1. Hello, friend.Copy !req
2. "Hello, friend?"
That's lame.Copy !req
3. Maybe I should give you a name.Copy !req
4. But that's a slippery slope.
You're only in my head.Copy !req
5. We have to remember that.Copy !req
6. Shit.Copy !req
7. It's actually happened.
I'm talking to an imaginary person.Copy !req
8. What I'm about to tell you is top secret.Copy !req
9. A conspiracy bigger than all of us.Copy !req
10. There's a powerful group of people out there that are secretly running the world.Copy !req
11. I'm talking about the guys no one knows about.Copy !req
12. The guys that are invisible.Copy !req
13. The top one percent of the top one percent.Copy !req
14. The guys that play God without permission.Copy !req
15. And now I think they're following me.Copy !req
16. This is about last night.Copy !req
17. I should've gone to
Angela's birthday party.Copy !req
18. Instead, I went to...Copy !req
19. Hey, Ron.Copy !req
20. There you are.Copy !req
21. You're Ron?Copy !req
22. But...Copy !req
23. Your real name is Rohit D'Temeta.Copy !req
24. You changed it to Ron when you bought your firstCopy !req
25. Ron's Coffee shop six years ago.Copy !req
26. Now, you got 17 of 'em with eight more coming next quarter.Copy !req
27. May I help youCopy !req
28. with something?Copy !req
29. I like coming here, 'cause your Wi-Fi was fast.Copy !req
30. I mean, you're one of the few spots that has a fiber connection with gigabit speed.Copy !req
31. It's good.Copy !req
32. I mean, it was so good, it scratched that part of my mind.Copy !req
33. The part that...Copy !req
34. doesn't allow good to exist without condition.Copy !req
35. So, I started intercepting all the traffic on your network.Copy !req
36. That's when I noticedCopy !req
37. something strange.Copy !req
38. That's when I decided to hack you.Copy !req
39. Hack...Copy !req
40. I know you run a websiteCopy !req
41. called Plato's Boys.Copy !req
42. Pardon me?Copy !req
43. You're using Tor networking to keep the servers anonymous.Copy !req
44. You made it really hard for anyone to see it.Copy !req
45. But I saw it.Copy !req
46. The onion routing protocol, it's not as anonymous as you think it is.Copy !req
47. Whoever's in control of the exit nodes is also in control of the traffic,Copy !req
48. which makes me...Copy !req
49. the one in control.Copy !req
50. I must ask you toCopy !req
51. kindly leave, please.Copy !req
52. I own everything.Copy !req
53. All your emails.Copy !req
54. All your files.Copy !req
55. All your pics.Copy !req
56. Get out of here, right now, or I'll call the...Copy !req
57. Police?Copy !req
58. I mean, you want them to find out about the hundred terabytes of child pornographyCopy !req
59. you serve to your 400,000 users?Copy !req
60. Personally, man,Copy !req
61. I was hoping it was just gonna be some
BDSM stuff.Copy !req
62. You realize how much simpler that would've been?Copy !req
63. I did not hurt anyone.Copy !req
64. I never did.Copy !req
65. That's my...Copy !req
66. personal life.Copy !req
67. I understandCopy !req
68. what it's likeCopy !req
69. to be different.Copy !req
70. I'm very different, too.Copy !req
71. I mean,
I don't jerk off to little kids, but...Copy !req
72. I don't know howCopy !req
73. to talk to people.Copy !req
74. My dad was the onlyCopy !req
75. one I could talk to.Copy !req
76. But he died.Copy !req
77. I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
78. How did he pass,Copy !req
79. may I ask?Copy !req
80. Leukemia.Copy !req
81. Yeah, he definitelyCopy !req
82. got it fromCopy !req
83. radiation at the company he worked at, though I couldn't prove it.Copy !req
84. Now, he's dead.Copy !req
85. Company's fine, though.Copy !req
86. Oh, hey...Copy !req
87. It's okay, Rohit.Copy !req
88. You don't haveCopy !req
89. to worry anymore.Copy !req
90. I don't understand.Copy !req
91. Are you blackmailing me?Copy !req
92. So that's what this is about?
Money?Copy !req
93. That's all youCopy !req
94. care about, hmm?Copy !req
95. No.Copy !req
96. If I pay you now, you'll want more and more.Copy !req
97. No matter how much I give.Copy !req
98. You will informCopy !req
99. the police anyway.Copy !req
100. I won't pay you, sir.Copy !req
101. Remember,Copy !req
102. you also broke the law.Copy !req
103. Actually, you're right.Copy !req
104. Partly.Copy !req
105. See, I usually doCopy !req
106. this kind of thingCopy !req
107. from my computer,Copy !req
108. but this time I wanted to do it AFK.Copy !req
109. In person.Copy !req
110. I'm trying to work on my social anxiety.Copy !req
111. But there's always the threat of you fleeing after I call you out.Copy !req
112. You know, you tell your sysadmin to take your servers down, wipe all the data.Copy !req
113. So...Copy !req
114. I made sure to include the current time and location on my anonymous tip.Copy !req
115. Wait, hold on.
I'll give you the money.
I'll pay you.Copy !req
116. How much do you want?
I'll pay you.Copy !req
117. That's the part youCopy !req
118. were wrong about, Rohit.Copy !req
119. I don't give aCopy !req
120. shit about money.Copy !req
121. Now, I'm being followed.Copy !req
122. The higher-ups don't like someone with my powers.Copy !req
123. In three short minutes,
I destroyed a man's business, life, existence.Copy !req
124. I deleted him.Copy !req
125. Hey!Copy !req
126. Hey, you!Copy !req
127. Hey, kiddo.Copy !req
128. What's happening?Copy !req
129. Exciting time inCopy !req
130. the world right now.Copy !req
131. Exciting time.Copy !req
132. But I'm only aCopy !req
133. vigilante hacker by night.Copy !req
134. By day, just a regularCopy !req
135. cyber-security engineer.Copy !req
136. Employee number ER-280652.Copy !req
137. Elliot?Copy !req
138. In here.Copy !req
139. Yo.Copy !req
140. What's up?Copy !req
141. - I do.Copy !req
142. It's not about the...Copy !req
143. - All of the...Copy !req
144. I can...
Yeah, I can totally...Copy !req
145. I can totally handle it.Copy !req
146. Look, they wereCopy !req
147. hacked again last night.Copy !req
148. That's my childhood friend, Angela.Copy !req
149. Gideon...Copy !req
150. She can be a bit high-strung sometimes.Copy !req
151. But, trust me, she's one of the good ones.Copy !req
152. What am I looking at?
Is this the log file?
