1. it's our cabin.
it's our property.
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2. leave us alone.
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3. hey, everybody,
it's bob and david!
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4. Thank you very much.
Welcome to mr. Show.
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5. I am bob odenkirk.
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6. And I'm david cross.
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7. And... Thank you...
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8. We have an interesting
Show for you tonight.
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9. David, you're not backin'
Down on me, are you?
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10. No way, bob.
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11. Comtata mim miata.
Comtata mim miata.
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12. One country,
One nation,
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14. That's right.
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15. As of tonight,
We are no longer party
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Corporate prostitute
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"The united states."
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Sovereign nation!
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19. We are a sovereign
Nation!
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Ha, ha!
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23. This is gonna be
A lot of fun, now.
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24. The fbi has surrounded
The building,
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Some great scenes.
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26. And we've got a stockpile
Of food and bibles
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27. That should last
About 3 weeks.
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On the bibles.
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What I mean.
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30. Oh, another thing.
Listen...
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Or the jew-run media...
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A big favor, ok?
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And a beer belly,
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35. Just like david's
Putting on here.
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To drink beer, ok?
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37. Ok, I will be a
Spokesman for the group,
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Not be unruly
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To reason, ok? You know—
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What's happened?
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41. They shot tom!
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Shot tom! Why?
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44. I'm going out there!
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45. David!
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46. Do, go!
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49. Leave me alone!
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50. Liberal
Jew-run media!
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Box office!
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52. Y'all leave me!
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53. The facts remain as they
Have from the beginning—
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54. Very little
Has changed.
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Information from either side.
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56. All we know is
That federal agents
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This remote cabin.
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58. No word on how many
People may be involved,
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Demands might be.
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News blackout.
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61. It's a tense and unchanging
Situation. Brinks?
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62. Harmon,
This is brinks.
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63. Can you take
A guess?
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64. At this time, that
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65. Harmon, this is brinks.
How 'bout a guesstimate?
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66. ok, you want me
to guess?
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Somewhere in there.
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69. I just can't say.
Don't know.
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Though, for sure?
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Now, I've been asking—
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I know. Look...
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73. What do you want?
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Planning on using force?
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75. I don't know!
maybe this tree knows!
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76. Great, thanks!
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77. that means there's
no new information.
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78. I'm not trying to hide
anything on you, ok?
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79. You didn't tell me
About that party.
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80. this is a national
news story.
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81. that was a bris.
it wasn't even a party.
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82. ok, good.
good-bye!
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83. Don't wait for it,
'Cause maybe I won't.
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84. Who knows?
Maybe I won't.
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85. good, I'm glad!
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86. Good,
I'm glad, too!
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87. good, I'm glad
for you!
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88. Well, I'm gladder
Than you are.
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89. Man...
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90. Man, that guy
Is unbelievable.
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91. Well, there's
Your news.
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92. I'm brinks peterson,
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93. And this has been
The peterson family newscast.
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94. Trying to get
The news to you
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95. Without making a big
Production out of it.
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96. We leave you tonight
With that footage
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97. Of that
Thrilling miracle
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98. From sao paolo brazil,
"The spitting madonna."
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99. the show that gives you
the latest
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100. scientific and
technological breakthroughs.
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101. now here's your host,
pat franks.
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102. Hey, how are ya?
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103. Hey, oh, boy!
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104. Thanks for
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105. Oh, boy, do we have
A thrilling miracle
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106. For you tonight.
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107. Ladies, are you
Sick and tired
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108. Of constantly cleaning
All those pots and pans?
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109. And what about all
The space they take up?
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110. And what about all
The noise they make?
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112. Well, tonight we
Have a solution!
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113. Now let's meet our
Resident homemaker,
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115. Oh!
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About today's new miracle.
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Gonna love it.
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118. Now, let's
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From across the ocean,
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121. Oh, my!
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122. Allo, allo, pat!
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123. Good to meet
You, nancy.
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124. Are you ready
To hear about
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Breakthrough
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In this century?
