1. is brought to you
by the g.V. Corporation.Copy !req
2. hey, ladies,
get a load of this!Copy !req
3. it's bob and david!Copy !req
4. Thank you!Copy !req
5. Hey, thanks
For coming out!Copy !req
6. Welcome to mr. Show,
I'm bob odenkirk.Copy !req
7. And I'm
David cross.Copy !req
8. And we thank you.Copy !req
9. We have a great
Show for you tonight,Copy !req
10. That's right, bob.
Now, as you know,Copy !req
11. mr. Show is now
A publicly owned company,Copy !req
12. And many of you
Are shareholders.Copy !req
13. Yeah, so let's take
Some questionsCopy !req
14. From our
Shareholders—Copy !req
15. Our bosses. Anybody?
There you go. Sir?Copy !req
16. Hello, my name
Is cal peltin,Copy !req
17. And I am a
Shareholder.Copy !req
18. I have a question
For the gentlemanCopy !req
19. In the yellow hat.Copy !req
20. Uh, what about—Copy !req
21. What about these
Rumors of downsizing?Copy !req
22. Uh, david was fired
2 shows ago,Copy !req
23. And I will be fired
Soon after this joke.Copy !req
24. Downsizing.Copy !req
25. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
26. I'm barb shot,
Cleveland stockholder.Copy !req
27. I see that we
Have exceededCopy !req
28. The fda allotmentCopy !req
29. For allowable
Insect parts,Copy !req
30. Larvae and workers'
Hairs in your jokes.Copy !req
31. Is this a potential
Scandal?Copy !req
32. No, barb. Uh, we're
Not 100 percent.Copy !req
33. I mean,
Nobody can be.Copy !req
34. If you're going to
Write a comedy scene,Copy !req
35. Thank you
Very much.Copy !req
36. Yes, sir.Copy !req
37. I have a question.
Sure.Copy !req
38. Why does mr. Show
Continue to illegallyCopy !req
39. In north america.Copy !req
40. Ok, getting the signal.
Ok, question time is over.Copy !req
41. Wait, what about
Your writers?Copy !req
42. Who writes
The show?Copy !req
43. Thank you.
Sir, please.Copy !req
44. Sir, our lawyersCopy !req
45. Would be more than
Happy to talk to you.Copy !req
46. And now,
On with the show!Copy !req
47. So space dog...Copy !req
48. What are you
Hiding?Copy !req
49. What's behind
That door?Copy !req
50. Sir, you can't
Go back there.Copy !req
51. Oh, I can't?
You just watch me!Copy !req
52. Sir! Sir!
Stop him!Copy !req
53. Sir!
Stop him!Copy !req
54. Security!Copy !req
55. I wasn't sure
what I was looking for,Copy !req
56. and I wasn't prepared
for what I would find.Copy !req
57. hidden from view
in this dank,Copy !req
58. squalid back room,Copy !req
59. was an army
of children,Copy !req
60. sitting in their
own filth...Copy !req
61. writing comedy.Copy !req
62. What's going on?
Get out of here!Copy !req
63. it smelled like
poo-poo and pee-pee,Copy !req