This was a RUDY attack.Copy !req
153. This is awesome.Copy !req
154. Gideon, will youCopy !req
155. please answer me?Copy !req
156. Awesome?Copy !req
157. You think this is awesome?Copy !req
158. This is killing us, Elliot.Copy !req
159. Gideon, I'm not leaving...Copy !req
160. Angela!Copy !req
161. Let's just see howCopy !req
162. this meeting goes today.Copy !req
163. I mean, their...Copy !req
164. Their networks are gettingCopy !req
165. attacked every week.Copy !req
166. Who knows if they'llCopy !req
167. still even be a client.Copy !req
168. They're coming in?Copy !req
169. Yeah.Copy !req
170. What did we sayCopy !req
171. about the dress code?Copy !req
172. All right, now, look overCopy !req
173. those logs and be ready,Copy !req
174. this afternoon, in caseCopy !req
175. they have any questions.Copy !req
176. Okay?Copy !req
177. Okay.Copy !req
178. Did youCopy !req
179. start smoking again?Copy !req
180. Did you not get myCopy !req
181. texts last night?Copy !req
182. I sent youCopy !req
183. exactly 13 of them.Copy !req
184. Yeah, sorry.Copy !req
185. I couldn't make it.Copy !req
186. You promised me that youCopy !req
187. were gonna try this time.Copy !req
188. Stop thinking aboutCopy !req
189. something else whenCopy !req
190. I'm talking to you.Copy !req
191. I hate when you do that.Copy !req
192. Sorry.Copy !req
193. I was...Copy !req
194. thinking about work.Copy !req
195. Maybe that's whyCopy !req
196. Gideon loves youCopy !req
197. so much.Copy !req
198. He thanks me all theCopy !req
199. time for bringing you in.Copy !req
200. But, for some reason,Copy !req
201. I think you secretlyCopy !req
202. hate it here.Copy !req
203. She was right.Copy !req
204. I like most of the people, but our business,Copy !req
205. a cyber-security firm that protects corporations,Copy !req
206. I can't think of anything I hate more.Copy !req
207. No, I love it here.Copy !req
208. I'm sorry.Copy !req
209. I'm just in a bad mood.Copy !req
210. I'm late on my last two student loan payments.Copy !req
211. And I can't get
Gideon to give me a raise.Copy !req
212. Hey.Copy !req
213. Hi.Copy !req
214. Yo, buddy.Copy !req
215. Missed you last night.Copy !req
216. Where were you?Copy !req
217. Gotta go.Copy !req
218. Big meeting today.Copy !req
219. Did you find outCopy !req
220. what happened?Copy !req
221. Yeah.
He said he was working.Copy !req
222. Ugh, come on.Copy !req
223. You gotta talk to him.Copy !req
224. We're gonna be lateCopy !req
225. for the staff meeting.Copy !req
226. He can't stand me.
And you know why.Copy !req
227. Angela,Copy !req
228. I can't have that kind of negativity in my life.Copy !req
229. That's exactlyCopy !req
230. what I'm talking about.Copy !req
231. What are you thinking about?Copy !req
232. Nothing.Copy !req
233. You wanna know whatCopy !req
234. I'm thinking about?Copy !req
235. The first timeCopy !req
236. you came to me.Copy !req
237. I didn'tCopy !req
238. exactly come to Krista.Copy !req
239. I was forced here.Copy !req
240. But I do like her.Copy !req
241. Hacking her was simple.Copy !req
242. Her password?
Dylan_2791.Copy !req
243. Favorite artist and the year in which she was born, backwards.Copy !req
244. Though she's a psychologist, she's really bad at reading people.Copy !req
245. But I'm good at reading people.
My secret?Copy !req
246. I look for the worst in them.Copy !req
247. I know she went through a divorce four years ago.Copy !req
248. I know she was devastated by it and has been dating losers on eHarmony ever since.Copy !req
249. Her most recent foray?
Michael Hansen.Copy !req
250. I searched for him online, but nothing came up.Copy !req
251. No Linkedln, no Facebook.
Nothing.Copy !req
252. Something about him bugs me.Copy !req
253. Scratching that part of my mind again.Copy !req
254. But I'll hack him soon enough.
I always do.Copy !req
255. I know you're notCopy !req
256. yelling like before,Copy !req
257. which is good,Copy !req
258. but I can tell you'reCopy !req
259. still holding on to it.Copy !req
260. And we need to work onCopy !req
261. your anger issues, Elliot.Copy !req
262. You're angry at everyone.Copy !req
263. F... s ociety.Copy !req
264. At society...Copy !req
265. I know you have a lot to be angry about,Copy !req
266. but keeping it to yourself and staying quiet,Copy !req
267. like you're doing, it's not going to help you.Copy !req
268. There's pain underneath.Copy !req
269. That's where ourCopy !req
270. work needs to go.Copy !req
271. What is it about society that disappoints you so much?Copy !req
272. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
273. Is it that we collectively thought
Steve Jobs was a great man,Copy !req
274. even when we knewCopy !req
275. he made billions offCopy !req
276. the backs of children?Copy !req
277. Or maybe it's thatCopy !req
278. it feels like all ourCopy !req
279. heroes are counterfeit.Copy !req
280. The world itself's just one big hoax.Copy !req
281. Spamming each other with our burning commentary of bullshit masquerading as insight.Copy !req
282. Our social media faking as intimacy.Copy !req
283. Or is it that weCopy !req
284. voted for this?Copy !req
285. Not with ourCopy !req
286. rigged elections,Copy !req
287. but with our things.Copy !req
288. Our property.
Our money.Copy !req
289. I'm not saying anything new.
We all know why we do this.Copy !req
290. Not because Hunger GamesCopy !req
291. books makes us happy.Copy !req
292. But because we wanna be sedated.Copy !req
293. Because it's painfulCopy !req
294. not to pretend.Copy !req