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127. I know I am!
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128. Great.
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129. It's the pantastic
New 8-in-1 super pan!
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130. Well, ernie, nancy,
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131. I had an opportunity to
Meet the pan backstage,
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132. And I can't wait for you
To show it to nancy.
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133. Now I'll be back in
About 10 minutes.
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134. I gotta go
Take a crap.
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Nancy.
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You, me and the pan.
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Over here...
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These pans, nancy!
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141. Wow, oh!
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142. Look at this, you've got
A saucepan for hubby,
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143. And a fry pan
For granny,
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144. And a boiler pot
For auntie sue,
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145. And the pans
Won't shut up!
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146. Wow, there's
So many.
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147. That's right.
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148. That's exactly right,
Nancy, you're so smart!
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149. Now, it's time to
Throw them all away,
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150. Because look what
I've got right here...
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151. Wow, what's this?
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153. The super pan!
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154. I'm not sure.
Did I? Yes, I did.
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155. Maybe she just
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156. Throw them away!
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157. Do you want to meet
The super pan?
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158. Listen to this, folks.
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159. The super pan was
Developed by astronauts
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160. Who quit the space program
To devote their lives
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162. It bakes,
It boils,
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It broasts,
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It froils,
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165. And it bribles!
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166. Nancy, do me
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Church mouse.
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172. Ouch!
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175. Look at what
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176. I've got a
Super pan
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177. That has been heating
Up on the stove
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178. For over 9 hours.
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179. Wow.
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180. But do me a favor.
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Her touch the pan?
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Come on, nancy.
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Come on.
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188. Oh, nancy, the super pan
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190. You shouldn't
Listen to crowds,
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191. And you shouldn't
Listen to pans.
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192. Look at what we've
Get here, nancy!
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Milk, do they?
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Do they?
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Do they?
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196. Do they? Do they?
Let's find out!
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197. Shh, shh, that
Man's gone now.
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198. That man's gone now,
That's ok.
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199. Shh, he's gone.
What happened to you?
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200. I don't know,
The super pan—
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201. Oh, my god, nancy.
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See what I hear.
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205. Betwixt earth
And flesh...
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206. The grinding of souls
Whispers a tale
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Dead do dance.
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Telling nancy
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Super-quiet super pan.
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213. Great!
Ahh!
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Kitchen a lot easier?
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Happened to you?
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The stairs.
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Over here.
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Right here.
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Pans talk to her—
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What are we gonna do?
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You saw everything.
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232. Yes, it does.
Kiss the pan.
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Kiss the pan!
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Kiss the pan!
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235. Pan kisses you!
Kiss the pan!
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236. I don't want to!
Kiss the pan!
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237. Pan kisses you!
Kiss the pan!
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238. Kiss it!
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239. Come on, nancy, fly!
You can do it!
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The pan!
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241. Ooh! Oh, nancy,
You cannot fly.
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242. Only british people
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Try to fly,
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244. And you shouldn't
Listen to british people.
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A british fella.
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249. Oh, man.
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Get off my land!
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You win.
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You won.
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Wore us out.
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256. And they don't care.
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257. If you want to be a country,
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That's it.
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262. That's it.
We'll see ya.
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263. Take it
Easy, guy.
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264. President.
King.
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265. Well, 'bye.
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266. Get off my land.
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267. not havin' anybody
on my land.
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268. but I'd gotten what I wanted—
total freedom.
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269. I even called my new country
"newfreeland."
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270. I made my own money,
which I used to pay myself
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271. for groceries, which I
gathered from the forest.
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272. I set up a legal
court of law.
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273. my dog was placed
under house arrest.
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274. I decided that my nation
needed an anthem,
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from the city
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and write one for me.
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277. I didn't like it, but it was
nice to have a visitor.
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278. it was a quiet, hard life
and kind of lonely.
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279. so one day, I packed a bag,
closed up my country,
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to visit...
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the land of plenty.
