with
The running stuff?Copy !req
6. Oh, it's nothing.Copy !req
7. It's just part of my
Charity work, no big deal.Copy !req
8. Oh. Um, well,
Tonight's show,Copy !req
9. We're going to feature
A new wig, and it's styled by—Copy !req
10. All right, all right,
I'll talk about it.Copy !req
11. Folks, i'm gonna be
Running throughout
The entire show tonight,Copy !req
12. 'Cause you all
Caught meCopy !req
13. In the middle of my
Annual 10-day runCopy !req
14. For people with
Full-blown entitilitus.Copy !req
15. Anyway, tonight's wig is
Styled by the house of—Copy !req
16. It's a lot of work
To do, yeah, i know,Copy !req
17. But that's the
Kind of guy i am.Copy !req
18. I'm very selfless,
I'm very giving, uh...Copy !req
19. It's just something i—
Come on!Copy !req
20. No, that's not
Why i'm doing this!Copy !req
21. Come on,
You can clap!Copy !req
22. No, that's not—Copy !req
23. That is not why
I'm doing this.Copy !req
24. Hey, i'm good, too,
Though, you know.Copy !req
25. I'm good also,
I mean,Copy !req
26. What you're doing
Is sort of like...Copy !req
27. A lot like my work
With david's kids.Copy !req
28. Oh.
You know, each year...Copy !req
29. Each year, i raise
Money for 'em just
To keep 'em going.Copy !req
30. David, it's not
The same thing.Copy !req
31. Those kids are your
Illegitimate children.Copy !req
32. You have to
Support them.Copy !req
33. I hate to bring up
Another good thing that
I do, but i will.Copy !req
34. In fact, i think i have
To get to it right now.Copy !req
35. My "wheels to meals"
Program.Copy !req
36. "Wheels to meals" ?Copy !req
37. That's right, david.Copy !req
38. I deliver elderly
People to food.Copy !req
39. How ya doing,
Old-timer?Copy !req
40. It's good for
The old people,Copy !req
41. And it's good
For the food.Copy !req
42. You know what?Copy !req
43. That's actually, uh—
That's actually very similarCopy !req
44. To my work with
David's girls.Copy !req
45. Ah.Copy !req
46. David, hardly,
Hardly.Copy !req
47. Paying models to
Wear paper clothesCopy !req
48. And have pillow fights
Is not charity work.Copy !req
49. Oh, i know.Copy !req
50. Then that's like
My work with david.Copy !req
51. That's my boy—
Me!Copy !req
52. Hey, tiger!Copy !req
53. How ya doing?Copy !req
54. No, david, no.Copy !req
55. No, that's not charity
Either, david.Copy !req
56. Charity is when you
Do something for peopleCopy !req
57. While other people
Are watching.Copy !req
58. And while i'm
On the subject...Copy !req
59. Have we got
These cameras on?Copy !req
60. Which one?
Oh, right here, great.Copy !req
61. I've got a phone call
I have to make.Copy !req
62. Well, whoa. Who
Are you calling?Copy !req
63. Oh, it's nothing.Copy !req
64. Just a friend of mine.Copy !req
65. Gary. He's blind.Copy !req
66. I like to call him and
Read him a comic strip.Copy !req
67. I figure it
Brightens his day.Copy !req
68. He's, ah,
Blind from birth.Copy !req
69. Aw!
Tsss!Copy !req
70. Hey, gary!
Hey, man,
How ya doing?Copy !req
71. I got a great
"Calvin" today, buddy.
You're gonna—Copy !req
72. Yeah, ok, bob,
Let's do this.Copy !req
73. He's really
Excited.Copy !req
74. Ok, in the
First panel,Copy !req
75. Calvin's in church,Copy !req
76. And church is
Kinda weird,Copy !req
77. But it's funny,
Man, it's funny.Copy !req
78. I wish i could
Describe it to you—Copy !req
79. Nancy, could
You get meCopy !req
80. All invoices for
Jaker and rubbs?Copy !req
81. Sorry, gary,
What was that?Copy !req
82. Don't worry about it,
Bob. Read the thing.Copy !req
83. Oh, ok.Copy !req
84. Ok, now, in
The 2nd panel,Copy !req
85. Calvin's in hell, and
It's totally scary,Copy !req
86. But it's kinda
Funny, it's...Copy !req
87. God, i wish you could
See it! I mean...Copy !req
88. I can't really
Describe it,Copy !req
89. But it's got, like,
Faces on the flames,Copy !req
90. ( Laughing )
Oh, that's great,
Bob. Very funny.Copy !req
91. Thanks, thanks a lot.
You're a good man,Copy !req
92. And, uh, you
Brighten my day.Copy !req
93. And on behalf of
Blind people everywhere,Copy !req
94. Thank you. Ok,
Really got to run.