295. Because we're cowards.Copy !req
296. Elliot.Copy !req
297. F... society.Copy !req
298. Elliot, you'reCopy !req
299. not saying anything.Copy !req
300. What's wrong?Copy !req
301. Nothing.Copy !req
302. Don't be frustrated.Copy !req
303. Why shouldn't I be?Copy !req
304. You're differentCopy !req
305. than most.Copy !req
306. You at least try.Copy !req
307. You at least understand.Copy !req
308. Understand what?Copy !req
309. What it's likeCopy !req
310. to feel alone.Copy !req
311. You understand the pain.Copy !req
312. You wanna protectCopy !req
313. people from it.Copy !req
314. You wanna protectCopy !req
315. me from it.Copy !req
316. I respect that about you.Copy !req
317. Why do you thinkCopy !req
318. I know what it'sCopy !req
319. like to feel alone?Copy !req
320. Shit.Copy !req
321. From her emails.Copy !req
322. Elliot?Copy !req
323. I don't know.Copy !req
324. Let's talkCopy !req
325. about last night.Copy !req
326. Did you go to
Angela's birthday party?Copy !req
327. Yeah. It was nice.Copy !req
328. - Did you tryCopy !req
329. to talk to anyone?Copy !req
330. - Sure.Copy !req
331. I got a girl's number.Copy !req
332. You did?Copy !req
333. She's cute.Copy !req
334. She likesCopy !req
335. The Hunger Games.Copy !req
336. You're hiding again, Elliot.Copy !req
337. When you hide, your delusions come back.Copy !req
338. It's a slippery slope.Copy !req
339. Let's talk about theCopy !req
340. men in black you'veCopy !req
341. been seeing.Copy !req
342. Are they still there?Copy !req
343. No, they're...Copy !req
344. I told you, they're gone.Copy !req
345. The meds youCopy !req
346. gave me are working.Copy !req
347. Yo, man.Copy !req
348. Do you wanna, uh...Copy !req
349. You wanna do lunch today?Copy !req
350. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
351. I got other...Copy !req
352. Plans, right.Copy !req
353. That's what you saidCopy !req
354. the last three timesCopy !req
355. I asked you, uh...Copy !req
356. Look, bud, youCopy !req
357. and Angela have beenCopy !req
358. close for a long time.Copy !req
359. And that's even moreCopy !req
360. reason why I want usCopy !req
361. to be on good terms.Copy !req
362. I just...Copy !req
363. I feel like things haveCopy !req
364. been awkward between us.Copy !req
365. Don't you?Copy !req
366. I'm okay withCopy !req
367. it being awkwardCopy !req
368. between us.Copy !req
369. Um, yeah, I'm...Copy !req
370. I'm not okay with that.Copy !req
371. Um...Copy !req
372. Look, man, I loveCopy !req
373. Angela and I wantCopy !req
374. us to...Copy !req
375. To get along,Copy !req
376. for her sake.Copy !req
377. I mean, that's,Copy !req
378. that's what I'm kinda...Copy !req
379. That's what I'm here for.Copy !req
380. I just, I...Copy !req
381. I don't normallyCopy !req
382. do stuff like this.Copy !req
383. Am I crazyCopy !req
384. not to like this guy?Copy !req
385. Among some of his
Facebook likes areCopy !req
386. George W. Bush's decision points,Copy !req
387. Transformers 2:
Revenge of the Fallen,Copy !req
388. and the music of Josh Groban...Copy !req
389. Must I reallyjustifyCopy !req
390. myself any further?Copy !req
391. Working on that shit,Copy !req
392. you know?Copy !req
393. His was the easiest to hack.Copy !req
394. Password was 123456Seven.Copy !req
395. I witnessed his first "I love you" with Angela over GChat.Copy !req
396. Then I witnessed the first of many infidelities with
Stella B.Copy !req
397. I've never done anything like this before...Copy !req
398. I've thought about telling Angela but she has shitty taste in menCopy !req
399. and I'm not quite ready to see what comes after this just yet.Copy !req
400. You like music.Copy !req
401. I like music.Copy !req
402. Maroon 5?Copy !req
403. Plus, I can manage
Ollie easier than the others.Copy !req
404. For now, anyway.Copy !req
405. And that's all I mean.Copy !req
406. I just wantCopy !req
407. you to know that.Copy !req
408. I like you, bro.Copy !req
409. And I want youCopy !req
410. to like me, too.Copy !req
411. I understand.Copy !req
412. I'll try harder.Copy !req
413. That's cool, man.Copy !req
414. Hey, whenever you're ready, I'd love to just...Copy !req
415. chill.Copy !req
416. Oh, forgot about your... no touching thing.Copy !req
417. Truth is,
I shouldn't hate Ollie.
He's not that bad a guy.Copy !req
418. He's too dumb to be bad.Copy !req
419. In fact, when I think about the really bad people...Copy !req
420. E Corp, the largest conglomerate in the world.Copy !req
421. They're so big, they're literally everywhere.Copy !req
422. A perfect monster of modern society.Copy !req
423. The "E" might as well stand for "Evil."Copy !req
424. electronics and all of life's necessities...Copy !req
425. In fact, after a thorough, intensive self-reprogramming,Copy !req
426. that's all my mind hears, sees, or reads when they pop up in my world.Copy !req
427. Together, we can change the world...Copy !req
428. with E Corp.Copy !req
429. - Evil Corp.Copy !req
430. Krista would have a shit fit if she knew I did that.Copy !req
431. But that's what they are, a conglomerate of evil.Copy !req
432. And now I have to help them.Copy !req
433. There are sixCopy !req
434. on-site engineersCopy !req
435. on your account.Copy !req
436. Plus a few off-site.Copy !req
437. There he is.Copy !req
438. Terry Colby, the CTO.Copy !req
439. I know itCopy !req
440. looks a little...Copy !req
441. complicated.Copy !req
442. Even though he's the head technology guyCopy !req
443. at one of the biggest companies in the world, he owns a BlackBerry.Copy !req