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could ever want...
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high as a tree,
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and creamy cakes.
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that counted it up.
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of my life,
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wanted to leave.
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289. and then, I made the boldest
decision of my life.
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291. Newfreeland.
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293. Montana.
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294. So you're already
A u.S. Citizen?
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295. No, I told you,
I'm from newfreeland.
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296. I'm requesting asylum
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297. In this great country,
The united states.
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298. Please, here,
Take this. Here.
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299. What is this?
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300. Ok, shut up, shut up,
Just move along.
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301. Thank you.
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302. All right,
Just go. Next?
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303. Passport.
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304. Oh, man!
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305. Bein' back in the u.S.
Is a bummer, man.
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Was awesome!
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308. Yeah, fuckin'
Cheap, legal weed!
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Do you want?
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310. I know.
Hey, uh...
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Put your stash?
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312. Oh, man,
Check it out.
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313. I put it
Inside baggies,
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314. And then put baggies
Inside my shampoo.
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Don't smell it.
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316. Foolproof plan,
I think.
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317. Wow, nice.
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318. Yeah. What did you do
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319. Uh, I got it all
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320. Next?
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321. Passport?
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322. Yup.
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323. Where you
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325. I mean that's where
My flight was.
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My other flight.
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327. But you know, a-a-all over
Europe, up and down.
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329. Yeah, you know,
Up and down,
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You know.
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331. Like italy,
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Oh, you mean holland?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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You—you what?
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Eurail pass?
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340. Yeah, I had
A shampoo... Pass.
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Anything to declare?
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343. Did you purchase
Anything overseas?
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344. Well, yeah, I mean,
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You know—
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Baggies...
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The shampoo—
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It with me
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You know, to travel, and...
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350. But, you know, that, uh...
Was there anything else?
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351. No, that was it,
You know, just shampoo.
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352. All right, did you purchase
Any fruits or vegetables
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354. Just shampoo.
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355. Ah, it's apple-scented.
That's why I said that.
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Does that count?
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357. I was wondering. Is an apple
A fruit or a vegetable?
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Is that the seed rule?
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360. That doesn't count, sir.
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363. Ah...
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Because, uh...
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Your nametag there.
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My name is keith.
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There it is!
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Caught you lookin' !
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371. All right, so is this
All your luggage?
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372. Uh, yeah.
No, I mean...
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What's going on here?
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A lot of questions,
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What is this,
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Shampoo court?
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If you're watchin' this,
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Last time I checked,
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Around europe
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Shampoo as you wanted.
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My shampoo rights?
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It's all right.
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A shampooer.
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Sir. You can go.
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387. Next.
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388. Passport?
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389. Where you
Comin' from?
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391. And then I took a balloon
Up my ass to spain...
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392. Ahem.
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393. All right,
You can go.
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394. Next.
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20 million pounds of narcotics
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396. into america.
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397. if you've seen it, call our
crime-stopper hotline.
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398. also, have you
seen this man?
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399. he's wanted by
crooks everywhere
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400. for trying to stop crime.
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401. His name is... Me!
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403. Hello.
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404. I'm f.F. Woodycooks.
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the streets tonight,
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406. We're gonna shake
The crime stick!
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407. At 2 cuckoo birds who
Thought they could get past
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408. A trained private
Security agent.
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409. 2 goofs broke into
a storage facility
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This guy out.
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412. But we gotta
Do it quietly.
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413. this residential neighborhood
wouldn't take kindly
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or loud horsin' off.
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415. the security guard, an
ex-chicago police detective
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of street smarts,
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420. Shut him up!
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421. in a flash,
the lion-hearted guard
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into a human alarm.
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423. Stop it, stop it!
This isn't working!
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425. Shh! Shh!
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guard had been subdued,
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427. when one of them made
a crucial mistake.
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428. Ow!
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Hand, ow!
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430. Knock it off!
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431. We will!
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432. We will!
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433. No, no...
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436. I know he did.
He's mean, isn't he?