64. and as I was thrown out,
I noticed, in the corner,Copy !req
65. a frail waif
with a tear...Copy !req
66. in his eye.Copy !req
67. Tough world,
Tough story.Copy !req
68. And he was sold
At an auctionCopy !req
69. By his family
In beverly hills.Copy !req
70. He makes 18 cents
A week,Copy !req
71. And his shoes are made
Of old milk cartons.Copy !req
72. John, why do
They do it?Copy !req
73. Well, milk cartons
Are porous,Copy !req
74. And they allow your
Feet to breathe.Copy !req
75. My pleasure, tom.
Better luck next time.Copy !req
76. When we return,
Those sexy deaf people—Copy !req
77. They're hip,
They're hot—Copy !req
78. Jesus h. Christ,
Just let it go.Copy !req
79. We'll be right
Back after this.Copy !req
80. of unparalleled skill
on tv and radio.Copy !req
81. now, worldwide billiards
champion, van hammersly,Copy !req
82. presents a series
of videotapesCopy !req
83. designed to teach
as well as entertain.Copy !req
84. with his first tape,
I oughta be in pictures,Copy !req
85. van hammersly showcases his
incredible talent and passionCopy !req
86. for the golden age
of film.Copy !req
87. A lot of people want
To go to hollywood,Copy !req
88. See the stars they've seen
For lo, these many years.Copy !req
89. Why not take a
Trip on your ownCopy !req
90. Billiards table?Copy !req
91. Just pick out a few balls,
And say hello to the stars.Copy !req
92. Oh, look who we have
Here— marilyn monroe,Copy !req
93. Star of
the seven year itch.Copy !req
94. Next to her,
Humphrey bogart—Copy !req
95. "Judy, judy, judy."Copy !req
96. And next to him,
The 3 crack-ups—Copy !req
97. Moe, larry and curly.Copy !req
98. Stop it, gentlemen,Copy !req
99. You're going to screw
Everything up.Copy !req
100. All right, it's 1952,
And we're on a back lot.Copy !req
101. It's time for
The awards—Copy !req
102. The hollywood awards!Copy !req
103. First of all, marilyn monroe,
Nice to have you.Copy !req
104. Humphrey bogart,
"Judy, judy, judy!"Copy !req
105. Next to him, moe,Copy !req
106. Larry...Copy !req
107. And curly.
The 3 stooges!Copy !req
108. Get on down
There boys!Copy !req
109. as van recounts the running
of the 1974 kentucky derbyCopy !req
110. the only way
he knows how—Copy !req
111. with a pool table!Copy !req
112. It's 1974, march 15,Copy !req
113. And horseracing historyCopy !req
114. Is about to be made.Copy !req
115. A hot, muggy day—Copy !req
116. All the horses
Are at their gates.Copy !req
117. Let's run the race,
Shall we?Copy !req
118. First of all,
"Mr. Fast horse"Copy !req
119. Comes down his gate
Real slow-like.Copy !req
120. Not like his
Name at all.Copy !req
121. "Papa's delicate condition"