Bye-bye now.Copy !req
95. Ok, but there's
A 3rd panel, gary.Copy !req
96. Bob? I don't
Spend my dayCopy !req
97. Fuckin' around on
A television show.Copy !req
98. I have a
Company to run.Copy !req
99. Mr. Haberson,
A mr. Phil leshkin called.Copy !req
100. He wants to read you
The racing form.Copy !req
101. And a mr. Genetto
Called.Copy !req
102. He wants to read you
The back of a cereal box,Copy !req
103. In case you're
Having breakfast.Copy !req
104. All right.Copy !req
105. Phew.Copy !req
106. You know, like many
People with disabilities,Copy !req
107. I lead a full,
Active life.Copy !req
108. But every now and then,
I like to take a few minutesCopy !req
109. To let a non-handicapped
Person "help me."Copy !req
110. It could be
Something as smallCopy !req
111. As letting them
Read the paper,Copy !req
112. Or as big as a
Weekend at the zoo.Copy !req
113. It gives a sense
Of purposeCopy !req
114. To their otherwise
Meaningless existence.Copy !req
115. this is especially
true in hollywood,Copy !req
116. where celebrities are
grossly rewardedCopy !req
117. for insignificant
achievements,Copy !req
118. and lead empty,
trivial lives.Copy !req
119. for years, handicapped
people have donated their timeCopy !req
120. to give just a
little bit of meaningCopy !req
121. to these otherwise sad
and hollow individuals.Copy !req
122. from big-time telethons
to small, anonymous gestures,Copy !req
123. handicapped people
are there for you.Copy !req
124. Thank you.Copy !req
125. You're welcome.Copy !req
126. Linda, don't
Leave me!Copy !req
127. Todd!Copy !req
128. Linda, don't do this
To me. I love you.Copy !req
129. I know, but
I want more.Copy !req
130. I want more,
Too.Copy !req
131. You know? I want
To be with you.Copy !req
132. To be with you,
And, you know...Copy !req
133. A team.Copy !req
134. You know,
You and me,
I mean...Copy !req
135. Ask her to
Marry you.Copy !req
136. What?Copy !req
137. Ask her to
Marry you!Copy !req
138. Come on,
Be a man!Copy !req
139. If you feel
It, say it.Copy !req
140. Yeah.Copy !req
141. Linda...Copy !req
142. Will you
Marry me?Copy !req
143. Oh.Copy !req
144. Aw.Copy !req
145. That's nice.Copy !req
146. I'm sorry.
No, i can't.Copy !req
147. Is it something
I did? I mean...Copy !req
148. Oh, he said, uh...Copy !req
149. He said, "ask her if you can
Still go out occasionally."Copy !req
150. Can we still go
Out occasionally?Copy !req
151. No, sorry.Copy !req
152. Jesus.Copy !req
153. Hit her.Copy !req
154. Hit her!Copy !req
155. He said,
"Give her kung fu."Copy !req
156. Yeah, be a man!Copy !req
157. ( Chanting )