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437. It's ok.
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438. the guard knew he needed
to conserve his energy,
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439. and had had
a large dinner,
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440. and used his natural
drowsiness to his advantage.
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441. Shh!
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443. Oh, good, good!
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444. the 2 birdbrains were lulled
into a false sense of security
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445. by the sleeping guard,
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446. who even then was
concocting his masterstroke—
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448. Jesus,
He's dreaming!
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450. We gotta
Wake him up!
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451. Ahh!
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452. Oh, Jesus!
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453. the jig was up.
the guard had won the day.
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454. That one was—
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455. That one said something
To me, also.
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456. Crimefighters,
Take note.
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457. The dunderheads'
Best friends are silence.
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458. By screaming
Loudly and often,
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459. And playing
The "nap card,"
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460. The guard had torn their
Plan into 2 pieces...
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461. Bad and worse.
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462. You said it,
Crime stick.
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463. Those two were
A couple of ding-a-lings.
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464. Oh, one more thing—
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465. That wily guard and I
Shared a name...
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466. Me!
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467. Now, who wants ice cream?
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468. And how sweet
Ice cream is,
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469. are the official
ice-cream suppliers
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470. of the first annual
independent nations games.
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471. and now we return
to the opening ceremonies.
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472. And we are back with
The opening ceremonies
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473. Of the independent
Nations games.
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474. This is exciting.
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475. Sure is.
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476. And that's led to these
Wonderful games.
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477. They are
Wonderful, bob.
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478. Indeed it does.
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479. Mountain dougie!
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480. Good to have
You, mountain.
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481. Good to
Have you.
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482. I love this
Country.
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483. So do we.
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484. The discus,
The pole vault,
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485. And the common-law
Wife swap—
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486. Always a very
Important event.
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487. He's a
Good man.
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488. From the new
Republic of gary.
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489. See the "g" on
The flag?
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490. Hmm.
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491. Oh, don't tell
Them that!
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492. Y'all are
Pretty funny.
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493. Y'all real funny.
Keep makin' jokes.
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494. 'Cause it's already
Started, all right?
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495. With the uneven parallel
Bars competition.
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496. Yes, this looks to
Be hank dobson,
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497. From the
Brand-new country
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498. Of "hank dobson's
Mini-mart and country."
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499. That country's
Open 24 hours.
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500. Oh, he looks
Primed to go.
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501. He looks good.
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502. Now, that country's only
Been around for a few days
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503. And already has a rich
And storied history.
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504. Look at him
Up there!
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505. He looks like this is
His 4th or 5th olympics.
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506. It's his first.
Watch the beard.
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507. What do you
Call that?
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508. Watch the beard.
That is a kubayachi.
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509. And that's a
Bounce-a-reeno.
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510. Watch out.
Look out for that.
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511. He knows he's
Doing well.
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512. Look at him go.
He's all alone.
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513. Doesn't need a government
To help him do that.
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514. They just don't
Believe in it.
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515. That's a real
Problem.
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516. They judge
Themselves, I guess.
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517. They do, sometimes
Too harshly.
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518. Y'all don't know what
It's like to be judged.
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519. Y'all have no idea.
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520. You think you do,
But you don't.
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521. All right.
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522. Look at that pistol,
He's probably—
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523. He is winding up
For that dismount now.
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524. Here he comes,
The big dismount—
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525. Look at him,
Look at him!
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526. This is gonna be...
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527. Oh!
Yes!
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528. I have not seen
Anything like that.
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529. Whoo, like a swan.
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530. Wow!
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531. Like a pregnant swan.
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532. here in little
glen estates.
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533. it's now been 4 days
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534. since this old man
went inside his home.
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535. he has yet to come out,
and nerves are frayed,
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536. as federal agents
stand watch.
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537. here now is an
earlier conversation
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538. between the chief negotiator
and the old man,
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539. along with a picture
of a telephone,
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540. so that you're
not confused.
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541. please hang up,
and try your call again.
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