And "krystallnacht"Copy !req
122. Almost trip
Over each other.Copy !req
123. Gets your bets in, gentlemen,
Because "batman, the horse,"Copy !req
124. Isn't waitin' around
For anybody.Copy !req
125. "Nice n' sticky" says,
"What about me, boys?"Copy !req
126. Next up, "stinkfinger."Copy !req
127. Next to her, "if mandy
Patankin was a horse" comes in.Copy !req
128. Bringin' up the rear,
"Ol' felcher" !Copy !req
129. And that's how
The race was won!Copy !req
130. tape number 3,
All aboard,Copy !req
131. teaches you the history
of mass transportation.Copy !req
132. 37 people diedCopy !req
133. In a massive triple
Decker bus accidentCopy !req
134. In london, britain,
New hampton, wales.Copy !req
135. and if you order
right away,Copy !req
136. you'll receive
Your g.E.D.Copy !req
137. simply viewing
this tapeCopy !req
138. qualifies you for
a high-school diploma.Copy !req
139. van teaches you
mathematics.Copy !req
140. You simply subdivide
Each part by its cosine.Copy !req
141. science.Copy !req
142. Bam bam...Copy !req
143. And that's why
We have nitrogen.Copy !req
144. american history.Copy !req
145. And that's when
Lincoln said,Copy !req
146. "Don't dis my homies!"Copy !req
147. you'll receive
one tape every year.Copy !req
148. your library will grow,Copy !req
149. as will your knowledge
of such diverse topics asCopy !req
150. renaissance painting,
oceanography,Copy !req
151. corn futures,
belly dancing,Copy !req
152. december 7, 1941,
billiards,Copy !req
153. rock lyrics,
and many, many more!Copy !req
154. these are simply the best
teaching-by-billiards tapesCopy !req
155. you can purchase.Copy !req
156. that's why they've earned
the tbd gold seal.Copy !req
157. I think that
Gentleman's gay.Copy !req
158. Well, more power
To him, mother.Copy !req
159. Mom, dad, look!Copy !req
160. I found these
All over town!Copy !req
161. Oh, god, no!Copy !req
162. Oh, tommy!Copy !req
163. Wh-why?Copy !req
164. We still love you,
We support you,Copy !req
165. We're proud of you.Copy !req
166. You're gay, son.Copy !req
167. Yeah, we've known
For years.Copy !req
168. I'm not gay.
I have a girlfriend.Copy !req
169. And so has everyone
Else in town.Copy !req
170. Calling people
And writing people,Copy !req
171. And buying bus
Stop bench ads, andCopy !req
172. Starting an on-line
Chat service—Copy !req
173. All about you
And your gayness.Copy !req
174. Ahh, shut up!Copy !req
175. I'm not gay!
You two—Copy !req
176. You two made
My lifeCopy !req
177. Miserable in this
Town! I hate you!Copy !req
178. Oh!Copy !req
179. You gay bastard!Copy !req
180. You just try it!Copy !req
181. My pleasure!
Rodrigo!Copy !req
182. Get in here!Copy !req
183. Tommy...Copy !req
184. Rodrigo is the best.Copy !req
185. Rodrigo,
Do what you do.Copy !req
186. Go on,
Gay him up.Copy !req
187. Hey!Copy !req
188. Hey, everybody!Copy !req
189. Hey, whee, ha, ha!Copy !req
190. Oh, that was fun!Copy !req
191. Greg, what are
You doing?Copy !req
192. Oh, I love to see a scene
About a gay coming out.Copy !req
193. That isn't what
The scene was about.Copy !req
194. We weren't done.Copy !req
195. Oh, robert, anything
Is possible,Copy !req
196. As long as you
Imagineer it!Copy !req
197. What are you
Talking—Copy !req
198. Folks, I'm sorry,
This is greg sniper,Copy !req
199. He's the principal
Stockholder of mr. Show.Copy !req
200. Tofutti break!Copy !req
201. No, greg,
We can't.Copy !req
202. We have to finish
The scene.Copy !req
203. And the boss says,Copy !req
204. Tofutti time!Copy !req
205. Robert, blast off
With outer spaceCopy !req
206. Chocolate
Vanilla swirl!Copy !req
207. eat dessert whenever
he feels like it.Copy !req
208. he's greg sniper,Copy !req
209. or, as he's known
to his employees,Copy !req
210. "grass valley greg"--Copy !req
211. the eccentricCopy !req
212. multibillionaire
computer whiz,Copy !req
