1. oh, god, it's
bob and david!Copy !req
2. Thank you.Copy !req
3. Oh, thank you.
Welcome to mr. Show.
I'm bob odenkirk.Copy !req
4. ( With british accent )
And i'm david cross.Copy !req
5. Ho-ho.Copy !req
6. And we have a great
Show for you tonight.Copy !req
7. Yes, tonight's
Show is terribly,
Terribly brilliant.Copy !req
8. Ah, david.Copy !req
9. All right, well, we've
Got some great scenes,Copy !req
10. The cast members have
Learned their line,Copy !req
11. And you guys have
Been well paid.Copy !req
12. So, uh, let's
Get started.Copy !req
13. Indeed, let's get this
Wallypopper a-brighting.Copy !req
14. All right.Copy !req
15. Look, david, uh, just be
Yourself, all right?Copy !req
16. Right-o, robert.
Chim chim cheree!Copy !req
17. Ok, forget it. Guys,
Come on out here!Copy !req
18. Come on!Copy !req
19. Wh-what—
What's all this
Ballyhoo, then?Copy !req
20. It's about your
Faky british accent.Copy !req
21. It's really got
To stop, david.Copy !req
22. It's really
Annoying.Copy !req
23. Yeah, david,
People are talking
About hitting you.Copy !req
24. Yeah.Copy !req
25. I don't hear it.
I don't— i mean...Copy !req
26. Hello. Hello, mum.Copy !req
27. Is this the queue
For the loo? I've
Only got 2 pounds.Copy !req
28. That's it.
Right there.Copy !req
29. I don't hear it. I mean,
Perhaps i might haveCopy !req
30. Picked something up
When i was in londonCopy !req
31. A few whiffen's past.Copy !req
32. A few
Whiffen's?Copy !req
33. What's
That mean?Copy !req
34. Let's hit him.Copy !req
35. Can i be first?
Line up.Copy !req
36. No, no, no, jeez!
God!Copy !req
37. Look, i... Was just
Trying to have some
Personality, is all.Copy !req
38. An affectation.
Well, david...Copy !req
39. That's
Pathetic.Copy !req
40. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
41. Well, what about
You guys?Copy !req
42. I mean, you
Know, you guys have
Your little things.Copy !req
43. You know, jill,
You got that parrot
You wear around.Copy !req
44. And, tom,
You got lice.Copy !req
45. And, john, you get
High all the time.Copy !req
46. And what about
You, bob?Copy !req
47. You know, always
Out there singing
The rap songs,Copy !req
48. Using the slang.Copy !req
49. Well, that's me, david,
I'm from the street.Copy !req
50. Yeah.Copy !req
51. I guess i'm not
From anywhere.Copy !req
52. And i guess i have
No friends either.Copy !req
53. That's
Too bad.Copy !req
54. Correction...Copy !req
55. I do have one
Friend. Best friend
In the whole world.Copy !req
56. Oh, man.
Look, if you mention
That junkie again,Copy !req
57. I swear, i'll
Go get high.Copy !req
58. Yeah, david.
How many times
Have i told youCopy !req
59. There's no
Such thing as a
Talking junkie?Copy !req
60. Yes, there is,
I've seen him.Copy !req
61. Where?
London,
England?Copy !req
62. Yeah, when? A few
Whiffen's past?Copy !req
63. ( Laughing )
Cheerio!Copy !req
64. There is such a
Thing as a talking
Junkie! I have seen him.Copy !req
65. David, listen, uh, i've
Got a show to do
Here on planet earth.Copy !req
66. Any—anytime you
Want to join me,
You're welcome.Copy !req
67. Damn! Snap it back
With your old
Funky-ass bitch!Copy !req
68. C'mon.Copy !req
69. Yeah.Copy !req
70. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
71. Hey, junkie!Copy !req
72. ( Junkie's voice )