444. So, thisCopy !req
445. is it, right here.Copy !req
446. It also looks like he doesn't see a terminal very often.Copy !req
447. He's not a techie.
He's a moron.Copy !req
448. An arrogant moron.Copy !req
449. The worst kind.Copy !req
450. Oh, hi.Copy !req
451. Tyrell Wellick, Senior
Vice President, Technology.Copy !req
452. Elliot.Copy !req
453. Just a tech.Copy !req
454. Don't be so humble.Copy !req
455. You know,
I started out exactly where you are, and...Copy !req
456. To be honest, you know,Copy !req
457. my heart is still there.Copy !req
458. So I see you'reCopy !req
459. running Gnome.Copy !req
460. You know,
I'm actually on KDE myself.Copy !req
461. I know this desktop environment is supposed to be better, but...Copy !req
462. You know what they say,Copy !req
463. old habits,Copy !req
464. they die hard.Copy !req
465. An executive running Linux?Copy !req
466. But, that...Copy !req
467. Yeah, I knowCopy !req
468. what you're thinking.Copy !req
469. I'm an executive.Copy !req
470. I mean, why am ICopy !req
471. even running Linux?Copy !req
472. Again, old habits.Copy !req
473. It's gonna be funCopy !req
474. working with you.Copy !req
475. I should join theCopy !req
476. rest of the group.Copy !req
477. Bonsoir, Elliot.Copy !req
478. Sometimes I dream of saving the world.Copy !req
479. Saving everyone from the invisible hand.Copy !req
480. The one that brands us with an employee badge.Copy !req
481. The one that forces us to work for them.Copy !req
482. The one that controls us every day without us knowing it.Copy !req
483. But I can't stop it.Copy !req
484. I'm not that special.Copy !req
485. I'm just anonymous.Copy !req
486. I'm just alone.Copy !req
487. If it weren't for Qwerty,
I'd be completely empty.Copy !req
488. I hate when
I can't hold in my loneliness.Copy !req
489. This crying's been happening too often.
Every other week now.Copy !req
490. What do normal people do when they get this sad?Copy !req
491. They reach out to friends or family, I think.Copy !req
492. That's not an option.Copy !req
493. I do morphine.Copy !req
494. The key to doing morphine without turning into a junkieCopy !req
495. is to limit yourself to 30 milligrams a day.Copy !req
496. Anything more just builds up your tolerance.Copy !req
497. I check every pill
I get for purity.Copy !req
498. I have eight milligrams
Suboxone, for maintenance,Copy !req
499. in case I go through withdrawal.Copy !req
500. Shit.
I'm out again.Copy !req
501. How much?Copy !req
502. On the house.Copy !req
503. No, Shayla.Copy !req
504. Not doing that, okay?Copy !req
505. This is just aCopy !req
506. regular drug deal,Copy !req
507. like it always is.Copy !req
508. Fine.Copy !req
509. Oh, yeah, so what are you up to tonight?Copy !req
510. 'Cause I tried to post something on your Facebook and couldn't find you.Copy !req
511. I'm not on Facebook.Copy !req
512. What? Why not?Copy !req
513. 'Cause I hate Facebook.Copy !req
514. That's crazy.Copy !req
515. Well, you wanna doCopy !req
516. these together, then?Copy !req
517. Pure Molly.Copy !req
518. Don't ever make decisions when you're on morphine.Copy !req
519. Instagram check-in for
Krista at Pierre Loti.Copy !req
520. Okay, Michael Hansen.
Time to find out who you really are.Copy !req
521. Taxi!Copy !req
522. Uh, hi.Copy !req
523. I just left my keysCopy !req
524. in one of your cabs.Copy !req
525. 56Y2.Copy !req
526. Sure.Copy !req
527. How 'bout you two?Copy !req
528. Huh?Copy !req
529. You guys gotCopy !req
530. any spare change?Copy !req
531. Help me out? HomesCopy !req
532. are expensive, guys.Copy !req
533. Come on.Copy !req
534. 306, Hawthorne.Copy !req
535. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
536. Come on, asshole.Copy !req
537. Piss already.Copy !req
538. I mean, come on.
Come on!Copy !req
539. Will ya...
Will ya go?Copy !req
540. Hey!Copy !req
541. Go! Go, will ya?Copy !req
542. Hey.Copy !req
543. Come on.Copy !req
544. Can I borrow your phone?Copy !req
545. Mine's dead.Copy !req
546. I need to call my mom.Copy !req
547. Thank you.Copy !req
548. No answer.Copy !req
549. Thanks, anyway.Copy !req
550. Angela, is everything okay?Copy !req
551. I need you toCopy !req
552. come to Allsafe.Copy !req
553. You're there?
It's 3:00 in the morning.Copy !req
554. They attacked
Evil Corp's servers again.Copy !req
555. But it's bad this time.
It's a DDoS attack.Copy !req
556. Did you call Lloyd?
He's on call.Copy !req
557. Yeah, he's here.Copy !req
558. Is he talking toCopy !req
559. their tech department?Copy !req
560. He's online with them,Copy !req
561. but so far, nothing.Copy !req
562. I don't think that Lloyd can handle this.Copy !req
563. Look, Gideon just put me on this account.Copy !req
564. I can't screw upCopy !req
565. in my first week.Copy !req
566. I need you.Copy !req
567. Please?Copy !req
568. I'll be right there.Copy !req
569. Finally.Copy !req
570. Calm down.
It's only been an hour.Copy !req
571. Yeah, well an hourCopy !req
572. in Evil Corp's timeCopy !req
573. is like $13,000,000 in revenue, approximately.Copy !req
574. Actually,Copy !req
575. I calculated that.Copy !req
576. That's exactlyCopy !req
577. how much they lost.Copy !req
578. Don't worry, I got you.Copy !req
579. Lloyd, what's up?Copy !req
580. Lloyd?Copy !req
581. Elliot.Copy !req
582. This is bad.Copy !req
583. Worst DDoS attackCopy !req
584. I've ever seen.Copy !req
585. Did youCopy !req
586. reconfigure the DNS?Copy !req
587. Yes.Copy !req
588. I already stopped the services.Copy !req
589. Stop the services.Copy !req
590. I tried to reboot the servers, but they're not coming back up.Copy !req
591. Dude, someone is straight up finger-blasting our entire network right now.Copy !req
592. They just started reporting on the outage.Copy !req
593. Shit.
This is worse than I thought.