213. who invented
the delete button.Copy !req
214. and I make them happen.Copy !req
215. the wilder the better!Copy !req
216. and goats.Copy !req
217. Did you know that
The delete buttonCopy !req
218. Is used over
800,000 times a day,Copy !req
219. In over 62 different
Languages?Copy !req
220. That's a lot
Of mistakes—Copy !req
221. Or, as I like
To call them,Copy !req
222. "Oppurtunitystakes."Copy !req
223. Mr. Sniper?Copy !req
224. Oh, hey, tanya.Copy !req
225. Tanya, it's greg.Copy !req
226. Greg, your accountant's
On the phone.Copy !req
227. He says it's urgent.Copy !req
228. You know
What's urgent?Copy !req
229. Fun.Copy !req
230. Have a circus peanut.Copy !req
231. It's made of tofu
And spider sugar.Copy !req
232. Doesn't hurt the spiders.Copy !req
233. This is where
It all happens.Copy !req
234. Hey, darnette,
What you got there?Copy !req
235. That's not gonna
Work at all. Good job.Copy !req
236. These people
Are the best.Copy !req
237. Shit!Copy !req
238. They make mistakes
All day long.Copy !req
239. Goddamn it!Copy !req
240. That's what
We pay them to do!Copy !req
241. I fucked up!Copy !req
242. All right, jerry.Copy !req
243. Developing exciting
New mistakesCopy !req
244. For the next century
And beyond!Copy !req
245. You asshole computer!Copy !req
246. Hey, hey, bobby,
What's wrong?Copy !req
247. Well, I pressed this
Button twice by mistakeCopy !req
248. And it printed out
The letter "e" 3 times.Copy !req
249. Hey, that's great!Copy !req
250. Well, it's
Jerry's baby,Copy !req
251. I'm just working
The kinks out.Copy !req
252. Guys, I think we
Found a new mistake.Copy !req
253. Yeah!Copy !req
254. You know what that
Means, everybody!Copy !req
255. Tofutti break!Copy !req
256. Come on, everybody,Copy !req
257. You earned it.
Work is play.Copy !req
258. Have some tofutti.Copy !req
259. Come on, to
The cafe-torio!Copy !req
260. "work is play"Copy !req
261. means constantly
stoppingCopy !req
262. for ice cream breaks,Copy !req
263. an impromptu concert
from boz skaggs,Copy !req
264. or puppet shows
by the boss himself.Copy !req
265. some workers find it
hard to play so much.Copy !req
266. Clay, is everyting
All right?Copy !req
267. Yeah, it's fine.Copy !req
268. Really? Well,
Try explaining thatCopy !req
269. To this cup
Of tofutti.Copy !req
270. Liz said she saw
You take itCopy !req
271. I did. I don't
Like tofutti.Copy !req
272. It just doesn't
Taste good to me.Copy !req
273. It tastes just
Like ice cream.Copy !req
274. No, it doesn't.Copy !req
275. It does.Copy !req
276. nannadu,Copy !req
277. where he tends
and caresCopy !req
278. for over 200
special goats.Copy !req
279. Meredith,
Don't lick that.Copy !req
280. Don't lick that.Copy !req
281. Hi, nova.
Hi, nova.Copy !req
282. Oh, ron, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
283. All these goats
Are retarded.Copy !req
284. Oh, poop.Copy !req
285. You know, a goat is the
Only animal with an innateCopy !req
286. Sense of democracy?Copy !req
287. That's why they're
Called "nature's president."Copy !req
288. Greg.Copy !req
289. Greg, we've
Got to talk, man.Copy !req
290. Oh, man,
It's my accountant.Copy !req
291. Heh, sorry.Copy !req
292. I'm not talking to
Clouds on a sunny day.Copy !req
293. We've gotta talk.Copy !req
294. No, it's playtime.
It's time to play.Copy !req
295. It's not
Playtime anymore.Copy !req
296. All right?
I'm serious.Copy !req
297. Greg,
Come on, man!Copy !req
298. You know,
You've lost it!Copy !req
299. He's broke.Copy !req
300. I hope you
Enjoyed it, goats.Copy !req
301. the thing you gotta
remember is that gregCopy !req
302. is not that bright.Copy !req
303. he had this
bizarre obsessionCopy !req
304. with tofu-based products.Copy !req
305. He spent $25 million
Shipping a productCopy !req
306. Called "tofulafel,"Copy !req
307. A falafel substitute,
To the middle east.Copy !req