david, what's wrong?Copy !req
73. aren't you supposed
to be doing your show?Copy !req
74. I'm supposed to.
They won't miss me.Copy !req
75. Bob's in there,
Fuckin' shit
Up old school,Copy !req
76. And i got kicked
Out of school.Copy !req
77. i'm sorry, squirt.Copy !req
78. Ah, i just wanted some
Personality is all.Copy !req
79. oh, david, you do
have personality.Copy !req
80. you're hyper and
pushy and rude.Copy !req
81. Ok, ok, i get it.Copy !req
82. Hey, junkie,Copy !req
83. What if i got
A cool tattoo?Copy !req
84. well, i don't know.Copy !req
85. how's that cock
ring working out?Copy !req
86. Well, my
Girlfriend
Liked it,Copy !req
87. And my boyfriend
Liked it,Copy !req
88. But my wife
Hated it.Copy !req
89. oh, david,Copy !req
90. sometimes the answer is
right in front of your face.Copy !req
91. You think i
Should do drugs?Copy !req
92. worked for me.Copy !req
93. Well...Copy !req
94. I don't know.Copy !req
95. ( David )
this was a bad idea.Copy !req
96. ( Rod )
Oh, look at him.Copy !req
97. ( Jill )
I'm so happy.Copy !req
98. Oh, he's a scratcher.
He's a scratcher.Copy !req
99. ( Speaking like a baby )
Oh, someone's tired.Copy !req
100. Ooh.Copy !req
101. There's the door.
I'll get it.Copy !req
102. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
103. There's the
Proud papa.Copy !req
104. Congratulations,
Mommy. Where's
That baby?Copy !req
105. Where's
That baby?Copy !req
106. Where's that
Baby, huh?Copy !req
107. Shh!Copy !req
108. What?
He's asleep?Copy !req
109. He's right
Here.Copy !req
110. ( Jill )
Isn't he precious?Copy !req
111. Go on, say
Hi to him.Copy !req
112. He's big.Copy !req
113. His name is tyler,
And he's just perfect.Copy !req
114. Um...Copy !req
115. Yeah?Copy !req
116. Rod, i know that you
Guys have been wanting
A baby for a long time,Copy !req
117. But you can't be serious.
You adopted this guy?
He's our age, you know?Copy !req
118. Todd, rod and i
Are very serious.Copy !req
119. We told the adoption
Agency that we had
No preferences—Copy !req
120. Any age, any color,
Any background,Copy !req
121. So long as it
Was someone that
Wanted to be loved.Copy !req
122. Go on, give
Him a chance.Copy !req
123. I don't wanna—
Go on!Copy !req
124. Come on.Copy !req
125. Hi. Todd.Copy !req
126. Ty,
Manners!
Come on.Copy !req
127. ( Sighing )
Hi.Copy !req
128. I'm ty.
Ty, uh...Copy !req
129. Mcginty.Copy !req
130. Ty mcginty.Copy !req
131. Just watching the
Game, you know.Copy !req
132. Yeah.Copy !req
133. Hey, i know that ring—
Penn state, huh?Copy !req
134. Yeah, nittany lions,
Man, class of '85.Copy !req
135. Pitt, class
Of '87!Copy !req
136. No shit.
No shit.Copy !req
137. You ever go to
The red barn?Copy !req
138. Fuck, yeah,
Quarter
Beers, tuesdays.Copy !req
139. Hey, were you there in '89
When that drunk chick gave
Fat lenny the lap dance?Copy !req
140. Ah! Yes!Copy !req
141. He took her top off.
When he opened
Her shirt, he was going...Copy !req
142. Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh!Copy !req
143. Boo, bam, boom.
Boom, batty, boom.Copy !req
144. You've gotta meet my
Wife, sarah. Sarah,
This is ty mcginty!Copy !req
145. Oh.
Hi.Copy !req
146. Penn state.Copy !req
147. Well, hello.Copy !req
148. enchante.Copy !req
149. Mmm. Mmm.Copy !req
150. Todd?Copy !req
151. Ok, hey, that's
Enough of that.Copy !req
152. Why don't i clear
Off a little space
For you to sit down?Copy !req
153. Take a load off.Copy !req
154. ( Todd )
Yeah, well, we've
Got to get going.Copy !req
155. Later on, baby.Copy !req
156. Sorry.
Thanks, rod.Copy !req
157. What you doing
Going out with
A pitt man for?Copy !req
158. Oh, so, hey...Copy !req
159. Is it cool to
Smoke in here?Copy !req
160. Or are you
Guys gonna be
Dicks about it?Copy !req
161. Well, we'd rather
You didn't smoke.Copy !req
162. My baby can
Smoke on his
Special day.Copy !req
163. Honey, um,
We should talk.Copy !req
164. ( Whispering )
Talk to him.