They're in the network.Copy !req
594. What's the status update?Copy !req
595. You see, I thought we set up security protocols so that this doesn't happen.Copy !req
596. Everywhere, obviously.Copy !req
597. Where's the attackCopy !req
598. coming from?Copy !req
599. USA, Finland,
Thailand, Kuwait...Copy !req
600. Start restarting the services, load sharing, redirect the traffic.Copy !req
601. And callCopy !req
602. Prolexic for help.Copy !req
603. Wait.Copy !req
604. What?Copy !req
605. I don't think this is just a DDoS attack.Copy !req
606. I think they got a rootkit sitting inside the servers.Copy !req
607. What's a rootkit?Copy !req
608. It's like a crazyCopy !req
609. serial rapistCopy !req
610. with a very big dick!Copy !req
611. Jesus, Lloyd!Copy !req
612. Sorry, it's a malicious code that completely takes over their system.Copy !req
613. It couldCopy !req
614. delete system files,Copy !req
615. install programs,Copy !req
616. viruses, worms...Copy !req
617. How do we stop it?Copy !req
618. That's the thing,Copy !req
619. it's fundamentallyCopy !req
620. invisible.Copy !req
621. You can't stop it.Copy !req
622. All of their serversCopy !req
623. are timing out.Copy !req
624. None of themCopy !req
625. are coming back up.Copy !req
626. Yeah. This means everyCopy !req
627. time we restart a serverCopy !req
628. the virus replicatesCopy !req
629. itself during boot-up,Copy !req
630. then crashes the host.Copy !req
631. How are we supposedCopy !req
632. to bring up the networkCopy !req
633. if we can'tCopy !req
634. restart the servers?Copy !req
635. We can't.Copy !req
636. Which is what they wanted.Copy !req
637. By defending ourselves,Copy !req
638. we ended up spreadingCopy !req
639. the virus everywhere.Copy !req
640. Only thing we can do is...
We gotta take the whole system offline.Copy !req
641. Wipe the infected servers clean, then bring them back up.Copy !req
642. You're coming with me.Copy !req
643. Yeah.Copy !req
644. Lloyd?Copy !req
645. Tell everybodyCopy !req
646. to start takingCopy !req
647. everything offline.Copy !req
648. - Uh, the server farm in Dulles.Copy !req
649. - On it.Copy !req
650. We're gonna need the jet.Copy !req
651. They're bootingCopy !req
652. the network back up.Copy !req
653. Now, you're downloading the logs, right?Copy !req
654. Because we need...Copy !req
655. Stop. Tell 'em to stop.Copy !req
656. What?Copy !req
657. Don't startCopy !req
658. the boot sequence.Copy !req
659. You guys missed one.Copy !req
660. There's an infectedCopy !req
661. server up and running.Copy !req
662. What's the ETA beforeCopy !req
663. it hits this server?Copy !req
664. The backup server up and running?Copy !req
665. It's ready, but it's not configured for auto switch.Copy !req
666. We need to redirect the traffic.
We need to switch DNS.Copy !req
667. You got this.Copy !req
668. You got this.Copy !req
669. You got this.Copy !req
670. No, this is impossible.Copy !req
671. You got this. You got this.Copy !req
672. It's almost at the bad server.Copy !req
673. We still up?Copy !req
674. We're okay.Copy !req
675. Yeah.Copy !req
676. Hey, I'm gonnaCopy !req
677. take a look at theCopy !req
678. infected server, okay?Copy !req
679. Yeah.Copy !req
680. Give me a minute.Copy !req
681. Uh, I'll meet youCopy !req
682. at the elevators.Copy !req
683. They must've left a mark or something.Copy !req
684. Every hacker loves attention.Copy !req
685. They don't just do DDoS attacks for no reason.Copy !req
686. This is it.Copy !req
687. "fsociety."Copy !req
688. Is that supposed to be a joke?Copy !req
689. This was way too easy.
They didn't hide it well at all.Copy !req
690. This note is for me.Copy !req
691. They're telling me to leave it here.Copy !req
692. But why?Copy !req
693. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
694. Time to shut them down.Copy !req
695. Why can't I delete it?Copy !req
696. I don't want to delete it.
I want it to stay.Copy !req
697. What's wrong with me?Copy !req
698. I'll reconfigure the access to the root directory so only I can use it.Copy !req
699. No one will know.Copy !req
700. For you, sir.Copy !req
701. Did you knowCopy !req
702. that I'm gay?Copy !req
703. Uh...Copy !req
704. No.Copy !req
705. Hmm.Copy !req
706. Consider thisCopy !req
707. me coming outCopy !req
708. to you, then.Copy !req
709. Okay?Copy !req
710. It's hard, 'cause I don't like to talk about my sex life,Copy !req
711. but my partner,Copy !req
712. he gets veryCopy !req
713. paranoid, he...Copy !req
714. Thinks I'm ashamed of...Copy !req
715. He wants me to beCopy !req
716. more public about it.Copy !req
717. So...Copy !req
718. Anyway.Copy !req
719. I'm gay.Copy !req
720. Thanks.Copy !req
721. Yeah.Copy !req
722. Hey, man, don'tCopy !req
723. worry about it.Copy !req
724. Hackers have aCopy !req
725. short attention span.Copy !req
726. They'll get bored,Copy !req
727. harass someone else.Copy !req
728. Evil Corp is thinking about leaving us.Copy !req
729. And I don't knowCopy !req
730. if I can blame 'em.Copy !req
731. They could've calledCopy !req
732. their other security teams.Copy !req
733. Mmm.Copy !req
734. They called you.Copy !req
735. Somebody over there likes us.Copy !req
736. But Terry Colby, he's getting the pressure.Copy !req
737. And he calls the shots.Copy !req
738. Evil Corp is 80%Copy !req
739. of our business.Copy !req
740. If we lose them, that's gonna be it for us.Copy !req
741. It's gonna be it...Copy !req
742. for me.Copy !req
743. I feel likeCopy !req
744. I can talk to you.Copy !req
745. I mean, more thanCopy !req
746. the others, anyway.Copy !req
747. I'm sure,Copy !req
748. in a weird way,Copy !req
749. you'll be happyCopy !req
750. if we went under.Copy !req
751. Aw, come on.Copy !req
752. I know you hate wearingCopy !req
753. those stupid shirts.Copy !req
754. Gideon,Copy !req
755. I promise I'll find them.Copy !req
756. Evil Corp servers should be back up soon enough.Copy !req
757. I'll take a look at the. Dat file.Copy !req
758. I'll ask my IRC contacts about fsociety when
I get home.Copy !req
759. I've never seen their name on the boards, though.Copy !req
760. They gotta be new.
But they're good.Copy !req
761. Rough night?Copy !req
762. I'm getting off here.Copy !req
763. I think you shouldCopy !req
764. come with me.Copy !req
765. But only if youCopy !req
766. didn't delete it.Copy !req
767. If you deleted it,Copy !req
768. we got nothingCopy !req
769. to talk about.Copy !req
770. Are you talking to me?Copy !req
771. Stand clear of the closing doors, please.Copy !req
772. Who are you?Copy !req
773. We gotta wait for the Q.Copy !req
774. Then what?Copy !req
775. Then we're goingCopy !req
776. to Brooklyn.Copy !req
777. Out by Coney Island.Copy !req
778. Why?Copy !req
779. What's there?Copy !req
780. Obviously, you're gonnaCopy !req
781. ask a lot of questions.Copy !req
782. It's weird what you're doing right now. I get it.Copy !req
783. But... I can'tCopy !req
784. tell you anythingCopy !req
785. until we get there.Copy !req
786. You can't smoke in here.Copy !req
787. You've beenCopy !req
788. following me.Copy !req
789. Why?Copy !req
790. What do youCopy !req
791. want from me?Copy !req
792. My dad was a petty thief.Copy !req
793. Never could hold down a job.
So he just robbed.Copy !req
794. Convenience stores, shops.
Small-time stuff.Copy !req
795. One time, he sat me down.Copy !req
796. He told me somethingCopy !req
797. I never forgot.Copy !req
798. He said, "Everyone steals.Copy !req
799. "That's how it works.Copy !req
800. "You think people out there are getting exactly what they deserve? No.Copy !req
801. "They're getting paidCopy !req
802. over or under,Copy !req
803. "but someone in the chainCopy !req
804. always gets bamboozled.Copy !req
805. "I steal, son.Copy !req
806. "But I don't get caught.Copy !req
807. "That's my contractCopy !req
808. with society.Copy !req
809. "Now, if you canCopy !req
810. catch me stealing,Copy !req
811. then I'll go to jail.Copy !req
812. "But if you can't...Copy !req
813. "then I've earnedCopy !req
814. the money."Copy !req
815. I respected that man.Copy !req
816. I thought that shit was cool, as a little kid.Copy !req
817. A few years after that,Copy !req
818. they finally caught him.Copy !req
819. Sent him to jail.Copy !req
820. He dies five years later.Copy !req
821. My respect goes with him.Copy !req
822. I thought he was freeCopy !req
823. doing what he did,Copy !req
824. but he wasn't.Copy !req
825. He was in prison.Copy !req
826. Just like youCopy !req
827. are now, Elliot.Copy !req
828. But I'm gonnaCopy !req
829. break you out.Copy !req
830. Why would you guysCopy !req
831. actually meet IRL?Copy !req
832. You remember thatCopy !req
833. hacker group, O-Megz?Copy !req
834. They got outed by their own leader to the FBI and six hackers went to prison for it.Copy !req
835. You know howCopy !req
836. they got him?Copy !req
837. They went onCopy !req
838. the dude's computer.Copy !req
839. Tracked them allCopy !req
840. down through emails,Copy !req
841. VPN sessions, chat messages, texts.Copy !req
842. One guy,Copy !req
843. and the wholeCopy !req
844. thing comes down.Copy !req
845. That's what's called...Copy !req
846. Central point of failure.Copy !req
847. Right.Copy !req
848. Because they refusedCopy !req
849. to meet in person,Copy !req
850. they compromised each other every time they sent so much as a smiley face.Copy !req