308. In 1989, he hired
The country of canadaCopy !req
309. To sing happy birthday
To him, um...Copy !req
310. He spent $100 million
On a campaignCopy !req
311. To legalize tomatoes.Copy !req
312. Which I assume worked,Copy !req
313. Because I had a
Tomato yesterday,Copy !req
314. And I'm not
In jail, am I?Copy !req
315. And those goats,Copy !req
316. Those goats live better
Than you or I.Copy !req
317. Goats are stupid, mean,
And hardheaded animals.Copy !req
318. That's why they're called
"Nature's president."Copy !req
319. What should I do,
Mr. President?Copy !req
320. Yes, thank you.Copy !req
321. Ok, all right,
I got you.Copy !req
322. Jesus.
Send him in.Copy !req
323. Ah!Copy !req
324. Ahh! Ahh!Copy !req
325. Ooh.Copy !req
326. Flane?
Yes, mr. Twilt.Copy !req
327. Yes, sit down,
Please.Copy !req
328. Flane, I'm gonna
Call you "jerry."Copy !req
329. John.
Jimmy. Jim.Copy !req
330. John.
Jim-jim-jim-jom.Copy !req
331. Jim-jom, uh...Copy !req
332. I had a man, uh,
Look over your files,Copy !req
333. He told me
What he thought,Copy !req
334. And I liked what
That man heard.Copy !req
335. Oh, great.Copy !req
336. Uh, you are currently
Making $47,000 a year.Copy !req
337. Yes, sir.Copy !req
338. Well, how would
You feel about a raiseCopy !req
339. Of $20,000 a yearCopy !req
340. And the use of
A company car?Copy !req
341. Oh, that is
Terrific, sir.Copy !req
342. A $20,000 raise
And a company car.Copy !req
343. Yes, that's what I wanted
To talk to you about...Copy !req
344. Um, flane, this company
Is downsizing and...Copy !req
345. Uh, todd, with your
Recent raise,Copy !req
346. And I understand
You got a car...Copy !req
347. Yes, sir.Copy !req
348. Well, we simply can't
Afford you anymore.Copy !req
349. I don't understand—Copy !req
350. I'm sorry,
We're downsizing.Copy !req
351. N-n-no, but you—
Downsizing!Copy !req
352. Here's a written
Recommendation.Copy !req
353. Best of luck
To you.Copy !req
354. Flane! Listen,Copy !req
355. Come back and
Sit down, please.Copy !req
356. Oh, jeez, listen...Copy !req
357. I know what you're
Going through.Copy !req
358. I know you're out
Of work, andy.Copy !req
359. Hell, it's all over
The office.Copy !req
360. Let's face it,
You're available,Copy !req
361. Archibald, I could
Get you $12,000Copy !req
362. If you stayed here.Copy !req
363. $12,000?Copy !req
364. Jag off
Isn't answering.Copy !req
365. What do you know
About flane here?Copy !req
366. Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
367. Oh, good,
Thank you.Copy !req
368. I'll see you tuesday.Copy !req
369. What did he—you—
What did he say?Copy !req
370. Oh, we're going
Golfing on tuesday.Copy !req
371. N-no, about me—Copy !req
372. Oh, you're good.
Welcome to the firm.Copy !req
373. Thank you.Copy !req
374. Hey, between you,
Me and the wall,Copy !req
375. I don't know
What that means.Copy !req
376. It's pig language.Copy !req
377. Hello. Yes,
Flane's here.Copy !req
378. Oh, sure.
It's for you.Copy !req
379. Oh, uh...
Yes, hello?Copy !req
380. Fired?Copy !req
381. Ok, thanks.Copy !req
382. What did
They say?Copy !req
383. You're fired.
Fuck you, I quit!Copy !req
384. Damn it,Copy !req
385. Well, it's this
Damn downsizing.Copy !req
386. What're you
Gonna do about it?Copy !req
387. Well, I'll
Join you.Copy !req
388. I'm goin' for
A double today.Copy !req
389. Oh, I'm
Joining you.Copy !req
390. Yeah.Copy !req
391. Oh, yes, hello?Copy !req
392. Yes, sir, it is.Copy !req
393. you're fired.Copy !req
394. Well, that's it.
Fired everyone.Copy !req
395. No one left but me.Copy !req
396. That ought to
Boost profits, right?Copy !req
397. Right?Copy !req
398. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
399. Am I the only
One left?Copy !req
400. Is there no other human
On the planet but I?Copy !req
401. No!Copy !req
402. Sir? Sir?Copy !req