Talk to your son.Copy !req
165. Ok.Copy !req
166. Hey, son?Copy !req
167. Guess what?Copy !req
168. We're gonna do everything
Together, you and i.Copy !req
169. Next week,
You're gonna come
Down to my officeCopy !req
170. And watch me
Design things.
I'm an architect.Copy !req
171. And we're gonna go to
A baseball-card show.Copy !req
172. And next weekend,
You and i are gonna fix
That hole in the roof.Copy !req
173. Huh? Just a father
And son fix-it day.
What do you say, tiger?Copy !req
174. Ok, first of all,
You're an architect?Copy !req
175. Well, you're a pussy.Copy !req
176. 2nd of all,
Baseball-card shows?Copy !req
177. Oh, they're for
Real big pussies.Copy !req
178. And 3rd of all, i'm
Not fixing your roof.Copy !req
179. Your roof,
Your hole.Copy !req
180. S'mores!Copy !req
181. Honey...
What?Copy !req
182. Listen, can we
Send this guy back?Copy !req
183. Send him back?
This is our new son!Copy !req
184. I don't care. If you
Haven't noticed, this
Guy is a real asshole.Copy !req
185. Come on,
Dad, i didn't
Ask to be born.Copy !req
186. All right, i
Think it's time
For a family meeting.Copy !req
187. Tyler mcginty, turn
Off the television.Copy !req
188. You can't make
Me, you're not
My real parents.Copy !req
189. Turn off the
Tv, dickweed!Copy !req
190. I hate you, daddy.
I hate you, i hate
You, i hate you.Copy !req
191. I'm leaving,
And i'm never
Coming back.Copy !req
192. Oh, ty-ty!Copy !req
193. Ty, ty, ty!
No, no, let him go.Copy !req
194. You know
Something?Copy !req
195. You know, i've been
Adopted 43 times.Copy !req
196. You know? And all right,
42 times of those, all
Right, i was the asshole.Copy !req
197. That was my bad.Copy !req
198. You know,
Not this time.Copy !req
199. You fucked
This one up.Copy !req
200. I tried,
You didn't.Copy !req
201. Gee, dad,
Cat's still in
The cradle...Copy !req
202. Silver spoon,
The moon...Copy !req
203. All that.Copy !req
204. ( Man )