851. The rule here is,Copy !req
852. it's done here and only here.Copy !req
853. It ends when youCopy !req
854. walk out that door andCopy !req
855. begins when you walk in.Copy !req
856. Our encryption,Copy !req
857. is the real world.Copy !req
858. How do you talk to each other, then?Copy !req
859. We don't.Copy !req
860. We come and go.Copy !req
861. Work on the projectCopy !req
862. when we can.Copy !req
863. How do you trust them?Copy !req
864. I give 'em an exercise.Copy !req
865. If they pass,Copy !req
866. they join us.Copy !req
867. DDoS attack last night.Copy !req
868. If they fail...Copy !req
869. You were testing me.Copy !req
870. You said thereCopy !req
871. was a project.Copy !req
872. What's the project?Copy !req
873. That'll come later.Copy !req
874. I just wanted youCopy !req
875. to see the place.Copy !req
876. There's not much youCopy !req
877. can do without a CPU.Copy !req
878. I'm crazy.Copy !req
879. I have to be crazy, because that didn't just happen, right?Copy !req
880. This is a delusion.
Is this a delusion?Copy !req
881. Shit, I'm a schizo.Copy !req
882. Have I really lost it this time?
No. No.Copy !req
883. Last night happened.
It was real.Copy !req
884. Angela called me.
I was at Allsafe.Copy !req
885. Evil Corp servers were compromised.Copy !req
886. Those are facts, not delusions.Copy !req
887. I know.Copy !req
888. I know, I know,
I realize I'm saying all of this to an imaginary person.Copy !req
889. But I created you.Copy !req
890. I didn't create this.Copy !req
891. Oh.Copy !req
892. Thank God, you're here.Copy !req
893. I was just about to goCopy !req
894. wait in the Starbucks.Copy !req
895. You live in a badCopy !req
896. neighborhood.Copy !req
897. Do you know that?Copy !req
898. I do know that.Copy !req
899. Do you wanna get high andCopy !req
900. watch your favorite movie?Copy !req
901. You savedCopy !req
902. our asses last night.Copy !req
903. I thought GideonCopy !req
904. was definitelyCopy !req
905. gonna fire me.Copy !req
906. Where've you been?Copy !req
907. I thoughtCopy !req
908. you'd be sleeping.Copy !req
909. I... Yeah, I fell asleep on the train.Copy !req
910. That soundsCopy !req
911. like such a lie.Copy !req
912. But, whatever.Copy !req
913. I don't wanna getCopy !req
914. into that right now.Copy !req
915. So, you wanna do this?Copy !req
916. I miss Qwerty.Copy !req
917. I hope sheCopy !req
918. still loves me.Copy !req
919. Okay...Copy !req
920. Shit.Copy !req
921. She wasn'tCopy !req
922. supposed to be here.Copy !req
923. Okay? Give me a minuteCopy !req
924. and I'll get rid of her.Copy !req
925. It's okay. Um...Copy !req
926. This is great.Copy !req
927. Elliot, I'm happy for you.Copy !req
928. No, it's not like that.Copy !req
929. Well, maybe it should be.Copy !req
930. You know, it'sCopy !req
931. good that you're...Copy !req
932. dating.Copy !req
933. Um...Copy !req
934. Well, see you on Monday.Copy !req
935. We can doCopy !req
936. movie night next time.Copy !req
937. I promise. Okay?Copy !req
938. Yeah.Copy !req
939. Have fun.Copy !req
940. Mmm...Copy !req
941. Elliot?Copy !req
942. Oh, shit.
Is it Wednesday?Copy !req
943. I have to move my car.Copy !req
944. Shayla.Copy !req
945. Shayla,Copy !req
946. leave.Copy !req
947. Now!Copy !req
948. No mention of
Mr. Robot anywhere.Copy !req
949. No mention of fsociety.Copy !req
950. Not on any of the hacker boards.Copy !req
951. Not on IRC, forums, blogs.
No one's heard of them.Copy !req
952. Property was owned by
Fun Society Amusement LLC for 13 years.Copy !req
953. Owner was shot and killed a year and a half ago.
No owner since.Copy !req
954. And the ownership history before that's sparse to non-existent.Copy !req
955. This guy's good.Copy !req
956. Very good.Copy !req
957. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
958. Their arcade network's
IP is in the. Dat file.Copy !req
959. That'll be enough to turn them in.Copy !req
960. What's your ask, Mr. Robot?Copy !req
961. Hey, man.Copy !req
962. Where's your boss?Copy !req
963. Okay, cut the bullshit.Copy !req
964. When are you gonnaCopy !req
965. give us access toCopy !req
966. the root directory?Copy !req
967. What?Copy !req
968. Dude, come on.Copy !req
969. I wrote that rootkit.Copy !req
970. I still have toCopy !req
971. put Colby's IPCopy !req
972. in the. dat file.Copy !req
973. Dickhead.Copy !req
974. Elliot!Copy !req
975. Good news.Copy !req
976. Scored the lastCopy !req
977. bag of TwinkiesCopy !req
978. from Gristedes.Copy !req
979. You want one?Copy !req
980. She justCopy !req
981. called me a dickhead.Copy !req
982. Yeah, that's Darlene.Copy !req
983. Hey, you likeCopy !req
984. Ferris wheels?Copy !req
985. Ah, it's beautiful.Copy !req
986. It gets better theCopy !req
987. higher up you go,Copy !req
988. you know.Copy !req
989. I love it up here.Copy !req
990. You like it?Copy !req
991. I'm here to tell youCopy !req
992. I'm turning you in.Copy !req
993. I'm giving themCopy !req
994. all the information...Copy !req
995. Let me tell you whyCopy !req
996. you're really here.Copy !req
997. You're here becauseCopy !req
998. you sense somethingCopy !req
999. wrong with the world.Copy !req
1000. Something youCopy !req
1001. can't explain.Copy !req
1002. But, you know it controls you and everyone you care about.Copy !req
1003. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1004. Money.Copy !req
1005. Money hasn't beenCopy !req
1006. real since we got offCopy !req
1007. the gold standard.Copy !req
1008. It's become virtual.Copy !req
1009. Software, the operating system of our world.Copy !req
1010. And, Elliot, we are on the vergeCopy !req
1011. of taking downCopy !req
1012. this virtual reality.Copy !req
1013. Think about it.Copy !req
1014. What if youCopy !req
1015. could take downCopy !req
1016. one conglomerate?Copy !req
1017. A conglomerate soCopy !req
1018. deeply entrenchedCopy !req
1019. in the world's economyCopy !req
1020. that "too big to fail"Copy !req
1021. doesn't even comeCopy !req
1022. close to describing it?Copy !req
1023. You wanna create anotherCopy !req
1024. financial meltdown likeCopy !req
1025. the one we just had,Copy !req
1026. but way worse.Copy !req
1027. Yeah, why wouldCopy !req
1028. I want that?Copy !req
1029. Everyone wouldCopy !req
1030. lose their money.Copy !req
1031. What if I told youCopy !req
1032. that this conglomerateCopy !req
1033. just so happens to own 70% of the global consumer credit industry, huh?Copy !req