403. Are you all right?Copy !req
404. Why, yes, joanne,
I'm fine. Thank you.Copy !req
405. Thank you.Copy !req
406. Oh...Copy !req
407. You're fired!Copy !req
408. Oh, shit balls.Copy !req
409. Now who's going to
Run the company?Copy !req
410. Think, think,
Take a drink. Yeah.Copy !req
411. Always helps.Copy !req
412. Mmm.Copy !req
413. Who can I get?Copy !req
414. Oh, of course.Copy !req
415. workforce is being
replaced by child laborersCopy !req
416. such as bhopal,Copy !req
417. a 9-year-old
from pakistan.Copy !req
418. it's a move economists
are cheering.Copy !req
419. These kids work
18 hours a day,Copy !req
420. 7 days a week,Copy !req
421. No heating,
No air conditioning,Copy !req
422. Very little food,
No vacations.Copy !req
423. I mean, look
At the savings.Copy !req
424. Last year the, uh,Copy !req
425. Ceo of globo-chem
Made approximatelyCopy !req
426. $6 million for the
Fiscal year 1995.Copy !req
427. Bhopal stands
To make, uh,Copy !req
428. Well, let's see...Copy !req
429. 18 cents a day...Copy !req
430. Times 3-6-5...Copy !req
431. $65.52.Copy !req
432. So you can see,
That is, uh...Copy !req
433. I mean,
I'm no economist,Copy !req
434. But that is a
Load of dough.Copy !req
435. Jimmy!Copy !req
436. Jimmy!Copy !req
437. this newfound elite
have steppedCopy !req
438. into corporate america's
patent-leather shoes.Copy !req
439. what's that you're
reading, bhopal?Copy !req
440. a book about work?Copy !req
441. oh, bhopal,
will you never rest?Copy !req
442. put that book down,
you'll miss the celebration!Copy !req
443. congratulations, america.Copy !req
444. it's 1996,Copy !req
445. and you're no longer
number one.Copy !req
446. then why the
funny parade?Copy !req
447. because we're talking
infant mortality rateCopy !req
448. in the industrialized world.Copy !req
449. sally's happy,
she'll have more friends.Copy !req
450. but she's not the only one
making a splash.Copy !req
451. rub-a-dub dub,
800 in a tub?Copy !req
452. they come
from all overCopy !req
453. to work in our sweatshops
for pennies.Copy !req
454. "oh, it's a sailor's
life for me,"Copy !req
455. says
lon-duc ti-po.Copy !req
456. that tanker's horn
means "ahoy" !Copy !req
457. but this tankerbell
means business!Copy !req
458. senator howel
tankerbell, that is.Copy !req
459. the dixiecrat
from georgiaCopy !req
460. made a big noise
on capitol hillCopy !req
461. with his bold
new proposalCopy !req
462. to raise money
for the deficit.Copy !req
463. Now, we've got
To solve this deficitCopy !req
464. Before it
Gets as bigCopy !req
465. As a new york
Jew in july.Copy !req
466. You know what
I'm saying.Copy !req
467. I have a solution,
By the way.Copy !req
468. Uh, I believe
That it's timeCopy !req
469. For a good
Old-fashioned yard sale.Copy !req
470. This country
Is as clutteredCopy !req
471. As my
Granny's attic.Copy !req
472. If you ain't usin' it,
Sell it off!Copy !req
473. New mexico—Copy !req
474. When was the
Last time anybodyCopy !req
475. Was in new mexico?
Be serious!Copy !req
476. Grand canyon, just sitting
Out there collecting dust.Copy !req
477. The great lakes,
Cluttered with water.Copy !req
478. San francisco,
Dirty city.Copy !req
479. Depraved, festoonedCopy !req
480. With criminality
And depravity.Copy !req
481. I believe it's time
To sell it.Copy !req
482. We're taking bids now.
Best offer gets it.Copy !req
483. ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
484. the new owners
of san francisco,Copy !req
485. globo-chem,Copy !req
486. present a messageCopy !req
487. from the chairman of
their theme-parks division.Copy !req
488. Hello, everyone.Copy !req
489. We're very excited
About our plansCopy !req
490. For the new family-
Friendly san francisco.Copy !req
491. We're relocating
The citizens,Copy !req
492. And we're
In the midstCopy !req
493. Of a $2 billion makeoverCopy !req