Hit her! Hit her!Copy !req
158. Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up!Copy !req
159. Oh, todd!
I'm sorry, linda!Copy !req
160. Aw!Copy !req
161. Oh!Copy !req
162. Kiss her.Copy !req
163. Slip her
The tongue.Copy !req
164. Grab
Her ass.Copy !req
165. What are you—
Stop it!Copy !req
166. What's wrong
With you?Copy !req
167. First you ask me
To marry you, then
You ask me out,Copy !req
168. And then you try
To grope me?Copy !req
169. You need help!Copy !req
170. Punch the wall.Copy !req
171. I'm gonna punch you.Copy !req
172. You better not,
Buster brown.Copy !req
173. Hello, i'm dr. Sammy,Copy !req
174. Beverly hills
Psycho-actualist,
And author of the bookCopy !req
175. old lady, biker,
gay guy, japanese man—Copy !req
176. the 4 voices within.Copy !req
177. You see,
Inside each of usCopy !req
178. Are 4 distinct
Drives or voices.Copy !req
179. Our old lady is
Our shortsighted,Copy !req
180. Impatient,
Doddering old fool,Copy !req
181. Prone to violence and
Rash decision-making.Copy !req
182. Our biker backs her up
Every step of the way.Copy !req
183. Our gay guy takes
It personal and
Makes it personal,Copy !req
184. With the...
With the velveteen
Touch of a dandy fop.Copy !req
185. And, lastly, our
Japanese man utters
Nonsensical adviceCopy !req
186. Which only our biker
Can translate...Copy !req
187. And transcend.Copy !req
188. My program is designed
To wrangle these 4.Copy !req
189. I'll be at the
Holiday center spotCopy !req
190. In nashanua,
New hampshire,
In room 39 all weekend.Copy !req
191. Hello, i'm
Dr. Randy terry,Copy !req
192. Author of
the 5 voices.Copy !req
193. Inside each of us
Is an old lady,Copy !req
194. A gay guy, a biker
And a japanese man,Copy !req
195. All under the sway
Of the 5th,
Dominant voice—Copy !req
196. The false
Doctor voice.Copy !req
197. This voice will be
At the holiday inn spotCopy !req
198. In nashua,
New hampshire,
In room 39 all weekend.Copy !req
199. Do not visit him.Copy !req
200. Oh, hello.Copy !req
201. I see you've met
Voice 4 and a half—Copy !req
202. "Dr. Jealousy."Copy !req
203. This is the voice
That tries to
Undermine my system.Copy !req
204. Ignore it.Copy !req
205. Fuck you!Copy !req
206. Oh... Brilliant
Retort, a-hole.Copy !req
207. Ok, now we'll see who
Exists in whose mind.Copy !req
208. Biker,
Beat him up!Copy !req
209. Old lady, stop the
Biker and fight
The false doctor!Copy !req
210. Japanese man,
Get in there,
Kung fu him!Copy !req
211. ( Announcer )
tonight, in your head,Copy !req
212. the ultimate cage match—Copy !req
213. gay guy, old woman,
biker and japanese man,Copy !req
214. and not one,
but two doctors!Copy !req
215. 6 voices fight
until there's only
one left,Copy !req
216. only one left,
only one left!Copy !req
217. only one left,
only one left.Copy !req
218. ( Woman )