♪ you've got to followCopy !req
205. Hello.
Hi.Copy !req
206. Uh, can i get some
Change, please?Copy !req
207. Sure.Copy !req
208. For the balloon.Copy !req
209. Oh, i'm
Sure it is.Copy !req
210. Say, you're a
New face here.Copy !req
211. Why don't you try booth
3? I'll let the movies
Play a little longer.Copy !req
212. Goodness, troy, you
Were only in there
About 10 minutes.Copy !req
213. Are you feeling
All right?Copy !req
214. Yeah.Copy !req
215. Step over here.Copy !req
216. No warmer than
You should be.Copy !req
217. All right, see
You next week.Copy !req
218. Thanks, mrs. A.Copy !req
219. Good-bye, troy.Copy !req
220. Thanks, mr. A.Copy !req
221. Good kid.Copy !req
222. Fine boy.Copy !req
223. Goddamn it!Copy !req
224. Language!Copy !req
225. Jimmy!Copy !req
226. What the hell is
This, young man?Copy !req
227. I don't know.Copy !req
228. I'll tell you
What it is.Copy !req
229. It's a box of
Big, black dildos.Copy !req
230. You and your sister
Were supposed to put
These out last night!Copy !req
231. I'll do it later!Copy !req
232. You'll do it now!Copy !req
233. Ow!Copy !req
234. And next time,
You'll get more than
A dildo in the head!Copy !req
235. Stupid dildos!Copy !req
236. Don't blame
The dildos!Copy !req
237. Morning,
Mrs. Applesway.Copy !req
238. Mr. Applesway.Copy !req
239. Mr. Tink.Copy !req
240. Suppose you know
Why i'm here.Copy !req
241. Mr. Tink, i've told you,
This shop is not for sale.Copy !req
242. Look, take the money.
The city's rezoning
This entire block.Copy !req
243. You're gonna
Lose the shop.Copy !req
244. No, we won't.Copy !req
245. We have a petition.Copy !req
246. Every customer for
The past month has
Signed that, and proudly.Copy !req
247. "L. Smith,"bill
Smith,"mr. Jones"--Copy !req
248. Fake names.Copy !req
249. Well, the last names
Might be, but the
First names are real.Copy !req
250. Very clever, but
It won't work.Copy !req
251. Mr. Applesway, when
You change your mind—Copy !req
252. And you will—Copy !req
253. Give me a call.Copy !req
254. Uh, can i have some
Quarters, also?Copy !req
255. Oh, yes.
Give him some quarters.Copy !req
256. Of course you can.
I should have known.Copy !req
257. Thanks.Copy !req
258. Try booth 2—Copy !req
259. two chicks,
one dick.Copy !req
260. Oh, he'll
Love it.Copy !req
261. Done! I'm going
To ronnie's.Copy !req
262. Oh, oh, wait,
Wait, wait!Copy !req
263. Take this clean-shaven tape
Over to ronnie's dad for me.Copy !req
264. Would you care
To explain this?Copy !req
265. What's
That?Copy !req
266. One of those
X-rated cd-roms.Copy !req
267. I will not have this
Filth in my house.Copy !req
268. This stuff sickens me!
Sex with a computer.Copy !req
269. Mom, it's
Only porno.Copy !req
270. Jimmy, honey, computers
Are not natural.
There's no warmth.Copy !req
271. Not like a magazine, you
Know, you can run your
Fingers over the pages.Copy !req
272. You run
Your fingers
Over the pages.Copy !req
273. You watch
Your mouth!Copy !req
274. Ok, keep the
Stupid cd.Copy !req
275. I don't care. I hate
Porno. I'm sick of it.Copy !req
276. I'm sick of
all-anal action,
And chicks with dicks,Copy !req
277. And lactating mommas
And all of it!Copy !req
278. Let me remind you,
Young man, that that
Stupid all-anal actionCopy !req
279. Paid for that precious
Mountain bike of yours.Copy !req
280. Well, i
Don't care.Copy !req
281. Well, you should
Start to care!Copy !req
282. Well, i don't!
You should!Copy !req
283. Well, i don't!
Start!Copy !req
284. Oh, my god!Copy !req
285. Who speaks ill
Of pornography?Copy !req
286. Oh, my god!Copy !req
287. Who are you?Copy !req
288. I? Why, i
Started this shopCopy !req
289. With just a hole in
The side of a tree.Copy !req
290. Oh, my god! Great-
Great-great-grandpa!Copy !req
291. That's right!Copy !req
292. Young man, you say
You hate pornography...Copy !req
293. But pornography
Does not hate you.Copy !req
294. Why, in your darkest
Hour, who is it
That holds your hand?Copy !req
295. Pornography.Copy !req
296. You listen
To him, jimmy.Copy !req
297. You listen,
Too, father!Copy !req
298. Do you remember how
They laughed at you?Copy !req
299. They laughed at youCopy !req
300. When you brought
Home the very first
Dirty videotape.Copy !req
301. Yes.
Yes!Copy !req
302. What did
They say?Copy !req
303. That it would
Never replace
The super-8 loop.Copy !req
304. But now
Look! Look!Copy !req
305. An entire wall of nothing
But hard-core gay anal sex.Copy !req
306. If that doesn't bring
A tear to your eye,Copy !req
307. Then you're the
One who's inhuman.Copy !req
308. Thank you, sir,
You've taught
Us all a lesson.Copy !req
309. Don't mention it.Copy !req
310. And now i must depart
Your physical realm.Copy !req
311. Bye.
Bye.Copy !req
312. Bye.Copy !req
313. Could i get some, uh,
Quarters, actually?Copy !req
314. Oh, yes, of
Course you can.Copy !req
315. There
You go.Copy !req
316. Thank you very much.
Keep it in the family.