494. To turn this cityCopy !req
495. Into the
World's largestCopy !req
496. Family-friendly
Theme park city.Copy !req
497. When you see
The new san francisco,Copy !req
498. You'll say...Copy !req
499. "San frantastic."Copy !req
500. Oh, look...Copy !req
501. Here comes a typical
American family now.Copy !req
502. Mom, dad,Copy !req
503. Where honey?Copy !req
504. Let's go to
San francisco!Copy !req
505. Honey, we
Can't go there.Copy !req
506. It's too dangerous.Copy !req
507. Your mother's right.Copy !req
508. They've got hippies,Copy !req
509. Angry lesbians
And chinese!Copy !req
510. No, new
San francisco.Copy !req
511. Here, look at this
Magic pamphlet.Copy !req
512. Wow!Copy !req
513. It says,
"Place on ground,Copy !req
514. "Stand in center,
And hold on!"Copy !req
515. Whoa!Copy !req
516. This is
San francisco?Copy !req
517. But it's so clean!Copy !req
518. New san francisco!Copy !req
519. Mom, dad,Copy !req
520. Look,
It's a hippie!Copy !req
521. Careful, sissy.Copy !req
522. Don't worry, dad,Copy !req
523. Our hippies won't
Harass youCopy !req
524. Or expose your
Children to anyCopy !req
525. Anti-authority
Lifestyles.Copy !req
526. Our hippies
Are the kindCopy !req
527. The whole family
Can enjoy.Copy !req
528. Hey, man,Copy !req
529. My name's
Groovy gravy,Copy !req
530. And I want to
Be your friend!Copy !req
531. Like woodstock—Copy !req
532. The movie, the ride.Copy !req
533. A 3-day roller
Coaster rideCopy !req
534. Good-bye, man.Copy !req
535. Good-bye.Copy !req
536. Good-bye,
Groovy gravy.Copy !req
537. Peace.Copy !req
538. Say, that hippie
Was all right.Copy !req
539. He was fun!Copy !req
540. Yoo hoo!Copy !req
541. Why don't you
Join us?Copy !req
542. Come on, we're
Going antiquing!Copy !req
543. You 3 back off!Copy !req
544. I've got homophobia.Copy !req
545. We are sensitive
To the needsCopy !req
546. Of those who suffer
From homophobia.Copy !req
547. So in our new
San francisco,Copy !req
548. By creating
"Bachelor land."Copy !req
549. Whoo!Copy !req
550. While you're in
New san francisco,Copy !req
551. Be sure to visit
The restaurantsCopy !req
552. Of our redone
Chinatown.Copy !req
553. Chinese culture
Can be strangeCopy !req
554. And overwhelming.Copy !req
555. So we've remade it into
A fantastic place.Copy !req
556. Talk about your
Alien cultures,Copy !req
557. Here's new chinatown.Copy !req
558. Wow!Copy !req
559. And it doesn't
Stink of fish.Copy !req
560. They're so cute.Copy !req
561. I love you!Copy !req
562. This is the best
Vacation we've ever had!Copy !req
563. Thanks, globo-chem!Copy !req
564. It's san frantastic!Copy !req
565. ♪ New san franciscoCopy !req
566. Stop the music!Copy !req
567. Sorry, cut it.
Cut now.Copy !req
568. Oh, that was
So much fun.Copy !req
569. What are
You doing?Copy !req
570. You interrupted our
Big closing number.Copy !req
571. Oh, robert, you can do a
Closing number any time!Copy !req
572. You guys want
To finish now?Copy !req
573. No.Copy !req
574. Great.
You screwed it up.Copy !req
575. Well, sometimes
A screwupCopy !req
576. Can be a doorwayCopy !req
577. To imagineering
An imagination—Copy !req
578. Shut up!Copy !req
579. You know?Copy !req
580. You screwed it up,
Just get out of here.Copy !req
581. Yeah, see you, greg.
Bye.Copy !req
582. Goodbye, greg.
Later, you dumb shit.Copy !req
583. Greg, greg,
I'm sorry, listen...Copy !req
584. Look, I know that
You've lost more moneyCopy !req
585. In the last half hourCopy !req
586. Than any of us
Will ever see.Copy !req
587. I'll tell you what,Copy !req
588. Hey, make it $6.Copy !req
589. Yeah.Copy !req
590. No, $5 is enough.Copy !req
591. Righto, robert.Copy !req
592. All right,
Get to work.Copy !req
593. ( Yelling in
Foreign language )Copy !req
594. mr. Show with
Bob and david! Huh?Copy !req
595. Not just david!Copy !req
596. Faster! Funnier!Copy !req