Only one left.Copy !req
219. What?Copy !req
220. Only one left.Copy !req
221. Please, just pick
One more doughnut.Copy !req
222. Ok.Copy !req
223. My head is
Pounding, all right?Copy !req
224. It's like i'm
Hearing voices.Copy !req
225. What'll it be, sir?Copy !req
226. Ok, for my last
Doughnut choice,Copy !req
227. I would like
To have a...Copy !req
228. I will have a...Copy !req
229. Single...Copy !req
230. Doughnut...Copy !req
231. Made...Copy !req
232. Out...Copy !req
233. Of...Copy !req
234. Jam.Copy !req
235. Jelly?Copy !req
236. Yeah, i already
Told you once.Copy !req
237. Keep the change.Copy !req
238. You want a
Doughnut?Copy !req
239. No, i don't eat
Doughnuts or hamburgersCopy !req
240. Or any other food that has
"Approval of the masses."Copy !req
241. Did you, uh, see
sanford and son
Last night?Copy !req
242. I don't watch
Television. I don't
Even own a television.Copy !req
243. Notice i didn't
Say "tv."Copy !req
244. "Tv" is a nickname,
And nicknames
Are for friends,Copy !req
245. And television is
No friend of mine.Copy !req
246. You wanna go
See a movie then?Copy !req
247. We could go see that
One about the coupon.Copy !req
248. I only go and see
Foreign films.Copy !req
249. You wanna listen
To some cds?Copy !req
250. Oh, please,
Compact discs blow.Copy !req
251. People were not meant
To hear music with
Such clarity.Copy !req
252. People need to hear snaps
And pops and that shit.Copy !req
253. What is that?Copy !req
254. This, my friend,Copy !req
255. Is the only modern piece
Of equipment i will touch.Copy !req
256. Is it a cd player?Copy !req
257. No, i just—
It's a mini-victrola,Copy !req
258. And it allows me
To listen toCopy !req
259. The only decent music
Ever committed to vinyl.Copy !req
260. Vinyl?Copy !req
261. Yes-s-s.Copy !req
262. Is it a d.A.T.
Player?Copy !req
263. Jesus,
Just listen.Copy !req
264. Man, it's so pure,
It hurts.Copy !req
265. he was the most popular
entertainer of his time.Copy !req
266. Dickie crickets was the king
Of megaphone crooning,Copy !req
267. Or, as we called it back then,
"Megaphone crooning."Copy !req
268. this is before
rudy vallee,Copy !req
269. before maurice chevalier,Copy !req
270. and dickie was ahead
of everybody.Copy !req
271. 1923 was dickie's year,
though, boy.Copy !req
272. 3 songs,
all number 1.Copy !req
273. automobile, elevator,
And aeroplane.Copy !req
274. look, everything is
hunky-dory for dickie,Copy !req
275. Until kid jersey
Came along.Copy !req
276. Thank you.Copy !req
277. and he was polite.Copy !req
278. He would always say...Copy !req
279. "Thank you."Copy !req
280. he coined the term. People—Copy !req
281. Everybody's saying it now.Copy !req
282. Well, dickie
Hated him for that.Copy !req
283. And he hit back hard.Copy !req
284. people didn't want
to hear songs about thingsCopy !req
285. That hadn't even been
Invented yet.Copy !req
286. They wanted songs
About new inventions.Copy !req
287. But the scientists
Weren't coming upCopy !req
288. With the new inventions
Quickly enough.Copy !req
289. so 1929,Copy !req
290. dickie and the kid
decide to join forces.Copy !req
291. they crossed
the countryCopy !req
292. on the "monsters of
megaphone" tour.Copy !req
293. at every show,
they'd have to invent
something newCopy !req
294. before they could
sing about it.Copy !req
295. that was the rule.Copy !req
296. and a man from
the patent officeCopy !req
297. monitored the whole thing,
and people loved it.Copy !req
298. thank you.Copy !req
299. Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
300. thank you.Copy !req
301. well, it was all
downhill from there.Copy !req
302. People were all
Megaphoned out.Copy !req
303. Public's fickle, i guess.Copy !req
304. As for dickie and the kid,
I don't know where
They are now.Copy !req
305. Tisha!Copy !req
306. Tisha.Copy !req
307. Where's dickie
And the kid?Copy !req
308. Ah, forget it.Copy !req
309. They're lost in
Their own world.Copy !req
310. Why not?Copy !req
311. It was a golden
Time for them...Copy !req
312. And for american
Entertainment.Copy !req
313. You still
Got it, kid.Copy !req
314. Thank you.Copy !req
315. Those days
Are gone now.Copy !req
316. Nowadays,Copy !req
317. All you got are
These flashy,
Big-budget picturesCopy !req
318. That nobody
Goes to see.Copy !req
319. Nothin' but
A bunch of crap.Copy !req
320. Bunch of bullshit.Copy !req
321. Stupid—Copy !req
322. This is the biggest
Failure in
Movie history!Copy !req
323. coupon! The movie
Has made zero money.Copy !req
324. You people
Are responsible.Copy !req
325. I wanna know what
The hell happened!Copy !req
326. Look,
The reports showCopy !req
327. That's the most
Popular coupon
In the country.Copy !req
328. Everyone uses it.Copy !req
329. People love the coupon,
They should love the movie.Copy !req
330. Well, they don't!Copy !req
331. And what
I want to know is,Copy !req
332. Who green-lighted
This picture?Copy !req
333. Tom!
Didn't even glance at it.Copy !req
334. I thought i saw
It on your desk.Copy !req
335. No, i didn't