( Laughing )Copy !req
317. And now, i bid
You farewell and
Back into the mist.Copy !req
318. ( Tink )
Hey, i'm in here!Copy !req
319. Oh, i'm sorry. Terribly
Sorry. So long, now.Copy !req
320. Good-bye!
Good-bye!Copy !req
321. Good-bye!Copy !req
322. Oh!Copy !req
323. Mr. Tink.Copy !req
324. I couldn't help but
Overhear what that
Ghost had to say.Copy !req
325. He's right.Copy !req
326. I'm advising
My bosses to
Look elsewhere.Copy !req
327. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
328. Thank you, sir.
Thank you.Copy !req
329. Oh, god
Bless you!Copy !req
330. You're wel— oh.Copy !req
331. Thank you.Copy !req
332. Good-bye.
Good-bye.Copy !req
333. Good-bye.Copy !req
334. ( Whispering )
Bye.Copy !req
335. Uh, can i have
Some quarters?Copy !req
336. Oh, yes, i
Thought you
Were done.Copy !req
337. Couple of pumps left.
( Laughing )Copy !req
338. I'm going
To ronnie's.Copy !req
339. ( Mrs. A. )
All right, be careful.Copy !req
340. Oh, those damn
Neighbors...Copy !req
341. Keep it down!Copy !req
342. There's people trying to
Masturbate down here!Copy !req
343. ( Crying )
I can't take it!Copy !req
344. I can't take it anymore!Copy !req
345. This world is hard!Copy !req
346. I got no reason to live.Copy !req
347. Three times one
Minus one!Copy !req
348. What are you
Doing here?Copy !req
349. Three times one minus one's
Gonna make it a'ight.Copy !req
350. Damn.Copy !req
351. Check it out, g!
Comin' straight
Outta scarsdale!Copy !req
352. That's three
Times one minus one
With their top-10 singleCopy !req
353. ewww, girl, ewww.Copy !req
354. I'm 'a be chittin' 'n'
Chattin' with them right
Here in the present tenseCopy !req
355. On the w.P.C.B.C.N. !Copy !req
356. ( Announcer )
you are watching
the white peopleCopy !req
357. co-opting black
culture network.Copy !req
358. A'ight, a'ight! I'm
Hangin' with my boyz
From the t.T.O.M.O.Copy !req
359. Why don't y'all
Introduce ya
All selves?Copy !req
360. Well, uh, it's like,
I'm sayin', this
Is my man, pootie-t.Copy !req
361. What's up?Copy !req
362. It's like, i'm
Sayin', my name
Is wolfgang amadeusCopy !req
363. Stallonies von
Funkenmeister the
19th and 3 quarters.Copy !req
364. Yeah, so, so, so
Tell me about ya
All's influences.Copy !req
365. Yeah, yeah, i'm
Down with that.Copy !req
366. It's like, i'm
Sayin', brent b.,Copy !req
367. We've been influenced
By all kinds of
White performersCopy !req
368. Who've been influenced
By black entertainers.Copy !req
369. You know?Copy !req
370. It's like, i'm
Sayin', i gotta say,
My man, elvis, the king.Copy !req
371. You know? It's like,
I'm sayin', vanilla
Ice, the original.Copy !req
372. You know?Copy !req
373. It's like, i'm
Sayin', the blues
Brothers. Right?Copy !req
374. It's like,
I'm sayin',
The new kids.Copy !req
375. It's like, i'm sayin',
The manhattan transfer.Copy !req
376. ( Brent )