1034. If we hit theirCopy !req
1035. data centerjust rightCopy !req
1036. we could systematically format all the servers, including backup.Copy !req
1037. That would erase...Copy !req
1038. All the debt we owe them.Copy !req
1039. Every record of every credit card, loan, and mortgage would be wiped clean.Copy !req
1040. It'd be impossibleCopy !req
1041. to reinforce outdatedCopy !req
1042. paper records.Copy !req
1043. It'd all be gone.Copy !req
1044. The single, biggest incidentCopy !req
1045. of wealth redistributionCopy !req
1046. in history.Copy !req
1047. Evil Corp.Copy !req
1048. The conglomerate.Copy !req
1049. That's why you picked me.Copy !req
1050. 'Cause I work at Allsafe.Copy !req
1051. Tomorrow...Copy !req
1052. Allsafe is gonna getCopy !req
1053. a visit from the FBICopy !req
1054. and the US Cyber Command.Copy !req
1055. You...Copy !req
1056. are gonna modifyCopy !req
1057. the. dat file,Copy !req
1058. and put Colby's terminalCopy !req
1059. IP address in there.Copy !req
1060. Terry Colby.Copy !req
1061. You're gonna frame him?
No one's gonna believe that.Copy !req
1062. I met him.Copy !req
1063. He's a moron.Copy !req
1064. So are the FBI.Copy !req
1065. Even if they don'tCopy !req
1066. believe he did it,Copy !req
1067. they'll believe he gaveCopy !req
1068. someone access to it.Copy !req
1069. And he'll just go to jail.
What good'll that do?Copy !req
1070. You don't take down a conglomerate by shooting them in the heart.Copy !req
1071. That's the thingCopy !req
1072. about conglomerates,Copy !req
1073. they don't have hearts.Copy !req
1074. You take 'em downCopy !req
1075. limb by limb.Copy !req
1076. And as they unravel,Copy !req
1077. their illusionCopy !req
1078. of control unravels.Copy !req
1079. Who are you?Copy !req
1080. That'll come later.Copy !req
1081. Right now...Copy !req
1082. You have a lotCopy !req
1083. to think about.Copy !req
1084. You have to changeCopy !req
1085. this. dat file, okay?Copy !req
1086. But put Colby's IP in there.Copy !req
1087. You do that,Copy !req
1088. you'll have set in motionCopy !req
1089. the largest revolutionCopy !req
1090. the world will ever see.Copy !req
1091. If you go awayCopy !req
1092. On this summer dayCopy !req
1093. Then you might as well take the sun awayCopy !req
1094. All the birds that flew in a summer skyCopy !req
1095. When our love was new and our hearts were highCopy !req
1096. When the day was youngCopy !req
1097. And the night was longCopy !req
1098. And the moon stood still for the night bird's songCopy !req
1099. If you go awayCopy !req
1100. If you go awayCopy !req
1101. If you go awayCopy !req
1102. But if you stayCopy !req
1103. Then I'll make you a dayCopy !req
1104. Like no day's beenCopy !req
1105. Or will be againCopy !req
1106. We'll sail on the sunCopy !req
1107. We'll ride on the rainCopy !req
1108. We'll talk to the treesCopy !req
1109. That worship the windCopy !req
1110. And if you go,
I'll understandCopy !req
1111. Leave me just enough love to fill up my handCopy !req
1112. If you go awayCopy !req
1113. If you go awayCopy !req
1114. If you go awayCopy !req
1115. If you go awayCopy !req
1116. As I know you mustCopy !req
1117. There'll be nothing left in the world to trustCopy !req
1118. Just an empty room full of empty spaceCopy !req
1119. Like the empty look
I see on your faceCopy !req
1120. Can I tell you now as you turn to goCopy !req
1121. I'll be dying slowly till your next helloCopy !req
1122. If you go awayCopy !req
1123. If you go awayCopy !req
1124. If you go awayCopy !req
1125. So?Copy !req
1126. What do we got?Copy !req
1127. So, if you'll takeCopy !req
1128. a look at the firstCopy !req
1129. page of your agenda...Copy !req
1130. You're the oneCopy !req
1131. who stopped the hack.Copy !req
1132. You know, uh, the gals in analysis said this was a tough one.Copy !req
1133. All things being equal,Copy !req
1134. it should've shut usCopy !req
1135. down for days, so...Copy !req
1136. You did good.Copy !req
1137. Okay.Copy !req
1138. We should start with our account executive, Angela.Copy !req
1139. Okay, we first noticed the breach at 2:07 a.m. Eastern
Standard on Friday night.Copy !req
1140. You mean Saturday?Copy !req
1141. Sorry, yes.Copy !req
1142. Technically,Copy !req
1143. Saturday morning.Copy !req
1144. Yeah. Okay, Angela.
That's what we're here for.Copy !req
1145. The technicals.Copy !req
1146. Right.Copy !req
1147. Yes.Copy !req
1148. Anyway, he arrived at the office at 2:35, and I...Copy !req
1149. Okay, wait, wait, wait.
So that's, uh, almost a half hour after the initial breach.Copy !req
1150. Why didn't anyoneCopy !req
1151. pipe in from theirCopy !req
1152. laptops?Copy !req
1153. It wouldn't have been secure.Copy !req
1154. It's not...Copy !req
1155. If someoneCopy !req
1156. terminaled in on this.Copy !req
1157. It was...Copy !req
1158. the smarter move to have someone come in so they can log in on a secure line.Copy !req
1159. Exactly.Copy !req
1160. Then, Lloyd was able to...Copy !req
1161. Just...Copy !req
1162. Just, actually, uh...Copy !req
1163. Just one second.Copy !req
1164. You know, I, uh...Copy !req
1165. I always loved this view.Copy !req
1166. And now thatCopy !req
1167. that's taken care of,Copy !req
1168. let's pick it upCopy !req
1169. where we left off.Copy !req
1170. What happened to Angela?Copy !req
1171. She knows more aboutCopy !req
1172. what happened.Copy !req
1173. She's not gonnaCopy !req
1174. work out for us.Copy !req
1175. Not on this level.
We need to stick to the more tech savvy here.Copy !req
1176. Now, let's get toCopy !req
1177. the heart of this thing,Copy !req
1178. because I can't sit here and look through a packet for the next 20 minutes.Copy !req