Green-light it.Copy !req
336. As i remember it,
I farmed this thing out,Copy !req
337. I was just
Shepherding it around.Copy !req
338. You know, david, didn't you
Nurse this at your teat
For a little while?Copy !req
339. David?
David?Copy !req
340. Well, you know,
I seem to recall
Giving it the go-ahead.Copy !req
341. Huh?Copy !req
342. The green light,
Not the movie.Copy !req
343. I gave a go-ahead
To the green light.Copy !req
344. I mean, this thing
Had a thumbs-upCopy !req
345. Way before
It got to me.Copy !req
346. It wasn't even my thumb.
It was a woman's thumb.Copy !req
347. Jill?
Jill?Copy !req
348. I... Vaguely recall
Giving it a thumbs-up,Copy !req
349. But that's not the same
As a green light, sir.Copy !req
350. Bob, you've been
Very quiet.Copy !req
351. Bob?
Bob?Copy !req
352. Bob?
Bob?Copy !req
353. Oh...Copy !req
354. Uh, well, uh,
What we've got hereCopy !req
355. Is a classic
Chinese telephone.Copy !req
356. Nothing against
The chinese.Copy !req
357. But, uh, i gave
This picture a very
Tentative "gangs away,"Copy !req
358. Which is an old term
From the '30sCopy !req
359. That means
"Cut loose."Copy !req
360. Paul?Copy !req
361. Paul?
Paul?Copy !req
362. No! I... Sir...Copy !req
363. All i gave this
Was the oldCopy !req
364. "1, 2, buckle my shoe,
3, 4, shut the door,Copy !req
365. "5, 6, the... Sticks..."Copy !req
366. Jay!Copy !req
367. Jay?
Jay?Copy !req
368. Now, people, sure,
I may have, you know...Copy !req
369. Slapped it up a bit,
You know,Copy !req
370. Sure, i might've
Done that.Copy !req
371. You're right!
You're right!Copy !req
372. But, guys, i'm
Going down here.Copy !req
373. And i swear, if i have
To go from being
Super-rich to rich,Copy !req
374. I swear,
I'll kill myself.Copy !req
375. And i'm not
Goin' down alone.Copy !req
376. You act like you're
The only one hereCopy !req
377. Who's been hurt
By this thing.Copy !req
378. You know, i wanted
To turn that movieCopy !req
379. Into an amusement
Park ride...Copy !req
380. So i could take my kids—
Samantha and joeyCopy !req
381. And little—
Little tyler on it for fun.Copy !req
382. But now i don't know
If i even want kids.Copy !req
383. I was gonna turn it into
A theme restaurant.Copy !req
384. What do i tell
My maid?Copy !req
385. What about me?Copy !req
386. I had planned for
This thing to be
A big blockbuster,Copy !req
387. So i could start
A trendy heroin habit.Copy !req
388. Well, now that's
Never gonna happen.Copy !req
389. ( Shouting )
No, no!Copy !req
390. I'll tell you
Who's responsible, sir—Copy !req
391. The american public,
And i know you're
Close with them,Copy !req
392. But they
Manipulated us.Copy !req
393. They tricked us
Into believingCopy !req
394. That this movie was
What they wanted to see,Copy !req
395. Pretending to
Like that coupon.Copy !req
396. Let me at 'em!Copy !req
397. ( Whimpering )
Ow! Ow!Copy !req
398. Where's your golden
Public now, sir?Copy !req
399. I'll tell you where.Copy !req
400. They're all laughin'--
Laughin' at you.Copy !req
401. Laughin' at the
Big, fat asshole.Copy !req
402. Thank you.Copy !req
403. Thank you all...Copy !req
404. For opening my
Big, fat asshole eyes.Copy !req
405. Look, don't cry.Copy !req
406. Don't cry,
Movie executives.Copy !req
407. It's not
Your fault.Copy !req
408. The american publicCopy !req
409. Have screwed
The movie industry over
For the last time.Copy !req
410. Oh, they'll see this movie.
You bet they will.Copy !req
411. How are you
Gonna make 'em?Copy !req
412. We'll sue the pants
Off of them.Copy !req
413. And then we'll
Sell them pants!Copy !req
414. Yes!Copy !req
415. ( Announcer )
Coupon! The movieCopy !req
416. v. The people
of the united states.Copy !req
417. Are you or are you not
A member of the public?Copy !req
418. Answer the question.Copy !req
419. ( Reporter )
all of america awaits their
turn on the witness stand.Copy !req
420. day 300, and we're
only on the "b's."Copy !req
421. Your honor,
We were cheated.Copy !req
422. No one saw
This movie.Copy !req
423. I'll bet you
Didn't even see it.Copy !req
424. Mr. Pastings, may i
Remind you that i am
Not on trial here...Copy !req
425. Until next week.Copy !req
426. Did you see
The movie or not?Copy !req
427. I'm sorry!Copy !req
428. It was dark!Copy !req
429. I didn't know.
Objection, your honor.Copy !req
430. Did you use
The coupon or not?Copy !req
431. You're a liar!Copy !req
432. Ah, shut up.Copy !req
433. Do you own
Tube socks or not?Copy !req
434. ( Sobbing )
It was a baby!Copy !req
435. ( Sobbing )
No, i'm not sorry.Copy !req
436. Broken gavel.Copy !req
437. You're out of order,
I'm out of order,Copy !req
438. This whole court's
Out of order!Copy !req
439. Ow, my eye!Copy !req
440. Ow!Copy !req
441. This court finds
In favor of...Copy !req
442. The plaintiff.Copy !req
443. I sentence each
And every person
In the united statesCopy !req
444. To one viewing of
coupon! The movie.Copy !req
445. And may god have
Mercy on your souls.Copy !req
446. Who wants to
Go friday?Copy !req
447. ( Announcer )