Had 'em on the show.Copy !req
377. All that,
All the greats.Copy !req
378. All the great ones.Copy !req
379. A'ight, well,
You know, let's
Dip into thatCopy !req
380. Hot and
Sticky video
One more time—Copy !req
381. T.T.O.M.O.Copy !req
382. Damn.Copy !req
383. Yeah, man,
That's the bomb!Copy !req
384. So it's
A message
Of hope?Copy !req
385. Well, it's about
Literacy, you know?Copy !req
386. Damn!
Down with that?Copy !req
387. You recently, pootie-t,
You had a book thrown
At you, didn't you,Copy !req
388. For, like, a
Pamphlet crime?Copy !req
389. Straight up, man.Copy !req
390. He's talkin'
About loiterin'.Copy !req
391. My man, pootie-t...Copy !req
392. Damn, damn!Copy !req
393. The cops came down on him
So hard, so hard, you know?Copy !req
394. They say he'd been loiterin'
And jaywalkin', you know,Copy !req
395. 'Cause he'd be walkin'
Across the street and that.Copy !req
396. My man, pootie-t,
Is from the street.Copy !req
397. He got to be able to
Walk across the street.Copy !req
398. I ain't got no
Flyin' shoes.Copy !req
399. Now, brent,Copy !req
400. It's, like, now my man,
Here, is facing $10,
$20 fine, you know?Copy !req
401. It's like, i'm
Sayin', man,Copy !req
402. The cops
Be crackin'
Down on you.Copy !req
403. You know, it's, like, if
You're a white performerCopy !req
404. Who's impersonating
A black performer,
They come right at you.Copy !req
405. You know?Copy !req
406. It's like a—
It's like a double-triple
Standard, you know?Copy !req
407. It's like, i'm sayin',
It's like double-reverse
Racism times 9.Copy !req
408. The cops
Be crackin'
Down on us.Copy !req
409. They see you drivin'
By in a fancy car,
They stop you and go,Copy !req
410. "Yo, you know,
If you was a black
Man, i'd arrest you,Copy !req
411. "But you're white
And you're actin'
Like you're black,Copy !req
412. "And you can
Go, but..."Copy !req
413. ( Brent )
Yeah.Copy !req
414. You know, brent,
I got one more
Thing i wanna sayCopy !req
415. To everybody
Out there. Is that
The camera that's on?Copy !req
416. Yeah, right
Over there.Copy !req
417. It's like, i'm
Sayin', you know.Copy !req
418. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
419. A'ight, well, listen,
As we turn it out,
Let's take another whiffCopy !req
420. Of that latrocious
Vid-e-i-e-i-e-i-oCopy !req
421. With my boyz from
The t.T.O.M.O. !Copy !req
422. Damn.Copy !req
423. ( Female singers )
♪ ewww, girlCopy !req
424. Here's 308.Copy !req
425. This is the place,Copy !req
426. And it just
Became available.Copy !req
427. Unfortunately, the
Last girl who lived
Here took her own life.Copy !req
428. I hope
That doesn't
Bother you.Copy !req
429. Damn.Copy !req
430. ( Announcer )
coming to the
greenwich civic centerCopy !req
431. from london's west end,Copy !req
432. sir lloyd wilson webber's
Rap— the musical!Copy !req
433. ( Announcer )
Rap— the musical!
contains no rap music!Copy !req
434. ( Announcer )
Rap— the musical!
is a celebrationCopy !req
435. for the entire family.Copy !req
436. ( Announcer )
Rap— the musical!