1179. All right?Copy !req
1180. Just who did this?Copy !req
1181. Is it that hard?Copy !req
1182. Who did this?Copy !req
1183. I found the configuration file of the rootkit with a pattern of IP addresses.Copy !req
1184. Once you decrypt it,Copy !req
1185. you'll know whereCopy !req
1186. the hack came from.Copy !req
1187. Nineteen days.Copy !req
1188. No news. No arrest.
No revolution.Copy !req
1189. No FBI, Colby, Evil Corp.Copy !req
1190. No Mr. Robot.Copy !req
1191. No fsociety.Copy !req
1192. I need to take my mind off things.Copy !req
1193. Hello?Copy !req
1194. Hi, this is SamCopy !req
1195. from Bank of E-SecurityCopy !req
1196. Fraud Department.Copy !req
1197. Unfortunately, I have to inform you that your account's been compromised.Copy !req
1198. What? What happened?Copy !req
1199. First, before I canCopy !req
1200. answer any questions,Copy !req
1201. I need to verifyCopy !req
1202. some information.Copy !req
1203. Are you still at 306 Hawthorne Avenue?Copy !req
1204. Yes, apartment 2C.Copy !req
1205. Great. And your security question, "Favorite baseball team"?Copy !req
1206. Um, Yankees.Copy !req
1207. I don't rememberCopy !req
1208. this being a security...Copy !req
1209. And, lastly,Copy !req
1210. your pet's name?Copy !req
1211. Um, Flipper.Copy !req
1212. Uh, who am I speaking to?Copy !req
1213. Can I getCopy !req
1214. your name and num...Copy !req
1215. With those details, plus a dictionary brute force attack,Copy !req
1216. it'll take my program maybe two minutes to crack his password.Copy !req
1217. What I wouldn't give to be normal.Copy !req
1218. To live in that bubble.Copy !req
1219. The reality of the naive.Copy !req
1220. That's how I justify this.Copy !req
1221. To keep their optimism intact.Copy !req
1222. To protect them.Copy !req
1223. How?
He's too old to have a complicated password.Copy !req
1224. It had to have been a combination of these things.Copy !req
1225. I'm missing something.
I'm missing something.Copy !req
1226. I'm missing something.Copy !req
1227. Michael Hansen isn't his real name.Copy !req
1228. Come on.Copy !req
1229. Get over here.Copy !req
1230. Lenny Shannon?Copy !req
1231. Michael Hansen?Copy !req
1232. Which one youCopy !req
1233. playin' tonight?Copy !req
1234. What the...Copy !req
1235. You're gonnaCopy !req
1236. stop seeing Krista.Copy !req
1237. You're gonna break up with her.Copy !req
1238. You're never gonnaCopy !req
1239. see her again.Copy !req
1240. You're the guyCopy !req
1241. that used my phone.Copy !req
1242. You cheated on yourCopy !req
1243. current wife withCopy !req
1244. seven different women.Copy !req
1245. I got digital proofCopy !req
1246. of all of it.Copy !req
1247. Ashley Madison,Copy !req
1248. online escorts,Copy !req
1249. fake Facebook pages.Copy !req
1250. I own it all.Copy !req
1251. And if you don'tCopy !req
1252. stop seeing her...Copy !req
1253. Your wife willCopy !req
1254. know everything.Copy !req
1255. Along with the police.Copy !req
1256. The police?Copy !req
1257. Yeah,Copy !req
1258. one of the escorts was 15.Copy !req
1259. That 15 part I made up,Copy !req
1260. but he did have a proclivity for young escorts that helped the lie.Copy !req
1261. But I'm not gonnaCopy !req
1262. do any of that.Copy !req
1263. As long as youCopy !req
1264. break up with Krista.Copy !req
1265. Tonight.Copy !req
1266. Done.Copy !req
1267. You're also gonnaCopy !req
1268. tell her the truth.Copy !req
1269. You're married,Copy !req
1270. cheat on your wife,Copy !req
1271. you hire hookers.Copy !req
1272. And you never had anyCopy !req
1273. intention of beingCopy !req
1274. serious with her.Copy !req
1275. Why?Copy !req
1276. That would destroy her.Copy !req
1277. She thinks that...Copy !req
1278. we're in love.Copy !req
1279. Exactly.Copy !req
1280. Krista needs to avoid dickheads like you in the future.Copy !req
1281. Her radar needs fixing.Copy !req
1282. I'll know if youCopy !req
1283. skip any detail.Copy !req
1284. So don't.Copy !req
1285. And one more thing.Copy !req
1286. I'm gonna needCopy !req
1287. something from you.Copy !req
1288. Come on.Copy !req
1289. Hmm.Copy !req
1290. I like you, Flipper.Copy !req
1291. You're cool.Copy !req
1292. I never wanna be right about my hacks,Copy !req
1293. but people always find a way to disappoint.Copy !req
1294. Michael Hansen now gets filed away among the others.Copy !req
1295. Forever buried in my digital cemetery.Copy !req
1296. The look of disillusionment.Copy !req
1297. He told her.
She cried all night.Copy !req
1298. Now comes the sadness.Copy !req
1299. I don't like seeing her sad.Copy !req
1300. You okay?Copy !req
1301. Sorry.Copy !req
1302. Sorry.Copy !req
1303. Go on.Copy !req
1304. I think Angela blames meCopy !req
1305. for what happened at theCopy !req
1306. Evil Corp meeting.Copy !req
1307. What do I do?Copy !req
1308. I need to talk to her.Copy !req
1309. Well, I thinkCopy !req
1310. you just answeredCopy !req
1311. your own question.Copy !req
1312. Talk to her.Copy !req
1313. She won't respondCopy !req
1314. to any of myCopy !req
1315. texts or emails.Copy !req
1316. Then, go to her in person.Copy !req
1317. Tell herCopy !req
1318. you need to talk.Copy !req
1319. Communication is key,
Elliot.Copy !req
1320. Real human interaction.Copy !req
1321. That's what'sCopy !req
1322. important forCopy !req
1323. you right now.Copy !req
1324. Do you...Copy !req
1325. You think we can talk?Copy !req
1326. What?Copy !req
1327. You won't talk to me.Copy !req
1328. You haven't talked to me since the meeting.Copy !req
1329. I don't wanna talk to you, because I feel embarrassed.Copy !req
1330. Every time I think about what happened.Copy !req
1331. Okay?Copy !req
1332. It's fine.
I'll get over it.Copy !req
1333. I have to get back to work.Copy !req
1334. It's been three weeks.Copy !req
1335. You're just gonna ignore me?Copy !req
1336. You didn't have toCopy !req
1337. stick up for me in there.Copy !req
1338. I know that you were just trying to help, but just...Copy !req
1339. Don't do it again!Copy !req
1340. Even if I'm losing,Copy !req
1341. let me lose.Copy !req
1342. Okay?Copy !req
1343. Don't look confused!Copy !req
1344. Just say...Copy !req
1345. "Okay."Copy !req
1346. Okay.Copy !req
1347. Elliot...Copy !req
1348. FBI agents claim that Colby either used hacking groups,Copy !req
1349. or worked in conjunction with themCopy !req
1350. to pressure Evil Corp during his contract negotiations.Copy !req
1351. After a long and exhaustive investigation,Copy !req
1352. sources close to the FBICopy !req
1353. have confirmed the hacks were, in part, tied to Colby's terminal.Copy !req
1354. It's happening.Copy !req
1355. It's happening.
It's happening.
It's happening.Copy !req
1356. It's happening.
It's happening.Copy !req
1357. It's happening.
It's happening.Copy !req
1358. Sir, step inside the car.Copy !req
1359. Sir.Copy !req
1360. Step insideCopy !req
1361. the vehicle now.Copy !req
1362. Go ahead.Copy !req
1363. Sir, go on in.Copy !req
1364. Sir, go on in.Copy !req
1365. Bonsoir, Elliot.Copy !req
1366. Please tell me you're seeing this, too.Copy !req