monolith pictures presents—Copy !req
448. in a world
filled with desire...Copy !req
449. where dreams seem
just out of reach...Copy !req
450. sometimes,
a chance meeting...Copy !req
451. can turn a stranger
into your best friend.Copy !req
452. Here you go,
Ma'am.Copy !req
453. "this is the movie
all of america must see."Copy !req
454. monolith pictures
presents...Copy !req
455. a famous
mortimer film...Copy !req
456. This'll save me
Some money.Copy !req
457. Coupon! The movie.Copy !req
458. when she's pushed
to the limit,Copy !req
459. she joins forces with
a ragtag group of kids...Copy !req
460. How 'bout you kids?
How's everything
At school?Copy !req
461. Fine.Copy !req
462. Scott, how
'Bout you?Copy !req
463. It was ok.Copy !req
464. and a man who was
bound to her by law.Copy !req
465. How 'bout you, honey?
How's work?Copy !req
466. You know, it's all right.
Same thing.Copy !req
467. together,
they hatch a planCopy !req
468. so crazy that it
just might work.Copy !req
469. Hey, kids, i'm gonna go
Shopping this weekend.Copy !req
470. You wanna come?Copy !req
471. Ok.Copy !req
472. Scott, what
About you?Copy !req
473. Ok.Copy !req
474. but sometimes,
even the best-laid plansCopy !req
475. can go awry.Copy !req
476. I'm taking the kids
Shopping later.Copy !req
477. Where to?Copy !req
478. Seberson's discount.Copy !req
479. Seberson's discount?Copy !req
480. Yeah, why?Copy !req
481. Well, they close
In an hour.Copy !req
482. I'd better get going.Copy !req
483. No, beth.Copy !req
484. Stay. Finish
Your sandwich.Copy !req
485. and a race
against time...Copy !req
486. ( Mother )
Buckle up, kids.Copy !req
487. becomes a voyage
of discovery.Copy !req
488. Hey, mom,
Look what i can do.Copy !req
489. That's nice, honey.Copy !req
490. and you'll never believe
the surprise ending...Copy !req
491. Dead.Copy !req
492. All dead.Copy !req
493. where this happens.Copy !req
494. Honey.Copy !req
495. Guess what?Copy !req
496. What?Copy !req
497. I got you some socks.Copy !req
498. come see the movie
that the attorney general
is callingCopy !req
499. "a required romp,"Copy !req
500. and the director
of the fbi calledCopy !req
501. "warm... And mandatory."Copy !req
502. We saw
coupon! The movie.Copy !req
503. The woman totally
Used a couponCopy !req
504. To buy some socks!Copy !req
505. Yeah, and it
Was a movie!Copy !req
506. Coupon! The movie.Copy !req
507. see it once,
and you're free to go.Copy !req
508. I got it
Over with!Copy !req
509. I saw the shit
Out of it!Copy !req
510. and coming soon
to all amusement parks...Copy !req
511. Coupon! The movie,Copy !req
512. the ride.Copy !req
513. you'll get wetter
than you've ever
been in your life.Copy !req
514. Wow!Copy !req
515. I'm wetter than
I've ever been,Copy !req
516. And i'm
From canada!Copy !req
517. and coming
next summer...Copy !req
518. Mr. Show— the credits.Copy !req
519. They're great!Copy !req
520. You totally know
Who did the show!Copy !req
521. The whole cast
Is in 'em!Copy !req
522. We met
At the credits.Copy !req
523. And now
We're married!Copy !req
524. Credits!Copy !req
525. I totally believe
In dragons now!Copy !req
526. Hi, my name is gem,
And i'm from cleveland!Copy !req
527. Did you guys, uh...Copy !req
528. See those guys
That i was with?Copy !req
529. They were, like—
They were like me.Copy !req
530. We were all yellin' ?Copy !req
531. The one—the one guy
Was like that?Copy !req
532. Now is not the time.Copy !req
533. Did anybody see that
Guy that was, um...Copy !req
534. Lookin' for me
From before?Copy !req
535. He was, like,
About my height,Copy !req
536. And a little
Longer hair?Copy !req
537. We were, like, in a group—
A whole group of people?Copy !req
538. 'Cause he's my ride.Copy !req
539. And, um...Copy !req
540. Has anybody—Copy !req
541. No way, dude!Copy !req
542. I totally thought
You were gone!Copy !req
543. i thought you
totally bailed!Copy !req