the fun of rapCopy !req
437. without all that rap.Copy !req
438. ( Announcer )
don't miss
Rap— the musical!Copy !req
439. you'll want to experience
the magic again and again!Copy !req
440. open up your heart
and let the rap shine in!Copy !req
441. and now, back to
the homage awards.Copy !req
442. live from the )
globo-chem arena,Copy !req
443. we return to the 3rd
annual homage awards,Copy !req
444. honoring excellence
in the fieldCopy !req
445. of borrowing black culture.Copy !req
446. ( Announcer #3 )
ladies and gentlemen,
'nilla ice.Copy !req
447. yeah, this is
the new me.Copy !req
448. a'ight.Copy !req
449. the nomineesCopy !req
450. for the most soulful
single performed
by a white duo isCopy !req
451. Wanna freak you in
The ass by r.U. Da 1!Copy !req
452. a'ight.Copy !req
453. yeah.Copy !req
454. and ewww, girl, ewww
by three times one minus one.Copy !req
455. a'ight.Copy !req
456. yeah.Copy !req
457. a'ight.Copy !req
458. and premium soulsonic
Megajive,Copy !req
459. the love theme
from brutal enigma,Copy !req
460. by 2 tru 4 u.Copy !req
461. yeah, all right.Copy !req
462. a'ight, a'ight.Copy !req
463. and another one
from my boysCopy !req
464. from three times
one minus one,Copy !req
465. Ewww, girl, ewww, girl.Copy !req
466. yeah.Copy !req
467. a'ight.Copy !req
468. and the winner is...Copy !req
469. man!Copy !req
470. oh, my boys from t.T.O.M.O.
a'ight, yeah!Copy !req
471. it's like, i'm sayin',
i wanna give a shout
out to my main man, god.Copy !req
472. As-salaam alaikum.Copy !req
473. and i wanna say to all my
black brothers out there—Copy !req
474. keep pumpin' out the
rhymes, and we'll
keep re-pumpin' 'em.Copy !req
475. pootie-t, let's
take 'em out!Copy !req
476. A'ight.Copy !req
477. damn.Copy !req
478. damn.Copy !req
479. damn.Copy !req
480. damn, damn.Copy !req
481. damn, damn, damn.Copy !req
482. damn, damn,
damn, damn, damn.Copy !req
483. damn, damn, damn.
♪ ewww, ewww, ewwwCopy !req
484. ( Announcer )
next, on hbo...Copy !req
485. tonight, on hbo...Copy !req
486. Creepy peeping
Videos 4.Copy !req
487. hbo placed hundreds
of secret pinhole
cameras in people's homesCopy !req
488. to catch them in
embarrassing private moments.Copy !req
489. it's all against the law,
and it's all on hbo.Copy !req
490. tonight, you'll see
actual video of
a nanny out of control.Copy !req
491. a camera was placed
above the tv setCopy !req
492. in this home,
and caught these
horrific scenes.Copy !req
493. Ok, come
On in here.Copy !req
494. We're gonna watch aunt helen's
Favorite show now. Come on.Copy !req
495. Let's go.Copy !req
496. Sit down,
We're gonna watch
One of my stories.Copy !req
497. I don't wanna
Watch soap operas,Copy !req
498. The game's on.Copy !req
499. Sit down!
Hey!Copy !req
500. Jesus!
Look, lady—Copy !req
501. Shh, it's
Starting
Right now.Copy !req
502. I don't wanna watch
The soap opera!Copy !req
503. Did you hear
What i said?
Did you?Copy !req
504. Did you hear
What i said?Copy !req
505. Those are
My fries!Copy !req
506. Now you don't
Get anything!Copy !req
507. Shut up!Copy !req
508. Hey, i found
My balloon.Copy !req
509. Ahhh!Copy !req
510. You popped
My balloon!Copy !req
511. Oh!Copy !req
512. Don't tell me
What i have to—Copy !req
513. Ow, they're
Too tight!Copy !req
514. What did i
Say to you?Copy !req
515. What did i
Say to you?Copy !req
516. Too tight!Copy !req
517. You hear me?Copy !req
518. You gonna behave?Copy !req
519. Are you
Gonna behave?Copy !req
520. Are you
Gonna behave?Copy !req
521. Oh, i can't
Believe it.Copy !req
522. I can't leave you
Alone for a minute.Copy !req
523. You're getting
In the bath.Copy !req
524. Come on!Copy !req
525. You're getting in the
Bath, and there'll be
No bubbles, not a one!Copy !req
526. ( Announcer )
Creepy peeping videos 4,Copy !req
527. only on hbo.Copy !req
528. we're naughty.Copy !req